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BELLS CHIME
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seven, eight, nine, ten,
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11, 12.
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Excellent! Yes, you put your one
in the tens and two in the unit...
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Eh! Don't be teaching him
the wrong method.
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What d'you mean?
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Well, they don't do carrying over
like we used to do.
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They do traffic light method
or something. Don't you, darling?
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Do you have a traffic light method?
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Yeah!
God, no-one told me!
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Yeah, well, I'm just saying -
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if you don't know what you're doing,
don't confuse him, all right?
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God, I do know what I'm doing!
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WHISPERS: She's a bit mental.
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CONNOR GIGGLES
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Hey, the pair of ya! Cheeky!
Go on, you know this.
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Right, come on, do this one
in your traffic light method, then.
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8 + 3.
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8, 9, 10, 11.
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Look at that! So clever.
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Smart, ain't he? Yeah.
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You've got my brain in there,
that's for sure.
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Oh, I don't know about that.
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Connor, Mia,
your breakfast is ready!
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Mia! What?!
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Breakfast! Just said I'm coming!
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Honestly...
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Right, I'm off.
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All right, lovey.
You have a nice day, won't ya?
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Oh, and please will you bring me
some carrots back?
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Just normal carrots?
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Yes, normal carrots!
What other carrots are there?
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Bye, Connor! Bye, Mia!
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MIA: What?
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I said, "Bye!"
Don't be late for school!
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I said I'm coming!
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Mia!
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MIA: What do you want, Dad?
I'm having a wee!
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Stop it.
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Love you!
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Come here.
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I love you. You too.
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Have a lovely day. See you later.
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Bye, lovey. OK.
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Mia!
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Oh, Mum, can I get this dress
for prom, please? It's lovely.
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Yeah, that's nice, that.
Do you like it?
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Yeah. Nice.
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Can I get it? Please?
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£40? No chance!
It's not £40, it's 38.99.
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Oh, what, on one dress? No, sorry.
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Well, I know what, what if I get it
for my Christmas box or something?
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Oh, er, Mia, you've got loads of dresses.
You don't need another new dress.
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Mum, I've got loads of dresses,
but they don't fit me!
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SIGHS Please, Mum?
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Look, no. No. Mum, please?
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I've said no!
Oh, whatever, then!
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Mia, don't walk away!
Yeah, I'm walking away.
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What do you want me to wear, Mum?!
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Mia!
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What flavour is that ice cream?
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Grandma's knickers.
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Oh, you're laughing! No, I didn't!
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You are! I didn't.
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Yeah, you are!
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You are. You are. I'm not.
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Let somebody else have a turn.
Right, go on. Go on.
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Right, Mia. Simple question.
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What's white and pink
with a big brown stripe?
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Connor, right,
you do one on Grandma.
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What do you keep under your bed?
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LAUGHING: Grandma's knickers.
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Grandma's knickers.
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You're laughing! I'm not!
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You are! You are!
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You are! I'm not!
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What do you brush your teeth with?
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Grandma's knickers.
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What do you floss your teeth with?
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Ooh!
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Right, enough now. This floss?
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Eat your ice cream!
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With a straight face.
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Show Grandad your straight face!
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Ooh! Poker face! Woo-hoo!
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You go!
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Oh, yeah, sorry, um...
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Yeah, I was hoping someone
could help me with my pay monthly.
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I was... I was wanting to skip
a payment and then...
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Yeah, it's, er, Trevor Morbury.
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M-O-R-B-U-R-Y.
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Yeah, no, I appreciate that.
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Um, but obviously
with Christmas coming up,
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it's... it would be a very handy
thing if I was able to, er...
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Yeah, no, I've done it in the past
and I know that it's been, er...
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it's been something that you've
been able to help me with,
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and I've paid double the next month,
so is that...?
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CONNOR: Grandma,
there was an alien crash at school.
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Oh, was there? Well, I want you to
go and wash your hands,
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cos there's a bug going round that
school. Go on.
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And the teachers...
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..found these little aliens
and they were really slimy.
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Was it?
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Was that scary?
