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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,955 Excelsa film and Tot� 2 00:00:16,155 --> 00:00:18,255 are pleased to present 3 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:20,855 a performance of 4 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:22,955 MISERY and NOBILITY 5 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,555 Don Artu', is it true that this is Scarpetta's best comedy? 6 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,514 Donna Margheri', any time that Scarpetta writes a comedy... 7 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,592 they say it's the best! And since this is the last one... 8 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,798 Do you know the actors? - It's all here in the programme. Let's read it. 9 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,791 How many people! Too many, maybe? Let's hope it's funny! 10 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:40,192 Donna Margheri'...! Keep quiet, they're about to begin! 11 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,917 They rang the doorbell! - So, why didn't you open?! 12 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,794 Because I'm not your servant! And by the way they rang.. 13 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,155 I guessed it's someone looking for you. 14 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:30,512 We are not expecting anyone, so we are not going to open the door! 15 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,713 No, dear Concetta, I understand too well that it's very difficult.. 16 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,515 for two families to share this scrumptious apartment.. 17 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,639 and that you ladies have all rights to quarrel anytime you wish,.. 18 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,395 but the door needs to be opened. It could even be the good fortune.. 19 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,472 that comes knocking. If she finds the door locked.. 20 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:54,076 she gets mad and leaves. Now I'll go myself, alright? Myself! 21 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,952 You're lucky that my dumb husband is obsessed with luck,.. 22 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,231 but you're kidding if you expect me to open the door! 23 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,675 Mah! 24 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,957 Pasqualino? - Eh? 25 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:10,517 Who was at the door? - No one. Feli', then you had heard the bell! 26 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,593 So what? It's for you from the bottom floor to open, or not? 27 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,750 When they'll knock at the attic, then I'll open! 28 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,400 This charade about opening the door must come to an end! 29 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,431 People knock first and then leave! 30 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:26,690 Tell me, Pasquale...would you expect them to leave first, and then knock?! 31 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,278 It's so obvious! - But it might be a customer.. 32 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,669 somebody looking for you to have a letter written.. 33 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,309 or looking for me to have a photograph taken. You never know! 34 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,559 Pasquale, dear, I do know! I do! No one will look for us! 35 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:46,157 Not even the cops, I tell you. I know! 36 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,676 Unfortunately, our jobs are out of fashion.. 37 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:54,996 People learned how to write...who would need to have a letter written?! 38 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,669 Eh, but the photographs! 39 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,669 - Photographs, worse than ever! 40 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:02,389 People go to real photographers today, don't you think? 41 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,434 We should change our jobs. - I was born to be a photographer! 42 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,149 That was your mistake! You shouldn't have been born! 43 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,034 Forgive me for being born, uh? What can you do...now you're here. 44 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,755 Pupe'! 45 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,077 Pupe', are you eating? - But dad, I'm hungry! 46 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,438 In such a poor house, you dare to wake hungry? 47 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,315 Pasqua'! She didn't wake up hungry, she went to sleep hungry! 48 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,912 But she shouldn't eat in secret without treating the father to a bite. 49 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,476 Dad, it's a piece of onion. - Onion! - Right. 50 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:42,310 A girl like you...eating this stuff? You should eat rose petals! 51 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,877 Give it here! Onion! This stuff is good for porters... and photographers. 52 00:04:46,977 --> 00:04:50,556 Where's the water? One hardly gets some, and it's finished already! 53 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,392 Don't look at me. I don't wash myself. 54 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:56,115 And I, instead, wash up sometimes. Because I'm a man of letters... 55 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,869 I'm a clean person. Slobs, I can't digest them. 56 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,635 Speaking of digestion, before you leave, leave me some money. 57 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,917 Why, is the bicarbonate finished? You need to digest? Stomach problems? 58 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,630 Don't change the subject. I don't want to digest, I want to do some shopping. 59 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,588 It's only fair! And, as you see, I'm about to get out to get,... 60 00:05:15,588 --> 00:05:19,235 to work, earn some money, bring it home, and buy what's needed. 61 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,751 I know you! As soon as you earn a penny, you eat it up with other women. 62 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,509 Me?! Pasquale, I eat it up with women? And he knows! 63 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,990 Yes, it happened, but so many years ago. 64 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,272 Now, you're trying to tell me that it's many years that you don't look at women? 65 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,278 No, no Luisella! We live on misunderstandings here. 66 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:43,077 I meant to say: it's been years since I could afford a nice meal. And he knows! 67 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:47,916 Alright, but remember that if I find you speaking to that Piedmontese woman... 68 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,192 Piedmontese? What Piedmontese? Pasqua', have I been in Piedmont? - Never! 69 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,714 Did I ever move from Naples? - Never! - And he knows! 70 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,917 I'm talking about the dressmaker at the floor below. 71 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,680 The dressmaker? - Eh! - The floor below? - Yes. - A woman! 72 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,870 Pasqua', below us there's a woman. 73 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,077 There's a woman? - I don't know, look well. What woman? 74 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,954 As you wish! But remember that you mustn't fall for women! 75 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:15,399 Me, if I fall, I fall dead from hunger! Clear? And he knows! - I know it all! 76 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,114 Peppine'! - Where is he? Ah! Let's go! - Let's go! 77 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,471 Pasqua'!Remember that this poor daughter of yours didn't dine last night. 78 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,990 This poor husband of yours didn't either! I'm getting out just for that! 79 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,117 Let's go! - Let's go! - Au revoir, my femmes! 80 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,193 Let's hope that today will be better than yesterday. - Mah! 81 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,599 And the soldier who came to have his letters written? - Discharged! 82 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:39,910 Mah! 83 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,695 Don Gioacchino, our respects. - Tell me Gaetano, those people at the 3rd floor... 84 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,073 Yes. 85 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,677 Dad! - What? 86 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,678 The landlord! - The landlord? - Don Gioacchino? 87 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,352 By Jove! Every man for himself! 88 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,391 No, no Feli', here! - Where? - Here! 89 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,358 It's open...- Here! Here! Go! - Yes! 90 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,708 Come! Come! 91 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,392 Boby! Boby! 92 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,156 Boby, come here you stupid naughty one! 93 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,910 Always run away, eh? Shame! Always under the bed. Come here! 94 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:24,031 Oh! Rascal of rascals! I won't do you anything! 95 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,359 I won't do you anything! Come out! Don't run away, come on! 96 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,439 You're mischievous. I can't stand it anymore! 97 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,556 But, don't run away! Boby! 98 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,875 Boby...Oh! Excuse me. I was just looking for my dog. 99 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,468 And you found us. - He he! - You must excuse us, madam,.. 100 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,199 we dared getting in just to play hide and seek. 101 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,033 Yes, to amuse the boy. - But I'm too naked! 102 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,554 No, no! Quite the contrary! By all means! Too little! 103 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,629 It's quite alright! - Right Pasqua'? 104 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,156 It's the Piedmontese lady? - Right, the Piedmontese lady. The one below us. 105 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,753 At home we always talk about her! - Oh, yes? 106 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,877 My wife is just nuts for you! Eh, Pasqua'? - Sure! 107 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,959 How nice, the lady! Don Felice, I meant to ask you a favor. 108 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,556 Tell me. - You still work under the San Carlo arcades? 109 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,439 Don't worry! If you need, I can come and work here. - Sure he does! 110 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,597 Oh, no, no! I just wanted to know if the Gala show in honor.. 111 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,399 of the Persian Shah will or will not take place tomorrow. 112 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,636 I believe it will. It will, it will. 113 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,792 Because the Neapolitan ladies are driving me crazy. 114 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,919 They all want their hats by tomorrow, and I worked all night long. 115 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,913 I didn't sleep a wink...I'm dead beat! 116 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:33,392 So, as soon as they put up the poster, will you come and tell me? -Sure enough! 117 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:38,196 If Felice won't come, I will! - The lady gave the task to me,.. 118 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:42,478 and I'll come and tell her. - Thank you. You're such a nice man! 119 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,078 Am pias tant, tant, tant! I like him really much! 120 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,758 The lady likes the tam-tam. 121 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,959 No. She likes you so, so, so much! - Ah, I...Don't look! Don't look! 122 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,516 But I was looking at the marmalade! - Rightly that one, I mean! 123 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,593 I can look at her, can I? - I understand you, she looks good, eh? 124 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,358 The jam? - Also! 125 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,272 Please. - Be my guest. 126 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,956 It's no use, at this time of the day I've got to eat. - Really? 127 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,829 You understand, Pasquale? She, at this time, has got to eat! - She...! 128 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,194 Eventually I'm not hungry, but it's such a habit that I've got to eat anyway. 129 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,153 We, instead, at any time... - Never. - Never. 130 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,909 And then, I'm not used to your food yet. 131 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,753 To our food? - And just how can you get used to it!? 132 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,589 We aren't used to it either! - I meant, the Neapolitan food. 133 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,952 Yes, the Neapolitan one... - Here in Naples, you use olive oil everywhere.. 134 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,192 whereas we, up north, do everything with butter. 135 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,679 Everything with butter. - Yes? - Yes. 136 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,318 You do everything with butter? - Everything! 137 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,949 We use oil instead. - Yes. We consume gallons of oil! 138 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,953 We even put it in the salad. 139 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,031 Our stains, we make them with oil. - Really? 140 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,355 See? These are oil stains. 141 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,829 Whereas they, the stains... - ..with butter. 142 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:55,674 Well, not to this point, but surely we consume lots of it. 143 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,434 We even put butter in milk and coffee. 144 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,478 Oh no! We, in milk and coffee, don't put anything. 145 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,831 Neither milk, nor coffee! - Oh, Lord! They don't put anything! 146 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,878 Let's change the subject... - Why, don't you like milk and coffee? 147 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,633 Yes, but... - Would you prefer a cup of chocolate? 148 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,149 Uh? With brioche, pastry... - I beg you! 149 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,232 How many times did I tell you not to touch other people's stuff? 150 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,518 Oh no! Let him be! What do you expect? He's a child, no? 151 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:24,275 Well, but there are grown-ups too! - Oh no. Here, dear. 152 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,949 Thank you! Dad, I'm going to see if Don Gioacchino is still outside. 153 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,671 Go, little one. May an indigestion catch you! Greedy! 154 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,753 Excuse him. - For goodness sake! Kids, when they see the marmalade, you know... 155 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,799 Then they grow up, they become men, and they can't see it anymore. 156 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,195 Actually, we do not see any...anymore. 157 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,515 Why do you always hide under the bed? 158 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:50,156 You musten't, you know? Now be good, neh? 159 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,277 Don Felice! - Tell me! - Don't forget that poster! 160 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,079 Leave it to me. As soon as I'll see the poster of... 161 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,229 Thank you. - He he... 162 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,153 Ahi! - What happened? - A mosquito. 163 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,791 It bit me. It bit me... a big mosquito. 164 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,394 How sorry I am! - Gi..give me back my nail. 165 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,438 I too am sorry...a terrible bite. They cause malaria. 