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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:06,167 This is Gianfranco Pacciarelli from the Olympic Stadium in Rome. 2 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:10,250 In this day, on which Rome was born 2,700 years ago,... 3 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:13,083 ...the regional groups, coming from any part of Italy... 4 00:00:13,083 --> 00:00:16,333 ...to celebrate the folkloristic national day,... 5 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:20,250 ...are making their entrance into the Ivory Stadium of 100,000 People. 6 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:23,792 Too bad that our radio listeners can't watch this and the show... 7 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:27,875 ...made by the large and passionate Roman public, crowding terraces... 8 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:31,500 ...and welcoming the pleasant and picturesque guests... 9 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:34,167 ...during this day dedicated to Romulus. 10 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:04,917 Torture Me But Kill Me with Kisses 11 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,083 Marisa! 12 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:16,875 What? Are you under a spell? Dance, c'mon! 13 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,250 Let's go, missus, stop chatting! 14 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:53,708 Let's go, the bus is leaving! - I'm here, don't shout. 15 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:57,292 Oh, Padova, do you play or drink? A tiny bit of it for me too, c'mon! 16 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,792 Catania group, gather! 17 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,958 C'mon, Toni, let's go! 18 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,542 Marisa! Hey! Marisa! 19 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,417 Let us touch your tits! 20 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:38,000 This Roman people aren't so polite. 21 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,833 Tired? 22 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:47,750 Well, they have made us go hiking so long, after all. 23 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,708 Have you enjoyed Rome? - Well, so and so. 24 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:55,833 Not so much. 25 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:58,750 Hold it for a while, Teresa. - No problem, I'll hold it. 26 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:00,458 May I introduce myself? 27 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,375 Balestrini Marino. 28 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,958 Her name's Di Giovanni Marisa. 29 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,458 Why are you meddling in it? 30 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,250 Di Giovanni Marisa's a nice name. 31 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:16,167 Would you like a licorice chewing gum? 32 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:19,208 No, thanks! It makes my teeth black. - Marisa! 33 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:22,958 Let's go! - Oh, my dad again, let's go, c'mon! 34 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,542 Please. - I'm coming! 35 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,667 That guy is so handsome. 36 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:28,792 He's become a man, anyhow, and then... 37 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:32,542 ...has he anything like Little Tony? Just the lock. - I like him. 38 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:25,500 Sacrofante, Marche? - Yes. 39 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:27,750 Thanks. 40 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,875 Excuse me, where's the town? 41 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:09,083 Over there, behind the mountains. 42 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:12,375 If you go the shortcut, it's 3,5 or almost 4 km far from here. 43 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,625 Not further. 44 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:19,667 Any means of transport? - What? 45 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,292 Many thanks. 46 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:59,542 Where did that madman with a luggage get out of? 47 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:02,125 He must have been airdropped! 48 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:19,792 What are you doing, Marisa? Are you under a spell? 49 00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:25,417 Miss! 50 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,375 Miss Marisa! 51 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,958 Don't you remember me? 52 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,583 Balestrini Marino. 53 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:43,083 We already met. - Where? In Ancona? 54 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:44,958 Not exactly. 55 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,583 In San Benedetto del Tronto, l'Aquila or Pescasseroli? 56 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:52,292 You travel a lot. - Travelling is understanding, as it's said. 57 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:56,583 Even deep thoughts are inside such a nice looking girl. 58 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,667 It happened in Rome last April, don't you remember? 59 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,583 It may be, I've forgot. 60 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,708 I haven't got my thoughts in order about it. 61 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,500 Where are you going? It's so cold. 62 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:11,375 To the male trousers factory. - Well done. 63 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,000 Why don't you ask me: "Why are you here?" 64 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,083 Me here? - No, me! 65 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,792 Don't you ask? - No. 66 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,042 I arrived here by train just a hour ago. 67 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:24,125 Did you go the shortcut? 68 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,167 Yes. 69 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:29,125 If you had gone the sealed road, you'd have easily come here in 5'. 70 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,958 They used to go the shortcut in the old age. 71 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,833 Alright, anyway... 72 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:37,042 I was able to find a job for me here at Sacrofante. 73 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:42,792 But the main reasons why I've moved here are two. 74 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:48,792 As to the second one, if you allow me, you already know what I mean. 75 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,500 Sorry but I'm not so interested in one of the two reasons! 76 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,167 Yes. 77 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:54,875 Ditto for the second one. 78 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:55,625 Yes. 79 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,042 As to the third one, I'm not used to talk to the first guy coming along. 80 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:00,125 That's right. 81 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,375 Good morning. - Good morning. 82 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,292 Balestrini Marino, you're here for me! 83 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,583 You came a long way for me! 84 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,583 My heart is beating so fast now! 85 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:25,917 BARBERSHOP 86 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,125 Mr Pittiluti Vincenzo? - Here he is. 87 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:32,625 Thanks. 88 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,417 The door! - Yes. 89 00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:41,000 Good morning. 90 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:42,208 Here. 91 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,958 On the basis of your request for an experienced worker... 92 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,833 ...on the bullettin of Barbers' Association from Ancona. 93 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,208 Any references? 94 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,708 This is due to my wife, who has lighted the little stove. 95 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:57,000 For the last two years I've been working at The Passenger's House... 96 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,750 ...in Frosinone and for a year at Remo and Jolanda's, in Rieti. 97 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,458 Beauty salon. 98 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,083 Here's the pink slip signed by Mr Remo. 99 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,458 Countersigned by Jolanda too,... 100 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:12,458 ...if you want to check. - How do you taper hair? 101 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,417 By the point of scissors. - Hair clipper? 102 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,250 I avoid it. - How do you clip hair? 103 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,958 By simple and serrated scissors. 104 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,375 Traditional hairstyles? 105 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,833 Regular haircut: Oberdan, Mascagni or Umberta style. 106 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:25,792 Also a special touch for comb-over: simple, turned over or reverse. 107 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,708 A speciality of mine: friction with egg yolk,... 108 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,833 ...with white for wilted hair bulbs. 109 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,083 Modern hairstyles? 110 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,958 Sculpture by razor, candle scorched haircut,... 111 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,542 ...lengthening of curls by blow drier, teasing, Ringo style,... 112 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,500 ...crew cut, curtained, layered, pointed, pear-shaped hairstyle... 113 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,917 ...and I can make the long hairstyle too, though it's passed its peak. 114 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,583 But if needed... 115 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:48,125 Ok, let's see what you can do with Mr Tortorelli. 116 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,375 Nice head! 117 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,583 Is this your usual haircut or have you ridden a motorbike? 118 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:53,292 Sit down there, Mr Tortorelli. 119 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,125 I want someone to take care of my hands. - Manicure! 120 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:06,542 A man? 121 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,792 It'd be too unscrupulous to employ a woman for that! 122 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,708 Right. 123 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,042 And with the spring coming... 124 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,625 I've caught you, rascal! 125 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,417 Let me go or I'll call the priest now, you know? - I doubt it. 126 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,042 You're too self confident, Casanuova! 127 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,625 I admit... Where are you going now? 128 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,375 Sit down here for a while! 129 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:59,417 Any chance of a kiss after these three months of love quarrels? 130 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,000 Let time run its course, rogue! 131 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,292 Alright, as you like. 132 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,083 Try to catch me! - No, stop running,... 133 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,583 ...it can do harm to you. 134 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:13,333 No, come here. Marisa! 135 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,875 Where has she gone now? 136 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,583 Marisa! Where are you? 137 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,292 Well, I'm going away, ok? I'll go back to Don Antonio. 138 00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:25,583 I go and play blindman's bluff, so I'll have more fun. 139 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,333 I'm sure that in this great immensity... 140 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:37,125 ...someone thinks about me and won't forget about me,... 141 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:41,000 ...and one day I'll find a little of love for me too,... 142 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:47,458 ...for me who am a nothing, in such an immensity... 143 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,958 I like the music, not the lyrics, though. 144 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,708 These are lyrics for lovers, like me and you. 145 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,625 Oh, many thanks! So, must I be a nothing? 146 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,917 Meaning a nothing if compared to the immensity... 147 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,167 ...of all the things surrounding us. 148 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:07,542 This doesn't convince me at all. Our love itself is an immensity. 149 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,875 Nothing must be all the other things, if ever. 150 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,708 In the sense that nothing exists outside it? 151 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,000 Meaning outside of our love? 152 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,708 It's obvious. 153 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:19,000 It may be. After all, this idea's also in... 154 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,250 ...the song "There's a white house". 155 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,083 Wait and I'll read it all for you. 156 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:31,000 Lara, I'll love you for all my life! - Now we've to leave each other, Yuri. 157 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,667 Goodbye forever, goodbye! 158 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,125 And step aside! 159 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,083 Will you let me watch this Doctor Zhivago or not? 160 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,667 No, don't look at me like that, Lara! 161 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:45,167 I'll never forget our little house in the snow. 162 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:48,500 Yuri, my love! - Shall we meet again in Moscow? 