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1944 - TOSCO EMILIANO APENNINES

Good evening.

Of course you'll say you're an Italian farmer too!

Yes! I'm collecting chestnuts.

What is this?

A sack to put them into.

Ready. Attention! Load!

Aim!

Just a moment! Don't shoot! For the love of God!

Wait for a moment! Halt!

Stop! Just a moment!

Just a moment, lieutenant!

Yes, but hurry up!

In the name of the Father, of the Son... - Thanks, father, but I'm a Protestant.

You ought not to protest this time.

Kiss and throw.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

Hurry up!

Two seconds, lieutenant! 8 and 9.

Away!

Thanks, father! - Which father? Jump into the cemetery!

It's Hippie! - Yes, it's him!

Nothing, it's just the password.

What do you want? - Let me come in.

Who is? - Charles Harrison, captain...

...of the English Army, parachuted yesterday night.

May I introduce her? My woman.

Elvira Spallanzani, the lady of the house, so to say.

Wife of a fascist, converted to my ideals.

Did you let her read Karl Marx?

No! We slept together on a barn one night...

...and the day after she had the same ideals as me.

Hey! Why have you come here? She's getting stuck.

Oh!

A row of German soldiers is climbing the mountain. 6 trucks!

Have you informed Benedetto and Fagiolo? - I haven't found them.

Never mind. I'll do by myself. - I'll come with you.

No, you complete the sauce.

Pick up the tomatoes close to grandma Saveria, they're riper.

Olive oil is here, beneath uncle Italo. Give me.

Let's check our watches. It's twenty two past eight p.m.

Put the pasta in at nine thirty p.m.

Bye, Hippie. I'll never forget you.

At London I'll tell what you did. - Say hello to Churchill.

How handsome!

ROME TODAY

Good morning. - Hello.

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS

Boys, quick! Let the private students come forward!

Andorra!

Anza!

Brioni!

Castellani!

Tartufato!

Torelli!

Tubini!

Urbinati! - Look at this guy!

Have you lost a year maybe?

Keep still!

Quiet!

Bags are not allowed. - I've got my books inside.

Right. You'll set it down along with the other ones.

Bossi! Castracane! Cursi! Donato! Durini!

Miss... May I ask a question?

Why I was made a member of Parliament without being asked...

...for anything and now I'm required to have a diploma...

...for a job at Registry office? - You were a member of Parliament?

Yes, for the Action Party at the Constituent Assembly.

Focus your attention, Honourable. - What does it matter to Registry...

...office whether I know how much that stuff makes or not?

Focus your attention. You'll see it's not hard.

It's not hard...

Swap your test. - No!

Swap your test. I might be your father.

Holy cow!

Why have you said "Holy cow"?

Because I've made alpha equal to X raised to the third power.

So what? - We'd have done Y equal to X raised to the third power!

Oh, should we have done?

Damn!

The fact is that you don't study!

Hippie!

Hippie!

Hippie, stop! Listen!

Go ahead! Get into the park!

Stop!

Act as though nothing happened! Be free and easy!

Careful, Hippie!

Go behind the bush!

Now open your bag!

There's a mini radio.

Yes. Who put it into? - Put the head-phones on.

You may even speak, but it's no use: you have to hear only.

Who is? Is this a joke? - Get up. You'll know when we're sure of you.

If you obey, this will solve all your problems.

Which problems? What do you know? - We know everything about you.

We've been watching you for a month. Careful with water!

Got it? Obey now. Put the head-phones on.

We're breaking the contact with the loudspeaker. - Yes, I'll do.

Who?

Me? Where? When?

Excuse me, just a question: are you Martian?

Forget what I've just said.

What?

Hell's bells!

It's here.

Tell me. Oh! Excuse me.

Yes, I got it.

I want "The Book of Phillip Sparrow",...

...a poem by John Skelton, 1460- 1...?

1525. - This way, please. I'll give you.

Here.

What's going on here? - Pay there, please. 2,800. - 2,800.

That's a good start.

1,000, 2,000...I can't reach it. I've got only 2,500.

That's ok. - Thanks. Where has she gone?

Why? What's it in there?

In my pocket? It can't get in. Where will I go?

What?

How can I do?

Inside the book?

What will I say to Elvira?

My wife's waiting for me for lunch!

It's not even silver. - What?! - It's not silver!

Look that I've already pawned it once and I was given 1,000 Lire.

Spallanzani, you're wanted on the phone.

It's your husband.

Hello? How did it go? Bad? - Why must have it gone bad?

No, neither well. But, you know, noboby pulled a few strings here...

Even for an exam!

That's the Italy you had promised me!

I promised you the Italy that they had promised me!

What's up?

Anyway, I didn't call you... What?

Yes, now. I didn't...Hey! How messy with the both of you speaking now...

Don't wait for me for lunch,... Don't worry, I'm eating out.

Charles! - Hippie!

Son of a bi...

Ah! What's that? Oh my God!

Natale! What's happened? Where have you been? - Take!

What are those? - Money! Lire!

Are they fake? - When I bring money home, they must be fake!

How much are they? - So many!

The failure, the dreamer, the fantasist brings them to you,...

...the one who held on a past outdated by history!

Take! Other 200 Lire! I've spent some of them!

Who gave you? - Forget that!

I can't tell you.

What have you done?

Oh my God, who knows what have you done?

He failed the exam, lost his head and stole them!

Yes, fancy that! Even a thief! - I made a robbery!

Nice end! We must give them back! - Well said! Now she'll do it!

How much were they?

What have you been doing so far, Natale?

Forget Natale! Natale's dead, no more Natale! Hippie's back!

What's up?

Remember our first night on the barn? - Yes.

Come here, we will go for seconds. - Calm. You're 20 years older!

It may be even bad for you! - Let me do.

You keep quiet and hold on tight. - Yes, Hippie.

Come here... - I won't until you don't tell me who gave you!

I can't. They made me swear not to tell it, neither to my wife!

I was hired by American secret service.

Natale...

Another cloth! - A little thing...

So, say it clearly: my husband is a spy for the Americans!

