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You don't know what I want.

I know you can't
get through the day
without a drink.

Louie Shaw and Alice Morrow!

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

I think we'll take a little
ride with Alice.

(SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

It's Alice!

(SCREAMS)

NARRATOR: Dr. David Banner,
physician, scientist.

Searching for a way to tap
into the hidden strengths
that all humans have.

Then, an accidental overdose
of gamma radiation
alters his body chemistry.

And now, when David Banner
grows angry or outraged,

a startling
metamorphosis occurs.

(ROARS)

The creature is driven by rage

and pursued
by an investigative reporter.

Mr. McGee,
don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.

The creature is wanted
for a murder he didn't commit.

David Banner
is believed to be dead.

And he must let the world
think that he is dead

until he can find a way
to control the raging spirit
that dwells within him.

(ROARS)

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHOOPS)

All right, let's get
into the groove

'cause it's what's in the
groove that counts.

And remember my slogan,
"Shake it but don't break it."

And if you can't shake it,
then fake it.

Oh, for...

Hey, that was my drink.

I'm sorry.
It was a mistake.

$2 a shot and
you just threw it away.

Ugh! I hate gin.

Let's go.

Hey, man, not so rough!

Everybody wants to
be a tough guy.

But I'm ready for anything.

Some of these kids
don't look old
enough to drive.

Good thing too,
with all the drinking they do.

An OJ, a ginger ale
and club soda, padded.

Halfway through your first
night and you haven't
hit on me. Very classy.

DAVID: I bet that has a
little more than just Florida
orange juice in it, huh?

What's the big deal!

Ernie makes a bundle,
I make big tips and the
kids all have a great time.

Besides, I don't see you
turning down your paycheck.

Bob,
I'm going to go broke.

This ain't the Copacabana.
Water those drinks down.

All right?

Keep watching.

(ALL CHEERING)

All right!
That was Louie and his lady.

That's right,
our own king and queen,

and come Friday night,
they'll be
strutting their stuff,

talking their trash
and if we get lucky,

they may even
spend some cash.

That's right, once again
they will prove

(ALL CHATTERING)
That Pandemonium
reigns supreme.

Well, let's have
a toast, okay?

Uh...

This is the stupidest
tea party I ever was
at in all my life.

(ALL LAUGHING)

MAN: All right.
Right on, Alice.

"'I'll never go there again,'
said Alice as she picked
her way through the wood.

"'Lt's the stupidest tea party
I ever was at
in all my life."'

(LAUGHING)

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

That's another number.
Come on, babe,
let's do another one.

Okay.

(GROANS)

Louie.

You all right?
I guess.

Yeah, come on.
Come on, let's dance.

Come on, babe.

Did you quit?

No.

No, I'll be staying awhile.

DAVID: Yes, I need a number
in Canada, Quebec City,
Mrs. Rosalyn Morrow.

Canada?
Roz, you're running away.

I've never been as
strong as you, David.

That's why Ted chose you
for Alice's godfather.

But you two were always
so close, like brothers.

Don't you think you ought
to take a little more time

before you make a
trip like that?

Starting over will be
good for me.

And Alice.

(SOBBING)

Hey, it's okay to cry.

Do you remember
what Alice said?

"If I wasn't real,
I shouldn't be able to cry."

That's what Alice said to
Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Yeah.

Goodbye, David.

WOMAN: Morrow residence.

Yes, hello.
Is Mrs. Morrow there?

No. May I leave word?

Do you know where
she could be reached?

No, sir, she's in Europe.

(SIGHING) Well,
it's about her daughter.

Alice? Is she all right?

Yes, I think so.
I wanted to find out why
she's so far away from home.

Sir, may I ask who's calling?

Well, I was a friend
of her father's.

We appreciate your concern,
but from what I hear

Alice has been running
away since she was 14.

The police bring her back
and she's gone again
in a couple of days.

Is there some member
of her family that could
come down and get her?

I'm just the maid,
but I can have
Mrs. Morrow's secretary

return your call when
she checks in for messages.