163 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,167 If God is going to help us. 164 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,583 Goodbye, Lara! - Goodbye, Yuri! 165 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,625 My love, goodbye! - Goodbye! 166 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,583 Goodbye! 167 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,917 Nazareno, is there a seat free? - No. 168 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,500 Oh my! There's my dad! 169 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,000 Where? 170 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,458 Behind there. 171 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,833 Excuse me! 172 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,000 Ouch! 173 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,542 Yuri, help! - Victor Komarovsky, stop! 174 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,583 I'll never ever give my blessing to you, never! 175 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,333 Get my words stuck in your mind! 176 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,958 Wretch, never! 177 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,375 You're the daughter of a great artist! 178 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,958 Don't ever forget it! 179 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,792 That guy is nothing but a bungler, that's what he's! 180 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,458 He's young and will fight his way 181 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,875 Young? But he might be your father! 182 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:48,000 He's smart, learned and... 183 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,750 ...if you want to know, he even won the silver scissors! 184 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,167 Forget those silver scissors, he's penniless! 185 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,167 Listen, you'll leave that guy right away! 186 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:00,000 Or rather, bloody hell! 187 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:05,542 I'll smash and bury you under this stone! 188 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,750 AMALIA AND LIBERO UNITED FOREVER 189 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,625 When you read this letter,... 190 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:16,125 ...it'll be too late to stop the insane gesture by the undersigned. 191 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,458 Victims of the world's egoism... 192 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,708 ...and of the poor understanding towards us, young people. 193 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,958 Will we ever forgive who's driven us to do that? Certainly. 194 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,292 Regret will take care of making him suffer. 195 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:30,167 The undersigned won't be alone in the immensity,... 196 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,000 ...but will stay with the memory of those who were kind to them,... 197 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,833 ...though they're a very few ones. 198 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:36,292 Yours truly,... 199 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,667 ...Balestrini Marino and Di Giovanni Marisa. 200 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,000 The train's late. 201 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:57,125 The butterflies are the souls of the dead. 202 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,708 Marino, will we become butterflies too? 203 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,750 It may be. 204 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,583 Excuse me. 205 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,375 Poor dad, who knows how long he will cry... 206 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,542 He will learn the lesson then. 207 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,125 Here it is. 208 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:35,042 Don't be afraid, Marisa. 209 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,292 I'm here with you. 210 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:44,333 I'm you and you're me... 211 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,417 Who dies first, suffers less. 212 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,167 Do you want to take my place? 213 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,917 No, thanks. 214 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,250 Marisa! - Marino! 215 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,750 Look, these two wretches! 216 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,208 Just my luck! It's always something with me! 217 00:18:32,292 --> 00:18:34,625 Hey! What the fuck are you doing? 218 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,833 Just under my train? - Do your duty and go ahead! 219 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,208 Forget going ahead, blast you! 220 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,500 In any case we won't move away. - No? Come! 221 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,375 Keep your hands off the lady's legs, you know! 222 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,333 I'll tear out her leg, got it?! 223 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,292 No, you won't tear out just anything, got it? 224 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,792 What a horrible intention! 225 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,667 What has driven you to such a decision? 226 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:58,208 Never despair, my sons, Providence gives according to need. 227 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,083 Its name itself says that. 228 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,833 Providence gives according to need! 229 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,250 HERE LIES THE UNFORGETTABLE ARTIST ARTEMIO DI GIOVANNI 230 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:14,083 FAIR, HONEST AND GENEROUS 231 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,875 HE HIMSELF CARVED IT 1910 - 1968 232 00:19:57,417 --> 00:20:03,292 But temptation nested at the Adelaide's guest house. 233 00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:09,458 I'm sure that in this great immensity... 234 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:17,042 ...someone thinks about me and won't forget about me. 235 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,875 What a manly voice this guy has. 236 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,458 He makes my blood boil. 237 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:27,375 I won't be alone all my life long... 238 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,375 ...and one day... 239 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:34,917 ...I'll find... 240 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:40,917 ...a little of love for me too,... 241 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,833 ...for me who... 242 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:51,125 ...am a nothing in the immensity... blast you! 243 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:56,000 What's up? - Young master, coffee's ready. 244 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,500 Thanks, madam Adelaide. 245 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,042 But you still didn't notice I don't use to drink... 246 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,583 ...coffee during these three months I've been staying here? 247 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,125 Marino, you'll make me do something crazy. 248 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,750 Agreed, but you can't even give chase to me... 249 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,708 ...as if you were a man and me a woman. 250 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,667 Why are you so obstinate? 251 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,875 But with so many handsome young men all around,... 252 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,375 ...it's not hard to choose! 253 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,208 Since my poor Eugenio died,... 254 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,292 ...I haven't been looking at a man's face, as I'm so serious. 255 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:11,417 I don't doubt it, madam, and understand you. I'm a man too. 256 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,542 Maybe you just happen to be in heat now,... 257 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,333 ...but t will pass, you'll see. 258 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:19,125 Why are you rejecting me, am I so bad looking maybe? 259 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,917 No, not at all, madam. 260 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:24,250 But it's not tactless of me, it's just that I'm already engaged. 261 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,667 Marino! 262 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:27,583 Tell me, madam. 263 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:30,042 Go along with me! - Gladly, but I can't. 264 00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:32,000 Next month I'll get married, ouch. 265 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:35,500 One more reason to indulge your whim. - I never drew back! 266 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,625 Oh, but you're biting! 267 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,417 A little kiss at least, little Marino, be good! 268 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,875 You've just gone wild today, let's try to stay good friends. 269 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,667 What would I do with your friendship? - Come! 270 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,917 Marino! - You make me be late, madam. 271 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,125 And I've still to wash my feet! 272 00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:55,875 You're horny! - How rude! 273 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,667 Do you think that, if I had no right to do, I'd have done it? 274 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:01,500 I'm a lady, you know, more than many other women, got it? 275 00:23:01,792 --> 00:23:04,333 If another woman does it again and again, it's fine for you, isn't it? 276 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:07,750 Close your eyes, hence a widow like me has more right to do it! 277 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,667 A 20 aged woman would be filthier if she did that, I do tell you! 278 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:16,000 Who are you alluding to? - To a bride-to-be. 279 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,375 That is? 280 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,250 That is, madam? 281 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,292 May my lips be sealed. 282 00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,333 Who are you alluding to, madam? 283 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,458 Swallow, keep quiet, don't talk about that. 284 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,333 Frankness is an enemy of love. - No, you'll talk now! Ouch! 285 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,458 Listen, madam,... 286 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:44,375 ...I've always been like a gentleman with you. 287 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,417 But if you don't talk now,... 288 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,083 ...I won't even follow manners and will beat you, you know? 289 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,542 Marino, don't let me say a thing you couldn't like! 290 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:53,958 Ouch! - What will I do, must I break this? 291 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,833 So swear on your mother you won't tell anybody what I'll say to you! 292 00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,042 Alright, I swear. 293 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,167 I don't know anything precisely, only by hearsay. 294 00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:08,208 When the priest organized a mixed pilgrimage to Assisi last year,... 295 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,833 ...also Marisa went to. 296 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,292 So what? 297 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:13,917 When the pullman left again, Marisa wasn't on it. 298 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:17,000 She preferred to spend a night with another man in a hotel. 299 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,375 In a hotel...and with whom? 300 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,458 Scortichini Guido, who works in a paper mill. 301 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,875 Are you Scortichini Guido? 302 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:37,875 Yes. 303 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,667 What do you want? 304 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,583 Nothing. 305 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,667 I just wanted to meet you... 306 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,708 ...and see your face and who are you. 307 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,917 So what? 308 00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,208 Let time run its course. 309 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,208 And remember that,... 310 00:25:04,792 --> 00:25:06,833 ...if you're the Colossus of Rhodes,... 311 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:09,708 ...I'm not one of Snow White's dwarfs. 312 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:11,208 Watch your back, got it? 313 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,125 I've got the proof of your double life by now, my dear Marisa. 314 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,375 Yes, that's true, I told you I'm not interested in your past,... 315 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:30,583 ...but it was because I thought you were pure like a lily! 316 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,375 Who can know whether tomorrow,... 317 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:34,708 ...while you're swearing eternal love to me, you won't... 318 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 ...give yourself away to another man indecently? 319 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:38,542 How will be our future? 320 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:42,000 What will I say to my sons when they see you coming back home at dawn? 321 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,917 That their mother is a whore? 322 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,458 No, go away, dirty bitch, take! 323 00:25:47,542 --> 00:25:49,833 Don't come into my view anymore, you know! 324 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,000 Take! 325 00:25:51,042 --> 00:25:53,250 But Marino, excuse me, what are you doing? 