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Previously on
" Young Sheldon"..
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Would you teach me
how to throw a baseball?
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What's bringing this on?
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- I don't know.
- You Coach Ballard?
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That'd be me.
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My daughter's here
to try out.
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She made the team.
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Congratulations.
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And Meemaw got a
date with the coach.
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I was married for 18 years,
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and I got to tell you,
those were the two best years
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of my life.
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Practice running late?
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Yeah.
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The Sparks kid got himself
stuck in the bathroom.
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How'd that happen?
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Well, the door's a push
and he was a-pulling.
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Look at him out there.
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Billy's my grandson.
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Oh.
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I am so sorry. I...
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I mean, not that
he's your grandson.
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I'm just...
I'm-a stop talking now.
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I'm messing with you.
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Well...
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You got me, all right.
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Ah, no.
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That one's mine over there.
Evan.
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Oh, i-isn't that
the coach's grandson?
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Uh-huh.
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So you must be
Coach Ballard's ex-wife?
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Yeah.
Why?
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No reason.
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? Nobody else
is stronger than I am ?
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? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
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? I bet I could be your hero ?
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? I am a mighty little man ?
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? I am a mighty little man. ?
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 03 Episode 15
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Episode Title: "A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife
and a Good Luck Head Rub"
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Growing up,
I had an aversion to any type of group.
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For example, rock groups.
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I'll restrict my drug use
to Rolaids, thank you.
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Group costumes.
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I'll tell you who really didn't
have a heart: my mother,
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for making me wear
a funnel on my head.
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But of all the groups
I didn't like,
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by far the worst was...
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Group projects.
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Yeah. You heard me.
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This would be
a lot more fun with margaritas.
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What isn't?
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Then you'd love the way
I ran the PTA.
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And you'd love the way
I show up at church.
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You're fun.
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We ought to go out
for drinks one night.
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I'll give you my number.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, well...
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All right. I'm around
tomorrow if you're free.
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Uh, sure.
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You should
know something, though.
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Um, I'm kind of
dating your ex-husband.
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You waited till now
to tell me?
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You're sneaky.
I like that.
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That is not the feedback
I usually get.
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Well, since we're being honest,
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I knew who you were
the whole time.
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That's why I came over here.
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Damn. Nicely played.
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So we're still on for drinks?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Yeehaw.
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Can't we just
do this individually?
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Why are you complaining? I'm the
one stuck working with a kid.
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Hey. When it comes to physics,
I'm practically a coot.
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Which is an old person word
for someone who's old.
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Tell him.
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- It is.
- Let's just go
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to a coffee shop
and get this over with.
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I can't go now.
I have to get home
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for my bath and bedtime.
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Which is also something
an old person does.
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That we do.
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Can I at least switch groups?
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Sorry. I assigned this project
because it's important
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for scientists to learn
how to collaborate.
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If we must work together,
here's my proposal.
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I do everything by myself
and put their names on it.
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No.
What's going on?
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Dr. Sturgis is forcing us
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- to collaborate.
- Oh...
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And we wanted to
get it done tonight,
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but apparently there's a
bedtime and shower conflict.
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- Bubble bath.
- Oh,
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right,
it's bath night.
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How about we work
in my dorm tomorrow?
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Um, I don't know
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if a dormitory is the right
environment for someone his age.
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If you're worried
about the beer-drinking,
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Dad has thoroughly
desensitized me.
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How about you all
come work at our house?
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I guess
if that's our only option.
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It'll be fun.
I'll make food.
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You can even bring
your laundry.
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That actually
would be great.
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Now this man's
soiled underpants
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will be in my kitchen.
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Thank you.
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I-I just don't understand
why you want to go out with her.
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You don't?
She seems like fun.
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Well, yeah, she is,
until you marry her
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and then you find her sleeping
upside down in the closet.
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No, I mean, seriously.
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You don't think
that having drinks
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with my ex-wife
is a little weird?
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You went
camping with John.
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Oh, it was weird.
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Trust me.
Learn from me.
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She spent 18 years with you.
I'd rather learn from her.
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So you can dig up
a little dirt on me?
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Mm, yeah.
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Well, let me spoil it,
then.
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She's gonna tell you
about the time
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I had a little too much
to drink on Halloween
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and I ended up puking
in my son's candy bucket.
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I bet
she tells it better.
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Then there was the time
we had a fight
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- and I locked her out in a hailstorm.
- Damn.
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But in my defense, when I locked
her out it, it was raining.
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The hail was heaven-sent.
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You're a charmer.
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So...
