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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,281 I don't have to see the fear in their eyes. 2 00:00:26,573 --> 00:00:28,541 I can feel them cringing. 3 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:31,119 I can feel them shrinking from my face, 4 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:35,582 my one and only, old, unfortunate face. 5 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:39,169 What they never see is the beauty behind my eyes. 6 00:00:41,421 --> 00:00:42,839 They only see the... 7 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:24,548 I've had the nerve to fall in love a thousand times, 8 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:28,510 and every day, somehow it always makes me feel subversive. 9 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:46,486 were I not so far beyond mere ugliness, 10 00:01:46,778 --> 00:01:48,746 I might wish to be handsome, 11 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:51,325 handsome guys can get away with murder. 12 00:02:09,843 --> 00:02:12,471 Mine is the face that spoils a sunny day. 13 00:02:13,764 --> 00:02:15,098 Luckily I don't need a tan. 14 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,860 She's late. 15 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:07,067 If only they knew me. 16 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:10,404 If only they knew the love that I contain, 17 00:03:10,696 --> 00:03:13,573 it could be theirs, for but a single word of kindness. 18 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:16,952 A love that would astound them all, 19 00:03:17,244 --> 00:03:19,121 that would overwhelm them from the dandruff of 20 00:03:19,413 --> 00:03:22,666 their darling scalps to the blisters of their burning feet. 21 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:27,879 If only they knew me, they would love me. 22 00:03:29,506 --> 00:03:32,342 But they don't know me, they don't. 23 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:35,811 So screw 'em! 24 00:03:44,271 --> 00:03:45,522 Good morning Dr. Heckyl! 25 00:03:45,814 --> 00:03:47,357 Good morning Miss Pertbottom. 26 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:48,983 Good morning Dr. Heckyl. 27 00:03:48,984 --> 00:03:51,153 Oh, good morning Miss Nietkiester. 28 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,824 You have nothing to fear! 29 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:58,285 Acutickling is totally safe! 30 00:03:58,577 --> 00:04:01,288 Now acupuncture and acupressure are fine 31 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,248 as far as they go, but how far can one go 32 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:05,167 with needles and thumbs? 33 00:04:05,459 --> 00:04:08,503 Acutickling, uses the body's own vibrations, 34 00:04:08,795 --> 00:04:11,339 to reach the vary marrow of the body's bones! 35 00:04:11,631 --> 00:04:13,550 That sounds like fun! - Not it doesn't. 36 00:04:13,842 --> 00:04:14,925 Morning, Henry, 37 00:04:14,926 --> 00:04:16,970 you look peaked! - Yeah, I think it's the 38 00:04:17,262 --> 00:04:18,472 beginning of a splitting headache, 39 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:19,597 you know? - oh? 40 00:04:19,598 --> 00:04:21,767 Now here, we'll fix that! - Hmm, eh... 41 00:04:27,773 --> 00:04:29,941 Yeah, yeah it's better already, - 42 00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:32,159 You see, you see? 43 00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:35,413 Yeah... 44 00:04:35,781 --> 00:04:37,532 That looked like fun! - No it didn't. 45 00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:39,576 Please wait in my office. 46 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:49,711 I'm Mrs. Fritz L. Pitzle, I have an appointment? 47 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,254 Oh yes Mrs. Pitzle, if you'll just have a 48 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:52,923 seat on the couch, Dr. Hinkle will 49 00:04:53,215 --> 00:04:55,091 be with you in a moment.. 50 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:56,767 Thank you. 51 00:05:02,641 --> 00:05:03,974 Good morning Dr. Heckyl. 52 00:05:03,975 --> 00:05:05,727 Good morning Miss Finebum. 53 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:08,730 Um, I don't suppose you've got any mail for me 54 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:11,441 this morning have you please? - oh, I don't know about that. 55 00:05:11,733 --> 00:05:14,152 Here's your Clearasil bill, 56 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,613 and this month's Magic Mirror. 57 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:21,535 You really should get more rest, doctor. 58 00:05:21,827 --> 00:05:24,120 Yes I should, a long one. 59 00:05:29,376 --> 00:05:30,668 Miss Finebum! 60 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:32,254 Have I not asked you again and again 61 00:05:32,546 --> 00:05:34,840 not to wear those provocative skirts in the office? 62 00:05:35,131 --> 00:05:36,508 I mean do we really need a preview of 63 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,093 the Straights of Gibraltar? 64 00:05:38,385 --> 00:05:40,428 Are you making a subtle pass at me, doctor? 65 00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:43,348 Looking down your decolletage, 66 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,600 I can see all of your vital statistics! 67 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:49,396 I'll thank you to keep your eyes to yourself! 68 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,652 when'd you get those, feet? 69 00:05:55,944 --> 00:05:57,487 Uh you can wait in my office, Mr. Cooger, 70 00:05:57,779 --> 00:05:58,821 I won't be a minute. 71 00:05:58,822 --> 00:05:59,655 Aw, I sure thank you. 72 00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:02,576 So what, Mrs. van Crystal, the pucker will pass 73 00:06:02,868 --> 00:06:05,871 and the pounds will peel off like a puff of smoke! 74 00:06:08,039 --> 00:06:10,500 Ah good morning Dr. Heckyl! 75 00:06:11,459 --> 00:06:13,128 Oh you look terrible. 76 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,046 Oh wait 'til you hear the news! 77 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:16,923 Oh, I don't listen to the news. 78 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:18,633 Then if you insist I'll tell you! 79 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:20,218 Come into my office. 80 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:33,772 This is it already? 81 00:06:33,773 --> 00:06:34,983 Are you kidding? 82 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,442 Today is T-day. 83 00:06:36,443 --> 00:06:39,029 T- day? - T- day, test day. 84 00:06:39,321 --> 00:06:43,199 Today is the day that I am finally at last testing, 85 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:44,951 Dr. Vince Hinkle's 86 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:46,536 Instant Diet Paste. 87 00:06:46,828 --> 00:06:49,706 You've tested it and it's, it's safe? 88 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:51,791 Are you kidding? 89 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:54,669 One whole drop you could give a baby. 90 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:57,839 Two whole drops unfortunately would kill a horse. 91 00:06:58,131 --> 00:06:59,548 You tested it on a horse? 92 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:03,511 What do I need horses, I feel it in my bones! 93 00:07:03,803 --> 00:07:05,639 You tested it on yourself? 94 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:10,685 Listen, echo, one tiny drop on the tongue, 95 00:07:11,019 --> 00:07:14,689 and 300 million wild proteins attach themselves 96 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:17,776 to every cell, and immediately devour 97 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:21,905 all offending particles, which means, fat. 98 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:23,448 But if you haven't tested it, 99 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:25,617 how do you know it's safe? 100 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:27,577 Would I lie to myself? 101 00:07:28,912 --> 00:07:31,915 Well I guess your patients are no concern of mine. 102 00:07:32,207 --> 00:07:34,125 Besides this is my last day on the planet. 103 00:07:35,418 --> 00:07:36,377 Oh? 104 00:07:36,378 --> 00:07:38,713 You're going someplace else? 105 00:07:39,005 --> 00:07:43,259 Vince, I've decided to kill myself. 106 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:49,099 Heckyl, suicide, don't waste your time. 107 00:07:49,391 --> 00:07:51,142 Death is a big nothing. 108 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:57,023 All right now Mrs. Razorback it's your turn! 109 00:07:57,315 --> 00:07:58,984 Uh-hmm. 110 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:00,609 Now let's see... 111 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,989 oh, ah! 112 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,614 Ah! 113 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,041 Hmm. 114 00:08:08,493 --> 00:08:10,377 Dr. Hinckle. 115 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,838 Mrs. Pitzle. 116 00:08:12,998 --> 00:08:14,332 I had an appointment. 117 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,624 I know. 118 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,878 I'm ready. - Right. 119 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,297 Some day we'll be able to inject it, 120 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:23,174 once we get the impurities out. 121 00:08:23,466 --> 00:08:28,179 , hmm? 122 00:08:28,471 --> 00:08:31,850 Now don't worry Mrs. Pitzle, the pucker will pass. 123 00:08:32,142 --> 00:08:33,901 Trust me, hmm? 124 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:40,775 Now then, did you take my advice? 125 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,359 Oh yes sir I did. 126 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,279 All week long I walked in counter-clockwise 127 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:47,574 semicircles instead of my usual clockwise semicircles, 128 00:08:47,866 --> 00:08:49,993 and by Thursday my tilt was totally corrected. 129 00:08:52,328 --> 00:08:55,623 You are a, a very very good patient. 130 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:58,334 These feet are looking a lot better now. 131 00:08:58,626 --> 00:09:01,087 Well then, let me sign you up for our new Seville, 132 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:04,507 with a $15,000 rebate on your signature! 133 00:09:08,636 --> 00:09:10,187 Car? 134 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:12,474 I haven't needed a car since I gave up drag racing! 135 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:14,517 Everybody needs a car. 136 00:09:15,852 --> 00:09:17,729 What for, to pick up women? 137 00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:20,148 Pickup women! 138 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,234 I pick up women, and they look at this face, huh? 139 00:09:23,526 --> 00:09:25,695 Our insurance plan covers everything. 140 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:27,413 Yeah? 141 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:29,741 Well I'm afraid the transplant will have to wait 142 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,951 until we find a donor with two right feet. 143 00:09:34,537 --> 00:09:36,039 Yes. 144 00:09:36,331 --> 00:09:38,792 Huh? - Yes, it's wonderful! 145 00:09:39,084 --> 00:09:41,836 Congratulations, yes congratulations! 