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Previously on Young Sheldon...
Would you teach me
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how to throw a baseball?
What's bringing this on?
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I don't know.
You Coach Ballard?
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That'd be me.
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My daughter's here to try out.
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She made the team.
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Congratulations.
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And Meemaw got a
date with the coach.
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I was married for 18 years,
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and I got to tell you,
those were the two best years
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of my life.
(laughs)
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Practice running late?
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Yeah.
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The Sparks kid got himself
stuck in the bathroom.
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How'd that happen?
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Well, the door's a push
and he was a-pulling.
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(chuckles)
Look at him out there.
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Billy's my grandson.
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Oh.
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I am so sorry. I...
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I mean, not that
he's your grandson.
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I'm just...
I'm-a stop talking now.
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I'm messing with you.
(chuckles)
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(both laugh)
Well...
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You got me, all right.
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Ah, no.
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That one's mine over there.
Evan.
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Oh, i-isn't that
the coach's grandson?
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Uh-huh.
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So you must be
Coach Ballard's ex-wife?
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Yeah. Why?
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(chuckles) No reason.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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ADULT SHELDON:
Growing up, I had an aversion
to any type of group.
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For example, rock groups.
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I'll restrict my drug use
to Rolaids, thank you.
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Group costumes.
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I'll tell you who really didn't
have a heart: my mother,
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for making me wear
a funnel on my head.
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But of all the groups
I didn't like,
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by far the worst was...
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Group projects.
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(all groaning)
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Yeah. You heard me.
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This would be
a lot more fun with margaritas.
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What isn't?
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Then you'd love the way
I ran the PTA.
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And you'd love the way
I show up at church.
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(both laugh)
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You're fun.
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We ought to go out
for drinks one night.
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I'll give you my number.
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(quietly):
Oh, yeah. Oh, well...
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All right. I'm around
tomorrow if you're free.
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Uh, sure.
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You should
know something, though.
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Um, I'm kind of
dating your ex-husband.
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You waited till now to tell me?
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You're sneaky. I like that.
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That is not the feedback
I usually get.
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(both laugh)
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Well, since we're being honest,
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I knew who you were
the whole time.
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That's why I came over here.
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Damn. Nicely played.
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So we're still on for drinks?
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Oh, hell yeah.
(both laugh)
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Yeehaw.
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Can't we just
do this individually?
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Why are you complaining? I'm the
one stuck working with a kid.
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Hey. When it comes to physics,
I'm practically a coot.
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Which is an old person word
for someone who's old.
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Tell him.
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It is.
SAM:
Let's just go
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to a coffee shop
and get this over with.
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I can't go now. I have to get
home for my bath and bedtime.
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Which is also something
an old person does.
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That we do.
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Can I at least switch groups?
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Sorry. I assigned this project
because it's important
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for scientists to learn
how to collaborate.
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If we must work together,
here's my proposal.
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I do everything by myself
and put their names on it.
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No.
What's going on?
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Dr. Sturgis is forcing us
to collaborate.
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Oh...
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And we wanted to
get it done tonight,
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but apparently there's a
bedtime and shower conflict.
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Bubble bath.
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Oh, right, it's bath night.
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How about we work
in my dorm tomorrow?
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MARY:
Um, I don't know
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if a dormitory is the right
environment for someone his age.
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If you're worried
about the beer-drinking,
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Dad has thoroughly
desensitized me.
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How about you all
come work at our house?
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(sighs) I guess
if that's our only option.
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It'll be fun. I'll make food.
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You can even bring your laundry.
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That actually would be great.
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Now this man's soiled underpants
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will be in my kitchen.
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Thank you.
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I-I just don't understand
why you want to go out with her.
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You don't? She seems like fun.
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Well, yeah, she is,
until you marry her
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and then you find her sleeping
upside down in the closet.
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(laughs)
No, I mean,
seriously.
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You don't think
that having drinks
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with my ex-wife
is a little weird?
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You went camping with John.
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Oh, it was weird.
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Trust me.
Learn from me.
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She spent 18 years with you.
I'd rather learn from her.
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So you can dig up
a little dirt on me?
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Mm, yeah.
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Well, let me spoil it, then.
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She's gonna tell you
about the time
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I had a little too much
to drink on Halloween
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and I ended up puking
in my son's candy bucket.
