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[news anchor on radio]
The news never ends.
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This is 1080 GCR.
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You get all the news you
need, all day long.
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Good morning.
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It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this
Thursday, October 15th.
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I'm Stan L.
Brooks, and here's what's happening.
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It's day 18
of the garbage strike,
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with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.
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Even the nicest sections
of the city
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are looking like slums.
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Health Commissioner
Edward O'Rourke is
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declaring a city-wide
state of emergency
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for the first time in decades.
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[O'Rourke] There's no need
to wait until somebody dies
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or comes down
with typhoid fever.
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It's already
a serious situation.
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[news anchor] It's
something that affects
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almost everyone
in the city,
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no matter who they are
or where they live.
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[man 1] You can't go
down no one avenue
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without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.
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[man 2] It's starting to
affect my business
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when customers
can't get in here
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because of
the garbage situation.
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[woman 1] I'm not out
that long to smell it,
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but I think to look at
it, it's terrible.
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[man 3] It don't
affect me except
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for the very bad
smell here.
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It's horrific.
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[woman 2] It's a mess.
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I've been in this country
for 50 years,
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and I've never seen
anything like it.
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What is this world
coming to?
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[man 4] Put 'em
in a room,
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let 'em sit there and talk
until they get it over with.
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24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.
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[man 5] The idea of the
National Guard moving in
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and cleaning up
is a good idea.
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[news anchor] In other news,
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the building industry
and landlords today
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expressed concern
over the latest
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increase in
heating oil prices.
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Renters in the metro area
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are certain to
feel the pinch...
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[grunts sadly]
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[upbeat music
playing on piano]
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[people chattering
and yelling]
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[car horns honking]
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[boy 1] Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?
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[boy 2] Nice outfit, pal.
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[boy 1] If you're gonna be a
clown, at least you could be
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a good one.
You know that, right?
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- [Arthur] Hey! Hey!
- [boy 3] Grab it!
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[boy 4] Go, go, go!
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[Arthur] Hey!
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[boy 2] He's coming!
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Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.
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- [boy 2] Look at him running.
- [boy 1] Let's go!
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Stop them!
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[boy 1] Go, go, go, go!
Watch the car, watch the car!
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- [horns honking]
- [laughs mockingly]
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[boy 1] Where's
your sign, clown?
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- [driver] Hey!
- [yelps]
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[horns honking]
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[panting]
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[boy 1] Go, clown!
Come on!
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Stop them!
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[boys shouting]
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Go! Come on!
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[Arthur] Stop them!
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Come on, run!
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Hey!
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You fucking...
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[continues panting]
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- [groans]
- [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit.
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[boy 1] Come on!
Beat his ass up.
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Come on! This guy's weak.
He can't do nothing.
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Harder! Harder!
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Beat him up.
Take his stuff.
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Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!
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[breathing heavily]
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[groans]
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[labored breathing]
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[strained laughing]
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[clears throat]
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[continues laughing]
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Ha!
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[chuckling]
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[laughing]
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[wheezes]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
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[wheezes]
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[clears throat]
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[laughing tearfully]
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[Arthur chuckles]
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[Arthur sniffles]
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Is it just me,
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or is it getting
crazier out there?
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- It is certainly tense.
- Hmm.
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People are upset.
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They're struggling.
Looking for work.
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These are tough times.
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[exhales]
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How about you?
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Have you been keeping
up with your journal?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Great.
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Did you bring it
with you?
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Arthur.
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Last time,
I asked you to bring your journal
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with you
for these appointments.
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Can I see it?
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I've been using it as a journal,
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but also
as a joke diary.
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Funny thoughts
or observations.
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I think
I told you
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I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.
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No, you didn't.
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I think I did.
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"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."
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[laughs]
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How does it feel to
have to come here?
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Does it help to have
someone to talk to?
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I think
I felt better
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when I was locked
up in the hospital.
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And have you
thought more about
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why you were
locked up?
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[head thudding]
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Who knows?
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I was wondering if you
could ask the doctor
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to increase
my medication.
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Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.
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Surely,
they must be doing something.
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I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.
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[gasps]
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[laughing]
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Would you please
stop bothering my kid?
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I wasn't bothering him.
I was...
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Just stop.
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[Arthur laughing]
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What?
You think that's funny?
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[continues laughing]
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[gagging]
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I'm sorry. I have a...
[laughing]
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I'm sorry.
[continues laughing]
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[woman exhales]
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[Arthur continues laughing]
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[music playing]
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[exhales]
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[Penny] Happy,
did you check the mail
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before you came up?
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Yeah, Mom.
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Nothing.
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[news anchor 1 on TV]
And finally, tonight,
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just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse...
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...authorities are saying
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the city is under siege
by scores of rats.
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And not just any rats,
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but super rats,
who are hard to kill.
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He must not be
getting my letters.
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Yeah.
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It's Thomas Wayne,
Mom.
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He's a busy man.
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Please. I worked for
that family for years.
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The least he could do
is write back.
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Here. Don't get all worked up.
Eat.
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You need to eat.
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You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.
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[clears throat]
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[news anchor 1] Both victims
were taken to Gotham General.
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[news anchor 2]
Sounds like
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the city needs to
find the Pied Piper.
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He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.
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Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?
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Well, everybody
on the news.
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He's the only one who
could save the city.
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He owes it to us.
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- [theme music playing]
- Come sit. It's starting.
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Yay, Murray.
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[announcer on TV] From NCB
Studios in Gotham City,
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it's Live with
Murray Franklin!
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Tonight, Murray welcomes
Sandra Winger...
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Oh, Sandra Winger's on.
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...and the piano stylings
of Yeldon and Chantel.
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Joining Murray,
as always,
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Ellis Drane
and his jazz orchestra.
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And now,
without further ado,
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Murray Franklin.
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- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- [audience cheering]
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- [music ends]
- [audience cheering loudly]
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- Thank you.
- [Arthur cheering]
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Thank you.
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We got a great-looking
audience tonight.
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Yeah!
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Wow. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that
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- are in Gotham now, right?
- [audience] Yeah.
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Well, today,
the mayor said he has a solution.
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You ready for this?
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Super cats.
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[all laughing]
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But in all seriousness,
I mean, these rats are...
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[Arthur] I love you,
Murray!
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[audience chuckling]
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I love you, too.
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[all laughing]
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Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?
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Who is that?
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Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?
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Stand up for me.
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Go ahead.
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What's your name?
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Hi, Murray. Arthur.
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- Arthur?
- My name's Arthur.
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Oh, okay. Well,
there's something special about you,
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Arthur, I could tell.
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Where are you from?
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I live right here
in the city
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- with my [stammers] mother.
- [audience laughing]
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[Murray] Okay, hold on. Hold on.
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There's nothing funny
about that.
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I lived with my mother before I made it.
Just me and her.
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I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,
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and he never
came back.
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[audience] Aww.
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[Arthur] I know
what that's like, Murray.
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I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.
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I take good care
of my mother.
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All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.
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She does.
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She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.
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She says I was put here to
spread joy and laughter.
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[audience] Aww.
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Wow.
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I like that. I like that a lot.
Come on down.
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Come on.
For that, you gotta come down.
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- [audience cheering]
- Come on! Come on.
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[upbeat jazz music playing]
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Come on.
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[audience cheering loudly]
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Okay, we got a big show tonight.
Stay tuned.
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We'll be right back.
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That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.
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I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.
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It made my day.
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Thanks, Murray.
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You see all this,
the lights, the show,
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the audience,
all that stuff?
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I'd give it all up
in a heartbeat
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to have a kid
like you.
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[stretching shoe]
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- [indistinct chattering]
- [music playing on radio]
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[sighs]
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- [Randall] What's up, ladies?
- Hey, Randall. What's up?
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Another day
in chuckle town.
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00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,584
[man] Yup.
260
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,090
You okay?
261
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,660
I heard about
the beatdown you took.
262
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,496
Fucking savages.
263
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,300
It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.
264
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,934
No.
265
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,869
They'll take everything
from you if you do that.
266
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,771
All the crazy shit
out there.
267
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,807
- They're animals.
- [chuckles]
268
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,646
You know what?
269
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:26,852
Here.
270
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,090
What is it?
271
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,224
Take it.
272
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,226
It's for you.
273
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,763
[chuckling]
274
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,100
[Randall] You gotta
protect yourself out there.
275
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,967
Otherwise,
you're gonna get fucked.
276
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,803
Randall,
277
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,874
I'm not supposed to
have a gun.
278
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,445
Don't sweat it, Art.
279
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,879
No one
has to know.
280
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,383
And you can pay me
back some other time.
281
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,816
You know
you're my boy.
282
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,718
[laughing]
283
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,254
[Gary] Arthur,
284
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,423
Hoyt wants to
see you in his office.
285
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,359
Hey, Gary.
You know what I've always wondered?
286
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,659
No idea.
287
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,528
Do you people call it
miniature golf
288
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,864
or is it just golf
to you?
289
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,565
[Randall and Arthur
laughing]
290
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,970
[man] Punch him in the
dick, Gary.
291
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,673
[laughing]
292
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,523
Hello, Hoyt.
293
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,059
Gary said you wanted to see me.
294
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,262
How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?
295
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,562
Not quite.
296
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,664
Just been working
on my material.
297
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,733
No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.
298
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,469
Look,
I like you, Arthur.
299
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,869
You know,
a lot of the guys,
300
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,305
they think you're a freak,
but I like you.
301
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,774
I don't even know
why I like you.
302
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,011
But I got
another complaint.
303
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,979
It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's Music.
304
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,981
The guy said
you disappeared.
305
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,750
Never even
returned his sign.
306
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,520
Because I got jumped.
307
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,422
Didn't you hear?
308
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,157
For a sign?
309
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,625
That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.
310
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,528
Just get him
his sign back.
311
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,364
He's going out of business,
for God's sake, Arthur.
312
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,133
Why would
I keep his sign?
313
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,203
How the fuck do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?
314
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,306
If you don't
return the sign,
315
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,807
I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.
316
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,976
Are we clear?
317
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,081
Listen,
I'm trying to help you.
318
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,383
Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.
319
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,884
The other guys,
320
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,719
they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,
321
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,788
because people
think you're weird.
322
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,724
Okay? And I can't
have that around me.
323
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,327
[Hoyt continues indistinctly]
324
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,799
[grunting]
325
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,301
[elevator bell dings]
326
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,071
[jabbing buttons]
327
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,509
[Sophie] Wait,
wait, wait.
328
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,776
Wait.
329
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,081
Thank you.
330
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,835
[GiGi giggles]
331
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,772
This building is so
awful, isn't it?
332
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,909
This building is so
awful, right, Mommy?
333
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,580
Yes, we can
hear you, GiGi.
334
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,549
It's so awful,
Mommy.
335
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,617
[imitates gunshot]
336
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,884
Right, Mommy?
337
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,790
[elevator bell dings]
338
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,127
- Good night.
- [GiGi] This building's
339
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,329
- so awful, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.
340
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,863
- [baby crying]
- [man shouting]
341
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,135
Hey.
342
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,971
[imitates gunshot]
343
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,909
Come on.
344
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,517
[upbeat music playing]
345
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,519
[door closes]
346
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,330
- [Arthur] Look up.
- [Penny] Mmm.
347
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,466
Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.
348
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:10,303
Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?
349
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,803
What do you think
he's gonna do?
350
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,007
He's gonna help us.
351
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:18,478
But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?
352
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,313
Why would
he help us?
353
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,882
Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.
354
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,486
If he knew
how we were living,
355
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:31,357
if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.
356
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,360
I can't explain it to
you any better than that.
357
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,164
I don't want you worrying
about money, Mom.
358
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,832
Or me.
359
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,168
Everybody's telling me
360
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,705
that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.
361
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,974
But, Happy, what makes you
think you could do that?
362
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,678
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
363
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,380
Don't you have to be
funny to be a comedian?
364
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,550
[men on TV singing]
365
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,353
[Arthur imitates gunshot]
366
00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,312
Hey, what's your name?
367
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,215
Arthur.
368
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:05,884
Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.
369
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,054
I know.
370
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:10,390
You know who's not?
Him.
371
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,628
[increases volume]
372
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,896
[Penny] Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?
373
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,465
[Arthur] Mom, what?
