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Oh, I'm finally here.
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Oh, this has been my dream
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ever since I saw "An American in Paris."
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For me, it was "Am�lie."
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I made my mom give me that haircut.
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Happy Valentine's Day, mon cheri.
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Ah, gay Paree.
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See, I told you it would be Claire.
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- I had my money on Jay.
- Sorry, ladies,
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I'm in too good a mood.
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It's no big deal.
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I'm getting a lifetime achievement award
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at this year's Expo
Internationale du Closet.
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Why don't they translate the last word?
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I'm sure they have a word for closet.
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They're French.
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Maybe they went on strike
before they got to the end.
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Monsieur Pritchett,
welcome to the Crowne Plaza.
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I am Bernard Busse,
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president of the
International Closet Guild.
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Mwah!
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- Mwah!
- Oh, God. He made the sound.
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And this woman needs no introduction.
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You are just as beautiful
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as Jay described in his e-mail.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella.
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Oh, no, no. This is my wife, Gloria.
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I-I put you in the e-mail,
but then it was too long.
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Well, I hope to see you both
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at the cocktail reception in an hour.
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� bient�t.
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Adi�s.
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'Cause that's what we need.
A third language.
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We have an hour.
We should go sightseeing.
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- Maybe check out Notre Dame.
- No, thank you.
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I saw it back in the day,
before it was a shell of itself.
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Seeing it again would only depress me.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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That's why I can't shop at Sears.
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Manny, why don't you go and check us in
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since you disgraced this family
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by learning French instead of Spanish.
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And get that room that they promised me.
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Apparently some earl once slept there.
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We're so proud of you, Dad.
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Thanks. I only wish my old
man could be here to see this.
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You know, it's funny.
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He stormed the beaches of Normandy,
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and I'm getting a closet award.
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We keep topping each other.
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Who knows what Joe will do?
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Hey, w-what are you doing now?
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Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day,
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so I think I'm gonna enjoy
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the most romantic city in
the world with my husband.
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- Mm.
- Oh. Sorry.
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Phil can't come to Paris
because he has to work.
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It stinks, but I am still
gonna have so much fun
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visiting all my favorite places
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from the semester I
spent there in college.
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Real-estate emergency.
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Um, broker/client confidentiality
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fobids me from discussing it.
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The stuff I've seen...
you do not want to know.
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Correct.
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Look, if you want,
and you don't feel too awkward
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about being a third wheel, maybe...
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Ugh! Pity invite from Mitchell?
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How the tables have turned.
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No, merci.
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I'm gonna go find my favorite caf�,
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have a glass of wine, and try
not to be sad that I'm all alone.
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Okay, great. Have fun.
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Bye.
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Ooh-la-la.
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Modern Family S11E13
Paris
Original Air Date on Feb 12, 2020
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You know, I heard the bread here
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is healthier than the
kind we have back home.
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Well, how is that possible?
Bread is bread.
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You would think,
but it's actually the way
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that the grain is, um...
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No, no, it's...
It's the way that the... the ovens...
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Okay, look, I'm gonna have a
lot of bread while we're here.
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I need it to be okay.
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I am so sorry.
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I think I'm jet-lagged.
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You know what? I might take a nap
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while you go out and... explore.
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Ooh! Oh.
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What was that? W-Why did your bag honk?
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I think that was a phone.
You know, that's how they ring here.
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Will somebody answer that? Hmm? Hmm?
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Don't be mad.
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Fizbo?
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My sweaters were too bulky to pack,
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but Fizbo made the cut?
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Oh, come on.
You know it's always been my dream to...
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to bring the magic of Fizbo
to the streets of Paris.
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You're not jet-lagged.
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You were gonna sneak
out and go clown around.
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You know that's not how we say it.
It's "clown about."
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I-I can't believe you lied to me.
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Well, I can't believe I had to.
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You know, most clowns have
spouses that are supportive.
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I'm not convinced
most clowns have spouses.
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Claire was about to meet
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Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude.
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The plan was simple enough.
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All I did was create
a fake work emergency
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and wait for Claire
at her favorite caf�.
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Welcome to France.
What is the purpose of your visit?
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L'amour.
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Just answer the question, sir!
