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Welcome back to Play Of The Week.
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Where each week a new play is
performed live in front
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of a studio audience here in Cornley
and broadcast to the nation.
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I am Chris Bean, the director.
Following a number of complaints,
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we have combed through this week's
script for any offensive language.
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One character in particular,
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"Buddy", does use rather a lot
of gruff vocabulary or as my mother
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would put it, "Scottish language",
which will be censored throughout.
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Also, unusually this week,
we have hit a minor snag.
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Tonight's American play is entitled
90 Degrees, in relation to the
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Tennessee heat.
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Unfortunately, when the set builders
saw "90 Degrees"
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written on their technical
drawings,
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they took it to mean they
should build parts of the set at...
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Well, you'll immediately see what
they've done, to be honest.
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But do not fear, we have corrected
the issue by repositioning
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the cameras.
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So! The actors are prepared.
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The stage is - in some sense - set.
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Please enjoy, 90 Degrees.
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So, give it to me straight, Larry.
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How long has your daddy got left?
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Daddy gets more sick each sunrise.
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The doc says we ought to
prepare for the worst.
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Said I wasn't going to cry.
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Damn it.
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You've done some mighty fine work
looking after that old man
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all by yourself, Larry.
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It's not just me. Ol' Neighbour
Joe's always passing through.
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Morning!
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BOTH: Morning, Joe!
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Well, your daddy's lucky to
have ya around.
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Thank you, Mr Pines.
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Well, sure is...
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Sure is hot today.
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It's 90 degrees outside.
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It's 90 degrees in here, too.
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Can you feel it?
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I sure can!
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Perhaps I can pour you some ice tea?
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Please.
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Thank you.
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HE PANTS
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S'good stuff.
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Melinda made it.
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Almost as good as your Mama
used to make.
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I sure wish she was here now.
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She'd know just what to say to Pa.
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Sugar? Yes, please.
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Always did have a sweet tooth.
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Can I get you some more ice?
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Just a couple of cubes.
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That's... Argh!
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You sure drank that fast.
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Can I get you a refill?
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NO!
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My brother and sister will be
arriving any time now
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and I just can't wait to see them.
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Don't be so naive, Larry.
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There's only one damn reason
they're coming back.
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I am not naive, Mr Pines.
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Buddy and Barbara are good people.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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If you'll excuse me, Mr Pines.
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I'll be right back, Mr Pines.
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Take your time.
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Who is it, Melinda?
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It's Miss Barbara.
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No, Carl, I need you to tell
the buyers to relax
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and sign the damn contracts today.
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Real good to see you, Barb.
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I don't care if there are lay-offs,
Carl, I care about profits.
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Larry, it's been a while.
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Five years, Barb.
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And yet not a day seems to have
passed in here.
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You want to say hello to Ruffles?
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Don't tell me
that mangy dog is still alive?
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Ruffles come
and say hello to Barbara.
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He's a few years older
but he still loves to run around.
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MAN'S VOICE: Woof.
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Ruffles.
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Sit.
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WHIRRING
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Lie down.
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Lie down.
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MECHANICAL RASPING
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Woof.
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Good boy.
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BEEPING
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That'll be our little brother.
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And his money-grabbing city gal.
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Melinda, please.
Be civil.
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Rene is Buddy's wife now.
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Yeah,
she's sure got her hooks in deep.
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Hi, Buddy. Rene.
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Hello, there, Larry.
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Buddy, good to see you.
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Oh, honey,
you weren't kidding, it is, erm...
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Quaint.
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Daddy's in his room.
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Now, before you see him,
I must warn you he's in a bad way.
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Oh, Barb, please don't cry.
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I'm sorry, Larry...
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..it's just...
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..so sad.
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Come on, Barb, cut the crap.
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BLEEP!
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Easy, Buddy.
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You OK? Of course I'm not.
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I was the quarterback for the
Tennessee Bears, one bad tackle,
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I break both my legs
and now I'm stuck in this chair.
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OK, Buddy. Calm down.
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How about a nice cool beer?
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Sure.
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HE SCREAMS
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I'm starvin', too.
