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[growling]
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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Oh! We gotta stop this.
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If Gotham's destroyed
we gotta move
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and there's no way
I'm living' in Metropolis.
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So do your
plant control thingie
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and put an end to this.
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Yeah, you know what,
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you're really taking
the romance out of it
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when you just call it my
"plant control thingie."
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[balloon man screaming]
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Hey buddy. Stop.
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[balloon man whimpering]
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-[roaring]
-Argh!
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[growls and roars]
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[nervously] I...
I can't control them.
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I've... They...
They've mutated!
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Maybe they'll respond
to heavy scolding?
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[yells] You are being
very disrespectful!
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-[growling]
-Run.
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[theme music playing]
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Look at that,
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Ivy has procured us
a tree army.
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She can't control
the plants.
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Yes, Harley. Hurrah!
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Uh, I don't think
those trees
are on our side.
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Run!
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[all screaming]
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[growling and roaring]
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[whooshing]
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Argh!
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This is my favorite top. Dick!
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[groans] Ow!
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[grunts]
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Sweet Roosevelt's ghost!
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Acupuncture works.
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I'm healed, baby!
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-[whooshes]
-[groans]
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Ah. Easy come, easy go.
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Argh!
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Oh, I am slain!
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-Clayface, no!
-[grunts]
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[groans]
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If thou be merciful... [gasps]
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Open the tomb...
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And lay with...
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[weakly] Juliet.
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[groaning]
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[Harley gasps]
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[excitedly] And scene!
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-[grunts]
-[Poison Ivy] Oh, my god!
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[Dr. Psycho]
That deserves a suicide.
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[tree monsters growling]
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[people screaming in terror]
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Sweet Jesus,
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the park's filled
with murderous plants.
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[people screaming]
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Thank God
we canceled Jazz Fest.
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The way I see it,
there's only one option.
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[loudly] Bomb the damn place
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to kingdom come.
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Jim...
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there are
innocent people there.
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Well, it's not our fault
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if they don't check
their social and see
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Jazz Fest was canceled.
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You can't bomb the park.
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Of course we can.
We have tanks.
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The taxpayers paid for 'em.
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Yep, Jazz Fest
may have been canceled,
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but we can still give
the people a show, buddy.
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I need you to be surgical
about this, Jim.
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Be prudent.
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-I can't hold your hand--
-Why not?
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Because Scarecrow's
crop-dusting fear toxin
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around the perimeter of Gotham,
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forcing thousands
of innocent people
towards the park.
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-That potato sack
son of a bitch.
-I'll handle him.
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The Justice League
is en route to help us
with the tree problem.
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-I just need you
to evacuate the park.
-Got it.
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You know what would be
a good way
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to get the people
out of the park?
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No tanks.
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-[sirens wailing]
-[sighs]
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-[thuds]
-[roaring]
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So, Commissioner Gordon,
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this situation seems dire.
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Are we finally
going to see those tanks
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our taxpayers voted on?
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No. That wouldn't be...
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[mockingly] prudent.
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Oh, boo. Why?
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To minimize loss of life
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because some jazz hippies
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can't read
a goddamn email!
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Well, in this
reporter's opinion
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it looks like we are--
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So fucked!
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-[roaring]
-[screams]
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[grunts]
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[both grunting]
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[growling and roaring]
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Hey. Nice save,
Jerk-off League!
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That's not our name at all.
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[tree monsters groaning]
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[roaring]
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Ugh, how does she pull off
those clunky bracelets?
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I know, it's like annoying.
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Well, hey you know,
thanks for the help.
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Harley and crew
will handle the rest.
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Um... Hey!
Why am I tied up?
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Because you
and your troublesome horde
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are behind this anarchy.
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What? Bullshit!
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Harley Quinn,
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I declare you
and your allies,
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including that
elderly war criminal,
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to be banished to...
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[hesitantly]
You wanna say it
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since it's your thing?
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Thanks, Diana.
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[loudly] To the Phantom Zone!
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What? You gotta be shittin' me.
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[Sy] Uh-oh,
oh, I'm seeing' the light.
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Oh, my God!