326 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,583 The tonsure, Don Antonio, why? 327 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:56,917 The tonsure? 328 00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,708 I'm Don Antonio instead! 329 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:04,292 Oh, good God! Look what this guy has done to me! 330 00:26:04,292 --> 00:26:06,458 And now who will fix the marshal's hair? 331 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:09,667 But...Don Antonio came first. 332 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:12,167 Sure! 333 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,083 Hello, Marino! 334 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:28,792 Hi, Teresa. - Don't forget the umbrella's mine, you know! 335 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,583 Teresa and Antonietta have accepted to be my bridesmaids. 336 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:37,333 Why? Aren't you happy? 337 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,417 Yes. 338 00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:43,042 Have you also decided where we shall go for our honeymoon trip? 339 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,958 Is it ok for you Assisi? Do you know some hotels there? 340 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,083 Marino, what are you saying? 341 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:53,000 Once you took offence because I hid the fact that I wear glasses from you! 342 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,458 Yes! Pretend you don't remember that! 343 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:57,250 You told I'm not sincere, you even said to me: hypocrite! 344 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,000 Yes, madam. 345 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:02,250 I use to wear glasses, I'm astigmatic. 346 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,333 But to be astigmatic is not dishonourable at all, you know? 347 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,750 It's more dishonourable going to hotels. 348 00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:09,542 I'm you and you're me! 349 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,333 No, my dear, because, if I were you, I'd be disgusting for myself! 350 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,750 What are you doing? No reactions? 351 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:19,792 You don't answer, I know, and don't defend yourself! 352 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:21,292 So I will speak. 353 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:25,083 And I say only one thing: Scortichini, with all due respect. 354 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,292 What's your answer? 355 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:32,792 It's the second time, I inform you there won't be a third one! 356 00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:39,042 Lara! 357 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,917 Yuri, my love, help! 358 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:47,083 Help! 359 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,208 I'm coming, Lara! 360 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,625 Yuri! 361 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:55,333 Victor Komarovsky, stop! 362 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,792 No! 363 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,708 No! 364 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,458 Murderer! 365 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,625 Poor him, he has been raving for a week. 366 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,458 Hey! Wake up! 367 00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:35,750 Are you Victor Komarovsky? 368 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,625 I'm Scortichini Guido. 369 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,833 What are you doing here in Moscow? 370 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,500 He's losing his marbles. 371 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:49,083 Scortichini! - You're an idiot! 372 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:52,417 Instead of going crazy, excuse me, couldn't you ask for an explanation? 373 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,750 What's this nonsense about Marisa and me? 374 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,917 Hey, Marino, I've brought this here for an explanation. 375 00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:58,542 Yes? 376 00:28:58,542 --> 00:29:03,042 I do care a little about you and that other stupid woman. 377 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:07,875 Last time I talked to her, I was 12 and she was not even 7 years old. 378 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,583 Look, I never made a pilgrimage to Assisi. 379 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,792 Believe me, Marino. 380 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,833 If she went there, she must have gone there with another man. 381 00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:18,750 Which other man? Believe me, Marisa has been with me all that day long. 382 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:21,167 I remember it well, it was the Saint Francesco's day. 383 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:24,208 October the 4th, a year ago, it was raining. 384 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:27,167 That's malicious gossip, Marino! 385 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:30,792 Scandalmongers, talebearers! People who want to hurt you. 386 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,000 What are you doing? Are you getting up? 387 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:40,333 My trousers. - You're getting up with a fever. 388 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,833 He's getting up. - I must ask for Marisa's forgiveness. 389 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:45,250 But, my son, you're sick and may have a collapse. - Marisa! 390 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,333 Give me the trousers. - I was expecting that, c'mon! 391 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,333 Who is it? 392 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:26,792 Marisa! 393 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:29,000 Marisa has gone to the station right now. 394 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,542 You've been very bad with her, she will leave for Rome forever! 395 00:30:31,542 --> 00:30:33,750 Rome? - To make a new life for herself! 396 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,958 She doesn't want to see you again, she said! 397 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:39,000 To Rome, oh my God... 398 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,000 Blast you! What are you doing? 399 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:03,625 Who's Marisa? 400 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,042 A blonde girl,... 401 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,417 ...leaving for Rome. - For Rome? 402 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:09,042 This isn't going to Rome at all! - Her name is... 403 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,458 It's going to Ancona! 404 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:12,208 The train for Rome is leaving now, it's there. 405 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,708 Where's the thingy? - What? 406 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,333 The thingy. - Which thingy? 407 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:20,375 Here it is. - What are you doing? 408 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:21,583 I can't make it. 409 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,708 You draw, as I can't make it. 410 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:24,917 I can't make it. 411 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:30,375 Some days later in the Eternal City... 412 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,125 Good morning, I'be been seeking... 413 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:58,000 ...this lady for five days for very urgent reasons. 414 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,667 I know she works in a factory of sport... 415 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:03,917 ...plants called Toni or Coni, not featured in the telephone book. 416 00:32:03,917 --> 00:32:06,667 Can you help me to send this picture... 417 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:08,625 ...to all the police cars, by any chance? 418 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,875 I don't think so. - You don't think so, do you? 419 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:12,542 And then can't you see we're riding on horses? 420 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:14,583 Anyway, go to the police station. 421 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,750 But I just don't think so, you know. Coni... 422 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:18,792 Coni...tell me! 423 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:20,083 Yes? 424 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:21,958 Have you said "Coni"? 425 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:26,250 Or Comi, Toni, Coni? - It must be Coni! 426 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,958 Coni's sports facility. 427 00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:30,875 Coni's sports facility? 428 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:32,750 Indeed! - Thanks, many thanks. 429 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,750 Yes, ice cream cones! 430 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:53,750 C'mon, lazy girls, leave the stands and go to H sector! 431 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:57,583 Your friend Teresa told me she came to this sports facility... 432 00:32:57,583 --> 00:33:00,250 ...holding a position of responsibility and satisfaction. 433 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,500 Forget responsibility! 434 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,375 She used to come here to clean the trash after any match,... 435 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,750 ...what's that responsibility? 436 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,333 The fact is she was always crying so I told her to piss off. 437 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,708 Where has she gone now? 438 00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:13,125 Let's see. 439 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,417 Hey, Concetta! Where has Marisa gone? 440 00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:18,917 No one knows. 441 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,792 No one knows. - Who's he? 442 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,875 He's asked who you're. - Her boyfriend. 443 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:27,958 Her boyfriend! - Big son of a bitch! 444 00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,292 He's said you're... - I've heard. 445 00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:33,167 Well, so, goodbye. 446 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:35,917 Why don't you ask some employment agency? 447 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:37,625 A similar bureau sent her to us. 448 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,792 If she doesn't start to be on the game, you can find her there. 449 00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,333 Agency...if she doesn't start to be on the game, I can find her. - Here. 450 00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,000 Will you set my hand free? 451 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,375 It gets stuck sometimes and is stiff for being a boxer. 452 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,875 But I've to go. 453 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,167 C'mon. 454 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:56,083 Excuse me. - Bye! 455 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:13,125 EMPLOYMENT AGENCY 456 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,125 Have you taken a careful look at her? 457 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,500 Many people are looking for waitresses now... 458 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,958 ...and all of you want to take part in the singing contests! 459 00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:49,208 Go and hoe the ground rather,... 460 00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:52,292 ...as you're not worth to be at the service at gentlemen's houses! 461 00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:54,417 Shall I be a waitress myself? 462 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,750 C'mon, everything's falling down of my hands, as I'm butterfingers! 463 00:34:57,958 --> 00:35:01,625 Blast you and these four coarse louts! 464 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:02,667 Ladies and gentlemen? 465 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,250 May you and the rotten ugly cuckolds... 466 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:07,417 ...of your fathers drop dead! 467 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,042 Who is? - May I come in? 468 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:10,875 Provided you've got your fathers. 469 00:35:11,792 --> 00:35:13,875 May I ask you for information please? 470 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,042 Are you a policeman maybe? 471 00:35:15,042 --> 00:35:17,667 No, someone has sent me here. 472 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:20,125 I'm looking for... - A job, I know. 473 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:21,917 Are you a waiter? - No. 474 00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:25,000 Because many people're looking for waiters now and would pay good money. 475 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,167 Have you got a pink slip? 476 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,000 No, I haven't. What's a pink slip? 477 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,167 Oh, don't worry because we use to write custom made pink slips. 478 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,958 We're not afraid of anything. - Yes. 479 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,417 Here, we're left with these ones. 480 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,292 Where do I put them, here? - Don't touch it or everything will fall down! 481 00:35:37,292 --> 00:35:39,500 I wanted to ask if you know this young lady. 482 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,000 Who's? - Here she's. 483 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:43,083 Again! 484 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:44,917 Why again? 485 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:48,083 I said I didn't want to see her here anymore! 486 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:51,208 To whom? - Hello? 487 00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:56,000 Oh, this is the Consulate of Paraguay. Wait, madam. 488 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,167 Say: "I'm the consul's assistant, I'm putting you through to him now". 489 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:04,750 I'm the consul's assistant, I'm putting you through to him now. 490 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:07,125 This is the consul, madam. 