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I bet she tells it better.
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Then there was the time
we had a fight
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and I locked her out
in a hailstorm.
Damn.
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But in my defense, when I locked
her out it, it was raining.
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The hail was heaven-sent.
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You're a charmer.
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So...
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You didn't do anything you
regret when you were married?
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Oh, lots of stuff.
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Feel free to grab a shovel
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and go have some drinks
with my dead husband.
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Oh, that's dark.
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Not as dark as my secrets.
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Oh, you-you... You are so hot.
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Ooh, chocolate chip.
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Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.
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Ready to go?
Yep.
Go where?
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The mall.
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What happened to
asking for permission?
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I asked Dad.
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You know that doesn't count.
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That's what he said.
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(doorbell rings)
GEORGE JR.: Bye.
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MISSY:
Love you.
(door closes)
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Keith, Sam, come in.
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Sheldon, your friends are here.
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Let me put
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that laundry in for you.
Oh, thank you.
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None for you?
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That's okay.
I can do my own laundry.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hello, Sam, Keith,
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big bag of dirty underpants.
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Hey, there.
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I hope you don't mind,
I started without you.
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Not at all.
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Is this one for me or am I gonna
be carrying you home tonight?
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(chuckles)
It's all yours.
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(laughs)
Cheers.
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I like your blouse.
Oh, you do?
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Truth be told,
I changed my outfit three times.
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For little old me?
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Well, I've never gotten drinks
with a boyfriend's ex-wife.
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Do you try to look hot
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or do you try to look like
you're not trying?
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Well, clearly, you went for hot.
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I wasn't even trying.
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(laughs)
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I think we can explain
the additional electrons
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if we assume the barrier
has a slope to it.
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That won't work.
Okay, well,
what if the electrons
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are a product of...
We need to consider
that the electrons
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are actually
moving backwards in time.
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No, that math's
gonna take forever.
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Let's just do it my way.
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Can you write on the board?
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You probably have
the best handwriting.
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Why? Because I'm a girl?
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I'm sure it's better than mine.
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I only learned to write
six years ago.
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Well, we've covered football
and grandkids...
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Our favorite Golden Girl.
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Did not peg you for a Dorothy.
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What have we left out?
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.
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Oh, wait. We forgot
about your ex-husband.
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(laughs)
The one you're dating.
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Ah...
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What do you want to know?
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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.
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He told you that?
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He wanted to throw himself
under the bus
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rather than let you push him.
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Well, did he tell you that I was
naked when he locked me out?
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No! Why did he do that?
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'Cause I was trying
to hit him with a golf club.
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(laughs):
What were you doing naked
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with a golf club in a hailstorm?
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Uh, you know, it was the '70s.
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I remember. What else you got?
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CUSTOMER 1:
Hey, there's my man!
(cheering, applause)
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The doctor's in the house!
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Hello, y'all!
Oh, boy.
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Hey!
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Connie!
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Hey, John.
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How?
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We used to date.
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So you dated him and Dale?
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You don't have a type, do you?
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What are you doing here?
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Me? What are you doing here?
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Well, this is where
I hang out now.
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I grade papers,
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I chat with the other patrons.
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The people who like to bet on
football rub my head for luck.
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(laughs)
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John, this is June.
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Hi.
June.
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After Juno, wife of Jupiter
and queen of the gods.
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No, after the fact that my mom
got knocked up in June.
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Ribald! Wonderful.
(laughs)
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(chuckles)
So, um,
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how do you two know each other?
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Well, June here, actually,
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is Dale's ex-wife.
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And I am Connie's ex-boyfriend.
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(laughs) Is that fun or weird?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
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All right, something's
not working out here.
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Perhaps it's the way
you're pacing.
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Pick a number of steps
and stick to it.
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Maybe it's because
you two aren't helping.
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Oh, really? But I'm writing
with my prettiest handwriting.
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Don't be a child.
Hey!
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Oh, you were talking to her.
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Who wants pigs in a blanket?
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Actually, do you have coffee?
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I just made a pot,
help yourself.
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Anything I could get you?
I need a cigarette.
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So how's it going?
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Great. Now that
those two are gone,
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I can finally
get some work done.
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They call it
"Hot Dog on a Stick,"
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but that's not the only food
on a stick they sell.
