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What?
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Down. Down.
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No, no! Don't tase me!
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Uh, I thought maybe they
were important leggings?
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Uh...
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all right, I'm gonna...
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Yeah?
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You're stupid.
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I'm gonna give y'all
a couple minutes to talk.
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I'll be right there.
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Oh. Wow, you are wearing
next to nothing.
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I-Is that one of the guys
from your gay dodgeball team?
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No. That is Shep,
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Kate's ex-fiancé,
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the first one.
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Shep, the Georgia one.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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He's not,
in your opinion,
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in any way,
physically attractive, right?
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Yeah.
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I don't think so.
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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Um...
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it's just
it's a really strange time.
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Is that why you
didn't come last night?
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It's not like you.
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I shouldn't
have stood you up.
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I shouldn't have
done that. I just...
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Swoosh.
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Hey. I'm Shep.
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Cool.
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Why can't he drink?
It's Saturday.
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There is the Michael
I know and love.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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Yay.
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Okay.
Part three.
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Is this...
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Wigminton! Fuck, yes!
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What's wigminton?
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Wigminton is my fucking
jam, is what it is.
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Okay, it's when, uh,
muscular gay guys get together
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and prove that they are
gay by putting on wigs,
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but also that they're not
too gay by playing sports.
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It's fucking badass.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
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Can I play?
I'd love to play, if that's allowed.
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I know the rules
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of your community
can be very specific.
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We'd be honored if you
would play with us.
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Let the games begin!
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Argh!
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Jesus Christ.
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'm not trying
to intimidate you, dawg,
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but I was the Wii Tennis
champ at my bunk
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at Camp B'nai Shalom.
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Come on. It's noon.
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I did Google it,
and I found it. AA.com.
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Okay, who wants
to play first?
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Blondes
verse brunettes?
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Ooh, ooh, deaf
against hearing.
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I can be
on both teams.
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And break!
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So you're like
a gym guy?
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Ah, no, I don't
really work out.
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I just lift a lot
of boxes and stuff.
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Oh, cool. So this is,
like, natural then?
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Judge, referee,
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king of the world.
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Okay, king,
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so what are we
playing for?
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Love it.
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Boom!
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This is what
bonding looks like.
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Like what?
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Happy? Fun?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm
fine with it.
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Oh, good. Okay.
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This is gonna be
a fun day.
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It's a little weird and
overwhelming, huh, all the signing?
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Sometimes.
I understand some.
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How long you
in town for?
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Good question.
I don't know.
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I came
to surprise Kate,
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and then she stood
me up last night.
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Oh, really? Oh.
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Oh, that's...
that's rough, man.
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- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
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We had
this amazing morning,
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and then, all of a sudden,
she flakes on dinner.
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Ucch. Well, guy to guy,
um, it just sounds
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like she's not feeling you,
you know?
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I mean, what was amazing
about the other morning,
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you were saying,
specifically?
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Ooh!
You're scoring on yourself.
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Come on.
Let me score on you.
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Your friends seem nice.
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Like I said...
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it's just been a
really strange time.
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If it's a no,
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you can just tell me no.
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What if it's
a "I don't know"?
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I'm... I'm gonna
get some water.
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I'm thirsty.
Are you thirsty?
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I am in the finals.
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Proud of me?
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And I am getting along
with Kate today.
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Whoo!
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Okay. Just one second.
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Just hold on. Okay.
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I'm four points from
the singles championship.
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Just root for me.
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Hey, hey.
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Okay. Whatever.
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Keep going.
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What about
the singles?
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Babe?
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Nice.
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Ah. Funny.
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Okay. Okay, not funny.
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Stop.
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Yeah, I see you, too.
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Uhh. Off.
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Last round, guys.
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Hey.
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What, me?
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Okay. Uh, never have I
ever eaten sushi.
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Uh...
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Oh, fuck this.
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No, no. Wait.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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You don't know
how sorry I am.
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When did you sleep with him?
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Was it before or after
you slept with me?
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I fucked up, okay?
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I really...
I fucked up.
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What happened to you, Kate?
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I hate you.
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You're not making
any fucking sense!
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Stop! Stop!
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Look at me.
Stop. Hey, hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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You're okay.
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Stop.
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Wha...
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Yeah. Uh...
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i-it's really great
to see you.
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It's been a long time.
I-I know.
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Hey!
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Stop. Michael.
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Stop.
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It's... Stop.
It's all right. Please.
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Enough with the fucking gun.
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All right, stop.
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Come here.
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Everybody
just back up.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Come here, okay?
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We just go inside.
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You've gotta stop.
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Okay, stop.
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Ryan, just stop!
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What? What?
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You've been enabling him
this whole time.
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Are you fucking joking?
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- No.
- Oh, my God.
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You helped create
this whole fucking mess!
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Not you, okay?
The situation.
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It's not you.
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- Look at him.
- I see him.
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- Just look at him.
- Please stop. Please.
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Come on.
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Just stop!
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I'm...
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Mikey, I-I'm sorry.
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I-I didn't mean
for this to happen.
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