491 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,208 Oh, tell me, madam. 492 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:13,708 Cucchiari Emilia has been at our service as a waiter for two years. 493 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,333 Close the door, can't you feel how cold it is? 494 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,250 She's very good! You can hire her certainly. 495 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,417 See you, madam. 496 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:24,417 So you know her. - Marisa Di Giovanni, sure! 497 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:26,417 Who are you? - I'm... 498 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:28,458 Do you know that everywhere I find a job for her,... 499 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,208 ...as soon as the master pays her a compliment,... 500 00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:31,667 ...she leaves everything and goes away? 501 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,125 She thinks she's the only woman who has got a twat. 502 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,083 It's even happened that once I slapped in her face so that... 503 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,667 ...I made her head spin around! 504 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:38,750 Meaning what? That you laid your hands on her? 505 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:39,833 Do you think she didn't do anything? 506 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,917 She kicked me on the leg and almost broke my femur. 507 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:42,750 Look! - Well I never! 508 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,083 Tell me, where's she now? 509 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,125 Where has she gone? - What do I know? 510 00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,583 I said her: "Go to hell!", but I don't know whether she has gone. 511 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:50,167 Well, if you want to be a waiter, stop by. 512 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,667 But forget her, as it's better... 513 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,750 ...to have a dead in your house than a native from Marche at your door! 514 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,542 Oh, my! 515 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:01,042 If I come into being again, I'd really be a consul. 516 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,583 The Etruscans used to live in my region... 517 00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:07,792 ...and often beat the Romans gladly! 518 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:16,792 That's it. 519 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:20,583 M. M. M. I'm searching and waiting for you, Marisa,... 520 00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:23,833 ...in front of the obelisk of Akezeum. 521 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:26,375 Yes, in front of the obelisk. - At 12:45. 522 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:29,000 Quarter to one. Your brokenhearted Marino. 523 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:29,958 Your Marino. 524 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,000 Excuse me, where is this obelisk, in Mexico, perhaps? 525 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,958 No, it's actually here,... 526 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:37,500 ...along the archeological promenade. 527 00:37:38,542 --> 00:37:41,958 Axum! There's an extra z and k. 528 00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,750 Please, fix those errors. 529 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:45,958 It's that my boarding house's just in the nearby,... 530 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:48,625 ...otherwise I'd have choosen a simplier obelisk. 531 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:51,958 A. A. A. New very young manicure,... 532 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:55,417 ...top of the range, strictly confidential, no porter. 533 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:58,917 Manicure? Think that the manicure is actually a man in my town. 534 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:21,958 Marino? 535 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,958 Have you been waiting for me so long? 536 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,083 To be honest, I wasn't waiting for you at all. 537 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:31,750 I read your ad on the newspaper. 538 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:34,625 Oh, yes, but I'm waiting for Marisa. 539 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,583 I'm Marisa. 540 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:42,208 But I'm waiting for another Marisa. - Oh, I'm sorry. 541 00:38:42,292 --> 00:38:45,458 But if destiny has set this meeting, why giving up? 542 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,667 Why? 543 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,833 Goodbye. 544 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,583 May I buy you a drink? - Please, miss, do not insist. 545 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:57,042 Let me go along with you at least. - I don't drink, thanks. 546 00:38:57,042 --> 00:38:58,792 Please, sir... 547 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:12,292 Oh, at last pasta and beans! - Actually with no pasta and beans. 548 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:19,708 Boy sad as me, ah, ah... 549 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:23,458 Do not song while eating. 550 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:27,917 You can recognize a lady from her manners while eating. 551 00:39:28,042 --> 00:39:29,125 Excuse me. 552 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,000 Where are you going? 553 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:41,583 I read an ad and... 554 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:03,250 U. CICERI TAILOR 555 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,583 I read your ad on this newspaper... 556 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,458 ...for a skilled maker of trousers. 557 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,708 May I come in? 558 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:30,458 Good morning. 559 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,333 So see you next Thursday for the fitting. 560 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,167 I go and have dinner, Mr Umberto, see you. 561 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:49,375 So, what do you say? Can you hire me? 562 00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:52,083 As I'm in a need of work. 563 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:56,458 I lodge with the nuns of Santa Maria Ausiliatrice at Monte Mario. 564 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:02,583 I used to work for a factory of trousers and now I'd not be here,... 565 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,875 ...if only I hadn't had to leave my town in Marche... 566 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,958 ...because of a wicked man. I thought he loved me. 567 00:41:11,792 --> 00:41:16,583 Instead he charged me with such a dirty thing,... 568 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,833 ...just to get rid of me. 569 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:29,375 My poor dad told me not to trust that man. 570 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:36,417 It's bur...ning! 571 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:46,625 Mute? 572 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,292 Deaf-mute? 573 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,500 Coffee. 574 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,208 You're very kind. 575 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:28,083 Bar Quintigliani. 576 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:32,583 One coffee for Mr Umberto! 577 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:35,708 Two coffees. 578 00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:44,167 He wants the usual hag coffee. 579 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,167 Quick, c'mon! 580 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:55,167 How could I understand him, if I hadn't been a soldier? 581 00:42:55,792 --> 00:43:02,375 Time goes by but the flame has not put out inside Marisa's heart yet. 582 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:16,000 Him? 583 00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,000 Love? 584 00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:35,708 Dead? 585 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,333 Your love's dead. 586 00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:46,208 Are you actually sure? 587 00:43:52,958 --> 00:43:54,292 Women! 588 00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,250 Other women! 589 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,625 Marino, the door! - Oh, was it the bell? 590 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,208 Take that for a while, madam. 591 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,750 No, hold the tray! I've to open the door, just a moment. 592 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:19,208 Where did you find him? - Marino! 593 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,250 It's incredible! 594 00:44:20,292 --> 00:44:22,417 Oh, poor thing, it's a pitiful case. 595 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,375 He used to be a barber but they fired him as he did nothing... 596 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:27,833 ...but talking about a woman named Marisa who left him. 597 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:30,333 Think that one day a customer told him off... 598 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,375 ...and he put the shaving brush into his mouth. 599 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:35,625 How nice that mens suffering for love still exist today. 600 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,667 When I think of that pig of my husband! 601 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:41,083 Will I carry it? - No, you take my trench. 602 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,917 Aren't you, miss, feeling well? - No. 603 00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:51,667 Excuse me. 604 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:55,417 The kitchen is on the right! 605 00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:56,917 Here's our general! 606 00:44:57,708 --> 00:44:59,833 Guards, get ready! - At ease! 607 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:02,542 Show me, what's it in there? - Oh, a secret! 608 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:04,417 A military secret! 609 00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:07,458 Secrets are my middle name, aren't they, General? 610 00:45:10,167 --> 00:45:11,708 One drop. - Enough! 611 00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:14,583 Marino! Give me that lemon! - Right away, mr engineer. 612 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:20,167 Guys, bring out the mayonnaise! Who has stolen my mayonnaise? 613 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,708 Here's the lemon. - Oh, thanks, Marino. 614 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,292 Any news about that Marisa? 615 00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,167 Not at all, my engineer. 616 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,208 I've also gone to the club of the people from Marche,... 617 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,167 ...but unfortunately she didn't enrol herself as a member. 618 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:32,917 Why don't you talk to the General? 619 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,875 To the General, why? 620 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:38,500 Because he's a member of Sifar! - Secret Service! 621 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:41,042 Oh, he can find your Marisa in a very short time. 622 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:41,917 Really? 623 00:45:42,042 --> 00:45:44,708 Rather, go and talk to him immediately. Go, right now! 624 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:47,625 But don't tell him that I've told you! Go, c'mon, quick! 625 00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:51,333 Will you bet I'll win the first prize? - No! 626 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,208 Sir general... - What? 627 00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:56,625 May I talk to you about a bit confidential thing? 628 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,708 Just now! 629 00:45:58,542 --> 00:45:59,625 About what? 630 00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:04,000 A girl unfairly accused has disappeared. 631 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,667 The cream! - The cream? - Where's the cream? 632 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,292 Well, has a girl disappeared? - Here's it, I've found it. 633 00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:10,208 Give me. 634 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:14,917 If you were so kind, your help would be essential. 635 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,333 Just a moment, I didn't understand anything. 636 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:18,875 This person, this girl... - Yes. 637 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,875 Where does she come from? - From Marche. 638 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,375 Her name's Di Giovanni Marisa. 639 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:25,083 But, since I've accused her unfairly of having... 640 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,750 ...had a sexual intercourse with a certain Scortichini Guido,... 641 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,833 ...she run away to Rome, got lost and can't be found anymore. 642 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,125 And you're telling me? 643 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,417 Well, so, if you want, working for the Secret Service... 644 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:35,750 Oh, holy smoke! 645 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,500 Can't you understand you're making my sauce spoil? 646 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,667 Yes. - God damn! 647 00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:41,792 I don't give a shit about your Marisa Di Giuseppe! 648 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,958 Chefs, hurry up! 649 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,250 C'mon, quick, Excellency, Honourable... 650 00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:48,125 Take the turkey, look, it's heavy, you know! 651 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:49,417 The dinner is ready and the contest begins! 652 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:51,250 Action stations! 653 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,250 Careful, gentlemen, the wine's going to be uncorked! 654 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:55,833 To each dish its own wine. 655 00:46:55,833 --> 00:47:00,500 And then, get struck, we have got a Frescobaldi wine from 1911! 