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I didn't think
I'd make it to Heaven
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after what I did in...
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Uh... Eh, well,
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everywhere, I guess.
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Mostly Asia.
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We didn't do any of this.
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They're tree monsters.
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She controls the trees.
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So...
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[hesitantly] Uh...
You want to say it this time?
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Sure. You're all going...
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-[both choking]
-...to the Phantom Zone.
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[both grunting]
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-Now, Kal-El!
-[device beeps]
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[all screaming]
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Harley!
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Make me tell the truth.
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Poison Ivy,
did you do this?
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We didn't do it.
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We aren't responsible
for the tree monsters.
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I secretly watch NASCAR.
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I take long showers.
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I think paper straws
are stupid and get
too soggy.
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I was excited
for Jazz Fest.
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[moans painfully]
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Fine. I was very excited
for Jazz Fest.
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[wind blowing]
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-[all screaming]
-[thudding]
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Oh, God!
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Someone take this off me.
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If you're not
responsible for this,
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who is?
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Oh, no!
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[grunting]
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[screams] No!
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[grunts]
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[straining]
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[Queen of Fables]
Thirty years ago
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you cosplaying assholes
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trapped me in a book.
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Time to return the favor.
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[grunts]
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[screams] You'll never
get away with--
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Shut the hell up, sexy.
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-[grunts]
-[screaming]
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[Queen of Fables laughs]
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Word of advice,
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do not smell Rapunzel's hair.
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Ain't no shower in that tower.
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[Harley] Queen!
Oh, You really saved the day.
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I guess not killin' ya
worked out pretty well.
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Not really.
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Quick question.
Can any of you fly?
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-In a plane.
-Every night in my dreams.
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-[Sy] Ha! outta diesel.
-No. I'm basically a rock.
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Good.
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[all screaming]
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[laughing maniacally]
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Mama's having
a productive day.
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[cackles]
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[all screaming]
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[Harley] Ow!
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Holy mackerel, we're up high!
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I've never been this far
above sea level before.
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All right. Calm down,
calm down, don't panic.
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Here's a surefire trick
to combat,
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uh, way-up-aphobia.
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Pick a spot in the horizon
and stare at it.
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Oh, wait,
that's for sea sickness.
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What are we, on a cloud now?
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[sighs] Yeah. Looks like
Fables' teamed up
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with the Legion
to kill us.
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God, she turned out
to be a bad friend.
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Hey-hey,
I'm already bored up here.
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Do your stupid plant thing
and get us the hell down. Okay?
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You know I can't control
fairy tale plants,
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you balding gremlin.
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How would I have know that?
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When would that have come up?
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Actually, Fables
may have done us a solid.
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Seems much safer up here
than down there.
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[giant] Fee fi fo...
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Ah, fuck me.
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[giant] ...fum.
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I smell the blood
of small human scum.
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Okay, we need a way down. Now.
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I say we make like Jack,
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climb down the beanstalk,
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chop it down, kill the giant,
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French kiss Rapunzel. Done.
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keep your creepy
bionic hands off Rapunzel.
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[giant] I'll grind your bones
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to bake my bread!
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Come on! How the hell
are we gettin' off this thing?
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I know just what we need.
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An idea.
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Yes, who's got one?
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[sighs] Okay.
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I know who can help us.
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Sy, give me your phone.
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'Ey, wait, wait, wait,
not so fast.
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-Give it.
-Is it a local call?
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Just fuckin' hand it over.
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[sniffs] Ugh!
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What do you think, Bill-doe?
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Any thoughts on this kite?
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I'm kinda stuck
on this last piece, like...
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Oh, check it out,
my girlfriend's calling.
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What up, babe?
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[whispers] It's Ivy.
It's my girlfriend.
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Yeah, no,
I'm just designing a kite.
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Yeah, trying to put my own
little spin-a-roonie on it.
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Wha... What's that?
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I'll head right over!
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I... I love you.
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She didn't say it back.
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It's probably
just bad reception.
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Plus, she probably
didn't want to say it
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in front of her work friends.
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[grunting]
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Wait, you have Kite Man's
number memorized?