What is he doing? - Well, he's scratching. What are these packs?

Will you keep in mind that we must keep a low profile?

He doesn't appear to be a nazi...

Why? Can nazism be visible perhaps? Nazism stays in men's souls!

Report no. 4.

The neonazi's having a lunch at the restaurant of the hotel.

Menu: grapefruit juice, pineapple scampi and pear roast now.

Who knows which fruit is he going to eat?

Just a moment. Someone has come in his room.

It's the assistant porter, whom I've already reported as a...

...suspicious person to you.

He's rummaging in his docs and is clearly an enemy agent.

He's turned the lights on.

He's turned the lights on!

Turn the recorder on! - I'll change the reel!

Never mind. Write down, I'll dictate!

It's fifteen past nine p.m.

At last something's happening.

A Tiziano red English like woman dressing a mini,...

...has come in. - May I watch? - Write!

I deduce from her sneaky air that maybe she's his partner in crime.

No. Delete "maybe partner in crime" and write "maybe a whore".

Delete "maybe".

Delete "sneaky air" as well. Hell's bells!

Wow! - Let me watch! - This guy has never seen a woman!

Let me watch! - They have closed the shutters.

Put it into an envelope, I'll go and deliver it.

The pasta is cold now!

Phillip!

Here's Phillip the sparrow! Miss!

Thanks.

Your book has arrived, sir.

What? - Come in.

No, thanks. - Please. This way.

The hotel porter assistant is an enemy agent!

Please. Do not discuss.

Go ahead. Stairway is over there.

What are you doing me?

Charles! Go to hell! - Hello, Hippie! Welcome!

I introduce this gentleman to you,...

...the agent of an enemy power you've unmasked,...

...is our Tony. - Nice to meet you.

And that's our Rosalinda. - Nice to meet you. I'm the whore.

Now me and you will have a talk.

Sorry, but, watching from far away, you looked like...- No worries.

That's not a man of ours.

He's definitively confirmed what we were suspecting.

We know everything about that neonazi.

Lucky you! I don't know and haven't understood anything,...

...least of all what kind of task you've assigned to me!

You're right.

You need for an explanation. - Yes, but quickly or I won't...

...have the time to inform you if the neonazi has burped.

You've been charged with a test mission of no account. An exam.

Another exam...

So, I must be under exams all life long!

But when I went to the mountains and shot, I was under no exams, damn!

Here's our old Hippie!

Maybe you'd have preferred I said to you immediately:

"There's a nazi bastard. Kill him!" - Oh, yes!

Well, I'll tell you now.

Hippie, kill him!

It's not that I won't have fun if I don't kill.

You already had 4 people watching him! Get one of them to do it!

I need a man like you to kill a man of that kind.

Do you know what's the Black Spider?

It's a secret group funded by internazional neonazis.

They want to cause the third world war shortly.

The man you've been watching is their leader...

...and is American unfortunately. We must get rid of him,...

...but it has to look like a common murder, an accident,...

...as he's a highly visible man.

If you failed, our ideals, all that we've been fighting for,...

...would get lost. - Hell's bells!

Sorry if I'm mixing the sacred and the secular,...

...but it's a dangerous mission. Risk level 9. Fee is 100,000.

100,000?

Risk level 9, 100,000! And what will I do...

Ah, but 100,000...what's their name...- Dollars!

Dollars! - Yes, they equal to...

...60 million Lire. - Yes, in Lire.

60 million. - One half right now and the other when the job is done.

It's no use that you deny, as I'd have to give them by force.

What you can do! - Our rule is...

...to pay a heavy price not only for a service,...

...but also for a mistake. Well, I don't mean you, sure.

I'll give you what you need. Follow me.

Oh, thanks.

That's your own personal kit. - Thanks, I've got mine.

No, this is different.

Here're the usual things:

...gun, silencer, bullets, poisons, explosive suppositories...

Only a shaving soap is missing. - Yes.

That's the self service. - What is this?

The self service.

Cyanide capsules.

If they capture and torture you, you bite and break it...

...and it's all over: death is certain in 20 seconds.

Thanks for your concern.

Now go home and stay tuned with the mini radio.

Wait for our order to come into action. Bye, bye.

What are you searching? - I was looking if I forgot something...

Ah! The dollars. - Ah, right.

Will you count them? - No, I trust you. You divide.

What are you doing?

One half right now and the other when the job is done.

That's how we use to do. - I didn't know.

What's up?

Partisan, the German is on the valley.

Let's break his balls... - Ok. Bye.

Natale! - What?

What's this stuff? - I told you not to open it!

I knew you boggled. - What they want? Is it risky?

Yes! To be a spy is trickier than a job at Registry! Don't touch!

You make me worry. - No worries, you've to be calm.

One can face a war alone with a case like that.

Everything's provided for. See this?

You put it in your mouth. If they torture me and I feel I'll be ratting,...

...I'll bite it and be dead in 20 seconds!

It's concentrated cyanide! Where can I put it?

Natale! What do you have to do? - Nothing! Only to kill a man.

Hello? Can you hear me? Hello?

Here's Phillip the Sparrow listening. Can you hear me?

Are they speaking?

The look on your face! - I'm not feeling fine.

Natale!

Will you pay heed to me? - Again?

You must not do that. - Keep quiet!

I've no way out!

Why shouldn't I have to do it? Explain!

Because... - Keep quiet!

I'm still the man I used to be, even if I'm white haired!

I'm still Hippie!

Also they and that guy are still the same!

Why doesn't he have a swastika here and goose-step?

Why do I have to kill him in cold blood? Who cares!

Or maybe because once there was a war and I was given a medal?

Now instead, if they catch me, I'll be sentenced to life!

Who cares about that... - Natale...

Forget Natale!

Moreover, I'll waste 65 million Lire this way in your opinion,...

...when we can't find the way to pay the deli foods?

How much do we owe the delicatessen owner?

I've an idea to kill two birds with one stone.

You'll make a good impression and keep your word but without...

Without... - Without what?

I happen to meet people of any kind at the pawnshop.

Come and see. Come.

