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[sighs]
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‐ Ever have one of those days
you wish never even started?
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♪ funky soul music playing ♪
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[doorbell tinkles]
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[Cherise yawns]
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‐ Don't start
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‐ Ladies and gentlemen, she has arrived.
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‐ You know what, Rob?
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You're already enough of an asshole
without all the sarcasm.
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I personally advise against it.
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‐ Well, I would advise
not showing up three hours late
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and then talkin' smack to your employer.
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‐ Ooh, talkin' smack, Robyn?
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I bet you feel extra black today.
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‐ [exhales deeply]
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This bitch.
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‐ Hey, you created this monster.
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Now we're all just dealing
with it together.
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‐ Yo, Cherise.
‐ Yes, madam.
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‐ If you're late
one more time, you're fired.
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‐ What?
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[sighs]
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‐ Ready to close up?
‐ Yeah.
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She still mad?
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‐ Are you still mad?
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‐ I was never mad.
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I'm fuckin' fine, dude.
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‐ Yeah. Okay.
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Um... so, Blake and I are gonna go
to DeSalle's later.
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See Demon Dolphin.
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There's tickets left if you wanna come?
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‐ No. I'm good, thank you.
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‐ Okay. Well, you wanna go
for a drink before?
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‐ Uh, no. Not really.
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‐ Yo, you know what I miss?
Fun Rob.
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Fun Rob went to shows.
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Fun Rob went out for drinks.
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Fun Rob was fun.
This Rob, this new Rob,
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the fucking worst.
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‐ Do you wanna come
to the show, Fun Cherise?
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‐ Ah, nah, I got plans, but I could
definitely get a drink with you, though.
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‐ Come on, Rob, just one drink.
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‐ You can't just go out for one drink?
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‐ Fine.
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Fun Rob.
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♪
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♪ El Freaky Colectivo's La Pongo playing ♪
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MAN: Just call me
when you get there, all right?
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WOMAN: I'll be all right.
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‐ I'm fuckin' fun.
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I've just been thinking about life,
you know what I mean?
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And it's just‐‐
[sighs]
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It's so fuckin' intense, man.
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It's like, at what point
do you stop looking forward
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and start looking backwards?
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‐ You motherfucker!
‐ Shit.
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‐ Oh, fuck, I forgot.
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‐ Don't.
SIMON: No, it's‐‐ fuck, it's today.
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‐ Here's my thing.
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At what point did young Elvis
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become old Elvis?
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You know what I'm saying?
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‐ It's Rob's fuckin' birthday!
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‐ Oh, shit. Wait a‐‐
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‐ Okay, so maybe my birthday has
a teeny‐tiny little bit to do with it.
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‐ You was going to not tell us and have us
sittin' here looking like assholes?
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What was the plan?
‐ No.
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I am under no social obligation
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to make a big deal out
of my stupid fuckin' birthday, okay?
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‐ Yeah, but we are.
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‐ Come on, man. If you'd have told me
ahead of time,
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I could maybe cancel my shit.
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‐ You guys, chill.
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I'm good. I have plans.
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‐ What are your plans?
SIMON: Do tell.
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‐ I'm gonna buy
an expensive‐ish bottle of champagne
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and then I'm gonna order
a shit ton of Indian food.
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And then I'm finally gonna start watching
The Sopranos.
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‐ And yet again, we're still talking
about The Sopranos.
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Like, just watch the shit!
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‐ I'm just‐‐
‐ Okay, okay, okay,
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here's to The Notorious R‐O‐B.
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And to your date with Tony Soprano.
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‐ Yes.
‐ L'Chaim.
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[slams glass]
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♪ theme song to The Sopranos playing ♪
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[message notification ringing]
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‐ Shit.
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‐ Happy birthday to my bootiful baby girl!
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‐ Hi, Mom.
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‐ Everyone, say happy birthday to Rob.
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‐ Jesus, Mom, I'm in the tub.
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ALL:
Happy birthday, Rob.
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‐ Hi, everyone.
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‐ So, what are your big plans?
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‐ I'm having a very
age‐appropriate night in.
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‐ I want you to go out and have fun.
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‐ This is fun.
That's why I'm choosing to do it.
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‐ Have you heard from,have you heard from your brother?
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‐ Yeah, I just heard him and Nikki were
going on something called a "baby moon."