166 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,674 Alright, it means that when you shall drink, I will drink too,.. 167 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,789 but today I won't go get the water! - If you think I will, you've had it! 168 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,429 Mom! Donna Luise'! There's the landlord, Don Gioacchino, coming up. 169 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,192 I'm going to get the water! - No, I'm going! 170 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,077 I'm going! - I'm going! - Let go! - Be quiet! 171 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,428 Let go! 172 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,875 Good morning, donna Luisella. - Good morning, Don Gioacchino. 173 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:38,273 Is your husband in? - No, but there's donna Concetta, speak with her! 174 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:51,199 Remember don Felice, I'm always alone. When you want to come and see me.. 175 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,757 I'll always be pleased. - The pleasure is mine. I'll come definitely 176 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,832 If Felice can't come, I will. - There! 177 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:02,516 Eh, no, Pasqua'! The lady is for me to visit! 178 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,837 And eventually I'll come too! So we make a nice party! 179 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,518 Again! Once more! 180 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,792 And you have the guts to deny even! You piece of scoundrel! 181 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,791 Don't you come back home! 182 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,829 This is the gratitude for all the sacrifices I've done for him. 183 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,593 Don Gaeta', you must believe me, I was a lady,.. 184 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:42,097 but if it goes on this way, I take my stuff and go back to my mom. 185 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,227 You'd be right. 186 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,918 Donna Luise', my beauty. - Eh? 187 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,798 Please, would you do me a very small favor? 188 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,879 What do you want? - Well, you know, I'm in love with that angel of Pupella.. 189 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,871 so, you should tell her, please... 190 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,635 You tell her, please! 'Cause, I'm not into this kind of job! 191 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,438 As you wish, my beauty. 192 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,752 I'm in credit for 5 months rent, this is the last time I come here! 193 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,355 And we couldn't ask for better. - I'll sit here and I'll wait. 194 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:13,190 Excuse me, why do you always speak to my husband? Speak to Don Felice as well. 195 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,471 To both of them! And I won't move from here until they return! 196 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,912 The must pay me, or...first citation, then second citation,.. 197 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:25,039 then verdict and then seizure! 198 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:30,077 And what do I seize here? Look in what shape they are! 199 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,195 Pasqua'! 200 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,877 The matinee for the Persian Shah will be held, will be! 201 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,956 So we can go back to the Piedmontese! 202 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,349 Listen, Peppine'! 203 00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:01,475 As soon as you see the first client, run to the pizza parlor and order.. 204 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:05,195 a nice little pizza, the usual one. - Don't worry dad. 205 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,159 Stay, stay. Excellency, good morning. Good morning. 206 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,276 I'm going and order the pizza! - Tell me. 207 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,755 - An information, please. - Tell me, tell me. 208 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,673 The way to the railroad station, which way is it? 209 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,192 Peppinello! Peppinello! False alarm! 210 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,360 How? With so many people in Naples,.. 211 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,997 you come right here to ask me the way to the station? 212 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,279 Do you think I'm here just for fun? I can give you the information. 213 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,557 I can give it in writing! I can even draw you a map.. 214 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,553 but you got to pay for it! - But...for goodness sake! 215 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,835 I asked you an information, not a letter! 216 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,390 For goodness sake to you! Sucker of human blood! 217 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,993 Dad, what then? - My son, you see? 218 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,869 We got close! It takes patience, what do you want to do about it? 219 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,998 By Jove! This must be a client! Don't look! 220 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,836 He might not even stop, out of shyness. Here he is! 221 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,756 Dad, may I go? - Just a moment. 222 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,556 You do know where the station is?! - Yes. What's with the station? 223 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,312 I did came 'cuz gotta write me a letter! 224 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,998 A letter? Run! Go! 225 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,796 Well then... - A letter on paper! 226 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,872 Why, do they write'm on porcelain? - A good thing!! - So then,.. 227 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,313 are you uneducated? - Me? Yes. 228 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,433 Good! - Did you notice? - Hurrah for ignorance! They should all be like you! 229 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,835 And if you have children, don't send them to school! 230 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,593 I dunna have any. - Let them roll in ignorance! 231 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,717 I got a buddy nephew, and it's quite to him I gotta write! 232 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:36,072 Good. How old is he? - He's 45. - 45... 233 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,189 There! This will do just right! - And what's it that? 234 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,590 The letters, we write them beforehand, so, when the person arrives... 235 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,482 None! You don't know what I must write in there!? 236 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,239 So what? We save time. - And what, you know my business? 237 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,835 Excuse me, you told me that your nephew buddy is 45. 238 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,316 This one, I wrote it 3 years ago for a man of 42. 239 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,034 And this man is my buddy? - It's unimportant... 240 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,390 I dunno like. - It will suit alright. - No! 241 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,751 You want it from scratch? - Right from scratch. - Let's write it from scratch! 242 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,798 I was doing it for you. With this letter you would save money. 243 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,996 You want a new one, we'll make a new one. - Good. 244 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,076 That's what we're here for. Well then.. 245 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,189 would you dictate, please? - Write. - Yes. 246 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,429 Naples. 247 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,115 Eh! 248 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,475 Go on. 249 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,148 Naples, etcetera, etcetera...Yessir. 250 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,391 Dear Giuseppe buddy nephew. - Well, "Dear Giuseppe". 251 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,278 He's my buddy and my nephew. - OK. You want so...well. 252 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,509 Dear. - Dear. 253 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,035 - Giuseppe... - ...buddy nephew. - Buddy nephew. 254 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,680 Faster, faster! - Nephew. Yes...yes. 255 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,992 In Naples I'mma doing the life of the lord. 256 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,037 In Naples... - I'mma doing. 257 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,953 I'mma...I'mma, you'mma... It doesn't exist. 258 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,798 Don't you like I amma? - Ah!... I am! 259 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,711 Am! - I am! You make me write... 260 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,633 It's shorter! - You make me write "I'mma"! 261 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,070 Dear God! How can we do? How can we do? 262 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,315 Hey pal! 263 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,551 This suit, I bought it myself! 264 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,676 You're making it change of color. 265 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,956 It's always me who pays! - Good! It's always you that pays. Good! 266 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,631 Peppinello! Those pizzas, make it two! 267 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,717 At night I goes to the night-club. - Good! At night I ... 268 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,593 I goes to the night-club. - I goes...I go! 269 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,796 And I leave when it shoots. 270 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,317 When it shoots... but here it's shooting ink, pal. 271 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,273 When it shoots? Yes. They shoot the doors. 272 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,032 Ah! When it shuts! When it's over! It's over! 273 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,680 He says shoot! He says...shoot! 274 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,953 Shut! Shut! 275 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,870 And for this... - Tell me the whole thought! 276 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,672 And for this... - And for this... 277 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,469 send me some money... - send me some money... 278 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,480 because I don't even have the money to pay for the letter.. 279 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,699 to the scribe who's writing the present letter! 280 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:57,909 And then? - And then, put in my greetings, period. 281 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,633 What greetings, what greetings! - What is it? 282 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,991 What greetings! - What is it? - Away, you rascal, go away! 283 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,588 I can't throw you the ink-stand, because I need it! 284 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,073 Go away! - What the...? 285 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,909 Shoot! Goes! Shoot! I'mma! 286 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,513 Makes me waste my time! 287 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,591 Pizzas are ready, give me the money! 288 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,559 What money? What pizzas? I'm not hungry anymore. 289 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,359 I don't want to eat anymore. Come here. 290 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,394 Take this, go to the Chevalier and let's hope he will help us today as well. 291 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:34,948 It's up to Don Pasquale to pay the rent. Felice must maintain me and his son. 292 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:40,075 For what you care about that boy! You even let him go around without a shirt. 293 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,715 It's too much already. After all, he's not my son. 294 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,629 He's the son of the first wife. - You meant, the real wife! 295 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:53,039 Donna Conce', shut your mouth, or I'll get in trouble for you! 296 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:59,839 No! I'll get in trouble! - No, no, no, no, no, no. I will! 297 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,158 No! I will! - I will! 298 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,111 I! - I! - I! - I! 299 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,312 No! I am in trouble...renting you this house! 300 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,279 Mom, never mind! 301 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,473 OK, let's not mind! 302 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,002 Don Gioacchi',.. 303 00:19:18,002 --> 00:19:22,154 you know it! That's not Don Felice's wife. The real wife is not dead! 304 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,995 They're separated since 6 years! - Donna Conce', what do I care about this? 305 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,637 Mom, it's 2p.m. and dad is not here yet. Just when are we going to eat? 306 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:34,679 Dear child, what can I do? Surely I cannot ask.. 307 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,714 Don Gioacchino for a loan! - I'd like to see that! Nonsensical! 308 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,513 I'm going to pawn something again. - Good, mom. 309 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,871 I'm going to pawn your father's coat and a bed sheet. 310 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,799 So he'll know better than leave us at home without food. 311 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,389 Dear Felice, things are not changing! 312 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:57,817 Eh, yes. He who learned how to write, who poured his sweat on books,.. 313 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,458 is at the mercy of those who don't even know how to write. 314 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,870 Hey! There's a client, go check. 315 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,313 No, it's the young Marquis Eugenio. - Who? - Marquis!.. 316 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,155 What an honor! A photograph? - No, thank you, no photograph. 317 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,749 What then? - You should do me a favor. 318 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,719 At your orders! - This note is for miss Gemma, on the stage. - No problem! 319 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,115 They are rehearsing, I cannot get in, you instead... 320 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,634 Im very well known! - But personally to her. 321 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,188 Personally. I'll be right back, you stay here. - Yes. 322 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,396 For the reply. - Yes. - Then I'll find you here. 323 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,069 I won't move, rest assured. - No, because I'm not assured... 324 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,991 Feli' please, will you keep an eye on the premises? - Don't worry! 325 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,993 Don Pasqua', where are you going? You can't! - I'm going to the stage.. 326 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,798 to deliver a note from the Marquis. 327 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,270 Are you a photographer or a postman? - Both, to keep my head above water. 328 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,476 That one will give me a tip and we'll share. 329 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,269 OK, I'll get distracted for a moment, so you can...- That's it, get distracted.. 330 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,476 but keep an eye on the Marquis! - No. 331 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,596 I'll be right back! - I'll take care of it. 332 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,637 Excuse me miss, who is this miss Gemma? - That one! 333 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,154 The first one? - No, the second one. The tall one...the blonde. 