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[loud footsteps approaching]
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Oh, no, the giant's here.
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[roaring]
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[all screaming]
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[yells]
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[yelps]
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You didn't...
You didn't answer
my question.
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How do you know
his number?
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Uh...
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How big do you think
that giant's dick is?
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I do want to
talk about that,
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but answer my question.
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[stomping]
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[giant yells]
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Fine. I'm...
I'm dating Kite Man.
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What? [grunts]
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[screaming]
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Ha! Got ya!
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You're dating Kite Man?
267
00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,886
Why?
268
00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:15,121
Uh...
269
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,158
You...You love him?
270
00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:19,592
I haven't said, like,
"I love you" to him,
271
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,562
but, yeah,
I love him a little.
272
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,431
How do we not know about this?
273
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,432
[giant grunts]
274
00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:26,868
Because you never asked.
275
00:09:26,868 --> 00:09:27,934
-I mean, It's like...
-[cackling]
276
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,168
...if it's not about you...
277
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,303
you're not interested.
278
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,505
I wasn't even
trying very hard
279
00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,505
to keep it a secret.
280
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,573
I kept coming home,
281
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,741
reeking of kite,
282
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,076
leaves in my hair.
283
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,879
Didn't you ever think
that was weird?
284
00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:40,581
You seriously
didn't know, Quinn?
285
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,817
Show of hands for everybody
who knew. Bingo.
286
00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,253
[Clayface screams]
287
00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:46,586
-[Sy] Oy vey!
-[King Shark] Watch your hand!
288
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,322
[laughs maliciously]
289
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:53,226
[groans]
290
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,193
Ho!
291
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,395
[all] Kite Man!
292
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,663
Oh, yeah.
293
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,032
I tossed a hot sauce
packet at him
294
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,734
that I found
inside my pants.
295
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,134
It's Sriracha.
296
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,168
[all screaming]
297
00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,201
Our fave, babe.
298
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,572
[screaming continues]
299
00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:05,572
I gotcha.
300
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:09,476
[all screaming]
301
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,346
-Ah!
-[Kite Man] Ha!
302
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:16,048
[screaming]
303
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,186
[screaming]
304
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,225
[screaming]
305
00:10:22,259 --> 00:10:25,225
[screaming]
306
00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,693
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
307
00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:27,961
Thanks, babe.
308
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,230
I never got
the kite thing until now,
309
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,033
but it is quite majestic.
310
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,235
[Kite Man] Uh. Might want to
hold on tight there, gang.
311
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,538
Looks like
your crew's packing
a few extra lbs.
312
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:39,673
Not you, babe.
313
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:44,206
You look bangin'.
As per ushe.
314
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:50,250
[yelling]
315
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,318
-[groans]
-[grunts]
316
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,318
Ugh!
317
00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:54,587
[moaning passionately]
318
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,822
Thanks for the ride, babe.
319
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,792
Babe, anytime.
320
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,659
-Ugh!
-Oh, sick.
321
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,327
I can't get hold of
the Justice League.
322
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,629
But I found Scarecrow... wait.
323
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,831
Are you wearing a helmet?
324
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,499
Are you on a tank?
325
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,600
[scoffs] No,
326
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,203
I'm... riding my skateboard.
327
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,772
-What?
-The situation's gotten
more dire, all right?
328
00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:15,408
Desperate times
call for... tanks.
329
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:19,816
-[laughing]
-Argh!
330
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:22,082
Men... and Cheryl,
331
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:25,451
let's remind these trees
what they're good for,
332
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,221
letting a dog piss all over--
333
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,090
[knocking]
334
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,292
Hey, Gordo. Love the helmet.
335
00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:34,729
But I think
it'd look better on me.
336
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,461
[muffled mumbling]
337
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,806
Anyone have
a Class B commercial license?
338
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,542
Dude! You look so good
popping out of a tank.
339
00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:51,330
It's mostly the helmet.
[chuckles]
340
00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,614
[Harley] Scarecrow and those
Legion of Doom Dicks
341
00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,115
were behind this
from the start.
342
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,551
And screw Fables
for joining 'em.