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‐ Yes!
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Is that not adorable?
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‐ I hung up on him.
‐ Robyn.
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‐ What?
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‐ Hey, hey, I have an idea.
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ROB: Hmm.
‐ Why don't you get on Metro‐North
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and just come to our party?
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‐ Definitely not.
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‐ Okay, okay.So you're just gonna stay in?
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‐ Yes. I'm gonna stay in.
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I'm gonna eat just Indian food.
I'm gonna watch The Sopranos.
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‐ Hey, happy birthday, Rob.
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‐ Hi, Uncle Marty.
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‐ Yes, Sopranos. Uh... where are you?
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I don't see you.
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What's that? A toilet?
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‐ Yep, it's a toilet.
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‐ So, The Sopranos, huh?
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How about when Big Pussy turns rat
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and Tony fuckin' whacks him?
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‐ Yeah, I haven't gotten there yet.
I'm on the first episode.
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‐ You don't watch The Sopranos?
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ROB: I'm, I'm starting‐‐
‐ All right, look, look,
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Mom, Mom says for you to go outand have some fun.
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‐ All right. Sounds good. Fun!
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‐ Love you, Rob. Happy birthday.
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‐ All right, love you, too!
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‐ All right, get out of the house,get out of the tub,
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get out of the house, smoke a little pot,
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have a little sex‐‐
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‐ Mom!
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‐ I love you so much.I wish you were here.
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ROB: All right.
‐ Bye, sweetie.
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ROB:
Okay, love you, too.
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‐ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
‐ Happy birthday.
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[splashing]
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‐ Great.
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I would obviously never tell her this,
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but there might be
an ever‐so‐slight possibility
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that my mother is right.
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Okay.
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Simon's on a date.
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Cherise is... somewhere.
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Pretty sure Clyde hates me.
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So...
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who wants to party?
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Yo! What up, homie!
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It's Rob.
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Ro‐‐ Robyn.
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Brooks.
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Hey, Tim, what's up? It's Rob.
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From camp.
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What up, Brian?
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♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna,I don't wanna, oi ♪
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So yeah, um, it's my birthday and‐‐
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It's my birthday‐‐
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So it's my birthday,
and I'm thinkin' we go out to‐‐
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Yeah, tonight.
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As in, tonight.
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Yeah, as in, as in now.
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Uh, no, this is not a booty call.
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It's 9:30.
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Cool, when'd you, uh,
when'd you get married?
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Although I might be calling you later
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because it's my birthday,
and I might get crazy!
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Oh, shit!
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Portland, huh?
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Oh, uh, ketamine?
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Oh, shit, were you sleeping?
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Mushrooms?
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Uh... yeah.
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Yeah, I'd be down to,
I'd be down to buy some mushrooms.
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[line ringing]
Don't pick up, don't pick up‐‐
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GIRL: Hello.
‐ Hey, Tanya.
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TANYA: Is that you, Robyn?
‐ It's Rob.
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‐ Shut up!
‐ Yeah, I know, I know.
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It's really me.
‐ [screaming] Oh, my God! Robyn!
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How are you doing?
‐ I know. Yeah.
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Well, it's my birthday.
‐ Shut up.
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‐ And I was just wondering
if you wanted to‐‐
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‐ Let's go out.Are you here? Let's go out.
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‐ Uh, cool.
‐ We'll go to my bar!
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‐ Where is that again?
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So, you know when you get a bag of chips,
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those bits at the bottom
that you eat as a last resort
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when all the good chips are gone?
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‐ Happy birthday, biotch!
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‐ Welcome to the bottom of the chip bag.
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‐ I'm so happy you called.
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I missed you so much.
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‐ Tanya was my first roommate in the city.
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We met on Craigslist, so... you get it.
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‐ Okay, Birthday Girl
does not wait in line.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Just 'cause mama had a baby
does not mean
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she can't still bring the VIP partay.
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‐ Wait, you had a baby?
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Hey, I have another friend who's coming.
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Do you, do you think
he'll be able to get in?
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‐ Oh, my God, totes.
Have him say Tanya at the door.
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‐ Cool.
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ So you come here a lot?
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‐ It's my spot.
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Well, not recently.
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I haven't left the house in months.
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‐ Oh!
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‐ We're gonna fucking rage tonight, babe!
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‐ Yeah.