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CONNOR'S SPEECH MUFFLED
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I asked her to take stuff!
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Have you washed them? Yeah.
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Good boy.
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I made this car... card for Dad.
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Oh, let's have a look.
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Brilliant!
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But I couldn't find any stars,
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so I just did a round circle
for... for... for a star.
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Oh, it's absolutely brilliant,
Connor.
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He's gonna love that!
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Is Dad coming home for Christmas?
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Oh, well, do you know?
We don't know yet, sweetheart.
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We hope he is.
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Right, why don't you go and get
your coat off, and your shoes, eh?
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Go and put them away,
and I'll get your tea on.
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Do you want some spaghetti hoops?
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Yes, please!
Right, go on, then.
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JULIA: Hiya!
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Hiya, Mum, are you all right?
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Hiya. Hello.
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Hey, how'd she get on?
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Yeah, very good.
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I weren't very good. She was!
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She got a bit flustered
at that roundabout, but, er...
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Can't get me head round the gears.
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I can't work it. Can't do it.
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Ah, it's a really hard roundabout,
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that one, in't it? Yeah.
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It was heaving in town, weren't
it? Yeah, it was, actually.
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Everybody's gonna be doing their big
shop about now, aren't they?
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People go mad, though, don't they?
Yeah, they do.
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Thanks, Uncle Al.
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Yeah, I'll see you next Saturday.
We'll have one last go-through,
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and then, er, you're all set
for the big day. Yeah?
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All right, yeah. Thanks, Uncle Al.
See ya.
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There you are, thanks. Thank you.
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Go on, then.
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Is she crap?
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No, she's...
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She gets a bit jittery, that's all.
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She'll be all right. Yeah.
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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You heard from your Patrick at all?
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No.
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We don't know what's happening.
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Well, he'll be right.
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Right, I'll see you on Saturday.
Yeah.
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And don't be worrying about her.
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All right.
All right, see ya later. Ta-ra.
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Thanks, Al. Ta-ra, love.
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SNIFFLES
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Is it hurting
when I'm pressing down?
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Ow!
GASPS
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LAUGHING: I'm kidding!
My heart went!
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Your face!
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What are you doing anyway?
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Oh, just maths.
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Oh.
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And did, um, did Mum say anything
to you about a prom dress
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I was asking her
about the other day?
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I just showed her in a magazine
the other night.
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She did, yeah. Yeah.
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You had a bit of a to-do over it,
didn't you?
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Yeah. I don't want it.
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Are you sure? Yeah.
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I actually don't want it. Honestly.
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I was just wondering if she'd said
anything to you, that's all.
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You know, we've got you a really
good Christmas box and everything.
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I know, thanks, Dad.
Lots of nice smellies and...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't...
I don't need it, to be fair.
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I'm just gonna borrow summat
off one of the girls or...
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Do you want a brew?
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Er, yeah, all right. Yeah. Thanks.
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Thank you, love.
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That's it. You're very good at this.
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But not too much, remember, cos
do you remember what happens?
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Oh, yeah. Go on.
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It leaks everywhere.
DOORBELL RINGS
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It leaks everywhere
when it's in the oven, right.
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You can put that lid on there.
Won't be a sec.
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Don't put any of that in your mouth,
cos it'll make you feel sick.
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On which one?
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Put the lid on the top of
that one there.
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This one? Yeah.
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CAROLLERS SING
I'll just get you some money.
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I won't be a sec. Just one second.
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year... ♪
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Connor, quick! Come and have a look.
It's carol singers.
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Right, you go and listen at the
door. Don't move from that door.
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
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♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
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♪ Good tidings we bring... ♪
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JULIA: Are you for real?!
TREVOR: Yeah, I'll pay it back.
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When?! When?! You're off work until
Christmas with your flaming arm!
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I'll ask me brother!
Ha! Don't make me laugh!
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Him?! He's tighter
than two coats of paint!
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Don't start.
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He charges his own niece
for driving lessons.
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Well, it's his job.
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What do you want him to do?
Do it for free?
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Yes, I do! I bloody do, Trevor!