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Oh, I'm s-so sorry.
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Um, business...
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of l'amour.
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It helps to add a little sugar...
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Claude.
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Oh. Thank you, but th...
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this is, uh, not my real name.
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It's my romantic alter ego.
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I'm surprising my wife.
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Not bad.
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For an American.
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Oh, really? You can do better?
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Many years ago,
I met a woman in this very caf�.
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We had a brief but passionate affair,
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spending our days exploring Paris
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and our nights...
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exploring each other.
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Mm.
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Well, I-I once took a woman
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to both Disneyland and
Knott's Berry Farm.
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In the same day.
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On the day we parted...
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we promised to meet here
on this Valentine's Day
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to rekindle our love.
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Who knows?
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The chances of her even remembering...
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Oh, mon dieu.
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- Claire!
- Claire!
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Mmm.
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Bonjour.
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Hello.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
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"Sorry"?
H-How did you know I speak English?
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Have a nice visit.
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Excusez-moi.
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Um... ou se trouve, um...
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What are you looking for?
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Mona Lisa? McDonald's?
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Both are that way.
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Heads up,
the portions here are normal-size.
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H-How did you know I'm American?
Is my accent that bad?
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We're dressed the same.
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There's no reason to attack me.
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Hey. Where's Jay?
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I think he's nervous.
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He has changed his outfit three times.
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If this is what it's like to be
married to me, it's no picnic.
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We have a problem.
I have to show you something. Come here.
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Burl Saunders!
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Close. Earl Chambers.
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Jay isn't getting the award.
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He's accepting it on behalf
of his ex-partner, Earl.
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What?
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How?
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When the Expo called,
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Manny talked to them
because he speaks French.
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At least, he thought he did.
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In my defense,
the French word for "hotel room"
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sounds a lot like "chamber."
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Oh, oui, oui.
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They said you're putting
you up in the royal suite.
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It used to be some earl's chamber.
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That's closet people for you...
class all the way!
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Ah. He's here. What do we do?
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Nothing. Tell him the truth.
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Jay's a grown man. He can handle it.
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Okay, but if he goes for my throat,
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be ready to dial neuf, un, un.
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That language.
It's like a bunch of horses talking.
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Look at this place. Everybody's here.
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Heinrich Muler of Berlin Closet-stadt,
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Susan Sadaki from Tokyo
Closets and Canned Whale Meat.
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It's a regular who's who.
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Yeah, even when you say all their names.
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You know, I gotta tell you,
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this award couldn't have
come at a better time.
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With my closet company gone,
sometimes it feels like
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I don't have anything to
show for a lifetime of work,
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like it didn't matter.
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But now I know it did.
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Yes.
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Wait here.
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I'll be right back.
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New plan... I'm getting him out of here,
keeping him busy.
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You go and talk to the closet people.
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Make them give him an award.
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Any kind of award.
He won't know the difference.
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- How?
- Bribe them.
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Blackmail them. Seduce them.
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Have I taught you nothing?
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Phil?
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- Claire.
- Claire?
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Guy? Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
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Claire, you know this Guy?
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Well, um... I used to.
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What are you both doing here?
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I came to surprise you
on Valentine's Day.
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You know the guy on the plane
with all the face bandages?
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- That was me.
- Oh.
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Claire, do you not remember
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asking me to meet you here in this caf�
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exactly 30 years after we parted?
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Vaguely.
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I-I-I was crazy to think
this could work out.
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Of course a woman as
magnificent as you is married.
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I don't want to interfere
with your day of romance.
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I will wander our old haunts alone
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and return to my hotel
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in the ghostly embrace of our memories.
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- Adieu, Claire.
- Okay, cool. Bye.
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- Yeah.
- Let's go.
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- Alright, big day. Lots of plans.
- Mm.
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First things first,
getting into character.
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Oh.
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Claude Bixby,
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mustard magnate with a flair for...
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Uh, Phil... Claude...
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I-I love that you're doing all of this,
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but doesn't some tiny part of you
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feel guilty for ditching Guy?
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I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years.
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We could invite him for a glass of wine.
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Fine.
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But I'm warning you,
if he gets out of line,
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- Claude knows karate.