Who is?

One who's ready to do it in your place.

Did you tell it to a stranger? - I've only touched on it!

No obligation!

If you don't like him, I'll send him away. - Forget sending him away!

You choose one, tell him the whole thing and then send him away?

Why should he have to do it in my place? - For 50,000 dollars.

We're still left with 50.

Well... - Think about it.

Does he drink oil? - I told you, he's frantic and ready to everything.

He's always in jail or at the hospital. He's in lack of fat.

As a job he uses to make cars run over him to cheat insurance companies.

He's not afraid of anything and unscrupulous.

At the pawnshop he hocked his mother's gold teeth!

Dead? - No, she's still alive!

Talk to him at least. Let's go. - No, you stay here.

Nice, aren't they?

Good evening. - Good evening.

The lady told me a man is to be murdered for 30 million Lire!

Why are you screaming? - Aren't you deaf?

No, it's a service radio.

Speak quietly.

Yes, sir.

Some questions to clarify. - I'll only ask questions.

Yes, sir.

What's your name? - Brass.

Like the metal.

Don't you like it?

Your age? - 34.

But I look older.

Have you...

...other experiences about this ...kind of work? - No!

No?! - But I will also explain why:

...I never found anybody giving me 30 million Lire!

I see.

Look into my eyes carefully...

...and just imagine the most desperate man ever.

Did you imagine? - So what?

Well, I envy that man.

Who died?

Nobody. Why? - Why are you wearing mourning?

No, it's for a hole. - Oh...

Got what's my condition? - Oh...

I'm at the point that, if this were a bad joke and...

...there weren't those 30 million Lire, I could lose my temper!

There're. Do you smoke? - No, thanks.

One half right now and the other later.

So what? - Give me the money.

I've already divided them: 50,000. - What about him?

He'd do it even for 5,000. Megalomaniac!

So, that's true! These are not the usual lies you're telling me!

Lawyer, God sees and judges me! - But that's half of it!

One half right now and the other later.

Arrigo, call Francalancia. Tell him we've won hands down...

...and they will refund the scratch on his car door and the light.

Do not let the token be heard. Insert it before they answer,...

...or it seems that we're calling from who knows where.

But, if they don't answer, we'll waste 45 Lire. - So, dial first,...

...make sure they answer. Hang up, call again,...

...insert the token and say: "Lawyer Ramirez's office calling"! Got it?

Lawyer, 30 million Lire! And I've no money to pay even a coffee!

Me too...

The tokens have been inserted!

The coffee is on me.

What do you want from me? What I have to do with this?

Lawyer, you must put me in touch with Giuseppe De Dominicis.

Who? - De Dominicis! The one who murdered the old tenor on Sunday!

You must tell me where he's.

What do I know?

Aren't you his lawyer? - So what?

Am I his partner in crime maybe? Do I hide killers under my bed?

Don't get angry! Listen to me! I'll pass the job and half the money to him.

He will go abroad and who will capture him? I'll give you 10%.

Think about it.

Yes, I did. - What?

It doesn't work with De Dominicis. - Why?

Police's hot on his heels, pictures of him are on papers, his eye's ruined.

They will capture him immediately! No!

You need a man above suspicion, out of your circle, with no criminal record.

Where will I find him? - We can find him!

Every man has his own price and 25,000 dollars are a nice amount.

Yes...

Yes, sir! What?

Yes, I can hear you.

I was listening.

Sure, I'm ready.

Very ready!

Is it for tomorrow?

Yes.

Yes.

It's my business! Give me the green light, it's enough! How will I do?

I've already got an organized and perfect plan!

Who are you? Let me talk to ...Charles, the colonel.

Well said.

It's a mess. I must do it. - Why? Send the other man there!

I can't. The assistant porter knows me and is waiting for me.

Yes? I'm listening. Speak.

I must not discuss your orders. Alright.

Got it!

Tomorrow at 7 a.m., dressed up like a chauffeur, I'll go to the car park...

...in front of Arch of Janus. There I'll find a dark-blue limousine,...

...disguised as Herter car hiring, with license plate Naples 404347.

Keys are under the seat. I must go to hotel Forum,...

...where the neonazi has hired a similar car for a trip to North.

I'll be in touch with an agent of ours there, a well known assistant porter,...

...who'll deliver the victim to me. I'll have carte blanche on the highway.

It has to look like an accident. Easy! Over and out.

No. I'll sit in front, close to you. - In front? - Yes.

Edward Stevens Jr. - Nice to meet you.

Take. - Thanks. - You're welcome.

Have a good trip, sir.

Engine's not working!

Perhaps a burned coil!

There's a telephone luckily.

I go and call my agency, which is not far from here, just 10 km.

I'll make another car come. You stay here. - Yes. - Wait.

Here I am.

You've been quick. That old wreck?

But it's going very well!

Then, we're in countryside here, you, sir, must be satisfied with it.

H! H is missing! - No, there's water, oil, everything!

Sir, do you have a luggage?

The H, asshole! "Herter": the first letter must be a H!

What do you care? - Do you have the gun at least?

Fully loaded! - Alright.

Can this car reach Florence? - Oh, till the end of the earth!

To the other end too! Am I right?

See you and have a good trip! - Goodbye.

No. - Yes.

Halt! Police!

Excuse me.

Good morning! Please may I see your license and registration?

Who are you? - Traffic police in plain clothes.

Excuse me, right now! Everything's in order.

Look what's happening to me!

You're not allowed to drive. - No?! Why?

Flat tires, under the safety limit!

I'll go to Florence and change them, even if they're like new.

If I tell you're not allowed to drive, you can't! - So, I won't!

I've got a customer.

I've got a customer. - What?

I've got a customer.

Ah! I've to take my customer to Florence!

Do not ruin me, he's American! - Oh, all the worse!

You're doing a car hiring service with a license of first degree.

Double infraction! - Oh, great!

You American? - Yeah.

- Traffic police. You understand Italian? - Yeah.

He's not allowed to drive and is not in order.

It's dangerous, flat tires.

I must go to Florence. It's important for me.