334 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,317 Thank you. - But don't make yourself noticed, or they'll kick you out. 335 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,469 Miss Gemma! - What do you want? 336 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,279 A note from young Marquis Eugenio. - Thank you. 337 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,469 Is there a reply? - No. 338 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,558 None at all? - No. You may go, thank you. 339 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:06,058 Dear Gemma, I'm waiting for you at the usual time to tell you about my plan. 340 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,319 Shall we take one? - Yes! 341 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,509 Photographer! Where is the photographer? At your command! 342 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,833 Are you the photographer? - No, I'm not the photographer, I'm his helper. 343 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,958 Pasquale, the photographer, is my partner. I can do for him. 344 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,634 Well then, we want to have a picture taken. 345 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,513 A photograph? Both of you? - Yes, both of us! - Newlyweds? - Yes. 346 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,200 Married for two days. - Two days? How wonderful! 347 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,435 She's cute! - Eh! 348 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,829 By Jove! Do you mind? Very cute! 349 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,838 No, no, no! Alright! - No...I'm just paying my compliments! 350 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,635 What compliments?! - Let me be...I'm a man with a vast experience of life. 351 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,075 Yes! A nice photograph! Let's go! 352 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,679 Oh, let's go, come! Well then, yes... 353 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,238 Be still, eh! - Yes. 354 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,031 But...it comes out with no heads, does it matter? - How, no heads? 355 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,629 We'll make it in two takes. What two takes! 356 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,991 First the head, then the body...and then we'll stick them, as a whole. 357 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,629 Why, no! I want a regular photograph! Are we kidding? 358 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,116 I wanted to make it easy on you. Nothing doing! Take this photograph! 359 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,198 Ready? Bend down! Bend down! 360 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,111 Lower! Lower! Bend lower! 361 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,198 Down, down, down, down, down, down! Down! 362 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,391 I don't see you any more! So, what now? 363 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,789 Newlyweds! Newlyweds! - Eh? - Where are you? 364 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,071 Where you put us, no? - Stand up, you! 365 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,789 Slowly. That's it, right. Stand up. You, get behind, get behind. 366 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,753 No, no, behind, behind. Stoop down as much as you can. 367 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,513 Good. - But, will I get into the picture this way? - No. 368 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,758 What then? Really! - It spoils the photograph. 369 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,156 What spoil? I want a regular photograph! 370 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,912 What's Felice messing up? 371 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,434 By Jove! It's wonderful! Come and see, come and see. - Yes! 372 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,318 I'll take your place, OK? 373 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,715 Yes! - Were you like this? - Yes! 374 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,678 I would rather hug her like this. - But I can't see anything! 375 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,752 How come you can't see anything? - Nothing! - How possible? - Eh! 376 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,909 But.... 377 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,991 And now is it ready? - Hello! 378 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,475 Hello! - Hello! 379 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,953 Hello! - Hello! 380 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,156 Excuse me, who's speaking? - The groom! 381 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,357 And what does the groom want? - I can't see anything! 382 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,590 How's that possible? - I just see a black dot! 383 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,717 Yes, yes, yes, yes! Me too. Wait! Hold it! - Yes. 384 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,633 Eh! Darn devices! They catch the dirt... 385 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,312 Did it go away? - But... - Yes!.. 386 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,311 it went away! What the hell happened? 387 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,229 It was your eye! - What an insolent! What a photographer! Look! 388 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,834 Come here, let's go away! What a madhouse! 389 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,349 What airs! 390 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,959 Feli', Did you see? - Did you see? 391 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,058 - No, I say "Did you see"! - And what do I say? Did you see? 392 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,588 Can one work this way? With such clients? 393 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,949 One month that I don't take a photo! - If you care so much, take one of me! 394 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,870 No! 395 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,760 Pupella! I go downstairs for a moment, but I'll be right back. 396 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,668 As you wish. Anyway, should you not, it won't matter. 397 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,513 What matters is that my mother does! 398 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,877 Madam, it's been closed for over 5 minutes. 399 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,152 My beauty, what were you doing in that house? 400 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,238 I'm owed five months of rent by those gentlemen. 401 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,828 You rather, what are you looking for in these whereabouts? 402 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,238 I'll tell you, my beauty, but you mustn't tell my dad. 403 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,919 I'm in love with Pupella. - And with your father.. 404 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,752 are you in peace or in clash? 405 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,476 Always in clash, my beauty. Yes. Just think that two months ago.. 406 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,478 I snatched him 3.000 lire from his desk! 407 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,435 He got mad, he got upset, and he kicked me out of home! 408 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,313 What sort of father! - Eh! What sort of father! 409 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,638 After all, what do you need money for? You found a girl with a dowry! 410 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,355 Don't be so smart. I know that Pupella is not rich. 411 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,235 Rich? If I were you, I wouldn't trust much kissing her. - Why? 412 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:39,036 Because when she feels something tender, she bites. See, it's over 3 days that... 413 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,029 The mother had to go to the pawn shop. - What are you telling me? 414 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,114 My Pupella in such a predicament? We got to help her immediately! 415 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,992 I haven't got a dime. - Me neither. 416 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,799 I enjoy credit at all the restaurants. You know what I'll do? 417 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,156 I shall order a slap-up meal. Let's go! - No, no, no, no. 418 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,989 Until they come back, I won't move! - How much do they owe you, my beauty? 419 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,838 Five months, my beauty! - I will pay for them! 420 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,678 Your word of honour? - My word of honour! 421 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,234 Speaking of the devil! Here is donna Concetta. 422 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,828 Donna Concetta, did you conclude anything? - I found it closed. 423 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,955 Good bye, give my greetings to Pasquale. - Aren't you waiting for him? 424 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,789 No, I'll come back in a few days. That is, in a few months! 425 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,319 I'll come back when I can, so there. - As you wish. 426 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,638 Donna Concetta! Bon appetit! - Thank you. 427 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,276 Bon appetit, my beauty! 428 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,957 But how can you pay me, if you don't come to terms with your father? 429 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,000 What do you say, my beauty? Do you know my sister? 430 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,958 The ballerina? - Prima ballerina! Prima! 431 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,958 She's my sister, she adores me, dad does anything she wants. 432 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,553 Now let's go to the restaurant. - Yes. 433 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,509 It's no use, my parents consider your father a parvenu. 434 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,513 My father is a respectable person! - But to them, sick with nobility,.. 435 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,315 he's still a chef whe had the luck to inherit from his employer. 436 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,039 If you only knew how severe is my uncle, the Prince of Casador! 437 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,954 Ah! Then marry your uncle! - No, Gemma, I love you, and.. 438 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,073 I'll find a way out. This morning I met someone who will be able to help us. 439 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,720 Yes. - Do you remember the type who brought you my note? 440 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,516 We don't eat since 3 days and that one says: "bon appetit"! 441 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,989 What does he know about our shape? 442 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,878 Ah! It must be dad, here! 443 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,399 Dad, you're back at last! Get the money out so we'll do some shopping! 444 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,519 What shall I get out? I haven't earned one penny this morning! 445 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,476 Nothing? - Nothing. 446 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,348 This poor child is hungry! - Are you hungry? - Very, dad. 447 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,509 Let it grow, it's a healthy sign. These are bad days. 448 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,591 I always told you to change job! 449 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:50,515 I tried to be a postman, and I didn't succeed in that either! 450 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,918 How're we going to do? - When Felice comes home I'll ask him for a loan. 451 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,794 Sure! - Well, I helped him so many times, he might well help me one time! 452 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,473 This must be Felice. Pupe', go open the door! 453 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,309 When you saw it was getting late, you could have hocked something. 454 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,838 No need for you to tell me. I went, but found the pawnshop closed! - Better yet! 455 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,715 It's Peppinello. 456 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,230 Where did you leave your father? 457 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,995 He's coming. I ran ahead of him because he wanted to kick me. 458 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,193 Kick you? - Kicks are nothing...He should kill you,.. 459 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,158 so we get rid of the worry! - Why? What did you do? 460 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,352 Nothing, he had given me a letter to deliver to the Chevalier. 461 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,310 I put it in my pocket with a pizza. - And it got stained with oil! 462 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,597 The Chevalier didn't want to read it and threw it after me. 463 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,674 You know what? You'd better learn a trade and leave this house! 464 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,274 You got that? Because we cannot maintain you! 465 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,592 Sure! I'll leave! I'm going to the godfather's, he at least.. 466 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,237 will give me something to eat. - I'm tempted to come along. 467 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,398 He'll give me a job, and I won't come back here anymore! 468 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,796 Peppine'! Peppine'! 469 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,639 You let him go away like this? - Poor thing, they always mistreat him! 470 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,792 Mind your own business! This is nothing of your concern. 471 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,071 Who's ever meddling? I just spoke out of compassion. 472 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,836 Look who's talking about compassion! - With our weakness,.. 473 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,309 we waste our energies to argue? 474 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,316 This must be Felice. - Ah! At last! 475 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,879 Good morning, Feli'! - Good morning, Pasqua'! 476 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,999 We were waiting for you. - You could have eaten, I'll eat later. 477 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,397 What did you understand? We were waiting for you for some money! 478 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,516 I haven't got anything done today. 479 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,788 And you were waiting for me? What has got into your head? 480 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,355 Today I didn't write even a postcard. - Nothing? - Nothing. 481 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,075 I had sent Peppinello to the Chevalier for an urgent rescue... 482 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,158 I met him on the stairway, he was running, where was he going? 483 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,157 He went away. - Ah. 484 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,638 He said he'd work with his godfather. - He probably went for another pizza. 485 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,594 Pizza...pizza... Here, we talk, we talk..and never eat! 486 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,429 Alright! Don't get depressed! While there' life there's hope. 487 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,150 By the way, Conce', this morning I met the young Marquis. 488 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,113 How nice! I lost my appetite! 489 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,269 One cannot touch any subject with you. He's a Neapolitan aristocrat. 490 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,189 When his mother died, I took her photo on the death bed. 491 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,431 If your wife doesn't care about it, why should I? 492 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,272 It's just for chatting. - Never mind! 493 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,909 You should know the father of this Marquis! A woman chaser! 494 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,148 Speaking of woman chasers... - What did you name that for? 495 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,875 Woman chaser, panhandler, that's enough, you hear? It's enough! - Enough now! 496 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,270 Really, enough.... Really, enough! 497 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,920 This is hell! Here we eat bread and venom! 498 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,238 No, Pasqua'! Just venom! - Concetta! What did you want to hock? 499 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,233 Your coat. - My coat. 500 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,432 What? What? What? You still have a coat, and you don't say anything? 