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Fun Rob!
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‐ So tell me everything.
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Who are you seeing, ignoring, fucking?
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Seriously, how have you been?
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‐ How have I been?
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My life's a fuckin' disast‐‐
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Good!
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Really, really, really good.
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How are you?
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‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, my life's really glamorous.
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I breast feed, I breast pump,
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I breast feed, I breast pump, I breast‐‐
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‐ I'm gonna just stop and talk
about Tanya's tits for a second.
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When I knew Tanya before,
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she‐‐ they weren't like that.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool.
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‐ Hey, real talk.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ How do I look?
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‐ You look amazing.
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‐ For real?
‐ Yeah. Your tits are like‐‐
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‐ Enormous.
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‐ I know, they're enormous.
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Tig ol' bitties.
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‐ I had to lay flat on the bed
while my husband zipped me up.
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Being a woman is bullshit.
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‐ Totally.
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What?
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What? What?
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What's happening?
What's going on?
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‐ It's this guy. We hooked up
like a million years ago,
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and he was totally obsessed with me.
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‐ Oh, shit.
‐ Awful.
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‐ God, he looks so crusty.
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‐ He's there now?
‐ Don't turn around.
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Don't turn around!
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‐ I'm gonna turn around just a little bit.
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I'll be chill. I'll be chill.
[clears throat]
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MAN: Hey, Rob.
‐ Oh shit, Squid?
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‐ You know that guy?
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‐ Yeah, he's my friend.
He came to meet us here.
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‐ Seriously?
‐ Yeah.
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Squid used to be in this amazing,
shitty punk band back in the day.
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He tried to hit on me at a show.
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I was like, nah.
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We've been buds ever since.
256
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,137
You guys hooked up?
‐ Yeah.
257
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,138
Way back.
SQUID: Birthday girl!
258
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,098
‐ Hey, buddy, how you doing?
259
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,934
‐ I'm okay. I'm okay.
260
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,143
‐ Hello.
261
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,771
‐ Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Squid.
262
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,192
‐ Tanya.
263
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,569
‐ Tanya.
264
00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:30,070
You look familiar.
265
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,364
Tanya.
266
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,579
So, another trip around the sun, huh?
267
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,583
‐ Yup, yup, you know?
It's a, it's a wild ride, my dude.
268
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,168
‐ Okay, I'm gonna go check on the table!
269
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:50,132
‐ Hey, was it me or was I gettin'
like a vibe from your friend?
270
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,426
‐ There's a vibe, for sure‐‐
[cell phone buzzing]
271
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,720
Oh, one second.
‐ Am I crazy or I feel like‐‐
272
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,680
‐ No, there's a vibe.
There's totally a vibe.
273
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,223
‐ Hey, good vibe?
274
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,101
‐ A vibe. Uh, just one second.
‐ Okay.
275
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,478
‐ Hey, what's up?
276
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,105
CLYDE [on phone]:
Hey!
277
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,816
I was actually, I'm just calling
'cause I, I wanted to see,
278
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,860
um, if you want to‐‐
279
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,987
like, meet up and get a drink or just
280
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,740
uh, talk 'cause I felt, uh, bad,
281
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,075
about how I left the other night‐‐
282
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:17,951
‐ [shouts] What?
283
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,746
‐ [shouts] I felt, I felt bad
about how we left it the other night.
284
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,956
‐ Oh, yeah. Me, too. Me, too.
285
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,583
‐ Uh, are you, are you busy?
286
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:28,253
‐ Uh, no, I'm just,
I'm grabbing some birthday drinks
287
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,671
with some friends, so‐‐
288
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,964
‐ Oh, shit, um‐‐
289
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,884
Yeah, hey, happy birthday. That's great.
290
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:34,968
‐ Thank you.
291
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,303
‐ Are you having fun?
292
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,307
‐ Tons. Yeah.
293
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,768
CLYDE:
Yeah, cool. That's‐‐ Yeah, that's sick.
294
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,104
Uh, I‐‐ Sorry. What am I doing?
295
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,815
It's your birthday. Go, go have fun.
I, I'll catch you later.
296
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,776
‐ No, no, no, no, no,
let's, let's grab a drink.
297
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,695
Let's hang out. I'm not gonna stay here
very long, so‐‐
298
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,155
‐ Yeah, cool. All right, yeah.