- Mm.
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And Krav Maga.
He's Jewish on his mother's side.
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Ooh.
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Let's go this way, to the museum.
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Are you sure? I think they're
expecting me back inside.
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Make them wait.
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Why do you think the brides
arrive after everyone else?
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You're the bride.
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Yeah, I'm the bride.
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- Alright, let's...
- No, no, no.
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You know what? It's this side.
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- So, tomorrow...
- No, no!
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You know what? I'm sorry. It's this way.
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- Are you kidding me?!
- What?!
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How beautiful!
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Bonjour.
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B-Bonjour.
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Bonjour.
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Hunh-hunh.
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00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:43,625
Oh.
260
00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:44,760
Pardon. Excusez-moi.
261
00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,195
Hunh-hunh!
262
00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:52,301
- Bonjour.
- Ooh.
263
00:09:52,403 --> 00:09:54,369
- Une table pour un, monsieur?
- Uh, ehh.
264
00:10:00,277 --> 00:10:01,776
Oh, Claire, remember that time
265
00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:04,012
when we snuck into the
cellar of that wine bar?
266
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,815
Oh, God, we were so crazy and so young!
267
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,316
Not anymore.
What's that, Grandma?
268
00:10:08,418 --> 00:10:09,419
She's a grandma now.
269
00:10:10,064 --> 00:10:12,320
Oh! Well, there's nothing more beautiful
270
00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:14,422
than a life creating life,
which in turn...
271
00:10:14,491 --> 00:10:15,723
Creates more life.
272
00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:19,427
Well, uh...
Claire and I should get going.
273
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:20,961
I was hoping to get up to Sacre Coeur
274
00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,329
to get a view of the whole city.
275
00:10:22,432 --> 00:10:23,531
No need.
276
00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:26,033
I have a rooftop garden
suite at The Peninsula.
277
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,334
It's the best view in town.
278
00:10:27,403 --> 00:10:29,136
How perfect is this?
279
00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:31,806
Frustratingly!
280
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,441
Alright. Here we go.
281
00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,743
Let's see here.
282
00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:37,911
Oh.
283
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,179
Bonjour.
284
00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:41,548
In a few minutes, I'm going
to be performing in the square.
285
00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:44,051
Je m'appelle Fizbo.
286
00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:48,455
Lui, c'est Fizbeau.
287
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,424
- What?
- He is Fizbeau!
288
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,326
Fizbeau, okay?
289
00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:04,470
Guy, this suite is so beautiful.
290
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,172
I think the last time we were in Paris,
291
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,241
we had a franc between the two of us.
292
00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:10,577
Oh, God! Who's Frank?
293
00:11:10,645 --> 00:11:12,812
I've been lucky in business,
294
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,447
less so in love.
295
00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:17,616
I guess it's turned
me into a workaholic.
296
00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:21,587
I must be in the office
10, 12 hours a week.
297
00:11:21,656 --> 00:11:23,122
Shall we have some champagne?
298
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,256
Uh, no, thank you.
299
00:11:24,325 --> 00:11:25,858
I'm not really in the
mood for champagne.
300
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,360
Lucky for us,
because there are only two glasses.
301
00:11:28,723 --> 00:11:31,997
- Ah.
- Allow me to make a toast.
302
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,766
- To Phil.
- Aw.
303
00:11:34,835 --> 00:11:36,601
For allowing me to spend a bit more time
304
00:11:36,704 --> 00:11:38,503
with the most generous
lover I've ever...
305
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,672
Okay! I see what you're doing here.
306
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,642
The champagne, the hotel suite,
that carousel ride.
307
00:11:43,677 --> 00:11:46,678
You two stopped laughing
every time I circled around.
308
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,898
I'm sorry, buddy,
but it's not gonna happen.
309
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:52,000
Phil's right. I'm a married woman.
310
00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:54,436
There will be no romance on this trip.
311
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:56,538
I'm sorry. I've been a fool.
312
00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:59,808
I guess I let myself indulge in
a fantasy more than I should.
313
00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:04,378
Please, let us all pretend this...
314
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,613
never happened.
315
00:12:05,715 --> 00:12:06,881
Wait.