I'll take you. I use to inspect and patrol till to Florence.

Get in and take a seat.

Let's fuel up?

I shot him in his head. A little hole this tiny.

I went off the highway and threw him away.

He passed with that fake policeman just 15' ago. - No!

What's happened? Rotten! - God sees and judges me!

I'm judging you! - Let me speak. He's a man of mine, not a cop!

He will fix him, better, he must have already fixed him.

A man of yours?! - If the job was done, why you care about how and who did it?

But it was a tricky mission and I put trust in you!

Bad for you!

Bad? - Oh, yes!

Choosing me for such a thing means you're not informed on your men.

You had to tell me when we made the deal!

Would you have turned your nose up at 30 million Lire? - Well...

Yes!

Be patient, Honourable. I chose the right man,...

...the one who commits any crime and kills!

Who is? - My lawyer.

Why? Is your lawyer a killer? - Yes, he's!

Let's try to solve this mystery.

Well,...

...electric contacts in order. Let's look at the carburation.

May I help you? - No, thanks.

Carburation is in order.

The whole thing stinks. Smell!

No.

No...

Oh!

Is the petrol over maybe?

I've been suspecting for a while the marker were not working...

...and if we remain with no petrol, in this kind of Sahara...

What's up? Who did close it this way?

Maybe that youngster has got a wrench? Right?

Listen, have you got a wrench? - Yes.

Where's De Dominicis? - He's given yourself up at 5 a.m. this morning.

What? - He passed everything to me.

Pretend that you're searching. - Are you crazy?

No worries. I'm his brother. I'll do that job!

We could pay a real lawyer with those 6 million then!

But you could have picked up a normal car, couldn't you?

I'm a nurse, I got this.

How will I persuade him to get on the ambulance in your opinion?

Where will I put the luggage?

Well...

Right, I was going to ask the gentleman...

The gentleman is just going to Florence and...

If you're satisfied... - Sure he will!

Let's help him out with luggage. - Give me! - I'll do.

Me here.

See? - Just as well.

See you. Have a good trip. And excuse me if...

Here's the lawyer's car. He's already arrived.

He's eating. See how calm he's?

So what? How did things go? Done? - What?

Done what? I don't get it. - He's that Honourable.

I had to tell him our agreement and he, rightly,....

...wants to be reassured directly.

Very glad.

Lawyer Ramirez. Take a seat.

So what?

I emptied the gun magazine against his belly.

He was collapsing like a puppet.

Do not ask me for other details,...

...you'll read them on the newspapers tomorrow.

Sitting at that café, I was not thinking of you.

All of a sudden she... - Now you must tell me everything!

Oh! Calm down! What are you doing? - Drive and speak!

Who are you? Who's your boss?

What do yo want to do me? Speak!

A double grappa. - A double grappa.

A double grappa. - A double...

Hippie!

Don't you remember me? - No. - I was with the fascists!

You were with the partisans! You were about to hang me, then...

...I shitted myself and you stopped everything as it was disgusting.

Sorry, but I had to let you recognize me. I've a deal just made for you.

Will you get rid of a neonazi for 1,000 dollars?

One half now and the other after.

I won't earn anything: I'll give you what I'm given. Come!

Oil!

Do you know that gentleman?

No, I haven't had the pleasure.

And these ones?

A nurse has passed the job to me!

What?!

I did what you did...

Can I know how many we're at least?

I admit I made the job over but not to this wreck!

I've made it over to a strong boy. - Who passed the job to him, though,...

...if there're no other people!

Do not dramatize, we still keep everything up and running.

This gentleman has taken his responsibility.

Well, he will go and keep his word!

You didn't kill him for 50,000 dollars, must I do it for 2,000?

Alright. I'll take the job back.

Where did he have to pass him? - At Alberobello's car park.

Did you have a plan? - Very cool!

He pretends the ambulance breaks down and I stop and drop him off.

Actually 4 trasfers and 3 breakdowns in not even 58 km...

You have no imagination! I invented the signaling disk at least! - C'mon.

Give me the gun.

I gave it to the lawyer! - I gave it to De Dominicis!

So, you've got it. - I sold it, along with the case.

Otherwise how could I get the vehicle?

Don't give up. Don't blame me for excessive optimism, but...

...I'm sure that boy of mine had surely a moment of weakness...

...but now, as he doesn't see him coming, will act in his behalf,...

...do his duty...

Here's him! What I told you? He's already back!

See how he killed him?

We're just fine now!

Who charged me with this job doesn't play. Those ones kill!

Who's mistaken will pay and they will kill all of us.

May I? - Please, miss.

So, if you say so, you know what? I don't know you.

I'll give the advance back to the one who gave me and call it quits.

Well, I'll do the same and no hard feelings.

You've already got mine. Bye, Hippie!

Is it you, Elvira?

Elvira!

Blast you...

I apologize.

Good evening.

Elvira, haven't you realized that I'm in danger?

I've been waiting for you for two days with money and passport!

How could I call you? Is there a telephone in the burial cell?

What?

On the newspaper of today? Impossible.

Excuse me, I'll call you later.

Do you have the telephone of today? - What?

Excuse me for a moment!

A MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT AN AMERICAN BURNED TO DEATH

Professor, how long will your treatment take?

Oh...24 hours.

24 hours at most.

Can I send the patient tomorrow in the morning?

Sure.

Hello? - Is it you, Charles?

Sure, you can talk, I'm totally alone!

Not even my wife is here. You've already heard about it.

Oh, it's on any English paper! Well, a clean little job, yes.

There's no hurry for that. You don't run away, do you?

Alright, as you like. Agreed. Bye.

Will they pay? - Sure, they will.

They will pay, lawyer! - Well done!

Hey! Aren't you happy?

Honourable!

The boy deserves a medal. - Yes?

Will you please consider that this boy, introduced by me,..

...got rid of him? How? He risked his own life!

Overwhelmed by his foe, he frees himself, kills and hides him,...

...steals a 850. - A 600! - Yes, a 600.

He loads the corpse on the car, gets rid of him and is back!

He made a Giottesque portrait! - Yes, but what's the point?