343
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,754
I hereby tender my resignation.
344
00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,788
I hope it's
effective immediately
345
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,322
because I am squished.
346
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,230
[Clayface] Good Lord!
347
00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:11,498
This tank shoots
invisible missiles.
348
00:12:11,532 --> 00:12:12,899
What miraculous tech.
349
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,534
I didn't press the button.
350
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,736
Someone else
just blew it up.
351
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,971
But who?
352
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,642
[rattling]
353
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,153
[cackling]
354
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,222
What?
355
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,993
The Joker actually built
that stupid tower
356
00:12:36,993 --> 00:12:39,393
to take over Gotham?
357
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,927
Although, he did use my idea
358
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,927
to have it pop
out of the ground.
359
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,600
Um... Yay?
360
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,366
Citizens of Gotham,
361
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,236
the Legion of Doom
used to stand for something.
362
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,772
Now, it's not
standing at all!
363
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,307
[laughs maniacally]
364
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,456
You can't see them,
365
00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,278
but that joke killed
with the camera crew,
366
00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:58,980
and they're the
toughest audience
to make laugh
367
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,014
and they see
this shit everyday.
Anyway.
368
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,650
The Legion of Doom
used to stand for something,
369
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,219
top tier evil.
370
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,422
But now,
they'll let in any, say...
371
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,756
second-rate clown
372
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,359
with a cheap dye job.
373
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,994
-[laughs maniacally]
-How dare he.
374
00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:15,796
I go to a very
high-end salon weekly.
375
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,397
Harls, I've seen you neck deep
376
00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:18,666
in six different bottles
377
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,902
of that bullshit you buy
at the drugstore.
378
00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:22,102
Damn it, I forgot
you were here.
379
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,004
The Legion is no more.
380
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:26,306
Gotham, you deserve better,
381
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,640
someone with vision,
382
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,610
someone who speaks French,
383
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,645
moi, of course.
384
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:37,451
[laughs maniacally]
385
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,753
I'm calling it!
386
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,488
RIP, Gotham City,
387
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:44,457
time of death...
388
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,893
Right now!
389
00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:48,629
[siren blaring in distance]
390
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,331
[laughing maniacally]
391
00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,166
Oh. He's going down.
392
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,768
All right, everybody
back in the tank.
393
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:56,169
If you need to pee,
now's your chance.
394
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,873
[loudly] I want you
war-crazed lunatics...
395
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,240
[softly] ...and Cheryl,
396
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,308
[loudly] to unleash
holy hell on that tower.
397
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,379
Unleashing, sir.
398
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,447
-[growling]
-[tank cop screaming]
399
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,849
[screaming]
400
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:10,350
What the fuck!
401
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:13,854
[all screaming]
402
00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:15,423
Uh. I hate to be a downer,
403
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,692
but we are completely
and utterly screwed.
404
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,794
Oh, I wore that well.
405
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,996
Hmm. Maybe I don't
hate being a downer.
406
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,799
Ooh, maybe I shouldn't
feel so much pressure
407
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,251
to put a positive spin
on things.
408
00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:31,871
Well, I think
we fucked up
409
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,475
everyone that needed it.
410
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:35,643
[spits]
411
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:36,910
What is this
weak-ass drink?
412
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,312
This one of your jokes?
413
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,447
It's 1:30,
414
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,216
I'm not getting fucked up
on a Wednesday.
415
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,250
[yells] And by the way...
416
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,851
why is Harley still alive?
417
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,287
You said you
took care of them!
418
00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:48,089
I threw 'em
on top of a beanstalk.
419
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,823
"Took care of"
means kill them.
420
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,759
Not beanstalk them!
421
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,027
I was trying to kill them,
422
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,129
just in a fun
and cinematic way.
423
00:14:55,163 --> 00:14:57,331
That big-dicked giant
kills everything.
424
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,599
Apparently not!
425
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,732
You joined me,
426
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,101
because you said
you wanted to be
427
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,769
on the winning team.
428
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,905
Well, we can't win
until they're dead.
429
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,243
Fine. I'll kill 'em normal.