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He knows how hard we struggle!
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I've been scrubbing toilets in that
school every morning since March!
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All right. I'm sorry.
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I will sort it out.
I'm very, very sorry, OK?
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Right, good for you. Good for you.
I'm glad you're sorry.
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What am I gonna tell
that little lad down there, eh?
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"Sorry, Christmas is cancelled cos
Grandad spent all your present money!"
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He doesn't need more.
He's got all them presents.
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He doesn't need everything!
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Don't be so bloody stupid! He's six!
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He's six.
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All right, well, we'll get him
bloody... It's not his fault.
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I know it's not his fault! It's my fault,
and I've told ya, I will pay it back!
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Just gimme more time.
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How many times have you got?
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What happened,
you fell off a ladder?
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No, I got knocked off.
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You daft sod. How? Who by?
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There's this new lad at work.
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He comes barging in
cos he was late for lunch.
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He sent me flying.
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Well, you should sue him. I would.
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We all know you would.
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It's not my fault that Pizza Express
don't take the stones out of the olives.
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Charity begins at home, you know.
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Are you two just gonna sit there
drinking your friggin' brews
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while I drag this tree in by meself?
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Oh, sorry, Jules.
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"Oh, sorry, Jules." I'll shove
a broom up my arse as well
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while I'm at it, shall I?
Sweep up all the pine needles!
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Sorry, love.
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Yeah, sorry, my arse.
MOUTHS: What?
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Right, come on, then.
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TREVOR: We don't need all this!
Don't forget this one.
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I do! It's for Christmas!
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It's for one meal!
I got carrots the other day!
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We don't... We need more carrots.
You got four bags!
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Go on, put the tangerines away
first off.
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I want you to put them
in the bottom cupboard down there.
247
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,639
They're not for eating.
248
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,879
What do you mean,
they're not for eating?
249
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,519
They're for Christmas!
Do as you're told.
250
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,679
Put them in the bottom cupboard.
251
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,119
Are you having a laugh?
It is Christmas.
252
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,840
Oh, um, Becky said
she saw Patrick at the stag.
253
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,519
You never told us.
254
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,999
I'm telling you now.
255
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,759
And what did she say?
Did he look all right?
256
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,999
Yeah, fine.
257
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,239
I think she just said
he was eating chips or something.
258
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,839
Oh!
259
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,719
Well, that's all right, isn't it?
Yeah, mm.
260
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,000
He could do with putting
a bit of weight on, couldn't he?
261
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,119
Oh, Mum, who has Brazil nuts?
262
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,079
We have Brazil nuts. It's Christmas.
263
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,999
I might have, um... I might have
a bit of a drive over there later.
264
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,039
You know, see if I can see him.
265
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,159
Oh, Mum! Don't, Jules!
266
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,279
I won't mither him.
Seriously, don't.
267
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,319
If he wants to come, he'll come.
All right?
268
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,639
Mum, just don't. Just leave it.
Promise me?
269
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,319
All right.
270
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,920
You know what happened last time.
271
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,959
Has work said anything about
compensation for your accident?
272
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,720
No, they've not said anything yet.
273
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,160
It'll be all right, you know?
It will.
274
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,599
Oh, Trevor, come here.
275
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,160
PLAYS GOOD KING WENCESLAS
Oh, for God's sake!
276
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,079
I'm taking t'batteries out. You
are not taking the batteries out!
277
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,640
I am! Oh, don't, I love it!
278
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,039
Oh, great, they're here. Ssh!
279
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,120
DOOR CLOSES
280
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,439
Hey!
281
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,520
Hiya.
Go on, then, how did ya get on?
282
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,159
Oh, it doesn't matter, darling.
283
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,800
You can try again next year. Yeah.
284
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,719
I passed!
285
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,359
With flying colours!
286
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,639
Yeah, yeah, come here!
287
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,239
Congratulations!
288
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,679
That's amazing!
289
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,159
Well done! Ah, well done, Mia.
290
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,919
Brilliant. Give me a hug.
Brilliant. Well done.
291
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,800
I'm so proud of you!