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You didn't do anything you
regret when you were married?
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Oh, lots of stuff.
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Feel free to grab a shovel
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and go have some drinks
with my dead husband.
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Oh, that's dark.
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Not as dark as my secrets.
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Oh, you-you...
You are so hot.
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Ooh, chocolate chip.
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Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.
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Ready to go? Yep. Go where?
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The mall.
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What happened to
asking for permission?
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I asked Dad.
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You know that doesn't count.
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That's what he said.
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Bye.
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Love you.
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Keith, Sam, come in.
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Sheldon,
your friends are here.
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Let me put that laundry in for you.
Oh, thank you.
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None for you?
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That's okay.
I can do my own laundry.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hello, Sam, Keith,
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big bag of dirty underpants.
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Hey, there.
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I hope you don't mind,
I started without you.
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Not at all.
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Is this one for me or am I gonna
be carrying you home tonight?
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It's all yours.
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Cheers.
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I like your blouse.
Oh, you do?
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Truth be told,
I changed my outfit three times.
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For little old me?
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Well, I've never gotten drinks
with a boyfriend's ex-wife.
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Do you try to look hot
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or do you try to look like
you're not trying?
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Well, clearly,
you went for hot.
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I wasn't even trying.
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I think we can explain
the additional electrons
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if we assume the barrier
has a slope to it.
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That won't work.
Okay, well, what if the electrons
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- are a product of...
- We need to consider that the electrons
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are actually moving
backwards in time.
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No, that math's
gonna take forever.
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Let's just do it my way.
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Can you write on the board?
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You probably have
the best handwriting.
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Why?
Because I'm a girl?
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I'm sure
it's better than mine.
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I only learned to write
six years ago.
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Well, we've covered football
and grandkids...
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Our favorite Golden Girl.
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Did not peg you
for a Dorothy.
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What have we left out?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.
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Oh, wait. We forgot
about your ex-husband.
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The one you're dating.
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Ah...
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What do you want to know?
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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.
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He told you that?
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He wanted to throw himself
under the bus
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rather than let you push him.
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Well, did he tell you that I was
naked when he locked me out?
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No!
Why did he do that?
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'Cause I was trying
to hit him with a golf club.
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What were you doing naked
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with a golf club
in a hailstorm?
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Uh, you know,
it was the '70s.
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I remember.
What else you got?
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Hey, there's my man!
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The doctor's in the house!
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- Hello, y'all!
- Oh, boy.
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Hey!
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Connie!
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Hey, John.
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How?
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We used to date.
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So you dated him and Dale?
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You don't have a type, do you?
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What are you doing here?
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Me?
What are you doing here?
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Well, this is where
I hang out now.
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I grade papers,
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I chat with the other patrons.
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The people who like to bet on
football rub my head for luck.
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John, this is June.
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- Hi.
- June.
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After Juno, wife of Jupiter
and queen of the gods.
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No, after the fact that my mom
got knocked up in June.
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Ribald! Wonderful.
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So, um,
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how do you two know
each other?
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Well, June here, actually,
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is Dale's ex-wife.
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And I am Connie's ex-boyfriend.
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Is that fun or weird?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right, something's
not working out here.
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Perhaps it's the way
you're pacing.
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Pick a number of steps
and stick to it.
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Maybe it's because
you two aren't helping.
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Oh, really? But I'm writing
with my prettiest handwriting.
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- Don't be a child.
- Hey!
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Oh,
you were talking to her.
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Who wants pigs
in a blanket?
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Actually, do you have coffee?
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I just made a pot,
help yourself.
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Anything I could get you?
I need a cigarette.
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So how's it going?
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Great. Now that
those two are gone,
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I can finally
get some work done.
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They call it
"Hot Dog on a Stick,"
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but that's not the only food
on a stick they sell.
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It's not?
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- They also got cheese on a stick.
- Oh, no.
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- You hiding from that guy?
- No.
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Oh, I get it,
you like him.
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Shut up.
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00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:29,506
Aren't you a little young
for that?
259
00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:31,968
How old were you
when you started liking girls?
260
00:10:32,555 --> 00:10:34,256
Buh-bye. Bye.
261
00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:36,733
Hey, everybody,
free drinks on the house!
262
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,587
Dang.
263
00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:40,587
Way older than you.
264
00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:43,884
Doesn't matter,
he doesn't like me anyway.
265
00:10:44,701 --> 00:10:46,303
Sorry.
266
00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:50,217
I liked it better when you
wanted to marry ALF.
267
00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:52,209
I still kind of do.