146 00:09:42,128 --> 00:09:43,253 Thanks doc! 147 00:09:43,254 --> 00:09:45,673 Uh, could I have the next patient, please? 148 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,257 A miracle, 149 00:09:47,258 --> 00:09:48,927 it's a god damned miracle! 150 00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:52,013 Oh how can I ever thank you, doctor? 151 00:09:52,305 --> 00:09:54,390 Uh, we'll think of something, but in the meantime 152 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,184 pay to Miss Finebum the bill. 153 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:57,309 Who is this person? 154 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:01,397 Well, don't you recognize Mrs. Fritz L. Pitzle? 155 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,652 I had an appointment. 156 00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:07,946 These are pretty flat feet, Mr. Tuck. 157 00:10:08,238 --> 00:10:11,991 That's Druck, Lieutenant Mack Druck. 158 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:14,911 I see. 159 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,539 Yes I think we can fix these. 160 00:10:17,831 --> 00:10:19,457 First of all I'm gonna give you a shot, 161 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,001 of xylophome, it will help suppress the pain 162 00:10:22,293 --> 00:10:23,502 I'm gonna have to put you through. 163 00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,421 I don't feel pain, I'm a cop. 164 00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:27,173 Good, good. 165 00:10:27,465 --> 00:10:29,634 'Cause right now I'm gonna rack your feet. 166 00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:32,679 Here's a bullet to bite. 167 00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:36,558 To Il Topo this is a gum drop! 168 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,653 Told you I didn't feel pain, watch. 169 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:58,662 oh yes, 170 00:10:58,663 --> 00:11:00,331 that's very interesting. 171 00:11:00,623 --> 00:11:02,174 Look at this one. 172 00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:10,675 You know, you sure don't look like a doctor. 173 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,303 You look more like a monster from outer space. 174 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,138 You know something Lieutenant? 175 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:17,682 I really am impressed 176 00:11:17,974 --> 00:11:20,310 with the depths of your insensitivity. 177 00:11:20,602 --> 00:11:21,727 Thank you. 178 00:11:21,728 --> 00:11:23,362 It goes with the job. 179 00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:26,941 To tell you the truth, you're not missing much. 180 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,066 If you're interested 181 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,493 in the truth. 182 00:11:31,196 --> 00:11:32,655 I'm only interested in guilt. 183 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,077 oh excuse me I seem to have got carried away. 184 00:11:42,624 --> 00:11:47,086 will you excuse me please? 185 00:11:47,378 --> 00:11:49,547 I don't feel a thing. 186 00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:56,971 Uh, that would be Dr. Heckyl, 187 00:11:57,263 --> 00:11:59,682 if you'll just have a seat, he'll be right with you. 188 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:05,146 God! 189 00:12:05,438 --> 00:12:06,731 Now really, I want to... 190 00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:09,525 Ah, there you are, Mrs. Fran van Crisco, you look like 191 00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:13,571 you lost a whole person, heh,? 192 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,365 Isn't it ugly? 193 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,910 The other one, please. 194 00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:21,037 I think all feet are ugly. 195 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:24,415 I think feet are the ugliest form of human existence. 196 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,127 You know I think feet are even uglier than warts. 197 00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:29,754 Don't you? 198 00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:32,507 oh yes normally 199 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:34,759 I would agree with you, but there are exceptions 200 00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:38,221 that make the whole thing, worthwhile. 201 00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:43,351 Now we'll just turn you around. 202 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,117 I'm so sorry! 203 00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:57,740 It's all right I'm used to it. 204 00:12:58,032 --> 00:12:59,701 It's just I wasn't expecting you, 205 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,662 you're, uh, I mean you remind me of someone 206 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,414 I've seen somewhere. 207 00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:07,292 I guess everybody's a type, huh? 208 00:13:09,252 --> 00:13:11,629 I don't see anything wrong with these feet. 209 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,589 These feet are perfection. 210 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:15,091 I think I'm getting a bunion. 211 00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:16,466 Which one? 212 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,803 Oh god at last a foot I could love. 213 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:20,512 A foot I could eat... 214 00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:21,939 Both. 215 00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:26,144 I know, you look just like that old, uh, 216 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,730 I mean, you look like a man I see 217 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:30,230 every morning at the bus stop. 218 00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:34,068 Oh uh, shall we see if it's anything to worry about? 219 00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:38,531 Now then, this one's, not gonna hurt so, 220 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:42,076 don't worry about anything just, relax, okay? 221 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:44,829 why does she come here to torment me? 222 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,582 I just like to watch her get on the bus every morning. 223 00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:51,085 I didn't want to know her name, or her address, or anything. 224 00:13:51,377 --> 00:13:53,254 Did you give your address to Miss Finebum? 225 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:59,218 Well, it's all over now, you can open up your eyes. 226 00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:04,857 oh gods... 227 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,609 Those eyes. 228 00:14:07,852 --> 00:14:08,977 My mother always said, 229 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,480 wash your feet twice a day, 230 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,940 and see your podiatrist twice a year. 231 00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:14,776 Your mother was a, 232 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,785 a wonderful woman. 233 00:14:17,111 --> 00:14:20,907 Now, you take these feet home, these little tootsies, 234 00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:23,242 and you look after them, they deserve it, 235 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,370 and then you ask Miss Finebum for an appointment 236 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:27,372 with me tomorrow afternoon, all right? 237 00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:30,132 So soon? - oh, 238 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,418 you can never be, too soon. 239 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:33,794 Oh. 240 00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:35,679 I've decided to trust you. 241 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,757 My feet are in your hands. 242 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:39,717 My heart is in your feet. - Are you the man 243 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,343 at the bus stop? 244 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,895 Uh, the bus stop? 245 00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,597 oh well um, you mean the buh, 246 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,140 the bus stop outside here? 247 00:14:46,432 --> 00:14:48,976 Um, well yes I think I have seen you there 248 00:14:49,268 --> 00:14:52,814 sometimes when I'm, when I'm on my way to work. 249 00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:54,732 So we're old friends. 250 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:57,985 But, is this where you get on or where you get off? 251 00:14:58,277 --> 00:14:59,695 Oh this is where I get off. 252 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,217 Miss Finebum? 253 00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:16,462 I don't want any more appointments this evening. 254 00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:17,587 No one is 255 00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:18,547 waiting Dr. Heckyl. 256 00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:21,342 Yeah well that figures. 257 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,386 Oh and Miss Finebum? 258 00:15:23,678 --> 00:15:26,722 Don't bother locking up tonight, I shall be working late. 259 00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,143 Goodnight Dr. Heckyl. 260 00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:31,978 Goodnight Miss Finebum. 261 00:15:34,856 --> 00:15:36,482 Goodbye, Miss Finebum. 262 00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:50,830 Goodbye, oh ugly, piece of shit. 263 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:57,462 Heckyl you wouldn't believe my diet paste is a big hit! 264 00:15:57,753 --> 00:15:59,171 What are you, cutting your throat? 265 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,715 I'm just shaving, c-congratulations. 266 00:16:01,007 --> 00:16:02,258 Congratulations are nothing, 267 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,552 this will be bigger than mahjong! 268 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,096 Your shaving, with scissors? 269 00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,764 I do keep them sharp. 270 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:12,351 Would you believe I gave Mrs. Fran van Crisco 271 00:16:12,643 --> 00:16:14,312 one drop of my paste and she shed 272 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:16,481 64 pounds in eight minutes? 273 00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:18,065 Matter cannot be destroyed Mr. Hinkle, 274 00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:19,609 it's gonna go somewhere. 275 00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,195 Well probably there was a little diarrhea. 276 00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:23,863 Just, one drop you say? 277 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:26,282 Yes any more than that you would reduce yourself 278 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:28,033 past the point of death. 