374
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,300
[Penny] That noise!
Did you hear that noise?
375
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,836
I'm watching
an old war movie!
376
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,438
[Penny] Turn it down!
377
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,106
- Um...
- [men continue singing]
378
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,713
Sorry, Mom.
379
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,615
[children chattering]
380
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,156
[indistinct conversation]
381
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,427
You good?
382
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,599
[indistinct conversation]
383
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,573
[car horn honks]
384
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,487
[car horn honks]
385
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,460
[audience laughing]
386
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:58,064
It's nice to see these
couples out at my show.
387
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,299
I have a wife.
We love to role-play.
388
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,202
- [audience] Ooh!
- Yes, yes, very sexy.
389
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,937
My favorite one
right now is
390
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,974
professor and senior
who really needs
391
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,308
to pass my class
to graduate.
392
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,443
[audience laughing]
393
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,044
- Yes.
- [audience whooping]
394
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,780
So, I'll tell you
how I operate.
395
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,082
I'm a professor at
396
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,583
a prestigious
New England university...
397
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,085
[Arthur laughing]
398
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:22,955
...and my wife is a senior
in my "Intro To Western Civ."
399
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,924
[audience laughing]
400
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,726
I know. I know.
401
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:30,429
Why is she a senior in the intro?
I didn't buy it either.
402
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,565
So, she comes to me
during my office hours.
403
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:33,733
[Arthur laughing]
404
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,301
It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.
405
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,537
She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis."
406
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,805
I can't use my real last
name at this college
407
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,307
'cause they
don't hire Jews.
408
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,109
[audience laughing]
409
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,377
It's something I'll address
410
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,646
once I have tenure,
but for now...
411
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,481
She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis,
412
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,882
I think I might be
in danger of failing
413
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,183
your 'Intro to Western Civ, '
414
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,418
and I just want
you to know
415
00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,787
I'm willing to do
anything to pass."
416
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:59,191
And I said,
"Anything?" And she said... [moans]
417
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,243
[Arthur chuckles]
418
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,452
[doorbell buzzing]
419
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,160
- [Arthur] Oh, hey.
- Hey.
420
00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,862
Were you following
me today?
421
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,301
Yeah.
422
00:27:17,004 --> 00:27:19,472
I thought
that was you.
423
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:22,274
I was hoping you'd come
in and rob the place.
424
00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:25,611
I have a gun.
425
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,580
I could come
by tomorrow.
426
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:29,849
[chuckles]
427
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,518
You're so funny, Arthur.
428
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,023
Yeah.
429
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,557
You know,
I do stand-up comedy.
430
00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:41,627
You should maybe come
see a show sometime.
431
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,729
I could do that.
432
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,797
Yeah?
433
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,932
Yeah. You'll let me know when?
434
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,200
Yeah.
435
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,110
[man] ♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
436
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,377
♪ Wiggle your ears ♪
437
00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,979
[chorus]
♪ Wiggle your ears ♪
438
00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:01,614
[all] ♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
439
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,016
♪ Wiggle your ears ♪
440
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,517
♪ Wiggle your ears ♪
441
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,419
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
442
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,621
♪ And you really
want to show it ♪
443
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,890
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
444
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,325
♪ Wiggle your ears ♪
445
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,361
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
446
00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:16,929
♪ Stomp your feet ♪
447
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,431
♪ Stomp your feet ♪
448
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,067
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
449
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,300
♪ Stomp your feet ♪
450
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,802
♪ Stomp your feet ♪
451
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,670
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
452
00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,906
♪ And you really
want to show it ♪
453
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,275
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
454
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,777
♪ Stomp your feet ♪
455
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,446
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
456
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,115
- [Arthur yelps]
- ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪
457
00:28:35,182 --> 00:28:36,615
♪ Shout "hurray" ♪
458
00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,384
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
459
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,852
♪ Shout "hurray" ♪
460
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,554
- ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪
- [child giggles]
461
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,389
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪
462
00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:44,690
- [Arthur giggles]
- ♪ And you really want to... ♪
463
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:48,527
Hoyt, please,
I love this job.
464
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,763
Arthur, I need
to know why
465
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,998
you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.
466
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:56,302
It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.
467
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,304
That's bullshit.
Bullshit.
468
00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,141
What kind of clown
carries a fucking gun?
469
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,575
Besides,
Randall told me
470
00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,845
you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.
471
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,246
Randall told you that?
472
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,249
You're a fuck-up,
Arthur, and a liar.
473
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,517
- You're fired!
- [hangs up]
474
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:15,888
[dial tone droning]
475
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,644
[announcer on PA]
Jefferson Street.
476
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:40,513
Next stop, Ninth Ave.
477
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,617
[man 1] I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.
478
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,452
We should've just stayed.
479
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,521
[man 2] You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.
480
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:51,224
[man 1] Are you nuts?
Did you see how close we were dancing?
481
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,558
She was in love.
482
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,161
She couldn't wait to
get away from you.
483
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,662
Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy?
Tell him what you saw.
484
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,966
[slurring drunkenly] Hey,
you want some French fries?
485
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,437
Hello?
486
00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:07,673
Talking to you.
Hey.
487
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,575
[woman]
No, thank you.
488
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,577
[men laughing]
489
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,746
You sure?
490
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,749
They're real good.
491
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,421
Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.
492
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,523
Whoo...
493
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,392
[men laughing]
494
00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:29,595
[chuckles]
495
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,232
[laughing continues]
496
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:33,699
[Arthur laughing]
497
00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:50,916
Is something funny,
asshole?
498
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,552
[gasping]
499
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:55,021
[continues laughing]
500
00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:56,589
- Bitch!
- [all jeer]
501
00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:01,660
[men snickering]
502
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:06,832
♪ Isn't it rich? ♪
503
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,635
- ♪ Are we a pair? ♪
- [men laughing]
504
00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:14,607
♪ Me here at last
on the ground ♪
505
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,743
♪ And you
in mid-air ♪
506
00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:21,614
♪ Send in the clowns ♪
507
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,449
[Arthur continues laughing]
508
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,952
♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪
509
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:31,057
♪ Don't you approve? ♪
510
00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,525
♪ One who keeps
tearing around ♪
511
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,528
♪ And one who
can't move ♪
512
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,798
♪ Where are the clowns? ♪
513
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:44,304
♪ There ought
to be clowns ♪
514
00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:45,871
[both laughing]
515
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:56,448
So, buddy, tell us,
what's so fucking funny?
516
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,417
Nothing. [laughing]
517
00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:03,989
I have...
I have a condition.
518
00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:06,226
I'll tell you what you
have, you asshole.
519
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,593
[men] Whoa!
520
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:12,032
[Arthur] Please, stop!
521
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,167
[groans] We got
a kicker, huh?
522
00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,468
Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.
523
00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,606
Stay down, freak!
524
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,908
[men grunting
and laughing]
525
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,617
[gunshot]
526
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:35,888
[screaming]
527
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,926
Hey!
[continues screaming]
528
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,830
[breathing heavily]
529
00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:03,083
[man continues screaming]
530
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,483
[announcer on PA]
Ninth Avenue.
531
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:05,851
Next stop,
Hunter's Point.
532
00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:07,187
Hey!
533
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,095
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
534
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,264
[man yelping]
535
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,775
[groans]
536
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,678
[man whimpering]
537
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:34,214
[breathing heavily]
538
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,550
[man screams]
539
00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:41,687
[gun clicking]
540
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:49,762
[panting]
541
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,733
- [ears ringing loudly]
- Shit. Shit.
542
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,007
[panting]
543
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,175
[elevator bell dings]
544
00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:50,109
[man 1] I read it was
a guy in full makeup.
545
00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:52,612
[man 2] No,
it says right here it was a mask.
546
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,048
[man 1] Either way,
I think it's good for business.
547
00:36:55,114 --> 00:36:57,650
They got clowns on the
front of every newspaper.
548
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,152
Big man,
what's the good word?
549
00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:00,353
[Gary] Hey.
550
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,089
["My Name Is Carnival"
playing on radio]
551
00:37:03,156 --> 00:37:05,558
Hey, Arthur,
I heard what happened.
552
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,925
Sorry, mate.
553
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,661
[Randall] Yeah.
554
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,995
It doesn't seem fair,
555
00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:12,165
getting fired like that.
556
00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:14,434
Did you really
bring a gun
557
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,802
to the children's
hospital, Artie?
558
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,304
What the fuck would
you do that for?
559
00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:19,871
Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?
560
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,074
If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,
561
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,408
you're just gonna
shoot yourself?
562
00:37:22,475 --> 00:37:23,775
[men laughing]
563
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,278
Why don't you ask
Randall about it?
564
00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:27,480
It was his gun.
565
00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:29,349
- [Randall] What?
- I still owe you for that,
566
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,450
don't I?
567
00:37:30,516 --> 00:37:32,751
What the fuck
are you talking about?
568
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,654
Stop talking
out of your ass, Art.
569
00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:35,921
[honking horn]
570
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,261
[Arthur gasps] Oh, no!
571
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,830
I forgot
to punch out.
572
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,369
[laughing]
573
00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,476
["My Name Is Carnival"
continues playing]
574
00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:16,962
[Chuck on TV] And as our city
tries to make sense
575
00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,866
of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,
576
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,402
we're joined
by Thomas Wayne.
577
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,936
Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.
578
00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:26,406
Yes, Mother.
579
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:27,906
[Thomas] Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.
580
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,108
[Penny] They're asking him about
581
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:30,743
those horrible
subway murders.
582
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,111
[Chuck] Thank you, Thomas.
I know
583
00:38:32,178 --> 00:38:34,147
this is a difficult time
for you.
584
00:38:34,213 --> 00:38:35,814
Why him?
585
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,650
Looks like
he's gained weight.
586
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,186
[Thomas] Yes,
all three worked for Wayne Investments.
587
00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:42,055
Good, decent, educated.
588
00:38:42,121 --> 00:38:45,024
Although I didn't know
any of them personally.
589
00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,926
Like all Wayne employees,
590
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,296
past and present,
they're family.
591
00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:52,165
Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.
592
00:38:52,231 --> 00:38:53,932
- [shushing]
- [Chuck] There now seems to be
593
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,934
a groundswell of anti-rich
sentiment in the city.
594
00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:58,237
It's almost as if our
less fortunate residents
595
00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:00,540
are taking the side
of the killer.
596
00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,408
[Thomas] Yes,
and it's a shame.
597
00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:03,909
It's one
of the reasons why
598
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,345
I'm considering
a run for mayor.
599
00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:08,281
Gotham's lost its way.
600
00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,149
What about
the eyewitness report
601
00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:12,851
of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?
602
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,021
[Thomas] Well,
it makes total sense to me.
603
00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:17,523
What kind of coward would do
something that cold-blooded?
604
00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:20,026
Someone who hides
behind a mask.
605
00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:21,461
Someone who is envious
606
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,565
of those more fortunate
than themselves,
607
00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:28,534
yet they're too scared
to show their own face.
608
00:39:28,601 --> 00:39:31,604
And until those kind of
people change for the better,
609
00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:35,408
those of us who have made
something of our lives
610
00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:38,010
will always look
at those who haven't
611
00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,680
as nothing but clowns.
612
00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:42,515
[laughs]
613
00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:44,517
Thomas Wayne,
thank you for coming in this morning.
614
00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:45,585
It's not funny.
615
00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:07,106
[laughs]
616
00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:09,575
I heard this song on
the radio the other day,
617
00:40:12,044 --> 00:40:16,449
and the guy was singing
that his name was Carnival.
618
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,718
[social worker] Arthur...
619
00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:20,119
Which is crazy,
620
00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:26,259
because that's
my clown name at work.
621
00:40:26,325 --> 00:40:29,095
And until
a little while ago,
622
00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:32,698
it was like
nobody ever saw me.
623
00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:37,303
Even I didn't know
if I really existed.
624
00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:40,072
Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.
625
00:40:43,142 --> 00:40:44,677
You don't listen,
do you?
626
00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:51,217
I don't think you
ever really hear me.
627
00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:53,985
You just ask the same
questions every week.
628
00:40:54,053 --> 00:40:58,458
"How's your job?
Are you having any negative thoughts?"
629
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,361
All I have are
negative thoughts,
630
00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:05,364
but you don't
listen anyway.
