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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Screaming, Echoing ]
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- [ Woman ]
Falling in love is beautiful.
- [ Blowing Raspberry ]
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[ Continues ]
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We do it for one reason: nothing in the world makes us feel so good.
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Don't!
That hurts!
[ Imitating ]
Don't!
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Oh, poor Kate.
Let me make it better.Ow!
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You're ugly. You're ugly!
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[ Woman ] First love is the most powerful because no one's been hurt yet.
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My first love was Bobby Norton.
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Everything he did had a sort of magic to it.
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The way he smiled, the way he talked,
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the way he walked like my favorite actor, Billy Jack.
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Bobby was a movie star.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hi.Hi.
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You okay?Maybe you shouldn't shove
so hard next time.
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[ Sighs ]
My heart just got bigger.
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When I look at you
like this, it looks like
you only have one eye.
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[ Scoffs ]
Thank you.
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[ School Bell Ringing ]
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[ Woman ] One of the many differences...
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between men and women when it comes to love...
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is the need to tell the world every little detail.
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If you do choose to spill your guts to someone,
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just make sure it isn't Becky Sussman.
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Bobby, are you okay?[ Sobbing ]
How could you do it?
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What did I do?You told everybody.
How could you do that?
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All my friends
are making fun of me,
and now it's over.
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It's over!
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Bobby!
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Bobby, I'll tell your friends I was lying!
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I'll let you
hit me harder.
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[ Kate Sobbing ] Bobby?
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[ Woman ] Love is a mine field. You take a step,
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get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again...
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and stupidly take another step.
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I guess that's human nature.
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It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single.
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♪♪
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[ Woman ] ♪ Clouds from chimneys rise
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♪ They're something
wild and free ♪
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♪ That river always runs
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♪ Away from here and you and me ♪
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♪ Honey child
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♪ Oh, my honey child
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♪♪
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♪ These stones
are in your hands ♪
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♪ Through the air across the sea ♪
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♪♪ [ Fades ]
What's new, Frank?
Kate.
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It, uh, doesn't
make the elevator go
any faster, Kate.
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Yeah. I know.
But it makes me
feel more involved.
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Are you angry?No! Why?
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Well, I just heard
this thing where
single women...
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tend to be
eight times angrier
than married women.
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Maybe you should write
an article about that,
since you're not married.
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Uh, yeah.
[ Scoffs ]
I would, but uh--
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[ Elevator Dings ]I'm in the middle
of writing an article...
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on married bald guys
who can't get hard
without Viagra.
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[ Woman ] ♪ Hold me closer
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♪ Closer still and
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♪ Closer, say I
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♪ All the ways I will
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♪♪
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♪ Ah, honey child ♪
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- You're late.
- I know.
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Not a good day
to be late.Why not?
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Because the antichrist
is really pissed at you.
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She said she wants to see you in her office right now.
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Oh, God.
Why?
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Well, I'm not
supposed to say.
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Do you have any
stretch marks?Not yet.
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Damn!
Have a deadline
on my vitamin E piece.
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I know that heifer
in accounting has them,
but she's not talking.
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[ Yelling ]
Does anybody have
any stretch marks?
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Sit down.
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Oh, God.
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Don't get old, Kate.
Old is ugly.
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Ugly is death.
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- You're fired.
- What?
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[ Into Intercom ]
Get me Leo.
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Were you planning on turning
in the article I assigned
after I read that one?
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You said I should make
the article my own, so I did.
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Kate. [ Chuckles ]
Kate, this is a step-by-step
description of sucking cocks.
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Right. Actually, I called
it a blow-by-blow.Very clever.
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"When life sucks, so should you.
Oral sex can cure depression--"
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What the fuck
were you thinking?All right.
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So maybe the title
is a little harsh.
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But I found a great hook,
don't you think?When I said make it your own,
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I meant draw from
your own experiences
and relationships.
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That's what I did.
I know ten times more
about blow jobs...
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than I do
about relationships.
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I've failed at
every relationship
I've ever been in.
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I don't know what's going on
in your personal life, and
I really don't give a shit.
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The point is,
our readers still have hope.
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This is called Monique
magazine. Monique.
My name is at stake here.
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It is not called, Tired, Old, Jaded Dick-sucker Review.
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All right.
Wh-What if Mary...
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writes the piece on
perfect relationships,
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and Ido the little thing
on stretch marks.
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I know tons of people
with stretch marks.
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[ Items From Purse Clattering ]Okay.
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I'm going to be completely
honest with you here.
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I can't cope
with being fired.
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This is the only thing
in my entire life
I haven't failed at.
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I can do the assignment.
I know I can.
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Can you finish 2,500
happy, perky words
by deadline tonight?
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- Absolutely.
- Then you are
temporarily "unfired."
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Thank you.Now get the fuck
out of my office.
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[ Chattering ]
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[ Sighs, Whispers ]
Shit! Shit! Shit!
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So, were you fired?Not yet.
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Hey, somebody made a copy
of your blow job article
and circulated it.
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Pretty good.
So, you use your hands,
huh?
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[ Groans ]
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Happy, perky notes...
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on how to find and keep
that perfect man.
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[ Clicks Off ][ Sighs ]
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[ Kate ] We all want to be loved.
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Sometimes it doesn't even matter who loves us,
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as long as they make us feel less alone.
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What makes a relationship last forever?
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I guess if I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't be living alone with my four cats.
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[ Happy Chattering ]
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They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs to get to the prince.
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Richard Miltner was the most boring frog I ever dated.
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But sometimes, you just have to get out of the house.
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...The masculine
and the feminine--
[ Sighs ]
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Boy, we lucked out
pretty good.
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My mother's corns
aren't usually this bad,
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but lucky for us she wasn't
able to walk well enough
to come to the show.
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It's haunting,
don't you think?
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What?Uh, the paintings.
They're pretty disturbing.
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- You think?
- If I had a kid,
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I definitely wouldn't
put one of these up
in his bedroom.
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Unless I hated him.
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My father would have
hung stuff like this
from my ceilings.
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He hated me.
You know, my mother
hated me too.
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She used to tell me I was dying of cancer when I was four.
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Yeah. Always sent me into these deep depressions.
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Which was what she wanted,
because then I wouldn't
ask her to make me lunch.
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Yeah, she hated
when I bugged her
for food and stuff.
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Hey, uh, would you
like a champagne?What?
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Uh, a champagne.
Would you like one?
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Yeah.
Absolutely.Okay.
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Were you lookin'
for me?
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No! [ Chuckles ][ Chuckles ]
Okay.
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No, I really wasn't
looking for anybody.
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You mind if
I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure.
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In the corner?In the corner?
[ Laughs ]
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I don't like
the middle of rooms.
It's--
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Just come with me to the corner.
Nobody's behind you
in the corner.
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Just--
Come on.
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So, who's that guy
you're with?What guy?
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Oh, uh, Richard?
He's a stand-up comedian.
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Yeah, he seems funny.
Is he your boyfriend?Richard? No.
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No, he's 30 years old, and
he lives with his mother.
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So what do you think
of the paintings?
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I love the style, but
I think they're immature.
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Immature?Mm-hmm.
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- What makes you say that?
- Look at that one over there.
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- Yeah?
- What the hell's
that supposed to mean?
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That? I think that one's supposed to mean that there's a woman...
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pulling a severed head
out of her ass.
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What's the point?
What do I learn from it?
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[ Chuckles ]
Maybe that's it.
Maybe there's no point.
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You're not supposed
to learn anything.
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I wonder what
the artist looks like.
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He must be pretty scary
with shit like that
coming out of his head.
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Maybe he has a highly-developed
dark side that you might not be
in contact with.
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How long did it take you
to paint that one?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, gosh.
There you are.
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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You are a doll!
Look at this. Thank you.Uh, Richard,
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Adam Levy.
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Oh, wow!
Wow, you're the artist.
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Wow, you're the lucky guy.Oh, yeah, we were just
getting around...
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to discussing
our future children.
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Right, but I don't think
you're gonna have
a future together.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me? In order to have a future,
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I would assume you would
see the person again.
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You're not going to be
seeing her anymore, 'cause
she's my girlfriend now.
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- What?
- What?
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From the moment we laid eyes
on each other, we had
this immediate spark.
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Isn't that right, uh--
Kate!Kate.
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Isn't that right, Kate?No, actually.
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Oh, I-- Oh.
Is this some kind of joke, or--
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No, no, but this is--
Two guys walk into a bar.
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One guy is a 30-year old
stand-up comedian who lives
with his mother.
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Okay. Could we, uh,
go now, please?
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Um, uh--
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You know, it is women like you
who turn men into weirdos.
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Richard--No, no, don't bother.
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Once I've been hurt,
there's no turning back.
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Wow, that wasn't cool.
I made it weird.
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[ Kate ] It was mean. You shouldn't have done that. [ Adam ] I know, I know.
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So, where should we eat?
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You are without a doubt
the tallest woman
I've ever met in my life.
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Really?Mm-hmm.
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Could I see your hands?
I've been noticing them.
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You just have these
long E.T. fingers.
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Like a tree frog.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my-- How big?
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Size 11.
Yeah, size 11.Size 11?
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Woman's size 11?Is this some artist thing?
Focusing on people's flaws?
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I don't see them as flaws.
I see them as God's
little artistic choices.
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So I guess God decided
to give you this
abnormally large head.
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You know what's different about that?
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You're being shitty and mean,
and I was celebrating
your body.
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Who you are as a person.
Yeah, I was.You were celebrating my body.
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You know, I like this part
of the relationship, normally.
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And what part is that?When it's new, you know.
You ask all the fun questions.
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Mm, right. Me first.
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Okay.What's your relationship like
with your dad?
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Um, my dad's dead.
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He was hit by a car
in front of me
when I was six.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I don't--
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Just kidding.
We get along great.
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Any brothers and sisters?It's my turn.
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No, I've taken your turn away.
Any brothers or sisters?
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I have three older brothers.
How many women
have you slept with?
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Excuse me?Oh, come on.
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It's not like you haven't
counted them. How many?
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- How many men
have you slept with?
- Not that many. Thirteen.
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Thirteen?Mm-hmm.
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As, like,
13 different guys?Yeah.
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Spread out over the years,
that's not so many.
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Aren't you gonna
answer the question?
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Two. Okay?
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Two?
That's it?
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That's it.
Some of us actually believe
in having full relationships.
234
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,090
I know that might be hard--Hey, I believe
in relationships.
235
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,223
Mine just happened
to be short ones.
236
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,791
[ Chuckles ][ Sighs ] I'm sorry, I can't--
You're like a whore.
