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[My Sassy Girl]

I will appoint you a special instructor post

and entrust Wonja's education to you.

If I ever come across a woman that moves my heart,

I am willing to throw my dreams away to live just for her.

You do not want to go home?

Then you can have another drink with me.

Let go of her.

Are you all right?

- What are you doing? - Sorry?

Listen to me first. Wait!

Ow! Wait!

She sued her life saver for an attempted rape.

Where is the accuser?

Master Gyun, this is my sister.

Nice to meet you. I am Princess Hye Myung.

- The sex-crazed... - The gold...

Are you surprised to see that I am the Princess?

Let us go and see His Majesty right now.

Did you really not see?

It is him, the sex-crazed pervert.

You are unbelievable.

You tried to rape me at a motel.

If you do not find my ring,

I will write "rapist" on your face and exile you.

What is it with the jade ring?

If you cannot find the jade ring, your life will become a living hell.

Episode 5

I've heard quite a lot about you, Scholar.

You passed the national exams in China

and are a talented individual who has won the king's favor.

The national treasure of Joseon almost became China's.

But if you cannot prove your worth yourself

the world's judgment of you will be proven false.

If a mountain is high, the world will come to know of it

without the mountain having to brag about itself.

At any rate, please take good care of the prince.

I will do my best.

But I did hear that the princess keeps visiting during Prince Wonja's lessons.

Ah, I believe that she truly treasures the prince.

I'll be seeing you again then, Scholar.

Hey, Sex-Addicted Pervert!

Please mind your manners.

What should I call you then?

"Lewd man"? "Obscene scholar"?

Or "sleazy teacher?"

I'll let it go and leave.

But, um, what were you and Officer Kang talking about?

Why don't you go ask him yourself?

Fine, fine.

I'll tell Officer Kang the truth about how a sex-addicted pervert

is now the prince's tutor and ask him to help me.

Suddenly, I really want to go see him.

Wait, wait!

Um... if I just find you that jade ring, will you stop calling me a pervert?

Of course! I promise.

It's a promise, then.

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Stop.

She's one of Prince Wonja's court ladies.

I was in a hurry to get the books I wanted to give to Prince Wonja

and this fool forgot her access pass in the rush.

You're supposed to be a royal tutor and yet you're so good at lying.

I'm so worried for Wonja's future!

He'd still be better off than you, though, Your Highness.

Why, that little!

- Hello there! - Come on in!

That is the notorious criminal organization the Walja gang.

So my jade ring is there?

Anything that is smuggled in is in there for sure.

All goods that are stolen or taken by fraud are there.

I heard that is the place where all deals are made.

If someone picked up your ring and sold it

there is a good chance that it was here.

They're a rough bunch. Do be careful.

What are you doing? Hurry up!

- Welcome! - Hello!

- Go on in! - What are you looking for?

It's written here that you would pay back by today with interest.

The books do not lie.

If you give me an extension once more

I promise to pay it back.

Oh, geez.

This is the problem with debtors, whether they may be peasants or nobles.

They never pay their debts back on time and say that they'll pay next time.

Next time?

P-please... spare my life!

Hey!

Hey! You keep breaking promises. It makes me the bad guy all the time.

Come on, man. Just let me live my life as a good man.

All right?

Sir, you have a guest.

Oh ho, who do we have here? Our attempted sexual assailant!

"Attempted sexual assailant"? You're quite famous, aren't you?

Do you want to be sued for defamation?

Oh my, I'm shaking in my boots!

But what brings you here?

All of this you got through smuggling, extortion, stealing, or fraud?

You are an amusing lady.

Take your time picking one.

But it's one nyang per person to look at my goods.

How could you charge money just for us to look at the goods?

We have to make a living too, you know.

If you don't like that, I suppose it can't be helped.

Huh?

Take your time looking for it.

I can recognize it immediately.

Na household interest in arrears of 190 nyang.

Interest per day of 50 nyang.

- Let us go, then. - Wait.

By any chance, may I see some gold hairpins??

The viewing fee for those is two nyang per person, though.

Damn it.

Why do you want to look at gold hairpins?

I'm quite busy today, so I'll be going now.

I'm not refunding your viewing fee.

I'll come back again later, then.

My book!

Catch those rascals!

Hey! Run!

Ow!

- Sir! - Sir!

Damn it!

- Move! - Get them!

Just follow me.

- It's money! - Oh!

You're a slow runner.

How can you laugh at a time like this?

What are you doing?

I think you've done enough to deserve a meal even if we didn't find the ring.