631
00:41:05,431 --> 00:41:09,001
I said,
for my whole life,
632
00:41:09,068 --> 00:41:12,438
I didn't know
if I even really existed.
633
00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:15,374
But I do.
634
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:20,680
And people are
starting to notice.
635
00:41:22,281 --> 00:41:24,150
They've cut our funding.
636
00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:26,152
We're closing down
our offices next week.
637
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,455
The city has cut funding
across the board.
638
00:41:29,522 --> 00:41:31,557
Social Services is
part of that.
639
00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:34,060
This is the last time
we'll be meeting.
640
00:41:34,827 --> 00:41:36,162
Okay.
641
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:42,335
They don't give a shit about
people like you, Arthur.
642
00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:45,872
And they really
don't give a shit
643
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:48,107
about people
like me, either.
644
00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:52,578
Fuck.
645
00:42:00,553 --> 00:42:03,356
How am I supposed to
get my medication now?
646
00:42:06,158 --> 00:42:08,027
Who do I talk to?
647
00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:12,231
I'm sorry, Arthur.
648
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:18,771
I think... I think most women
look at sex like buying a car.
649
00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:21,641
You know, like,
"Can I see myself in this long-term?"
650
00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,776
"Is it safe?"
651
00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:25,278
"Is it reliable?"
652
00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,547
- "Could it kill me?"
- [audience laughing]
653
00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:29,715
Most guys,
we look at sex like parking a car.
654
00:42:29,782 --> 00:42:32,351
We're like,
"There's a spot."
655
00:42:32,418 --> 00:42:33,753
"There's another spot.
656
00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,321
- That would work."
- [Arthur exhales deeply]
657
00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:37,590
"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."
658
00:42:37,657 --> 00:42:38,891
[audience laughing]
659
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:41,928
"Handicapped?
I hope no one sees this."
660
00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:44,230
[audience laughing]
661
00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:46,866
All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.
662
00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:48,401
[audience applauding]
663
00:42:51,804 --> 00:42:55,308
[emcee] One more time
for Sam Morril, y'all.
664
00:42:55,374 --> 00:42:57,209
All right, now,
this next comic describes
665
00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:59,445
himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident
666
00:42:59,512 --> 00:43:02,015
who from a young age
was always told
667
00:43:02,081 --> 00:43:03,816
that his purpose in life
668
00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:07,653
was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.
669
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,388
- Um... Okay.
- [audience laughing]
670
00:43:09,455 --> 00:43:11,724
Please help me welcome Arthur
Fleck, y'all.
671
00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:12,858
Arthur Fleck.
672
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:14,327
[audience applauding]
673
00:43:24,904 --> 00:43:26,105
[sighs nervously]
674
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:30,276
[laughing]
675
00:43:35,048 --> 00:43:36,816
[snorts]
676
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:39,719
Hello, it's good to be here.
[laughing]
677
00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,530
[clears throat]
678
00:43:51,597 --> 00:43:53,299
[coughing]
679
00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:56,435
[laughing]
680
00:43:59,238 --> 00:44:00,439
[gagging]
681
00:44:04,343 --> 00:44:07,313
I hated school
when I was a kid.
682
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,181
- [microphone feedback]
- [laughing]
683
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:14,453
[gagging]
684
00:44:16,188 --> 00:44:17,790
[burps]
685
00:44:17,857 --> 00:44:19,392
[breathing heavily]
686
00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:27,767
I hated school as a kid.
[laughing]
687
00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:30,603
My mother
would say,
688
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:32,338
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
689
00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:34,573
One day,
you'll have to work for a living."
690
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:37,144
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma,
691
00:44:37,209 --> 00:44:38,978
I'm gonna
be a comedian."
692
00:44:39,046 --> 00:44:40,413
[laughing]
693
00:44:48,155 --> 00:44:49,488
Um...
694
00:44:51,657 --> 00:44:53,826
Here's one.
695
00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:56,829
You know,
I was just thinking the other day,
696
00:44:56,896 --> 00:44:59,265
- why are the rich people...
- ["Smile" playing]
697
00:45:07,074 --> 00:45:08,075
[audience laughing]
698
00:45:08,141 --> 00:45:09,542
[audience applauding]
699
00:45:15,381 --> 00:45:17,249
[indistinct chattering]
700
00:45:39,472 --> 00:45:40,940
You believe that shit?
701
00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:43,809
Fuck 'em.
702
00:45:45,644 --> 00:45:48,547
I think the guy that
did it is a hero.
703
00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:52,651
Three less pricks
in Gotham City,
704
00:45:52,718 --> 00:45:54,987
only a million
more to go.
705
00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:56,522
["Smile" continues playing]
706
00:46:13,372 --> 00:46:14,807
[laughing]
707
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:23,016
[TV playing]
708
00:46:26,552 --> 00:46:28,054
[Murray on TV] And,
buddy, as always,
709
00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,355
thanks for the laughs.
710
00:46:29,421 --> 00:46:30,823
I'm sure
we'll see you again.
711
00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:32,259
You know
we'll be here, right?
712
00:46:32,324 --> 00:46:34,060
- I hope.
- [audience laughing]
713
00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:37,429
Tomorrow night, we have Diana
Hudson, Greg Gordon,
714
00:46:37,496 --> 00:46:41,001
and animal expert,
Hugh Little.
715
00:46:41,067 --> 00:46:42,368
Thanks for watching.
716
00:46:42,434 --> 00:46:44,737
Good night,
and always remember,
717
00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:46,338
- that's life.
- ["That's Life" playing]
718
00:46:46,405 --> 00:46:47,807
[audience applauding]
719
00:46:50,576 --> 00:46:51,911
[softly] That's life.
720
00:46:56,582 --> 00:47:00,086
Momma,
time to wake up and go to bed.
721
00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:01,453
- Hmm? Oh...
- [grunting]
722
00:47:03,455 --> 00:47:05,025
Oh, Happy.
723
00:47:07,693 --> 00:47:09,495
Happy, I wrote
a new letter.
724
00:47:09,562 --> 00:47:12,065
Come on,
dance with me.
725
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,834
[Penny] For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.
726
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:15,901
[Arthur whistles]
727
00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:19,872
[Penny chuckles]
728
00:47:21,507 --> 00:47:23,509
[Arthur humming]
729
00:47:23,576 --> 00:47:25,411
You smell like cologne.
730
00:47:25,477 --> 00:47:28,114
It's 'cause I just
had a big date.
731
00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:30,016
[chuckles] Oh.
732
00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:34,587
Just don't forget
to mail it.
733
00:47:35,654 --> 00:47:37,656
[music continues playing]
734
00:48:00,046 --> 00:48:01,780
[announcer] The Murray
Franklin Show is taped live
735
00:48:01,847 --> 00:48:03,415
before a studio audience
736
00:48:03,482 --> 00:48:05,784
in beautiful downtown
Gotham City.
737
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,023
[music ends]
738
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,616
You're gonna kill me.
You're gonna give me a heart attack!
739
00:49:10,683 --> 00:49:11,917
Don't give me your...
740
00:49:11,984 --> 00:49:13,886
- [pounding on door]
- [Penny] No. No.
741
00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:17,190
I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!
742
00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:18,457
Okay.
743
00:49:18,524 --> 00:49:19,792
Okay.
744
00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,532
I'm not angry, Mom.
745
00:49:26,598 --> 00:49:29,135
I'm not angry.
746
00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,569
Please.
747
00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:34,207
Mom, is this real?
748
00:49:37,743 --> 00:49:40,980
He's an extraordinary
man, Happy.
749
00:49:41,047 --> 00:49:43,716
He's a very
powerful man.
750
00:49:45,151 --> 00:49:47,753
We were in love.
751
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:49,755
He said it was best
that we not be together
752
00:49:49,822 --> 00:49:52,125
because of appearances.
753
00:49:54,493 --> 00:49:57,997
And I could never
tell anyone because...
754
00:50:00,433 --> 00:50:02,002
Well, I signed
some papers.
755
00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:05,171
And besides,
you can imagine
756
00:50:05,238 --> 00:50:08,941
what people would say
about Thomas and me.
757
00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:13,013
What they'd say
about you.
758
00:50:16,982 --> 00:50:19,152
What would
they say, Mom?
759
00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:20,819
[Penny crying]
760
00:50:29,661 --> 00:50:31,231
[train horn blowing]
761
00:51:33,992 --> 00:51:35,295
[humming]
762
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,355
[Arthur continues humming]
763
00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:09,262
[Arthur] Hmm.
764
00:52:10,662 --> 00:52:11,964
[Arthur exhales deeply]
765
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,241
Hmm.
766
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,314
[Arthur laughing]
767
00:52:31,683 --> 00:52:32,951
[whistles]
768
00:52:38,824 --> 00:52:40,160
[Arthur singing]
769
00:52:52,338 --> 00:52:53,373
Hi.
770
00:52:56,342 --> 00:52:57,843
What's your name?
771
00:52:58,844 --> 00:53:00,746
I'm Bruce.
772
00:53:01,614 --> 00:53:02,948
Bruce.
773
00:53:04,716 --> 00:53:06,119
I'm Arthur.
774
00:53:27,906 --> 00:53:29,409
That's better.
775
00:53:30,343 --> 00:53:32,011
[Alfred] Bruce! Bruce!
776
00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:34,614
Get away
from that man.
777
00:53:34,681 --> 00:53:36,848
It's okay.
I'm a good guy.
778
00:53:36,915 --> 00:53:38,750
What are you doing?
Who are you?
779
00:53:38,817 --> 00:53:40,420
I'm here to see
Mr. Wayne.
780
00:53:40,486 --> 00:53:43,289
Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.
781
00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:45,824
Why did you give him
these flowers?
782
00:53:45,891 --> 00:53:47,260
[Arthur] No,
they're not real.
783
00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:51,197
It's magic.
784
00:53:51,264 --> 00:53:52,864
I was just trying to
make him smile.
785
00:53:52,931 --> 00:53:55,734
Well, it's not funny,
is it?
786
00:53:55,801 --> 00:53:57,036
Do I need
to call the police?
787
00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,805
[Arthur] No. Please.
788
00:53:59,871 --> 00:54:03,109
My mother's name is Penny.
Penny Fleck.
789
00:54:03,176 --> 00:54:04,611
She used to work here years ago.
790
00:54:04,677 --> 00:54:06,845
Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?
791
00:54:07,779 --> 00:54:09,415
You are her son.
792
00:54:09,482 --> 00:54:10,949
[Arthur] Yeah.
793
00:54:11,017 --> 00:54:12,985
Did you know her?
794
00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:19,359
[whispers] I know
about the two of them.
795
00:54:19,425 --> 00:54:21,960
She told me everything.
796
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,498
[whispers] There's
nothing to know.
797
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:29,135
There is no "them."
798
00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:32,205
Your mother
was delusional.
799
00:54:32,272 --> 00:54:33,606
She was
a sick woman.
800
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,907
Don't say that.
801
00:54:36,842 --> 00:54:38,411
Just go.
802
00:54:38,478 --> 00:54:39,811
Mmm?
803
00:54:39,878 --> 00:54:41,980
Before you make a
fool of yourself.
804
00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:46,252
Thomas Wayne
is my father.
805
00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:47,320
[Alfred laughing]
806
00:54:48,954 --> 00:54:50,490
[Alfred yelping]
807
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:52,558
He left me.
808
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:53,992
[Alfred choking]
809
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,396
- Let go! Let go!
- [Arthur grunts]
810
00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:59,332
[Alfred continues choking]
811
00:55:05,871 --> 00:55:07,340
[panting]
812
00:55:22,689 --> 00:55:24,424
Keep the respirations
above 15.
813
00:55:24,490 --> 00:55:27,026
Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.
814
00:55:28,227 --> 00:55:29,395
Mom?
815
00:55:30,063 --> 00:55:31,164
What happened?
816
00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:32,931
- Who are you?
- I'm her son.
817
00:55:32,998 --> 00:55:34,500
- What happened?
- You can probably help us
818
00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,302
out inside.
We don't know what happened yet.
819
00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:38,004
- Hop in the back of the ambulance.
- [paramedic 2] Step.
820
00:55:38,071 --> 00:55:39,472
[paramedic 1] One more.