292
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,839
Go on, Connor, under there.
You're making it worse!
293
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,119
Under there. That's it, that's it.
294
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,999
No, you've twisted it now.
Go back that way.
295
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,479
Give this back. Hang on. Hang on.
But you are making it worse.
296
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,719
No, no, no, I've got it, I've got
it. Let him step over there.
297
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,879
That's stupid! Please, Dad!
298
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,919
Dad, they're different.
299
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,159
All right, now,
if you put your hands up, Jules.
300
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,599
Just put them both up.
301
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,039
For God's sakes!
302
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,199
Right, cos it's... tickle time!
303
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,280
HE LAUGHS You daft sod!
304
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,479
Dad! Hey, you!
305
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,479
Hey, my little monster!
I've missed you, kid!
306
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,519
There was an alien crash at
school! Was there?
307
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,679
And, and... An alien crash!
308
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,359
And what happened there?
309
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,359
And the teacher found
little slimy aliens!
310
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,639
Did he?
This is a really nice surprise.
311
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:38,760
Are you stopping?
312
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,479
Well, I would like to.
313
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,359
Of course you can, you daft thing!
314
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,759
Come on, get your coat off.
315
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,199
Let him get in first,
for God's sake!
316
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,039
Sorry, do you want a drink
or anything?
317
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,199
Why didn't you ring us?
318
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,519
Just, er, I lost my phone, Dad.
319
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,359
I'm, er... I'm sorry.
320
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,519
Hey, don't be daft!
I'm glad you've come.
321
00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,720
Go on, take your coat off.
322
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,559
Hey, your sister's got some good
news.
323
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,599
Oh, aye, what's that?
324
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,959
Passed me driving test. Yeah.
325
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,319
Hey, congratulations, you.
326
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,199
I'll have to look out now
when I'm crossing road.
327
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,519
Yeah, yeah. Dad.
328
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,039
Oh, what's this, kid?
329
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,759
A telegram from the Pope?
What's this?
330
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,599
Your first miracle.
I made it for you.
331
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,519
You made me this? Yeah.
332
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,039
No, you never!
333
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,199
I made the tree out of glitter glue.
334
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,640
Did ya?
335
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,800
This is absolutely fantastic.
Thank you, Mum.
336
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,199
What have you put in this?
337
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,719
It's tinned tomato soup.
338
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,879
DOOR CLOSES
339
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,199
Hiya.
Hiya. You all right?
340
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,759
Mum, is there any hot water? Cos I
wanna have a bath before tonight.
341
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,959
Where you going?
Got my Christmas prom.
342
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,799
Oh, you've got your eye on someone,
have you? No!
343
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,400
Thanks.
344
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,799
Oh, er, Mia.
345
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,639
What was I gonna say?
I was gonna tell you something.
346
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,679
What was it?
347
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,600
Oh, yeah.
348
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,639
What's this?
349
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,599
Oh, it's an early Christmas present.
350
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,479
It's just to say well done
for passing your driving test.
351
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,680
What is it? It's for tonight.
352
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,120
It's for tonight?
353
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,399
Oh, my God, Mum, you didn't?
354
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,600
Just open it! Oh, Mum!
355
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,079
I, um...
356
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,479
I tried to copy the pattern.
357
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,840
Look, all the sequins,
they're all in the same place.
358
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,919
A little bit of ribbon, there,
on it, look.
359
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,519
It's lovely. Wow.
360
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,319
Do you like it? Yeah.
361
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,839
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's lovely.
362
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,119
Um...
363
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,199
Oh, you don't like it.
364
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,199
No, no, I do like it, Mum, I just,
um...
365
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,319
I was talking to Michelle earlier
366
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,319
and I've just got it in me head
what I'm gonna wear.
367
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,319
Oh, it's fine. Honestly. No, Mum.
368
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,559
Honestly, it's fine. No, Mum,
I was just saying to Michelle,
369
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,399
I've got it in... It'll probably
want altering anyway.
370
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,279
That's-that's so nice. I just...
371
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,639
Go and get ready, you.
372
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,079
Go on. I'll put the immersion on.