237
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,838
[ Laughs ]
238
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,927
Excuse me?You are.
239
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,235
Thirteen. Jesus Christ.
Give me a break.
240
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,457
So, were you popular
in high school?What do you think?
241
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,112
[ Laughs ]
I guess that's a "no."
242
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:27,334
I don't need this shit.
I really don't. I happened
to have been very popular.
243
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,206
I was an artist.
I used to draw
all the pretty girls.
244
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,775
I used to make them look
better than they did,
and they loved me.
245
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,560
No, they didn't sleep with me,
but they did, they loved me.
246
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,085
How about you?
You were probably real popular,
with that attitude.
247
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,348
You must have been like
the girls from Carrie.
248
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,438
Nope. No. I had
huge buck teeth,
249
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,441
and bony knees, and
I slouched 'cause I was
trying to hide the fact...
250
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,096
that I hadn't grown
any boobs yet.
251
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,924
My hair was all stringy,
and everybody called me
"Horse Face."
252
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,144
Horse Face?
Yeah, it suits you.
253
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:58,060
Oh, you think so?No, I like it.
Yeah.
254
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,062
You like it.Yeah. What's the longest kiss
you've ever had?
255
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:05,676
The longest kiss?You know what? Don't tell me.
It'll make me jealous.
256
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,810
Just make sure
this one's longer, okay?
257
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,733
[ Kate ] Adam was unlike any guy I'd ever known.
258
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,083
We were instant best friends.
259
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:25,348
Two people who understood each other without having to say a word.
260
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,698
It wasn't like that at all in my first relationship.
261
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,270
It was a bad idea to give up my virginity to my high school French teacher.
262
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,191
[ Groans ]
If two people...
263
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,280
who want to be
a couple of them,
264
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,022
it is good when they are
making love with each other...
265
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,720
because if you're nice-- compris?What?
266
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,680
[ Sighs Deeply ]
Let's make love.[ Sighs, Gulps ]
267
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:57,815
We will, Mr. Bossard,
I promise.
268
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,774
I don't think
I can tonight, though.
269
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,516
I'm not really
ready yet.
270
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,605
You are not ready
because you feel
you and I...
271
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,390
do not have
the quality of life
together with each other.
272
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,176
[ Clicks Tongue ]
I am sad for this.What?
273
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,918
[ Sighs Deeply ]
Let's make love, Cherie,please.
I am waiting for so long.
274
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,966
[ Gasps ]
Will it hurt?Do not be scary.
275
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,837
I am there for you
needing me.
276
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,059
What?[ Sighs ]
277
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,322
[ Gasps, Holds Breath ]
278
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,803
[ Clattering ]
279
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,415
[ Grunts, Pants ]
280
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,591
[ Kate ] Mr. Bossard? [ Bossard ] Eh?
281
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,551
Are you... doing it?Oui.
282
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,466
I can't believe it![ Yawns, Snorts ]
283
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,598
This was supposed to hurt!
284
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,253
Maybe it's because I've ridden horses all my life.
285
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,561
Are you... smaller than most guys? [ Groans ]
286
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,259
♪♪
287
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,870
[ Kate ] My older man/daddy phase continued on past high school...
288
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,046
and right into college.
289
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:58,006
I was not a very evolved person by the time I ran into Eric.
290
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:02,358
[ Crashing Metal ] ♪ Hey, now I'm really draggin' ♪
291
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,231
♪♪ [ Fades ]
292
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,972
Are you okay?Are you blind?
Are you out of your mind?
293
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,714
What is wrong with you?
This is a brand-new car![ Sobbing, Indistinct ]
294
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,021
Oh, my God!
You could have
fucking killed me!
295
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:16,677
What are you doing?Hey, hey, hey. Okay.
Shh. I said I'm sorry.
296
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,506
This is Armani!
A $500 shirt.I didn't see you.
297
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,638
- You didn't see me?
- I didn't see you.
298
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,772
Were you painting
your fucking toenails?Hey! Listen, fuck face!
299
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:28,036
I didn't see you, okay?
I didn't wake up
this morning and go,
300
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,909
"Oh, geez, today's the day
I want to crash into some
fucking uptight yuppie."
301
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,129
- All right?
- You know what, lady?
Fuck you, okay?
302
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,262
Fuck you. Oh, yeah?Fuck you!
303
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,352
- Hey!
- Oh, shit! Fuck!
304
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,571
Fuck, all right?
There! You gonna see that?
305
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,835
[ Both Shouting
Simultaneously ]
306
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,055
Okay, break it up.
Break it up.
307
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,753
[ Babbling, Indistinct ]Shut up!
Hands behind your--
308
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,626
Hands behind your back.
Hit him! Hit him![ Screaming Simultaneously ]
309
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:57,587
[ Woman On Police Radio ]I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
310
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,982
The wrong foot?
You just beat the shit
out of my car.
311
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,114
[ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry about that.
312
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,335
Let's just--
Maybe we can start
over again, all right?
313
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,773
You got any plans
for dinner tonight?
After we make bail.
314
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,477
So, this is where
writers hang out, huh?Mm-hmm.
315
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,264
What do you write about?
316
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,397
I'm working on a novel
between my journalism classes
at U.C.L.A.
317
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,269
Ooh. Novel, huh?Mm-hmm.
318
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,489
- What's it about?
- Death.
319
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,406
Hmm.
That sounds interesting.
320
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,279
So, what do you do?
321
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,021
I work a lot with
Big Red Ass Monkeys.
322
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,634
It's a band, you know?
323
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,420
You know the band?
♪♪ [ Imitates Guitar ]
324
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,597
♪ Big Red Ass Monkeys
are here ♪
I direct music videos.
325
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,816
Is that the one
where the naked girl
swims with a chimp?
326
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,777
Ape.
Great ape.Right.
327
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,867
I guess chimps don't have
those big, red asses.
328
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,217
I don't know.
I never checked.[ Chuckling ]
329
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:14,447
You think maybe...
I could kiss you?
330
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,755
- Maybe later.
- Maybe later when?
331
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:22,237
Maybe later, like in five seconds.
332
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,676
Five, four, three,
two--
333
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:31,507
♪ Lookin' over my weak side shoulder ♪[ Groans ]
334
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:35,337
♪ Makes me sit all night envision playin'
hard to forget ♪
335
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:39,776
♪ Dominatin' the party conversation ♪
336
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:44,172
♪ But never sayin' nothin' that she'll regret ♪
337
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:48,132
[ Groaning, Screaming ] ♪ No bloomin' Daisy is this woman's kind of crazy ♪
338
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,657
[ Cries Continue ] ♪ No sense of motion
339
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,659
♪ From bells to beehive
340
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,748
♪ I love to kiss her
341
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:57,664
♪ All highest her [ Man Groaning ]
342
00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:00,667
♪ Till my tongue is tied
343
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:04,018
♪ Yes, you're retro-sexy
344
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,107
♪♪ [ Fades ]
345
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,026
[ Clicks Cheek ]
346
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,121
Ah, I hate
when that happens.
347
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:26,083
A toast. To our three-week anniversary.
348
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,955
[ Chuckles ]
349
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:34,875
You know, I think this is
the longest relationship
I've ever been in.
350
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:39,532
Well, not counting
Mr. Bossard, which
lasted one semester.
351
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:42,926
-Oh, God, did I ever tell you--
-Can we not talk about your
high school French teacher?
352
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:46,190
- It really disturbs me.
- Okay.
353
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:50,238
- Good.
- So, what about your
last relationship?
354
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,762
Oh, God.
What about it?
355
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:56,549
How long was it, again?Five miserable years.
356
00:22:56,592 --> 00:23:01,423
- What did you have in common?
- Mm, nothing.
357
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:06,080
- What do we have in common?
- We have a lot in common.
358
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:08,996
Like what?
359
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:13,000
Like...
360
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:17,396
how many people do you know
who can comfortably have sex
in public places?
361
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,485
Every guy I've ever met.
362
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,490
Morning. You know what day today is, don't you?
363
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:27,231
What?Sunday morning.
364
00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,191
My turn.
365
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,193
I thought
it was my turn.
366
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:34,500
Nope.
It's my turn.
367
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:42,029
You know what?
This game's idiotic.
368
00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:44,945
It's not spontaneous
if it's scheduled.That's not true.
369
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:48,252
See, scheduled spontaneity
is the key to long-term love.
370
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,254
[ Both Chuckling ]
371
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,648
Ahh!
372
00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:55,434
Don't look so happy.[ Laughing ]
373
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,523
I like Sundays.
374
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:03,529
Now, careful, careful. [ Grunting ]
375
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:06,053
Ohh, yeah.
376
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:09,056
Ohh, y--
[ Groans ] [ Doorbell Ringing ]
377
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,799
Uh, I'm not
getting that.They can wait. Come on.
378
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,456
You get it or you're
not gettin' it.I can't get it.
379
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:24,419
All right.
380
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,377
[ Imitating
Schwarzenegger ]
I'll be back.
381
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,423
[ Doorbell Continues
Ringing ]
382
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,993
Just don't lose
your concentration, okay?[ Kate Chuckles ]
383
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,562
Oh, where are
you going, huh?[ Laughing ]
384
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,520
Oh, now you want some,
don't you?[ Growling ]
385
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,654
Just hold that thought,
okay?Daddy!
386
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:47,703
- Daddy, guess what? I got
a kitty and I named him--
- We're gonna go.
387
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,010
Come on, sweet.
Come with mommy.It's not what it looks like.
388
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:54,188
- Mel, will you wait?
Mel?
- [ Daughter Crying ]
389
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:57,191
Kate. Kate!
I can expla--
Kate!
390
00:24:57,234 --> 00:25:00,194
Will you come back?
I'm trying to tell you--[ Sobbing ]
391
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:03,502
Will you stop?
Will you stop?What are you?
392
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,678
I understand
how you feel, okay?No, no.
393
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:09,072
No, you don't. You have
no idea how anyone feels.
You're a sociopath.
394
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,988
Look, I'm planning on
getting a divorce!Don't ever touch me.
395
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,557
Kate!Daddy!
396
00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:20,475
[ Crying ] [ Kate ] Even when bad relationships end,
397
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,696
the pain can be severe enough to screw you up for years.
398
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,437
We all pick up a little baggage after every breakup.
399
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:29,528
The hope is that when the bags start to accumulate,
400
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,531
we're still able to drag them into the next relationship.
401
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,316
Fortunately, when Adam and I moved in together,
402
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,361
my carry-on baggage was fairly light.
403
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:40,451
[ Door Opening ]
404
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,758
Hey, uh--
Let's put that one
in the bedroom.