279 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,536 In fact, I believe that if you took enough, 280 00:16:30,828 --> 00:16:32,830 the vital proteins would eat up every cell 281 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,917 and you would completely disappear, pft! 282 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:38,336 Without a trace? - well maybe a trace, 283 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,046 maybe a kidney, who knows? 284 00:16:40,338 --> 00:16:41,589 As a matter of fact I'm, 285 00:16:41,881 --> 00:16:43,424 very much afraid that one of my ladies will 286 00:16:43,716 --> 00:16:45,593 go a little crazy, she'll break into my office, 287 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:48,346 and, and help herself and... 288 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:50,598 would you like me to look after the paste, 289 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,517 in case your ladies break in here and, and then, 290 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:54,184 try and take it, would you? 291 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,644 That's what I wanted to ask you! 292 00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,606 I knew there was, oh, thank you Heckyl, thank you. 293 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:03,986 Heckyl, this is my big break! 294 00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:08,206 Goodbye Hinkle. 295 00:17:09,617 --> 00:17:12,620 Uh, goodnight, Dr. Heckyl. 296 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:25,466 what are you waiting for Heckyl? 297 00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:29,428 This is your big break, this is your chance to disappear. 298 00:17:30,805 --> 00:17:33,266 This is your chance to erase the ugliness, forever. 299 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,444 Nothing to offend the undertaker. 300 00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:49,115 Except maybe a little diarrhea. 301 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:56,998 Go on Heckyl, why are you stalling? 302 00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:23,316 , disappear, disappear! 303 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,110 I didn't disappear. 304 00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,247 I didn't die. 305 00:18:31,657 --> 00:18:33,576 My luck's still holding. 306 00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,712 I didn't die. 307 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,000 My luck's still holding. 308 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,589 The temperature in downtown 309 00:18:46,881 --> 00:18:49,759 San Texico is being withheld by order of the police. 310 00:18:50,051 --> 00:18:51,969 Otherwise it looks like a drizzle, 311 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,720 clearing in time for the outbreak of 312 00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:56,223 breakfast, down at Francis X. President park. 313 00:18:56,515 --> 00:18:58,309 Turning to the lighter side of the news, 314 00:18:58,601 --> 00:19:01,395 here is Suicide Show! 315 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:02,687 Good evening all of you 316 00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:03,772 outsiders out there, 317 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:05,358 we have oodles of news for you tonight! 318 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,735 Among many mass suicides, eight ugly loners 319 00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:09,862 jumped from the Francis X. Patriot bridge today! 320 00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:11,947 Unfortunately, all survived! 321 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:13,991 Better luck though than nine unattractive spinsters 322 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,286 in Winston, Salem, who linked right elbows, and- 323 00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:19,288 Goodnight Wendy. 324 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:22,424 Goodnight Abigail. 325 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,126 Goodnight Rosemary. 326 00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:39,725 Goodnight Spot, my only friend. 327 00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:25,755 oh! 328 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,209 My god, I'm beautiful! 329 00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:46,452 who the hell is this at 330 00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:48,831 four o'clock in the morning? 331 00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:50,882 No I'll surprise him! 332 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:56,213 I, I haven't got a... 333 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,386 I have got a new, voice. 334 00:23:48,974 --> 00:23:51,685 Hey shut up, it's three o'clock in the morning! 335 00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:53,938 I., la la, oh la, la la, 336 00:23:56,607 --> 00:23:58,192 la la, la la, ooh... 337 00:24:02,988 --> 00:24:04,198 Shh! 338 00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:15,125 I'm sorry about that 339 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:17,920 Mrs. Quivel, I was just getting rid 340 00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,047 of some useless shoes. 341 00:24:20,339 --> 00:24:22,383 Who are you? - oh I forgot, we haven't been 342 00:24:22,675 --> 00:24:24,134 introduced, have we? 343 00:24:24,426 --> 00:24:27,179 I'm Dr. Heckyl's young cousin from merry old England. 344 00:24:27,471 --> 00:24:28,888 Cousin? 345 00:24:28,889 --> 00:24:31,809 Yes, we don't look very alike, do we? 346 00:24:32,101 --> 00:24:33,184 Some people say we 347 00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:34,520 haven't got the same relatives. 348 00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:37,856 Would you like for me to, 349 00:24:38,148 --> 00:24:41,068 fill a cup of coffee, Mr... 350 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,485 Uh... - Are you sure it's just 351 00:24:42,486 --> 00:24:45,823 a cup of coffee you want to fix me Mrs. Quivel? 352 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:58,836 oh sex baby! - oh! 353 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:01,839 oh wow! 354 00:25:02,131 --> 00:25:03,924 oh, my! 355 00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:05,884 , oh are you... 356 00:25:06,176 --> 00:25:08,095 oh! 357 00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:10,305 oh help me evil! 358 00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:11,973 so long! - Help! 359 00:25:11,974 --> 00:25:12,807 I would have picked a more - oh! 360 00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:13,891 Attractive younger woman, 361 00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:15,102 oh, oh! - but I can't wait any longer, 362 00:25:15,394 --> 00:25:16,729 now is the time baby! 363 00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:18,731 Oh no, oh mamma this had better be a dream, 364 00:25:19,023 --> 00:25:20,448 or! 365 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:24,319 What did you say? - oh don't worry about 366 00:25:24,611 --> 00:25:25,737 what I said! 367 00:25:25,738 --> 00:25:28,699 baby, concentrate on love! 368 00:25:28,991 --> 00:25:31,785 Love is a word, love is a wild dove! 369 00:25:32,077 --> 00:25:34,163 well then tell me you love me, 370 00:25:34,455 --> 00:25:35,329 just tell me you love me! 371 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,749 Love me! - oh I love you! 372 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,250 Love me! - Tell me you love me! 373 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:39,752 I love you! - Mmmm... 374 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,809 That's better. 375 00:25:48,385 --> 00:25:49,343 For a moment I thought you were going 376 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:52,681 to go on pretending that you, you didn't love me. 377 00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:54,224 Speaking of love, 378 00:25:54,516 --> 00:25:57,061 my husband gets home around five a.m.. 379 00:25:57,352 --> 00:25:59,104 Your husband... 380 00:25:59,396 --> 00:26:01,114 who but old Bull? 381 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,525 when he sees my beautiful face, 382 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,112 he's going to drop dead with envy. 383 00:26:08,822 --> 00:26:10,032 When he sees that face of yours 384 00:26:10,324 --> 00:26:12,868 he's gonna step on it like an itty bitty frog. 385 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,497 Squish! 386 00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:18,214 A frog? 387 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:23,045 Are you equating my face to a frog, Mrs. Quivel? 388 00:26:23,337 --> 00:26:26,673 No. - Frogs are ugly, Mrs. Quivel. 389 00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:29,718 Are you suggesting that I am ugly? 390 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,394 No... 391 00:26:32,471 --> 00:26:34,515 with a nose only good enough, 392 00:26:34,807 --> 00:26:37,434 to rub in the corns and bunions of my tormentors? 393 00:26:39,061 --> 00:26:41,730 No,... 394 00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:42,980 Let go of my foot! 395 00:26:42,981 --> 00:26:45,901 Are you suggesting, that my face, 396 00:26:46,193 --> 00:26:49,154 is less handsome, than your foot, Mrs. Quivel? 397 00:26:49,446 --> 00:26:51,740 Because if you are, you might just as well 398 00:26:52,032 --> 00:26:53,617 go up in smoke, dear lady! 399 00:26:58,455 --> 00:26:59,881 She's dead. 400 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:05,129 And I'm still a virgin! 401 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,859 Farewell Mrs. Quival, you silly old tramp. 402 00:27:28,193 --> 00:27:30,404 Your fatal misfortune was missing my love. 403 00:27:44,334 --> 00:27:45,168 You ought to take a look in here, 404 00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:46,627 see what I can find today. 405 00:27:46,628 --> 00:27:47,545 I found a vacuum cleaner. 406 00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:48,963 That vacuum cleaner never worked! 407 00:27:48,964 --> 00:27:50,298 Well, maybe we ought to get it, 408 00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:51,382 get it fixed, 409 00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:53,302 yeah, why not maybe we'll find some money in there? 410 00:27:53,594 --> 00:27:56,388 I love garbage, look at that garbage, smell that garbage! 411 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,606 Garbage is my life. 412 00:27:59,308 --> 00:28:01,351 You know how they empty garbage in Japan? 413 00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,187 No how do they empty 414 00:28:03,478 --> 00:28:05,439 garbage in Japan? 415 00:28:05,731 --> 00:28:07,190 I asked 'ya 'cause I thought you knew. 416 00:28:07,191 --> 00:28:08,483 Don't keep asking me! 417 00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:10,201 Ah! 418 00:28:12,905 --> 00:28:14,622 Hats always fit. 419 00:28:15,574 --> 00:28:17,083 Good morning! 420 00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:22,088 Yes it is! 421 00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,424 Indeed. 