430
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:11,077
With the Justice League missing
431
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,181
and no sign of Batman,
432
00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:17,317
we're all just
pawns in the hands
of a murderous psychopath.
433
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,086
[inaudible]
434
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,256
And what better hands to be in?
435
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,225
They're firm,
they're strong,
436
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,865
and they're covered in
soft, soft gloves.
437
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:30,096
In other news,
438
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:34,235
are hideous scars on your face
actually awesome?
439
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,436
And yet, they're only
440
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,638
the second
most evil news network.
441
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:38,839
Right guys?
442
00:15:38,873 --> 00:15:40,240
-Anyone?
-We gotta get those trees
443
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,808
away from the tower
so we can stop Joker.
444
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,610
Perhaps, I could
take on the role
445
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:44,812
of an arborist
446
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,715
and slowly
trim them back to death.
447
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,149
It could take years,
448
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,618
but this green-thumbed
plant enthusiast
449
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:53,254
is up to the challenge!
450
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,556
Yeah, okay, you know what,
451
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:56,756
I'm gonna go
and draw the trees away
452
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,125
from the tower.
453
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,527
Ive, be, uh, you know,
careful and shit.
454
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,696
You too. And shit.
455
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:03,764
Come on, babe.
456
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,933
Let's go mow that lawn.
457
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,903
So this guy
really does it for you?
458
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,270
You know, one-on-one...
459
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,772
[hesitantly] he... He...
460
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,874
Uh... [sighs]
461
00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,277
Uh, fuck you, Psycho!
I don't know.
462
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,780
[soft happy music plays]
463
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,081
[panting]
464
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,316
Are you okay?
465
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,618
Kite Man doesn't
run a lot. [gasping]
466
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,254
Uses kites, mostly. Phew!
467
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,522
This water
made the plants huge,
468
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,124
and I am part plant.
469
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,626
So, it could have
the same effect on me.
470
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:34,195
I know I can't stop you
from doing this,
471
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,462
so in case it kills you
472
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,130
or gives you
really bad diarrhea...
473
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,768
-Um...
-...I couldn't live
with myself,
474
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:41,067
-if I didn't ask you...
-Wait, what are you...
475
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,135
...this special question.
476
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,437
[Poison Ivy] Oh, dear.
477
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:47,140
Will you do me
the honor of making me...
478
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,575
-Mr...
-There's no box.
479
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,409
...Poison Ivy?
480
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,615
Um... Uh...
481
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,149
[stuttering]
You know what, let's...
482
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,317
Let's circle back on this?
483
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,451
Just maybe
after the apocalypse?
484
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,687
Right?
485
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,956
[kisses]
486
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:02,655
[sighs softly]
487
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,458
Not a no.
488
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,141
Hell, yeah!
489
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,584
All right, guys.
490
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,051
Look, I know
none of this
is your fault.
491
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,086
And I'm sorry for what
I'm about to do.
492
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,954
I promise I'll plant,
like, so many of you
493
00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:36,057
once this is over. Okay?
494
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,589
[growling]
495
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,031
[groans]
496
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,233
[grunts]
497
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,367
[tree monster grunts]
498
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,702
Sorry.
499
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,872
[tree monster groans]
500
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,441
[roars]
501
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,375
Oh!
502
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,077
God, it was just a kid.
503
00:17:57,111 --> 00:18:00,711
[tree monsters growling]
504
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:09,289
[Harley] Come on!
505
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:12,359
Got time for one last
bedtime story?
506
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,327
Why would you
work for Joker?
507
00:18:14,362 --> 00:18:15,762
'Cause unlike you,
508
00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:18,132
he's a real evil sonovabitch.
509
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,268
Well, I'm evil enough
to bash your head in.
510
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,651
Tell that shit
to my grandma.
511
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:28,909
My, what big eyes she has!
512
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,178
[roaring]
513
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,178
Wait a minute!
514
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,181
That's no grandmother!
515
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,951
[growling]
516
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,987
[grunts] Sorry!
517
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,888
Ah, sorry!
518
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,122
[groans]
519
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,430
[tree monster screeches]
520
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,030
Ah, sorry for that too!