About how much we'll pocket. - How much?

The half of what I get, the half of the half of what he gets,...

...the half of the half of the half of what you get. - So what?

He will pocket less than us! Doing so seems fair to me.

Speak! - The cake...snip snip!

Lawyer, I didn't get it... - Please. - What's snip snip?

Snip snip!

The cake! 4 equal parts! - The towel! - Please.

We're actually 5. Who is out? - You. - Why?

You're neither instigator nor perpetrator, sold the gun and...

...were about to jeopardize everything. What have you to do with it?

So you'll pocket 25,000 dollars, instead of 12,500. Very well!

I didn't think about it. - May I?

Where are you going?

To the police. - Nice idea! Why?

Given that I'm neither instigator nor perpetrator, what will I risk?

2 years! - If you defend me, 3! I don't know about you.

Sure, you're a cool criminal conspiracy.

I knew that!

Where are you going? - Let's reflect!

See that? I'm in? - Enough! Divide everything in equal parts,...

...you're all killers for now! - Are you crazy? Cut it out!

Killers like him! - Why do you have it in for me?

Killers! - Enough! - All killers! Me too!

Keep quiet, they can hear you! Stupid!

And you too, enough! You got on my nerves! Get out!

I only know him. Tomorrow they will give the other half of the dollars,...

...I'll give his part and you'll divide it as you like! - Well done!

Give me your dollars!

Keep still!

Why?

Because they told me to take them to London to draw the rest.

To London?! - What we're left with?

You have to trust me.

With all the money in your hands! - Oh, no!

So I'll draw only mine and give your half dollars back...

...which you'll use as cigarette papers!

Give them to him!

What's this mistrust? - He will cheat us and no longer be back!

I would swear to the Honourable and I invite also you to do that.

Do not worry. You did your part, let me do.

I tell you to give them to him, do it!

Good morning! - Ciro, you're always late!

Oh, the traffic. - Yes...

Listen, at 10 a.m. I'll pop round to a place.

Fabricate a lie for the head nurse: you're in love with him almost like me!

A piece is missing! - They must have picked him up! - No!

He must be in the burial chamber.

But he has already checked! How many are they?

There's only the fatty. - So, I must have eaten him!

Let's count again! - Forget counting! They were 18:

...I sent 3 to the university for the students,..

...I dissected 2 men and 1 woman, 3 were taken by their families.

How many are they? - 9!

Add the fatty and the intoxicated man who's under autopsy knife. How many?

11! 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17.

A corpse is missing!

To the airport, international arrivals.

My husband has left! - Just a moment!

I told you... Oh my! Who is?

Come in!

Madam, don't boggle. I'll explain everything.

We can be seen here! Down!

Let's go over there! Come, madam! Keep calm.

Take!

You'll see how nice surprise!

Here he is. See that I'm not a murderer?

Madam, what are you doing? That's not the moment!

Damn! She has fainted. Down, they can see us here!

Listen, remember:

...she has to think her husband agrees. Let her recover her senses.

Throw some water on her face. Tell her you've to stay here,...

...you must be hidden here until they will pay.

Where else could I place you? I can't at the hospital.

Then she's good. She was sorry for your passing.

I have to go. They're waiting for me. Bye!

Are you feeling better?

Yes, thanks.

Italian papers? - No, only English.

Never mind.

Do you happen to have a pencil? Pencil? - Yes.

Here.

What are you doing? - Who will let you go?

May I close the door? - Yes, please do.

What are you writing?

I'm translating a sentence of fundamental importance.

Change of program. Bring him to the office here right now.

No, not to Wollenkampf's. Here. There're big news.

Good morning! Don't you recognize me? - Who are you?

Phillip The Sparrow. - Oh, it's you! Will you follow me, please?

Mister, read this note!

To the second floor. Charles is waiting for you. - Thanks.

I go to the bridge, you to the door...

...and the two of you to the rear! If he tries to escape, whistle!

What are you doing? Run!

Hello, cheerful!

Hello!

Dear Charles, mission accomplished!

It was a bit hard, but I made it.

Here I am.

I've brought the base money... What a nice day!

Where will I put this?

Hey! Look who's here! How are you?

Who will check? Will I count? Will I? Do you trust me, don't you?

Hippie. - Yes?

You'd have to explain a detail. - Yes, which one?

You read the papers today? - No, only English papers on the plane.

Why? - Instead I've got also the Italian ones.

What they say? - They report the results from the autopsy of your...man.

Even if they discovered he didn't die by a car accident,...

...they will never catch me. Do not worry.

I won't worry when you explain how and why...

...the corpse of the man you'd have killed...

...had been pregnant for 4 months!

What have you said?

How does the corpse of that man turn out to be a woman?!

What are you saying? - Read it by yourself!

Let's read.

What have you read?

They don't even talk about women here, excuse me.

It's clearly about a man. Look!

"The corpse pulled out of the smashed car still burning...

...belonged to a man"!

Read you too! Have you read? Can't you read Italian?

It says clearly it's a man and so it can't be a pregnant woman.

It can't be clearer than that! It says "man" 4 times, there's also his picture!

You speak Italian but never learned it, dear Charles. Read it carefully!

Let it be translated!

I thought there was the water.

Ciro, he's below you and is running away with the money! Stop him!

No, I've thought over it. Thanks. I no longer go there and go with you.

I've caught him! - Not at all! I'll punch you! Wretch!

You're running away with the money! - You could take a man's corpse!

It was dark, I couldn't see! - Even a pregnant woman!

You've been condemned to 5 days in jail...

...for public nuisance.

How are 10 pounds converted in Lire? - What you care? You've no Lire anyway!

Interpreter.

Yes.

How much is all this?

It's about 6 pounds.

He cannot reach it either.

And now?

What is this? - 500 Italian Lire.

How much are they worth? - Little.

Alright, I'll be staying in jail for 2 days and be paying 3!

I ask leave to speak. - I object. - We don't!

Your Honour, to set my and your minds at ease, if you consider...

...appropriate to assign me to a cell parted from them,...

...I won't take offence. No, right?