299
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:55,989
‐ Okay, cool.
300
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,950
CLYDE: Um, I'm in your hood.
‐ What?
301
00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,410
‐ I feel like an idiot yelling.
I'm, uh, I'm in your hood.
302
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,579
I'm gonna be at the gym
for, like, another hour so‐‐
303
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,123
‐ Okay, cool. I'll text you
when I leave here.
304
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,834
Stay in the hood.
305
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,169
‐ Yeah, great. Okay.
306
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,879
‐ All right, cool.
CLYDE: Later.
307
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:11,922
Dude.
308
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,465
The fuck? Dude. Bye.
309
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,925
‐ All right. Bye.
310
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,763
‐ Hey, guys! How we doing?
311
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,722
BOTH: Great!
312
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,226
WAITRESS: Here you go, guys.
‐ Birthday shots!
313
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,811
‐ Oh, birthday shots!
314
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,396
‐ Hey, none for me. None for me.
315
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,146
‐ No, you have to.
316
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,982
‐ Come on. Birthday shots. They're fun.
SQUID: I'm three years sober.
317
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,484
No, I'm actually
three years sober next month.
318
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:35,779
‐ That's great.
‐ That's awesome, man.
319
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,905
Good for you. Seriously.
320
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,490
‐ It is great. Thank you.
321
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,076
You know, now I can remember
where I was every night
322
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,035
or who I was with.
323
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,705
You know, when I was drinking,
I made a lot of bad decisions.
324
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,497
TANYA/ROB: What?
325
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,375
‐ I made a lot of bad decisions
when I was drinking.
326
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,380
TANYA: Cheers!
327
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,383
‐ Here's to good old friends.
328
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,554
And a little for the homies.
329
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,390
‐ Aah! Oh, my God, you guys.
330
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,809
Wait. This is my baby Asher
331
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,103
who has fallen asleep with her mouth open
332
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,397
right under her daddy's
hairy‐assed nipple!
333
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,317
Doesn't it totally look like
she's breast‐feeding?
334
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,444
‐ Totally.
335
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,946
‐ Oh, my God, that is hilarious.
336
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,283
‐ All right, here is a PSA
for everyone that has kids.
337
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:23,744
No one cares.
338
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:27,080
Squid! What's up, man?
How you livin'? How you doin'?
339
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,417
‐ Well, you know, thank you
for asking that, actually.
340
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,545
For a long time, it wasn't good at all.
341
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,463
It wasn't good.
342
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,756
‐ I'm sorry to hear that.
343
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:39,218
‐ Have you ever heard of this program
called Alcoholics Anonymous?
344
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,344
‐ Yeah.
345
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,179
‐ I'm in that program now.
346
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,890
‐ You guys, this is a video
of my baby Asher
347
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,767
and her first day in the snow.
348
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,686
‐ Babies! Babies!
349
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,231
‐ Aw, man, it's super‐‐
‐ Cute!
350
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,732
This is the best part.
‐ Oh, yeah.
351
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,610
‐ Can you see what she's doing?
352
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,946
She's shitting her pants.
353
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,448
‐ Babies shittin' in the snow!
354
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,908
TANYA:
She shits all the time.
355
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,910
Seriously, it's the worst.
356
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,828
♪ Happy birthday ♪
357
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,539
‐ Oh, god, you guys.
358
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,750
Aw, all right.
359
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,796
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
360
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,297
[laughter]
361
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:23,011
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jessica ♪
362
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,889
‐ Happy birthday, Jessica.
363
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:27,850
You're the winner.
364
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,393
‐ Best birthday ever.
365
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,812
WOMAN:
Best birthday ever!
366
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,438
[women cheering]
367
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,361
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
368
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,654
‐ You don't have to do that. It's fine.
369
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,574
‐ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
‐ You don't have to do that.
370
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:48,203
♪ Happy birthday, dear Rob ♪
371
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:52,207
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
372
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,917
‐ Whoo!
373
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:55,836
‐ Thirty!
374
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,754
‐ You're 30!
375
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,090
‐ Thirty!
376
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,093
Fuckin' Fun Rob's fuckin' 30.
377
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,429
‐ This is your 30th birthday?
378
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:06,180
‐ Yes.
379
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,598
‐ With just us?
380
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,473
‐ Yeah.
381
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,475
‐ There should be more people here!