521
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:55,602
[yelping]
522
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,869
I have an idea!
523
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,905
[roars]
524
00:18:58,939 --> 00:18:59,940
[gasps]
525
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,174
Oy! Bubby,
526
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,576
it is I,
527
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,743
Grandfather Wolf.
528
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,778
Okay.
529
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,547
First, that's a male wolf...
530
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:07,750
-[growling]
-...dressed like an elderly
531
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,250
human female.
532
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,851
Second, why is
your wolf Jewish?
533
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,185
-I took a swing.
-[growling]
534
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:16,722
Stop with this
meshugenah nonsense!
535
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,125
[screams]
536
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,861
-[screaming]
-I'll handle this.
537
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,063
[wolf grunts]
538
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,964
[growling]
539
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,066
-[grunts]
-[growls]
540
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,201
Ow!
541
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,769
Oh! Argh!
542
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,505
[screaming]
543
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:33,207
-[snarling]
-[grunts]
544
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,709
We're back on top.
545
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,310
No more sucking dick
under bridges for you.
546
00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:41,714
Well, I mean,
unless you're into that shit.
547
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,682
Come here.
548
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,018
Good boy, Grandma.
549
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,385
Took you long enough.
550
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,253
Did you bring Mama
Harley's head?
551
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:51,791
Let me see the head!
552
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,924
Hiya, Queenie.
553
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,798
Hmm. Props.
554
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,868
[grunts]
555
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,271
Ah, shit...
556
00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:05,707
Oh, my god!
557
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,642
I did not know
her head would pop off.
558
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,510
How did you manage
to hollow out the
innards of that beast?
559
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,614
Well, a lot of people ask me
560
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,784
who would win between
a wolf and a shark.
561
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,319
It's a shark.
562
00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:21,654
[menacing music plays]
563
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,156
[Dr. Psycho] Wow!
564
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,424
Okay.
565
00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,990
-Hey.
-Whoa! Ive! You look great.
566
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:27,990
Oh. You think?
567
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,130
I didn't go too big or...
568
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,632
No way. you're pulling it off!
569
00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,199
I mean, honestly,
you could've gone bigger.
570
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:33,433
-Really?
-Thirty bucks
571
00:20:33,468 --> 00:20:35,737
if you put me
in your pocket.
572
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,805
What? I got a type!
You knew this.
573
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,940
[roaring]
574
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,940
[Harley screams]
575
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:43,310
[growling]
576
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:46,546
[Poison Ivy] Ahhh!
577
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,448
[grunts]
578
00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,549
-[screaming]
-Gotcha!
579
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:50,417
Thanks, Ive!
580
00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:51,884
Wow. You risked your life
581
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,421
and killed trees for us.
582
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,423
And I thought you didn't love
anything more than trees.
583
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,657
Yeah, well, you know,
584
00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:58,992
I guess there are
a handful of exceptions.
585
00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:00,227
I'm so sorry.
586
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,496
I'm not great
at having people
587
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,297
who are actually
good to me in my life.
588
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,065
Same. Most people are trash.
589
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,567
I promise I'll do better,
590
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:09,135
if you're willing'
to give me a shot.
591
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,203
[inhales]
592
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:11,271
Wouldn't it be
messed up
593
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,339
if I ate you right now?
594
00:21:12,373 --> 00:21:15,844
[both laughing]
595
00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:16,844
[metal whooshes]
596
00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:17,877
[groans]
597
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,913
[gasps] Ive!
598
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,798
[laughs maniacally]
599
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,893
[groans]
600
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:33,976
[moans]
601
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,134
Keep your eyes open, Ive!
602
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,501
Don't leave me!
603
00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:44,038
We still got so much
ass kicking' to do!
604
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,207
[breathless] Harley...
605
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,606
I can't...
606
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,842
[gasps]
607
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,675
[shuddering]
608
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,788
[sobbing]
609
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,925
[cackling] Oops.
610
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,094
[screams]
611
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,876
[Joker laughs maniacally]
612
00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:18,934
[Joker continues to laugh]
613
00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,080
[sad music playing]
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