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It's not?
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They also got
cheese on a stick.
Oh, no.
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You hiding
from that guy?
No.
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Oh, I get it,
you like him.
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Shut up.
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Aren't you a little young
for that?
259
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,260
How old were you
when you started liking girls?
260
00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:35,850
DAISY DUKE:
Buh-bye. Bye.
261
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,270
Hey, everybody,
free drinks on the house!
262
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,940
Dang.
263
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,940
Way older than you.
264
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,150
(sighs) Doesn't matter,
he doesn't like me anyway.
265
00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:47,360
Sorry.
266
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:51,820
I liked it better when you
wanted to marry ALF.
267
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,120
I still kind of do.
268
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,830
So you went camping with Dale?
How'd that go?
269
00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,160
Oh, I hesitate
to speak ill of him...
270
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,960
I divorced him.
Say what you want.
271
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,630
Then, it was terrible.
Ah-ha!
272
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,550
All right, come on, let's talk
about something else.
273
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,130
Okay.
274
00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,840
A lot of people here
like to talk about the game.
275
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,130
Really? You speak sports now?
276
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:16,470
I sure do. Check this out.
277
00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:20,980
Hey, ref! I suggest you
go back to referee school
278
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:25,020
and this time
pay attention in class!
279
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,690
(cheering, laughter)
You tell him, Doc.
280
00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:29,150
You're a doctor?
281
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,990
He has his PhD in physics,
282
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,490
but his specialty
is quantum chromodynamics.
283
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:37,030
Wow, that sounds interesting.
284
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,750
Oh, it is. And I would
tell you more about it,
285
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,830
but I'm lucky I remembered
the quantum chromodynamics.
286
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:46,000
(laughing) And you didn't even
have to rub his head.
287
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,210
Well, it's here
if the mood strikes.
288
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,550
Ugh, come on, Bucky,
289
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,720
try throwing it to someone
on your own team.
290
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,010
Is that the Aggie game?
291
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:59,520
Yeah, we're down by ten.
292
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,350
You like A&M?
293
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,850
I was raised a Cornhusker,
but when in Texas...
294
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:08,400
Huh, science and sports?
Didn't know that was a thing.
295
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,360
It is possible to be a scientist
and a normal guy.
296
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:15,360
May your team be victorious!
297
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,030
(cheering)
(laughs)
298
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:19,370
Not my experience.
299
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,630
I brought you
some coffee.
300
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,290
You don't have to keep
waiting on us.
301
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,050
I'm sorry, is there a problem?
302
00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:33,880
(sighs)
303
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,720
I'm just frustrated.
Is it Sheldon?
304
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,430
It's Sheldon and Keith and
every other guy in our field,
305
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,060
which is basically
everyone.
306
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,480
There were only
three other women
307
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,810
and one of them just dropped out
to get married.
308
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:47,730
Oh, good for her.
309
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,940
O-Or bad, bad for science,
bad for women.
310
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,440
None of the guys in my class
take me seriously,
311
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,740
and honestly, it doesn't help
when women like you
312
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,950
run around doing their laundry
and making them snacks.
313
00:12:57,950 --> 00:13:00,740
I'm just being
a good host.
314
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,830
Yeah, and raising another boy
to think that all women
315
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,120
are just notetakers
and mommies.
316
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,790
I'm sorry I'm making life
so hard for you.
317
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,170
And for your
information,
318
00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,420
Sheldon does not
look down on women,
319
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,590
he looks down
on everyone.
320
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,840
GEORGE JR.: Friday the
Thirteenth Part VIII:
321
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,300
Jason Takes Manhattan
might be the best one.
322
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:32,640
Muppets also took Manhattan.
There he is again.
323
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,640
Why don't you
go talk to him?
324
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,350
Are you crazy?
Look how beautiful he is.
325
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,320
Sorry, the only guy
I'm calling beautiful is me.
326
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,860
And maybe David Hasselhoff.
327
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,570
(sighs)
328
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:49,870
I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do,
329
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,330
but so do I.
330
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,040
This is my home
and taking care of my family
331
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,830
is the choice that I've made,
and I am proud to do it.
332
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,670
Okay.
333
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:01,500
It is okay.