We got one more lift.
821
00:55:39,539 --> 00:55:40,673
[paramedic 2] I'm getting
822
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:41,973
a little resistance here,
Michael.
823
00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:44,510
[paramedics chattering
indistinctly]
824
00:55:44,577 --> 00:55:45,578
[paramedic 1] Lift.
825
00:55:51,017 --> 00:55:52,719
[Arthur] I'm right here.
826
00:55:52,785 --> 00:55:54,087
Excuse me, sir.
827
00:55:54,153 --> 00:55:55,188
Does your mother take
any medications?
828
00:55:55,254 --> 00:55:56,322
- No.
- Excuse me,
829
00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:58,057
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
830
00:55:58,124 --> 00:55:59,359
Sir, when was the last
time you spoke to her?
831
00:55:59,425 --> 00:56:00,560
I don't know.
832
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,496
[siren wailing]
833
00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:47,707
[Garrity] Mr. Fleck.
834
00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:49,941
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Garrity.
835
00:56:50,009 --> 00:56:52,512
This is my partner,
Detective Burke.
836
00:56:52,578 --> 00:56:55,515
We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,
837
00:56:56,915 --> 00:56:58,518
so we spoke
with your mother.
838
00:57:00,319 --> 00:57:01,320
Oh.
839
00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,856
What did you
say to her?
840
00:57:03,922 --> 00:57:04,990
Did you do this?
841
00:57:05,057 --> 00:57:06,559
What? No.
842
00:57:06,626 --> 00:57:08,828
No, no, no.
We just asked her some questions,
843
00:57:08,895 --> 00:57:10,563
and she got hysterical.
844
00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,298
Hyperventilating,
845
00:57:12,365 --> 00:57:13,733
collapsed and hit
her head pretty hard.
846
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,335
Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.
847
00:57:16,402 --> 00:57:18,905
We're sorry to
hear about that.
848
00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:22,108
But, like I said,
I still have some questions for you.
849
00:57:22,175 --> 00:57:23,376
They're about
the subway killings
850
00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,911
that happened
last week.
851
00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:26,312
You've heard about them, right?
852
00:57:26,379 --> 00:57:27,513
Yeah.
853
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:28,648
It's horrible.
854
00:57:28,714 --> 00:57:30,583
Right.
855
00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:34,020
So, we spoke with your
boss over at Haha's.
856
00:57:34,086 --> 00:57:36,122
He said you were fired
for bringing a gun
857
00:57:36,189 --> 00:57:37,956
into the children's hospital.
858
00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:41,227
- Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
- It was a prop.
859
00:57:41,294 --> 00:57:43,196
It's part
of my act.
860
00:57:43,262 --> 00:57:44,597
I'm a party clown.
861
00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:46,998
All right.
So, why were you fired?
862
00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:49,968
[sighs heavily]
863
00:57:50,036 --> 00:57:52,738
They said
I wasn't funny enough.
864
00:57:52,805 --> 00:57:54,640
Can you imagine that?
865
00:57:54,707 --> 00:57:58,644
If you don't mind,
I have to go take care of my mother.
866
00:57:58,711 --> 00:58:01,314
[Burke] Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.
867
00:58:03,282 --> 00:58:05,751
This condition of yours,
the laughing,
868
00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:07,887
is it real,
869
00:58:07,954 --> 00:58:10,189
or some sort
of clown thing?
870
00:58:10,256 --> 00:58:13,125
- A clown thing?
- Yeah.
871
00:58:13,192 --> 00:58:15,628
I mean, is it part of your act?
872
00:58:18,097 --> 00:58:19,565
What do you think?
873
00:58:25,304 --> 00:58:26,572
[Burke] It's exit only.
874
00:58:50,963 --> 00:58:53,165
She's gonna be okay.
875
00:58:57,336 --> 00:58:59,305
I'm gonna
get a coffee.
876
00:58:59,872 --> 00:59:00,940
You want one?
877
00:59:01,008 --> 00:59:02,208
Yeah.
878
00:59:12,985 --> 00:59:14,854
[audience laughing on TV]
879
00:59:14,921 --> 00:59:18,157
[Murray] So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,
880
00:59:18,224 --> 00:59:21,394
you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.
881
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,062
I told him,
"The garbage strike
882
00:59:23,129 --> 00:59:24,830
is still going on, Billy."
883
00:59:24,897 --> 00:59:26,732
And he says, and I'm not
kidding, Billy says,
884
00:59:26,799 --> 00:59:28,935
"So, where are we gonna
get all our garbage from?"
885
00:59:29,002 --> 00:59:31,103
- [laughs]
- [audience laughing]
886
00:59:31,170 --> 00:59:32,705
[audience applauding]
887
00:59:35,942 --> 00:59:38,511
And finally,
in a world where everyone
888
00:59:38,578 --> 00:59:40,246
thinks they could
do my job,
889
00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:42,348
we got this video tape
from Pogo's Comedy Club,
890
00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:44,150
right here in Gotham.
891
00:59:44,216 --> 00:59:45,651
Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,
892
00:59:45,718 --> 00:59:48,187
it'll somehow
make you funny.
893
00:59:48,254 --> 00:59:50,289
Check out
this joker.
894
00:59:50,790 --> 00:59:52,858
[laughing]
895
00:59:54,827 --> 00:59:56,295
Oh, my God.
896
00:59:56,362 --> 01:00:00,199
[Arthur on TV] I
hated school as a kid.
897
01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:03,369
But my mother
would always say,
898
01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,038
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
899
01:00:05,104 --> 01:00:08,041
One day,
you'll have to work for a living."
900
01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:09,442
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.
901
01:00:09,508 --> 01:00:11,277
I'm gonna be
a comedian."
902
01:00:11,344 --> 01:00:14,280
- [laughing]
- [Arthur laughing on TV]
903
01:00:17,550 --> 01:00:19,619
[laughs] You shoulda
listened to your mother.
904
01:00:19,685 --> 01:00:21,754
[audience laughing
and applauding]
905
01:00:21,821 --> 01:00:23,756
Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.
906
01:00:23,823 --> 01:00:26,959
All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.
907
01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,661
[Arthur] It's funny,
908
01:00:28,728 --> 01:00:30,896
when I was
a little boy
909
01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:34,101
and told people I was
gonna be a comedian,
910
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,268
everyone laughed at me.
911
01:00:36,335 --> 01:00:39,372
Well, no one's
laughing now.
912
01:00:40,373 --> 01:00:42,508
[audience laughing]
913
01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:44,744
You can say
that again, pal.
914
01:00:44,810 --> 01:00:46,345
[audience applauding]
915
01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:53,053
All right,
we got a great show for you tonight.
916
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,522
Chuck Conby is here,
actress Joanne Mulligan,
917
01:00:56,589 --> 01:01:00,660
and new music from
Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.
918
01:01:06,232 --> 01:01:08,934
[news anchor] As tensions
mount around the metro area,
919
01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:12,738
Mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.
920
01:01:12,805 --> 01:01:14,540
City services
have been affected,
921
01:01:14,607 --> 01:01:16,609
and some businesses
have decided
922
01:01:16,676 --> 01:01:19,578
to remain closed
amid the unrest.
923
01:01:19,645 --> 01:01:22,381
Chuck Stevens
filed this report.
924
01:01:22,448 --> 01:01:23,916
[Chuck] The anger and resentment
925
01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:25,184
that's been building
in the city for weeks
926
01:01:25,251 --> 01:01:27,087
seems close to exploding.
927
01:01:27,154 --> 01:01:29,388
Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,
928
01:01:29,455 --> 01:01:31,024
took to the streets today
929
01:01:31,091 --> 01:01:32,558
in one of several
planned demonstrations
930
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:34,326
taking on
the city's elite,
931
01:01:34,393 --> 01:01:35,995
including a massive rally
outside
932
01:01:36,063 --> 01:01:38,664
tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne Hall.
933
01:01:38,731 --> 01:01:40,399
[reporter 1] What's
the point of all this?
934
01:01:40,466 --> 01:01:42,334
[bleep] the rich.
[bleep] Thomas Wayne.
935
01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:44,104
That's what this whole [bleep]
thing is about.
936
01:01:44,171 --> 01:01:45,938
[bleep] the whole system.
937
01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,273
[Chuck] Wayne,
who recently announced
938
01:01:47,339 --> 01:01:48,607
he is running for mayor,
939
01:01:48,674 --> 01:01:50,476
will be attending
the benefit.
940
01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:52,611
You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne
941
01:01:52,678 --> 01:01:54,081
who first referred to
942
01:01:54,147 --> 01:01:56,949
many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."
943
01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,286
Today, he offered little
in the way of an apology.
944
01:02:00,352 --> 01:02:01,754
Well, what
I will say is,
945
01:02:01,821 --> 01:02:03,190
there's something wrong
with those people.
946
01:02:03,255 --> 01:02:04,623
I am here
to help them.
947
01:02:04,690 --> 01:02:05,958
I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,
948
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,393
help make
their lives better.
949
01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,295
That is why
I'm running.
950
01:02:09,361 --> 01:02:11,263
And they may not realize
it, but I'm their only hope.
951
01:02:11,330 --> 01:02:12,998
[protesters shouting]
952
01:02:26,879 --> 01:02:29,749
[protesters] Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
953
01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:32,718
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
954
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,689
[shouting continues]
955
01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:10,422
[lively music
playing in cinema]
956
01:03:20,399 --> 01:03:22,968
- [indistinct chattering]
- [audience laughing]
957
01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:34,780
[audience continues laughing]
958
01:03:51,031 --> 01:03:54,533
- [music continues]
- [audience laughing]
959
01:03:59,338 --> 01:04:00,773
[laughing]
960
01:04:40,579 --> 01:04:42,448
[door opens]
961
01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,674
[door closes]
962
01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,480
Can I help you, pal?
963
01:05:16,482 --> 01:05:18,385
I don't know
what to say.
964
01:05:18,450 --> 01:05:20,153
[flushing]
965
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,654
[Thomas chuckles]
966
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,157
Do you want an
autograph or something?
967
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,424
No.
968
01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:32,965
My name is Arthur.
969
01:05:34,433 --> 01:05:36,136
Penny Fleck
is my mother.
970
01:05:37,436 --> 01:05:39,239
Jesus.
971
01:05:39,306 --> 01:05:41,207
You're the guy that came
to my house yesterday.
972
01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,476
- Yes.
- [Thomas laughs]
973
01:05:44,543 --> 01:05:46,512
I'm sorry
I just showed up.
974
01:05:46,578 --> 01:05:48,148
But my mother
told me everything,
975
01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:49,815
and I had
to talk to you.
976
01:05:49,882 --> 01:05:52,451
Look, pal,
I'm not your father.
977
01:05:52,518 --> 01:05:54,087
[chuckling]
What's wrong with you?
978
01:05:55,621 --> 01:05:57,456
Look at us.
979
01:05:58,657 --> 01:06:00,126
I think you are.
980
01:06:00,193 --> 01:06:01,760
Well, that's impossible
981
01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:03,029
because you're adopted,
982
01:06:03,096 --> 01:06:04,797
and I never slept with
your mother.
983
01:06:04,863 --> 01:06:05,931
- I wasn't adopted.
- What do you want from me?
984
01:06:05,998 --> 01:06:07,499
- Money?
- No, I don't...
985
01:06:07,566 --> 01:06:08,734
I wasn't adopted.
986
01:06:08,801 --> 01:06:10,903
Jesus.
She never told you?
987
01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,538
Told me what?
988
01:06:12,604 --> 01:06:14,274
[sighs]
989
01:06:14,341 --> 01:06:15,908
Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.
990
01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:17,509
That's not true.
991
01:06:17,576 --> 01:06:18,811
Why are you
saying that?
992
01:06:18,877 --> 01:06:19,745
Then she was arrested
and committed
993
01:06:19,812 --> 01:06:20,980
to Arkham State Hospital,
994
01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:22,614
when you were
just a little boy.
995
01:06:22,681 --> 01:06:23,882
Why are you
saying this?
996
01:06:23,949 --> 01:06:25,584
I don't need you to
tell me lies.
997
01:06:25,651 --> 01:06:26,952
I know
it seems strange.
998
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,754
I don't mean to
make you uncomfortable.