656 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:03,667 Slowly! - Yes. 657 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,250 Rare example! 658 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,542 A 57 years old wine. 659 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,583 Slowly, do not pull, bend it gently! 660 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:22,083 Bend it gently, idiot! 661 00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:26,750 Very slowly, wretch! 662 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:30,542 Very slowly, if you crush it, I'll kill you! 663 00:47:30,958 --> 00:47:31,875 Yes. 664 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,708 Slowly. 665 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,917 A violet, a candle and a glass. 666 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,917 Have you heard? Pop, what a voice. 667 00:47:43,917 --> 00:47:46,333 Here, engineer. - Oh, thanks. 668 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:50,208 Here, let's heat its neck well for a while. 669 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:53,167 Here, now you pour very slowly. 670 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:58,542 As if it were nitroglycerine. Slowly, slowly, stop! 671 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:18,250 Oh, holy smoke! Guys, you have no idea. 672 00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:20,333 My friends, how wonderful! 673 00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:24,583 I drank no less than a wine from Bettino Ricasoli's cellars once,... 674 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:27,917 ...but this is really an unique wine. 675 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:31,042 It has something recalling the Medici family, amazing! 676 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,875 Mr engineer. - Tell me, my dear. 677 00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:37,500 We're mistaken and have open another bottle. 678 00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:41,958 It's written "Wine cooperatives of Velletri 1968" here. 679 00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:46,292 Engineer, we blew it! - Idiot, you're always thinking... 680 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:49,500 ...about that floozy of Marisa and got the wrong bottle! 681 00:48:49,542 --> 00:48:52,125 Idiot! 682 00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:56,000 I've the wrong bottle, but you actually made... 683 00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:57,417 ...your mouth move. 684 00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:58,708 You've tasted it. 685 00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:02,333 Both of us are idiots, if anything. 686 00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:03,917 How dare you? 687 00:49:04,292 --> 00:49:07,042 I'll slap in your face, you know! - I don't think so, excuse me. 688 00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:11,083 Engineer! 689 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,083 I'll kill you, you know! 690 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:21,917 C'mon! 691 00:49:23,042 --> 00:49:27,125 Engineer, you won't get your hands dirty with a waiter! 692 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:32,500 Here, look at the result. Let's give the power to the niggers! 693 00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:35,500 Automatic long-distance call 694 00:49:39,417 --> 00:49:41,750 Hello, Sacrofante Marche, is it you, Don Antonio? 695 00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,750 Don Antonio, I'm Marino, I can talk for a very few seconds! 696 00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,542 Don't speak, I've inserted only 3 tokens, the last money I'm left with! 697 00:49:47,542 --> 00:49:49,500 I'm ruined, chased away from the boarding house,... 698 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,583 ...my luggage's been seized, but this is nothing! 699 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,375 Quiet, Don Antonio, let me speak! 700 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,500 I've been looking for Marisa in vain for 4 months! 701 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,708 She's definitely lost! 702 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:59,000 Answer to these two questions right away! 703 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,417 First: have you heard about Marisa from her relatives in case? 704 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,208 Second: can you send me some money? 705 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,833 Don Antonio, answer to me quickly! 706 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,792 Aren't you Don Antonio? 707 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,167 Who are you? Whom am I speaking to? 708 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,917 San Benedetto del Tronto? 709 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:16,000 But... 710 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,083 San Benedetto... 711 00:50:38,625 --> 00:50:39,792 Hello, Piero! 712 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,000 Hi, Piero! 713 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,083 Thanks. 714 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:38,750 Drink. 715 00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:29,250 Put them in there. 716 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,458 Madam, may I take a nice picture of your son with Santa Claus? 717 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:38,250 And this handsome boy! Would you like a picture with Santa Claus? 718 00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:40,167 It's really cold, isn't it? 719 00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:45,417 Who did give you those football shoes? 720 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:49,042 The Red Cross, they were for the earthquake victims. 721 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:52,792 Are you in troubles? 722 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,250 May I introduce myself? I'm Cerioni. 723 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:04,000 You know what you have to do? Call the Crisis Center. 724 00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:07,333 It's a charity, they help everyone. 725 00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,375 I was worse than you. 726 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:11,000 And I called them. 727 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:12,667 Was the phone line busy? 728 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,875 You don't have to care for the material things. 729 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:21,000 What matters is your soul's calm. 730 00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:23,083 I'm calm now. 731 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,167 Call, believe me. 732 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:30,292 You can always find someone there, good doctors, priests, psychiatrists. 733 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:33,667 All volunteers who give advice and don't ask for money. 734 00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:34,833 Everything's free of charge. 735 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:36,083 Wait. 736 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:51,917 For a token. 737 00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:03,542 Here, smile. Keep still. 738 00:55:06,542 --> 00:55:10,708 We can't give advice about the pill! 739 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,500 Let's not talk about that! 740 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:17,167 For God's sake! Just let's not mention it! 741 00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:20,333 What? - Will you answer? 742 00:55:23,417 --> 00:55:27,250 Let's not deal with such subjects, let's not give such advice! 743 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,167 Hello? 744 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:31,000 Crisis Center? 745 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:33,167 Excuse me, who are you? 746 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:38,167 Listen, Doctor, I'm going to commit suicide,... 747 00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:40,375 ...but they told me to talk to you first. 748 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:43,542 What do you have to tell me? - Me? You've to tell me! 749 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:47,333 It's Christmas today, call again after the holidays. 750 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,292 Yes, no, no! 751 00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:56,250 Yes, alright. Where are you now? 752 00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:03,250 Angelo, let's go! 753 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:06,208 I've always her in my eyes and in my mind. 754 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:08,583 Yet think how bizarre it's,... 755 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,708 ...or, rather, terrible... 756 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,667 ...I can't remember Marisa sometimes. 757 00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:15,792 You'll say: "What are you saying, Marino?" 758 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:17,000 Yes, Doctor. 759 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:21,042 As if she hadn't her face, without...her image. 760 00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:23,333 It's like an egg. 761 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:28,083 It's even worse then, as I feel like... 762 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:30,042 ...I've lost her forever. 763 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,667 What's the reason? 764 00:56:33,417 --> 00:56:35,458 The evil I did to her,... 765 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:38,292 ...or all those pills I was given by the psychiatrist? 766 00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:41,333 Ah, a psychiatrist saw you? - Yes, Dr Scardiani. 767 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,708 Do you know him? - Yes, I do! 768 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:43,958 He's the best, isn't he? 769 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:45,458 Well? - Yes.. 770 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:46,708 Dad, mom said... - I'm coming right away. 771 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,417 ...we had to go! - I'm coming right away. 772 00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:52,125 Nice girls! You've a beautiful family, Doctor. 773 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,417 Marino. - Tell me. - Listen carefully. 774 00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,083 I think that this woman,... 775 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:58,292 ...this Marisa,... - Yes. 776 00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:00,750 ...this egg, as you sharply defined her,... 777 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:01,833 ...doesn't exist. 778 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:04,208 Doesn't she exist? - She doesn't exist. 779 00:57:08,667 --> 00:57:10,083 Meaning what? 780 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:12,125 She's just a result of your imagination. 781 00:57:12,125 --> 00:57:14,500 We call it "transactional need". 782 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,167 Transactional? 783 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,417 In other words,... - Yes. 784 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:18,792 Who's Marisa? 785 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,542 She's...my... - No, Marisa's your mom! 786 00:57:25,125 --> 00:57:26,000 My mom? 787 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,708 Your need for a mother... 788 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,125 ...who's probably passed away very young. 789 00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:33,500 Aged 86 years. - Here, see? 790 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:36,583 It's your imagination, not your memory,... 791 00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:39,333 ...which puts a face to this being who doesn't exist. 792 00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:41,958 You must react, react! 793 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,083 Anyway, we'll deal with this subject again,... 794 00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:46,917 ...if you kindly call me back. 795 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,250 But not before Epiphany, agreed? 796 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,375 Agreed. - Take. 797 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:53,667 And seek a female company, Marino, a real one, though! 798 00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:57,292 Tangible, got it? Everyone needs that sometimes. 799 00:57:57,583 --> 00:57:58,500 Agreed? - Yes. 800 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,208 Happy New Year and have a cigarette. 801 00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:03,333 No, thanks, smoking makes me dizzy. - Alright, smoke after meals then. 802 00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:04,958 After meals? 803 00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:07,750 Whose meals? 804 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,292 I've caught you, rascal! 805 00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:28,125 Let me go or I'll call the priest now, you know? - I doubt it. 806 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:31,083 You're too self confident, Casanuova! 807 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,792 My mom... 808 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:11,833 Ladie and gentlemen, as usual, Mister Ok is going to celebrate... 809 00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:14,792 ...his 70th anniversary and the New Year... 810 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:16,917 ...with the customary plunge into Tiber. 811 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:20,958 Ladie and gentlemen, give nicely something to... 812 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,542 ...our generous and evergreen sportsman... 813 00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:27,750 ..for such funny public attraction, for such quivering winter, 814 00:59:27,792 --> 00:59:30,625 ...the water temperature is... 815 01:00:23,958 --> 01:00:27,583 So, young man, why did you do such a stupid action, huh? 816 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:29,792 Well... 817 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,333 The evils of love. 818 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:38,292 What? You're anaemic, malnourished, unemployed,... - Yes. 819 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:41,792 ...homeless and you throw yourself in the river for the evils of love? 820 01:00:41,792 --> 01:00:44,125 You can see that good feelings still exist. 821 01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:45,583 And the idiots too. 822 01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:54,583 Tell me. Hey! 823 01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:57,875 Hey! Mr Evils of love! 824 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:00,375 Are you sure it's the evils of love? 825 01:01:01,375 --> 01:01:02,667 That's for playing it at the lottery. 