422 00:28:56,657 --> 00:28:57,908 oh! - Ha ha ha! 423 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:38,364 oh, ooh! 424 00:29:38,365 --> 00:29:39,700 Oh sir! 425 00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:41,417 You! 426 00:29:41,702 --> 00:29:43,370 You want to sit here! 427 00:30:42,262 --> 00:30:43,679 Hi there America, 428 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,849 I'm Jake Rabbit, inviting you to hop into 429 00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:48,643 Bunny Burrito for a delicious Bunny Burger, 430 00:30:48,935 --> 00:30:52,022 Bunny Melt, Bunny Thermidor, Cocoa Bunny, 431 00:30:52,314 --> 00:30:53,731 and this week's special, 432 00:30:53,732 --> 00:30:56,818 old fashioned, scrumptious, Hare pie! 433 00:30:58,236 --> 00:31:01,073 Hi there America, I'm Jake Rabbit, 434 00:31:01,365 --> 00:31:02,866 inviting you to hop into Bunny Burrito 435 00:31:03,158 --> 00:31:04,659 for a delicious... 436 00:31:04,951 --> 00:31:06,661 Can I get you another one? 437 00:31:06,953 --> 00:31:08,796 It'd help you forget her. 438 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,751 Maybe she's worth remembering. 439 00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,544 The trouble with memories is you can't touch 'em. 440 00:31:14,836 --> 00:31:16,253 Hi there America, - That's right. 441 00:31:16,254 --> 00:31:17,756 I'm Jake Rabbit... - Since you're not a memory 442 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,257 does that mean that I can touch you? 443 00:31:19,549 --> 00:31:21,134 That depends on my mood. 444 00:31:21,426 --> 00:31:23,261 Why don't you test your mood on me tonight? 445 00:31:23,553 --> 00:31:25,680 Oh my I don't even know your name! 446 00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:27,565 What's in a name? 447 00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:30,519 All names are hype. - Is your name Hype? 448 00:31:30,811 --> 00:31:33,105 Hi there America, I'm Jake Rabbit... 449 00:31:33,397 --> 00:31:35,065 Sure. - My name's Debra Kate, 450 00:31:35,357 --> 00:31:36,949 pleased to meet you. 451 00:31:37,651 --> 00:31:39,152 6:30. 452 00:31:39,444 --> 00:31:40,486 All right. - The corner of 453 00:31:40,487 --> 00:31:43,073 Sixth and Main. - See you then Mr. Hype. 454 00:31:44,282 --> 00:31:47,202 I'll see you cold and, cheeky bitch. 455 00:31:52,582 --> 00:31:54,084 Good morning Mrs.. 456 00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:56,795 Oh, good morning Talltale! 457 00:31:57,087 --> 00:31:59,047 oh! 458 00:32:03,718 --> 00:32:05,846 No I'm sorry, doctor's not due in yet. 459 00:32:06,138 --> 00:32:07,681 Okay. - Miss Finebum, 460 00:32:07,973 --> 00:32:09,224 did you send out my statements? 461 00:32:09,516 --> 00:32:11,893 Miss Dimcrinze swears that she hasn't had one in two months! 462 00:32:12,185 --> 00:32:13,437 Mm, we've turned her over for collection. 463 00:32:13,728 --> 00:32:15,522 How's the mail this morning, Finebum? 464 00:32:15,814 --> 00:32:17,315 what in god's name is that? 465 00:32:17,607 --> 00:32:19,066 The mail? 466 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,527 What office were you looking for? 467 00:32:21,528 --> 00:32:24,322 Dr. Hoo! - You smell like, 468 00:32:24,614 --> 00:32:26,533 potting chem. - This office. 469 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:28,951 That perfume must have been 470 00:32:28,952 --> 00:32:29,785 a terrific bargain. 471 00:32:29,786 --> 00:32:31,830 What is it, war surplus? 472 00:32:32,122 --> 00:32:33,748 Did you have an appointment? 473 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,251 Hoo, I want you should see something! 474 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,254 Do I need an appointment? - Did you get a whiff 475 00:32:39,546 --> 00:32:40,839 of Miss Finebum this morning? 476 00:32:44,426 --> 00:32:48,388 Well,, exceptions have been made. 477 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,432 Tell me do you think I'm, 478 00:32:50,724 --> 00:32:52,934 an exceptionally good looking fellow? 479 00:32:53,226 --> 00:32:54,936 what? 480 00:32:56,813 --> 00:32:59,858 I won't tease you anymore, Finebum. 481 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:02,652 I'm Dr. Heckyl's cousin, I'm taking over his practice, 482 00:33:02,944 --> 00:33:04,321 he's been taken suddenly ill. 483 00:33:04,613 --> 00:33:05,864 In fact you could say the old frog is 484 00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:08,366 crouching at the threshold of Death's back door. 485 00:33:12,871 --> 00:33:14,456 Look on these ladies Hoo, 486 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:18,126 what do you see that they have in common? 487 00:33:18,418 --> 00:33:21,129 They're all, underweight, and need a good tickle! 488 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,007 I want to introduce, 489 00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:25,592 y- y-you to them! 490 00:33:26,676 --> 00:33:30,931 This is Mrs. Fritz L. Pitzle, formerly 296 pounds! 491 00:33:31,223 --> 00:33:35,602 And this is Mrs. Fran van Crisco, 268 pounds only yesterday! 492 00:33:35,894 --> 00:33:37,979 And Mrs. Vilmarble, 301, 493 00:33:38,271 --> 00:33:41,399 and Mrs. Whitespry, 294, 494 00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:44,069 and of course Mrs. Murphy, 302. 495 00:33:46,863 --> 00:33:49,699 Eh, eh, eh... - I'll see my first patient. 496 00:33:54,704 --> 00:33:56,540 who in the hell is that person? 497 00:33:56,831 --> 00:33:58,123 Who is that guy? 498 00:33:58,124 --> 00:34:01,419 Dr. Heckyl's cousin, he's taking over the practice. 499 00:34:01,711 --> 00:34:02,962 He says- - Cousin? 500 00:34:02,963 --> 00:34:04,256 Taking over the practice? 501 00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:06,466 Cousin? - Is he a doctor? 502 00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:07,925 Don't know, 503 00:34:07,926 --> 00:34:09,803 he says that Dr. Heckyl is- - what is his name, 504 00:34:10,095 --> 00:34:11,470 this cousin? - But did he say 505 00:34:11,471 --> 00:34:12,513 he's a doctor? 506 00:34:12,514 --> 00:34:14,023 He didn't say. 507 00:34:14,724 --> 00:34:17,060 He didn't say, but he said... 508 00:34:22,399 --> 00:34:24,192 He said Dr. Heckyl is dying. 509 00:34:28,029 --> 00:34:30,824 Playing cops and robbers again, Lieutenant? 510 00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:33,368 who are you? 511 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:36,788 I'm Hype, Mr. Hype, I'm Heckyl's cousin. 512 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,873 I'm standing in for him while he's sick. 513 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:42,961 Oh I see you have a, an in-growing nail. 514 00:34:43,253 --> 00:34:45,130 Are you a podiatrist? 515 00:34:46,256 --> 00:34:48,842 No, I'm just an enthusiastic amateur. 516 00:34:49,926 --> 00:34:51,303 Do you know I must tell you Druck these are 517 00:34:51,595 --> 00:34:53,179 the ugliest feet I've ever seen in my life. 518 00:34:53,471 --> 00:34:56,266 How'd you know my name? - I saw your picture on 519 00:34:56,558 --> 00:34:58,025 a dart board. 520 00:35:02,981 --> 00:35:05,150 what's the matter with Heckyl? 521 00:35:05,442 --> 00:35:10,196 Who cares? 522 00:35:11,031 --> 00:35:14,576 well, these feet are gonna have to come off. 523 00:35:14,868 --> 00:35:16,293 Go ahead. 524 00:35:17,746 --> 00:35:20,123 Just where did you study medicine, Dr. Hype? 525 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,716 That's Mr. Hype. 526 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,295 I didn't, I just picked it up. 527 00:35:25,587 --> 00:35:26,795 I know what you mean, 528 00:35:26,796 --> 00:35:28,548 them schools are full of shit. 529 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,635 Right, anything that's important that I should know, 530 00:35:31,926 --> 00:35:33,218 will come from in here. 531 00:35:33,219 --> 00:35:35,430 Right, right. 532 00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:38,183 Are you really serious about cutting off my feet Hype? 533 00:35:39,476 --> 00:35:41,277 Sure, why not? 534 00:35:42,395 --> 00:35:44,522 Don't try to snow me Hype. 535 00:35:44,814 --> 00:35:47,609 This is no casual amputation! 536 00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:50,403 You want to cut off my feet so I can't follow 'ya! 537 00:35:50,695 --> 00:35:53,657 Why should I worry about you following me, hmm? 538 00:35:55,784 --> 00:35:56,784 with feet like that, and you 539 00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:57,785 couldn't follow me out of bed! 540 00:35:57,786 --> 00:36:00,413 You making a perverted proposal to me mister? 541 00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:02,164 Me? 542 00:36:02,165 --> 00:36:04,250 Me make a pass at a cop? 543 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:08,421 Me make a pass at a god damn ugly fat little cop? 544 00:36:08,713 --> 00:36:12,133 A god damned ugly, fat sot, male cop? 545 00:36:12,425 --> 00:36:15,011 Jesus Christ, that is it! 546 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,146 I have had it! 547 00:36:21,768 --> 00:36:23,353 I've been stinking, filthy, 548 00:36:23,645 --> 00:36:25,313 fuck off for 30 bloody years! 549 00:36:26,606 --> 00:36:29,192 I think I've paid my bloody dues! 550 00:36:34,614 --> 00:36:36,032 Crazy son of a bitch. 551 00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:44,082 Miss Finebum! 552 00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:47,001 Cancel my appointments for the rest of the day, will you? 553 00:36:58,054 --> 00:36:59,389 who is that man? 554 00:36:59,681 --> 00:37:01,891 You don't know? - No! 555 00:37:02,183 --> 00:37:03,768 Well I guess I'd better find out. 556 00:37:07,772 --> 00:37:10,024 What time is Coral Coreen's appointment with me? 557 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:12,068 3:30. 558 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,279 Well don't cancel that one, will you? 559 00:37:14,571 --> 00:37:16,114 Huh? 560 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,083 And good morning to you, Lushtush! 561 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,134 ooh! 562 00:37:35,508 --> 00:37:37,427 How you like this one baby? 563 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,721 How come we always have to get the same kind of car? 564 00:37:40,013 --> 00:37:40,971 Well I need it 565 00:37:40,972 --> 00:37:41,805 for my work. 566 00:37:41,806 --> 00:37:43,308 I hate it! 567 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,560 Hey bimbo, this thing is a rip-off! 568 00:37:45,852 --> 00:37:47,979 I can only give you $50 off! 569 00:37:48,271 --> 00:37:49,947 I still hate it! 570 00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:54,903 Now this, is a car! 571 00:37:56,529 --> 00:37:58,114 Why should I believe you? 572 00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,200 Ah, good question sir, you shouldn't believe me, 573 00:38:00,492 --> 00:38:02,410 you should believe instead the name and tradition 574 00:38:02,702 --> 00:38:03,911 of this great mark! 575 00:38:03,912 --> 00:38:05,497 That belief's what faith's all about! 576 00:38:05,789 --> 00:38:08,124 You are a horrid, plastic person. 577 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,668 How much do you want for this pile of metallic? 578 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,923 It's marked down, $29,999.99, 579 00:38:15,215 --> 00:38:17,383 but uh... - I knew it would be cheap. 580 00:38:17,675 --> 00:38:19,092 I'd like to take it for a spin. 581 00:38:19,093 --> 00:38:19,968 Why certainly sir, I'd be delighted 582 00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:21,971 to take you any place you'd care to go! 583 00:38:22,263 --> 00:38:24,224 Not with you dimwit, I've got to be alone with this car, 584 00:38:24,516 --> 00:38:27,435 as with a woman, to get the feel of it! 585 00:38:27,727 --> 00:38:29,186 Alone? 586 00:38:29,187 --> 00:38:31,397 Look, you were recommended to me by your podiatrist, 587 00:38:31,689 --> 00:38:32,941 and my cousin Dr. Henry Heckyl. 