999
01:06:28,821 --> 01:06:30,556
I don't know why
everyone is so rude.
1000
01:06:30,622 --> 01:06:31,857
I don't know
why you are.
1001
01:06:31,924 --> 01:06:33,393
I don't want
anything from you.
1002
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:35,894
Maybe a little bit of
warmth, maybe a hug, Dad!
1003
01:06:35,961 --> 01:06:38,231
How about just a little
bit of fucking decency?
1004
01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:39,665
What is it
with you people?
1005
01:06:39,732 --> 01:06:41,967
You say that stuff
about my mother.
1006
01:06:42,035 --> 01:06:43,336
She's crazy.
1007
01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,671
She's... [laughing]
1008
01:06:52,945 --> 01:06:54,646
You think
this is funny?
1009
01:06:55,948 --> 01:06:59,285
Dad, it's me.
Come on.
1010
01:07:00,986 --> 01:07:01,887
[groans]
1011
01:07:01,954 --> 01:07:03,189
[Thomas] Touch
my son again,
1012
01:07:03,256 --> 01:07:04,757
- I'll fucking kill you.
- [laughing]
1013
01:07:10,363 --> 01:07:11,364
[door closes]
1014
01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:12,765
[phone ringing]
1015
01:07:12,831 --> 01:07:14,566
[Arthur laughing softly]
1016
01:07:22,741 --> 01:07:24,244
[answering machine beeps]
1017
01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:27,213
Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is Detective Garrity.
1018
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,615
We met the other night
at Gotham General.
1019
01:07:29,681 --> 01:07:32,185
My partner and I had a few
more questions for you.
1020
01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:35,255
We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.
1021
01:07:35,321 --> 01:07:37,390
Please give me a call
when you get this message.
1022
01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:39,459
Again, Detective Garrity,
1023
01:07:39,526 --> 01:07:43,729
and my number
is 212... 99.
1024
01:07:44,797 --> 01:07:45,998
[answering machine beeps]
1025
01:08:13,326 --> 01:08:15,261
[phone ringing]
1026
01:08:24,837 --> 01:08:26,306
[answering machine beeps]
1027
01:08:26,372 --> 01:08:28,508
[Shirley] This message is
for Arthur Fleck.
1028
01:08:28,575 --> 01:08:30,143
My name
is Shirley Woods.
1029
01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:32,611
I work on
The Murray Franklin Show.
1030
01:08:32,678 --> 01:08:34,080
I don't know
if you're aware,
1031
01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:35,448
but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up
1032
01:08:35,515 --> 01:08:37,417
on the show recently,
1033
01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:39,785
and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.
1034
01:08:39,852 --> 01:08:42,621
Murray asked me to give you
a call and see if you're...
1035
01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,094
Who is this?
1036
01:08:48,161 --> 01:08:49,928
Oh, hi,
this is Shirley Woods.
1037
01:08:49,995 --> 01:08:53,099
I'm the show booker from
Live with Murray Franklin.
1038
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,200
Is this Arthur?
1039
01:08:56,202 --> 01:08:57,470
Yes.
1040
01:08:57,537 --> 01:08:59,339
Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,
1041
01:08:59,405 --> 01:09:01,441
we've gotten a lot of
calls about your clip.
1042
01:09:01,508 --> 01:09:03,176
Amazing responses.
1043
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:05,445
And Murray asked if I
would reach out to you
1044
01:09:05,512 --> 01:09:07,413
to see if you would
come on as his guest.
1045
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:15,821
Murray wants me
on The Murray Franklin Show?
1046
01:09:15,888 --> 01:09:17,656
Yeah.
Isn't that great?
1047
01:09:17,723 --> 01:09:21,528
He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?
1048
01:09:21,594 --> 01:09:23,929
That sound good
to you?
1049
01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,103
Yeah, that sounds great.
1050
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,038
Can we set up a date right now?
1051
01:09:32,105 --> 01:09:34,073
Are you available
next Thursday?
1052
01:10:06,872 --> 01:10:08,341
[inaudible]
1053
01:10:15,781 --> 01:10:17,849
[indistinct announcement
on PA]
1054
01:10:26,659 --> 01:10:28,261
[clerk] Hey.
1055
01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:31,364
[sighs] Man,
I'm sorry about that, my man.
1056
01:10:31,431 --> 01:10:33,600
All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,
1057
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:37,070
and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...
1058
01:10:38,171 --> 01:10:40,406
Can I ask you
a question?
1059
01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:42,041
Sure.
1060
01:10:42,108 --> 01:10:47,046
How does someone
wind up in here?
1061
01:10:47,113 --> 01:10:51,351
Have they all,
all the people committed crimes?
1062
01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:53,019
Well, yeah, some have.
1063
01:10:53,086 --> 01:10:56,055
You know,
some are just crazy.
1064
01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:58,757
Pose dangers to
themselves and others.
1065
01:10:58,824 --> 01:11:00,293
Some just got
nowhere else to go.
1066
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,495
Don't know what to do, you know?
1067
01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:06,299
- Yeah. I hear you, brother.
- Hmm.
1068
01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:10,603
Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.
1069
01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:14,707
Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.
1070
01:11:14,773 --> 01:11:18,877
I thought it was gonna bother
me, but it really hasn't.
1071
01:11:19,945 --> 01:11:21,147
What's that?
1072
01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:25,884
I fucked up and
did some bad shit.
1073
01:11:25,951 --> 01:11:27,153
[chuckles]
1074
01:11:29,821 --> 01:11:31,424
You know
what I'm talking about,
1075
01:11:31,491 --> 01:11:36,462
it's so hard to just try
and be happy all the time.
1076
01:11:38,531 --> 01:11:41,034
Hey, listen, man.
1077
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,669
I'm just
an administrative assistant.
1078
01:11:42,735 --> 01:11:44,203
Like a clerk,
you know.
1079
01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:46,139
All I do
is file paperwork.
1080
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,874
I don't know
what to tell you.
1081
01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:50,842
But you should
see somebody.
1082
01:11:50,909 --> 01:11:52,111
You know,
they got programs,
1083
01:11:52,178 --> 01:11:54,880
city services,
stuff like that.
1084
01:11:54,946 --> 01:11:56,316
Oh, yeah.
1085
01:11:56,382 --> 01:11:58,084
[in high-pitched voice]
They cut all those.
1086
01:11:58,718 --> 01:12:00,253
[clerk laughs]
1087
01:12:03,022 --> 01:12:05,091
All right, here it is. Fleck.
1088
01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:07,959
Penny Fleck.
Let's see.
1089
01:12:08,027 --> 01:12:13,066
Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin Stoner.
1090
01:12:13,132 --> 01:12:17,236
Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis
1091
01:12:17,303 --> 01:12:21,274
and narcissistic
personality disorder." Mmm.
1092
01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:23,109
"Was found guilty
of endangering
1093
01:12:23,176 --> 01:12:26,912
the welfare
of her own child."
1094
01:12:34,953 --> 01:12:36,155
What?
1095
01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:41,060
You said
she's your mother.
1096
01:12:45,832 --> 01:12:47,567
Uh...
1097
01:12:47,633 --> 01:12:49,669
I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,
1098
01:12:49,736 --> 01:12:52,839
you know,
without proper forms.
1099
01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:55,208
I could
get in trouble.
1100
01:12:55,274 --> 01:12:57,577
Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,
1101
01:12:57,643 --> 01:12:59,278
that'll be much easier,
1102
01:12:59,345 --> 01:13:01,880
but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?
1103
01:13:01,947 --> 01:13:03,149
I'm sorry.
1104
01:13:07,086 --> 01:13:09,856
No, man! Shit!
1105
01:13:09,921 --> 01:13:12,024
Come on, man.
Give it...
1106
01:13:12,759 --> 01:13:15,194
Hey! Hey!
1107
01:13:27,006 --> 01:13:28,674
[panting]
1108
01:13:49,495 --> 01:13:50,496
[door closes]
1109
01:14:12,951 --> 01:14:16,689
[Stoner] We went over this, Penny.
You adopted him.
1110
01:14:16,756 --> 01:14:19,192
We have all the
paperwork right here.
1111
01:14:19,258 --> 01:14:21,561
[Young Penny]
That's not true.
1112
01:14:21,627 --> 01:14:24,030
Thomas had that
all made up,
1113
01:14:24,096 --> 01:14:27,066
so it stayed
our secret.
1114
01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:28,468
[gasps]
1115
01:14:28,534 --> 01:14:31,704
[Stoner] You also
stood by
1116
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,039
while one
of your boyfriends
1117
01:14:33,105 --> 01:14:36,676
repeatedly abused
your adopted son
1118
01:14:37,976 --> 01:14:39,178
and battered you.
1119
01:14:43,850 --> 01:14:45,284
[laughing]
1120
01:14:58,798 --> 01:15:00,666
Penny,
1121
01:15:00,733 --> 01:15:04,704
your son was found
tied to a radiator
1122
01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:07,173
in your filthy apartment.
1123
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,909
Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body
1124
01:15:09,976 --> 01:15:11,978
and severe trauma
to his head.
1125
01:15:12,044 --> 01:15:13,846
[Arthur laughing]
1126
01:15:13,913 --> 01:15:16,549
[Young Penny] I
never heard him cry.
1127
01:15:16,616 --> 01:15:20,386
He's always been such
a happy little boy.
1128
01:15:21,087 --> 01:15:22,688
[laughing tearfully]
1129
01:15:35,902 --> 01:15:37,737
[crying]
1130
01:15:52,418 --> 01:15:53,619
[elevator bell dings]
1131
01:17:19,338 --> 01:17:21,207
- [GiGi whines]
- [Sophie shushing]
1132
01:17:21,273 --> 01:17:22,808
[Sophie] It's time
for bed.
1133
01:17:24,011 --> 01:17:25,211
[door closes]
1134
01:17:26,212 --> 01:17:27,913
[gasps] Oh, my God!
1135
01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:30,182
- What are you doing in here?
- [thunder rumbling]
1136
01:17:32,351 --> 01:17:34,453
You're in the
wrong apartment.
1137
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,162
Your name's Arthur, right?
1138
01:17:43,229 --> 01:17:44,597
You live
down the hall.
1139
01:17:47,566 --> 01:17:49,602
I really
need you to leave.
1140
01:17:53,639 --> 01:17:56,809
My little girl is sleeping
in the other room.
1141
01:18:01,914 --> 01:18:03,182
Please.
1142
01:18:05,718 --> 01:18:07,920
I had a bad day.
1143
01:18:10,589 --> 01:18:13,392
Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?
1144
01:18:33,345 --> 01:18:34,547
[gasps]
1145
01:18:36,183 --> 01:18:37,450
[chuckling]
1146
01:18:50,863 --> 01:18:51,864
[door closes]
1147
01:19:03,176 --> 01:19:04,643
[laughing]
1148
01:19:10,050 --> 01:19:11,250
[sniffling]
1149
01:19:14,353 --> 01:19:15,921
[laughing]
1150
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,561
[sirens wailing]
1151
01:19:30,903 --> 01:19:32,872
[continues laughing]
1152
01:19:39,411 --> 01:19:41,347
- [banging on wall]
- [man] Shut up!
1153
01:19:41,413 --> 01:19:43,716
[continues laughing]
1154
01:19:49,388 --> 01:19:51,891
[heart monitor beeping]
1155
01:20:00,332 --> 01:20:01,867
Hey, Penny.
1156
01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:05,704
Penny Fleck.
1157
01:20:13,646 --> 01:20:15,714
I always hated
that name.
1158
01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:21,353
You know how you used to tell me
1159
01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:25,891
that my laugh
was a condition?
1160
01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:29,595
That there was
something wrong with me?
1161
01:20:32,464 --> 01:20:33,833
There isn't.
1162
01:20:36,535 --> 01:20:38,604
That's the real me.
1163
01:20:38,671 --> 01:20:40,472
[Penny, weakly] Happy.
1164
01:20:42,441 --> 01:20:45,011
Happy. Hmm.
1165
01:20:48,281 --> 01:20:50,916
I haven't been happy
1166
01:20:50,983 --> 01:20:53,586
one minute of
my entire fucking life.
1167
01:21:00,359 --> 01:21:01,894
You know
what's funny?