382
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,686
‐ No, yeah, I, I get it. I get it too.
383
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,645
I get it.
384
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,105
‐ Later, Tanya.
385
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,524
‐ 'Sup, Squid.
‐ See ya.
386
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,277
MAN: Happy birthday.
‐ Yup.
387
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,448
[loud music, party chatter]
388
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,410
CHERISE: Here you go. Thank you.
MAN: Thank you.
389
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:46,803
♪ Frank Ocean's Nikes playing ♪
390
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,015
♪
391
00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:01,443
♪ These bitches want Nikes ♪
392
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,280
♪ They looking for a check ♪
393
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:10,077
♪ Tell 'em it ain't likely ♪
394
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,622
♪ Said she need a ring like Carmelo ♪
395
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,999
[cell phone ringing]
396
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,466
‐ Hello.
MAC [on phone]: Oh, hey.
397
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300
‐ Hi.
398
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,135
MAC: I thought I was gonna getyour voicemail.
399
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,721
‐ Oh, I can, uh, hang up if you want.
You can call back.
400
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,808
‐ [Mac chuckles]
I just, uh,
401
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,144
just wanted to say happy birthday.
402
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:37,771
‐ Thank you.
403
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,148
MAC: Where are you?
404
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,150
‐ Uh... just on my way home.
405
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,735
MAC: Oh, really?
406
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,028
I thought you'd be at a gig or something.
407
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,947
‐ Ah, man, I'm, uh,
408
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,740
too old for that shit now.
409
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,741
MAC: Mm‐hmm.
410
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,830
Do you, uh... do you wanna hang outat the Allied for a bit?
411
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:57,791
‐ What, is Lily out of town or something?
412
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,002
MAC: Actually, yeah, she is.
413
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,255
‐ Oh‐‐
MAC: No, nothing weird, I just‐‐
414
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,592
Just‐‐
415
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,594
Let me buy you a birthday drink.
416
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,805
‐ Okay.
MAC: Yeah?
417
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474
‐ Yeah.
MAC: Okay. Cool.
418
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,561
I'll be there in half an hour.
‐ Okay. See you soon.
419
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,941
‐ Hi.
420
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,071
‐ How's it going?
‐ It's good.
421
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,073
What, uh... what you got there?
422
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,451
‐ Pepperoni, crushed reds.
423
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,077
I got you.
424
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,954
Shall we?
425
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,788
‐ We shall.
426
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,879
Mmm!
MAC: Mm‐mm‐mm.
427
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,471
I've been waiting for this moment
since I've been back.
428
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,476
‐ Oh, yeah?
‐ Mm‐hmm?
429
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,145
New York pizza, man.
430
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,023
Mwah. The best.
431
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,027
‐ Yeah.
432
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:09,238
Yeah.
433
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,656
What is this, Juliana's?
434
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,366
‐ What, you think
I'm gonna buy Grimaldi's?
435
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,992
‐ Out of respect
for the birthday girl, yes.
436
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:15,827
Come on, man.
437
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,039
‐ You're lucky you got anything at all.
438
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,842
You know what this moment's missing?
‐ Hmm?
439
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,096
♪ The Roots You Got Me
playing on speakers ♪
440
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,015
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
441
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,559
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
442
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,477
ROB: Hmm.
MAC: Mm‐hmm.
443
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,271
♪ What club I went to with my homies ♪
444
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:45,983
♪ Baby, don't worry,you know that you got me ♪
445
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,944
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
446
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,363
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
447
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,408
♪ What club I went to with my homies ♪
448
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,327
♪ Baby, don't worry,you know that you got me ♪
449
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,912
♪ Somebody told me thatthis planet was small ♪
450
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,581
♪ We used to live in the same building ♪
451
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,916
♪ On the same floor and never met before ♪
452
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,169
♪ Until I'm overseas on tour ♪
453
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,128
‐ So...
454
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,047
how's the wedding planning?
455
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,008
‐ It's a lot.
456
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,678
Lily's like‐‐ Well, you met her.
457
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,432
She goes with the flow
like she's getting paid for it.
458
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,433
‐ [Rob chuckles]
459
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,312
Yep. She is a cheerful little stone
460
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,563
in a roaring river.
461
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,522
For sure.
462
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,154
‐ But still, you know,
there's all this... stuff.