316
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,816
Was that Poulanc's misdirect?
317
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,384
Indeed.
318
00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:11,385
Oh.
319
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,887
A fellow prestidigitator?
320
00:12:12,956 --> 00:12:13,965
Yes!
321
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,957
Put her there.
322
00:12:17,227 --> 00:12:18,426
Your watch, sir?
323
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:19,827
- Looking for this?
- What?!
324
00:12:19,929 --> 00:12:21,028
Oh, no way!
325
00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:22,763
We should bounce.
326
00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:25,033
Tell me you're going to
visit Le Mus�e des Magiciens
327
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:25,483
while you're here.
328
00:12:25,585 --> 00:12:26,650
- Ohh.
- The Museum of Magicians?
329
00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:27,952
I'm dying to go, but they're closed
330
00:12:28,054 --> 00:12:29,286
Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays...
331
00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:31,016
and Mondays and Wednesdays.
332
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,689
Not if you know the owner.
333
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,224
I can get us a private tour.
334
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,293
Sweet! Claire, what do you say?
335
00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,661
We can pretend to saw you in half.
336
00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:38,950
Or just do it.
337
00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:42,532
Hello. Hi. Hi. Excuse me.
338
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:43,834
Why are you dressed like that?
339
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,268
Imposteur!
340
00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:46,536
Tu es un imposteur!
341
00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:48,305
You're... You're the imposteur...
342
00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:50,207
if that word means
what I think it means.
343
00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:51,334
He'd stolen Fizbo.
344
00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:52,676
The whimsically mismatched plaids,
345
00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,177
my trademark bold splash of pink,
346
00:12:54,246 --> 00:12:55,479
my blue lip!
347
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:58,331
He'd clearly seen one of
my online clown tutorials!
348
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,333
Hey, guys. Fizbo again.
349
00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:02,369
Just remember when you're
applying your rouge to go easy.
350
00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:03,937
You're an Auguste clown, not a tramp.
351
00:13:05,107 --> 00:13:06,742
You know what? Give me the jacket.
352
00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:07,807
Oh! I...
353
00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:09,245
I should've seen that coming.
354
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,744
Donne moi ce mouchoir!
355
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:16,832
- Touch�, monsieur!
- You know what? Give me my wig.
356
00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:19,135
And that's when it hit me.
357
00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:20,365
Ooh!
358
00:13:21,272 --> 00:13:22,805
"The Clowns of Europe."
359
00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:24,740
I got this when I was a teenager.
360
00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,842
It was my "Sergeant Pepper's."
361
00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:29,244
Clown after clown pushing the envelope,
362
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:31,013
including Fizbeau.
363
00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:33,515
B-E-A-U!
364
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,517
Here, I thought I'd come up
with the idea, but he was right.
365
00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,419
I was the imposteur.
366
00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:38,587
If that's the word.
367
00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,089
For my high school language requirement,
368
00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:41,523
I took auction-calling.
369
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,663
Isn't Napoleon's tomb spectacular?
370
00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:51,683
Just so you know, when I go,
I-I don't need all this.
371
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,387
Look. That's Manny over there.
372
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:56,621
No, no.
373
00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:58,123
I'll go get him.
374
00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:02,828
How did it go?
375
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,729
Are they giving Jay an award?
376
00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:07,299
No. They said it would set
a very dangerous precedent.
377
00:14:07,401 --> 00:14:08,600
And in perfect English.
378
00:14:08,702 --> 00:14:10,035
Turns out this whole misunderstanding
379
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,303
was completely avoidable.
380
00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:12,838
We need to figure out something.
381
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,673
Jay can never find out
382
00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:17,542
that Earl got an award instead of him.
383
00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:20,011
Wow.
384
00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:21,146
Look at this place.
385
00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:23,648
The craftsmanship, the architecture.
386
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,917
They say the domed ceiling
acts as a whisper chamber.
387
00:14:26,019 --> 00:14:28,019
What does "whisper chamber" mean?
388
00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:30,522
It means I heard
everything you just said.
389
00:14:30,624 --> 00:14:32,390
I have to turn my TV up to 40,
390
00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:34,025
but that was loud and clear!
391
00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:41,032
Ah.