Well, how soon do you
think that might be?

Oh, she's traveling
in Europe with Mrs. Morrow.

Maybe next week,
I can't be sure.

May I take your number?

No...

I'm in transit. It would be
impossible to reach me,
but thank you very much.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Blonde, isn't she?

I can't keep up with
him anymore.

One dance and
I'm ready to collapse.

Why don't you try
orange juice straight?

"If everyone would mind
their own business,

"the world would go around
a deal faster than it does."

Yes, but the rest of the
quote changes the
meaning completely.

A deal faster than it does,

"Which would not
be an advantage."

The Duchess to Alice.

Lewis Carroll is an
old friend of mine.

You seem to know
his works pretty well.

I got my first Alice book
for a birthday present

when I was little.

Just before my father died.

You live around here?

Oh, you could say
I live here.

For today.

I'm like my mother
in that way.

She lives here, there,
everywhere.

Just places to stash
her furs and jewels.

Except for this one.

This is room and board
for the next six months.

Home is that bad?

Home is perfect.
My mother's perfect.

Here's to a perfect mother.

Why don't you get
your own date and leave
my old lady alone?

Got it, Jack?

David.

Come on, Louie.
He... He's a good guy.

Yeah?

Come on,
let's get out of here.

Remember, David,

home is where the heart is.

JOAN:
Alcoholism, especially among
teenagers, is epidemic.

I'm testifying at a grand jury
hearing later this afternoon
about it. Yeah?

(PHONES RINGING)

We can't buy the equipment.
Try for a donation.

Alice will just have to come
to us. You can't force an
alcoholic to get help.

She's only 16 years old.

A minor.

Call the police,
report her as a runaway.

The police have taken
her home before.

Her father's dead and
her mother can't,

or won't, accept
responsibility for her.

Now, it's not going to be
long before there's
serious physical damage.

Healthy teenagers can destroy
their bodies with alcohol

ten times faster
than a skid row bum.

But they heal quickly, too.

She won't even admit
that she has a problem.

Now, you've got to tell me
what else I can do.

Report the disco for serving
minors. The Alcohol Control
Board is just down the hall.

(SIGHS)

Phone it in.
Anonymously if you want.
It might just cut her supply.

On guard, fellows.
It's Philbin from
the Alcohol Board.

I'm paying you big bucks.
You wanna tell me for what?

You can't bribe a grand jury.

Since the hearings started
all the clubs have been taking
heat for serving minors.

Neighborhood clean-up.

Just keep cool
for a few nights.

Let them close
a few porno theatres.
Get it out of their system.

I'm going broke!

I want to know who made
that complaint.

It could have been a tip from
someone working undercover.

If I get busted, Philbin,

I'm taking
you with me.

Ernie,

a grand jury indictment
for accepting bribes

will hurt a lot more
than anything you can
threaten me with.

ERNIE ON P. A:
Okay, everybody,
get back to work.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

WOMAN: Okay,
what can I get you?

She'll have a gin and tonic
and a Tom Collins, please.

Look, forget it. You want
pizza, you want fries, great.
But no ID, no booze.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

(SIGHING)

ALICE: Bartender,
vodka and orange juice.

Sorry.
What's wrong? I've been
drinking here for months?

Sorry, kid.

LOUIE: Hey, babe.

Babe, babe.
Get a load of this!

We are superstars!

Ernie has got them
plastered all over town.

I mean, he's promoting
this thing like an Ali fight.

Hey, look at me.

You look awful!

Thanks a lot.
I need a drink.

They're checking
IDs everywhere.

You have got to
start learning
how to handle the booze.

Like me. I mean,
I can take it or leave it.

Just shut up!

Hey, I don't need any
of this garbage!

She's so tall.

Slip me a drink.

If you're worried about
your job, we can go
somewhere else.

You don't want to do this.

You don't know what I want.

I know you can't
get through the day
without a drink.

What's it to you?

I can quit anytime I want.

I just don't want to.

Mmm-hmm.

Daddy?

Daddy will tell me what to do.