334
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,710
And I am sorry
if me baking cookies
335
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,590
says something bad
about women,
336
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:09,050
but if you think that Sheldon
is difficult to work with now,
337
00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:11,100
you should try him
with low blood sugar,
338
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,220
he is a monster.
339
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,520
Someone's got to be
in charge,
340
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,520
but when you step up and do it,
everyone gets upset.
341
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,900
So your problem is
a woman's mad at you
342
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,360
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?
343
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,190
Yeah.
Welcome to my life, friend.
344
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:27,570
W-What do I do?
345
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:30,570
(chuckles)
You-you quit complaining.
346
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,240
You're young, you're smart,
347
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,370
you're not
tied down.
348
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,910
This is as good as it gets.
349
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,210
It is?
350
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,750
Yes.
351
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,040
I wish I was 20 again.
352
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,590
Eating and drinking
and being skinny.
353
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,380
Now go back in there,
finish your project,
354
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,260
and get your ass
to a keg party.
355
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,260
Go!
356
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,760
ADULT SHELDON: Somehow,
my parents calmed everyone down
357
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,390
and got us back on track.
358
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,230
We listened
to each other's thoughts,
359
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,440
and we worked as a team...
360
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,560
for almost four whole minutes.
361
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,230
All right, that doesn't
make any sense.
362
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,480
Because you don't understand it.
363
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,240
It makes total sense, Keith.
364
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,320
SHELDON: Please, just take
your underpants and go.
365
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,950
Just say hi,
keep it casual,
366
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,410
pretend like you
don't care that much.
367
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:18,330
But I care the most.
368
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,790
See, that's gonna
freak him out.
369
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:22,000
How do you know?
'Cause it's freaking me out.
370
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,170
Now go.
371
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:35,100
(inaudible dialogue)
372
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,140
(laughs)
373
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:42,020
No touching!
That's right, you heard me!
374
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:49,380
(telephone ringing)
Hello?
375
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,920
Hi, Connie.
376
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,630
Hi, John.
377
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:55,720
It was a nice surprise
running into you the other day.
378
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,930
It was.
379
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,760
Anyway, question:
380
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,560
Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?
381
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,060
Oh, I...
382
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,440
Gee, I don't know.
383
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,730
I only ask because
I'm not good at knowing
384
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,320
what other people are feeling.
385
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,650
I'm aware.
386
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,400
So could you ask her for me?
No.
387
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,110
You're right,
I should probably do it myself.
388
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,570
Can I have her number?
389
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:23,290
Well, you won over a whole bar,
390
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,620
maybe you could
win over June, too.
391
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,620
(telephone ringing)
392
00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:31,420
Hello?
393
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,590
Hi, June. John Sturgis here.
394
00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:35,800
We met the other day.
395
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,680
I'm, uh, the scientist
who won over the whole bar.
396
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,640
Oh, sure, I remember you.
397
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,180
Good, good. Anyway,
398
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,810
I was wondering if you had
any romantic interest in me.
399
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,980
Well, you don't
beat around the bush, do you?
400
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,650
In medieval times,
401
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:55,150
hunters used to hire men
to beat the area around bushes
402
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:59,780
with sticks in order
to flush out game, so no,
403
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,660
I guess I don't do that.
404
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,830
John,
405
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,450
you're a really sweet guy,
406
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,460
but I didn't feel like
407
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,540
we had that kind of connection.
408
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:14,550
Oh. I see.
409
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,960
I'm sorry.
410
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,840
No, that's all right. Um...
411
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,340
You know, the truth is,
412
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,390
I'm-I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie,
413
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,850
and, uh, I was hoping if
414
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:27,640
someone else liked me,
415
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,350
it might make it hurt less.
416
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,480
Well, I don't know
either one of you very well,
417
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,150
but I wouldn't write off
Connie just yet.
418
00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:39,320
Why? Did she say something?
419
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,820
No, but, uh, it's just the way
she looked at you.
420
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,200
See? That's what
I'm terrible at.
421
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,080
How do you people do it?
422
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,040
Look, I know she's
with Dale right now,
423
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,040
but we were married
for a long time.
424
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,750
Trust me,
he's gonna screw this up.
425
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:58,840
Follow up question: Should I
mention any of this to Connie?
426
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,880
Mm, I wouldn't.
427
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,510
Excellent. Bye.
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