392
00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:42,800
Hunh-hunh.
393
00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:43,912
Mm-hmm. Mm.
394
00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:46,604
- Ah.
- Merci.
395
00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:47,805
Oh.
396
00:14:47,874 --> 00:14:49,207
It was easy to fit in.
397
00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:52,110
All I had to do was look good
and have a lot of attitude.
398
00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:54,012
Paris was just like one big gay bar.
399
00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:56,147
- Et voilà.
- Ah.
400
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,385
Votre pigeon, monsieur.
401
00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:01,753
"Pigeon"?
402
00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:03,021
Notre sp�cialit�.
403
00:15:03,089 --> 00:15:04,155
- Ah.
- Bon app�tit.
404
00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:05,623
Yah.
405
00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:08,960
Yaaaaah.
406
00:15:16,936 --> 00:15:18,135
No. I can't... I can't do it.
407
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:19,670
I can't do it. I'm not French.
408
00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,305
And I-I'm not eating that.
409
00:15:21,374 --> 00:15:23,674
This scarf is driving me crazy!
410
00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:25,876
E-Excusez-moi...
411
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:26,977
Cheeseburger, that way.
412
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,412
Cool. Thanks, man!
413
00:15:30,716 --> 00:15:32,016
Wow.
414
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,485
It's amazing how much magic
they got out of those old wands.
415
00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:37,054
Today, magicians have it so easy,
you know?
416
00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:38,322
Oh, yeah.
417
00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:41,291
Well, this basically feels
like a natural breaking point,
418
00:15:41,394 --> 00:15:42,526
for me, at least.
419
00:15:42,595 --> 00:15:45,161
Uh, Phil and I should
probably... you know?
420
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,613
If you must, but our tickets
421
00:15:46,682 --> 00:15:48,915
also get us to Le Mus�e des Automates.
422
00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:51,151
They're like robots, but very primitive.
423
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,853
They basically do nothing.
424
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,755
Um, like the one I built
out of old mufflers?
425
00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:56,796
Can we, Claire?
426
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,225
Oh, yes, can we, Claire?
427
00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:00,817
Excuse me.
428
00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:02,262
Hey, Gloria. What's up?
429
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,496
I have a problem.
430
00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:04,557
Yeah, so do I.
431
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:05,932
Apparently, I'm into nerds.
432
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,267
It's Jay.
433
00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:08,902
He's not getting that award.
434
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,303
What?!
435
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:11,938
It was some kind of mistake,
436
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,173
he found out, and now we can't find him.
437
00:16:14,242 --> 00:16:16,275
Oh, my God. Okay, I-I'll be right there.
438
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:17,877
Are you sure it's okay?
439
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:20,113
Uh, yeah, it's more than okay.
440
00:16:23,419 --> 00:16:24,951
Hey.
441
00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:26,785
Hey.
442
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,187
H-How did you find me?
443
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,155
Well, you're pretty easy to spot.
444
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,291
Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay?
445
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,527
If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo.
446
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,362
I can never be Fizbo again.
447
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,897
Fizbo is dead.
448
00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:40,165
Oh, you're a moving target.
449
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,568
Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today,
450
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,269
and he squirted me in
the face with water
451
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,571
and hit me in the head with a book.
452
00:16:45,573 --> 00:16:46,582
What?!
453
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,657
See, here, I thought I had created
454
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,858
this special, unique thing,
455
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,728
but I'm the one that's
been a fraud all this time!
456
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,097
I'm throwing the suit in the river!
457
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:56,398
Wait.
458
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,533
That's littering.
There's a trash can right over here.
459
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,318
Wait!
460
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,086
Look, I-I gotta say, um...
461
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,389
I don't...
I don't think you stole anything.
462
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,623
What do you mean?
463
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,625
Well, you said he hit you
in the head with a book.
464
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,994
I mean,
I thought Fizbo was all about joy.
465
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,297
He is. He's the embodiment
of childlike innocence.
466
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:13,398
Exactly.
467
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,967
Fizbo would never resort to violence.
468
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,203
This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me.
469
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,471
Well, he sure looked like him.
470
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,106
Fizbo's more than just
a-a pair of big shoes
471
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,609
and an... un-sexy jacket.