1168
01:21:04,496 --> 01:21:06,532
You know what really
makes me laugh?
1169
01:21:08,634 --> 01:21:11,370
I used to think that my
life was a tragedy...
1170
01:21:11,904 --> 01:21:12,905
[grunts]
1171
01:21:12,972 --> 01:21:15,041
...but now I realize
1172
01:21:15,108 --> 01:21:16,775
it's a fucking comedy.
1173
01:21:17,610 --> 01:21:18,811
[muffled grunting]
1174
01:21:18,878 --> 01:21:20,746
[heart monitor
beeping rapidly]
1175
01:21:22,048 --> 01:21:24,550
[Penny fighting]
1176
01:21:31,057 --> 01:21:32,725
[muffled screaming]
1177
01:21:41,834 --> 01:21:43,702
[heart monitor
stops beeping]
1178
01:22:00,153 --> 01:22:01,487
[exhales]
1179
01:22:08,661 --> 01:22:10,729
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1180
01:22:12,399 --> 01:22:14,533
[fast-forwarding]
1181
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,468
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1182
01:22:24,610 --> 01:22:26,012
[fast-forwarding]
1183
01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:28,681
[Murray] A very fine actor.
1184
01:22:28,747 --> 01:22:31,550
He's got a new moviecalled American Playboy
1185
01:22:31,617 --> 01:22:33,386
opening this week
across the country.
1186
01:22:33,452 --> 01:22:35,521
Will you please
welcome a good friend
1187
01:22:35,587 --> 01:22:37,656
of the show,
Mr. Ethan Chase.
1188
01:22:37,723 --> 01:22:40,093
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1189
01:22:57,210 --> 01:22:59,179
Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.
1190
01:22:59,245 --> 01:23:01,014
[Ethan] Thank you very much.
You're looking good yourself.
1191
01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,715
[Murray] Ah,
can't complain.
1192
01:23:02,781 --> 01:23:05,118
Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...
1193
01:23:06,386 --> 01:23:07,820
Hey, Murray.
1194
01:23:07,886 --> 01:23:09,955
Thank you so much for
having me on the show.
1195
01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:12,524
It's been a lifelong
dream of mine.
1196
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:15,861
[Murray] I'm nervous
right now.
1197
01:23:15,928 --> 01:23:17,297
[audience laughing on video]
1198
01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:19,698
- [Ethan] You are?
- [Murray] I am nervous.
1199
01:23:19,765 --> 01:23:21,967
Hey, Murray.
I've been on...
1200
01:23:22,035 --> 01:23:23,269
[muttering]
1201
01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:26,172
[sighs]
1202
01:23:26,239 --> 01:23:27,240
[continues muttering]
1203
01:23:34,747 --> 01:23:36,515
I'm sorry.
What's that?
1204
01:23:37,616 --> 01:23:39,651
Oh, that's
very funny, Murray.
1205
01:23:40,686 --> 01:23:42,888
You know,
I'm also a comedian.
1206
01:23:42,955 --> 01:23:44,391
Would you like
to hear a joke?
1207
01:23:44,457 --> 01:23:45,492
[audience cheering]
1208
01:23:45,557 --> 01:23:48,261
Yeah?
All of you?
1209
01:23:48,328 --> 01:23:49,528
Okay.
1210
01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:53,433
Knock...
1211
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,800
Knock, knock.
1212
01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:58,771
[audience gasps]
1213
01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:04,877
- [chuckles]
- [audience laughing]
1214
01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:09,948
Knock, knock.
1215
01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:13,053
[gun clicks]
1216
01:24:13,119 --> 01:24:15,522
- [audience laughing]
- [gun clatters]
1217
01:24:15,587 --> 01:24:17,589
[audience applauding]
1218
01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:21,560
["That's Life" playing]
1219
01:25:48,881 --> 01:25:51,017
- [doorbell buzzing]
- [music continues playing]
1220
01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:05,964
[doorbell buzzing insistently]
1221
01:26:07,233 --> 01:26:08,301
Coming.
1222
01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:20,779
[Gary] Hey, Arthur.
1223
01:26:20,846 --> 01:26:22,048
How's it going?
1224
01:26:22,848 --> 01:26:24,651
Oh, hey, guys.
1225
01:26:24,716 --> 01:26:26,319
Come on in.
1226
01:26:26,386 --> 01:26:27,686
Did you get
a new gig?
1227
01:26:28,254 --> 01:26:29,721
No.
1228
01:26:29,788 --> 01:26:33,092
Oh, you must be going down
to that rally at City Hall.
1229
01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:34,960
I hear
it's gonna be nuts.
1230
01:26:35,028 --> 01:26:36,895
Oh, is that today?
1231
01:26:37,463 --> 01:26:39,132
Yeah.
1232
01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,933
What's with
the makeup then?
1233
01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:43,769
My mom died.
1234
01:26:43,835 --> 01:26:45,205
I'm celebrating.
1235
01:26:45,938 --> 01:26:47,006
Right. We heard.
1236
01:26:47,073 --> 01:26:48,675
That's why
we came by.
1237
01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:51,578
We figured, you know,
you could use some cheering up.
1238
01:26:51,644 --> 01:26:53,413
[Arthur] Aw, that's sweet.
1239
01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:56,949
But, no, I feel good.
1240
01:26:57,016 --> 01:26:58,784
Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.
1241
01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:00,752
I feel
a lot better now.
1242
01:27:02,655 --> 01:27:05,258
Oh, okay.
Good for you.
1243
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,129
So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,
1244
01:27:10,196 --> 01:27:13,266
but the cops have been
coming around the shop,
1245
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:17,303
talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.
1246
01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,405
- And, um...
- They didn't talk to me.
1247
01:27:21,174 --> 01:27:24,277
That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.
1248
01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:27,146
If it was a fucking midget,
you'd be in jail right now.
1249
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:29,781
[Arthur laughing]
1250
01:27:32,784 --> 01:27:34,053
Anyway, um,
1251
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:38,191
Hoyt said that
they talked to you,
1252
01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:39,692
and now
they're looking for me,
1253
01:27:39,758 --> 01:27:41,294
and I just wanna know
what you said.
1254
01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:43,162
Make sure
our stories line up.
1255
01:27:43,229 --> 01:27:46,132
- Seeing as how you're my boy.
- Yeah, that's important.
1256
01:27:46,199 --> 01:27:48,001
- That makes a lot of sense.
- You know what I mean?
1257
01:27:48,067 --> 01:27:50,203
Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.
1258
01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:51,537
- [Randall groaning]
- [Gary screaming]
1259
01:27:55,642 --> 01:27:57,110
[Gary] Arthur!
1260
01:27:57,176 --> 01:27:58,844
- No!
- [Randall's head thudding]
1261
01:27:59,911 --> 01:28:01,114
What?
1262
01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:03,383
No!
1263
01:28:04,883 --> 01:28:06,319
- [Arthur panting]
- [Gary sobbing]
1264
01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:13,259
Why would
you do that, Arthur?
1265
01:28:13,326 --> 01:28:16,029
- [breathing rapidly]
- [Gary continues sobbing]
1266
01:28:34,247 --> 01:28:36,582
Do you watch
The Murray Franklin Show?
1267
01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:38,184
- [Gary whimpering]
- Yeah.
1268
01:28:39,252 --> 01:28:41,421
I'm gonna be
on tonight.
1269
01:28:41,487 --> 01:28:43,122
[whimpering]
1270
01:28:45,325 --> 01:28:47,327
[in cockney accent]
It fucking crazy, innit?
1271
01:28:47,393 --> 01:28:49,262
Me on the telly.
1272
01:28:51,097 --> 01:28:53,266
What the fuck, Arthur?
1273
01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:55,535
[normal voice] What?
1274
01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,008
It's okay, Gary.
1275
01:29:02,075 --> 01:29:03,409
You can go.
1276
01:29:03,476 --> 01:29:04,477
[Gary groaning]
1277
01:29:05,745 --> 01:29:07,447
I'm not gonna
hurt you.
1278
01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:11,917
Oh!
1279
01:29:11,983 --> 01:29:14,253
Don't look.
Just go.
1280
01:29:18,924 --> 01:29:20,126
[Arthur yells]
1281
01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:22,595
[whimpering]
1282
01:29:26,699 --> 01:29:27,899
[crying] Fuck.
1283
01:29:28,634 --> 01:29:30,002
[sighs tearfully]
1284
01:29:32,938 --> 01:29:34,340
Hey, Arthur?
1285
01:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,309
Yeah?
1286
01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:39,112
[stammering] Arthur,
can you get the lock?
1287
01:29:42,281 --> 01:29:43,583
Shit.
1288
01:29:43,649 --> 01:29:45,218
Sorry, Gary.
1289
01:29:56,028 --> 01:29:57,296
Gary?
1290
01:29:57,363 --> 01:29:58,364
Yeah.
1291
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,469
You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.
1292
01:30:05,538 --> 01:30:06,905
Skedaddle.
1293
01:30:10,676 --> 01:30:12,011
[exhales]
1294
01:30:15,848 --> 01:30:18,017
[rock music playing]
1295
01:30:22,221 --> 01:30:23,423
[elevator bell dings]
1296
01:31:03,095 --> 01:31:05,097
[sinister music playing]
1297
01:31:33,893 --> 01:31:35,428
Hey, Arthur!
1298
01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:36,929
We need to talk.
1299
01:31:36,995 --> 01:31:38,097
[Arthur] Oh!
1300
01:31:38,164 --> 01:31:40,366
Hey! Stop, Arthur!
1301
01:31:45,705 --> 01:31:46,772
[Garrity] Arthur!
1302
01:31:49,242 --> 01:31:51,143
Watch it!
Out of the way!
1303
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,281
[Burke] Move!
1304
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,284
- [horns honking]
- Arthur!
1305
01:31:59,118 --> 01:32:00,520
Shit.
1306
01:32:02,822 --> 01:32:04,090
[detectives] Hey! Hey!
1307
01:32:10,930 --> 01:32:12,131
[Garrity] Arthur, stop!
1308
01:32:17,703 --> 01:32:18,704
[Burke] Go! Go!
1309
01:32:20,406 --> 01:32:22,708
[announcer on PA] Now
departing, O-Train, downtown.
1310
01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:26,479
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
1311
01:32:28,681 --> 01:32:29,682
[panting]
1312
01:32:35,821 --> 01:32:38,524
Hold that train!
Hold it!
1313
01:32:40,259 --> 01:32:42,461
Get out!
Get outta here!
1314
01:32:42,528 --> 01:32:44,363
[announcer on PA]
Next stop, Bedford Park.
1315
01:32:53,072 --> 01:32:54,440
[crowd yelling]
1316
01:32:58,744 --> 01:32:59,812
Masks off!
1317
01:32:59,879 --> 01:33:01,380
Get your mask off!
1318
01:33:02,049 --> 01:33:03,849
Signs down! Now!
1319
01:33:12,992 --> 01:33:14,560
Police! Signs down!
1320
01:33:15,695 --> 01:33:16,762
Signs down.
1321
01:33:21,334 --> 01:33:22,668
What the fuck!
1322
01:33:23,836 --> 01:33:25,338
[both grunting]
1323
01:33:25,404 --> 01:33:26,772
- [man] Beat his ass!
- [crowd shouting]
1324
01:33:33,346 --> 01:33:35,048
Stop fighting! Police!
1325
01:33:35,114 --> 01:33:37,416
Police! Get down!
1326
01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:41,654
Get down!
Get the fuck back!
1327
01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:43,723
Police! Get down.
1328
01:33:44,457 --> 01:33:45,758
Get the fuck down!
1329
01:33:50,363 --> 01:33:52,865
Stay the fuck back!
Down!
1330
01:33:53,499 --> 01:33:54,700
[gunshot]
1331
01:33:54,767 --> 01:33:55,768
[groans]
1332
01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:57,570
What the...
1333
01:34:00,873 --> 01:34:01,874
Arthur!
1334
01:34:02,541 --> 01:34:03,509
Burke!
1335
01:34:03,576 --> 01:34:05,012
- [Arthur laughing]
- [crowd shouting]
1336
01:34:05,078 --> 01:34:06,646
Don't do it!