You go and get a bath.
373
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,199
Thanks, Mum.
374
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,440
You're welcome, sweetheart.
375
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,720
PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES
376
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,599
Be back later. Where you going?
377
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,639
Just going out.
378
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,600
Put that in the oven for us,
keep it warm, Mum.
379
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,040
Well, before the weekend.
380
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,120
Well, have you got one?
381
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,039
OK, well, good.
382
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,839
And how much?
383
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,599
Right.
384
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,719
Yeah, let us know, then.
385
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,001
I'll let you get on with it.
Yep, see you later. Bye. Bye.
386
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,039
Right, he says, er,
387
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,879
he's gonna try and have it done
by the weekend,
388
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,359
but he can't promise anything.
389
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,119
Oh, thanks, Al.
390
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,919
Gonna need a cowl panel replaced
and a new windscreen.
391
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,759
Oh, bloody hell!
392
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,199
Don't tell Trevor, will ya?
393
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,199
No, no. My lips are sealed.
394
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,519
Thought it'd be bloody Mia
having a prang, not you.
395
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,519
Well, go on, then. Dare I ask -
how much is it gonna cost me?
396
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,440
Nothing.
397
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,719
How come?
398
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,439
Just see it as a Christmas present.
What do you mean?
399
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,799
Because I've been thinking about
all that bloody money
400
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,159
I took for Mia's driving lessons.
Ah, don't be silly.
401
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,519
It was unreasonable of me. No.
402
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,079
It was, Jules. No. Listen.
This is on me, please.
403
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,160
No arguments.
404
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,999
Aww, thank you, Alex. Thank you.
You're welcome.
405
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,919
You're welcome. You've got to
look after family, haven't ya?
406
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,280
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
407
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:46,160
PATRICK: OK, so open this one.
408
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,319
It's Rudolph!
409
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,039
It is, yeah, Rudolph.
410
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,159
Rudolph and his big shiny nose, eh?
Bit like yours.
411
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,959
Honk!
412
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,000
Wow!
413
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,680
Why didn't you open this one, mate?
414
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,999
We must have forgot.
415
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,240
I-I think it was when we had to go
pick Grandpa up from hospital.
416
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,679
Patrick?
417
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,519
What-what you doing?
418
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,359
All right, Dad? Um...
419
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,360
I-I just came to see if you were in.
420
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,159
Well, I've been at work.
421
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,319
What were you doing with that tin?
422
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,199
What tin? Oh, please, Patrick!
423
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,279
No, listen, I've gotta go.
Listen, listen, listen!
424
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,519
Hey, hey, hey, listen! What?
425
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,639
Listen, if you want cash,
I'll go and get you cash!
426
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,199
Right, I don't need any cash off ya.
427
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,119
I don't need anything, right? So just
fucking leave me alone and fuck off!
428
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,319
What, you're not gonna wait until at
least fucking Connor comes home, eh?
429
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,959
What, so you can humiliate me
in front of him again?
430
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,719
No, he...
No, listen to me.
431
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,079
You make me feel that fucking big
in front of my own son
432
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,199
every time I see him, Dad.
433
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,039
Every time I see him,
you make me feel that big.
434
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,759
He wants to see you!
We want him to see you!
435
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,679
We want you to have contact!
You've not seen him in weeks!
436
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,719
You've more or less poisoned him
against me, Dad!
437
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,239
Oh, don't talk wet!
438
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,359
You have!
It's like he doesn't even know me.
439
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,399
Rubbish!
440
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,919
You and that stupid bitch
of a mother.
441
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:40,039
Hey, hey! Don't you dare talk about
your mother like that, all right?
442
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,919
Don't you fucking dare!
I need m...
443
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,239
I need money too, you know!
444
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,079
Oh, so you can put that crap
in your arm, dickhead?!
445
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,199
You don't fucking change!
Hey, hey, hey!
446
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,399
Never change, do you?
447
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,159
You're not havin' that fucking
money, Patrick.
448
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,439
Shut the...
You're not taking that money!
449
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,759
Get off me, you fucking knobhead.