What do you mean, Alice?

ALICE:
Daddy will tell me what to do.

Alice!

There's broken glass on the
dance floor. Clean it up.

Yeah, I will. I...
Now!

MAN: Hey, Alice. Alice,
what are you doing up there?

Come on down here, Alice!

Alice! Hey, Alice!

GIRL: Be careful!

Oh, Alice.

Be careful.

GIRL: Come on down!
BOY: Hold on.

(ALL CHATTERING)

It's Alice!

She said she followed some
white rabbit down a hole.

How did she get up there?

The fire escape. But she
pulled it up after her.

I should have never
gone after Louie.

Molly,
call the fire department.

Molly!

Oh!

GIRL: Alice, what are you
doing up there?

BOY: Come on down here, Alice.

(STAMMERING) Daddy?

We'll help you.

Daddy?

Daddy?

BOY: Wait a second, Alice.

Where's the white rabbit?

Where's the white rabbit?

GIRL: We're coming up.

Daddy,
where's the white rabbit
in Wonderland?

(STAMMERING)

(SOBBING)

Who's gonna miss me tonight?

Who?

I... I...

Daddy, you lied!

(GROANING)

(LAUGHING)

ALICE:
Daddy, where's the white...

Daddy!

I'm afraid!

Alice!

I'm afraid!

No!

(ALICE SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

What was that?

ALICE: Not so far.

They'll think me brave
at home!

(HULK ROARING)

Please let me fall.

Please let me fall.

You can't be real.

You're not real.

Look at that!

What is it?
I don't know!

(ROARING)

I went to the hospital.

Every orderly on the ward
is looking for you.

Look, I'm a runaway
and hospitals ask
too many questions.

Molly told me where you lived
so I went by your room first.

I couldn't make it that far.

The one night
I didn't have a drink,

I really tripped out.
I can't believe it.

Delirium tremens.

DTs? Pink elephants?

Well, when the body's
deprived of alcohol

it does
go through withdrawal.
Hallucinations.

Bad ones.

That's what I had,
all right.

I can't believe it.

I don't know which is worse.
Drinking or not drinking.

Either way,
things just get worse.

If you don't like your life,
you can change it.

I wouldn't know
where to start.

How about breakfast?

Then what?

Well, there is someone I'd
like you to meet. Someone
I think that could help.

You're sure going through
a lot of trouble for me.

Come on.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Are you Louie Shaw?

Yeah.

I'm Jack McGee
from The National Register.

Oh, you're here
to interview me.

Your paper's Disco Dude
contest, I entered it.

Actually, I want to talk
about Alice Morrow.

Oh.

She's my old lady.
What do you want her for?

I want to interview her
about the Hulk.

She was at county hospital,
but she split.

Anyway, I don't believe
all that Hulk stuff.

Well, my paper

is offering a $10,000 reward
for any information

leading to the capture
of the creature.

Hey, wait a minute.

I'll find her,
she'll talk to you.
No problem.

You think you can
arrange that?

Hey, man, she loves me.

Hi, I'm Bernard
and I'm an alcoholic.

JOAN: Hi, Bernard.

I decided to cool it
with my friends.

They can handle the booze
but I couldn't.

Did it work?

Yeah.

Once I sobered up, I decided
I didn't like them anyway.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Sarah.

My name is Sarah
and I'm an alcoholic.

ALL: Hi, Sarah.

I was just the opposite.

When I had to make new
friends, I'd start drinking
all over again.

Different strokes.

We each need to
find the reasons we drink
and deal with them.

What's your reason, Alice?

I like it.
That's bull.

A real copout.
What do you know?

I'm just here as a
favor to someone.

JOAN:
I don't think we believe that.

I don't care what you believe.

Any of you.

If you really feel like that,
you can always leave.

Where do you get off
telling me what I feel?

You're only here because
they pay you to baby-sit us.

Alice,
how old do you think I am?

I don't know.

Thirty-five?

I'm going to be 26
next week.

I started drinking when I
was 13 years old.

I've been sober now
for three years.