Hello, Charles?

Are you angry?

Well, you'd better calm down and listen to me.

I know where's the nazi for sure! I know that and you don't!

I'll find, catch, torture, butcher you and make you talk!

You leave me alone and I'll supply you with him dead in two days.

Where do you want the corpse?

At St. Peter's square? Well, let's change the place!

Alright, at St. Peter's square.

Anyway, you can't do anything, you've no other choice.

Will you do a thing? Start to stick the half dollars!

Honourable, have they renewed our mandate?

Why that look on your faces?

The honourable has rejected us, and even rightly!

If only we didn't have only an expulsion order for 5 people,...

...we should free him from our presence too!

In the meanwhile he's decided to kill him by himself, hasn't he?

But God sees and judges me, it's not fair!

He will find him easily at his house. It's not his credit. - It's mine!

Sure! - It's everybody's credit! - Sure, it's group's credit!

It's like getting into the roost and wringing a chicken's neck.

Honourable! - What?

Listen to me.

Another proposition.

As always,...

...5 equal parts. You'll have the 20% of the profit,...

...but the 80% of the odds that another one will do the job.

Do you propose casting lots to me? - Yes.

We're all determined. It depends on you. Destiny will decide.

5 names into the hat! - 4!

What? We're 5! - You're 4!

I'll keep out.

Take or leave. Report.

But this is putting the squeeze on us!

If it's so, no need to report! I'll decide for everyone!

We'll be back to our first position. - Which one?

The blackmail: you'll kill him and we know that.

Well, I'll give you the first answer too.

I won't kill him and nobody will get anything.

Not even you. - Not even me.

Nice crap!

Kid!

Kid!

Will you play with me? Do you like my hat, don't you?

Madam, will you lend the child to me just for a little game? Thanks.

Hup!

Grab the hat!

1, 2, 3, 4...

...and 5. Will you mix please?

Choose one note only.

Thanks.

And the game? - It's over. Go to your mum now.

It's not valid.

How is it not valid? - Why? - Because it was you! - No.

Why? - It was you! - Who was, if not you?

Nobody knows. We have to do it again. You'll never know. It was like this.

How? - Like this and that's enough. Or I'll do it by myself.

What line of reasoning! And he even threw my bowler off!

This is the last drawing. It will be how it goes. We're at Civitavecchia!

Long! - So what?

Long for me too! - Oh! Or we will call it off again, won't we?

One cognac!

Quick, there's a gentleman who's sick!

C'mon, do not behave childishly.

It might be the turn of any of us.

Which small window?

The last one! It's the only one! - Can't you see it? - At 8th floor!

Are you sure? - What? It's my house!

Does it shoot? - What?! It's my brother's gun!

But it has no silencer!

You put a cushion on his face and shoot through it.

I know that it has the same effect.

To pull out the cushion from behind his head and put it on him?

Don't you think he will wake up?

There's a little cushion on the sofa, at the entrance. Take that!

Where is he sleeping? - It's dawning! - On a camp bed in the corridor!

Lawyer, if it were like fun, I'd have come without drawing straws!

It's dawning! - Alright, calm! I go.

Is there a lift?

Yes, 10 Lire are needed. - I haven't got them!

Who has got 10 Lire? - I've got 5. - I haven't got them.

Oh! No, it's a penny. But go on foot!

8 floors! My heart will be thumping, my hand will be trembling.

How is that possible with this? - Rotten! - Enough!

I'll kill you!

C'mon!

Where are going?

We go whoring. - Do you really think it's the right moment?

It's for our alibi! - We'll ask someone what's the time.

Let's go. - Hey! There's a car!

Excuse us! Don't you know what's the time, please?

It's ten past three.

You said it's ten past three? Thanks! - Look at us carefully. We're here.

I'm like that. He has got a beard. He's that handsome boy.

And this gentleman... - Quiet!

I had told to your boss to leave me alone!

We're only awaiting.

He has gone away.

Oh!

The signal!

So what?

Done?

Who knows?

What? Haven't you killed him?

No! - I thought so.

But you made the signal! - There're some news.

Has he gone away? - No.

Rather, I'd say he's...settled down. - Why didn't you shoot?

Well, because I was afraid to hit your wife while sleeping.

What she has to do with it?

If he sleeps in the corridor and my wife in bedroom...

What's happening? - He's a cheated-on husband!

That's not true, it's just an excuse.

You're a liar. - No, I wish.

Things like these may happen. That's why I didn't shoot.

It's your turn. I didn't want to deprive you of this sacrosanct right.

And, from a certain point of view, it's a bit just what the doctor ordered.

Which doctor? - Anything may happen, it'll always be a honor killing.

We still have the law section no. 58, thanks to God!

The gun! - No! By my own hands!

I'll strangle that whore, that slut!

What, will he strangle a whore? - He will kill his wife!

No, Natale, please!

Do not hurt me!

Oh! No! Help! - Clear off!

No! - I'll kill you!

Here he is!

Let me go!

Stop him!

Stop him, boy! - No, Natale! Help!

Honourable, you're missing the target!

First him, as long as you're rash! Him!

Honourable! Are you going mad? You'll carry out a slaughter!

One dead is enough! - No! It's me! I'm Femore!

Honourable! Pay heed to a lawyer!

Make room!

Do not let him run away! Where are you, yucky?

Open! I met you in a grave and will take you back to a grave!

Honourable! Do not pick on your wife. Women are weak.

He actually seduced her. - Kill him brutally!

Do not hurt him! - Take the gun in the bedroom!

Honourable, you're cheated-on!

Extend the avenging arm!

The door! - Excuse me.

Open! Your husband's arm! You will break it!

Open!

Madam, please!

He was going to shoot himself.

What?

And you have blocked him?

Oh my!

He wants to shoot himself and you block him? Wretch!

Quiet! Turn the light off!

The whole building must have heard! Quiet!

No.

Go ahead, it's your turn! - What a shame!

Hippie cheated-on by a nazi. - Right! He's a nazi!

I can't think about it. - He's not a nazi!