472
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,910
He... He's an idea.
473
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,879
If I've learned anything today,
474
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,981
it's that clothes do not make the man...
475
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,315
or the clown.
476
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:34,151
And you are the real Fizbo.
477
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:37,321
- You mean it?
- I know.
478
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,522
Now, come on.
479
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,558
Let's enjoy Paris. It's Valentine's Day.
480
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:42,760
Mwah.
481
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:43,967
Come on.
482
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,896
Where did you get this crazy get-up?
483
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,498
People are gonna stare.
484
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,903
So... what was your favorite
part of the robot museum?
485
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,171
Oh, man.
486
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,639
I can't decide. You go first.
487
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,907
No, you'll just copy me.
488
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,742
I do that.
489
00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:02,279
Well, let's, uh,
let's just say it at the same time.
490
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,280
On three.
491
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,815
One, two, three.
492
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,783
The mechanical monkey band.
493
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,858
- Le jinx!
- Jinx!
494
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,686
Double jinx.
495
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,055
Ohhhh.
496
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:13,523
Pour vous deux.
497
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,259
O-Oh, my God. It's a painting!
498
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,494
Of us!
499
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,795
Merci.
500
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,997
- Merci beaucoup.
- Merci.
501
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:23,600
Is my... hand on yours?
502
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,469
Yeah, but I-I don't...
think we did that.
503
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:32,191
Well, um, I better...
better go find Claire.
504
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,660
Of course. Yes.
505
00:18:33,728 --> 00:18:35,295
Okay. W-Weird. I guess this is goodbye.
506
00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:36,963
You... You should have this.
507
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,665
Keep it.
508
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:41,000
You'll give it to me in 30 years.
509
00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:42,590
In our caf�.
510
00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:44,170
I'll be there.
511
00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:48,908
Au revoir... Guy.
512
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,883
Hey.
513
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,451
I talked to Gloria.
514
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,186
Thought I might find you here.
515
00:19:01,669 --> 00:19:05,224
It's a shame, Notre Dame.
516
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:06,792
The fire.
517
00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:07,926
Yeah.
518
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,362
It used to be so
impressive back in its day.
519
00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:13,131
It's still pretty impressive.
520
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:16,134
Just a shell of its former self.
521
00:19:16,203 --> 00:19:18,203
Best days are behind it.
522
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:21,840
It'll never be the same.
523
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:27,746
It's taken some hits,
but it's still standing,
524
00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:30,163
and that's... that's grit.
525
00:19:30,198 --> 00:19:32,350
That's what inspires people.
526
00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:34,319
That's what inspires me.
527
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,255
It's so embarrassing.
528
00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:38,923
The whole reason the family's here
529
00:19:38,992 --> 00:19:40,525
is to see me get that damn award.
530
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:41,693
Oh, Dad!
531
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,328
You and I are the only
ones in this family
532
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,229
who care about closets.
533
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:47,598
We're here because we love you.
534
00:19:48,252 --> 00:19:51,102
Come on. Let's go
get ready for that dinner.
535
00:19:56,742 --> 00:20:00,711
45 years is a long time
to spend in one industry,
536
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,646
and I've accomplished a lot.
537
00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:04,615
The whisper hinge brought serenity
538
00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,116
to the American bedroom.
539
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:10,187
My glow knobs revolutionized
getting dressed in the dark.
540
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,856
And I led the charge
541
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:15,092
to standardize the angle of shoe racks.
542
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:18,929
But the thing that I'm...
that I'm proudest of...
543
00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:20,097
is my family.
544
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:23,968
Thank you for being here.
545
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,736
I love you all.
546
00:20:27,707 --> 00:20:29,807
You're my lifetime achievement award.
547
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:32,042
- Oh! Thanks, Dad.
- That's so sweet.
548
00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:33,177
We love you, too.
549
00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:34,311
We love you, Jay.
550
00:20:34,313 --> 00:20:35,513
Claire Pritchett?
551
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:37,982
Jean-Luc?!
552
00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:43,087
I had a lot of fun here in college.
553
00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:44,288
What are you doing here?
554
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,023
Um... how are you?
555
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,909
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556
00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:36,438
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