826 01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:05,333 See? The insane gesture is no. 28. 827 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,083 The river is no. 14. 828 01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:10,333 The day is no. 1. 829 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,625 But the reason must be true, got it? 830 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:16,042 Because, if it's a bad check, is no. 62. 831 01:01:16,292 --> 01:01:18,458 If it's bankruptcy, it's no. 68. 832 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,417 What's bankruptcy? 833 01:01:21,417 --> 01:01:22,667 Ah, hence it's not bankruptcy. 834 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,833 So it's the evils of love, it's no. 32. 835 01:01:25,667 --> 01:01:27,375 Let's become partners, are you in? 836 01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:28,667 100 lire each. 837 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:32,333 Oh, were you cuckolded, maybe? 838 01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:34,833 Because, if you were cuckolded, it's no. 58. 839 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:38,167 Balestrini Marino, who's? 840 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:40,833 Here. 841 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:43,125 There's a lady who wants to talk to you, take the bedpan away. 842 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:10,792 Marisa! 843 01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:12,917 Is that really you? 844 01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,333 Yes, Marino. 845 01:02:21,292 --> 01:02:23,500 This can't be Marisa, it's just a dream. 846 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,208 Take a seat. 847 01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:29,500 How are you? 848 01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:32,000 Sit down, make yourself comfortable here. 849 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,583 Marisa! 850 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,333 Marisa! 851 01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:48,500 How do I look? A bit down, right? 852 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,292 Do I look a bit down? 853 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:52,500 No. 854 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:54,625 How nicely you've done your beard. 855 01:02:55,208 --> 01:02:57,125 I had to sell my razor. 856 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,333 Since my hand was starting to tremble a bit,... 857 01:03:01,667 --> 01:03:03,333 ...I could no longer work. 858 01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:06,000 I'm feeling better now, but... 859 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:08,792 ...once, well, my hand was trembling. 860 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,583 How did you come to know? 861 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:14,250 On a newspaper. 862 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:17,083 I thought I was going to die. - Me too. 863 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:19,333 Mister Ok saved my life. 864 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,083 I was cursing him, but now I'm blessing him. 865 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:26,042 I'm blessing him! 866 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:28,667 Did you do that for me, Marino, for me? 867 01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:31,667 Yes, Marisa, my dear, I've been looking for you for a long time. 868 01:03:31,667 --> 01:03:32,333 For me? 869 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:35,292 I've been going through all the streets to search for you. 870 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:39,000 My Marisa, my dear! - No! 871 01:03:41,792 --> 01:03:43,542 I'm not yours. 872 01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:45,750 I didn't get it, sorry. 873 01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:47,917 Too late. 874 01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:50,375 Too late for what, my love? 875 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:54,125 I'm Miss Ciceri now. 876 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,792 Who's Miss Ciceri? 877 01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:02,583 Me. 878 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,875 I got married. 879 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,958 Married? 880 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:14,708 Well done. 881 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:24,167 Have you said "married", Marisa? 882 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:27,500 Tell me it's not true, Marisa. 883 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,583 It's not true, Marisa, it can't be like that. 884 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:35,625 It can't be that you've become Miss Ciceri. 885 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,083 It can't be, Marisa. 886 01:04:38,417 --> 01:04:41,792 Hey! Look, Miss Ciceri has left. 887 01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:47,417 I had told you I was right, you've been cuckolded! 888 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,167 Being cuckolded is no. 58. 889 01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:52,042 If these numbers are drawn, we shall become rich. 890 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:54,417 Let's share it, I'll give you 40%. 891 01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:58,792 28, 14, 1, and 58, we have drawn four winning numbers. 892 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,333 What are you doing here? 893 01:05:54,917 --> 01:05:56,125 Are you surprised? 894 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:58,542 It all evens out, my dear. 895 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:02,875 I'm back, rich and ruthless, like the Count of Monte Cristo! 896 01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:03,875 Ready? 897 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:10,792 Ah, your wife! 898 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:13,833 Nice to meet you, you've made a good bargain! 899 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:18,042 Are you here to hurt me? - To hurt you? 900 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,375 A cannonball would be needed! 901 01:06:24,667 --> 01:06:28,333 - Can...non...ball. - Oh, yes! Cool. 902 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:31,708 You've even got sarcastic. - You think so? 903 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:33,250 I don't agree. 904 01:06:35,667 --> 01:06:37,042 What is he doing? Is he reassembling it? 905 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:51,333 When an idol, in which you believe, crumbles... 906 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,875 ...what to do? To cry, maybe? 907 01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:57,708 No, just kick the pieces and laugh! 908 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,958 Bitterly, but laugh at everything. 909 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:05,458 Nice jacket! If he satisfies me, I'll buy other six of them. 910 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:06,833 Marino, now go away! 911 01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:10,750 What is he doing? Does he actually cook? 912 01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:16,000 Mr Ciceri, have I finished to try on? 913 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:19,000 Mr Ci...Mr Ci... may I take off the jack...? 914 01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,625 What is he meaning with these moves? 915 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,833 He's not an oaf like you! He's invited you to lunch,... 916 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,083 ...but you say no. And go away! 917 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,458 Bu..ca..ti..ni. - What? 918 01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,125 Bu..ca..ti..ni! 919 01:07:35,125 --> 01:07:39,083 Whatever. I'll gladly accept, I've a good appetite, anyway, thanks. 920 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:41,375 Have you gone crazy? He did it as a compliment. 921 01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:43,667 It's quite a setup you got here, you've even the cook. 922 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:45,792 Now, Marino, go away,... 923 01:07:45,792 --> 01:07:48,000 ...get out of this house, or I'll tell him everything! 924 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,458 Really? How can you tell him!? By your fingers? 925 01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:51,958 This way? 926 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,708 Why? Did I go with you sometimes? 927 01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:55,333 You didn't go with me, but you could do it! 928 01:07:55,333 --> 01:07:57,250 Because I'm a gentleman and didn't insist! 929 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,333 You're a coward! - No, an idiot! 930 01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:01,708 Otherwise I wouldn't have thrown myself in the river for you! 931 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:02,750 I wish you were died! 932 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,417 Ah, the truth has come out now, killer! 933 01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:08,958 Look at him, you've married un buffoon, a clown! 934 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:11,792 A circus clown! Here's who you've married! 935 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:14,625 You're here to dishonor the house of an unhappy man,... 936 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:17,167 ...to make a mockery of a man fallen into a serious disgrace,... 937 01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:19,708 ...who got the hearing and the voice loss... 938 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:22,542 ...during the bombing of San Lorenzo quarter! 939 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:26,042 Sorry, but the worst disgrace where he's fallen in... 940 01:08:26,042 --> 01:08:27,667 ...is when he married one like you! 941 01:08:27,667 --> 01:08:29,667 Say it again! - Do you think you're scaring me? 942 01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:30,750 Ouch! 943 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,083 Come. 944 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:34,333 Come here, Marisa, why,... - Let me go! 945 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,458 Why are you so perfidious? - Let me go! 946 01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:39,000 No, no, you're mine. - I never would be yours! 947 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,083 You'll be now! - I'd rather be dead! 948 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:42,417 No, I want you to stay alive! 949 01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:44,000 I'll call for help! - Please do it! 950 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000 Help, Umberto! - He can't hear you, anyway. 951 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,542 Help! - Shut up! 952 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:50,458 Shut up, I say! Come here, Marisa. 953 01:08:50,458 --> 01:08:53,750 Marino, you're the devil! - Yes, I'm. 954 01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:57,125 I'm the devil, you've made me like that, Marisa, you! 955 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,875 If he discovers us, he will kill us! - We shall die together, then. 956 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:05,958 The scent of your skin drives me crazy! 957 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:08,917 So you make everything dirty! - Yes, I want to! 958 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,708 Who's whistling? - It's him! He's coming! 959 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,500 You've come here to condemn me to hell. 960 01:10:04,042 --> 01:10:07,208 We'll go into the eternal flames, just like all the sinners. 961 01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:08,375 Who cares! 962 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,042 What is he doing now? Is it the bill? 963 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:41,917 What is it? 964 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:46,000 A game? Is he playing some trivia? What is it? 965 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:51,458 What is he drawing? Nick Nack Patty? 966 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:53,667 Holidays? 967 01:10:53,792 --> 01:10:58,458 No, little birds? 968 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,333 - Lit..tle..birds. - little birds, ah, here we go! 969 01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:02,958 What is he doing? 970 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,542 The sun! 971 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,417 Well, sure, it's springtime! 972 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,708 A nice day has come out. - D..day! 973 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:12,542 Is it a nice day? 974 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,250 Ah, and you've made a Michelangelo painting to say it's a nice day. 975 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:18,667 Sun..day. - What's he saying? Translate. 976 01:11:19,167 --> 01:11:19,833 Sunday. 977 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:21,667 He says that, if Sunday is a nice day,... 978 01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:24,208 ...we shall take a trip, and he wants you to come too. 979 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:27,000 Say no. - Yes, I say yes. 980 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,083 I'm coming too. Where will we go? 981 01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:34,083 What? Shall we stay at home? Ah, no, it's a church. 982 01:11:34,292 --> 01:11:36,375 What? Are we going to take a trip into a church? 983 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:41,083 What's that? A kettle? 984 01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:44,250 No, a crusader, a ghost... Is it a monk? 985 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:45,958 What is it? A convent of monks? 986 01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:48,583 Monks? - He's got an uncle who's a monk. 987 01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,292 Ah, we shall go to a convent. 988 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,000 Got it, no need to draw more. 989 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,667 Got it, we shall go to a convent. C'mon, he's drawing all the monks, oh! 990 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,333 He also drawn the prior. 991 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:02,167 Why shall we go to a convent? Let's go somewhere else. 992 01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:04,417 Cho..cola..te. 993 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:06,125 What? - Go...od. 994 01:12:08,708 --> 01:12:11,625 They produce chocolate. - Ah, he's even gluttonous. 995 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:15,000 It's for me! He'd do anything for me. 996 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:17,875 How nice he's! Give me a pencil. 