501 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,599 Winter is approaching; you want me to catch pneumonia? - I'll say... 502 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,755 I'll sacrifice it! 503 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,277 Since the pawn shop is closed, go to the charcuterie at the corner. 504 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,353 Where to? - To the charcuterie at the corner. 505 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,958 Who is this "sciacquettier"? - The grocer! 506 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,917 The pork-butcher! - Yeah! - Speak frankly! 507 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,115 The shopkeeper. - Oh! 508 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,312 You trade in this, in exchange for 1.5 kilos of spaghetti. 509 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,398 Don't take the rough gauge type because I can't stomach it. 510 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,791 Pasqua'! You, with your hunger, would stomach even double bass chords! 511 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,549 Never mind. Then you'll get a big tomato can,.. 512 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,478 I like pasta full of sauce. By the way,.. 513 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,677 how do we make the sauce? With sausage? - Eh. 514 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,512 With sausage? - Eh? 515 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,357 Sausage..? - With sausage! Take 1 Kg of With sausage. 516 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,590 Not the aged one, the packaged one. 517 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,236 He's got the mincer, he takes the skin, inserts it, trr... tat�! 518 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,277 He can make it expressely for you. Clear? 519 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,268 But then, do we stay this "dry"? Just spaghetti and sausage? - Eh! 520 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:17,516 Shall we have a nice big pan of eggs? Fried eggs? Eggs? Eh? 521 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,752 Eggs? Yes. - Yes. Then. ten eggs. 522 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,751 You eat eggs, don't you? - If you treat them, yes! 523 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,435 Make sure they're fresh! You shake'm, if they're fresh, you take them,.. 524 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,798 else, you desist, eh? How shall we cook them? With mozzarella? 525 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,799 Yes! With mozzarella. Eggs must be done with mozzarella. 526 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,436 You get a half kilo of mozzarella from Aversa, the freshest. 527 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,115 Make sure it's good. Take these fingers, squeeze the mozzarella,.. 528 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,988 if the milk leaks, you take it, else, you desist. - Mh! 529 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,158 What else? Nothing more. Some dry fruits... 530 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:55,196 Ah! You also make yourself give 5 lire, go to the winery in my name, you say: 531 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,869 "Don Pasquale sends me", and you get two liters of Gragnano,.. 532 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,198 sparkling. Make sure it's Gragnano. You taste it... 533 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,637 If it's sparkling, you take it, else... - ...I desist. - Yes. 534 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,633 What else? Ah! Coming back home, by the entrance there's the tobacco store; 535 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:14,599 you get two cigars, one for you and one for me. And you bring me the change. 536 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,072 Oh, Pasqua', tell me something: what's in here, Napoleon's coat? 537 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,838 What's the point? - Well? 538 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,155 It's the coat from when I married Concetta. 539 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:27,394 I know this coat. If I go to the "chartonier" with this coat,.. 540 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,952 he'll kick my butt! You got it? - Why? - And then, I cannot go there. 541 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,918 - Why? - He's got a pawn of mine for 3 months now. 542 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,798 I cannot either. - Why? - He's got my winter blankets. 543 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,915 May I? 544 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,309 Marquis! What an honor! 545 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,839 Come in! - Good morning. 546 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,115 A chair for the young Marquis! - A chair for the young Marquis! 547 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,713 Please. This one. - Here! 548 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,558 Did you get it? - Yes. Let go. 549 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,240 Have a seat. - The chair! - What are you doing? 550 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,389 The chair for the Marquis! - Here! - No! The best one! - There's no the best one! 551 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,910 The one below! - The one below! - Excuse us, Marquis. 552 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,719 Please. - As soon as someone comes... - Please. 553 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,839 Please! Please! Have a seat! What do you do? Do you stand? 554 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,794 Excuse us! Have a seat! - An inattention, sorry. 555 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,118 This morning I didn't see you any more. What is this honor due to? 556 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,714 I came and see you because I need you. 557 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,236 Don Pasquale, you must help me. It's a favor that only you.. 558 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,238 and your wife can do me. 559 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,511 Feli'! - Eh? - What if he came to ask us money? 560 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,797 If he ever puts forward this request I'll give him a punch on the hea.. 561 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,316 Go ahead, Marquis. - Listen, Don Pasqua'... 562 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,758 Actually, I don't know if I may speak freely in front of this gentleman. 563 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,310 For goodness sake, you can trust him! Felice, more than a friend is a brother! 564 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,393 Allow me to introduce him: Felice Sciosciammocca. 565 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,956 Hey! Up! Up! - I can't! I'm stuck! 566 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,594 Up! - Pull! Oh! Pull! - Oh! Pull! 567 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,039 Oh! - Let go! 568 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,071 What, he pulled the fishnet! 569 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,998 Pleasure. - Not so much. My back, you know... 570 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,992 Well, it's about this: have you seen the girl this morning? 571 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,953 The ballerina? Good looking! - I want to marry her! 572 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,595 He wants to marry her. - Well, let him. 573 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,638 I know, but my parents won't let me. She's daughter to a chef,.. 574 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,799 to some Gaetano Semmolone. He inherited his boss' money. 575 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,116 A chef... - What a beautiful word: chef! 576 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,353 I understand your parents, to marry a ballerina, daughter of a chef! 577 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,954 Marry the chef! - Don't joke! - I'm serious! 578 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,794 I'll marry her anyway. So they'll face a fait accompli. But... 579 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,839 But? - But? - Gemma's father wants me to introduce him my relatives. 580 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,032 But! - Don Pasquale, only you can save me. 581 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,471 But how? I don't get it! - Marry the chef. - Don't joke! 582 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,437 I'd marry him. A chef in the family is always a pleasure. 583 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,956 You should become the Marquis Favetti, my father. - Me? - You? 584 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,430 Donna Concetta, the Countess of Pero, my aunt. - Me, a Countess? 585 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,791 And a friend of yours...that's it, the gentleman, for instance,.. 586 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,635 the Prince of Casador, my uncle. - Me? The Prince of Casserole? 587 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,554 Casador! - Alright. It's not possible. I'm not up to the level. 588 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,674 What about a more modest relative? The chef, for instance! 589 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,553 What do you say? We have a chef already. - The vice chef. - We got one! 590 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,473 The under chef. - There is one! 591 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,195 I want to be in the kitchen! - Let's be serious! I beg you! - OK! 592 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,750 Think well about it. If your fiance's father, the chef,.. 593 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,190 perceives the sham... - Eh right! 594 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,620 he can have us beaten. - And we are not physically shaped.. 595 00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:20,671 to bear that. - Rest assured, everything will be alright. 596 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,518 Let's hope. - Let's hope. Help! 597 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,631 Again? Oh! 598 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,432 Oh! - Pull! - Oh! 599 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,629 Come! - Oh! 600 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,995 Pull! - Oh! Ah! - What's up? - A nail. 601 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,548 Careful! - Uh! All my lowlands! 602 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,870 Careful, careful! - Oh! And my back! 603 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,073 It's agreed then? May I go? - Just a moment, I don't remember. Who am I? 604 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,997 The Prince of Casador, my uncle. - Ah! 605 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,310 And I? - The Marquis Favetti, my father. 606 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,233 I'm Favetta. - I'm Casserole! "Favetta & Casserole"! 607 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,880 And who am I? - The Countess of Pero, my aunt. 608 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,873 Dad, nothing for me? - It's true, I can't leave my daughter at home. 609 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,480 Isn't there a character for her? - Yes! The Marquis is so good.. 610 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,440 he'll find one. I'll think of it! Let's see, he said: Prince, Marquis,.. 611 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,592 The Countess of Pero... The Queen! - Let's be serious! 612 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,599 Wait! My aunt has a daughter! She could be my cousin, the Contessina of Pero. 613 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,629 How wonderful! I'm a Contessina! - I recommend you airs of nobility,.. 614 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,914 and pride, over all. - Don't worry! My uncle had a bride for 30 years! 615 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,673 What's that got to do? - He said bride! - Pride! 616 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,991 I understood bride, excuse me. - By the way, how do we come? 617 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,868 Not by foot...we can't make it. - I meant, what do we wear? 618 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,594 Ah! - You may wear your holiday suits. 619 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,316 Marquis, you see, we have.. 620 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,640 Easter, New Year's eve and mid August. - It's all there. 621 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,280 I got it. Tomorrow I'll let you have the garments. - Yes. 622 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,352 And possibly some wool vests. - What's that got to do? 623 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,317 You can't see the vest. - But we need it! 624 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,915 If you'll perform well, you'll be well rewarded. - Thank you. 625 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,079 One thing, with the Marquis' permission. We would come over already eaten,.. 626 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:56,189 but if we were slightly hungry, is there something to bite? 627 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,672 Yes indeed! There is everything! Soup,.. 628 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:03,597 pasta, appetizers, caviar, oysters... - Oysters! 629 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,757 beef fillets, omelettes. - Cod fillets... 630 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,190 Cod omelettes! - Then dessert, cheese, tea... 631 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,511 Tea... - Coffee, pastry... - ...me... - English trifle... 632 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,518 French trifle! - Vanilla slice! - Millipeds! 633 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,671 Pasquale! 634 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,395 Come! Pull yourself together! Pasquale just ate,.. 635 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,994 naming all these dishes brought him nausea. 636 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,355 Excuse me - Think of the hungry! 637 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,472 A spell. - Up, up, up! 638 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,513 Marquis, I meant to ask you: is it far? 639 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,835 This is the address. - Yes. - Yes. 640 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:40,596 "Chevalier Gaetano Semmolone. Riviera di Chiaia, 155". Yes. 641 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,273 Do we agree? - You're in good hands! 642 00:39:44,273 --> 00:39:46,760 Donna Concetta! Good day. - Escort the Marquis! - Best regards! 643 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,228 - Marquis, allow me a question. 644 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,716 Please. - This man, who should act as your uncle,.. 645 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,357 the Prince of Casador, didn't he say he has a wife, that is me? 646 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,593 I might come too. I could be the Princess, don't you think? 647 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,838 I'm sorry, it isn't possible. My aunt, the Princess, is very ill. 648 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,834 Chest illness, they all know it. She hasn't been out for over a year. 649 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,072 Did you hear? If there were to play another character,.. 650 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,073 the Marquis would have proposed it to you. Is it clear? 651 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,113 The Marquis' aunt is very ill. Maybe, once home, he'll find her dead! 652 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,631 You want to play the dead? Go and make lunch, it's late already! 653 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,790 Forget it Marquis! - Goodbye. - See you tomorrow! 654 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,836 Escort the Marquis! - Best regards! 655 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,673 Don't forget the garments! - The vests! 656 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,270 No need for vests! - I got no shirt! - Oh, alright... 657 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,918 Listen! - Oh! Feli', don't... 658 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,955 Who's this? - Me! 659 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,713 As weak as I am, you send me on the ground! 660 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,476 Feli', enough! I can't stand it anymore! And tomorrow, see what you got to do! 661 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,349 Take all my stuff out of pawn! You got that? All my stuff! 662 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,031 Ueh! Don't shout! What will people think? 663 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,074 What did I pawn of yours? A villa? A palace? A ship? A tricycle? 664 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,709 A miserable little ring, for which they gave me 100 lousy lire. 665 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,519 When you needed them, they were not lousy! - Oh! 666 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,875 When one loves a man, one does any sacrifice! 