405
00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:46,719
I was going to put Paul's Entrails
in the bedroom.That's better for the bathroom.
406
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,157
If you want
to be obvious.Okay. Whatever you want.
407
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,595
[ Laughs ]
408
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:58,426
I love you,
horse face.I love you, too.
409
00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:01,385
I love you. I mean,
I love you more than
I've ever loved anybody...
410
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,953
ever... in my life.
411
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,743
Where are you goin'?
Kate?
412
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,531
Oh, God.Okay. Say it.
413
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,620
Why do you want me
to say it again?Because it was cute,
414
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,666
and I want
that cute moment
saved forever.
415
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,494
Honey, I--
It's not gonna sound cute.
It's gonna sound forced.
416
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:25,845
And I'm irritated,
so could we just-- Just say it.
417
00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:29,152
- I love you.
- [ Laughs ]
418
00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:32,242
- "Horse face."
- I love you, horse face.
419
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,288
I love you too.
Now strip.
420
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,638
Strip?Strip.
421
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:40,207
Put the--
Put the toy away, and we'll--Go on.
422
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,513
Don't poke the bear
in the zoo.Come on.
423
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,733
Don't poke the bear
in the zoo.Take it off. Come on!
424
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,648
Don't poke the bear
in the zoo.Whip it out.
425
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,650
♪ Do it now, ha
426
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,872
♪ Yea, hey
427
00:26:55,178 --> 00:27:00,575
- ♪ Hey, once I was
a boogie singer ♪
- [ No Audible Dialogue ]
428
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,926
♪ Playin' in a rock 'n' roll band ♪
429
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:08,975
♪ I never had no problems, yeah ♪
430
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:13,109
♪ Burnin' down the one-night stands ♪
431
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:18,288
♪ When everything around me, yeah ♪
432
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:22,815
♪ Got to stop from feelin' so low ♪
433
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:26,688
♪ Then I decided quickly Yes, I did ♪
434
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:31,040
♪ To disco down and check out the show ♪
435
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:34,827
♪ Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin'
to the groovin' ♪
436
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:37,438
♪♪ [ Fades ]
437
00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:42,095
When you finally get to share your lonely bed with the one you love,
438
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:45,620
life just doesn't get any better.
439
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,363
Oh, God.
Ow, baby.
[ Chuckling ]
That was not me!
440
00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:51,844
Stop. Stop it.
Come on.
441
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:54,934
That was you.That's the first time
you ever--
442
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,240
That was your first fart.
Come here, baby.
443
00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:59,678
That was
your first fart.
You do love me.
444
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,419
[ Laughing ]
Don't blame it on me.
445
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,595
That's so cute.
You're embarrassed.
446
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:08,208
Come here. Come here.
No woman has ever farted
in front of me before.
447
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:11,298
[ Man ] ♪ Under the light of the moon
448
00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,561
♪ Mother Earth
449
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:16,825
♪ Will fall asleep so soon
450
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:20,263
♪ Dream of many a thing
451
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:23,397
♪ Before she'll slowly wake up ♪
452
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,443
♪ And then
453
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:30,796
♪ We're all touring for the morning train ♪
454
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:35,017
♪ 'Cause the alarm clock overslept again ♪
455
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:39,065
♪ And when the day is done the battle's won ♪
456
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,241
♪ But she'll never know
457
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,373
♪ What's goin' on
458
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,293
♪ Get up, stay down
459
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:53,514
♪ Get pushed around ♪
460
00:28:57,474 --> 00:29:00,303
[ Door Creaking, Closing ]
461
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:03,263
Hi.[ Weakly ]
Hi.
462
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:11,314
- Hi.
- What?
463
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:14,317
- What?
- Why are you smiling
at me like that?
464
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:17,016
Because it's our
one-year anniversary.
You should be smiling too.
465
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,148
[ Sighs ]
466
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,630
- Well, I guess so.
- Come here.
467
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,328
Come on!
468
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,504
No, come here.
469
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,463
Come on. Are you
a grouchy little bunny?Yeah.
470
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,292
Yeah.[ Sighs ]
471
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,903
Well, I'm going to be
taking you to someplace
very special today.
472
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:38,080
Where?Well, it's a surprise.
473
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,648
Now, go fill me a tub,
and I'll take you.
474
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,303
Now? In the middle
of the day?I'm feeling very, very dirty.
475
00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:46,828
I need a tub.Forget it.
476
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,352
It's our annivers--
Could you just
fill me a tub?
477
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:52,051
Come on, you big grouch.
Just go.
478
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:54,836
My God, it's like
pulling teeth with you
to get anything.
479
00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:00,624
- [ Meowing ]
- Oh, my God!
480
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:07,066
Are you insane?
What are we going to do
with all these kitties?
481
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,024
I don't know.
We'll make stew,
I figured.
482
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:12,027
[ Chuckles ]What are they doing
in there?
483
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:14,073
What are they do--
They like you, obviously.
484
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,205
This one's Louie,
this one's Murray.
485
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:19,992
- This one's Steve
and this one is Mordecai.
- [ Purring ]
486
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:24,039
I got 'em from
the Chinese restaurant.
487
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:27,129
[ High-Pitched Voice ]
Hi, Mommy. Hello.
488
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:30,132
Aren't I cute?
Hi!
489
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:32,961
You're my new mommy now.
490
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:35,659
[ Normal Voice ]
Bet the other 13 guys you slept
with didn't get you a litter...
491
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,531
of cute little kitties
like this, did they?
492
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,793
I'm pregnant.
493
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,754
You're--
Really?
494
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:46,932
I took the little
stick test this morning,
and it turned pink.
495
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:50,805
Pink? Is it--
Isn't it supposed to be
like a plus sign?
496
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:54,461
Believe it or not, Adam,
I know how to pee on a stick
and read directions.
497
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:01,685
- I thought we were being safe.
- Yeah, I guess not safe enough.
498
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:06,865
God, we hardly
know each other.
499
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:09,955
Oh, we know each other.
500
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:12,827
I don't know if I'm ready
to be a mother, Adam.
I'm too confused.
501
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,830
Too immature.
Too messy.
502
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,965
Well, what about abortion?
Did you ever think about that...
503
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,836
possibility?
504
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,624
[ Weeping ]
I-- I just--
505
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,713
I never thought
this would happen to me.
506
00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:32,934
- I don't know what to do.
- Okay, baby. Here. Come here.
507
00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:35,154
Shh, shh.
Don't worry, okay?
508
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:37,417
A lot of people would think
this is the world's
greatest anniversary present.
509
00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:41,595
Really?
What do you think?
510
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:44,685
I tell you what
I think. I think that
our baby would be...
511
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:48,602
the cutest little thing
that ever walked around
in poo-poo pants.
512
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:51,605
[ Chuckles ]
You wouldn't be scared?
513
00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:56,044
Of what? Of doing the most
natural thing in the world?
514
00:31:56,088 --> 00:32:00,614
Of bringing a gorgeous little
brilliant little genius
into the world? No.
515
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,833
No, I won't
be scared at all.
516
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,488
What if it wasn't
a gorgeous genius? What if
it was an ugly little troll?
517
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,275
Well, I guess we just
have to pray to God...
518
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,712
that the baby
takes after me.
519
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,541
[ Chuckling ]
520
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:17,674
We could name it Ned, right?
After my grandfather?
521
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,155
What if it's
a little girl?"Ned-ina," we'd call it.
522
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,201
[ Sniffing ]
Now this one
needs to be changed.
523
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:24,377
I want you to practice
and show me what a good mama
you're going to be.
524
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:30,774
God, my stomach is huge. [ Adam Grunts ]
525
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:35,692
I look like Buddha. It hasn't changed. You're the same as you've always been.
526
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:38,434
So I've always had
a Buddha gut?
527
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,393
Will you calm down?
You've been pregnant a month.
528
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,699
The baby's the size
of a sea monkey.
529
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,658
Pretty soon you'll look like
you swallowed a Volkswagen.
530
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:46,877
Yeah, well, you have
an abnormally large head.
531
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,706
Come on, horse face.
Get over here.
532
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,534
[ Patting Pillow ] Come on.
533
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,366
Let's see
what we got here.
534
00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,021
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
535
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:02,197
Ned says he wants
a womb with a view.
536
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,373
Ned's not very funny.
537
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:07,072
Ned's just a fetus.
We should cut Ned
a little slack.
538
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,816
And I think you're
more beautiful than ever.
539
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:32,358
[ Man ] ♪ Forget what you don't have
540
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:35,535
Kate? ♪ Forget that you don't
541
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,711
Kate?
542
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,801
♪ Just forget it
543
00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:43,630
Kate?
544
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,807
♪ Forget that you're afraid Kate?
545
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,679
[ Kate Weeping ] ♪ Forget that you are
546
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,247
Kate?[ Knocking ]
547
00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,684
You okay, baby? ♪ In a panic
548
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,734
You okay? ♪ Forget that you're alone
549
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:04,564
What's wrong, baby?
What's wrong? ♪ Everyone's alone
550
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,393
Uh, uh--
[ Sobbing ]
551
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,830
I'm bleeding.Oh, God.
552
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:13,225
No, no, something's wrong.Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
553
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:16,489
Something's wrong.Okay, okay, okay.
We're gonna look at it.
554
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,970
♪♪ [ Continues ]We're gonna go.
Where's your robe, baby?
555
00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:21,972
Where's your robe?I don't know.
556
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,974
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
557
00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:26,499
♪ Don't worry It's all right ♪
558
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:34,333
♪ We're all in the dark lookin' for the light ♪
559
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:37,118
♪ The light
560
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:41,209
♪ Don't worry
561
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:47,172
♪ Forget that you can love
562
00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,696
♪ Forget that you can
563
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:54,266
♪ Just forget it ♪
564
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,445
[ Kate ] You think it's possible to love the same person forever?
565
00:34:59,488 --> 00:35:01,795
[ Adam ] Sure. Don't you?
566
00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:06,147
I don't know. I haven't seen a relationship that didn't end in one way or another.
567
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:09,019
What about your parents?
They've been together 35 years.
568
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,109
Yeah, they've lived
in the same house
for that long.
569
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:14,155
I don't think they've said
"I love you" for at least
20 of those years.
570
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:18,072
Maybe that's human nature.
You spend that much time
around a person,
571
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,248
saying "I love you"
is probably just like saying,
572
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,642
you know,
"cheese sandwich."
573
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,558
God, I hope not.
574
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,605
Katie?Hmm?
575
00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:32,739
I cheese sandwich you.
576
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,915
I cheese sandwich you,
too.