588 00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:34,651 He's as honest as he is ugly. 589 00:38:36,861 --> 00:38:38,571 Oh, cousin, well sure. 590 00:38:40,865 --> 00:38:44,118 Actually I'm only a figment of Heckyl's imagination. 591 00:38:44,410 --> 00:38:47,330 Well any cousin of Dr. Heckyl's is a cousin of mine. 592 00:38:47,622 --> 00:38:48,956 He's a horny toad, 593 00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:49,998 all he does is think about 594 00:38:49,999 --> 00:38:51,751 picking up women. 595 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:55,380 So long sucker. 596 00:39:05,682 --> 00:39:08,226 All right, all right, all right, this is life! 597 00:39:08,518 --> 00:39:10,311 This is where it all! 598 00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:12,446 Doctor doctor,! 599 00:39:12,939 --> 00:39:14,615 Oh yes! 600 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:16,860 Well my name's, Hype! 601 00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:38,597 ooh fuck! 602 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:00,653 Hi there Miss Coreen. 603 00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:02,864 Or should I call you Coral? 604 00:40:03,156 --> 00:40:04,406 Who are you? - You wouldn't by any 605 00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:05,449 chance be on your way to your appointment 606 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:07,785 with your podiatrist, would you? 607 00:40:08,077 --> 00:40:09,996 If so I shall be pleased to give you a lift! 608 00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:13,124 How would you know that? - Don't you remember me? 609 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:14,751 I followed you to work today. 610 00:40:15,043 --> 00:40:16,711 on the bus. 611 00:40:17,003 --> 00:40:17,836 You managed to give me the slip 612 00:40:17,837 --> 00:40:19,088 before I could catch you, 613 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,382 but you won't get away this time, will you? 614 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,931 Miss uh... 615 00:40:28,932 --> 00:40:30,307 oh Mr. Flynn! - Ah... 616 00:40:30,308 --> 00:40:31,683 I'm sorry! 617 00:40:31,684 --> 00:40:32,936 Are you all right? 618 00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:34,820 You seem frightened. 619 00:40:35,521 --> 00:40:37,239 No, I'm all right. 620 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:38,983 It's nothing. 621 00:40:39,275 --> 00:40:40,568 Who is that man? 622 00:40:41,778 --> 00:40:43,863 I think he's Death. 623 00:40:44,155 --> 00:40:45,907 Death? 624 00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:47,408 He's getting out. 625 00:40:48,826 --> 00:40:50,662 I think you'd better come with me. 626 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:58,962 In fact I think you could do a bit more. 627 00:40:59,253 --> 00:41:00,087 You shouldn't go to 628 00:41:00,088 --> 00:41:03,049 all this trouble. - oh it's no trouble at all. 629 00:41:03,341 --> 00:41:04,549 Matter of fact... - Can it be that he is 630 00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:05,885 handsomer than me? 631 00:41:12,266 --> 00:41:14,268 This can't have happened to me! 632 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,647 I'll kill her! 633 00:41:17,939 --> 00:41:19,649 She's my dream of love! 634 00:41:19,941 --> 00:41:21,192 I'll kill him! 635 00:41:22,986 --> 00:41:24,654 I'm a dreamer myself! 636 00:41:24,946 --> 00:41:26,830 I'll kill them together! 637 00:41:28,408 --> 00:41:29,867 we were for each other! 638 00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:31,661 Eh, well then I'll kill myself. 639 00:41:46,342 --> 00:41:50,263 I dropped my bag! 640 00:41:55,518 --> 00:41:57,395 She smiled at me. 641 00:41:57,687 --> 00:42:00,064 She wants to be, with me, 642 00:42:00,356 --> 00:42:02,150 to touch me, and to love me, 643 00:42:03,359 --> 00:42:04,610 but I won't let her love me, 644 00:42:04,902 --> 00:42:07,113 because only Coral's good enough to love me. 645 00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,906 Good enough to be loved, by me. 646 00:42:10,408 --> 00:42:12,744 Oh, but in the meantime I guess I could be 647 00:42:13,036 --> 00:42:14,746 a good sport and let this lady have me. 648 00:42:24,088 --> 00:42:25,465 Hello there. 649 00:42:25,757 --> 00:42:28,551 This your car? - Yes, it's one of them. 650 00:42:28,843 --> 00:42:31,304 I nearly dented your grill with my buttocks, didn't I? 651 00:42:31,596 --> 00:42:34,682 It's lovely, isn't it, nearly as good looking as its driver. 652 00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:38,102 Well that's like comparing emeralds and rubies, isn't it? 653 00:42:38,394 --> 00:42:39,854 I like both kinds. 654 00:42:40,146 --> 00:42:41,522 Would you care for a lift? 655 00:42:41,814 --> 00:42:43,490 My car or yours? 656 00:42:50,740 --> 00:42:52,742 what a quaint place. 657 00:42:53,034 --> 00:42:54,702 A bit too obvious for my taste. 658 00:42:54,994 --> 00:42:57,246 Yes it is, a little bit obvious, isn't it? 659 00:42:57,538 --> 00:42:58,830 But on the other hand you see it's always 660 00:42:58,831 --> 00:43:00,917 lacked a certain, woman's touch. 661 00:43:02,585 --> 00:43:04,337 I see you're classics. 662 00:43:06,923 --> 00:43:09,258 isn't it? 663 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:11,184 Long may it ripple. 664 00:43:11,427 --> 00:43:13,312 Oh, is this it? 665 00:43:13,638 --> 00:43:14,847 Yes this is it. 666 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:37,954 will there be anything special? 667 00:43:39,705 --> 00:43:41,249 I want you to remember 668 00:43:41,541 --> 00:43:44,877 that you're not working now. 669 00:43:45,169 --> 00:43:46,629 You're falling in love, all right? 670 00:43:46,921 --> 00:43:50,133 Gotcha, I only ask 'cause I feel very giving. 671 00:43:50,424 --> 00:43:51,884 I am very touched. 672 00:43:52,885 --> 00:43:55,888 Well perhaps there is something a little special. 673 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,515 Go on, I'm,. 674 00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:01,853 I want you to be, absolutely honest. 675 00:44:03,855 --> 00:44:05,815 I don't think I've ever tried that. 676 00:44:06,107 --> 00:44:07,107 You can do absolutely anything you want to 677 00:44:07,108 --> 00:44:08,860 if you put your mind to it. 678 00:44:09,152 --> 00:44:11,362 It's not your mind that does the love you know, is it? 679 00:44:11,654 --> 00:44:13,072 Well perhaps you're shy? 680 00:44:13,364 --> 00:44:15,700 Yeah, with somebody watching. 681 00:44:15,992 --> 00:44:17,417 Who? 682 00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:21,755 Oh well! 683 00:44:22,081 --> 00:44:23,840 old spot. 684 00:44:24,041 --> 00:44:25,835 This is Spot, say hello, Spot. 685 00:44:28,296 --> 00:44:29,589 Say hello. 686 00:44:29,881 --> 00:44:31,924 Uh, I'm so sorry, 687 00:44:32,216 --> 00:44:34,468 I didn't quite catch your name. 688 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,888 My name's Liza Rowne, 689 00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:38,605 what's yours? 690 00:44:39,515 --> 00:44:41,058 Oh it's Spot, isn't it? 691 00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:44,520 Tell me, who is the most beautiful 692 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,731 person in this room, Liza? 693 00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:49,692 Well it's Spot! 694 00:44:49,984 --> 00:44:52,945 oh, not you stupid, had it been you 695 00:44:53,237 --> 00:44:55,698 I wouldn't have asked you, would I, hmm? 696 00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:57,700 Oh, I see. 697 00:44:57,992 --> 00:44:59,285 Well let me think. 698 00:44:59,577 --> 00:45:02,538 Oh I know, the most beautiful person in this room, 699 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,039 is Spot! - No! 700 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,167 I'm just a rug to be walked on, 701 00:45:06,459 --> 00:45:08,294 Mr. Hyde wants you to tell the truth! 702 00:45:08,586 --> 00:45:10,087 He wants you to tell him that he's the 703 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:12,131 most beautiful person in the room, 704 00:45:12,423 --> 00:45:14,592 if that's the truth, and if it's not the truth, 705 00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,761 then I'm just a, a greasy frog, 706 00:45:17,053 --> 00:45:20,848 a slimy greasy frog with one red eye, and one green eye! 707 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,684 And ears like knuckles, and a nose like an 708 00:45:23,976 --> 00:45:27,313 over-ripe, half-eaten dirty carrot, go on tell me that! 709 00:45:27,605 --> 00:45:29,031 Huh? 710 00:45:30,524 --> 00:45:31,859 What are you thinking? 711 00:45:32,151 --> 00:45:34,028 You're the John, what do you want me to think? 712 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,781 I want you to think what you, really think. 713 00:45:38,491 --> 00:45:40,243 You do think don't you? 714 00:45:42,203 --> 00:45:43,871 Look into these eyes. 715 00:45:46,332 --> 00:45:47,791 My eyes,... 716 00:45:47,792 --> 00:45:48,917 Right. 717 00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:51,963 Are they both, blue, both of them? 718 00:45:53,339 --> 00:45:54,973 Both, beautifully blue, sharp, clear? 719 00:45:59,095 --> 00:46:01,973 Aquamarine, beautiful blue? 720 00:46:02,265 --> 00:46:05,226 oh they are blue and beautiful for a fact. 721 00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:07,937 But it's no good looking too deep, is it? 722 00:46:08,229 --> 00:46:09,522 What do you see? 723 00:46:11,565 --> 00:46:13,401 I said what do you see? 724 00:46:14,568 --> 00:46:17,488 What do you see, in my eyes... 725 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:21,242 Can't quite make it out, it's something... 726 00:46:22,451 --> 00:46:23,661 Something tacky. 727 00:46:40,011 --> 00:46:42,013 what happened? 728 00:46:42,305 --> 00:46:44,724 Oh Hype, don't give a sack of shit. 729 00:46:46,434 --> 00:46:48,269 Hey look at this, what do ya got? 730 00:46:48,561 --> 00:46:49,979 I found 30 cents, we split it! 731 00:46:50,271 --> 00:46:51,939 Of course we split it, we split everything, don't we? 732 00:46:52,231 --> 00:46:53,441 15 for you and 15 for me. 733 00:46:54,442 --> 00:46:56,444 Yeah we split everything but the cigars. 734 00:46:56,736 --> 00:46:58,154 It's 'cause I don't smoke! 735 00:46:58,446 --> 00:47:00,197 Smoke if you like the taste of orange peels, 736 00:47:00,489 --> 00:47:02,249 they're not bad. 737 00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:05,118 Hello Druck, 738 00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:06,495 looking for something? 739 00:47:06,787 --> 00:47:08,247 I don't know. 740 00:47:11,584 --> 00:47:12,417 Am I? 741 00:47:12,418 --> 00:47:13,251 No you're not. 742 00:47:13,252 --> 00:47:16,172 why don't I just puree your thoughts? 743 00:47:18,924 --> 00:47:21,344 In all sincerity, the customer drove out of here 744 00:47:21,635 --> 00:47:24,096 in a near new, two-user, convertible 745 00:47:25,056 --> 00:47:27,516 and has not, I repeat not come back! 746 00:47:27,808 --> 00:47:29,852 Gee we're just real sorry about that sir, 747 00:47:30,144 --> 00:47:32,688 but, testimony of a used car dealer is inadmissible. 748 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,272 Ain't that right Dummy? 749 00:47:34,273 --> 00:47:36,359 Yeah! 750 00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:37,734 officer. 751 00:47:37,735 --> 00:47:39,945 This man obviously can't walk a straight line, 752 00:47:40,237 --> 00:47:41,739 will you arrest him please? 753 00:47:44,075 --> 00:47:45,785 oh, not again! 754 00:47:46,077 --> 00:47:47,453 No more sup-hose! 755 00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:50,373 Mr. Hype's office? - No more Maalox. 