Shut up, whore! - Madam, at least have a good taste!

Shoot. Oh, no! First th small pillow! Give him!

With a nazi! - No, you don't know who is. They have swindled you.

He's the boss of Cola-Cola!

She said she wants Cola-Cola? - Madam, please, clear off!

No! He's a benefactor for human kind. He knows the formula of Cola-Cola...

...and wants to give it to Russians to make them be better. - Let us work.

Keep still! Let me understand.

He's not a nazi? - No!

What's that story, the Cola-Cola, the formula? Make yourself clear!

Do you want to hug me?

Without you forgiving me, it's impossible for me to live.

I'm Quacker.

What? - Quake!

No, Quacker! - Yes, what is that? - A kind of duck.

Quacker! A Protestant sect which migrated to USA in the 16th century.

They have everything in common, women included too. - But even our women?

We Quackers are all brothers in Christ...

...and you're my brother too.

And I've offended you.

I never knew before an Italian woman, who's a real woman.

That's why I fell into sin! I've offended you.

Will you forgive and hug me Christianly?

Again! I want to know what this Cola-Cola has to do with it.

Hug me, please! - Nooo!

Hug him or he won't speak. - No!

Ok, he's a Quacker, but he seems to exaggerate to me!

Will I hug him?

I'll hug you: I'm his lawyer, I can hug you by proxy!

Look what I have to see!

Only we, twelve heirs of the founders of Cola-Cola,...

...are aware of the secret of its production.

And I've all here in my head,...

...how to make the syrup which is its basis.

Cola-Cola has become bigger than Ford and Fiat!

Any people like it as it's salutary, healthy and it's a great drink!

It has changed the world and brought happiness. - Not at all!

Everyone's more happy, apart in Russia.

There's no Cola-Cola there. I was in Russia.

I drank their bad drinks from automatic machines.

Awful!

I had to spit. A crisis has started...

...not a political but a human crisis!

I read and studied several books about atomic scientists.

When America had got atomic bomb but Russia hadn't,...

...the scientists Fuchs, Oppenheimer, Pontecorvo... - Who are they?

...gave the bomb to Russia too to create a world stability.

I've decided too.

Today Cola-Cola's a symbol of peace, joy, wealth,...

...gorgeous women, walks.

I also have to create a stability as half the world...

...has got Cola-Cola and the other half hasn't. It's risky!

Right? Got it? - Sure, it's! They got it!

Shut up, whore!

Well, you want us to believe they will get rid of your for that trifle.

This is not a trifle. - Really?

So CIA and American government come in action, I'm called to a meeting...

...at London and they will pay me 60 million Lire for a fizzy drink.

Not CIA or government, you don't know, it's industrial espionage!

My country is big but cruel, capitalism is cruel!

A terrible industrial war, more terrible than real war!

It may be true, you know. It's all about tons of money!

I was contacted by Russian agents here, later one of them was captured,...

...tortured, forced to speak and killed!

Also you saw him at the bookstore! - Do not touch me!

But now he was able to regain his contacts here. All is ready.

They will come and get him this morning. - What?

Yes! Come and see, if you don't believe it.

It depends on you.

Let me accomplish my mission, please!

What is this?

The case by which the Russians will bring home...

...mr Cola-Cola.

Hello, who's speaking?

Just a moment, please.

Hello? Just a moment.

Who is? - The two men outside.

What will we tell them? - I know what to tell to that traitor of their boss!

Let's not lose our heads!

Let me do, I'll speak!

What's up? What do you want?

We're working! Why? Which gunshot?

Yes, it was the deathblow.

We're not here to have fun!

We have to wash the blood and erase the tracks...

Have you heard? How can we do it with those two awaiting us outside?

Anyway, I realize that with such a deal...

Out of curiosity, how much will the Russians give you for the formula?

One dollar. - What?

How much is it? - 625 Lire.

Are you crazy? - It must be a symbolic price.

Who knows how much they will give him, if the gentleman...

...weren't a dreamer! Right?

Sure, there's no price, but I'd be a traitor of my nation.

Right, you'd be a traitor...

I see.

Thanks, my friends. - You're welcome. Don't mention it.

Excuse me, I'm starting to get ready.

What to do? Will we throw him out this way?

Honourable, we have to take a decision. - Which one?

You tell me!

I'd have to kill her as she betrayed me and him as he made me a cuckold.

So I'd play into the hands of Charles, who has swindled me. That crummy!

Well, first I've to kill Charles and then his two men outside.

Well, I've to carry out a slaughter! What to do? What?

Or will I kill myself?

My head is splitting! Oh my! My head!

My head! How it hurts!

That's because he's a cuckold.

Done. He will leave for St. Peter closed in the double bass' case.

If you don't speak Italian, I won't understand anything.

Mr Stevens, we welcome you to the Soviet territory.

Excuse me, you're American and don't understand English?

Because I'm not American. Surprise!

So, who are you? - I'm the leader of the Italian Secret Service,...

Industrial and commercial espionage. May I?

Can it be opened?

Our commercial responsible was waiting for another person.

We ask for an explanation. - I'll give you.

Mr Cola-Cola is my hands now.

I'm here in order to negotiate his selling. Translate!

I didn't get the sense of it.

If you want Cola-Cola, the price is 5 million dollars.

Cha-ching! - What does "cha-ching" mean?

Cash.

Here.

Again that howl!

It'll be having an effect for 7 hours...

It's midnight. The next one at 6:30 a.m.

That was the wind. I give him chicken and vegetables to eat.

Here's the pap. That's for the love of Ramirez the lawyer,...

...son of a bitch! He had to bring me cognac and cigarettes, but doesn't care!

Will be they still awake for long?

We're awaiting an important call. - A long-distance one!

Go to sleep!

So what?

Two 7. - Very good!

Oh! If we will succeed in this affair, this means 1 million,...

...otherwise it'll be 100 Lire.

Oh, the countryside! By living in town we have forgotten it.

Hey! Where are you going?

What are you doing there? - What are actually you doing?!

Are you gathering flowers? - At least a justification to get into...

...the cemetery to bring you the supplies, right?