577
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,830
[ Both Chuckling ]
578
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:52,193
[ Kate ] The longer you're with the same person, the more annoying they'll become.
579
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:56,241
You'll become annoying too; so if you want everything to be perfect all the time,
580
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:58,939
don't bother having a relationship.
581
00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:02,247
Did you see that
little old lady?Yeah.
582
00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,684
Didn't she look
sad and lonely?Nah, she was hunched over.
583
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,295
I didn't get a good look.
I need some shoes.
584
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,906
Her eyes were so hollow.
585
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:12,692
She's old. All old people
have hollow eyes.
Especially old women.
586
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,824
What?Could we go in here?
587
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:18,176
Wait. What do you mean,
"especially old women"?
588
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:22,049
It's a fact. Women
don't age as well as men.How could you say that?
589
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:24,617
How many 50-year old
women do you see with
20-year old guys?
590
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:28,011
That's a double standard.
That's got nothing to do
with facts.
591
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,318
Who looks better,
Sean Connery or
Shelley Winters?
592
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:32,799
[ Groaning ]
Oh!
593
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:35,889
It's just nature.
Men have thicker skin.
That's why women wrinkle more.
594
00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,934
Shut up!I know what
this is about.
595
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:40,023
You're a woman.
You're afraid of
becoming obsolete.
596
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,156
You're getting to an age
where men are starting
to notice younger girls.
597
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,593
It's freaking you out.
598
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,378
Yeah?
Well, you're going bald.
599
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:52,340
I have the keys!
Where are you going?
600
00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,266
I got one.
What do you have?
601
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:08,226
Just this one about
topless female ninjas.
602
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:11,577
Oh. Well, let's just get
one, okay? 'Cause we'll
forget to return them,
603
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,927
and it'll be like
$800 for two movies.
604
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,059
And, uh, which one
do youwant to get?
605
00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:20,455
Nosferatu.You've seen it 50 times and
every time you get depressed.
606
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,893
I like being depressed.
It makes me feel deep
and introspective.
607
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:27,593
You wanna just hear
what this is about?
Maybe you might like it.
608
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:30,596
"Nasty, naked ninjettes
infiltrate the mob
and take over Little Italy...
609
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:34,252
'nunchaking' their way
to mafia don Guido Mantucci."
610
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:39,039
Wow, that sounds incredible.Why do you have to come
from that place?
611
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:43,043
You think I want to
go home and snuggle
and read subtitles...
612
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:45,350
as the guy sucks blood
out of somebody's neck.
613
00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,048
Can't we ever go to a goddamn video store without getting into an argument?
614
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:51,747
Not as long as you have
such shitty taste in movies.I don't have shitty taste.
615
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:55,490
How can you not appreciate
German expressionism?I love German expressionism.
616
00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:58,188
What I don't like is
what you turn into when
you watch that damn movie.
617
00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,147
You start getting all
fixated on death, like,
"I'm gonna die,"
618
00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:02,889
you're gonna die,
the cat's gonna die."Fuck. Fine, fine.
619
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:05,892
You watch your stupid
titty movie, I'll watch
my death movie.
620
00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:08,460
You return yours.
I'll return mine.Fine.
621
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,596
It's her birthday.
One of these
should be free.
622
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:22,082
[ Kate ] Romance. The most important part of keeping a good relationship going.
623
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:26,739
Be sure to treasure each one of those intimate moments you share together in bed.
624
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:30,308
We haven't had sex
in a while.Hmm?
625
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:33,528
We haven't had sex
in, like, three weeks.Mm-hmm.
626
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,444
You not even
listening to me.
627
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:41,231
No, I wasn't.I said we haven't had sex
in, like, three weeks.
628
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,799
Well, maybe it's because
you clip your toenails
in our bed.
629
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:49,370
What's the real reason?
630
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:52,373
I don't know.
631
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,115
Do you want to
have sex right now?
632
00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:57,552
No.
No, do you?
633
00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:01,164
Nah.
634
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:04,298
Is there something
wrong with us?I don't know.
635
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,910
Maybe we should
force ourselves.
636
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,956
What, like mutual rape?
637
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:12,959
Yeah, it might
turn us on.Hmm.
638
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,494
I'm tired.Yeah, me too.
639
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,151
[ Sighs ]
640
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:37,723
[ Mumbling ]
Love you.Love you too.
641
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:41,727
[ Slurping ]
642
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,077
Don't do that.
You know how much
that bugs me.
643
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,822
[ Slurping ]
644
00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:52,346
I said, don't!
645
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,830
[ Continues Slurping ]
646
00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:00,702
Swear to God, if you
do that one more time,
I-I'm gonna scream.
647
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:04,445
[ Slurping ]
648
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:08,406
[ Kate Screaming ]
649
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,848
[ Adam ] I think it's over.
650
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,154
[ Kate ] What's over?
651
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,983
[ Adam ] Us. I think we're done.
652
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:23,246
[ Kate ] Wh-What are you saying?
653
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,423
[ Adam ] I think I need to break up.
654
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:32,386
What did you just say?I said I think
we should break up.
655
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,694
No, no, no, no, no. No.
You said youneed to break up.
656
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:37,870
What's the difference?There's a huge difference.
657
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:41,090
I mean, saying weshould
break up, that implies
that it's somewhat mutual.
658
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,615
If youneed to break up,
that means you're ending it.
659
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:48,010
Are you ending it? I don't know.
Yeah. I guess so.
660
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:51,405
Have you met someone else?
Some art groupie?
661
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,321
No, no!
662
00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:56,454
No, nothing like that.
It's just I feel like...
663
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:58,586
we're just turning into
this old married couple.
664
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:02,329
Oh, God.
It's the 13 guy thing,
isn't it?
665
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,592
No! Just shut up.No, no,
that's what it is!
666
00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:07,334
No, you've been
obsessed with my past
since our first date.
667
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,293
Now you want to start
racking 'em up, don't you?Could you shut up?
668
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:13,253
It's not the 13 guys,
okay? I'm over that.
I dealt with that.
669
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:16,038
It's a non-issue,
I promise you.
670
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:18,693
Well, then, why?
Why now?
671
00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:22,088
I don't know.
I've never been single.
672
00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:25,004
You know? I've spent
my whole life going from
one relationship to another,
673
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,789
and, uh,
never been alone.
674
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,965
Do you realize
what you're saying?
675
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:33,099
Do you realize what this means?Wh-What does this mean?
676
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,537
It means, this is it.
The end.
677
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:39,279
And once it's over,
it's over.
678
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:41,542
Yeah, I guess so,
but--
679
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:44,719
But I mean, it's not like
we won't still be friends.
680
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,635
You know?Who said anything
about being friends?
681
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,072
Come on, we love each other.
I don't want to lose you
from my life.
682
00:41:50,116 --> 00:41:52,553
I think you should know that when you get to number 13,
683
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:55,295
I won't be sitting here
waiting for you, okay?Will you give that up?
684
00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:58,124
It's not about that, okay?
This thing isn't working
for either of us.
685
00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:01,170
- You're not happy, are you?
- No, I'm not happy.
686
00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:04,086
So neither of us are happy.You know what? You're right.
I'm miserable.
687
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:07,176
I've been in absolute fucking hell for a long time now.Will you stop?
688
00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:10,005
- You're packing my laundry now.
- Breaking up would be the best
thing in the world for me.
689
00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:14,749
You know what?
[ Chuckles ]
690
00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:18,405
I feel good!
No. I feel great.
691
00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:22,670
- Come back to bed.
- It's like a five million pound
weight has been lifted.
692
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:25,238
[ Sighs ]
Can't this wait? I can breathe.
693
00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:28,197
I-I can think.
Like, all of a sudden,
life is clear.
694
00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:30,939
It's amazing!
I am so happy!
695
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:35,161
[ Kate ] When I look back at the love I had with Adam,
696
00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:38,599
I see a pathetic, potted plant that nobody bothered to water.
697
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:44,126
It started out green and lush, and eventually became a dried-up little brown stick.
698
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:48,653
- [ Video Button Clicking ]
- [ Weeping Helplessly ]
699
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:51,264
♪♪ [ Theater Organ ]
700
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:53,701
Breaking up is like dying.
701
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:57,270
Slowly, with nobody around.
702
00:42:57,313 --> 00:43:00,012
That's why it's so important during that dark period...
703
00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:02,623
to keep yourself busy doing the things that don't depress you.
704
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:07,323
♪♪ [ Organ Continues ]
705
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:17,203
♪♪ [ Suspenseful Chords ]
706
00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:28,431
Fuck me!
Jesus Chr--
707
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,956
Kate.I can't believe it!
708
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,654
Our relationship hasn't even
started decomposing yet.
709
00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,744
Who's this?This is my friend,
uh, Kate.
710
00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:39,921
Kate, this is my friend...
Peaches.
711
00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:44,056
[ Scoffs ]
This must be the friend
that you just broke up with.
712
00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:46,798
[ Imitating Peaches ]
"This must be the friend
that you just started fucking."
713
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,713
Yeah.
714
00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,676
♪♪ [ Dramatic Chords ] [ Adam ]
Hey, Kate!
715
00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:00,812
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, okay?"Peaches"? Oh, my God.
716
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:03,205
What the fuck is
that thing on your face?
717
00:44:03,249 --> 00:44:06,382
Will you just keep
your voice down?What are you doing here?
718
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,907
This is mymovie.
You came to myfavorite movie...
719
00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,474
to make out with
someone called Peaches--
How dare you?
720
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:14,695
I want to call you.
Can I call you?No! No. No.
721
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:17,176
I'm gonna get over you.
And when I do, I'll call you.
722
00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:20,527
Honey,
that could take days!
723
00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:23,791
- [ Theater Door Slamming ]
- Okay, let's see here.
724
00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:27,447
No, no.
Ooh. That's hideous.
725
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,449
Let's see--
Oh! Here you go.
726
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,538
Kate.
How about this?No.
727
00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:34,062
That makes me look like
a drug-addicted hooker.
728
00:44:34,106 --> 00:44:37,544
I want to look great.
Like a drug-addicted model.
729
00:44:37,587 --> 00:44:40,373
I don't see what
the big deal is. It's
only Sam's birthday party.
730
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,549
Adam's gonna be there.
731
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:45,291
Oh, Kate.
Aren't you over him yet?Of course I am.
732
00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:47,293
I just want him to die
a thousand deaths...
733
00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:49,730
when he sees me with
Jerome Davis tonight.
734
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,646
Jerome Davis?
Wait a minute.
735
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,215
The perverted basketball
player you dated who was
obsessed with your ass?