667 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,474 Shut up! I have you here, you! - No! I'll speak! 668 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,752 I've told you many times that when your husband is there, you must not butt in! 669 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,638 Of course! When there's a man, let the man speak! - It's obvious. 670 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,631 Why, Pasquale is a man? - Why, I'm not a man? 671 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,996 No, I mean, is Pasquale a man to argue? Oh! 672 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:25,157 Listen, tomorrow I'll take all your stuff out of pawn! - Bravo, Felice! 673 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:28,929 Even if I had to borrow the money from Pasquale! - Don't play games, Feli'! 674 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,679 Let her drop, Don Felice. - Who? 675 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,552 You! - Come here! 676 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,156 Enough! - Shall we stop it or not? 677 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,317 We are decent people, or not? I'm a gentleman! 678 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,591 I'm not at my ease in this muddle. Is that clear? 679 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,317 What are we? Guelphs and Ghibellines? Am I a Ghibelline, I? 680 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,192 One can no longer live here! - What people! 681 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,396 Can no longer live! - Mamma mia! 682 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,996 One really eats bread and venom! - Pasqua', I've already told you: 683 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,513 here we eat venom only! 684 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,429 A mirage. 685 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,038 I dreamed the ballerina's father: the chef. 686 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,875 May I? May I? 687 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,908 Excuse me so much, I forgot my gloves when I left this morning. 688 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,434 Here they are. - Ah, yes. Thank you so much. 689 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,717 Best greetings! - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 690 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,915 Excuse me! 691 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,992 But, what are you doing? - Well, yes,.. 692 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,469 we are not hungry, so we do some hops. 693 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,597 I wanted to tell you that I, in this house, will never set foot again. 694 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,352 Ah! - Good riddance! 695 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,874 It's the third flower basket that I deliver here,.. 696 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,111 is there a party? - It's miss Gemma's name day. 697 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,873 Then my best whishes! I'm sure we'll meet again soon. 698 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,752 Thank you. Bye! - Goodbye. 699 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,072 Excuse me! - Who is it? 700 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,232 Do you know a certain Don Vincenzo? - Sure I know him, it's me. 701 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,920 Then I've got a letter for you. - A letter? 702 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,159 It's from Don Michele the broker. - But, it's all stained with oil! 703 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,869 Don't pay attention, it always happens to me. - Ah! It always does? 704 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,994 "Dear Vincenzo, this poor boy is son to my godfather,".. 705 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,714 "but it's as though he were alone." - Yes. 706 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,317 "His parents don't take care of him, he must earn his food by working." 707 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,238 "Try to provide him a job with your boss." 708 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,390 "Best greetings from your friend Michele." 709 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,191 What's your name? - Peppinello. 710 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:10,519 Peppine', now I'm going to try, but if my boss says no, then you must leave. 711 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,632 And where do I go? I'm dying of hunger! - I see that! 712 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,034 Do this, get behind there, you see? Behind there, and don't move! 713 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,115 I'm going to try, if everything works out, I'll call you. What's in there? 714 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,714 A servant suit that Michele gave me. 715 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,318 A servant suit? If we want to get you into this house,.. 716 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,469 you need to say that I'm your father, you got it? You must call me dad. 717 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,992 As long as you let me eat, I'll even call you mom. - Good! Go. 718 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,676 I would willingly wait for her, but I can't, dear commendatore. 719 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,115 My daughter is out for a walk, she's due.. 720 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,998 back any minute. - I shall go and applaud her at the theatre. 721 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,272 Thank you. Eh! How many flowers! Flowers are all beautiful! 722 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,154 But your casket is the best. - You mean: basket! 723 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,994 Yes! - It's a trifle. I also brought a small diamond ring. 724 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,469 Really? - Yes! With my initial B, Beb�. 725 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,834 Ah! Beb�? - Yes! 726 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,795 But if I may, what's your name? - What do you care? 727 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,394 Just call me Beb�, my pseudonym. 728 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:17,156 Then I'll call you: Beb� Pseudonym. What up? - Excuse me, Chevalier,.. 729 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,999 I wanted a word with you. - Wait! One moment! 730 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,873 I'm speaking with the gentleman! Bad mannered! I'm coming! 731 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,394 For now, dear Beb�, I thank you myself. Later, my daughter will thank you too. 732 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,313 Goodbye, commendatore. - Dear Beb�! Dear, bye. 733 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,113 Well? What do you want? 734 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,238 My dear Gemma! - Beb�! - Oh! 735 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,679 I'm here to wish you all the happiness that you may desire. - Thank you. 736 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,352 And also to offer you this gift, as a memento of Mr. Beb�! - Good. 737 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,036 Uh! Cute. - How, cute? That's a B all made in diamonds! 738 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,874 So? Bettina, put it away. - Yes, miss. 739 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,476 Miss Gemma! - Eh? - If you were less cruel with me,.. 740 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:10,715 I could do so many things for you! - You'd do anything for me,.. 741 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,120 except marrying me. - Miss Gemma, I belong to a noble family.. 742 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,995 and my relatives, you understand... - Your relatives are right. 743 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,675 Ballerine are the ruin of men: don't mingle with them. 744 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,719 But I cannot live without you! - Then marry me. 745 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:32,197 Marry you? Today I'll applaude you at the theatre, and tonight I'll come here.. 746 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,995 to have a coffee. Your father begged me to come. 747 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,910 If that pleases my father, do come. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 748 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,673 You always meet noble people with relatives who oppose the wedding? 749 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,110 Eugenio's relatives will have to accept the fait accompli. 750 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,596 What if they discover the scam? - Everything will be fine, you'll see. 751 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:02,277 Be careful. Nowadays men take great fun in deceiving women. 752 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,756 What are you saying? You know that Eugenio is mad about me. - Yes. 753 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,753 Even that shameless husband of mine was mad about me! 754 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,389 But, are you married? - I am miss, since eight years. 755 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:16,513 I married a notary clerk: a certain Felice Sciosciammocca. - Is he dead? 756 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,479 I wish he was! After two years of marriage we separated. - Why? 757 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:26,232 He had an affair, that scoundrel! I came to know it, and we parted. 758 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,234 Poor Bettina, I imagine how much you suffered! - And how much I still do! 759 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:35,559 Not for him, for my son, whom he took away and never let me see again. 760 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,796 You have a child too? - Yes miss. 761 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,708 You never saw your husband again? - Not a bit! But that's better for him! 762 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,678 'Cause, if I ever meet him, I swear it on my honor,.. 763 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,674 I'll stop being a separated woman, and I'll become a widow! 764 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,188 Poor Bettina! 765 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:56,159 Look, in order to have you hired, I had to say that you are my son. 766 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,398 So, if anyone asks, how do you answer? 767 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,273 If they ask me, I'll reply that Vincenzo is my father. 768 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,757 Good! If anyone asks you'll say: "Vincenzo is my father". Let's go. 769 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,355 Did you want something? - I wanted to check to what extent.. 770 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,790 the second valet sleeps. I ring, I ring, and he never comes! 771 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,036 You must forgive him, he's a little dumb. 772 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,675 And who is this boy? - Peppinello. Greet the gentleman. 773 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,037 - Your servant Excellency! - Oh! Dear! At last! 774 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,632 You are Vincenzo's son? - And Vincenzo is father to me. 775 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,036 Yes. Eh! It's obvious! To this kid I'll give.. 776 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,358 some ten lire a month. - Chevalier, it's too much! 777 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,234 Then, if he'll do right, I'll raise. -Thank you so much Chevalier Excellency! 778 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,155 What do you say to the Chevalier? - Vincenzo is father to me. 779 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:51,074 Yes dear, I got it. Well, pay attention, this is a bell, eh? 780 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,632 One ring: I'm calling my daughter's maid. Nothing to do with you, don't move 781 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,397 Two rings: I'm calling your father or the other valet. 782 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,916 At your command! What do you want? 783 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:08,274 You rang twice. - It's 5 months that I ring to call you.. 784 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:14,510 and you never came, this time that it was't for you, you came. 785 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,833 Go away! Today is a celebration day and I don't want to get upset. Go! 786 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,828 Boy, pay attention: if I ring twice, it is to call.. 787 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,350 either your father or that ass you just met. - And I don't move! 788 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:34,076 You don't move. If I ring three times, it's to call you, and then you show up. 789 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,675 Don't doubt Chevalier, the boy is very clever. Is it so, Peppinie'? 790 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,909 Vincenzo is father to me! - Vincenzo, the boy might be clever,.. 791 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,753 but I'm not deaf, it's the third time he tells me that. 792 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,274 You must forgive him, Chevalier, it's a boy. 793 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,076 Chevalier! At the gate a coach just stopped, so full of people! 794 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,709 It's the nobles! The Marquis' relatives who are coming here.. 795 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,634 to ask me for Gemma's hand! Go welcome them dear. No! - Yes, yes! 796 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,232 Come here, have mercy! With that face you got, they're liable to go back home! 797 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,514 No! You go, you're more intelligent. I'll take care of the boy! Go, go! 798 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,956 And don't forget, a nice bow! - I'm going right away, Chevalier. 799 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,318 Now you go that way! 800 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,748 And you, come here. Come here! 801 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,959 Still, eh? Motionless! But not like that! 802 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,677 Motionless! And for anything that might happen, don't move! 803 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:32,431 But what if I had to sneeze? - You hold it. But motionless! 804 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,515 The gloves! 805 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,073 The Marquis Ottavio Favetti and his son Eugenio! 806 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:47,395 Oh! Dear! - Come father. Here is the Chevalier. 807 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:55,315 Marquis sir, it's so great the honor that you do me today.. 808 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,637 that I feel like I almost became dumb. 809 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,310 Come aunt! Please uncle, come in. 810 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,034 Chevalier, I'm glad to introduce you the Countess of Pero, my aunt. 811 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,039 Very fortunate, madam. - The Contessina of Pero, her daughter. 812 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,193 My pleasure, miss. - And the Prince of Casador, my uncle. 813 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:29,958 Prince sir, it's so great the honor that you do me today... 814 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,431 Enough! - ..that it almost seems a holiday to me. 815 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,559 Enough. - No, I meant to say, Mr. Prince, that I'm impotent.. 816 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,036 because I cannot return what you today... 817 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,238 Enough. Enough! - But... - Enough! 818 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,919 Dear sir,.. 819 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,315 we.. 820 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:56,150 at today's date, deigned to come in this.. 821 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,349 miserable house.. 822 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,351 before you who, basically, although wealthy, are a wretched man. 823 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,791 Grab it! What kind of a house did I come in? What kind of a house! 824 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,271 Imbecile! The hat! Take it! 825 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,148 Why didn't you take the hat? - You told me not to move! 826 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,913 May I know what kind of a house did you lead to? 827 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,991 Forgive him, Excellency. - Enough! 828 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,476 You dropped these! - He insists! He insists! 