997 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:21,542 Hey! I want to make a drawing too. 998 01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:25,042 No, I want to see if you understand that. Just a moment, excuse me. 999 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:35,667 Here, it's a chef's hat. 1000 01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:37,167 You're a good cook. 1001 01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:39,875 You're a good cook, you're a good cook. 1002 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,208 Can't you hear me? 1003 01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:48,083 You're a good cook. 1004 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,208 Co..ok. - Cook! 1005 01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:54,042 You've prepared a good food, gut, gut! 1006 01:12:54,042 --> 01:12:55,833 Look, he's deaf, not German! 1007 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:57,167 Ah, yes. 1008 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:00,875 What's he saying? 1009 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,042 What's he saying? 1010 01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:05,750 He said you're so nice, he must be even blind then. 1011 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:08,250 Well, yes, or he wouldn't have married you. Thanks! 1012 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:09,958 Thanks. 1013 01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:14,042 What's wrong with him? 1014 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,667 No, no, I couldn't hear anything. I didn't hear. 1015 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:28,000 Silence, we have to keep quiet. 1016 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,583 Ah, the nap! Please go, go and have a nap! 1017 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,583 Go, Mr Ciceri! 1018 01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:39,625 Ah, no, I'm going away now! I have to go. 1019 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,750 In case, I'm staying here just for a while. 1020 01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:03,458 Listen, Marisa... - I'm going away too. 1021 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:56,958 Marisa! 1022 01:14:57,667 --> 01:15:00,792 Marisa, get out of this room, shameless! 1023 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:03,708 Marino, go away, I beg you! 1024 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:07,417 Listen carefully, Marisa, I have to talk to you alone! 1025 01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:10,000 I'll be waiting for you tonight at 8 pm,... 1026 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:12,542 ...at the pizza joint at Melozzo from Forl� street! 1027 01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:17,083 I won't come! - You'll come instead! 1028 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:19,250 If you don't want me to make a big deal! 1029 01:15:21,292 --> 01:15:25,083 Just remember this name: Melozzo from Forl�! 1030 01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:27,208 At the corner in Vignola street! 1031 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:51,542 You've come in the end. 1032 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:57,250 Not for your threat, but just to say enough and get out of my life. 1033 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,083 And, if I get out of your life,... 1034 01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:03,500 ...what will I be given in exchange? 1035 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:06,542 Is this a question? 1036 01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:09,125 What is it? An answer? 1037 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:13,500 I mean, is it a question to get something? 1038 01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:15,000 Indeed. 1039 01:16:15,792 --> 01:16:19,667 Marino, let me remember about you with love. 1040 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:23,583 You'd know how many times I've been thinking about you in these months. 1041 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:27,042 I've called you: Marino, Marino, I want Marino! 1042 01:16:27,042 --> 01:16:28,833 Sorry, madam, Marino's over. 1043 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:30,750 We've got this dry Frascati wine which is very good. 1044 01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:32,208 No, look, you can't understand. 1045 01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:34,500 If you say so. 1046 01:16:46,417 --> 01:16:49,917 And, if I give in, will you go away forever then? 1047 01:16:50,917 --> 01:16:52,125 Forever. 1048 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:56,583 My God, if one day you have to miss me,... 1049 01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:58,958 I...this pizza is nice! 1050 01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:01,167 They're serving such a good pizza here, eat. 1051 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:02,500 Is there a bit of pepper? 1052 01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:08,625 Come in. 1053 01:17:18,792 --> 01:17:20,583 My apartment isn't that great,... 1054 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,417 ...but it has a cool terrace over the railway. 1055 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,458 A sink is in here. 1056 01:17:27,792 --> 01:17:30,458 There's no kitchen, anyway I use to eat at the train station,... 1057 01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:33,000 ...where I work as the first barber. 1058 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:37,250 There's a nice bathroom, owned by the other family, though. 1059 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:40,500 But I can go to whenever I want. 1060 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:45,292 Nothing is here, anyway there's my bed at night. 1061 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,333 Will you have a drink? 1062 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,208 Please make yourself comfortable. 1063 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,833 There's a coat rack with three hooks. 1064 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:01,792 It's so hot today! 1065 01:18:02,042 --> 01:18:04,292 Maybe I'd better take this wool tie off. 1066 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:22,042 You're always very sure of yourself, aren't you? 1067 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:26,667 A Carpano or a Punt & Mess? 1068 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:29,792 Nothing. 1069 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:33,625 No, I'd like to have a nip. 1070 01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:41,250 Cheers. 1071 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:15,500 You're cold. 1072 01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:20,625 Should I have to be hot? 1073 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,875 No, but the bare minimum, at least. 1074 01:19:41,667 --> 01:19:42,792 Got it. 1075 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,125 Marisa. 1076 01:20:17,708 --> 01:20:19,500 Marisa, what's happening in you? 1077 01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:24,625 You have wanted only my body, Marino, you won't have my soul. 1078 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,125 Is the light bothering you? 1079 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,125 Will I lessen it? 1080 01:20:41,167 --> 01:20:42,417 Marisa! 1081 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:44,500 My Marisa. 1082 01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:47,000 Marisa, Marisa. 1083 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:51,208 Marisa...Marisa? 1084 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:52,875 Marisa? 1085 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:55,042 Marisa, what's wrong? 1086 01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:56,917 Marisa! 1087 01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:04,000 Miss Giulia! 1088 01:21:05,708 --> 01:21:07,375 Miss Giulia. - Do you have to go to the bathroom? 1089 01:21:07,375 --> 01:21:10,333 No, thanks. Can I borrow a bit of vinegar, please? 1090 01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:12,542 Do you have to season some food? - Yes, thanks. 1091 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:15,542 Here, would you like some salt as well? 1092 01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:17,667 No, thanks, Miss Giulia, the vinegar is enough. 1093 01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:20,125 Thanks! - You're welcome, no problem. 1094 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,292 Marisa? 1095 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,500 Marisa, no, that's the oil. 1096 01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:32,292 Marisa, what's wrong, my love? 1097 01:21:32,792 --> 01:21:35,417 Marisa, don't scare me. Darling, Marisa. 1098 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,542 C'mon, it's nothing, come here. 1099 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:38,750 C'mon, darling, get up. 1100 01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:47,333 Marisa, it's nothing,... 1101 01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:50,042 You fainted for a while, it's nothing, how do you feel? 1102 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:52,375 Will you drink something or take your hat off? 1103 01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:55,542 No, thanks. - Really? - I'm feeling better. - Yes. 1104 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,333 Perhaps that pizza was bad for you. 1105 01:22:00,667 --> 01:22:02,125 No, forget the pizza... 1106 01:22:08,667 --> 01:22:10,542 You were right, I've been wrong. 1107 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,333 The music is over... the friends go away. 1108 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,833 Alright, Marisa, I'll go away forever. 1109 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:21,833 Sorry for every mean thing I did to you and for my cloth. 1110 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,000 I'll be left only with memories,... 1111 01:22:27,417 --> 01:22:29,125 ...the taste of your kisses,... 1112 01:22:30,167 --> 01:22:31,667 ...a record for the summer,... 1113 01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:34,583 ...our Sundays in Macerata,... 1114 01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,792 ...and the first words you had with me. 1115 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,458 "Would you like a licorice chewing gum, miss?" 1116 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:48,292 "No, thanks, it makes my teeth black." 1117 01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:51,542 Marino! 1118 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:54,500 Are you feeling sick again? 1119 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:15,083 How can I help you? We have got everything here. 1120 01:23:15,417 --> 01:23:19,167 Open this bottle of sparkling wine and some fried pastries, to start. 1121 01:23:19,167 --> 01:23:19,917 Fried pastries? 1122 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:22,458 You don't run away from fried pastries at carnival. 1123 01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:25,917 Fried pastries! I go and see, but I'm not sure. 1124 01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:42,750 I've heard that you were looking for fried pastries before. 1125 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:44,375 I've brought some of them, can I offer them? 1126 01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:47,167 Ah, thanks. - Thanks, very kind of you. 1127 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:52,333 De Santis Edoardo, I work at Perucchi typography, right over here. 1128 01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:54,542 And, when I'm on shift, I come and eat here. 1129 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:55,958 Who would come here otherwise? 1130 01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:58,417 The food here isn't that good, even at carnival. 1131 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:01,500 Sure that once carnival was much better. 1132 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,000 But today, it's good that it's always carnival today, isn't it? 1133 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,875 But you're not listening to me. You know, when I start to talk... 1134 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:08,875 Won't you have a fried pastry? 1135 01:24:09,208 --> 01:24:12,167 Oh, a fried pastry! Well, I have to taste it at least. 1136 01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:15,542 Are they good, aren't they? My mom made them. 1137 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:23,958 He's not changed a lot but looks fine. 1138 01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:28,792 May I? 1139 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:30,167 Is it your wife? 1140 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,042 No, it's his wife. 1141 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:33,667 Thanks. 1142 01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:54,208 Good. 1143 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:15,292 You can't hear. 1144 01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:25,875 No! 1145 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:34,833 Oh, tango, tango! 1146 01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:00,750 Go round, round. 1147 01:26:06,042 --> 01:26:07,292 Let's change! 1148 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:08,958 Move away! 1149 01:26:28,708 --> 01:26:31,125 Today you haven't come. - I couldn't. 1150 01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:33,792 Tomorrow? 1151 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,750 It's more and more difficult to find excuses. 1152 01:26:39,417 --> 01:26:42,417 I cannot stand this much longer. - As for me, much less than you. 1153 01:26:45,667 --> 01:26:49,208 I'd eat you. - Ah, please do it! 1154 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,833 Maybe it's the only thing. 1155 01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:15,833 What, my love? 1156 01:27:18,167 --> 01:27:20,458 The insane gesture. - C'mon! 1157 01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:25,292 What have you understood? I didn't mean us! 1158 01:27:27,042 --> 01:27:28,250 Who, then? 1159 01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:33,958 Him! 1160 01:27:36,708 --> 01:27:39,458 Him? Why? Poor thing. 1161 01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:42,583 Poor thing? He beats me! 1162 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:48,917 Does he beat you? 1163 01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,083 Has he noticed anything? - No. 1164 01:27:53,292 --> 01:27:56,417 He's doing terrible things to me in intimacy! 1165 01:27:57,583 --> 01:27:59,583 Really? What? 1166 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:06,208 How do they call a man beating his wife in intimacy? 1167 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:08,917 Well...nervous. 1168 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:13,375 Forget nervous, it's a vice, a perversion. 1169 01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:19,292 So he's like a...masochistic. 