736
00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:58,434
He was?
737
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:01,829
Kate, you've got a great ass.
Now, you a big woman,
738
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:05,615
but your ass, now,
is small and compact
to fit your size.
739
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:10,142
And yet, if we would take
your ass and put it on your
short little friend over here,
740
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:12,274
ah, it'd be
fucking huge.
741
00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:14,407
[ Chuckles ]
That's it, I'm gone.
742
00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:23,111
Oh, God.
743
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:25,331
♪♪ [ Rock ]
744
00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:37,038
♪ She comes to me
745
00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,301
♪ With her mind
746
00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:42,435
♪ On her sleeve
747
00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:46,482
♪ He tries to plead
748
00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:49,181
♪ With his heart
749
00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:52,314
♪ That don't beat
750
00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:56,666
♪ Don't bring me down if you're ready for love ♪
751
00:45:56,710 --> 00:46:00,801
♪ Don't you know that we can save this life ♪
752
00:46:02,585 --> 00:46:05,893
♪ No one best yet to rock you to sleep ♪
753
00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:10,898
♪ I'll meet you there when you sigh my name ♪
754
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:14,554
♪♪
755
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:17,339
♪ Rock you to sleep
756
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,821
♪ Rock you to sleep
757
00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,521
♪ Rock you to sleep ♪
758
00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,963
Hey![ Gasps ]
759
00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:34,704
- I thought it was you. Hey.
- Hey!
760
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:38,099
- Hi.
- Great. I didn't expect
to see you here.
761
00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,319
I didn't even know
that Sam invited you.
I feel silly.
762
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:42,408
Uh, no.
Mary invited me.
763
00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:44,932
Mary.
'Cause you know Mary,
of course.
764
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:47,065
I don't know
what I was thinking.
That's great. That's so good--
765
00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:49,458
It's nice to see ya.Right.
766
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:53,114
It's good, yeah.
Uh, I haven't seen you
in a while. I've missed you.
767
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,464
Uh, yeah.
It's been a long time, huh?
768
00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:57,902
Yup. Yup, yup.
769
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,036
I'm sorry.
Hi, I'm Adam.Oh, uh-- Sorry.
770
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,386
Ad? Jerome.
771
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:07,302
It's not "Ad," it's Adam.
I didn't say, "Whazzup, Jer?"
772
00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:10,044
Hey! Hey. Hey.
Why don't I, uh, give you
a call tomorrow?
773
00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:12,568
Don't make this
a weird thing.Hey.
774
00:47:12,612 --> 00:47:14,657
I'll call you
tomorrow, okay?Give me a call tomorrow.
775
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,877
You can tell me all about
your new girlfriend.Or page me,
776
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,836
'cause my shit's blowing up now,
'cause I got-- Oh, okay.Okay.
777
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,794
Yeah.
Why don't you call me?Okay, I will.
778
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,841
Just call me up.
I'm running around a lot--I'll call you tomorrow.
779
00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:25,886
Star 82 so
I know it's you, 'cause
I'm screening-- You know.
780
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,888
Okay.
I'll get it.
781
00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:30,456
[ Smooching ]
782
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,247
Hey!Hey.
783
00:47:39,291 --> 00:47:41,336
[ Embarrassed
Chuckling ]
784
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,338
That was really
weird last night.I know.
785
00:47:43,382 --> 00:47:45,123
That's not cool.
Okay?No.
786
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,344
So you're in love?I think I should be
asking you that question.
787
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:53,131
Why?
Because you couldn't
keep your tongue out
of Lolita's mouth last night.
788
00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:57,091
Don't tell me about tongues.
Michael Jordan was gonna suck
the tonsils out of your throat.
789
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:59,180
Where did you find
that guy, anyway?
790
00:47:59,224 --> 00:48:01,530
Let's just not get into
one of these things, okay?
791
00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:04,011
You're the one
that's bringing it up.
I'm ready to be mature.
792
00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:06,579
Me too. I can do it.
Absolutely.Okay?
793
00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:09,147
But how could you go out
with that freak of nature?
794
00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:11,279
- How could you go out
with such a bimbo?
- Savannah is not a bimbo.
795
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:14,369
She happens to
play the harp.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, uh, excuse me.
796
00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:16,502
A bimbo savant.At least
I'm not having...
797
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:18,765
a fucking hot tub party
with Dennis Rodman.
798
00:48:18,808 --> 00:48:21,899
I can't believe
you're jealous.I'm not jealous. Don't--
799
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:24,075
You are!Stop, okay?
I don't like her.
800
00:48:24,118 --> 00:48:26,468
I don't love her.
I'm probably not going
to see that girl again.
801
00:48:26,512 --> 00:48:30,298
Adam! Adam.
Hey.
802
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,910
- Hi!
- Hi, I was waiting for you
across the street.
803
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,521
Coffee shop.It's uh, noon. Right?
We're supposed to be--
804
00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:37,784
Well, my heart wasn't in it
early, so, um,
805
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,394
I bought myself
some new underwear.
[ Chuckles ]
O-Kay.
806
00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:43,485
- I'm Savannah.
- Kate.
807
00:48:43,529 --> 00:48:46,836
- I know. Adam told me
all about you last night.
- Really?
808
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,232
Um, Savannah, why don't you
go back to the coffee shop
and wait for me?
809
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:54,714
I'll be there at noon.
And get me a mochaccino.Oh. No problem.
810
00:48:54,757 --> 00:48:57,325
No problem.
I'll let you two catch up.
Nice meeting you, Cynthia.
811
00:48:57,369 --> 00:49:00,981
- It's Kate.
- Oh. I meant Kate.
812
00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:03,723
Okay.Okay.
Bye-bye.
813
00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:05,464
[ Heavy Breathing,
Smooching ]
814
00:49:11,383 --> 00:49:13,385
Mm, okay.Okay.
815
00:49:13,428 --> 00:49:15,953
Bye-bye.
Noon. Bye-bye.
816
00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:20,087
That didn't feel good.
That felt really bad.
817
00:49:20,131 --> 00:49:22,829
- I know. I'm sorry.
- No, no. Don't be.
818
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:25,136
I mean, it's the kind of thing
we have to get used to.
819
00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:27,399
I have to go
and throw up now.Don't, uh, Kate.
820
00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:31,620
I miss you so much.
All right?
Y-You're my best friend.
821
00:49:33,883 --> 00:49:36,799
You're the only one
I feel normal around.I know, I know, I know, I know.
822
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:40,673
Hopefully, over time,
we'll still--
This is all gonna work out.
823
00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:43,415
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I promise it will.
824
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,808
We just have to let go
of those old, you know,
feelings we had.
825
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:49,421
Right.Okay?
826
00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:59,344
So, this Jerome guy.
Did he have, like--
Was he just, like, huge?
827
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,436
I just wanted to know,
like as a friend.
Is that bad for a friend?
828
00:50:04,479 --> 00:50:07,308
Was it like,
"Oh, a nice surprise" big?
829
00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:09,919
Or was it like,
"You better just
take me home now" big?
830
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,313
[ Both Laughing ]
831
00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,968
Was it like,
"I'm in over my head" big?
832
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:28,373
[ Kate ] As you move on in your search for love,
833
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:31,115
sex is the fastest way to erase the past.
834
00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:58,403
Promise you'll
never leave me.I promise.
835
00:51:12,852 --> 00:51:16,203
What are you doing?
836
00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,075
What are you doing?
837
00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:23,428
[ Groans ]
838
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:28,650
Great. My only sex
I've had in months,
and it's with you.
839
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,522
[ Meows ]
840
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:44,579
[ Bell Rings ] [ Kate ] Being single again may be difficult,
841
00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:46,755
but it can also be empowering.
842
00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:49,932
After my breakup, I got out of the house as often as I could,
843
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:53,022
going to places that took my mind off my loneliness.
844
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:55,199
[ Clears Throat ]
Excuse me.
845
00:51:55,242 --> 00:51:59,333
I'm looking for
sort of a-- a joke gift for
a friend of mine's birthday.
846
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:01,683
What's the kinkiest stuff
you have?
847
00:52:01,727 --> 00:52:04,469
Depends.
You mean, kinky up-the-butt
kind of kinky,
848
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,514
or just white-bread kinky?
849
00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:09,387
Just white-bread kinky,
please.
850
00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:11,650
Dildo aisle.Thank you.
851
00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:32,671
Uh, it's a butt plug.
852
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:35,543
Some guys like to...
put it up their butts.
[ Chuckles ]
853
00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:38,764
- Great, thanks.
- [ Clattering ]
854
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:46,554
[ Chuckling Softly ]
855
00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:51,342
So, um, what's
a nice girl like you doing
at Earl's Pornorama?
856
00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:54,258
I'm here, uh, to buy
a joke gift for a friend.
857
00:52:54,301 --> 00:52:57,522
Okay? I'm not here
to talk to, uh, guys
in trench coats.
858
00:52:57,565 --> 00:53:00,394
Why are you so nervous?
859
00:53:00,438 --> 00:53:02,483
Are you attracted to me?
860
00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:05,443
Oh, God.
That is soarrogant.
861
00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:07,836
I-I just happen to be
a little uncomfortable,
862
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,057
because I'm picking up
plastic dicks with some guy--
863
00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,280
Wait a minute.
Don't I know you?
864
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:21,328
Could be.Oh, God!
865
00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:24,766
[ Chuckling ]
Aren't you that guy, uh--
866
00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:27,465
Aren't you
in movies with, like,
topless ninja girls?
867
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:31,469
Yeah. Yeah, I've done
a lot since then. That was
some of my earlier stuff.
868
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:34,907
I'm, uh, I'm--
[ Chuckling ]
Ooh.
869
00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:37,039
[ Chuckling ]I'm Joey Santino.
870
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:41,740
I know.
My ex-boyfriend forced me
to watch all your movies.
871
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:45,744
Forced you to?Yeah, well,
he loves you.
872
00:53:45,787 --> 00:53:47,833
Yeah?Yes.
[ Chuckles ]
873
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:51,445
Well, not after
we fall in love,
he won't.
874
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:53,534
Oh, no.
I don't date actors.
875
00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:56,233
♪♪ [ Rock ]
876
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:04,719
♪ All over you All over me ♪
877
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:08,680
♪ The sun, the fields the sky ♪
878
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:12,292
♪ I've often tried to hold the sea ♪
879
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:15,121
♪ The sun, the fields the tide ♪
880
00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:18,864
♪ Baby now
881
00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:22,737
♪ Lay me down
882
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:26,175
♪ Baby now, baby now
883
00:54:26,219 --> 00:54:28,526
♪ Lay me down, lay me down ♪
884
00:54:29,788 --> 00:54:32,094
[ Kate ] Joey wasn't very bright,
885
00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:34,314
but I loved his innocence.