463
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,282
There's all this stuff that everybody
wants to be just perfect and‐‐
464
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,160
‐ Jesus.
‐ Yeah.
465
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:40,746
‐ And...
466
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,249
how does that make you feel?
467
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,835
[Rob giggles]
468
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,629
‐ Uhh‐‐
469
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:50,881
Truth?
470
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:52,966
‐ Truth.
471
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:57,638
‐ A little nervy,
472
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,348
if I'm honest.
473
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,981
‐ That's... that's normal, right?
474
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,858
To get cold feet?
475
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,612
‐ I didn't.
476
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,199
Not with you.
477
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,164
Um‐‐
478
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,376
You know, I think
what's really freaking me out is,
479
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,337
what if I fuck it up again?
480
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,341
What if I drive her away and
481
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,594
misread her feelings
482
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,599
and then bail out again
when it gets too hard?
483
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,647
Ahh!
484
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,982
♪ I can trust you? ♪
485
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,109
♪ Is you crazy? You my king for real ♪
486
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,319
♪ But sometimes relationships get ill ♪
487
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,153
♪ No doubt ♪
488
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:59,157
♪ If you were worried 'bout where ♪
489
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,785
♪ I been or who I saw or ♪
490
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,329
‐ It wasn't your fault, Mac.
491
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,838
I slept with someone else
492
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,675
while we were together.
493
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,303
‐ What?
494
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,022
When?
495
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:36,570
When?
496
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,369
‐ The night we got engaged.
497
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,670
‐ Ohh!
498
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,133
Jesus fuckin' Christ, Rob.
499
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,552
‐ Um‐‐
500
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,223
‐ Jesus fuckin' Christ.
501
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,476
‐ Fuck. Fuck.
502
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,519
Mac, can we just talk for‐‐
503
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,561
MAC: Rob, please.
504
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,480
Just leave me alone, all right.
505
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,523
[door opens]
506
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,398
Please.
507
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,026
[door closes]
508
00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:21,740
‐ Mac.
509
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,117
Mac, wait. Just stop!
‐ What?
510
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,619
‐ Just stop for a second.
511
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:26,912
‐ What?
512
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,747
‐ Look, it was
a one‐time thing, all right?
513
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,873
‐ A one‐time thing!
‐ I was freaking out.
514
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,083
‐ Rob, you fucked someone else
515
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,668
the night we got engaged.
516
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,795
You fuckin' slept with someone else.
Do you know how crazy that is?
517
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,296
‐ I know that it's fucked up. I was‐‐
‐ Have you lost your mind?
518
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,297
‐ I was fucked up.
519
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,882
‐ Do you know how fuckin' selfish
you've gotta be
520
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,092
to do that the night
521
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,760
we fuckin' got engaged, Rob.
522
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,845
You slept with someone else.
523
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,012
‐ I wasn't ready.
524
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,931
I wasn't fucking ready!
525
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,099
‐ You're telling me this now.
526
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,392
You're telling me this now.
527
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:50,269
Rob, I'm getting fucking married
in about two weeks!
528
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,938
‐ Yeah, I know
you're getting fucking married!
529
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,277
‐ Rob,
530
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:01,822
you are one of the most
selfish fucking people
531
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,366
I have ever met,
I swear to fucking God, I‐‐
532
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:06,702
That whole time.
533
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,580
That whole fuckin' time you just left me
534
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,583
spinning out on my own
like I was fuckin' going crazy.
535
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,209
I thought you'd fallen
out of love with me, Rob.
536
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,669
I thought you'd fallen
out of love with me.
537
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,546
I didn't know what the fuck had happened.
538
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,590
That whole time.
539
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,510
I was, I was trying to think about
what the fuck I'd done wrong.
540
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,803
‐ You didn't do anything wrong‐‐
541
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,597
‐ Yes, I know I didn't fuckin' do
anything wrong.
542
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,016
You did. You fucked someone else.
No me, all right?
543
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,602
[Rob crying]
It was you‐‐
544
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:35,856
You know, Rob, I‐‐
545
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,358
I can't right now. I, I'm‐‐
546
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:40,319
I can't right now.
547
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,654
[bag clatters]
548
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,075
[sobbing]
549
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:57,002
[indiscernible chatter]
550
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,846
‐ All right, hear me out.
551
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:09,932
Did I cheat on Mac?