756 00:47:51,582 --> 00:47:53,334 And no more. 757 00:47:53,626 --> 00:47:55,544 Good morning to you, Miss Biggybottom! 758 00:47:57,213 --> 00:47:59,006 Oh so elegant! 759 00:47:59,298 --> 00:48:01,509 So slim, so, so delicious. 760 00:48:09,558 --> 00:48:11,060 He knows Beebeebuns. 761 00:48:11,352 --> 00:48:12,895 He knows everyone. 762 00:48:13,187 --> 00:48:15,272 And nobody seems to know him. 763 00:48:16,232 --> 00:48:18,526 Okay, okay, uh, no, put, put the tray 764 00:48:18,818 --> 00:48:20,528 on the top of the trolley, there, and uh, 765 00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:22,196 the orchids, dump those on the top of 766 00:48:22,488 --> 00:48:24,115 that speaker over there. 767 00:48:24,407 --> 00:48:26,200 And uh... - Listen, friend, 768 00:48:26,492 --> 00:48:28,577 I am, uh, uh d-doctor 769 00:48:28,869 --> 00:48:30,246 Hinkle! - too... 770 00:48:30,538 --> 00:48:31,996 Come in I've got some news for you! 771 00:48:31,997 --> 00:48:33,499 Okay, come on flunkies, you can leave it here 772 00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:35,543 I'll arrange it all myself. 773 00:48:35,835 --> 00:48:37,461 You got news for me... - Come on come on come on! 774 00:48:37,753 --> 00:48:39,505 Is it about Heckyl? - oh forget Heckyl! 775 00:48:39,797 --> 00:48:41,172 Now, you remember that blonde you used 776 00:48:41,173 --> 00:48:43,968 to talk to me about? - Eh the blonde, the girl 777 00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:46,512 from Heckyl's dreams? - Right right right! 778 00:48:46,804 --> 00:48:50,099 Now, she is coming here, this afternoon for an appointment. 779 00:48:50,391 --> 00:48:53,227 Dr. Heckyl's dream girl is coming here and you're excited? 780 00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:56,313 Yes of course I'm excited after 13 years, who wouldn't be? 781 00:48:56,605 --> 00:48:59,191 Look, I got, I've got champagne, I've got chocolates, 782 00:48:59,483 --> 00:49:02,695 I've got caviar, I've got balloons, I've got music, 783 00:49:02,987 --> 00:49:04,579 I've got flowers! 784 00:49:05,364 --> 00:49:08,200 The only thing I haven't got is experience. 785 00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:11,036 Tell me Hinkle, you a fairly good looking fellow, 786 00:49:12,037 --> 00:49:16,041 what is a sure fired way of getting into a girl's pants? 787 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,626 Become a presser. 788 00:49:20,796 --> 00:49:23,048 Always the same old Hinkle, eh... 789 00:49:24,758 --> 00:49:26,218 Look, who are you? 790 00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:29,555 Still don't know? - All I know is that 791 00:49:29,847 --> 00:49:32,683 you're planning to seduce Dr. Heckyl's dream girl, 792 00:49:32,975 --> 00:49:34,518 and you don't even tell me how he is sick. 793 00:49:34,810 --> 00:49:38,689 I went to his house today over lunch, and I found bupkis! 794 00:49:38,981 --> 00:49:40,949 Keep away from that house. 795 00:49:42,234 --> 00:49:45,529 what have you done, to me friend Heckyl? 796 00:49:47,031 --> 00:49:48,407 I ate him. 797 00:50:24,777 --> 00:50:27,537 I'm fat! 798 00:50:27,655 --> 00:50:29,198 I'm fat! 799 00:50:30,783 --> 00:50:32,952 oh Henry! 800 00:50:37,498 --> 00:50:41,710 oh well, what the hell. 801 00:50:46,215 --> 00:50:47,640 oh god! 802 00:50:48,133 --> 00:50:51,053 fat, relapse? 803 00:50:51,345 --> 00:50:53,180 Next it will be me! 804 00:50:53,472 --> 00:50:55,516 Oh god I'm not coming back! 805 00:50:56,642 --> 00:50:58,193 No! 806 00:50:59,562 --> 00:51:01,446 No I won't go! 807 00:51:22,918 --> 00:51:25,379 Mr. Hype? 808 00:51:37,433 --> 00:51:39,025 Mr. Hype? 809 00:51:43,856 --> 00:51:45,399 Dr. Heckyl! - Heckyl! 810 00:51:45,691 --> 00:51:46,649 Heykyl! 811 00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:48,026 Uh, hi ya fellas. 812 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:52,698 oh, Miss Coreen's outside! 813 00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:54,115 Where'd you come from? 814 00:51:54,116 --> 00:51:56,410 Oh uh, a vulture brought me. 815 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:58,912 I was in the bathroom. 816 00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:01,081 Uh eh eh where is Mr. Hype? 817 00:52:01,373 --> 00:52:02,206 He's left. 818 00:52:02,207 --> 00:52:03,458 Well he didn't get past me! 819 00:52:03,459 --> 00:52:04,292 Everything gets past you Finebum! 820 00:52:04,293 --> 00:52:05,836 Oh shut up Hoo! 821 00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:09,882 He left from the bathroom. - That's impossible, Heckyl! 822 00:52:10,174 --> 00:52:11,592 The only way out through the bathroom 823 00:52:11,884 --> 00:52:13,343 is through the toilet! 824 00:52:13,344 --> 00:52:14,677 And he said you were deathly ill! 825 00:52:14,678 --> 00:52:15,803 Who? - Your cousin! 826 00:52:15,804 --> 00:52:17,014 Oh he was no cousin of mine. 827 00:52:17,306 --> 00:52:18,515 No cousin? 828 00:52:18,807 --> 00:52:20,017 Were you sick? 829 00:52:20,309 --> 00:52:22,478 Oh Hinkle, was I sick. 830 00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:24,021 Well then, we'd better let you see your 831 00:52:24,313 --> 00:52:27,483 first patient now, but we'll talk on this later! 832 00:52:27,775 --> 00:52:28,941 Right Hoo? - I really, 833 00:52:28,942 --> 00:52:30,151 can't get that involved! 834 00:52:30,152 --> 00:52:31,995 Finebum, send in my next victim! 835 00:52:38,077 --> 00:52:39,369 Hello Dr. Heckyl! 836 00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,664 Lots of excitement around here to- 837 00:52:41,955 --> 00:52:44,875 oh, what have you done to your office? 838 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:47,211 Hmm? - Do you like it? 839 00:52:47,503 --> 00:52:49,129 It's beautiful. 840 00:52:49,421 --> 00:52:50,631 Yes I thought it would uh, 841 00:52:50,923 --> 00:52:53,717 make my patients feel a little more comfortable. 842 00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,387 Aw, I feel very comfortable with you. 843 00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:59,098 Now that the ice so to speak is broken. 844 00:53:00,683 --> 00:53:02,233 Oh. 845 00:53:03,477 --> 00:53:06,188 Would you uh, uh, 846 00:53:07,439 --> 00:53:08,941 would oh would you uh-um, 847 00:53:13,278 --> 00:53:15,205 would you like some caviar? 848 00:53:16,490 --> 00:53:19,326 Would you care for a bonbon? 849 00:53:19,618 --> 00:53:21,453 I was almost assaulted today. 850 00:53:21,745 --> 00:53:24,748 A real creep, I mean a weirdo! 851 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,626 Yeah well I guess it takes all kinds, yes? 852 00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,211 Not this kind. 853 00:53:29,503 --> 00:53:32,506 He followed me on the bus, and he leered. 854 00:53:32,798 --> 00:53:34,091 He grabbed an old lady's seat, 855 00:53:34,383 --> 00:53:36,301 and he even tried to pick me up! 856 00:53:36,593 --> 00:53:38,011 He knew all about me. 857 00:53:38,303 --> 00:53:40,556 I think he was Death, or somebody. 858 00:53:40,848 --> 00:53:42,307 He had these terrible eyes. 859 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:45,102 You know I think he really wanted to kill me! 860 00:53:45,394 --> 00:53:46,728 Oh! 861 00:53:46,729 --> 00:53:48,731 Oh would you, would you like a, a glass of... 862 00:53:52,526 --> 00:53:53,861 Can I tell you something doc? 863 00:53:54,945 --> 00:53:56,237 You're terrific. 864 00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:58,407 Uh was he uh, a really good looking guy? 865 00:53:59,324 --> 00:54:00,951 Who? - The one with the 866 00:54:01,243 --> 00:54:02,076 frightening eyes? 867 00:54:02,077 --> 00:54:04,079 Oh him, who cares? 868 00:54:04,371 --> 00:54:07,833 Oh, but would you like, a chocolate covered cherry? 869 00:54:09,418 --> 00:54:11,135 Oh thanks. 870 00:54:12,838 --> 00:54:15,424 He was physically attractive as far as that goes. 871 00:54:15,716 --> 00:54:17,509 But he acts as if he owned the world. 872 00:54:17,801 --> 00:54:19,720 Beautiful people are always forgiven, 873 00:54:20,012 --> 00:54:21,972 always given everything. 874 00:54:22,264 --> 00:54:24,224 You're a beautiful person, you should know that. 875 00:54:24,516 --> 00:54:27,186 Can I tell you a secret doc? 876 00:54:27,478 --> 00:54:29,112 Beauty's boring. 877 00:54:29,813 --> 00:54:31,023 I mean I'm only skin deep. 878 00:54:32,065 --> 00:54:33,992 You're beautiful inside. 879 00:54:35,694 --> 00:54:38,071 Yeah but for my kind of beauty there's no cure. 880 00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:41,825 Shall I tell you how I got like this? 881 00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:43,619 I'll tell you anyway. 882 00:54:43,911 --> 00:54:46,205 Nobody really knows, all they know is that, 883 00:54:46,497 --> 00:54:48,916 when my mother was carrying me she was sniffing glue. 884 00:54:50,834 --> 00:54:53,128 When she was nursing me she was sniffing glue. 885 00:54:54,171 --> 00:54:56,799 The day I was born she was sniffing glue. 886 00:54:57,090 --> 00:55:00,219 So now every time I have a glass of milk, I taste glue. 887 00:55:01,178 --> 00:55:04,014 Every time I lick a stamp or an envelope, 888 00:55:04,306 --> 00:55:07,351 I'm suddenly back at my mother's bosom. 889 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,729 But who would nurse me now? 890 00:55:13,232 --> 00:55:15,484 I would, if I was a nurse. 891 00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:34,795 Heckyl, you're a sanctimonious schmuck. 892 00:56:25,596 --> 00:56:28,432 You know what you've got to do. 893 00:56:28,724 --> 00:56:30,058 Drop dead. 894 00:56:30,350 --> 00:56:33,937 Now turn around, and go back to Hinkle's office, 895 00:56:34,229 --> 00:56:37,441 and get the paste bottle out of the waste basket. 896 00:56:39,776 --> 00:56:41,069 Not for a million. 897 00:57:34,289 --> 00:57:36,257 Excuse me miss. 898 00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:39,211 Um, but Mr. Hype has asked me to tell you 899 00:57:39,503 --> 00:57:42,130 that while you were expecting him for, 900 00:57:42,422 --> 00:57:43,799 our little meeting now, 901 00:57:44,091 --> 00:57:45,467 he's not going to be able to make it. 902 00:57:45,759 --> 00:57:47,928 Uh, ooh which is probably just as well for you 903 00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:51,139 because otherwise he probably could have murdered you! 904 00:57:51,431 --> 00:57:52,724 He could have murdered you! 905 00:57:53,976 --> 00:57:55,644 I could have taken her to a movie, 906 00:57:56,853 --> 00:57:58,821 to a Chinese restaurant, 907 00:57:59,272 --> 00:58:01,149 to a waterbed motel. 908 00:58:05,904 --> 00:58:07,990 The one thing that can get me there, 909 00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:10,951 is in Hinkle's waste basket. 910 00:58:11,243 --> 00:58:13,169 Get it now, now! 911 00:58:21,169 --> 00:58:22,921 where's the paste? 912 00:58:23,213 --> 00:58:24,639 Oh... 913 00:58:25,090 --> 00:58:26,974 No paste here. 914 00:58:27,134 --> 00:58:28,851 Oh oh, oh... 915 00:58:29,594 --> 00:58:31,145 oh, oh... 916 00:58:33,890 --> 00:58:35,142 Don't be a fool! 917 00:58:35,434 --> 00:58:36,685 Where's the paste? 918 00:58:54,911 --> 00:58:57,831 I'll never find it. 919 00:58:58,123 --> 00:58:59,416 Dig deeper, creep! 920 00:59:03,837 --> 00:59:05,088 I can't find it! 921 00:59:06,381 --> 00:59:08,800 Into the bin, goblin, find that paste or I'll 922 00:59:09,092 --> 00:59:10,927 twist your precious little neck 923 00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:14,014 till the skull pops out of the skin! 924 00:59:26,193 --> 00:59:29,237 I'll bet I find a really good hat this time! 925 00:59:29,529 --> 00:59:31,698 Oh jeez some people got no respect for garbage! 