1170 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:24,208 What? You've been telling he was a saint, a good egg. 1171 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,750 It was a lie. - A lie? 1172 01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:31,458 A merciful lie. 1173 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:38,208 Go figure that deaf! I can't believe it! 1174 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:47,875 Hence, he's the one of the three of us who must die. - Shut up! 1175 01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:51,208 Marisa, you're scaring me. 1176 01:29:11,792 --> 01:29:14,917 A Brancamenta bitter. - No, my son, why? 1177 01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:19,000 You didn't sacrifice her! You read sentences like that in novels. 1178 01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:23,792 A cappuccino. - Right. 1179 01:29:24,667 --> 01:29:26,542 What will I give to the Capuchin? 1180 01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:34,125 Sam...bu... sambuca, ah! 1181 01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:40,750 Let's hear, Umberto, go ahead. Let's hear why? 1182 01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:49,750 Alright, let's say that you're a bit lacking in this. 1183 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:54,792 Lacking! - Lac...king. 1184 01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:58,333 A marriage is not just these things. 1185 01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:04,292 There's affection, esteem, esteem! 1186 01:30:04,292 --> 01:30:05,542 Este...em. 1187 01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:09,500 A pleasure coming from mutual understanding. 1188 01:30:09,792 --> 01:30:12,750 If there's the rest it's better, if not... 1189 01:30:12,792 --> 01:30:14,208 There's not. 1190 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:15,833 What the heck are you saying? 1191 01:30:16,292 --> 01:30:17,833 Am I your uncle? - Yes. 1192 01:30:17,917 --> 01:30:22,542 If I'm not just useful for you to order a cappuccino,... 1193 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:27,417 ...listen what I'm going to tell you with the greatest belief. 1194 01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:30,333 Marisa cares a lot about you. 1195 01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:35,833 Su...re? - Yes, very sure. 1196 01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:37,875 Ma...ri...no? 1197 01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:40,750 Yeah, also Marino cares about you, of course. 1198 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:45,292 Everyone cares about you, Umberto, everyone. 1199 01:31:00,667 --> 01:31:03,917 Are you sure the iron is always unplugged when he doesn't use it? 1200 01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:06,000 Yes. 1201 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,375 And that he plugs in it only when he has to iron clothes? 1202 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:35,583 Quick! 1203 01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:39,042 I wouldn't like to come back home late, or Umberto starts to worry. 1204 01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:40,000 Here. 1205 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,750 It's simple, even a boy can do it. 1206 01:31:50,583 --> 01:31:53,167 Are you sure that it will work? - What? 1207 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,833 Sure that it works, you just need to stick the electrical wire... 1208 01:31:55,833 --> 01:31:59,125 ...in the reservoir of the kerosene heater,... 1209 01:31:59,625 --> 01:32:02,125 ...and that wire must be connected to the iron. 1210 01:32:02,958 --> 01:32:06,042 So, when he plugs in it... 1211 01:32:07,875 --> 01:32:10,417 And what will happen when he plugs in it? - Nothing. 1212 01:32:10,708 --> 01:32:11,750 And what will happen? 1213 01:32:12,125 --> 01:32:13,875 It explodes and everything blows up. 1214 01:32:14,417 --> 01:32:17,833 Will he feel pain? - No, he won't even notice it. 1215 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,833 The instant death is the nicest one. 1216 01:32:20,042 --> 01:32:21,417 I'd like to die like that. 1217 01:32:22,792 --> 01:32:26,167 Here, now that the train's passing, so that the bang will be muffled. 1218 01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:27,208 No! 1219 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:29,000 It's just a try. 1220 01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:31,083 I'm scared! 1221 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:32,917 Either we do it or we don't. 1222 01:32:34,250 --> 01:32:37,333 We must be courageous. - Yes, my love. 1223 01:32:49,542 --> 01:32:51,500 Mr Marino, what's happened? 1224 01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:52,875 I've heard a blow! 1225 01:32:53,167 --> 01:32:55,083 A blow? Which blow? 1226 01:32:55,083 --> 01:32:56,625 I heard nothing! 1227 01:32:57,833 --> 01:33:00,667 Marisa, I can't do it. 1228 01:33:01,333 --> 01:33:03,042 When you read this letter,... 1229 01:33:03,042 --> 01:33:06,750 ...I'll be already on the way on the bus coming at 12:45 pm. 1230 01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:09,458 Leaving each other definitively is the only solution. 1231 01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,375 I've realized that our love... 1232 01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:14,417 ...was leading us to a bad path unconsciously,... 1233 01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:18,125 ...as you can read many times on the papers about those wicked lovers. 1234 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:22,083 Set this letter on fire, the flame will burn it like my heart burns for you. 1235 01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,958 But it's better to put everything out... 1236 01:33:25,042 --> 01:33:27,500 Goodbye forever to you, your Marino. 1237 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:30,333 Marino! 1238 01:33:33,917 --> 01:33:36,250 Marisa, why are you here? - Marino! 1239 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,500 Now it's harder. 1240 01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:40,708 I stuck the electrical wire in the heater. 1241 01:33:44,083 --> 01:33:46,417 Has it blown up? - No, in a short time. 1242 01:33:46,792 --> 01:33:49,417 As soon as the hired man goes away, he starts to iron. 1243 01:33:53,917 --> 01:33:55,042 My suitcases... 1244 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:03,792 Marino,... 1245 01:34:05,250 --> 01:34:06,500 ...I'm afraid. 1246 01:34:12,792 --> 01:34:14,042 Mr Umberto,... 1247 01:34:15,042 --> 01:34:16,000 ...I'm leaving now. 1248 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:18,917 And don't forget that the band of The Ghosts... 1249 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:23,083 ...phoned to say that they would come for fitting tomorrow morning. 1250 01:34:23,750 --> 01:34:26,708 And don't forget to iron these ones. 1251 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:42,458 Quick! 1252 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:46,333 Look, if they stop me and find out the trick, I won't account for this! 1253 01:35:17,417 --> 01:35:19,833 Run! It's life or death! 1254 01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:23,333 I warn you, if we don't get there in time, it'll be your responsibility! 1255 01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,125 Mine? Can't you see there's a lot of traffic? 1256 01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:28,750 It will take us a hour at least, if that's enough. 1257 01:35:34,208 --> 01:35:35,875 Go, go, go through any red lights! 1258 01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:38,125 No, I won't run that red light. 1259 01:35:39,125 --> 01:35:41,958 When I have my license suspended, will I come and eat at your house? 1260 01:36:14,708 --> 01:36:15,667 My wife and me were having... 1261 01:36:15,667 --> 01:36:18,958 ...a snack while waiting for the lunch,... 1262 01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:24,167 ..when we heard a big blow and the wall of kitchen collapsed. 1263 01:36:24,792 --> 01:36:29,042 I was in such underwear and I found myself in the open. 1264 01:36:29,542 --> 01:36:31,542 Miss Ciceri, something terrible has happened! 1265 01:36:31,667 --> 01:36:33,125 The heater has blown up! 1266 01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:34,542 Umberto... 1267 01:36:34,542 --> 01:36:37,583 The ambulance has taken him away just now, that's all I know. 1268 01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,958 Miss, they had to get in through the window. 1269 01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:43,500 Well, but I always say that you can't trust stoves. 1270 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:46,625 What a blow, oh my, what a disaster! - Is it you Miss Ciceri? 1271 01:36:47,167 --> 01:36:48,958 Yes, she's the wife. 1272 01:36:49,542 --> 01:36:50,250 Come with me. 1273 01:36:50,708 --> 01:36:52,667 You come too. - Me? 1274 01:36:52,667 --> 01:36:53,500 What's up to her? 1275 01:36:53,750 --> 01:36:55,917 Oh my, she's goint to faint. - C'mon! 1276 01:36:56,792 --> 01:36:58,000 C'mon! - Cheer up! 1277 01:37:22,167 --> 01:37:23,417 Umberto! 1278 01:37:24,958 --> 01:37:27,833 Let's go. - This way, where are you going? 1279 01:37:34,833 --> 01:37:39,208 Women from Avana are just like the nice fleshy flowers,... 1280 01:37:39,292 --> 01:37:43,167 ...their blood is as scorching as Ecuador! 1281 01:37:43,167 --> 01:37:47,333 Flowers as voluptuous as the Bolivian coke,... 1282 01:37:47,458 --> 01:37:51,250 ...who of us gets high, will repeat that forever! - Come in. 1283 01:37:51,375 --> 01:37:55,500 Is it here? - Torture me but kill me with kisses! 1284 01:37:55,625 --> 01:37:59,875 A strange suffering is tormenting my soul! 1285 01:37:59,875 --> 01:38:05,250 Creole, with a dark halo, for... Marisa! 1286 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:06,875 Marino! 1287 01:38:07,250 --> 01:38:10,708 You can see it, I just got my voice back, my voice, my voice!... 1288 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:15,000 It's a miracle by Saint Lorenzo, Lorenzo, Lorenzo, Lorenzo!.... 1289 01:38:15,333 --> 01:38:16,583 But it's Umberto! 1290 01:38:17,292 --> 01:38:19,458 Marino! - Umberto! 1291 01:38:19,458 --> 01:38:21,333 Marino! - Umberto! 1292 01:38:23,917 --> 01:38:25,125 Dear Umberto! - That hurts! 1293 01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:28,375 Nice, it's nice to cry for pain, to be able to cry! 1294 01:38:28,375 --> 01:38:30,667 I got all scorched, but I don't give a damn about it! 1295 01:38:30,958 --> 01:38:32,083 Marisa! 1296 01:38:33,333 --> 01:38:34,292 Umberto! 1297 01:38:34,292 --> 01:38:36,417 Well, how strong his Italian is. 1298 01:38:36,417 --> 01:38:38,000 Umberto! 1299 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:40,583 What a wonderful voice you have, Marisa, I've heard it, you know? 1300 01:38:40,583 --> 01:38:43,875 Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat Umberto. 1301 01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:45,250 Umberto! - Easy. 1302 01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:46,500 Umberto. - Yes! 1303 01:38:46,708 --> 01:38:50,000 I can hear you! How nice to hear people calling me Umberto. 1304 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,208 Dear Umberto, dear Umberto, dear Umberto! 1305 01:38:52,208 --> 01:38:54,750 Blast you! You gave us all a scare! 1306 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:55,792 I was scared too! 1307 01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:58,292 Let's not think about it anymore. - Uncle Arduino, come here. 1308 01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:00,917 Uncle Arduino, uncle Arduino, uncle Arduino! 1309 01:39:01,083 --> 01:39:04,875 Ah, the chocolate, the chocolate, the chocolate, look at the chocolate! 1310 01:39:05,917 --> 01:39:07,667 Easy, it's not good for him, ouch! 1311 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:10,208 How big hands you have, how big hands, how big hands, how big hands you have. 1312 01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,042 Give me a little kiss. - He has such big hands! 1313 01:39:13,125 --> 01:39:14,750 Have you heard? They knocked on the door. 1314 01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:17,500 I've heard nothing. - What? I heard, are you deaf? 1315 01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:18,417 Who did knock on the door? 1316 01:39:19,500 --> 01:39:21,292 Ah, my friends deaf and dumb! 1317 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:31,250 No, what are they doing? 1318 01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:34,625 Please, get out. You too, please. 1319 01:39:34,625 --> 01:39:37,167 Don't make a mess, he must not speak. - Hello! What you're missing! 1320 01:39:37,167 --> 01:39:38,417 C'mon, please. 1321 01:39:42,792 --> 01:39:46,167 Dottore, how could miracle like this happen? 1322 01:39:46,167 --> 01:39:49,500 Madam, the explosion has untied the traumatic knot which... 1323 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:53,708 ...had paralysed the nerve centers controlling hearing and voice emission. 1324 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:57,167 But it'd be a bit difficult to explain the whole mechanism. 1325 01:39:57,625 --> 01:40:00,667 Are you happy? - You can't imagine how much. 1326 01:40:10,042 --> 01:40:12,625 I don't know at all if you'll be so happy, you know? 1327 01:40:12,833 --> 01:40:13,792 Why? 1328 01:40:13,792 --> 01:40:15,333 Cut it out, Umberto! 1329 01:40:15,750 --> 01:40:17,292 He's obsessed by an idea. 1330 01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:20,458 It's not an idea...it's a vow. 1331 01:40:20,458 --> 01:40:21,500 Which vow? 1332 01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:23,667 I told you we'd talk to the bishop. 1333 01:40:23,667 --> 01:40:26,417 A vow can be broken. - I don't want to talk to the bishop! 1334 01:40:26,625 --> 01:40:28,958 My poor mom took this vow to let me get my voice back. 1335 01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:31,625 And she only can break it. But my mom is dead. 1336 01:40:31,667 --> 01:40:33,625 I say that through force of circumstance... 1337 01:40:33,625 --> 01:40:35,292 ...any vow can be broken! 1338 01:40:35,292 --> 01:40:38,958 Which force of circumstance! - Please, don't get upset. 1339 01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:41,375 Keep calm. - Calm! 1340 01:40:41,458 --> 01:40:44,875 I've been keeping quiet for 25 years, you know! Calm... 1341 01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:48,625 I didn't get anything, but, if he took a vow... 1342 01:40:49,792 --> 01:40:51,042 ...well, it's a vow. 1343 01:40:52,375 --> 01:40:53,417 Which vow is? 1344 01:40:59,917 --> 01:41:01,667 Where is he? - Here he is. 1345 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:05,083 Umberto! - Now he's Brother Lorenzo. 1346 01:41:05,083 --> 01:41:07,625 Right, Brother Lorenzo! 1347 01:41:08,542 --> 01:41:09,833 Brother Lorenzo,... 1348 01:41:10,833 --> 01:41:12,042 ...how are you? 1349 01:41:12,375 --> 01:41:14,083 We're here to see you. 1350 01:41:15,625 --> 01:41:16,875 He can't speak. 1351 01:41:17,208 --> 01:41:20,208 What? Just now that he got his voice back? 1352 01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:22,500 They're doing their spiritual retreat. 1353 01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:24,000 Ah, only for today. 1354 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:28,042 No, all their life long. - All their life long? 1355 01:41:43,625 --> 01:41:44,833 What has he said? 1356 01:41:45,458 --> 01:41:46,542 What's he saying? 1357 01:41:47,208 --> 01:41:52,292 I'm glad you're going to marry here in the chapel of the convent. 1358 01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:54,167 I wish you the best. 1359 01:42:59,250 --> 01:43:02,792 THE END Italian transcription by SiM 1360 01:43:06,958 --> 01:43:12,000 Translation by quidtum February 2015102673