829 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,836 But does this man know who we are? - Forgive him. - That's enough! 830 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,033 - But I... - Silence! Come on! 831 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,990 Could I know when I may speak? 832 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,314 Uncle, do you allow the Chevalier to address you two words? - Who? Him? 833 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,069 To me? Granted! - Thank you. 834 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:49,990 Prince sir, well, I wanted to simply tell you that I'm touched. 835 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:57,436 Touched to have met such a lustrous and illustrated family. 836 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,798 Opprobrious! You see that it was better if you kept silent? 837 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,148 Let's sit down. 838 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,474 What a house! - Please, have a seat. 839 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,792 What a sacrifice! - Go fetch the ice-cream! 840 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,873 (affectedly) So you arr the father of the girrl that my son says he.. 841 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,953 loves so muach? - Yes. - Touch? 842 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,911 Muach? - Ah! Roach! 843 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:27,912 Exactly. I assure you that my daughter will bear for him an unspeakable love. 844 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,396 She's truly got a great passion, that girl. - Heresy! 845 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,957 But when has one ever heard that ballerine have passion? 846 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,432 Don't make me laugh, my good man! - Prince, maybe you're right. 847 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:44,151 Ballerine have an extravagant character, but my daughter... 848 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:49,874 Sir, I was against this marriage, at first. - It's true. 849 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:55,280 But, seeing my son cry in the morning, cry at noon, cry in the evening.. 850 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,477 cry at night... - He cried all the time! 851 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,712 He cried all the time! - Always! - I said to myself: 852 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,231 "Let's satisfy him and get it over with!" 853 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:10,274 On the other hand he can do as he wants. He has a 600.000 lire income. 854 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,155 600.000 lire?! - Golly! 600.000 lire! 855 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:20,878 But what is 600.000 lire? - Who did ever see them? 856 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:26,271 I mean, who did ever see them, in cash, because we use cheques. 857 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,476 Yes. - And he knows. - All cheques. 858 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,597 Each cheque is this big. - Ah! 859 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:35,119 Besides, my brother here has already made his will all in his favor. 860 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:39,638 Oh! Yes, yes! All my millions are his. What have I got to lose, I? 861 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,912 Excuse me, there's my daughter, who's your niece too! 862 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,754 But dear sister, with my millions, I do what I want. 863 00:56:46,824 --> 00:56:49,205 We'll talk about it at home. It's not the right time now. 864 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,518 Yes. Right. As I was saying, I was somewhat against this marriage,.. 865 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,878 but the Countess wasn't for it as well. At first, she was a little hard,.. 866 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,596 how should I say? A little hard! - Yes, it's true. The Countess.. 867 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,670 was a little hard, but many years ago. Now instead the Countess is flabby. 868 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,478 Quiet. - She's flabby. - Be quiet! 869 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:12,155 Sure. I couldn't be pleased to get related to a ballerina. 870 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,069 but then, since the Marquis Ottavio, the Prince of Casserole... 871 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:23,231 No, of Casador! - This Countess gets all the names wrong! 872 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,479 Since they were favorable and since the girl hade sane principles.. 873 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,672 and even better aims, I comply as well. 874 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,788 Chevalier Excellency, the ice cream is served. 875 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,719 The ice cream. - The ice cream! - The ice cream! 876 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,191 You like the ice cream!? 877 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,790 Why did you have to bother? - We are used to eat ice cream. 878 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,836 Always ice cream. - Always! 879 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,436 How's yours? - Mamma mia! 880 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,153 I like to pluck into others' ice cream! 881 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,432 But when are you going to show this miss Gemma? 882 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,993 Let us see the Gem. 883 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,997 Right away! Vincenzo! 884 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,669 Go and call miss Gemma, and ask her to come down. 885 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,110 Luigi, go away! Dad doesn't want to see you anymore! 886 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,999 That's why it must be you to convince him to make peace! 887 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,755 Else why would you be my sister, my beauty? - But how can I? Dad is right! 888 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,838 Before, 500 lire were enough, now you took 3.000 from him! 889 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:32,311 Is it my fault if the cost of life increases? - Alright, I'll speak to dad. 890 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,356 Now go, come back tomorrow. - Tomorrow? - Eh! 891 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,159 And how do I get there? No! I have to make peace now! It's urgent! 892 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,276 How do I do? We have guests here! 893 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,712 Okay, then leave! I'll wait here for dad,.. 894 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,594 and I'll tell him that those are not the nobles. 895 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:49,275 Holy Virgin! You truly are a blackmailer! Have you no shame? 896 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,351 Eh...I was kidding. - Ah! 897 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,239 Help me make up with dad, and I'll help you with your scheme. 898 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:58,029 Miss? - What is it? - The Chevalier is waiting for you. - Coming. 899 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,831 Okay, hide. I'll call you as soon as I can. - Thank you. 900 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,272 I recommend you, my beauty! 901 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:09,950 Not because she's my daughter, Prince, but she's a little jewel. 902 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,038 It's true, I saw her dance several times, she's very good! 903 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:18,280 To me, she's better than all the ballerine I saw in Paris. 904 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,348 Has the Prince been to Paris? - But I know Paris better than Naples. 905 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,593 Brother! - Eh! - Say, how many times have we been to France? - Uh! 906 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,077 Here is Gemma! - Do come! Lucky daughter! Let me introduce you.. 907 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,757 to your noble relatives. Come! - I'm honored, gentleman. 908 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,470 Blow me, Carthage and all the Carthaginians! Move. 909 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,399 Make so that I can look! What a nice piece of daughter-in-law you got! 910 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:49,438 My niece, come into your uncle's arms! We shall welcome you.. 911 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,992 into our family's bosom...and you, welcome us on yours! 912 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,117 Uncle, that's enough! I understand your affection, but.. 913 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:02,917 What can you understand, at your age? These are things that we can understand! 914 01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,391 Prince! My brother! I'd like to understand some too! 915 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,080 The Countess is right. 916 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,637 You can't afford hardships! After your meningitis, you must stay calm! 917 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:20,353 Dear! - Dear uncle. - I, to this niece, would like to.. 918 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,678 put some questions! If you excuse me. I'd like some details about the wedding. 919 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,070 Willingly. - Come, dear, come. 920 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,679 Excuse me, eh? 921 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,948 � tout � l'heure, messieurs dames! - Excuse me. - � tout � l'heure! 922 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,193 How democratic your brother is! 923 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,034 My little niece! - Eh? 924 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:45,119 This marriage was really a good idea. - Listen, Prince! 925 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,313 Uh, don't call me Prince, call me uncle! - It seems that the role of the uncle.. 926 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,194 you're playing it all too well! - Oh God, but then you know.. 927 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,958 that it's a farce? - Why, sure! 928 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,600 Well, alright. The uncle is a farce, but the hugs are real! 929 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:01,195 I'll allow you to hug me only in my father's presence! 930 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,548 Eh! - All too right! 931 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,955 Do come in. 932 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,998 By Jove! - Uh? - Your father! 933 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,435 Marquis. - Please. - Do me a favor,.. 934 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,231 do the honors of the house. I must give some orders. 935 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,470 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 936 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,800 This way, please. - Yes dear. 937 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,275 Pupella! 938 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,993 Luigino! - Pupella! 939 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,231 I had told you to wait! Not now! 940 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,993 What are you doing here? - I'm the man of the house! 941 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,157 What are you doing here? - These are the people that fake being.. 942 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,551 my relatives. - Then we're all set! 943 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,440 So we can always be together, my beauty! 944 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,632 Young man! I'm the father! - Oh, yes? Pleased to meet you! 945 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,799 You're my father-in-law, my beauty! - What, you want to act democratic too? 946 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,236 Gemma! Where are you? Gemma! - Dad! 947 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:57,036 My dear noble relatives! Today I thought of something,.. 948 01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,158 but I fear to offend you. - Offend us? 949 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:04,319 Watch your tongue, neh! - Let's hear it! Let's hear it! 950 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,316 Since today is my daughter's celebration I gave orders to the cook.. 951 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,234 to prepare a special meal. 952 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:17,870 But maybe the Prince might feel offended. 953 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,716 But speak up! But speak up, come! - Shall I say it or not? 954 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,639 Say! Say! - And don't change your mind, clear? 955 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:31,916 Prince, it would be for me a very great honor, to have you... 956 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,912 To have us? - To have us? - To... 957 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,753 Come on, speak up! To have us... - to dine with us! 958 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,150 What an offence! - Eh! - What an offence! 959 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,158 We are not used to... - to eat. - Ah! 960 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:48,036 We are not used to eat with people that are not of our rank. 961 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,919 Too bad. - Anyhow, it's not the case to resign oneself. 962 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:55,591 To resign is cowardice! One must insist! Deep down, even we nobles have.. 963 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,194 a stomach. - A heart. - A heart in the stomach. - At the side. 964 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,316 At the side. - At left. - Right out the door.. 965 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,755 you find the heart in the stomach. - Alright. 966 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:08,080 You Coun-tess, what do you thin-k of it? - If it is to please you... 967 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,079 And you, Prince? - We accept. - Eh? 968 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:16,711 Oh! We accept! - Prince, I'll be grateful to you for all my life. 969 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,716 But, does it really give you so much pleasure that we eat here with you? 970 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:26,636 Immensely. - Then, just to please you, we'll stay tomorrow as well. 971 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,395 And the day after too? - Even a week? 972 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,670 Even two weeks! - By Jove! 973 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,796 Even one month? - Even six months! 974 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,430 One year? - Two years! - Two years? Two years! Two years! 975 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:44,117 Two years! Done! Agreed! - Thank you! Vincenzo! Vincenzo! 976 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,519 I'd blind you an eye! - Why? 977 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,352 How? We were dealing so well! - Oh, alright. 978 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,598 And you break at two years. - Eh... - Pasqua', two years! We're so young! 979 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:55,395 Thank you! Prince my dear! What a luck for me! 980 01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:00,794 To have these four nobles in my house for two years! 981 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,714 Remember, the two years are renewable. - Sure! As you wish. 982 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,872 I have the option. - Prince! How fortunate! 983 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,237 I'll go and make arrangements. - Go. - Who would have said it? 984 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,836 Such a luck! Prince! - Don't tell me!? 985 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,789 Feli', how wonderful! Can you imagine? Eating every day for two years! 986 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,709 And me, overall, far from Luisella! Ah! 987 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,708 Donna Luise', be careful! - What are you afraid of? 988 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,792 I'll wear it for a couple of hours. I must pay an important visit,.. 989 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:33,714 and I'll bring it back tonight. Goodbye. - If my mistress finds out,.. 990 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,752 I'll be in trouble! - Don't worry! You'll have it back by tonight! 991 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,478 Goodbye. Thank you. - Goodbye. 992 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,471 Where is the Prince? I'm here! 993 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,714 Prince. - Mh. 994 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:48,914 Prince. - Eh? 995 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,035 The finger. 