Get off me!
450
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,759
Argh! Argh!
Get off me!
451
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,440
YELPS AND GROANS
452
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,040
CONNOR: Can I open it now?
453
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,440
Please, Dad?
454
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,840
Um...
455
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,600
Yeah. Yeah, course you can, lad.
Yeah, go on.
456
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,960
FLICKS LIGHTER
457
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,880
SNIFFLES
458
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,600
What's up?
459
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,360
I shouldn't have came here, Dad.
460
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,519
Why?
461
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,039
Course you should. This is... You
know, this is your home, Patrick.
462
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,359
I'm glad you came.
463
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,839
You know, whatever's happened,
464
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,679
whatever's gone on in the past,
well...
465
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,320
..it's dealt with,
so forget about it.
466
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,200
Well, I can't forget about it,
can I?
467
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,120
Look, what you do...
468
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,759
..it's an illness.
469
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,919
SNIFFLES
470
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,840
OK? It's not your fault.
471
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,600
You're sick. OK?
472
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,200
Does, um... Does Mum know?
473
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,080
What, about...? About your arm.
474
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,159
Well, you know what
your mother's like.
475
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,080
She don't know if it's New Year
or New York.
476
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,560
I don't want her to know either, OK?
477
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,120
Well, the thing is, Dad, um...
478
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,919
..I've borrowed some money
from... from these people,
479
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,839
and... and what they've done
is that they've passed the debt on
480
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,840
to someone else, and now I owe loads
more to this... this other fella.
481
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,479
What fella? What's his name?
482
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,360
You don't... You don't wanna know,
Dad. He's a right evil bastard.
483
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,160
SIGHS Oh, Patrick.
484
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,640
Well, how much do you owe him?
485
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,920
I can't say.
486
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,560
I, um...
487
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,599
I saw him... I saw him the other
day, and he said that he's, um...
488
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,120
He said that he's gonna...
he's gonna come after me and, er...
489
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,759
I don't know what he's gonna do,
Dad.
490
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,959
Has he... Has he said...?
491
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,719
Like, does he know where you're...?
Does he know you're here?
492
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,999
Yeah, I-I dunno. Like,
I shouldn't... I shouldn't stay.
493
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,359
I didn't... I didn't wanna,
you know, drag you into this.
494
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,039
Hey, Patrick, Patrick! Ssh!
Listen, listen.
495
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,359
We are your parents.
496
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,280
You're our son.
So we are in it, right?
497
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,040
Whatever's gone on,
we'll deal with it together.
498
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,119
I promise you, we'll deal with it.
Listen!
499
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,159
Dad, I didn't wanna... I don't wanna
be like this, honestly!
500
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,599
Hey, stop it, listen. He can't take
what we haven't got, can he?
501
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,839
And we've got fuck all.
502
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,639
PATRICK SOBS I'm so sorry, Dad.
503
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,279
It's all right.
504
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,040
Listen, come here.
Hey, ssh, come here.
505
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,760
Don't be daft.
506
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,879
BOTTLES CLINKING
507
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,560
DOG BARKS
508
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,560
TREE PLAYS GOOD KING WENCESLAS
Oh, shit!
509
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,559
Connor, see if you can get your dad
out on Grandma's Knickers.
510
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,919
Yeah, go on. Go on, mate.
511
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,239
What's the crown made out of
when you pull a cracker?
512
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,559
Grandma's knickers.
513
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,359
Ooh! Mia now.
Ooh, he's a cool customer!
514
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,839
Mia, go on.
515
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,439
Go on, see if you can crack him.
516
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,159
Crack him, right, OK.
517
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,279
Er... What do you blow your nose
with when you've got a cold?
518
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,679
Grandma's knickers.
JULIA AND TREVOR: Ooh!
519
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,759
You're smiling! I'm not smiling!
520
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,439
You are! You're smirking!
521
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,239
Hey, if you wanna smirk, go outside.
522
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,439
LAUGHTER
523
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,479
Patrick, I've got one.
524
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,799
Right, listen. Ssh!
Right, go on.