It's about time! All night long without smoking amid deads and howl!

If I didn't get out to look for a cigarette, I'd have driven crazy!

Have you left him alone? - One minute! He's sleeping anyway! - Boy!

Lawyer! - What?

Isn't strange a guy who goes and takes cigarettes with a cover?

Yes, that's a strange and suspicious thing.

Here he is!

What is he doing? Is he praying? - He's the quake!

Quacker!

Mr Edward! - Seller of drinks!

He's fallen asleep again, what did I tell you?

Now I'll give him another little injection, so he will sleep happily.

What's up?

He has got the... -...gun.

What's up?

There's the...

...gun.

And he has also a hole...

A hole. - Right.

Here.

He has shot himself.

Hurrah, boys! Hippie has just called!

The Russians are ok with it! Deal! They agree!

Deal!

He says that they are coming and taking him by a hearse today!

Can he pass for a dead?

Can he pass for a dead through customs?

Yes, I'd say so. - Fine! It's 3 billions! We're rich!

Why are you coming to blows?

Draw the coffin down. The coffin!

Hey! Can he pass for a dead? - No worries.

We're rich, boys! 3 billions!

Who's in troubles, forget them! A new life! I'll go to Tahiti!

What's happened to you? - He felt down. - I'm sorry.

Is he ok? Did you give him the injection?

You decide. - He must wake up once he has reached his destination.

No point in waiting for him to wake up.

Look.

Perfect. A corpse.

He seems to breathe. - He breathes for sure!

Here he is.

He says that it's alright. - Quick! Help me! Let's place him into the coffin!

Comrade! Have you made some little holes on the coffin for air?

To breathe? Because if he dies... - You'll keep him!

Yes. - Well said!

What about the money? - When will they pay?

Everything's ok.

Everything's ok, but I can't see... - These billions!

They'll leave shortly...

Only one man will leave. The one with the case will stay.

Oh! Does he keep the money in the case and will he give us?

No, there're only his pajamas and underwear in the case.

Such a huge amount won't be paid without a control.

What does it mean? - He's already controlled and said it's ok.

Where are going? - Careful!

They want to check the formula. They leave us the man with moustache as a hostage.

We can even kill him if the sum won't be paid within 3 days.

Us?!

Go ahead!

It's a mere formality. There will no need for it, as soon as he...

As soon as the American awakes, he'll give them the formula and we'll be paid off.

We're on a sure ground! - No.

Why not? - Because he won't give them the formula.

Why? Isn't his dream?

They're leaving. They're taking him away!

So what?

Idiot! What are you doing? - Let's draw the coffin down!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

I've come to an agreement with Soviet government!

Who cares!

But he's dead! - Is he dead? - Yes!

Who has killed him? - He shot himself.

Let's get back the coffin, at least we'll sell it to the Americans!

What? I sell him alive for 3 billions and you make me find him dead?

He's still 100,000 dollars worthy!

Catch his leg, Femore! - Be good!

At least come and help us!

Catch his arm, Honourable! - The other one! We're already two on this!

Block his arm!

Here, this way!

Done. Now we can take the coffin.

I we take the coffin, we have to let him go.

And if we let him go, he won't let us take the coffin.

So, what to do? Will we stay here forever?

We must hit his head. - Yes, let's do it!

I cannot reach it.

Let's bang him against the van as a battering-ram! - Yes! - Alright!

C'mon! - Oooh...

What?

What has he said? - Who knows. More and less, hands up.

What do these ones want? - It's the same in English!

Hello, Hippie!

Hi! How were you able to find me?

We'll talk about it another time.

Just hope that I've come in time. Where's the nazi?

Mission accomplished, mr colonel.

Boys, c'mon! Show him! - Sure! - Quick!

This way, please, if you want to observe his corpse by your eyes.

Well done!

All is well that ends well.

Rather, excuse me if I talk about trivial things, but...- Oh, the money.

How much did we say? - 100,000 dollars.

5 equal parts! - Well! I'd given up hope of it.

Also this time Hippie has not missed his nazi.

No.

What? But if... - I never cheated anyone.

I didn't kill him. He killed himself.

What does the colonel care for it? - Quiet!

I don't want your dirty money.

I'm just feeling sorry because I didn't left you nailed onto that wall...

...20 years ago. - These are old things! - It's all water under the bridge!

Quiet, idiots! We'll get the triple from the newspapers...

...for a bomb like this. - A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Or your Cola-Cola will pay us 3 billion Lire. And...cha-ching!

If you want us to keep our mouths shut.

You're sly, aren't you?

Alright. It seems a reasonable request to me.

Come to London and we will come to an agreement.

If we leave right now, we will be in time for a tea.

I prefer the coffee, to be honest.

My head's splitting!

Is it sure they won't remember anything? - Almost nothing.

Only a few things: man, woman, hunger, thirst, sleep.

All the rest will be erased and their brains totally washed!

Well, that's the Kremlin.

So, we must be in Paris for sure.

Or at Pisa. - No. And...what's the name of?

Pisa is good for me.

Rome! It's written here!

Do you know her? - What?

Have you already been in this Rome?

No, never. - Me neither. Maybe as a child, with my parents...

What a beautiful woman.

She's not my type. - Instead she's just my type.

So refined, delicate...a woman like that is very serious.

It may better if...Thanks for your company and goodbye.

We've been making this trip together and didn't even introduce ourselves!

May I introduce myself? My name's...thing...

Well...mine too. - Yes, sure.

Nice to meet you. - I am me.

Nice to meet you! - As you like!

Oh! Nice to meet you! - Bon appetit!

Thanks. Anyway, when moving on to the introductions...

...everybody never gets the names.

Sure.

If I accept an invite by a stranger, what will you think about me?

I'll answer to you with a question: are you married?

No, I don't think so.

Are you engaged?

I don't think so.

Well, will we get on... what's its name? - Horse!

No, the...Oh!

Coach!

Are you talking to me?

Where are we going?

Wherever you like. We're stranger! Show us this Rome!

That's how it's gone in the end...

fansubs by quidtum June 2014