996 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,949 Well? 997 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,269 Oh, by Jove! 998 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,199 A mistaken identity. 999 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,279 How, Prince, you in the kitchen? - Unfortunately, for two years.. 1000 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,113 this shall be my fighting post, dear Chevalier. 1001 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,879 Then, if you wish, we may go. - Where? 1002 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,993 To the theatre, to cheer my daughter. - But... 1003 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,436 Yes. Then, once back home, we'll sit at the table. 1004 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,839 I think it's a little early now. - No, Chevalier, my uncle cannot come. 1005 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,630 His wife, the Princess of Casador, is very ill. It would be indelicate. 1006 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:32,556 Right. Then you go. I'll stay with the Prince, and organize everything. 1007 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,029 Well, goodbye. - Good. Organize. 1008 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,237 I like organization, I'm an orderly man. 1009 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,755 Ehi! 1010 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,512 What a magnificence! What a beautiful house! 1011 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,518 It's no use! I was born to be a lord! 1012 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:34,909 One calls... 1013 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,833 one rings, a servant comes,.. 1014 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,230 one orders. And I shall order! Order me, Excellency! 1015 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,072 By Jove! My wife! Ueh! 1016 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,752 Have no fear, the miss told me everything. 1017 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,196 You can trust me. - Can I trust you? - Yes. 1018 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,995 For sure? - Certainly. - And I will, eh!? 1019 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,833 Yes, yes. - Okay. so...Well. 1020 01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,858 What?! Felice! Shameless, is it you? 1021 01:07:00,858 --> 01:07:03,954 Well, don't start it now. You said I could trust you and I'm trusting you. 1022 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:08,192 Is it this what you became? A cheater! Once again in my way? 1023 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:12,518 Shh! Silence, don't shout! If that one hears, we're ruined. 1024 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:16,474 What a heartless man! Shameless! Six years far from his wife! 1025 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,394 Without caring if this poor woman was alive or dead! 1026 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,871 Six years without letting me see once that poor creature! 1027 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,719 My son! Peppinello! Speak up! Where is Peppinello? 1028 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,273 Don't shout! - Where is he? 1029 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,430 Don't shout! I made a two years contract in this house! 1030 01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:35,355 Right! You're right, I can't scream! I can't tell who you are.. 1031 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,592 or I would harm my miss! - Of course. - But... 1032 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,716 You'd harm her! - You see this? 1033 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,235 I'll kill you! - Let's not play with arms! 1034 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,596 Tell me where he is or I'll kill you! - Rough play is poor breeding's way! 1035 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,353 Speak up! My own blood, my creature where is he? 1036 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,472 Madam! Enough! By Jove! Oh! 1037 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,831 You are speaking to the Prince of Casador! 1038 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,559 You can be what you like, I want my son! 1039 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,790 I am the Prince of Casador! - I don't care! - I don't know you! 1040 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:03,071 I want my son! - Enough! Shut up! Or I'll call... 1041 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,311 a valet and I'll have you kicked out. 1042 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,116 At your command, Excellency! - What's he doing here? 1043 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,435 Who's he? - He's our son, Peppinello! 1044 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:16,588 Oh! My son! My Peppinello! How beautiful you are! 1045 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,190 Give me a kiss! - But, who are you? 1046 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:21,635 I am your mother! Your true mother! 1047 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,030 What is happening? - My son! 1048 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,954 Vincenzo, this is my son! - No! - I haven't seen him for six years! 1049 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:32,159 Speak, how come you're in this house? - Vincenzo is father to me! 1050 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,473 My son, tell me all! Come with me! 1051 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,869 Prince, you must excuse me, that boy is my son. 1052 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,790 Your son? - Yes, my son. 1053 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,034 I recommend you boys! They're coming, let me make a good impression! 1054 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,839 We'll put the Prince here. Where is the prince? 1055 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,560 He was sleeping on an armchair in the living room. 1056 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:35,195 And was he sleepy! I tried by squirting some water on his face.. 1057 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,556 but couldn't wake him up. - You squirted water on his face! 1058 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:44,312 Have you gone mad? I recommend you, Vincenzo, I don't trust this idiot! 1059 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:49,429 At the end of the meal I'd like to make a nice toast, what do you say? 1060 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,795 I'd say so. - What could I say? 1061 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,070 The same you said at the wedding. 1062 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,636 No, not that! It takes something more noble! 1063 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:04,636 I found it: I toast to the happiness of such fine nobleness! 1064 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:08,670 Bravo! Bravo, dad, my beauty. 1065 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,320 Bravo, dad! - Bravo! Bravo! 1066 01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,035 The poor man got by, eh? 1067 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,750 If he were closer to me... 1068 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,350 Noble gentlemen! Shall we go in the living room and have coffee? 1069 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,351 Yes! With pleasure. Please! 1070 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:25,398 Go in. Go in! Please go in! 1071 01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,915 Prince sir, aren't you coming in the living room? 1072 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,390 I'll stay here a while. The proverb says: "Good food keeps you young". 1073 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:36,040 As you wish! Excuse me. 1074 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,318 Ueh! Young man! 1075 01:12:56,040 --> 01:13:00,556 Where is Bettina's room? - Near Vincenzo's one. 1076 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,674 Here, have another laugh for this moustache. Go! 1077 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,909 Madam, allow me one word. Let me justify and then do what you want. 1078 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,798 We'll talk tomorrow, when you'll have digested the champagne. 1079 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:19,078 The champagne? But I didn't eat or drink. - One wouldn't say. 1080 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,920 How? I cried throughout the whole dinner. 1081 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,589 The tears fell on the plate, I drank a tear bouillon! 1082 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:31,118 Impostor! Liar! - You're right, I'm wrong. I failed. 1083 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,800 Everything would have ended there, if you didn't make that big scene.. 1084 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,518 when you knew about Luisella. 1085 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:40,553 Did you want my good wishes? - No. But, you understand,.. 1086 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:44,958 it was for that mortification that I decided not to see you again. 1087 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:49,397 And when you sent for our son... That is, what am I saying? 1088 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:56,230 Your son! Yes! Because the boy said: "Vincenzo is father to me". 1089 01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,675 I denied him to you! I thought it was the only way to be able some day.. 1090 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:07,435 to make peace. - What excuses! Yet that poor son of mine is without a shirt! 1091 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:12,549 How can a father let his son without a shirt? 1092 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:18,590 It's true! But what would you say if the father of the boy without shirt,.. 1093 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,156 didn't have a shirt himself? - How nice! 1094 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,791 How disgusting! By the way, how come that Vincenzo is father to my son? 1095 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,274 Because Vincenzo, to have him hired, introduced him as his son. 1096 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,637 And said to Peppinello: "Whoever asks, tell him I'm your father". 1097 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,320 Is it possible? - Right so. - But then,.. 1098 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:42,634 if it is so, if you told me the truth, my Bettina, forgive me! 1099 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,999 Forgive me! - Prince sir? - Who is it? 1100 01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:48,394 Who is it? It's me, Vincenzo. 1101 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,670 Me who? It's me, Vincenzo, the valet. 1102 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,229 I was just looking for you. Where are you? 1103 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,430 Behind you, Prince. - Where are you? Ah! 1104 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,750 They ordered me to bring you the coffee. 1105 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,469 I was just looking for you, to tell you that I don't want coffee. 1106 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,676 As you wish, Prince sir! - That's it. 1107 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,193 Vincenzo! - Who is it? 1108 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:10,388 Vincenzo, would you please explain the Prince why Peppinello calls you father? 1109 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:14,309 So, out of curiosity, not else. A noble's curiosity. 1110 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:18,837 Prince sir, I'll tell you, but Don Gaetano musn't know about it! 1111 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,831 Complicity. - You understand... 1112 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,513 Since the boy was out in the streets,.. 1113 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:29,316 in order to hire him I had to tell Don Gaetano that he was my son. 1114 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:34,519 Although, I'd like to have the pleasure to meet his father... 1115 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:40,476 Sure, knowing the father... - so that I could tell him: "Shameless!". 1116 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,599 To the father. - To the father! - Eh! 1117 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:46,633 "How did you have the heart to abandon a creature in the street?" 1118 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,556 "You're a swine"! - The father. - The father! 1119 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:54,872 And I assure you I'd have the force to break his head! 1120 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,280 - To the father. - To the father alright! - Eh, right. 1121 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,238 Why? Did the Prince believe that you were my wife? 1122 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,472 Right, just about. - No, there's nothing between us,.. 1123 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,437 we are just good friends. - I see, I see. 1124 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:12,394 Bettina is an honest girl and a hard worker. - By all means! 1125 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:18,715 Not her husband! Her husband is a no-good delinquent! 1126 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,518 The father? Ehm...The husband? - The husband! 1127 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,759 Allow me, Prince sir. - The father...Sure, sure. 1128 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,749 My Bettina, forgive me. I swear I won't upset you anymore. 1129 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:35,472 We'll see. - Betti', Betti',.. 1130 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,792 I want to see Peppinello! 1131 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:43,671 He's asleep, if he wakes up and sees you with that moustache, he'll get scared. 1132 01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:47,873 I won't wake him up, I'll be quiet. I'll give him a kiss on the epidermis. 1133 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,479 Alright, let's go now. 1134 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:54,112 The Prince was kneeling before Bettina, he held her hands saying: 1135 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:56,794 "My Bettina, if you said the truth..." 1136 01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:00,993 But what truth? - I don't know! Maybe he thought that Bettina and I... 1137 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:05,148 But she was telling him no. - What a mess! The Prince is married! 1138 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:08,198 Bettina as well! - Bettina? - And she's got a son. 1139 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,430 A son? - You know who? Peppinello! 1140 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,193 That little boy? - Right! - Isn't he your son? 1141 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:18,269 Yes! He's my son, but the father is Bettina's husband. 1142 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,112 I can't make anything out of all this! 1143 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,839 Look what a trouble! I was so happy today! 1144 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,356 My daughter's engagement, I made peace with my son... 1145 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:41,470 By the way, did you see how, at lunch, Luigino wispered with the Contessina? 1146 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,270 Thank goodness that nobody noticed! 1147 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:49,635 Dad, why did you leave us alone? - Without you there's no animation. 1148 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,598 But my brother, the Prince, where's? - What? 1149 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,910 - Where's? - Eh... - Where is he? 1150 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,633 Dad! Dad! 1151 01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,311 I'll show the garden to the Contessina, if you permit... 1152 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:06,993 No! I don't permit! Later on we'll all go to the garden, right, Marquis? 1153 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:10,709 Chevalier Excellency, the Princess of Casador! 1154 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:13,395 Your sister-in-law? - But... 1155 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:18,031 But how? The Princess, so sick? Something serious must have happened! 1156 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,833 Take this cigar and these garments back, we're going to get a good hiding! 1157 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,798 Wait, there must be a misunderstanding! - What will happen? 1158 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:33,473 Princess, careful. Careful... - Thank you. Oh! Oh! 1159 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,273 Careful. - Oh! - Luigino, a chair, quick! 1160 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:40,069 It's Don Felice's wife! - It's Luisella! - Luisella! 