268
00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:55,881
So you went camping with Dale?
How'd that go?
269
00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,678
Oh, I hesitate
to speak ill of him...
270
00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,647
I divorced him.
Say what you want.
271
00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:02,670
- Then, it was terrible.
- Ah-ha!
272
00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:04,811
All right, come on, let's talk
about something else.
273
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,230
Okay.
274
00:11:06,322 --> 00:11:08,851
A lot of people here
like to talk about the game.
275
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,873
Really?
You speak sports now?
276
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:14,147
I sure do.
Check this out.
277
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:19,647
Hey, ref! I suggest you
go back to referee school
278
00:11:19,732 --> 00:11:23,483
and this time
pay attention in class!
279
00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:26,279
You tell him, Doc.
280
00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:27,835
You're a doctor?
281
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,553
He has his PhD in physics,
282
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:33,142
but his specialty
is quantum chromodynamics.
283
00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:35,412
Wow,
that sounds interesting.
284
00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:38,233
Oh, it is. And I would
tell you more about it,
285
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:41,264
but I'm lucky I remembered
the quantum chromodynamics.
286
00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:44,123
And you didn't even
have to rub his head.
287
00:11:44,535 --> 00:11:47,834
Well, it's here
if the mood strikes.
288
00:11:49,197 --> 00:11:50,912
Ugh, come on, Bucky,
289
00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:53,209
try throwing it to someone
on your own team.
290
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:54,787
Is that the Aggie game?
291
00:11:55,238 --> 00:11:57,522
Yeah, we're down by ten.
292
00:11:58,583 --> 00:11:59,897
You like A&M?
293
00:11:59,982 --> 00:12:02,444
I was raised a Cornhusker,
but when in Texas...
294
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:06,858
Huh, science and sports?
Didn't know that was a thing.
295
00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:09,670
It is possible to be a scientist
and a normal guy.
296
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:13,576
May your team
be victorious!
297
00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,561
Not my experience.
298
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,022
I brought you
some coffee.
299
00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:27,069
You don't have to keep
waiting on us.
300
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,990
I'm sorry, is there a problem?
301
00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:35,384
- I'm just frustrated.
- Is it Sheldon?
302
00:12:35,469 --> 00:12:39,014
It's Sheldon and Keith and
every other guy in our field,
303
00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:40,873
which is basically
everyone.
304
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,377
There were only
three other women
305
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,335
and one of them just dropped out
to get married.
306
00:12:44,419 --> 00:12:46,240
Oh, good for her.
307
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,444
O-Or bad, bad for science,
bad for women.
308
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:51,967
None of the guys in my class
take me seriously,
309
00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,456
and honestly, it doesn't help
when women like you
310
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,050
run around doing their laundry
and making them snacks.
311
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:59,136
I'm just being
a good host.
312
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,503
Yeah, and raising another boy
to think that all women
313
00:13:01,588 --> 00:13:03,882
are just notetakers
and mommies.
314
00:13:04,823 --> 00:13:07,777
I'm sorry I'm making life
so hard for you.
315
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,199
And for your
information,
316
00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,058
Sheldon does not
look down on women,
317
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:17,073
he looks down
on everyone.
318
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,879
Friday the
Thirteenth Part VIII:
319
00:13:22,963 --> 00:13:25,214
Jason Takes Manhattan
might be the best one.
320
00:13:25,299 --> 00:13:30,019
Muppets also took Manhattan.
There he is again.
321
00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:32,159
Why don't you
go talk to him?
322
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,323
Are you crazy?
Look how beautiful he is.
323
00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:39,081
Sorry, the only guy
I'm calling beautiful is me.
324
00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:41,980
And maybe David Hasselhoff.
325
00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:47,339
I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do,
326
00:13:47,424 --> 00:13:48,659
but so do I.
327
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,677
This is my home
and taking care of my family
328
00:13:51,762 --> 00:13:54,839
is the choice that I've made,
and I am proud to do it.
329
00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:56,425
Okay.
330
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,261
It is okay.
331
00:13:59,656 --> 00:14:02,355
And I am sorry
if me baking cookies
332
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,050
says something bad
about women,
333
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,769
but if you think that Sheldon
is difficult to work with now,
334
00:14:06,854 --> 00:14:08,856
you should try him
with low blood sugar,
335
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,902
he is a monster.
336
00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:13,809
Someone's got to be
in charge,
337
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,659
but when you step up and do it,
everyone gets upset.
338
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,692
So your problem is
a woman's mad at you
339
00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:20,928
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?
340
00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:23,636
Yeah.