But when I was a teenager,
there just wasn't any
place to go for help.

And I thought that no one
had my problems or knew
what made me drink.

That's why I put this
group together.

If I'd had someone to
talk to then,

I'd have saved myself
ten years of hell.

Make it easy on yourself,
Alice.

You don't have to fight us.

We've all been there before,
Alice.

We know it isn't easy.

My name's Alice.

And I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Alice.

Hi, Alice!

We can't run your life
for you, Alice.

But we'll always help you
over the rough spots.

I'm looking right at them.

Alice and that busboy
of yours, David.

They're right outside the
hearing room with one of
the DA's expert witnesses.

I'll take care of it.

Give me that.

Hey, there's Louie.

I've got a lot to tell him.
He's not gonna like it.

Um, look, I'll meet you back
at your place later, okay?

He adopt you or something?

This is Jack McGee of
The National Register.

Look, Louie, we've got to
talk about tonight.

Hey, he wants to interview
you about what happened
to you last night.

You know there's
a $10,000 reward
for that green thing.

$10,000!
That makes the dance contest
money look like bus fare.

Louie, I'm not going back
to the disco tonight.
I've got to stop drinking.

Hey, $500 may not mean
anything to you rich kids,
but I really need it.

McGEE: Alice,

I just want to ask you a
couple of questions about what
happened to you last night.

Look, how long do you think
you can live off
a dance contest?

Or some crazy
newspaper contest?

Longer than you can
stay sober.

Alice,
this is not a contest.

Hey, I told you I can handle
it and I'll take care of it.

Ernie?
Where's that David guy?

That's what I'd like to know.
He's an hour late already.

He's a troublemaker
and you should fire him.

Sit down and relax, Louie.

(SIGHING)

Look, Alice told me
that she's not gonna
dance with me tonight

and she said she's never
coming back to the disco.

And I'm gonna lay you odds
it's got something to do
with that David guy.

She's been seeing
a lot of him lately.

I don't know.
Maybe I can show
Molly the routine.

No.

You and Alice
are the team, Louie.

You're the couple that draws
all the big crowds in here
every night.

LOUIE: Yeah, I know.

That $500 had
my name written all over it.

Well, I got another $100
here with your name
written all over it,

you get Alice here tonight.

I'm a businessman, Louie.

What I promise,
I've got to deliver.

She'll be here.

And when that David guy
shows up,

that's when you should
bounce him.

(CHUCKLES)
Don't worry about him.

He'll bounce.

LOUIE: Come on, Alice,
it's a present.

To make up for this morning

and to get you ready
for tonight.

You just don't get it, do you?

I get it, all right.

If you mean giving up disco
dancing is part of this
so-called cure of yours.

No!

I'm just scared.
If I go back,
I'll start drinking.

Come on, babe,
it's only one night.

I don't have the willpower
you have, Louie.

And I don't have a rich
mommy to fall back on.

You want to
go through
the drawers next?

McGEE: Alice,

why don't you tell me what
happened after the Hulk
grabbed you

and tried to throw
you off the roof?

ALICE: I told you, I don't
remember anything.

Come on, babe,
cooperate with the man.

Cooperate?

You don't want me.
You need a partner.

And you!
You don't want to help.
You need a story.

Both of you can go find
another meal ticket
and leave me alone!

Alice, I think that
I can help you remember.

Get out!
All right.

But I wasn't able to stop
having nightmares
about the Hulk

until I was able
to talk to somebody.

The dance contest.
Tonight, babe.

For me. Please.

Women.

You just gotta know
how to handle them.

Hey, man, she loves me.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey, don't walk away, man.

Hey.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

DAVID: Alice, it's David.

You okay?

Come on in.

Have a seat.

I saw Louie.

Yeah.
He wants me to go
back to the disco

for the contest.

Are you going to do it?

No, I can't.

Not if I want to stay sober.

Well, even at the Pandemonium,
the drinks are optional.

Yeah. For people
like you and my mother.

And even Louie.
I'm not that strong.