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You got snacks, right?
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Can't you think about something
other than your belly?
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Anything to stop me
thinking about my legs.
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You ain't even
asked about your pops, yet.
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How long does he have left?
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Doc says it could be any day now.
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At least he won't have to put up
with any more of this... BLEEP!
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..crap.
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MAN'S VOICE: Woof! Bark! Growl!
Woof! Bark! Growl! Hiss! Woof!
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Oh, what's your little dog doing?
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Oh, don't mind him.
He's real friendly.
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Wag! Wag! Wag!
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VOICE OF DIRECTOR: Don't say wag.
Just press the button. Which button?
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The button right in front of you.
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Hmm.
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Apologies.
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Will someone please control this
animal?
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Go into the study, boy.
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Oh, fine! It's not easy being a dog,
you know.
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DIRECTOR: You're supposed to be
doing dog noises. You can't give it lines.
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It's an inner monologue.
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Then why are you saying it out loud?
This is a naturalistic piece.
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Nothing natural about it, Chris.
They've built the set sideways.
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Just do a bark.
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This is your fault, Chris. Trying to
cut costs, getting Dennis' dad to do the set.
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And you got that toymaker to do
all the furniture.
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He's never done anything other than
jack-in-the-boxes before.
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Just do a dog noise!
Do a dog noise!
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No.
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Go into the study, boy.
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Give me the remote.
Get off that.
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Careful, careful.
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Absolutely not. You're not
qualified. You see?
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Already, Chris,
what a disaster.
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Get your hands off me, you fiend.
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Ah! You idiot!
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It would be a lot easier if you
weren't looming over me like that.
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Give me back the control.
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I am doing it.
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Stop keep going into the
table!
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Stay out of my way.
I'm executing a three-point turn.
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Look at the state of it.
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Look at the state of that.
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Will you stop interfering with me?
Oh, I can't take this.
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You did that. It's your fault.
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Absolutely not. I am exiting the
scene.
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That was not naturalistic.
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Ah, Mr Pines.
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VOICE OFF SET: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
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Ah, Mr Pines.
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Woof.
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I mean, howdy.
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I'm sorry,
I don't believe we've met before.
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This is Ronald Pines,
the family lawyer.
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Your daddy has asked me
to speak to you all on his behalf,
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since his condition has worsened.
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If you'd all be
so kind as to join me...
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..in the study.
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It's a pleasure to see you
again, Miss Barbara.
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It's nice to have the family
back under one roof.
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It would be, if it wasn't for that
Yankee Jezebel in our midst.
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Now, now, Melinda,
you forget your place.
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She does not have Buddy's best
interests at heart.
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You can see it clear as day,
she has eyes for another.
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Come now, Melinda, there's
nothing between Larry and Rene.
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No, I didn't say
nothing about Larry, did I?
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Excuse me, Miss Barbara, I must get
back to my chores.
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It's a pleasure to see you
again, Miss Barbara.
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It's nice to have the family
back under one roof.
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It would be if it wasn't for that
Yankee Jezebel in our midst.
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Now, now, Melinda,
you forget your place.
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She doesn't have Buddy's best
interests at heart, you can
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see it clear as day,
she has eyes for another.
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Come now, Melinda, there's
nothing between Larry and Rene.
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No, I didn't say
nothing about Larry, did I?
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Excuse me, Miss Barbara, I must get
back to my chores.
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Thank you, Barbara.
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Welcome, everyone.
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Now I'm aware this may be
an uncomfortable meeting.
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First, I need you all to sign
a copy of these documents...
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Now, before Mr Burgess...
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Before Mr Burgess finalises his
will,
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by a show of hands which of you
would intend to
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sell your share in Burgess Fine Tea
after your father has passed?
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Barbara.
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And Buddy?
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There it is.
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Shame on the two of you, how can you
think of doing that to the workers?
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BLEEP!
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Oh, Buddy, I do wish you wouldn't
use that kind of language.
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Can you blame him for being angry?
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He's stuck in that chair for life.
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All right, everybody
settle down.
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You're upsetting Ruffles.
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Woof.