926 00:59:31,990 --> 00:59:34,993 And the boss don't want no more bodies out at the dump! 927 00:59:35,285 --> 00:59:37,329 Why should he care, it's all garbage, ain't it? 928 00:59:38,455 --> 00:59:40,749 That just shows you don't know shit from garbage. 929 00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:43,251 Garbage stinks, feet stink. 930 00:59:46,546 --> 00:59:48,347 I found it! 931 00:59:53,637 --> 00:59:54,470 what'd you see? 932 00:59:54,471 --> 00:59:55,763 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 933 00:59:55,764 --> 00:59:57,140 Try me, like hell I will. 934 00:59:58,350 --> 00:59:59,725 Sergeant Fleacollar? 935 00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:00,893 Hello! - I want to report 936 01:00:00,894 --> 01:00:02,353 a monster in my garbage! 937 01:00:02,354 --> 01:00:03,270 How soon can you get here? 938 01:00:03,271 --> 01:00:04,856 Right away! - Good! 939 01:00:05,148 --> 01:00:06,440 A monster? 940 01:00:06,441 --> 01:00:07,859 You saw the monster? 941 01:00:08,151 --> 01:00:08,984 I said you wouldn't 942 01:00:08,985 --> 01:00:11,196 believe me, and you're right I don't, it's crazy! 943 01:00:11,488 --> 01:00:13,372 Hi guys, what took you so long? 944 01:00:17,661 --> 01:00:18,619 what's this about a monster? 945 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:20,163 As monster's go, this one is a 946 01:00:20,455 --> 01:00:22,666 particularly unappealing, bile-green. 947 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:25,001 When I spotted him, he was ingesting a half-eaten carrot. 948 01:00:25,293 --> 01:00:26,753 My carrot I might add! 949 01:00:27,045 --> 01:00:28,880 If you move sharp you can still catch him, right here! 950 01:00:29,172 --> 01:00:30,598 In the garbage! 951 01:00:31,007 --> 01:00:32,850 In the garbage! 952 01:00:37,848 --> 01:00:39,056 No monster! 953 01:00:39,057 --> 01:00:40,483 No monster. 954 01:00:41,184 --> 01:00:42,902 There he is! 955 01:00:43,395 --> 01:00:44,603 And he's stealing my garbage! 956 01:00:44,604 --> 01:00:45,897 Get the monster! 957 01:00:50,986 --> 01:00:53,196 This is officer Gurnisht Hilfn, 958 01:00:53,488 --> 01:00:58,285 there's a, bile-green garbage eating monster on the loose. 959 01:01:00,203 --> 01:01:02,956 Repeat, monster on the loose! 960 01:01:44,915 --> 01:01:48,376 oh, aw,, mmm... 961 01:01:50,670 --> 01:01:52,471 Uh, uh, uh... 962 01:01:57,344 --> 01:02:00,722 Better, stay there, stay there, don't move! 963 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,232 Stay right there! 964 01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:11,900 Don't worry, I wouldn't hurt a fly! 965 01:02:13,151 --> 01:02:16,404 Uh don't uh call uh, uh, uh, the police! 966 01:02:16,696 --> 01:02:19,199 Ah, oh, oh... 967 01:02:19,491 --> 01:02:22,869 Ah, oh,... 968 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,834 what the hell do you think you're doing with that man? 969 01:02:30,877 --> 01:02:32,837 Why that's inhuman! 970 01:02:33,129 --> 01:02:34,673 Eh,, 971 01:02:34,965 --> 01:02:36,841 may I ask you just one question? 972 01:02:37,133 --> 01:02:39,052 Yes my poor mistreated man, 973 01:02:39,344 --> 01:02:41,096 go ahead and ask me your question. 974 01:02:41,388 --> 01:02:43,556 What kind of car are you now driving? 975 01:02:43,848 --> 01:02:45,141 My mistake. - I'm with you! 976 01:02:46,351 --> 01:02:47,476 Whack him! 977 01:02:47,477 --> 01:02:49,320 ow! 978 01:02:54,484 --> 01:02:56,736 Ah! 979 01:02:57,028 --> 01:03:00,323 Hello? 980 01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:02,041 Hello? 981 01:03:02,158 --> 01:03:04,369 Eh this, San Texaco Police, 982 01:03:04,661 --> 01:03:06,329 this is Sergeant Fleacollar speaking. 983 01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:10,500 Allo, this is Pizelle Puree, do you remember me? 984 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:12,627 You don't think that I remember every broad that I- 985 01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:14,129 Forget the cracks eh? 986 01:03:14,421 --> 01:03:18,091 I want to report a monster from out of in space. 987 01:03:18,383 --> 01:03:20,385 A monster? 988 01:03:20,677 --> 01:03:22,304 Are you uh, bragging or complaining? 989 01:03:22,595 --> 01:03:26,391 Don't laugh at me copper, it just came out of my closet. 990 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:28,526 I'll take it. - Huh? 991 01:03:29,227 --> 01:03:30,394 This is Lieutenant Druck. 992 01:03:30,395 --> 01:03:33,189 He came down on top of my bed next to my body, 993 01:03:33,481 --> 01:03:34,774 can you imagine? 994 01:03:35,066 --> 01:03:36,568 Did he have one red eye, one green eye, 995 01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:38,611 hair like it was taken off of a Halloween mask 996 01:03:38,903 --> 01:03:40,488 and a nose like a half-eaten carrot? 997 01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:43,700 Yes, he is now under my bed, 998 01:03:43,992 --> 01:03:46,369 making disgusting noises. 999 01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:49,456 That's no monster, that's my podiatrist. 1000 01:03:49,748 --> 01:03:51,875 Don't let me in into your habit mister, 1001 01:03:52,167 --> 01:03:54,419 I am trapped in my water closet. 1002 01:03:54,711 --> 01:03:56,046 Just hang loose lady, huh? 1003 01:03:56,338 --> 01:03:59,132 He wouldn't hurt a fly, we'll be there in a couple of hours. 1004 01:04:01,384 --> 01:04:02,760 Silly bastard. 1005 01:04:02,761 --> 01:04:04,304 He didn't even get my address. 1006 01:04:18,276 --> 01:04:20,161 It's all right madam, 1007 01:04:20,779 --> 01:04:22,580 I'm beautiful again. 1008 01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:26,492 Who are you? 1009 01:04:26,493 --> 01:04:28,244 How did you get in? 1010 01:04:28,536 --> 01:04:30,379 And where is the monster? 1011 01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:35,251 How many questions am I supposed to answer, hmm? 1012 01:04:37,337 --> 01:04:39,047 The last time I saw the monster, 1013 01:04:39,339 --> 01:04:41,216 he was flying across the moon. 1014 01:04:42,717 --> 01:04:44,344 Why don't we talk about ourselves? 1015 01:04:46,346 --> 01:04:47,763 Us? 1016 01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:51,559 You mean, this nightmare might become a romance? 1017 01:04:51,851 --> 01:04:54,145 Are you trying to make me crazy in my head? 1018 01:04:55,438 --> 01:04:58,983 You, are beautiful. 1019 01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:01,820 I'm at home, in my bedroom, 1020 01:05:02,112 --> 01:05:03,738 you are a total stranger, 1021 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:05,698 and the police is on its way. 1022 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,952 That will take three hours. 1023 01:05:10,203 --> 01:05:11,538 You are gorgeous. 1024 01:05:12,997 --> 01:05:15,125 Uh, but I don't know you. 1025 01:05:16,084 --> 01:05:17,669 Where do you come from? 1026 01:05:17,961 --> 01:05:20,004 Oh, I madam, am a doctor. 1027 01:05:22,549 --> 01:05:24,183 Dr. Heckyl. 1028 01:05:24,342 --> 01:05:26,511 People like me, I can't tell why 1029 01:05:26,803 --> 01:05:29,722 because I'm as ugly, as a blind horse. 1030 01:05:31,349 --> 01:05:33,852 Hmm, you may be dangerous, 1031 01:05:34,144 --> 01:05:36,354 but you're not so ugly honey! 1032 01:05:45,989 --> 01:05:49,659 That's the first time I've ever kissed a girl. 1033 01:05:49,951 --> 01:05:52,912 I bet you say that to all the girls. 1034 01:05:54,706 --> 01:05:57,375 No, girls are frightened of me. 1035 01:05:58,751 --> 01:06:00,503 They run away from me. 1036 01:06:03,131 --> 01:06:05,049 Well, I'm not running. 1037 01:06:07,343 --> 01:06:08,803 No. 1038 01:06:09,095 --> 01:06:12,390 But you trod on my new foot, and you know, 1039 01:06:13,433 --> 01:06:15,894 as for all those other girls, they, 1040 01:06:18,021 --> 01:06:20,773 they see something tacky in my eyes. 1041 01:06:22,734 --> 01:06:25,153 Let me see! 1042 01:06:33,745 --> 01:06:36,164 What, kind of a thing are you? 1043 01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:40,134 Thing? 1044 01:06:41,002 --> 01:06:42,295 Thing? 1045 01:06:42,587 --> 01:06:44,547 What kind of a thing am I? 1046 01:06:47,509 --> 01:06:49,469 Now look at this nose, look at these dimples! 1047 01:06:49,761 --> 01:06:51,346 But I! 1048 01:06:51,638 --> 01:06:52,763 How can you say that? 1049 01:06:52,764 --> 01:06:54,014 Let me show you my 1050 01:06:54,015 --> 01:06:54,848 body! 1051 01:06:54,849 --> 01:06:55,682 No! 1052 01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:57,192 No, oh, no! 1053 01:06:58,811 --> 01:07:00,270 Let me go! 1054 01:07:00,271 --> 01:07:01,647 You ask the mirror on the wall, 1055 01:07:01,648 --> 01:07:03,024 who is the grooviest of them all? 1056 01:07:03,316 --> 01:07:04,943 Please let me go! 1057 01:07:05,235 --> 01:07:06,611 You come to bed with me, 1058 01:07:06,903 --> 01:07:08,488 and you show me what I have been missing 1059 01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:10,406 in bed for the last years! 1060 01:07:10,698 --> 01:07:13,076 oh, all right, okay! 1061 01:07:16,162 --> 01:07:17,588 Liar! 1062 01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:26,047 Any woman who really appreciates my attractiveness, 1063 01:07:26,339 --> 01:07:28,007 that woman will live. 1064 01:07:47,652 --> 01:07:48,860 For god's sake Hype, 1065 01:07:48,861 --> 01:07:53,116 stay away from Coral! 1066 01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:45,376 You may call me Harry. 1067 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,337 If I may call you Coral. 1068 01:08:47,629 --> 01:08:49,255 You can call me anytime you want. 1069 01:08:50,673 --> 01:08:52,300 Gabreel's file, my dear. 1070 01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:57,639 Proceed. 1071 01:08:57,930 --> 01:09:00,808 so dry. 1072 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,727 I'll fetch a fresh champagne. 1073 01:09:04,604 --> 01:09:06,814 oh don't turn on the lights! 1074 01:09:11,486 --> 01:09:13,655 ♪ If I could be, whatever I wanted to be ♪ 1075 01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:16,449 ♪ I think I'd like to be a tree ♪ 1076 01:09:16,741 --> 01:09:18,868 ♪ If I could be, whatever I wanted to be ♪ 1077 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,745 ♪ I think I ♪ 1078 01:09:22,538 --> 01:09:23,830 ooh uh! 1079 01:09:23,831 --> 01:09:28,628 Hmm. 1080 01:09:45,770 --> 01:09:48,356 You, and the night, and champagne. 1081 01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:54,904 To hell with the champagne, I'll take you. 1082 01:09:58,616 --> 01:10:00,284 oh, Herringbone! 1083 01:10:04,038 --> 01:10:05,839 oh you mad... 1084 01:10:06,499 --> 01:10:07,875 Herringbone? 1085 01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:09,543 Herringbone? 1086 01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:12,463 Herringbone Flynn, I'm sick of Herringbone Flynn! 1087 01:10:12,755 --> 01:10:14,674 Herringbone Flynn isn't in! 1088 01:10:15,717 --> 01:10:17,593 Who is it? - who is this? 1089 01:10:19,178 --> 01:10:20,471 Who am I? 1090 01:10:20,763 --> 01:10:24,100 I'm Mr. Hype, your doctor and friend and now, 1091 01:10:24,392 --> 01:10:25,977 your lover! - Hmm... 1092 01:10:26,269 --> 01:10:27,519 No! 1093 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,946 No, oh! 1094 01:10:31,441 --> 01:10:32,482 Dr. Heckyl! 1095 01:10:32,483 --> 01:10:34,110 Miss Coreen! 1096 01:10:34,402 --> 01:10:35,695 Oh I can explain everything! 1097 01:10:35,987 --> 01:10:37,530 Well explain it to the police. 1098 01:10:37,822 --> 01:10:39,115 They'll be here any minute. 1099 01:10:40,491 --> 01:10:43,161 Dr. Heckyl, what are you doing in my arms? 1100 01:10:43,453 --> 01:10:45,705 You're supposed to be looking after my feet. 1101 01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:48,374 Might as well get another bottle of champagne! 