552
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,351
Yes.
553
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,270
Did I crawl into bed with him afterwards?
554
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,398
Yes.
555
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,529
Did I get engaged
thinking it would erase everything?
556
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,241
[sighs]
557
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,325
Yes.
558
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:35,207
I pushed him away and pushed him away
and pushed him away,
559
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,127
until he had no choice but to go away.
560
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,554
I'm a fuckin' asshole.
561
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:55,477
‐ Oh! Fun Rob!
562
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,563
Hey!
‐ Hi, buddy.
563
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:04,403
‐ Hi... this is Blake.
564
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,612
‐ Hi, Blake.
565
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,406
I'm Rob. I'm Fun Rob.
566
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:12,202
‐ Oh, my God, am I finally meeting
the infamous Rob?
567
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,122
You drinking alone?
568
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:19,543
‐ Oh, no. I had a, I just had
a friend here, but they left.
569
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,295
But we had a really good time.
570
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,966
‐ Do you mind if I buy you
a birthday drink?
571
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,051
‐ Yes, you can, Blakey.
572
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:29,887
Can I call you Blakey?
573
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:30,971
‐ Yes, you can call me Blakey.
574
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:35,309
‐ Oh, he's so cute.
‐ Yeah. Are you okay?
575
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:37,686
‐ Yeah, I'm good.
Hey, question.
576
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:43,192
Did you know that Cherise is working
as a coat check girl in the city?
577
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,445
‐ You mean, the hotel thing?
‐ Yes!
578
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,988
‐ Yeah, she's been doing that
for a few weeks.
579
00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:48,822
‐ Oh.
580
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,240
I didn't know.
581
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,450
‐ Yeah.
‐ Thank you.
582
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,409
BLAKE: Mm‐ hmm.
583
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,869
‐ To...
‐ Birthday!
584
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,120
‐ ...fun Rob, dirty 30.
585
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,497
‐ To fun Rob, dirty 30.
Infamous Rob.
586
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:01,001
‐ Best birthday ever!
587
00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:12,221
[sighs]
588
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,358
Mac used to look at this photo
and tell me I looked like a sweet kid.
589
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,864
I'm sorry, sweet kid.
590
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:36,203
You didn't know what was coming.
591
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:42,376
You didn't know that I was gonna
turn you into this.
592
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,181
[sighs]
593
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,058
Oh, come on.
594
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,402
[sighs]
595
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,242
Sick.
596
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:16,243
[cell phone chimes]
597
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,165
CLYDE [on voicemail]:
Hey, it's, uh, Clyde.
598
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,377
I texted you a little while ago,but I didn't hear back.
599
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,382
So... I guess I'm gonna head out.
600
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,304
But it's, um... your birthday for a while,
601
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:37,514
so happy birthday, Rob.
602
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,350
‐ Great.
603
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,027
Hey, thanks for answering.
604
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:55,949
Um, look, I'm sorry, I know
it's... late and stuff, but, um,
605
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,327
I locked myself out,
606
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,996
and I was just wondering
if you still had a set of my keys.
607
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,750
Okay.
608
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:05,876
Thank you. Thank you.
609
00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:09,213
♪ Silk Rhodes' Pains playing ♪
610
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,215
♪
611
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:12,216
Ugh!
612
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:14,927
♪
613
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,060
[woman coughs]
614
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,480
♪
615
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,439
Ugh!
616
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:31,777
♪
617
00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:32,986
♪
618
00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:34,988
[keys jingling]
619
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:36,657
Hey.
620
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:40,494
Can't believe you still have my key.
621
00:27:42,538 --> 00:27:43,664
‐ It's lucky for you.
622
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,625
‐ Lucky for me.
623
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:50,003
♪
624
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,172
♪
625
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:56,260
♪ Now that it's over ♪
626
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,054
♪ I can finally see ♪
627
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:05,060
♪ That all things must change and remain ♪
628
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:11,567
♪ Like I know you do ♪
629
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:12,693
♪ Oh ♪
630
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,154
♪ People come and go ♪
631
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:21,243
♪ There is something you should know ♪
632
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,371
♪ Please don't explain ♪
633
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:33,005
♪ It's the same refrain ♪
634
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:37,050
♪ Yes, it might be strange ♪
635
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:42,222
♪ Love can get changed ♪
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