886
00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,447
I was going through my nonjudgmental phase,
887
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:39,754
and I didn't want to push people away for saying the occasional stupid thing.
888
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:44,106
I love you.[ Chuckling ] We've only
known each other for 14 hours.
889
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,326
I know. I loved you
in the first hour,
890
00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:48,981
but I waited 13 more
to tell you.
891
00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:52,854
No, you just think
you're in love with me, because
we've been having sex nonstop.
892
00:54:55,422 --> 00:54:57,729
How can you be
so cynical?
893
00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,732
I've never felt this way
in my entire life.
894
00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:03,952
You're the most wonderful thing
that's ever happened to me.
895
00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:06,477
You see, this is why
I don't date actors.
896
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,435
And you don't have
to say you love me back.
897
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:12,874
I just want you
to know how I feel.
898
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:16,269
That's all.Okay.
899
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,099
Unless you want to.
I mean, I won't stop you
from saying...
900
00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:22,928
that you love me
if you want to.
901
00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:26,105
Okay.
902
00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,596
I like you
a lot, though.
903
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,643
Yeah?
904
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:45,385
Okay.[ Chuckling ]
905
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,737
[ Phone Rings ]
906
00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:53,567
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me.
907
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:55,700
Oh, hey, Adam.
What's up?
908
00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:57,789
Nothin' much.
Haven't seen you
in a couple weeks.
909
00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,834
Wanna grab some dinner
tomorrow night?
910
00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:02,794
Oh, that's so sweet,
but I can't.
I'm going out.
911
00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,884
Oh. What about Friday?
Wanna see a movie on Friday?
912
00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:07,973
No, I can't.
I'm going to Malibu
for the weekend.
913
00:56:08,016 --> 00:56:10,236
Malibu.
What's in Malibu?
914
00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:14,632
A big beach.Oh, yes, I saw that
in the Thomas Guide once.
915
00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:18,636
Who ya goin' with?Just some guy.
You don't know him.
916
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:21,813
He's got a house
out there.Oh, you like him?
917
00:56:21,856 --> 00:56:23,902
What's with
all the questions?
918
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,208
No reason. I just
wanna know if you like
this rich Malibu guy.
919
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,167
Yeah, I like him.
920
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,910
Do you like him a lot?
921
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:33,781
Yeah, he's nice.
922
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,047
Hello?Do you love him?
923
00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:41,528
I think so, yeah.
924
00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:45,314
I mean, we've been spending
almost every day together
for the last couple weeks.
925
00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:48,840
That's great.
That's great for you.
You know what? I gotta run.
926
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:52,409
'Cause I got a date
with-- with an actress,
you know.
927
00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:54,976
I'll call you when I get back.
We'll have lunch or something.
928
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,544
- Sure. Great.
- [ Phone Beeps ]
929
00:57:15,388 --> 00:57:17,390
[ Doorbell Rings ]
930
00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,654
I can't take it.
I can't-- What?
931
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,700
I can't-- I cannot--
I can't take it.
932
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,702
I can't-- I can't take it.
I can't. Just get in here.
933
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:27,792
I just-- I thought--
You know, I thought
I was over you.
934
00:57:27,835 --> 00:57:30,403
I thought I was done.
I thought-- Oh, God,
this is horrible!
935
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,014
Horrible. Oh, God.
[ Stammering ]
Don't go to Malibu.
936
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:36,365
Please, don't go to Malibu.Are you out of your mind?
This is a joke, right?
937
00:57:36,409 --> 00:57:38,498
This is not a joke.
938
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,500
This is--
This is not. What's wrong with you?
939
00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,502
You've been dating women nonstop since we broke up,
940
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,504
and this is the first guy
I've even gotten close to.
941
00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:47,072
I know. I was wrong.
What can I say?
I was wrong.
942
00:57:47,115 --> 00:57:49,117
I was silly.
I was stupid.
I was wrong.
943
00:57:49,161 --> 00:57:51,250
I didn't know how I felt
about you until right now.
944
00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:53,905
- What happened to the date
with the actress?
- It's canceled. It's over.
945
00:57:53,948 --> 00:57:55,863
God, you shouldn't have
because Joey's on his way.
946
00:57:55,907 --> 00:57:58,344
Joey?
His name is Joey.
947
00:57:58,387 --> 00:58:00,738
You're-- How could you
date a guy named Joey?
948
00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:03,088
Please, don't date him
anymore. Let's get
back together again.
949
00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:05,307
I love you.
Let's have babies.
950
00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:07,527
Would you stop acting
like an insane person?
951
00:58:07,571 --> 00:58:09,529
Why don't you go home
and relax or something? I love you.
952
00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:11,749
No, go on your date.
You'll be fine.
953
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,708
- It's just some weird thing
you're going through.
- Could you tell me one thing?
954
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:17,232
- What?
- What's his last name?
955
00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,540
Just-- What--
Just tell me
his last name.
956
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,586
Um, Santino.
957
00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:25,893
Oh, Santino.
That's per--
That's like-- Joey?
958
00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:31,986
Not Joey Santino.
The actor?
959
00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:35,250
My-- The titty ninja--
You fucking hate him!
960
00:58:35,294 --> 00:58:38,515
Actually, he's really a very good actor.
961
00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:40,821
I mean, clearly
you haven't seen
any of his later work.
962
00:58:40,865 --> 00:58:43,171
What the fuck are you
talking about?
His later work.
963
00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:45,870
Motherfucker!
You haven't seen--
Oh, my God!
964
00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:48,829
You're kidding me.
How could you-- He's--
965
00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:50,831
You-- How do you-- Adam, you have to go.
966
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,920
You weren't supposed
to fall in love.
967
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:56,445
Oh, quit being
such a hypocrite.A hyp-- I'm not a--
968
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:59,274
I'm a guy. I fuck.
I don't fall in love.
969
00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:02,539
Well, maybe you don't. Oh, you think
Mr. Italian,
970
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:05,367
uh, fuckin', uh,
yeah, he loves you?
971
00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:07,631
I don't think so.Whatever.
972
00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:10,198
You know what?
I'm fuckin' outta here.
973
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,200
Fuckin' horseshit. [ Door Opens ]
974
00:59:12,244 --> 00:59:13,985
Don't fucking call! [ Door Closes ]
975
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:17,902
[ Ringing ]
976
00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:22,167
[ Phone Rings ]
977
00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,258
[ Phone Rings ]
978
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:32,220
[ Ring ]
979
00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:36,355
♪♪ [ Bongo Drums ]
980
00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:54,112
Are you
Miss Kate Wells? Yeah.
981
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:56,723
I have a message for you
from Adam Levy.
982
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:59,987
- ♪♪ [ Bongo Drums ]
- ♪ Even though
we're only pals ♪
983
01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:02,424
♪ Only pals
Only pals ♪
984
01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:07,342
♪ I don't like
the other gals
You're my baby ♪
985
01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:09,649
♪ Don't go out
with that dumb guy ♪
986
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:12,826
♪ That dumb guy
That dumb guy ♪
987
01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:17,483
♪ If you do
I'll start to cry
You're my baby ♪♪
988
01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:21,095
- Yeah!
- [ Chuckles ]
989
01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:24,664
Now, Mr. Levy
would like you to have...
990
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:28,320
an autographed picture
of himself. [ Chuckles ]
991
01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:32,019
And this.
Hold on.
It gets better.
992
01:00:32,063 --> 01:00:35,327
Cheese sandwich. Thank you.
993
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:38,635
♪♪ [ Humming ]
994
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,813
[ Kiss ]
995
01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:45,642
♪♪ [ Humming ]
996
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:52,170
[ Phone Rings ]
997
01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:54,259
Hello.Did the little guy sing?
998
01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:57,610
- What do you think?
- You got my picture up?
999
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,439
Adam.Next to the boys?
1000
01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:04,008
Yes, I got the sandwich,
and I got your picture.
1001
01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:06,532
Can you just stop
torturing me?Come over.
1002
01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:10,536
Get rid of him.
We'll sport, we'll spoon,
we'll do it all.
1003
01:01:10,579 --> 01:01:12,494
We'll lay around
like walruses all day.
1004
01:01:12,538 --> 01:01:14,540
- Adam?
- What are you wearing?
1005
01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,238
Oh!
1006
01:01:23,114 --> 01:01:25,507
God, it's beautiful here.
1007
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,603
Are you talkin' to me?
1008
01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:39,957
Are you talkin' to me?
1009
01:01:41,654 --> 01:01:43,612
There's nobody else here.
Are you talkin' to me?
1010
01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:49,140
Who the fuck
do you think
you're talkin' to?
1011
01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:51,490
Huh? De Niro!
1012
01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,753
Right.De Niro.
He's the best.
1013
01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:58,018
I swear I love him.
He's... De Niro.
1014
01:01:58,062 --> 01:02:00,847
Yeah, I'm--
He's a good actor.
1015
01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:04,764
[ Laughs ]
Goo-- Good?
1016
01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:07,375
Are you--
Good?
1017
01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:09,508
I mean,
we're talkin' about
Robert De Niro here.
1018
01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:12,903
"Good."
[ Laughs ]
I mean, come on.
1019
01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:15,079
He's a-- He's a--
1020
01:02:15,122 --> 01:02:16,994
Peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches,
they're good.
1021
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:21,041
Asparagus is good.
De Niro--
[ Laughs ]
1022
01:02:21,085 --> 01:02:23,261
I mean, like,
Cape Fear.
1023
01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:28,396
[ Imitating Robert De Niro ]
Oh, counselor.
1024
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,531
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1025
01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:36,840
See, I ain't no white trash piece of shit. I'm better than you all.
1026
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:40,582
See, I can outlearn you.
I can outread you.
1027
01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:45,413
I can outthink you,
and I can out-philosophize you,
1028
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:49,113
and I'm gonna outlast you.
1029
01:02:49,156 --> 01:02:51,376
[ Chuckles ]
Huh? That's good. Right?
1030
01:02:51,419 --> 01:02:56,685
And-- AndRaging Bull, which-- which is the greatest performance of all time.
1031
01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:59,297
- [ Gasps, Coughs ]
- Don't get me down, Ryan.
1032
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:02,213
Don't get me down. Hey.
1033
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:05,477
You all right? Huh?
I know the Heimlich.[ Coughing ]
1034
01:03:08,045 --> 01:03:11,831
Why you tryin' to ruin
my relationship?Your nose is so cute.