I'm an alcoholic.

That isn't a weakness,
it's a disease.

And running from it
doesn't make it go away.

If you run from the disco
because you don't
want to face booze,

you may be missing out on
the thing that's most
important in your life.

Dancing.

I'm just trying
to stay away from
things that make me drink.

The disco is just a place.

And the problem is here.
Any room you are in,
until you face it.

David, you don't understand.

This is something in me
I have got to control
by myself.

I do understand.

And you're right.

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

There's our boy.

Special delivery.

DJ:
Now that's what I call rhythm.

Ladies and gentlemen,
that was couple number four.

The couple who
knows how to get up,
get down and boogie.

And ladies and gentlemen,
they call me Doctor J
on the disco scene

'cause I play
a mean record machine.

Now, are you ready?
Let's hear it.

(ALL CHEERING)
Are you ready?

All right!
It is time for the couple

that you have
been waiting for
all night long.

The hottest two souls
on the disco scene.

They've got the footwork
of James Brown,

the movement of Elvis Presley
and can shake you up
like an atomic bomb.

I'm talking about couple
number five,

Pandemonium's
reigning king and queen,

Louie Shaw and Alice Morrow!

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Remember what you said
about my quitting?

I'd like to have a
talk with you.

Let's go downstairs
where we can hear.

It's too bad we'll miss
the dance contest.

I know how much you wanted
to watch your fellow fink.

What?

You and Alice,

finks.

(GROANS)

What did you say
to the grand jury?

You hear me?
What did you tell them?

I knew about the hearings.
But I didn't talk to anybody.

Alice, then.
What did she tell them?

Damn it!

You were both seen there!
You're wrong.

I've got too much to lose
to be wrong, funny man!

Now listen to me.
You are wrong.
Yes, it's true we were there

but she was seeing
a counselor.
Alice has a drinking problem.

She's gonna have more
than a drinking problem.

All right, fine,
go ahead, Ernie.

Call her. Joan Roberts.
She'll tell you
that I'm not lying.

Let me tell you something.

You could play me
a lot of ways,

but you're making a big
mistake by playing me stupid.

Joan Roberts is one
of the DA's prime witnesses.

She'd say anything
to get her two favorite
stooges off the hook!

I think we'll take a little
ride with Alice.

Yeah.

She'll be smarter than
our friend here.

Will you listen to me?
She doesn't know any more
than I do.

Ernie, she doesn't know
anything about this!

Ernie!

You ought to tell him, Davey.

Do Alice a favor.

Al, I didn't talk to
the grand jury.

If you say so, turkey.

DJ: Alice Morrow
and Louie Shaw. Let's hear it!
Great job, kids!

Hey, where're you guys
going?

We just want to talk
to Alice alone.
We'll be right back.

Come on back, Alice,
Louie, give us some more.

Louie, they loved us.

Hey, come on, guys,
let's talk later.

Hey, Alice, come on,
they want more.

Later, Louie.
Hey, man,
what's the story here?

Can't you hear that applause?

Come on, Alice, let's go.

Hey.

(ROARING)

What is it?

What is that thing?

I'm getting out of here.

(SCREAMING)

MAN 1: Let me out of here!

MAN 2: Look out!
MAN 3: Out of my way.

MAN 4: Keep him away!

(ALL CLAMORING)

Open up!

No way, man!

No! No, let me go!

(SCREAMS)

(ROARS)

Thanks a lot.

(ROARS)

Taxi! Hey! Hey, taxi!

I'm still a little nervous
about testifying in front
of the grand jury.

Well, I bet Ernie and Philbin
are a little bit more nervous
than you are.

I hope the job Joan got me
will keep my mind
off the hearings.

I can dance disco. I just
hope I'll be able to teach it.

You think Louie can handle
the competition?

Hey, he loves me.

Here.

Turn to the page
that's marked.

"And the unicorn
said to Alice,

"'Now that we have
seen each other,

"'if you believe in me,

"'I'll believe in you."'

Nice.

Oh, no. Please keep it.
I won't need it anymore.