1337
01:34:19,059 --> 01:34:20,259
[laughs]
1338
01:34:56,328 --> 01:34:57,797
Two officers on the train
1339
01:34:57,863 --> 01:34:59,132
were violently confronted
by the crowd,
1340
01:34:59,198 --> 01:35:00,633
and tonight are in serious
1341
01:35:00,700 --> 01:35:02,868
but stable condition
at Gotham Metropolitan.
1342
01:35:02,935 --> 01:35:05,072
- [laughs]
- We're going live now to
1343
01:35:05,138 --> 01:35:06,772
co-anchor Courtney Weathers,
1344
01:35:06,839 --> 01:35:08,541
who's standing by outside
the Bedford Park Station,
1345
01:35:08,607 --> 01:35:10,543
near where the shooting
took place.
1346
01:35:10,609 --> 01:35:12,712
Courtney,
what's the scene there?
1347
01:35:12,778 --> 01:35:13,913
[knocking on door]
1348
01:35:13,979 --> 01:35:14,980
[door opens]
1349
01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:18,751
Murray.
1350
01:35:18,818 --> 01:35:20,419
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.
1351
01:35:20,486 --> 01:35:22,988
Oh, come on, Gene.
That's all bullshit.
1352
01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:25,424
Thank you, Murray.
1353
01:35:26,392 --> 01:35:28,527
I feel like
I know you.
1354
01:35:28,594 --> 01:35:30,730
I've been
watching you forever.
1355
01:35:30,796 --> 01:35:31,964
Thank you.
1356
01:35:32,032 --> 01:35:33,399
What's with the face?
1357
01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,634
I mean,
are you part of the protest?
1358
01:35:35,701 --> 01:35:36,736
No.
1359
01:35:36,802 --> 01:35:39,139
No, I don't believe
in any of that.
1360
01:35:39,206 --> 01:35:41,108
I don't believe
in anything.
1361
01:35:41,174 --> 01:35:43,076
I just thought it'd
be good for my act.
1362
01:35:43,143 --> 01:35:44,744
For your act?
Didn't you hear
1363
01:35:44,810 --> 01:35:46,345
what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.
1364
01:35:46,412 --> 01:35:47,913
He's aware of that.
He's aware of that. Yeah.
1365
01:35:47,980 --> 01:35:49,482
No, I hadn't heard.
1366
01:35:49,548 --> 01:35:50,816
- Yeah.
- You see? This is
1367
01:35:50,883 --> 01:35:52,351
what I'm telling you.
The audience is
1368
01:35:52,418 --> 01:35:53,586
gonna go crazy
if you put this guy on.
1369
01:35:53,652 --> 01:35:55,488
Maybe for a bit,
but not a whole segment.
1370
01:35:55,554 --> 01:35:58,290
Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
1371
01:35:58,357 --> 01:36:00,960
- We're gonna go with it.
- [Arthur and Murray laugh]
1372
01:36:01,027 --> 01:36:02,428
Thank you, Murray.
1373
01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:03,729
Couple rules, though.
1374
01:36:03,796 --> 01:36:05,798
No cursing.
No off-color material.
1375
01:36:05,865 --> 01:36:07,299
We do a clean show.
1376
01:36:07,366 --> 01:36:08,567
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1377
01:36:08,634 --> 01:36:10,237
You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.
1378
01:36:10,302 --> 01:36:11,370
I love Dr. Sally.
1379
01:36:11,437 --> 01:36:12,805
Good, good.
Someone will
1380
01:36:12,872 --> 01:36:15,175
- come and get you, okay?
- Okay. Perfect.
1381
01:36:15,242 --> 01:36:16,342
Good luck.
1382
01:36:16,408 --> 01:36:17,610
- Thanks, Murray.
- Okay.
1383
01:36:18,577 --> 01:36:22,015
- Murray, one small thing.
- Yeah.
1384
01:36:22,082 --> 01:36:23,682
When you
bring me out,
1385
01:36:23,749 --> 01:36:25,718
can you
introduce me as Joker?
1386
01:36:25,785 --> 01:36:27,987
What's wrong
with your real name?
1387
01:36:28,054 --> 01:36:30,723
That's what you
called me on the show.
1388
01:36:30,790 --> 01:36:31,957
A joker.
1389
01:36:32,025 --> 01:36:33,260
Do you remember?
1390
01:36:33,325 --> 01:36:35,195
- Did I?
- [Gene] I don't know.
1391
01:36:35,262 --> 01:36:37,797
Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, Joker it is.
1392
01:36:37,863 --> 01:36:38,931
It's good.
1393
01:36:38,998 --> 01:36:40,066
Thanks, Murray.
1394
01:36:52,912 --> 01:36:54,080
[gun clicks]
1395
01:37:01,921 --> 01:37:03,522
[Murray] I'll try it,
you know,
1396
01:37:03,589 --> 01:37:05,292
but I'm not sure my
wife will let me do it.
1397
01:37:05,357 --> 01:37:06,592
[audience laughing]
1398
01:37:06,659 --> 01:37:08,061
Maybe my next wife.
1399
01:37:08,128 --> 01:37:09,862
- [Murray laughing]
- [audience cheering]
1400
01:37:11,697 --> 01:37:13,566
You gotta see our next
guest for yourself.
1401
01:37:13,632 --> 01:37:15,868
I'm pretty sure this
guy could use a doctor.
1402
01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:17,170
- [audience laughing]
- [Dr. Sally] Oh!
1403
01:37:17,237 --> 01:37:18,838
Does he have
sexual problems?
1404
01:37:18,904 --> 01:37:21,174
[Murray] Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.
1405
01:37:21,241 --> 01:37:22,808
[audience laughing]
1406
01:37:22,875 --> 01:37:25,178
All right, Bobby,
let's show that clip one last time.
1407
01:37:25,245 --> 01:37:26,946
[Arthur laughing
on video]
1408
01:37:31,184 --> 01:37:34,486
[Arthur] I hated
school as a kid.
1409
01:37:35,921 --> 01:37:39,025
But my mother
would always say,
1410
01:37:39,092 --> 01:37:40,893
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
1411
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:43,762
One day,
you'll have to work for a living."
1412
01:37:43,829 --> 01:37:44,964
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.
1413
01:37:45,031 --> 01:37:47,167
I'm gonna be
a comedian."
1414
01:37:47,234 --> 01:37:49,102
[Arthur laughing on video]
1415
01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:56,942
- [Murray] Okay. You may...
- [audience laughing]
1416
01:37:57,010 --> 01:38:00,280
You may have seen that
clip of our next guest.
1417
01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:03,116
Now, before he comes
out, I just want to say
1418
01:38:03,183 --> 01:38:04,583
that we're
all heartbroken
1419
01:38:04,650 --> 01:38:06,685
about what's going on
in the city tonight.
1420
01:38:06,752 --> 01:38:09,055
But this is how he
wanted to come out,
1421
01:38:09,122 --> 01:38:12,558
and honestly,
I think we could all use a good laugh.
1422
01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:15,861
So, please welcome, Joker.
1423
01:38:15,928 --> 01:38:18,131
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1424
01:38:30,043 --> 01:38:31,810
[audience cheering]
1425
01:38:43,390 --> 01:38:44,990
[audience whooping
and whistling]
1426
01:38:57,469 --> 01:38:58,971
Are you
all right, Doctor?
1427
01:38:59,039 --> 01:39:00,472
[audience laughing]
1428
01:39:02,641 --> 01:39:05,211
Well,
that was quite an entrance.
1429
01:39:09,082 --> 01:39:10,916
[scattered laughter
from audience]
1430
01:39:11,850 --> 01:39:12,851
You okay?
1431
01:39:15,521 --> 01:39:16,922
Yeah.
1432
01:39:16,989 --> 01:39:19,959
This is exactly
how I imagined it.
1433
01:39:21,727 --> 01:39:23,595
Well, that makes
one of us.
1434
01:39:23,662 --> 01:39:25,165
[audience laughing]
1435
01:39:25,231 --> 01:39:26,232
[audience applauding]
1436
01:39:30,469 --> 01:39:32,671
So, can you tell us
about this look?
1437
01:39:32,738 --> 01:39:34,374
When we spoke earlier,
1438
01:39:34,441 --> 01:39:36,309
you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.
1439
01:39:36,376 --> 01:39:37,609
Is that right?
1440
01:39:37,676 --> 01:39:39,112
That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.
1441
01:39:39,179 --> 01:39:41,880
I'm just trying to
make people laugh.
1442
01:39:41,947 --> 01:39:44,150
- And how's that going for you?
- [audience laughing]
1443
01:39:45,018 --> 01:39:46,618
[laughing]
1444
01:39:52,025 --> 01:39:53,959
So, I know
you're a comedian.
1445
01:39:54,027 --> 01:39:55,894
You been working on
any new material?
1446
01:39:55,961 --> 01:39:57,263
You wanna
tell us a joke?
1447
01:39:58,198 --> 01:39:59,531
[audience applauding]
1448
01:40:03,036 --> 01:40:04,037
Yeah?
1449
01:40:06,172 --> 01:40:07,173
Okay.
1450
01:40:10,743 --> 01:40:12,245
[audience laughing]
1451
01:40:13,213 --> 01:40:14,913
He's got a book.
1452
01:40:15,647 --> 01:40:17,217
A book of jokes.
1453
01:40:26,892 --> 01:40:28,660
Take your time.
We got all night.
1454
01:40:28,727 --> 01:40:30,497
[audience laughing]
1455
01:40:32,132 --> 01:40:33,133
[Murray chuckles]
1456
01:40:34,434 --> 01:40:36,869
Okay, okay.
Here's one.
1457
01:40:39,772 --> 01:40:42,442
Knock, knock.
1458
01:40:42,509 --> 01:40:43,976
And you had to
look that up?
1459
01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:45,811
- [laughing]
- [audience laughing]
1460
01:40:45,878 --> 01:40:47,613
[audience applauding]
1461
01:40:50,883 --> 01:40:52,785
I want to
get it right.
1462
01:40:54,454 --> 01:40:56,156
Knock, knock.
1463
01:40:56,222 --> 01:40:57,823
Who's there?
1464
01:40:58,991 --> 01:41:00,592
It's the police, ma'am.
1465
01:41:00,659 --> 01:41:02,594
Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.
1466
01:41:02,661 --> 01:41:05,564
- He's dead. [laughing]
- [audience gasps]
1467
01:41:05,631 --> 01:41:06,865
[plays sad note]
1468
01:41:06,932 --> 01:41:08,667
- [audience booing]
- Oh, no, no, no.
1469
01:41:08,734 --> 01:41:10,602
No, you cannot
joke about that.
1470
01:41:10,669 --> 01:41:12,505
Yeah, that's
not funny, Arthur.
1471
01:41:12,571 --> 01:41:15,741
That's not that kind of
humor we do on this show.
1472
01:41:15,808 --> 01:41:18,111
Okay. I'm...
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1473
01:41:18,178 --> 01:41:22,681
It's just, you know,
it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.
1474
01:41:22,748 --> 01:41:24,284
[chuckling]
1475
01:41:24,350 --> 01:41:26,219
Ever since
1476
01:41:28,455 --> 01:41:31,024
I killed those three
Wall Street guys.
1477
01:41:31,091 --> 01:41:32,225
[all gasp]
1478
01:41:37,230 --> 01:41:39,598
Okay, I'm waiting
for the punch line.
1479
01:41:40,799 --> 01:41:42,768
There is
no punch line.
1480
01:41:43,902 --> 01:41:46,005
- It's not a joke.
- [audience murmuring]
1481
01:41:50,543 --> 01:41:51,677
You're serious,
aren't you?
1482
01:41:51,743 --> 01:41:52,978
You're telling us
you killed
1483
01:41:53,046 --> 01:41:54,180
those three young men
on the subway?
1484
01:41:54,247 --> 01:41:55,181
[Arthur] Mmm-hmm.
1485
01:41:55,248 --> 01:41:57,016
And why should
we believe you?
1486
01:41:57,083 --> 01:41:59,252
I got nothing
left to lose.
1487
01:42:01,054 --> 01:42:03,289
Nothing can
hurt me anymore.
1488
01:42:05,091 --> 01:42:06,159
[laughs]
1489
01:42:06,226 --> 01:42:09,728
My life is
nothing but a comedy.