1035
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,877
You never tried
to get me back before.
1036
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,792
What ego trip
are you on?Can I kiss it?
1037
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,968
What?Your nose.
1038
01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:20,753
Adam, stop screwing up
my life! I'm involved
with somebody else!
1039
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:24,409
Marry me? Please.Are you listening to me?
1040
01:03:24,452 --> 01:03:26,454
Yeah, I'm lis--
I get it. Don't worry.
1041
01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:28,848
I broke up with you
because I was inexperienced.
1042
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:31,851
You were the third
relationship I was in.
1043
01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:34,114
How was I supposed
to know that that was
going to be the one?
Adam.
1044
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:37,204
I was number fourteen for you.
You were number three for me.
1045
01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:40,077
You can't-- Marry me.
I'm sorry.
1046
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,731
I screwed up, all right?
I can't live with this kind
of mistake in my life.
1047
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,995
Don't you see?
This is really bad timing.
1048
01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:47,606
You can't just wait
until I'm heavily involved
with somebody else...
1049
01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:50,696
to all of a sudden
propose marriage
or profess your love to me.
1050
01:03:50,739 --> 01:03:53,090
I'll change.
How does that sound?
We're gonna make up a contract.
1051
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,005
Everything
you don't like about me,
I'm gonna change.
1052
01:03:55,048 --> 01:03:57,355
We're gonna make--
Death penalty.
1053
01:03:57,398 --> 01:03:59,487
You're against it.
I'm for it.
I'm against it now.
1054
01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:01,663
We're gonna sing "Kumbaya."
We're gonna do candlelight
vigils at the prison.
1055
01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:04,884
I don't want you to change.You're right.
I'm not gonna change.
1056
01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:07,756
I'm enough,
and I learned that from you.
You know what we're gonna do?
1057
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,368
We're gonna fly.
We're gonna take trips.
I'm gonna go to therapy.
1058
01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:13,066
Get over my fear
of airplanes and go
anyplace you wanna go.
1059
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:16,156
Adam, stop it.
Stop it right now.
1060
01:04:18,028 --> 01:04:20,334
All right.
Well, let me just
ask you, then.
1061
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:23,555
Just straight out.
All kidding aside.
1062
01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:27,646
Katie...
will you marry me?
1063
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,868
No.
1064
01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:36,611
Well, um, well,
1065
01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:38,570
I won't torture you
anymore, then.
1066
01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:40,572
I, uh, you know,
you're happy.
1067
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:42,704
I'm happy you're happy.
1068
01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:45,446
I made you miserable,
and I'm sorry.No.
1069
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,972
No, but I just want you
to know something.
1070
01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:53,585
- What?
- I-I can't be friends.
1071
01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:56,283
I'm just--
I'm too weak.
1072
01:04:56,327 --> 01:04:59,286
Adam.I mean, I can't
even be around you.
1073
01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:03,334
You're sitting here
like this incredibly
juicy ham sandwich...
1074
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,640
that I just wanna
stuff in my mouth
and I can't...
1075
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:08,034
because, like,
my lips are sewn shut.
1076
01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:11,472
- That's a pretty analogy.
- You know what I mean.
1077
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:23,310
Have a nice life.
1078
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:26,618
Don't say that.
You know we'll see
each other again.
1079
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:29,534
Yeah, right.
1080
01:05:42,373 --> 01:05:44,984
[ Kate ] Is infatuation love?
1081
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:47,291
No, but it feels like it is.
1082
01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:49,249
All those chemicals pumping through your brain...
1083
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,643
can turn every word he says into poetry.
1084
01:05:51,686 --> 01:05:54,341
Did I ever tell you what I used
to do to my little brother
with dog shit?
1085
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:57,431
Uh-uh.Whenever he did something
I didn't like,
1086
01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:59,999
I'd put dog shit
under his pillow.
1087
01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:02,045
And I'd say, "Hey, Jimmy.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
1088
01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:04,699
Go put your head
under the pillow
and count to 20."
Mm.
1089
01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:08,355
Half the time,
he'd get to ten before
he realized what happened.
1090
01:06:08,399 --> 01:06:11,880
Wow.
Sounds pretty stupid.
1091
01:06:11,924 --> 01:06:14,927
Jimmy? No. No.
He's the smartest one
of us kids.
1092
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,885
He's a lawyer now.
1093
01:06:16,929 --> 01:06:18,757
Mm.
1094
01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:26,373
[ Grunting ]
Now do you remember me?
1095
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,810
Hmm?
1096
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:30,943
[ Kate ] Relationships that are based entirely on sex...
1097
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,337
end the minute the sex gets boring.
1098
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,861
So, if you want it to last beyond boring sex,
1099
01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:38,559
you'd better try to connect on a deeper level.
1100
01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:41,127
I brought us
some cheese sandwiches.
1101
01:06:41,171 --> 01:06:42,999
Thanks.
1102
01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:50,223
Do you think people
can stay passionate
about each other forever?
1103
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,575
Yeah. I mean,
as long as they work
on the relationship.
1104
01:06:54,619 --> 01:06:56,490
You know,
don't get fat.
1105
01:06:57,709 --> 01:06:59,885
Yeah, I wonder.
1106
01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:02,757
I'm not sure it's natural.
I'd like to think
it's possible, though.
1107
01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:06,500
I mean, I think that over time,
we all tend to take each other
for granted.
1108
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:09,503
And after years
of staying together,
1109
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:12,854
saying "I love you"
is like saying
"cheese sandwich," you know?
1110
01:07:12,898 --> 01:07:15,553
Did you know that
Robert De Niro
is lactose intolerant?
1111
01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:24,823
[ Action Movie Playing ] [ Kate ] After the infatuation,
1112
01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:27,391
chemicals in my brain stopped multiplying.
1113
01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:30,655
I began to get over my nonjudgmental phase.
1114
01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:32,787
[ Woman Screams In Movie ]
1115
01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,789
Joey and I were gonna have a real conversation...
1116
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:38,358
if it was the last thing we did.
1117
01:07:38,402 --> 01:07:40,621
I'm gonna die.Yeah.
1118
01:07:41,927 --> 01:07:45,583
Are you listening
to me?What?
1119
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:48,368
[ Whispering ]
I'm gonna die.When?
1120
01:07:48,412 --> 01:07:52,111
Someday.
1121
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:54,244
Yeah, well,
we're all gonna die, okay?
1122
01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:56,637
Watch the movie.
1123
01:07:56,681 --> 01:07:58,726
Doesn't that
bother you?
1124
01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:00,946
I don't think about
stuff like that.
1125
01:08:00,989 --> 01:08:03,035
Well, why not? [ Man ] Shh!
1126
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:06,082
Kate, look.
We're in the middle
of a movie.
1127
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,388
Yeah, well,
that's when I think
about death the most.
1128
01:08:08,432 --> 01:08:10,608
I look at all these people
staring straight
into the darkness.
1129
01:08:10,651 --> 01:08:13,045
It freaks me out.
Don't you get that?
1130
01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,527
No. Okay? I don't get that.
I mean, why should I get that?
1131
01:08:16,570 --> 01:08:20,139
I don't even want--
I don't wanna get that.That's the problem.
1132
01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:22,707
When two people
are together, they're
supposed to get each other.
1133
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:25,318
You don't get me.
I don't get you.
1134
01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:28,713
What? What the fuck
are you talking about?[ Sighs ]
1135
01:08:28,756 --> 01:08:32,369
You know what
my problem is?
I'm a floater.
1136
01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,893
I float through life
like a corpse
on a river,
1137
01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,982
bumping into rocks
and logs.
1138
01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:38,897
I don't choose my path. [ Man ] Hey, shut up!
1139
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:41,117
I just bump into stuff.
Like you.
1140
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,728
I bump into you
in a porno store.
Boom, I have sex with you.
1141
01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:46,470
Boom! I'm in
a relationship with you!
Boom, I don't think, just boom!
1142
01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:49,908
[ Man ] Shut the fuck up!No, no, no, no.
So that's what I am to you?
1143
01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:52,824
I'm just some goddamned log
you just bumped into
at a porno store?
1144
01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:55,087
Shh!You're wearing sunglasses
in a movie theater.
1145
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:58,873
They're subscription.It's prescription,
you idiot!
1146
01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:02,573
[ Man ] Shut up!Okay, Mrs. Thesaurus.
1147
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,705
All right, I'm an idiot.
You know, that's it.
1148
01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:07,839
It's ov-- You know, hasta la vista,
baby.
1149
01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:11,538
[ Joey ] Here's a man who would not take it anymore.
1150
01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:15,412
You're all gonna die.
Think about it.
You're all gonna die.
1151
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:19,111
And nobody will ever
remember you because
they'll all be dead too!
1152
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:22,201
Excuse me!
1153
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:24,551
[ Phone Rings ]
1154
01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:26,597
[ Answering Machine Picks Up ] Hi, this is Adam.
1155
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,208
I'm not home,
so leave a message
after the beep.
1156
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:33,038
[ Beep ][ Kate ]
Hi, um, it's me.
1157
01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:35,301
Adam, are you there?
1158
01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:42,047
Hello, Kate?Hi.
1159
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:45,137
I-I didn't want to call
anybody else.
1160
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:48,096
Oh, God.
Are you okay?[ Sobbing ] No.
1161
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:50,708
What's wrong, baby?We broke up.
1162
01:09:50,751 --> 01:09:53,537
Oh, God.I broke up with Joey.
1163
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,453
Oh, that's horrible.
1164
01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,847
I'm such a failure. You're not a failure.
1165
01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:01,849
I am. I'm a relationship leper.
1166
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:07,377
Not true. You have more
relationship potential
than anybody that I know.
1167
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:10,945
Fuck potential.
Anyone can have potential.Are you kidding?
1168
01:10:10,989 --> 01:10:13,557
Katie, your only problem
is that you've had
bad timing.
1169
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,646
Two people could be
perfect for each other...
1170
01:10:15,689 --> 01:10:18,475
and if the timing's wrong,
it's never gonna work out
for them.
1171
01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:21,521
Bad timing's the reason
that most normal people
end up single.
1172
01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:24,176
Normal people?
1173
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,570
Yeah, weirdos and creeps
are single because they're
weird and creepy.
1174
01:10:26,613 --> 01:10:29,050
But people like us,
you know, we're single...
1175
01:10:29,094 --> 01:10:31,836
because we're victims
of bad timing.
1176
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:33,925
When did you have
things figured out?
1177
01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:38,234
Since you fell in love
and I've had to lay in bed
awake every night...
1178
01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:41,802
and wonder if I'd ever find
anybody who I feel as normal
with as I do with you.