525
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,799
Um, you know
when you go upstairs to your room
526
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,519
and you put your special websites
on your computer.
527
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,559
Oh, Trevor!
528
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,959
What do you put over your face?
529
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,319
Oh, for God's sakes!
530
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,919
LAUGHING: Grandma's knickers.
531
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,999
Honestly! What websites?
532
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,119
Don't listen to him!
533
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,239
Well, it worked!
I don't care! It's not right.
534
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,319
Ignore him.
535
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,759
Every time...
Just silly, just silly.
536
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,200
What website?
POUNDING ON DOOR
537
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,879
Who's that? God, who's that
at this time of night?
538
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,079
Right, er, Connor,
I think it's your bedtime now.
539
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,599
So, Jules, will you take him up,
please? Yeah?
540
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,359
OK. Right, go upstairs, please.
Come on!
541
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,399
All right, Trevor, don't shout.
542
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,559
I'm not shouting at him,
you just need to go. Mia, you too.
543
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,439
Please, don't shout!
I'm not shouting at him!
544
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,199
Stop! Come with me.
545
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,879
Come on, sweetheart. Patrick,
come here. Get out of the way.
546
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,759
Come on, let's go and get
your jimjams on.
547
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,799
KNOCKING CONTINUES
548
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,399
Now you stop here, OK?
All right.
549
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,519
All right? And don't say anything.
550
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,800
Stop here.
551
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,119
DOOR OPENS
TREVOR: Yeah, can I help you at all?
552
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,639
Yeah, we're looking for Patrick
Morbury. Is he in?
553
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,399
Er, he is, yeah.
554
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,679
One second.
Can you just wait there a second?
555
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,839
Patrick?
556
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,039
Yeah?
557
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,279
Right, just come here a sec.
558
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,680
Who is it?
It's all right. Just come here.
559
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,519
You all right?
560
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,119
SIGHS
561
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,280
Yeah.
562
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,440
No.
563
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,080
I miss Sandra.
564
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,800
I know I don't go on about it,
but...
565
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,440
..I really miss her.
566
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,760
It's four Christmases now.
567
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,599
Makes me sad.
SOBS
568
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,039
Hey, come here. Come here!
569
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,200
Stop it!
570
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,719
Hey?
571
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,199
You know you're always welcome here,
don't you?
572
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,519
I know.
573
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,800
Yeah? Yeah.
574
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,680
Oh, God!
575
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,559
CLEARS THROAT You all right?
576
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,559
Yeah, I'm done, I'm done.
577
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,080
SLURPS
578
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,600
What was this your Mia was saying
about a copper coming round?
579
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,079
Oh, God, yeah.
580
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,160
Two of 'em.
581
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,199
They, er, they wanted to speak to
our Patrick about this... loan shark
582
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,719
that's been threatening him.
583
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,199
Right, what did they say?
584
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,480
Well, he got knocked down
last Tuesday.
585
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,879
Hit and run, apparently.
586
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,959
Bloody hell. Did he die?
587
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,600
I dunno, he's in intensive care.
588
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,360
Well, good riddance.
589
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,600
Good riddance.
590
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,159
Bloody hell, look at that lot, eh?
591
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,599
We've not done so bad considering
I spent all the Christmas money.
592
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,680
You can stop lying now.
593
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,720
Patrick told me what happened.
594
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,280
Sorry, Jules. I should have told ya,
but...
595
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,040
SIGHS
596
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,999
..I didn't want to upset ya.
597
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,960
It's fine.
598
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,920
He loves you, you know?
599
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,960
I know.
600
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,199
It's nice having him back, isn't it?
601
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,680
Yeah. For now.
602
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,800
He'll be off again, though,
won't he, by New Year?
603
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,319
Well, let's just take it
one day at a time, eh?
604
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,999
Yep, keep plodding on.
605
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
CHUCKLES Plodding on.
606
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,199
Right, well, I think we'd better
take these through, eh?
607
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,279
And shall we go to bed?
608
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,480
Yeah, I'm shattered.
609
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,560
I do love you, Jules.
610
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,040
I love you, Trev.
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