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Come here, boy.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
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Good boy.
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Mr Burgess has made it
clear he does not want...
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Mr Burgess has made it clear he does
not want the business to be
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sold, so it seems Burgess Fine Tea
must be inherited by Larry alone.
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Larry alone?
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All right. We all just need to cool
down.
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Melinda! Bring us
some more of that iced tea.
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Mmmm.... Yes, Mr Larry!
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SHE GROANS
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I'm going to need something stronger
than that.
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Melinda, fetch us
some beers from the refrigerator?
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OK.
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Yes, Mr Larry.
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ARGH!
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Barb. Barb!
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Ooh! OK. Mr Pines. Mr Pines!
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Rene.
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Rene, Rene, Rene!
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Rene, Rene... Rene!
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Rene!
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Rene.
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Rene. Rene!
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Ah, Rene, are you ready!
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SCREAMING
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Rene, all right.
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CROWD CHEERS
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For you, Buddy!
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If you need me, Mr Larry...
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Oh, no! Help me! Oh!
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There go my bosoms!
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If you need me, Mr Larry, I'll be
in the kitchen!
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How is it fair that Larry
gets it all?
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BLEEP!
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Oh, come on, Buddy!
You're just talking out your ass.
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Settle down, all of you,
and drink your beers.
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There's nothing like some cool
suds on a hot day.
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Mmmm. Perhaps Burgess Fine
Tea should brew beers.
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BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
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All right, we all just need to be
civil to one another.
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Buddy always gets snippy when he's
been drinking on an empty stomach.
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We can deal with that.
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00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,239
Melinda, bring us
some of that fine gazpacho.
256
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,080
SHOUTING: Yes, Mr Larry.
257
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,319
Enjoy.
258
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,839
Mmm-mm-mmm.
259
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,839
If you're still hungry after that,
Ol' Neighbour Joe usually
260
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,680
passes by with something
sweet about now.
261
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,319
Howdy. Who'd like a slice
of my blueberry pie?
262
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,760
THUDDING
263
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:12,120
Buddy, why don't you take five
minutes in the kitchen?
264
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,959
What you must understand is,
265
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,519
Mr Burgess has the
interest of his workers at heart.
266
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,359
Now, Barbara, I know you're
not happy with... er...
267
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,479
I know you're not happy with
Daddy's decision,
268
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,719
but as his children,
we must respect his wishes.
269
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,439
I absolutely agree.
270
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,599
Now, I know Buddy can be
temperamental...
271
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,520
MUFFLED: ..to deal with.
272
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,199
Excuse me, Mr Pines, may
I speak with you in the living room?
273
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,359
Of course.
274
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,040
After you.
275
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,800
CROWD APPLAUDS
276
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,520
I'll be back momentarily.
277
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,800
Excuse me.
278
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,439
Oh, Larry, I thought
they'd never leave us alone.
279
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,479
I don't know what you're
talking about, Rene.
280
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,519
I'm talking about you and I, Larry.
281
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,319
The chemistry between us.
282
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,799
Keep your voice down.
283
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,719
That was one night of weakness
and I've regretted it ever since.
284
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,359
Don't pretend you don't want to
kiss me, Larry Burgess.
285
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,400
Right here on this table.
286
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,639
Whoa! Whoa! Oh!
287
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,599
All right. Oh, careful, careful.
288
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,199
Kiss me, Larry.
289
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,519
SHE SCREAMS
290
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,240
Oh, Larry,
you've got such a gentle touch.
291
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,759
Rene! RENE! OK! All right, I got
you!
292
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,719
ARRGH!
293
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,840
Keep your voice down,
someone might hear us! Larry!
294
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,919
What the Sam Hill is going
on in here?
295
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,119
Barbara!
This is not what it looks like.
296
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,480
I have no idea what it looks like.
297
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,879
I cannot believe a brother of mine
would engage in such underhand...
298
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,399
Oh!
299
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,359
Get after her, Larry!
300
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,560
All right! Whoa!
301
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,000
Whoa! Argh!
302
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,040
You've gotta help me!