1161 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:45,150 Careful, be careful. Be careful. - Thank you. Thank you, sir. 1162 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,997 How good of you! - Have a seat. - Thank you. 1163 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,758 Careful! Careful! Careful! Please. Careful careful,careful careful... 1164 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,272 Is she dead? - If only! 1165 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,392 Why did you get out at this time and so sick? 1166 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:10,598 Eh, I know, I know, I shouldn't have moved from home. 1167 01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:16,272 What do you want? I felt so lonely, abandoned by all, and I said: 1168 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:22,475 "Since I must die, I want to do it among my beloved relatives". 1169 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,274 Then hurry up! Try and make it quick. 1170 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:30,992 I know that you little care about me and that you anxiously wait for my death. 1171 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:35,392 But you know what they say: "A wished death never comes". 1172 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,990 If you felt some love for me, you should have said: 1173 01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:44,518 "Poor Princess, what is she doing at home all alone? We're having fun,.." 1174 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,309 "drinking, eating, and that poor Princess is on an empty stomach!" 1175 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:52,712 On an empty stomach! - The doctor told the lady to fast! 1176 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:57,550 Yes, he ordered me so, but now I feel much better. Yes! 1177 01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,508 Today I had two hard eggs and a piece of bread,.. 1178 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:06,829 just in order to have the energy to come here and see the bride myself. 1179 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:15,113 And then because I need to speak to the Prince. By the way, where is the Prince? 1180 01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:18,238 Maybe in the garden. - Yes? Then let's go to the garden. 1181 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:21,318 Let's go! - Let's go. Careful. Careful! 1182 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,914 Look at her, what a comedian! She's all floured. 1183 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,639 Don't pull me, I'm still too weak. 1184 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:31,277 I'm weak. - Eh! - Of course! Because I'm sick. 1185 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:37,437 My legs shake. Then, at this hour, I always have a little cough. 1186 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:42,949 Anxiety, convulsions... And, you know when I calm down? 1187 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,077 When I see the Prince. - Yes. 1188 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:48,357 Let me see the Prince and I'll calm down. - Let's go. 1189 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,988 Let's go and see the Prince! - Let's go! 1190 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,116 I want to see the Prince! - Walk! 1191 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,794 Let's go and see the Prince! - Move! 1192 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,235 Let's go and see the Prince! - Move! 1193 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,436 Euge'! Too many relatives! What will happen now? - Let's hope well. 1194 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,956 How beautiful is this son of mine, eh? 1195 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,432 His son? May we know whose son he is, this Peppinello? 1196 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,468 Ours. Everybody's practically. - Oh! 1197 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,192 Do you think the Prince will be bothered, if we call him? 1198 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:32,748 Miss! - Eh? 1199 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:36,356 There's Mr. Beb�! - And you tell me with that face? 1200 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,670 Who is it, the same old suitor? - Yes. 1201 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,234 Then I'll go and welcome him! - Eugenio! 1202 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,353 I'm eager to meet him. - Give me a kiss first. 1203 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:46,909 What pity! 1204 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:50,835 Mr. Beb�! 1205 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,353 Eugenio! - Dad! 1206 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:57,109 Dad, what are you doing here? - How? I'm your father,.. 1207 01:21:57,240 --> 01:22:00,198 I came to check what you are doing in this house! 1208 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:05,155 So you are Mr. Beb�! And while you forbid me to marry a ballerina.. 1209 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:08,596 you don't disdain being her most assiduous woer. 1210 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:13,237 Woer.. Anyway, I repeat, I'm your father! 1211 01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,791 And I don't want that you question my life! - Of course. 1212 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:21,152 But we must see what will think of it my aunt, the Princess of Casador. 1213 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,270 You won't do this to me, will you? - I will! 1214 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,549 You won't! 1215 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:31,148 Anyway, if you want to marry Gemma, I have nothing against it. 1216 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,350 It's not enough. I want your consent. 1217 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:39,117 With my consent, never! - Then I shall go and see the Princess of Casador! 1218 01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:42,552 One moment! Wait! Assassin! Quiet! 1219 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,480 Let's find an agreement, let's try and understand each other! 1220 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:50,275 Young Marquis, you're wanted by the Marquis, your father. 1221 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:56,472 How? I want you? How? - Yes dad, now I'll explain everything.. 1222 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,788 Gemma's father... 1223 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,917 Prince. - Eh? - Forgive me, if I disturbed you,.. 1224 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,197 do you know who wants to speak to you? - To me? Your daughter? 1225 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,350 No, your wife. - My wife? - Yes. 1226 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,953 Which one? - The Princess. 1227 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,629 Ah! But, right the Princess Princess? - The Princess. 1228 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,997 I'm going back to Bettina. - But, poor soul, she's so sick! 1229 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:19,999 Rightly so, God forbid! I'm afraid of the infection! Send her away! 1230 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:25,109 If she dies here, it's trouble! You cant even play it at the lottery! 1231 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:29,717 Because a dead Princess makes 92. Chase her away! Chase her away! 1232 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:37,470 Prince! At last I find you! I have so many things to tell you! 1233 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:43,078 Hug me! Tell me something as well! - Dear wife, but how?.. 1234 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:47,478 So sick you got out of bed? Do you know you could have died? 1235 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:53,476 She could die at any moment, and she's not dead! She's not dead! 1236 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,279 Brother, what do you say about this unexpected visit? 1237 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:59,909 It gave us so much pleasure! - We all remained speechless! 1238 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:06,349 Excuse me, you nobles must talk of intimate things, if you'll excuse me,.. 1239 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:09,273 I shall withdraw. With your permission. - Please. - With your permission. 1240 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:13,194 And if you permit, you nobles must talk, I'll withdraw as well. 1241 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:17,472 No! Not you! You may go, good man. 1242 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:21,998 I want to be alone with my husband. - My respects, Princess. 1243 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:26,349 Ah! - Ah! 1244 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:30,594 It seems you're not so pleased by my visit! - No! No and no! 1245 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,314 You could do anything except coming here! 1246 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:37,638 We're not amusing ourselves here! We're working, we're earning our soup! 1247 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,634 And I want to earn it too! - The soup is finished! There isn't any! 1248 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,593 Yes! - Let's not be known for what we are! 1249 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,439 Don't shout! Quiet! - Quiet who? 1250 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,633 Don't shout! - I don't want to see you anymore! 1251 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:56,555 I can't bear this any longer! I dump you and I leave! - Good! Have you heard? 1252 01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:00,992 Bravo! Well! Encore! They are witnesses! She dumps me and she leaves. Witnesses! 1253 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:05,039 These are not mere witnesses, these are eyewitnesses. Are you eyed? - Yes! 1254 01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:09,079 They're eyed. I'm leaving! But first you must take out of pawn.. 1255 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,595 all my stuff! - How much is this hock? 1256 01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,991 247 lire! - For 247 lire you make all this fuss? 1257 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,509 247 lire! 1258 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,836 Give me 247 lire! - Take an IOU. 1259 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:23,755 Is it possible that there's no one who gives me 247 lire not to see her again? 1260 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:24,955 I'll give'm to you! 1261 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,149 Donna Bettina! - Your wife! 1262 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:39,951 What? Are there cats on the roofs? - Ah! So you're here, you are. 1263 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:46,958 Then it's all clear. It's all set! It means that you'll give me the 247 lire.. 1264 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:51,432 because they're nothing to you! 1265 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:56,276 Of course they're nothing! I earn them with my work! 1266 01:25:56,440 --> 01:26:00,353 You know what? Go away by hook, or you'll go away by crook! 1267 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:04,997 I'll go away by the crook? Me, go away by the crook! 1268 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:08,317 You'll go by the crook, yes! - Do you hear her? Do you hear her? 1269 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,271 Stop it, that's the wife! - Yes! - Yes! 1270 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,234 And the wife should get upset with the husband for going around playing tricks! 1271 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:17,551 No! With you, who went with a married man! 1272 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,789 She's right! 1273 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,959 Funicular without current! - Me?! - My wife got current aplenty! 1274 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:40,676 Easy, I say! I say, easy! - Easy! Easy! 1275 01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:45,675 Gentlemen, nobles! Contessa! Princess! Baro... 1276 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:50,397 Prince! - What's up? 1277 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:53,796 You lost a moustache! - Me? - Yes. - You're joking! 1278 01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:57,470 By Jove! It's true! Let's not play tricks, eh? Who snatched it? 1279 01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:01,076 Don't pay attention, it's a blood reaction. Yes, yes! 1280 01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:04,989 You see, in quarrels there's those who loose their cool, some the patience,.. 1281 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,634 I loose my hair. This time, it was the moustache's turn. 1282 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:09,995 What? - The blood reaction snatched my moustache! 1283 01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:15,274 But Marquis! Countess! Princess! - What Countess! What Prince? 1284 01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:19,314 Didn't you realize that they are four pennyless crooks? 1285 01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:23,837 This is Don Felice, the scribe! The other is Don Pasquale, the photographer! 1286 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:27,509 But Princess! - What Princess and Princess!? 1287 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:32,913 Is it possible you didn't understand? What sort of an idiot are you? 1288 01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:40,151 Come on please! I'm leaving now, but tomorrow bring me 247 lire,.. 1289 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:44,871 or, wherever you are, I'll give you a beat that'll open your skull! 1290 01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:51,997 Real good! These four crooks! The Prince! The Marquis! The Countess! 1291 01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:57,149 The Contessina! Shoo! Blow you! Ah! 1292 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,435 Get out of my way! 1293 01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:01,872 No matter what she says, remember I'm a gentleman. 1294 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:06,909 Marquis, what's this mess? - Forgive me, it was me who devised.. 1295 01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:10,755 this stratagem, because I love your daughter too much. - Yes dad, forgive. 1296 01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:14,071 Now though I'm ready to marry her with the consent of my father, who is here. 1297 01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:15,149 You, his father? 1298 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:20,229 Why did you call yourself Beb�? - It's very simple. I came into.. 1299 01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:23,477 this house incognito in order to better know Gemma.. 1300 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:27,912 and check if she was worthy of my son. - Yes dad, I knew it. 1301 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:31,794 Then, what should I say? Get married! And may heaven bless you! 1302 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:36,155 Dad, my beauty, why don't you bless us too? - What? What? 1303 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:39,391 Yes dad, bless them too! Come on! - And why should I bless them? 1304 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,948 Because I love him. - My beauty! 1305 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:47,076 Chevalier, since you go aroung blessing, do us a favor, bless us too. 1306 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:50,038 But Bettina is already married. - I know. She's married to me. 1307 01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,588 To you? - Right. - And the boy, whose son is he? 1308 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,319 He's my son! - He's our son. - Eh, right. 1309 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:57,710 What a cheek this is! 1310 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,836 I want to see if he still remembers. - Yes. 1311 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,035 Here I am! 1312 01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:11,478 Order me, Chevalier Excellency! - Tell me, whose son are you? 1313 01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:14,871 Vincenzo is father to me! - And who is this? 1314 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:16,674 Uh! Dad! 1315 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:21,791 Yes, I'm your father! Who went through so many troubles, from true misery.. 1316 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:25,839 to false nobility... - What a pity, I got so well accustomed to be a lord! 1317 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:27,916 Uh! 1318 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,878 - Absent-mindedness... - Pasquale! 1319 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,149 Excuse him, eh! 1320 01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:39,996 I go back to misery, but I do not complain. 1321 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:43,909 Enough for me to know my audience happy again. 120286