1490
01:42:09,795 --> 01:42:11,730
[audience booing]
1491
01:42:12,831 --> 01:42:14,167
Well, let me
get this straight,
1492
01:42:14,234 --> 01:42:16,336
you think that killing
those guys is funny?
1493
01:42:17,070 --> 01:42:18,338
I do.
1494
01:42:18,404 --> 01:42:21,174
And I'm tired of
pretending it's not.
1495
01:42:21,241 --> 01:42:23,642
Comedy is subjective,
Murray.
1496
01:42:23,709 --> 01:42:25,545
Isn't that
what they say?
1497
01:42:25,612 --> 01:42:27,480
All of you,
1498
01:42:27,547 --> 01:42:30,083
the system
that knows so much,
1499
01:42:30,150 --> 01:42:32,985
you decide
what's right or wrong.
1500
01:42:33,052 --> 01:42:38,424
The same way that you
decide what's funny or not!
1501
01:42:39,691 --> 01:42:41,227
[man] Get him off!
1502
01:42:41,294 --> 01:42:45,265
Well, okay,
I think I might understand
1503
01:42:45,331 --> 01:42:46,899
that you did this to
start a movement,
1504
01:42:46,965 --> 01:42:49,602
to become a symbol?
1505
01:42:49,668 --> 01:42:51,171
Come on, Murray.
1506
01:42:51,237 --> 01:42:52,572
Do I look like
the kind of clown
1507
01:42:52,639 --> 01:42:54,174
that could
start a movement?
1508
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:57,177
I killed those guys
because they were awful.
1509
01:42:57,243 --> 01:42:59,912
Everybody is awful
these days.
1510
01:42:59,978 --> 01:43:02,282
It's enough to
make anyone crazy.
1511
01:43:02,348 --> 01:43:04,217
[Murray] Okay.
So, that's it, you're crazy.
1512
01:43:04,284 --> 01:43:06,919
That's your defense for
killing three young men?
1513
01:43:07,420 --> 01:43:08,954
No.
1514
01:43:09,022 --> 01:43:12,691
They couldn't carry a
tune to save their lives.
1515
01:43:12,758 --> 01:43:14,160
[audience booing]
1516
01:43:14,227 --> 01:43:18,331
Oh, why is everybody so
upset about these guys?
1517
01:43:18,398 --> 01:43:20,166
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1518
01:43:20,233 --> 01:43:21,800
you'd walk
right over me!
1519
01:43:21,867 --> 01:43:24,037
I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.
1520
01:43:24,103 --> 01:43:26,306
But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne
1521
01:43:26,372 --> 01:43:28,074
went and cried about them on TV?
1522
01:43:28,141 --> 01:43:30,443
You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?
1523
01:43:30,510 --> 01:43:32,312
Yes, I do.
1524
01:43:32,378 --> 01:43:35,981
Have you seen what it's
like out there, Murray?
1525
01:43:36,049 --> 01:43:39,152
Do you ever actually
leave the studio?
1526
01:43:39,219 --> 01:43:43,356
Everybody just yells and
screams at each other.
1527
01:43:43,423 --> 01:43:45,425
Nobody's civil anymore.
1528
01:43:45,491 --> 01:43:49,928
Nobody thinks what it's
like to be the other guy.
1529
01:43:49,995 --> 01:43:52,831
You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think
1530
01:43:52,898 --> 01:43:54,933
what it's like to be
someone like me?
1531
01:43:55,001 --> 01:43:57,869
To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.
1532
01:43:57,936 --> 01:44:00,039
They think that
we'll just sit there
1533
01:44:00,106 --> 01:44:02,774
and take it,
like good little boys!
1534
01:44:02,841 --> 01:44:05,178
That we won't werewolf
and go wild!
1535
01:44:05,245 --> 01:44:06,613
You finished?
1536
01:44:06,679 --> 01:44:09,215
I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.
1537
01:44:09,282 --> 01:44:10,916
You sound like
you're making excuses
1538
01:44:10,983 --> 01:44:12,385
for killing
those young men.
1539
01:44:12,452 --> 01:44:14,520
Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,
1540
01:44:14,587 --> 01:44:16,122
not everyone is awful.
1541
01:44:18,157 --> 01:44:19,592
You're awful, Murray.
1542
01:44:19,659 --> 01:44:21,628
Me? I'm awful?
1543
01:44:21,694 --> 01:44:23,496
Oh, yeah,
how am I awful?
1544
01:44:25,632 --> 01:44:27,200
Playing my video.
1545
01:44:28,334 --> 01:44:31,237
Inviting me
on this show.
1546
01:44:31,304 --> 01:44:34,707
You just wanted to
make fun of me.
1547
01:44:34,773 --> 01:44:36,609
You're just like
the rest of them.
1548
01:44:36,676 --> 01:44:38,678
You don't know the first
thing about me, pal.
1549
01:44:38,745 --> 01:44:41,681
Look what happened,
because of what you did. What it led to.
1550
01:44:41,748 --> 01:44:43,383
There are riots
out there.
1551
01:44:43,449 --> 01:44:45,018
Two policemen are
in critical condition,
1552
01:44:45,084 --> 01:44:46,452
- and you're laughing.
- [laughs]
1553
01:44:46,519 --> 01:44:47,986
You're laughing.
1554
01:44:48,054 --> 01:44:50,590
Someone was killed today,
because of what you did.
1555
01:44:50,657 --> 01:44:52,225
I know.
1556
01:44:54,494 --> 01:44:56,062
How about another joke, Murray?
1557
01:44:56,129 --> 01:44:57,764
No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.
1558
01:44:57,863 --> 01:44:59,065
- What do you get...
- I don't think so.
1559
01:44:59,132 --> 01:45:01,833
...when you cross
a mentally-ill loner
1560
01:45:01,900 --> 01:45:04,237
with a society
that abandons him
1561
01:45:04,304 --> 01:45:05,605
and treats him
like trash?
1562
01:45:05,672 --> 01:45:07,140
Call the police, Gene!
1563
01:45:07,206 --> 01:45:08,374
- I'll tell you what you get!
- Call the police.
1564
01:45:08,441 --> 01:45:10,109
You get what you
fucking deserve!
1565
01:45:10,842 --> 01:45:13,012
[audience screaming]
1566
01:45:28,561 --> 01:45:30,263
[laughing]
1567
01:45:37,003 --> 01:45:38,870
- [screaming continues]
- [gun clatters]
1568
01:45:46,346 --> 01:45:49,948
Good night.
And always remember, that's...
1569
01:45:50,016 --> 01:45:52,251
[upbeat music playing]
1570
01:45:54,886 --> 01:45:56,289
[news anchor 1]
Breaking news.
1571
01:45:56,356 --> 01:45:58,725
Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin
1572
01:45:58,791 --> 01:46:01,160
was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.
1573
01:46:01,227 --> 01:46:03,463
The man who was
introduced by Franklin
1574
01:46:03,529 --> 01:46:06,499
as "Joker" is
currently under arrest.
1575
01:46:06,566 --> 01:46:09,302
Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.
1576
01:46:09,369 --> 01:46:11,104
- [Arthur shouting]
- [overlapping chatter]
1577
01:46:11,170 --> 01:46:13,539
...merely just a punch
line to a joke...
1578
01:46:13,606 --> 01:46:15,341
[Arthur] You get what
you [bleep] deserve!
1579
01:46:15,408 --> 01:46:16,642
[reporter 1]
Looting and rioting
1580
01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:18,177
have intensified here...
1581
01:46:18,244 --> 01:46:19,746
[reporter 2] ...rioting
throughout the city.
1582
01:46:19,812 --> 01:46:21,147
[Arthur] ...with a society
that abandons him
1583
01:46:21,214 --> 01:46:22,548
and treats him
like trash?
1584
01:46:22,615 --> 01:46:24,317
[news anchor 2]
This mob of clowns...
1585
01:46:24,384 --> 01:46:25,718
[reporter 1] ...many
wearing clown masks.
1586
01:46:25,785 --> 01:46:27,453
[overlapping chatter
continues]
1587
01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:29,489
[Arthur] If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1588
01:46:29,555 --> 01:46:31,157
- you'd walk right over me.
- [news anchor 2] To all of
1589
01:46:31,224 --> 01:46:32,658
those who have been
ignored by the system.
1590
01:46:32,725 --> 01:46:34,460
[Arthur] And always remember,
that's life!
1591
01:46:34,527 --> 01:46:35,828
[reporter 3] And as you see,
Gotham is burning.
1592
01:46:35,894 --> 01:46:37,929
[music playing]
1593
01:46:40,932 --> 01:46:43,302
[sirens wailing]
1594
01:46:49,509 --> 01:46:51,444
[looters shouting]
1595
01:46:56,082 --> 01:46:58,251
[dispatcher chattering
on radio]
1596
01:47:10,196 --> 01:47:12,064
[shouting continues]
1597
01:47:12,131 --> 01:47:13,599
[store alarms ringing]
1598
01:47:17,737 --> 01:47:19,338
[laughing]
1599
01:47:30,349 --> 01:47:32,785
[officer 1] Stop laughing, you freak!
This isn't funny.
1600
01:47:32,852 --> 01:47:34,253
[officer 2] Yeah,
the whole fucking city's on fire
1601
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:36,422
'cause of
what you did.
1602
01:47:36,489 --> 01:47:38,925
[dispatcher] All units,
fire reported, north of alley.
1603
01:47:38,990 --> 01:47:40,626
Code Four
for medical.
1604
01:47:41,127 --> 01:47:42,695
I know.
1605
01:47:44,096 --> 01:47:46,365
Isn't it beautiful?
1606
01:47:46,432 --> 01:47:47,433
[chuckles]
1607
01:47:56,609 --> 01:47:58,277
[looters shouting]
1608
01:48:46,225 --> 01:48:48,461
[shouting continues]
1609
01:49:05,878 --> 01:49:07,513
[sirens wailing]
1610
01:49:28,701 --> 01:49:30,169
Go over there.
1611
01:49:47,887 --> 01:49:49,689
Hey, Wayne.
1612
01:49:49,755 --> 01:49:51,824
You get what you
fucking deserve.
1613
01:49:51,891 --> 01:49:53,259
No! Pal!
1614
01:49:53,326 --> 01:49:54,694
[Mrs. Wayne screaming]
1615
01:49:57,863 --> 01:49:58,864
[gunshot]
1616
01:50:01,167 --> 01:50:02,268
[body thuds]
1617
01:50:02,335 --> 01:50:04,203
[looters shouting]
1618
01:50:06,973 --> 01:50:08,874
[coughing]
1619
01:50:33,633 --> 01:50:35,901
[man] Come on,
get up!
1620
01:50:35,968 --> 01:50:37,970
Come on,
man, get up.
1621
01:50:38,038 --> 01:50:39,705
[crowd shouting and cheering]
1622
01:52:02,655 --> 01:52:04,690
[crowd continues
shouting and cheering]
1623
01:52:34,087 --> 01:52:35,721
[Arthur laughing]
1624
01:53:03,282 --> 01:53:04,817
[continues laughing]
1625
01:53:17,130 --> 01:53:19,398
What's so funny?
1626
01:53:23,203 --> 01:53:24,870
Just thinking
of a joke.
1627
01:53:26,438 --> 01:53:28,474
[Arthur continues laughing]
1628
01:53:43,823 --> 01:53:46,026
Do you want
to tell it to me?
1629
01:53:52,165 --> 01:53:53,966
You wouldn't get it.
1630
01:53:54,034 --> 01:53:56,368
["That's Life" playing]
1631
01:54:05,711 --> 01:54:07,646
[Arthur] ♪ That's life ♪
1632
01:54:08,948 --> 01:54:13,186
♪ And as funny
as it may seem ♪
1633
01:54:13,253 --> 01:54:16,289
♪ Some people
get their kicks ♪
1634
01:54:16,355 --> 01:54:19,226
♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪
1635
01:54:19,292 --> 01:54:23,429
♪ But I don't let it,
let it get me down ♪
1636
01:54:25,165 --> 01:54:27,700
♪ 'Cause this
fine old world ♪
1637
01:54:32,404 --> 01:54:34,506
["That's Life"
continues playing]
1638
01:55:32,230 --> 01:55:37,230
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