303
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,839
Please, Barb,
don't tell anyone what you just saw!
304
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,559
Well. It seems I have you over a
barrel.
305
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,319
I can't let Buddy find out.
306
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,799
It would kill him.
307
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,759
I'm not going to tell Buddy.
308
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,119
Thank you, Barbara.
309
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,319
As long as you give me the business.
310
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,439
I can't do that! I promised Pa!
311
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,559
Growl.
312
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,679
Easy.
313
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,679
Easy, Ruffles.
314
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,719
She's trying to blackmail you,
Larry.
315
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,799
Stop improvising! That is it.
316
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,679
Give me the remote, you're not
playing the dog any more. Give it to me.
317
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,199
I am doing it.
318
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,799
Get off me! ARGH!
319
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,199
Get out!
320
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,519
Fine. I'm going to the canteen.
321
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,639
It's real simple, Larry,
you give me the company
322
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,679
and I don't tell Buddy your dirty
little secret.
323
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,359
What happened to us, Barb?
324
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,839
Why can't we all be
more like Ruffles?
325
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,159
He don't ask for nothing.
326
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,120
A packet of wine gums, please.
327
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,199
He ain't greedy.
328
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,560
Family size, please.
329
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,759
And he don't care about money.
330
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,039
�3.49?!
What is this, the cinema?
331
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,879
Absolutely not, I'll put them back.
332
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,799
SECURITY GUARD: Excuse me, sir, what
have you just put in your trousers?
333
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,399
Nothing. I didn't um...
Give me the wine gums, sir.
334
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,600
No! PLEASE! Just-
335
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,719
Look over there!
336
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,719
ARRRGHHHH!!
337
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,879
Get back here!
338
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,400
PANTING
339
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,240
All right, I think I lost him.
340
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,200
Where the hell am I? I'm lost.
341
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,520
Should be safe in here.
342
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,760
PACKET RUSTLING
343
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,400
Excuse me.
344
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,359
Larry! Buddy!
345
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,519
I've been talking to Pa.
346
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,679
You really are a no good BLEEP!
of crap.
347
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,239
Take it easy, Buddy.
348
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,639
I didn't know Pa was going to leave
me in charge.
349
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,159
Well, you better go change his mind.
350
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,159
I'm going to go and pay my respects.
351
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,239
I'm coming with you.
352
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,400
Oh, no.
353
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,719
Yes.
354
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,879
Buddy.
355
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,119
Rene.
356
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,039
Are you all right?
357
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,839
Why are you looking at me like that?
358
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,680
It's just the heat,
pass me that beer, would you?
359
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,200
What?
360
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,840
I said pass me that beer, would you?
361
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,360
The bee-aar.
362
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,680
No... not the bee-aar.
363
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,679
The bee-uhh.
364
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,239
The bee-aar.
365
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,879
No...
366
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,199
Not the bee-aar.
367
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,479
The bee-uhh.
368
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,639
No, no. That's the bear, put that
down.
369
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,120
Pass me... the bee-uhh.
370
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,359
The bee-aar. No, not the bee-aar.
The bee-UHH.
371
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:48,839
The BEE-AAR.
No, not the bee-aar. The... The...
372
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,439
The bee-uhh. The bee-aar.
373
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,439
NOT the bee-aar! The BEE-UHH!
374
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,359
Oh...
375
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,199
..the beard!
No... not the beard.
376
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,959
Not the beard, the beer!!
377
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,479
Um, lager... Lager beer. Lager?
378
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,759
Lager beer? Lager beer!
379
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,999
Oh, lager beer. Lager beer.
380
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,440
Lager beer! Here you go,
a larger bee-aar!
381
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,760
Thank you.
382
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,960
C-shhh...
383
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,079
Cheers.
384
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,960
SHE SCREAMS
385
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,119
Papa? Oh, Papa, don't go.
386
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,199
It's all right, Barb,
everything's going to be all right.
387
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,360
It doesn't look like he can
hold on much longer.
388
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,400
Oh, he's coughing!
Get him his pills.
389
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,000
Here you go, Pa.
390
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,280
Here's your oxygen, Pa.
