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Get the fuck out of here.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey, Christine.

Hey, bed's all clear, all right? Just watch out for the glass, okay?

Look at you.

Are you a fucking idiot?

You get the fuck out. You hear me? You get the fuck out. If you're here when I

come back, I will beat the shit out of you.

Where am I supposed to go?

I don't know. Go to fucking Dad's or something.

Where's the money you owe me?

I got it. Don't worry about it right now.

And where are you going to go?

For Christ's sake.

Get over here.

You want a drink or something?

I'm fine. Here, have a beer. I'm fine.

I need pants, you motherfucker!

You fucking

little

bitch!

Don't you fucking come back, you fuck!

Chance.

It's late.

Darling, what's happened to your face?

Is Johnny here?

Unfortunately, no. He is not. Sorry.

And where is he?

At a friend's house. Johnny, get up!

Johnny!

What is up?

Really?

Well, I think he could fit himself.

Yeah.

I was about to finish up and go to bed, man. I'm sorry.

Mom, I'm actually not feeling tired anymore.

I can just do this tomorrow.

I'm going to go hang out with him for a little bit, okay?

Good night, son.

I won't be late.

I promise.

I'll see you in the morning, okay?

Did you have an extra pair of shorts?

What are those boxers? Yeah, shorts.

Why are you doing it?

It's too laughable.

You seriously didn't have any other shorts?

No, I told you, man. I leave all my darker hues at the other house. That's

the one in Pennsylvania.

Ah, no.

Actually, the other other house. Oh, the other other house. Yeah, the other other

one. Where's that?

I said it's in London.

Oh, in London.

Fuck,

bro.

I don't even have one.

Well, you should get one. They're fun. I wish I had your life.

What happened tonight?

You know. Why is your lip all fucked?

Same old shit.

Got fucked up. Got a whore.

Hey.

I could crash tonight, right?

At my house? No.

My mom, dude.

Seriously?

Seriously. Yeah.

Dude, you know she has cameras around the house now? She said she'll take away

the Jeep permanently if she sees I let you stay. So that's a big... Never mind.

What? I don't wish I had your fucking life.

Yeah.

What about your dad?

He just crashed at his place this one night. Yo, what do we say we get fucking

drunk on the beach tonight?

Yes, please.

With what?

Some buds.

You got your driver's license back, right?

No.

The judge gave it to my mom. I have nothing.

Well, fuck it. We'll just take him.

Like, deal? What are you talking about? Yeah, like fucking steal, you idiot.

What if we get caught? We go here all the time.

We won't. Look, I'll... Look, I'm gonna go in there, talk to the cashier lady,

distract her with my good looks while you go to the back, get the beer, in and

out. Wicked easy.

I don't know if that's gonna work.

I don't.

This about mommy?

What?

You're really gonna let mommy control little Johnny's life?

She doesn't.

Well, then prove it. I don't need to prove anything to you, man.

All right, fine. Whatever.

Fuck it. I'll go do it.

But it's not because I need to prove anything to you, or anyone for that

matter, that my mother controls my life. Because she doesn't. That's not what

happens, and you're fucking wrong.

Let's go.

Okay, fine.

You don't have to freak out.

But, like, she kind of does.

Hey, there, sweetheart.

What you working on there? A Sudoku puzzle?

Can I help you?

Yes, you can, actually. I was, uh, wondering what kind of condoms you'd

carry to see if you could carry anything my size.

I'm gonna have sex tonight, and I would like to be protected.

We've got...

Ultra rip.

Glow in the dark.

Uh-huh.

Premium lubricated.

I'm calling the police.

Hello?

Listen, there's a robbery in progress right here at Clark's convenience store.

Yes, hurry up!

Are you serious?

Just stop. Let me go.

No.

Hey, get out of my pipe. Get out of my pipe. What? No, what about you? Get out

of my pipe. No. No. No.

No.

Don't fucking move.

Don't even think about it.

Don't fucking.

Fuck. You, don't move.

10-4.

What the hell are you doing on my boat?

I fell asleep.

Bullshit.

You're the one that's stealing my traps?

No.

No.

No? No, I was, uh... I was running away from the cops. You're the reason those

assholes were all up on my property.

Well, yeah, I mean, I guess you could say that.

I don't need no felon on my boat getting me into more trouble.

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait! Hear me out! Wait! Wait! Hey! You didn't tie that beckon yet, Troy! Wait,

what? The beckon! Yeah, so what?

So what? You're gonna lose whatever's on that rope!

How do you know that? My father's next military told me how to tie rope!

I can tie it for you!

I can tie it for you!

Neither fucking

Buddha. The guy you're looking at.

What's your deal, kid?

Why are the cops after you?

you to the station. What? Why?

Tell me why they're after you.

I stole beer.

Happy?

I don't think it's so funny.

I love your face.

What's with all these questions, man?

I mean, you didn't say a word all day.

Huh?

Well, I got a question for you.

What kind of lobsterman doesn't know how to tie a rope?

An old one, huh?

Just remind me of...

Of

me, kid.

Stealin' and, uh... Military Dad.

I didn't wear bright blue pants, though. They're not mine.

What are you doing living in the trailer?

My older brother lives there.

And your dad?

I'm gonna get out soon.

How you gonna do that?

Save up money.

You got a job?

Down to the dock in the morning, six o'clock.

I'll give you a job.