1179
01:10:48,461 --> 01:10:52,030
[ Laughs ]
No. Bad timing, Adam.
1180
01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:02,910
If the timing's ever right,
you just let me know, okay?
1181
01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,825
Okay.
1182
01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:09,090
How about now?
You think you're--[ Laughs ]
1183
01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:11,354
Okay, that's cool.
Take as much time
as you want.
1184
01:11:23,409 --> 01:11:26,499
[ Kate ] Love is ecstasy and agony,
1185
01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:29,720
freedom and imprisonment,
1186
01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:32,984
belonging and loneliness.
1187
01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:36,117
It's what keeps us together
when life tears us apart.
1188
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:43,255
So, when you find
that perfect man,
1189
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,344
hold on tight,
1190
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:47,999
and then call me
so I can run over there...
1191
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:50,131
and see what he looks like
and laugh...
1192
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:53,657
because he doesn't exist,
you sad, perky, little
optimistic suckers.
1193
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,485
[ Tape Recorder Clicks ]
1194
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:01,926
I quit.
I couldn't do
the assignment.
1195
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,015
I felt like a fraud
since my first day here.
1196
01:12:04,058 --> 01:12:06,234
Everything I've written
has been crap.
1197
01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:09,020
And I'm--
I'm a total sellout.
I can't do it anymore,
1198
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,109
and I'm-- I'm--
you know, honestly,
1199
01:12:11,152 --> 01:12:13,590
I'm sorry if I've caused
you any problems,
all right?
1200
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:17,115
Wait a minute.
She's way too fat.
1201
01:12:17,158 --> 01:12:19,335
Everything you've written
here has been bullshit?
1202
01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:22,425
Yep. Nothing has had...
1203
01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:26,559
- even a single grain
of truth in your eyes?
- Nothing.
1204
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:30,389
Your research on blow jobs
being able to cure depression
was completely made up.
1205
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:33,436
No, actually,
that one was true,
1206
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:35,786
but it only works
for the suckee.
1207
01:12:35,829 --> 01:12:38,745
The sucker
always stays depressed.
1208
01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:41,182
[ Door Closes ]I told you that.
1209
01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:44,708
[ Dog Barking In Distance ]
1210
01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:47,493
[ Sighs, Sniffs ]
1211
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:03,074
Hi.Hi.
1212
01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:06,860
I'm, uh--no, actually, could I
ask you a few questions?
1213
01:13:06,904 --> 01:13:11,648
Is that okay?Um, sure.
Yeah, go ahead.
1214
01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:14,868
Are you married?[ Chuckles ]
No.
1215
01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:18,306
Do you have any children
you haven't told
anyone about?
No.
1216
01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,352
Do you feel the need
to sow your wild oats...
1217
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:22,659
and have sex with a lot
of different women?No.
1218
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:24,922
Are you a liar?Yes.
1219
01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:27,490
Oh.Just kidding.
[ Chuckles ]
1220
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,970
Good. You got
a sense of humor.
1221
01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,972
That was my next question.
1222
01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:33,931
Uh, can you listen?
1223
01:13:33,974 --> 01:13:36,673
I'm sorry. What?
1224
01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:39,719
You see--
you see how I--I get it.
1225
01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,852
Just one more.
I promise.
1226
01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:44,681
Uh, do you have a problem
with complicated women?
1227
01:13:44,724 --> 01:13:47,727
Nope.Great. Let's go.
1228
01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:51,383
Um, may I--
may I ask you one question?
1229
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:54,865
Oh, of course.
I'm sorry.
Ask anything you want.
1230
01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:58,434
Have you allowed
Jesus Christ into your heart?
1231
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:02,046
Oh, God!If I could have
one moment of your time.
1232
01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:06,050
No, get out.May I? May I?
1233
01:14:06,093 --> 01:14:08,748
Okay, but if the next knock
is the devil--Go!
1234
01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:11,185
Yes. Hi. Oh.
Listen.Hi.
1235
01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:13,971
Have you allowed--Hey, go! Now!
1236
01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:16,277
Here.Thank you.
1237
01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:18,410
Hi. Are you Kate Wells?
1238
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:22,066
Yeah. And you're, um,
Rob, right?That's right.
1239
01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:28,115
♪♪ [ Piano ]
1240
01:14:50,268 --> 01:14:52,618
[ Chattering ]
1241
01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,537
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
1242
01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,365
Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure.
1243
01:15:00,408 --> 01:15:02,585
Thank you.
1244
01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:04,543
Hi.Hi. Thanks
for coming down.
1245
01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:06,371
Yeah, thanks a lot.Thank you.
1246
01:15:13,465 --> 01:15:15,467
You're good.
1247
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,425
Thank you.
Thank you.
1248
01:15:17,469 --> 01:15:20,690
And nasty.Right.
1249
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:22,779
I like my men
good and nasty.
1250
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,347
Thank you.
1251
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:29,568
You got a girlfriend?
1252
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:32,179
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
1253
01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:34,660
She's on a date now,
however.
1254
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,492
Yep.
1255
01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:07,084
So, where's
your blind date?
1256
01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:10,435
I told him I was sick.Oh, yeah.
You're sick all right.
1257
01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,480
Yeah, for wanting
you back.
1258
01:16:12,524 --> 01:16:16,310
[ Woman ] ♪ Go down easy, baby
1259
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:24,014
♪ Go down slow
1260
01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:32,675
♪ Take all the time you need ♪
1261
01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:42,119
♪ Got no place else to go ♪Wow.
1262
01:16:42,162 --> 01:16:46,384
That was incredible.
I am very proud of myself.
1263
01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:48,516
[ Giggles ]
1264
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,606
I did good, right?
Did I do good?
1265
01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:52,738
Yeah, you did all right.
It was different.Mm-hmm.
1266
01:16:52,782 --> 01:16:55,959
I surprised you with
a couple of those things.
I know it.
1267
01:16:56,002 --> 01:17:00,528
You seemed scared.Where'd you learn that?
It's horrible, you know.
1268
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:02,443
We should break up
more often.Mm.
1269
01:17:02,487 --> 01:17:05,446
[ Laughs ]We should.
1270
01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:07,971
I love you.Me too.
1271
01:17:09,494 --> 01:17:13,324
Get out.[ Laughs ]
1272
01:17:15,108 --> 01:17:17,067
So with Joey,
what is that now, 16?
1273
01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:20,418
Oh, shut up. Fifteen?
No, seriously.
1274
01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:23,116
Fifteen.
I was fourteen.
1275
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,466
What about Peaches? Tell me about Peaches. Oh, God.
1276
01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:27,599
I don't wanna know about Peaches. No, you do.
1277
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:30,123
Where do you think
I learned that thing
I did?
1278
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:35,259
[ Man ] ♪ People love you like a diamond in their hands ♪
1279
01:17:35,302 --> 01:17:40,525
♪ They don't know that diamond like I do ♪
1280
01:17:40,568 --> 01:17:44,181
♪ They put you up in the bluebird sky ♪
1281
01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:49,447
♪ Until they lose sight of you ♪
1282
01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:53,712
♪ People love you like a diamond ♪
1283
01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,758
♪ In their hands
1284
01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:04,331
♪ I always wanted to chase you down ♪
1285
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:10,076
♪ And like many I fell in love with you ♪
1286
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:14,690
♪ And when you gave your heart back to me ♪
1287
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:19,259
♪ I didn't know what to do ♪
1288
01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:22,175
♪ I always wanted
1289
01:18:22,219 --> 01:18:25,701
♪ To chase you down
1290
01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:31,881
♪ Carry me
1291
01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:34,753
♪ Carry me
1292
01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:39,453
♪ Back to your heart tonight ♪
1293
01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:42,456
♪ Carry me
1294
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,763
♪ Carry me
1295
01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:49,333
♪ Through the moonlit cold midnight ♪♪
1296
01:18:57,210 --> 01:19:00,387
[ Woman ] ♪ If it only was that easy
1297
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:11,529
♪ If it only was that easy
1298
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:19,406
♪ If you will never know
1299
01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:24,107
♪ Be strong and make sure ♪
1300
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:28,372
♪ You love someone
1301
01:19:28,415 --> 01:19:33,246
♪ Simple words in the way he called ♪
1302
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,640
♪ This mornin'
1303
01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:39,862
♪♪
1304
01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:45,563
♪ Don't look too much
Don't live too late ♪
1305
01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:49,828
♪ Just make sure that you love the life ♪
1306
01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:52,831
♪ You make
1307
01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:56,704
♪ If it only was that easy
1308
01:19:56,748 --> 01:20:01,797
♪ I would surely try it out
1309
01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:07,933
♪ If it only was that easy
1310
01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:13,591
♪ Who would ever worry about his life ♪
1311
01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:23,166
♪♪
1312
01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:25,995
♪ We couldn't choose
1313
01:20:26,038 --> 01:20:29,041
♪ Who to be
1314
01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:35,569
♪ When there's a difference
between you and me ♪
1315
01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:38,703
♪ Some are too much
1316
01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:41,314
♪ Sometimes too late
1317
01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:44,013
♪ I'm just happy I have
1318
01:20:44,056 --> 01:20:48,582
♪ A life to live
1319
01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:52,586
♪ If it only was that easy
1320
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:57,243
♪ I would surely try it out
1321
01:20:57,287 --> 01:20:59,724
♪♪
1322
01:20:59,767 --> 01:21:03,728
♪ If it only was that easy
1323
01:21:03,771 --> 01:21:08,907
♪ Who would ever worry
about his life ♪
1324
01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:14,782
♪ If it only was that easy
1325
01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:16,784
♪ I would surely
1326
01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:20,571
♪ Try it out
1327
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:31,408
♪♪
1328
01:21:31,451 --> 01:21:34,454
♪ Don't look too much
1329
01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:37,109
♪ Don't look too little
1330
01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,764
♪ Just make sure
that you love ♪
1331
01:21:39,807 --> 01:21:44,508
♪ The life you live
1332
01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:48,381
♪ If it only was that easy
1333
01:21:48,425 --> 01:21:52,429
♪ I would surely try it out
1334
01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:55,562
♪♪
1335
01:21:55,606 --> 01:21:59,479
♪ If it only was that easy
1336
01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:02,743
♪ Who would ever worry
1337
01:22:02,787 --> 01:22:06,704
♪ About his life
1338
01:22:06,747 --> 01:22:10,708
♪ If it only was that easy
1339
01:22:10,751 --> 01:22:14,320
♪ I would surely try it out ♪
1340
01:22:14,364 --> 01:22:20,152
♪♪ [ Fades ]
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