391
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,560
Here you go, Pa.
392
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,279
You gotta stay with us, Daddy,
393
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,200
Ol' Neighbour Joe just
made you a puddin'.
394
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,280
This meringue is lighter than air!
395
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,200
Thank you, Joe.
396
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,479
I feel it's nearly time.
397
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,839
Oh, Daddy.
398
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,280
You're making me cry.
399
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,800
Look, Pa, Ruffles has come
to say goodbye.
400
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,880
Let me pet him one last time.
401
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,919
Whoa!
402
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,519
Careful, Papa!
403
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,479
I think... I think I'm going!
I'm going!
404
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,319
No, hold on, Papa.
405
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,359
I don't think I can hold on much
longer.
406
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,319
I love you, Barbara.
I love you, Daddy.
407
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,039
I love you, Larry.
I love you, Pa.
408
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,600
Goodbye, cruel world.
409
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,400
Thanks, Melinda.
410
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,839
It's a shame it had to
work out this way.
411
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:28,559
It's going to be all right, Buddy,
we don't need Burgess Fine Tea.
412
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,079
We have each other.
413
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,480
I just never catch a break,
first my accident and now this.
414
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,760
HE SCREAMS
415
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,440
Buddy, I ain't seen you
cry like this before.
416
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,919
Papa's passed.
417
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,799
I'm so sorry. I'll leave y'all
alone.
418
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,759
Larry, if you want to swing
by my office to go over the papers.
419
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,679
You know, Buddy, I saw the funniest
thing this afternoon in the study.
420
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,399
Actually, Mr Pines, I won't be
stopping by.
421
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,839
You won't?
422
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,559
No, I want to sign over
control of the company to Barbara.
423
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,519
What? To Barbara?
424
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,759
If you have the papers,
I'll sign them now.
425
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,480
Larry, are you sure?
426
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,880
There's no other way.
427
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,160
All right.
428
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,880
Sign here.
429
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,200
And here.
430
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,520
And on the reverse.
431
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,759
There.
432
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,320
I'll have these papers
filed right away.
433
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,559
Good day, y'all.
434
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,519
I'll walk you to your car, Mr Pines.
435
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,839
I can't believe you've just done
that.
436
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,399
I've done it for you, Buddy.
437
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,599
It's true.
438
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,439
If Larry hadn't signed those papers,
439
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,920
I'd have told you
all about his affair with Rene.
440
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,719
Barbara! You've played me.
441
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,560
Like a game of craps.
BLEEP!
442
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,439
Anyhow, I'd love to stay and talk,
443
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,399
but we have to get back to
Connecticut.
444
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,519
Ain't that right...
445
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,840
..Rene?
446
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,919
That's right, Barbara.
447
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,879
Sorry, Buddy.
448
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,519
Rene! How can you do this to me?
449
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,479
Woof, woof, woof!
I've got some thoughts on this.
450
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,359
No, you don't.
451
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,359
You two played me from the start.
452
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,880
Sorry, Larry.
453
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,879
Come on, sweetie.
454
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,680
Let's get out of here.
455
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,959
Buddy.
456
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,439
I'm so sorry.
457
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,360
Pa's gone.
458
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,000
There's nothing left for us here.
459
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,000
Buddy! Buddy, wait.
460
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:27,279
Well, I guess it's just you
and me now, Ruffles.
461
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,359
Indeed it is, Larry,
and there is much I need to say.
462
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,559
WHY MUST...
463
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,759
Excuse me, sir, Cornley Police, can
I have a word? What?
464
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,559
We've had a report of a man,
matching your description, shoplifting.
465
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,119
Would you come with us, please?
It was Chris, he told me to do it.
466
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,119
What's going on here?
Is this man working under your instruction, sir?
467
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,199
Yes, of course. I'm the director.
468
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,799
You're under arrest.
Take your hands off me!
469
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,959
Oops, microphone's still on...
470
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,400
Erm... The dog's dead.
471
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,479
Ruffles? Ruffles!
472
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,000
Ruffles, no!
473
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,360
Oh!
474
00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:04,960
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