Let's go eat.

Chicken feet and soju go so well together!

Wait, don't tell me... you can't eat chicken feet either?

And you call yourself a man?

Why would you eat such a strange thing?

Just as you are you and I am me...

this kind of taste can only be found in chicken feet!

Since ancient times, they said that those destined for greatness

cannot discriminate against people or food!

You acted like some sort of manly man, and yet...

How is it? It's good, right?

It's sweet and spicy, chewy, and crunchy!

And this is the moment when you should down a shot of soju

to experience the full flavor!

Here, down it in one shot!

Do you want another one?

Are you interested in me, by any chance?

What?

Oh, you're embarrassed since you're a princess, huh?

Oh, it's fine, so just be honest with me.

And stop using that jade ring as an excuse!

I completely understand how you must feel.

I mean, I'm sure you can't help it.

It's not a crime to be attracted to a handsome man, after all.

However.

However, I refuse!

I'm not such a easy man to win over, you know!

What I'm saying is, I hate women who are like wild mares!

Are you drunk? Or just acting like you're drunk?

No, no. That'd be a waste of perfectly good chicken feet.

Drink up.

What is this?

It's a special elixir that Mother made to cure your hangover!

It has kudzu, honey, ginseng, vinegar, cucumber, dried persimmons

blowfish, and... what else did it have again?

Eel.

At any rate, we mixed everything

that is supposed to be a good hangover cure for you.

Though I'm not sure if it's medicine or poison at this point.

Even if it tastes bad, be considerate of me and drink it all.

You're only ever going on and on about your son!

There you go, honey. Aw, look how well you're drinking it!

Oh my, look at these dark circles!

Why are you drinking so much these days?

Here, say "ah."

Do you have a secret lover that you're hiding or something?

Hey, come now! Your older brother isn't the type of person to do that.

Well, they say that you have to be better at drinking than studying

to get ahead faster in life nowadays.

But still, be considerate of your body, too!

Yes, Mother.

Are you interested in me, by any chance?

I'm not such a easy man to win over, you know!

What I'm saying is, I hate women who are like wild mares!

Damn it, what have I done? Damn it!

Did you get sick after having that hangover cure?

Isn't Da Yeon so pretty, Big Brother?

Even if you gathered all the young maidens within the capital

she'd still be the best potential bride among all of them--

How about you give Da Yeon a chance?

It'd benefit our family a lot if we became in-laws

with the Minister of the Left's family and--

Ugh, Soybean!

You're giving me a headache. Leave.

I'll be your wingwoman!

Is this really because of your lover?

Lover? Oh, as if.

Oh, what a relief! I thought that jade ring was an engagement ring and--

Jade ring?

Well, um... I wasn't trying to keep it or anything, but...

What is this?

It's a masterpiece created by a master jadesmith in China.

The ducks look quite lovely.

Please, try it on.

Oh, it's a perfect fit!

My brother really does have a good eye.

To be honest, this is a gift from my brother to you.

From Young Master Gyeon Woo?

Young Miss!

Were you wearing that ring again?

What is it?

You have a visitor.

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What brings you here, Young Master?

Young Miss Da Yeon. I must apologize.

What... do you mean?

About the jade ring that Gyeon Hee gave you...

Do you mean the gift you gave me?

I was actually thinking of how I should repay you for such a valuable gift.

Um, I think that there must have been a misunderstanding.

What do you mean, a misunderstanding?

I must have it back.

Unfortunately, I do not have it right now.

What do you mean, you don't have it?

I left it with a jadesmith to have it cleaned.

If you tell me the name of the jadesmith, I will go get it myself.

I haven't yet told you that I would return it to you, though.

Miss Da Yeon.

I will meet you in two days at the Sky Lantern Festival.

I will tell you then whether or not I will return it to you.

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Congratulations, Minister.

Nobody in Joseon can match your archery skills.

It's all because you led us well, Your Majesty.

You're being too humble.

I'd like to learn a thing or two from you, Minister. Tell me your secrets.

It's nothing too special, truly. The devil is in the details.

You must not let even a small movement escape your notice.

That's all there is to it, Your Majesty.

Small movements, eh?

You mustn't. Don't even think about setting foot outside the palace!

Have you forgotten what His Majesty said before he went on his hunting trip?

But Father is returning tomorrow.

I am looking for your jade ring, Your Highness.

Oh, fine!

Hey, put this away. Actually, just burn it.

Princess!

I brought the snacks that you love so much--

- Your Highness? - Your Highness!

Your Highness! Your--