Welcome to my life, friend.
341
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:25,327
W-What do I do?
342
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,976
You-you quit complaining.
343
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,186
You're young,
you're smart,
344
00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:31,939
you're not
tied down.
345
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,650
This is as good as it gets.
346
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:35,734
It is?
347
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,152
Yes.
348
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:39,571
I wish I was 20 again.
349
00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:42,032
Eating and drinking
and being skinny.
350
00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:44,952
Now go back in there,
finish your project,
351
00:14:45,081 --> 00:14:47,171
and get your ass
to a keg party.
352
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,913
Go!
353
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,484
Somehow,
my parents calmed everyone down
354
00:14:52,569 --> 00:14:53,961
and got us back on track.
355
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:55,796
We listened
to each other's thoughts,
356
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:57,923
and we worked as a team...
357
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,093
for almost four whole minutes.
358
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:01,874
All right, that doesn't
make any sense.
359
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,040
Because
you don't understand it.
360
00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:04,508
It makes total sense, Keith.
361
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:07,099
Please, just take
your underpants and go.
362
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,609
Just say hi,
keep it casual,
363
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,105
pretend like you
don't care that much.
364
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,647
But I care the most.
365
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,335
See, that's gonna
freak him out.
366
00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,611
- How do you know?
- 'Cause it's freaking me out.
367
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:21,350
Now go.
368
00:15:36,372 --> 00:15:40,382
No touching!
That's right, you heard me!
369
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:45,718
Hello?
370
00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,093
Hi, Connie.
371
00:15:47,178 --> 00:15:48,263
Hi, John.
372
00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:51,366
It was a nice surprise
running into you the other day.
373
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,660
It was.
374
00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:54,257
Anyway, question:
375
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:58,179
Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?
376
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:00,561
Oh, I...
377
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:03,124
Gee, I don't know.
378
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:05,671
I only ask because
I'm not good at knowing
379
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,968
what other people are feeling.
380
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,069
I'm aware.
381
00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:11,031
- So could you ask her for me?
- No.
382
00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:13,980
You're right,
I should probably do it myself.
383
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:15,585
Can I have her number?
384
00:16:16,598 --> 00:16:18,733
Well, you won over a whole bar,
385
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,188
maybe you could
win over June, too.
386
00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,164
Hello?
387
00:16:27,249 --> 00:16:29,293
Hi, June.
John Sturgis here.
388
00:16:29,594 --> 00:16:31,382
We met the other day.
389
00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:35,229
I'm, uh, the scientist
who won over the whole bar.
390
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:37,365
Oh, sure,
I remember you.
391
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:40,009
Good, good.
Anyway,
392
00:16:40,094 --> 00:16:43,556
I was wondering if you had
any romantic interest in me.
393
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,810
Well, you don't
beat around the bush, do you?
394
00:16:45,978 --> 00:16:47,335
In medieval times,
395
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:51,007
hunters used to hire men
to beat the area around bushes
396
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:55,785
with sticks in order
to flush out game, so no,
397
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,202
I guess I don't do that.
398
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,147
John,
399
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,788
you're a really sweet guy,
400
00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:03,833
but I didn't feel like
401
00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,397
we had that kind of connection.
402
00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,272
Oh. I see.
403
00:17:10,357 --> 00:17:11,692
I'm sorry.
404
00:17:11,777 --> 00:17:14,280
No, that's all right.
Um...
405
00:17:15,056 --> 00:17:16,171
You know, the truth is,
406
00:17:16,256 --> 00:17:19,342
I'm-I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie,
407
00:17:19,427 --> 00:17:21,585
and, uh, I was hoping if
408
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:23,311
someone else liked me,
409
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,944
it might make it hurt less.
410
00:17:26,787 --> 00:17:29,327
Well, I don't know
either one of you very well,
411
00:17:29,412 --> 00:17:31,998
but I wouldn't write off
Connie just yet.
412
00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:35,022
Why? Did she say something?
413
00:17:35,107 --> 00:17:38,360
No, but, uh, it's just the way
she looked at you.
414
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:40,971
See? That's what
I'm terrible at.
415
00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:42,858
How do you people do it?
416
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:45,779
Look, I know she's
with Dale right now,
417
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,783
but we were married
for a long time.
418
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,496
Trust me,
he's gonna screw this up.
419
00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:54,733
Follow up question: Should I
mention any of this to Connie?
420
00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:56,655
Mm, I wouldn't.
421
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,475
Excellent. Bye.
422
00:18:03,397 --> 00:18:05,557
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