1102 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:51,585 Aren't you afraid of me? 1103 01:10:51,586 --> 01:10:53,921 Why, do you want me to be afraid of you? 1104 01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:57,759 Oh no no no no! 1105 01:10:58,801 --> 01:11:00,511 Well doc, we're gonna have to start 1106 01:11:00,803 --> 01:11:02,263 calling you Speedy Gonzales! 1107 01:11:02,555 --> 01:11:03,848 Speedy Gonzales! - There is a 1108 01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:05,391 simple explanation! - Simple? 1109 01:11:05,683 --> 01:11:07,643 Oh it was simple, he hit me over the head 1110 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:10,354 with a flower pot and then, made love to my, 1111 01:11:10,646 --> 01:11:12,940 faithful employee. - Book him for insinuation 1112 01:11:13,232 --> 01:11:15,610 of affection, assault with a flower pot, 1113 01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,572 and murder. - Murder? 1114 01:11:19,864 --> 01:11:20,781 Murder! 1115 01:11:20,782 --> 01:11:22,450 You may look like a monster Henry, 1116 01:11:22,742 --> 01:11:24,452 but you make love like a man. 1117 01:11:24,744 --> 01:11:27,288 Oh gee thanks. - Take him, take him away! 1118 01:11:28,206 --> 01:11:30,750 Oh,, oh, shit! 1119 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:34,587 You got the wrong guy, it's a, it's a, it's a bum rap! 1120 01:11:34,879 --> 01:11:36,297 oh! 1121 01:11:36,589 --> 01:11:38,841 You did say first degree? 1122 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,343 we got him cold, the evidence and 1123 01:11:40,635 --> 01:11:42,470 the witnesses are right over there! 1124 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:50,645 But can I make a phone call please? 1125 01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,205 Thanks. 1126 01:12:02,532 --> 01:12:04,249 Uh, hello? 1127 01:12:04,909 --> 01:12:08,746 Uh, what do you mean it's a long story? 1128 01:12:09,789 --> 01:12:11,332 I've only got one dime. 1129 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,460 Would you come and bail me out of here? 1130 01:12:14,752 --> 01:12:15,962 I haven't got any money. 1131 01:12:16,254 --> 01:12:19,465 Get the money from Hoo, Hoo's got money. 1132 01:12:19,757 --> 01:12:22,093 Uh and then, and then come and get me out of here would you? 1133 01:12:22,385 --> 01:12:24,136 Look, boychick, I haven't got a car. 1134 01:12:24,428 --> 01:12:25,930 And even if I did have a car I couldn't drive it 1135 01:12:26,222 --> 01:12:28,349 because I can't drive! 1136 01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:31,269 Besides, all my patients are going fat and skinny 1137 01:12:31,561 --> 01:12:33,062 and skinny and fat, then fat and skinny, 1138 01:12:33,354 --> 01:12:35,857 I'm surrounded by embarrassments. 1139 01:12:38,818 --> 01:12:41,445 You get the car from Hoo, Hoo's got a car and, 1140 01:12:41,737 --> 01:12:43,281 make him drive you down here. 1141 01:12:44,532 --> 01:12:47,743 Uh and please come and, come and bail me out of here! 1142 01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:49,662 I'll think about it. 1143 01:12:49,954 --> 01:12:51,204 Goodbye. 1144 01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:52,790 Who is that? 1145 01:12:53,082 --> 01:12:57,879 What do you care? 1146 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,695 Hiya! 1147 01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,862 I'm Bad William! 1148 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:08,824 You free to stay, as long as you don't step on my shadow, 1149 01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:12,995 which is bigger, than you! 1150 01:14:14,205 --> 01:14:18,626 You sure is one ugly little mother, isn't you? 1151 01:14:18,918 --> 01:14:21,420 If you's a bug I'd step on you, 1152 01:14:21,712 --> 01:14:24,465 but I'd be afraid what might come out,! 1153 01:14:26,634 --> 01:14:28,970 All right, I have some money, 1154 01:14:29,261 --> 01:14:30,471 this is my mad money. 1155 01:14:30,763 --> 01:14:32,139 This certainly is mad! 1156 01:14:32,431 --> 01:14:36,477 All right kids, there'll be no more volunteer inmates! 1157 01:14:36,769 --> 01:14:39,981 Hey excuse me Commandant, we are here to bail out 1158 01:14:40,272 --> 01:14:43,192 a particular Dr. Heckyl, our partner. 1159 01:14:44,443 --> 01:14:47,405 You couldn't bail him out with a stomach pump! 1160 01:14:47,697 --> 01:14:50,658 You don't just bail somebody out for murder! 1161 01:14:50,950 --> 01:14:53,494 He didn't say anything about murder. 1162 01:14:56,372 --> 01:14:57,915 Anybody step or fall 1163 01:14:58,207 --> 01:15:01,836 on my shadow is a dead mother, that's for sure! 1164 01:15:09,301 --> 01:15:11,804 Hey bro, can you teach me how to do that? 1165 01:15:12,763 --> 01:15:14,648 My pleasure. 1166 01:15:26,444 --> 01:15:28,362 Listen Lieutenant we all know that Heckyl 1167 01:15:28,654 --> 01:15:31,323 couldn't even murder his own worst enemy! 1168 01:15:31,615 --> 01:15:32,950 Gimme his name and address. 1169 01:15:33,242 --> 01:15:34,701 Who, Heckyl's? 1170 01:15:34,702 --> 01:15:36,119 His worst enemy. 1171 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:37,830 This is ridiculous, 1172 01:15:38,122 --> 01:15:39,582 let's just talk to him and get to the bottom of 1173 01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:41,792 all this fiddle-faddle. - why not? 1174 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,293 Maybe you're right I'll go get him. 1175 01:15:43,294 --> 01:15:44,628 But he's not going anywhere! 1176 01:15:47,965 --> 01:15:49,683 Ah! 1177 01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:54,096 Iranian asshole! 1178 01:16:00,436 --> 01:16:02,772 Hype, where's Dr. Heckyl? 1179 01:16:03,064 --> 01:16:04,690 He hit me on the head and took my place. 1180 01:16:04,982 --> 01:16:06,399 What were you doing in there? 1181 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,776 I was minding my own business. 1182 01:16:07,777 --> 01:16:10,112 Just what is your business, mister? 1183 01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:11,655 I dabble in podiatry. 1184 01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:14,033 I would be a bit surprised. 1185 01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:15,826 Look Lieutenant are you charging me with anything? 1186 01:16:16,118 --> 01:16:18,329 No you sneaky bastard. 1187 01:16:18,621 --> 01:16:19,830 Get him out of here! 1188 01:16:20,122 --> 01:16:21,499 If you insist! 1189 01:16:21,791 --> 01:16:24,919 Ready, aim, fire! 1190 01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:44,029 Hot, damn! 1191 01:16:47,233 --> 01:16:48,783 It's me! 1192 01:17:03,415 --> 01:17:05,376 My dear Hinkle, since you 1193 01:17:05,668 --> 01:17:07,670 came here to pick up Heckyl and you found Hype, 1194 01:17:07,962 --> 01:17:10,506 does that lead you to any deep, significant conclusions? 1195 01:17:10,798 --> 01:17:12,216 You would like, maybe a lift sir? 1196 01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:16,512 Yeah, providing you can drop me at Coral's, certainly. 1197 01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:45,082 Now listen Hype, I know you were Dr. Heckyl once, 1198 01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:47,418 and for all I know you might be Dr. Heckyl again, 1199 01:17:47,710 --> 01:17:49,003 but what I want to know is how did you do it? 1200 01:17:49,295 --> 01:17:52,256 Why don't you shut up Hinkle, you fat old fool? 1201 01:17:52,548 --> 01:17:53,883 I don't think you know what you've discovered 1202 01:17:54,175 --> 01:17:57,052 but you could be the greatest doctor of all time. 1203 01:17:57,344 --> 01:17:58,770 Well I uh... 1204 01:17:59,221 --> 01:18:00,597 what? - You know that 1205 01:18:00,598 --> 01:18:02,015 wild protein of yours? 1206 01:18:02,016 --> 01:18:03,349 Yeah. 1207 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:05,728 When it attaches itself to everybodys' cell, 1208 01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:07,563 it removes all offending attributes. 1209 01:18:07,855 --> 01:18:09,148 Meaning, fat. 1210 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,108 Meaning, whatever your subconscious wants 1211 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,818 to tell you it means. 1212 01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:16,155 It leaves only what the patient sees as perfection, 1213 01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:18,657 his own perfection. 1214 01:18:18,949 --> 01:18:23,037 Ah, then you are Dr. Heckyl's idea 1215 01:18:23,329 --> 01:18:24,914 of himself as a good looking fellow. 1216 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:29,793 Exactly. 1217 01:18:33,422 --> 01:18:35,181 No... 1218 01:18:58,739 --> 01:19:01,575 Surround the van and move in when I give the word. 1219 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:04,328 Everything. 1220 01:19:11,585 --> 01:19:13,295 Now I've seen everything. 1221 01:19:15,506 --> 01:19:17,348 You mean this stuff? 1222 01:19:17,633 --> 01:19:20,094 Turns you into that nice looking chap? 1223 01:19:22,263 --> 01:19:23,096 No no no, 1224 01:19:23,097 --> 01:19:24,347 no no no! - No don't do it, don't do 1225 01:19:24,348 --> 01:19:26,600 it, you mustn't do that! 1226 01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:31,772 oh it's too late. 1227 01:19:32,064 --> 01:19:33,899 Is is, too late... 1228 01:19:34,191 --> 01:19:35,608 Too late for what? 1229 01:19:35,609 --> 01:19:36,860 I can't stay and see this happen to you. 1230 01:19:37,152 --> 01:19:38,995 Hmm? - Me too. 1231 01:19:48,789 --> 01:19:49,999 what's the matter? 1232 01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:52,918 Hoo, you are too impulsive! 1233 01:19:53,210 --> 01:19:55,296 That's what's the matter. 1234 01:19:55,587 --> 01:19:58,299 When that diet paste changes you into your favorite image, 1235 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:01,635 it rules that image, with your subconscious, 1236 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:05,431 rebellious, infantile, mirror mentality. 1237 01:20:05,723 --> 01:20:07,016 Alter ego. 1238 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:08,934 Well it turns your head inside out. 1239 01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:12,271 It fulfills all your dreams and turns you 1240 01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:16,191 into the kind of person, you've always hated most of all, 1241 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:19,528 whose powers you've, secretly coveted. 1242 01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:23,490 The monster I became has, has no compassion. 1243 01:20:27,411 --> 01:20:28,954 Take him. - Take him. 1244 01:20:30,581 --> 01:20:34,043 He will kill, anybody who doesn't fall in love with him. 1245 01:20:34,335 --> 01:20:37,713 Well, eventually we could fix that, uh, but now eh... 1246 01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:39,464 what the- 1247 01:20:39,465 --> 01:20:43,635 Rar! 1248 01:22:08,387 --> 01:22:10,139 Miss Finebum! 1249 01:22:10,431 --> 01:22:12,273 Miss Finebum! 1250 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,103 It is Miss Finebum. 1251 01:22:20,357 --> 01:22:24,027 well, not exactly. 1252 01:22:25,404 --> 01:22:29,032 But who are we to split hairs? 1253 01:22:29,324 --> 01:22:31,326 Oh! 1254 01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:33,579 Oh! 1255 01:22:33,871 --> 01:22:37,499 Love it, love! 1256 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:39,543 How did you know? 1257 01:22:39,835 --> 01:22:41,336 When I didn't? 1258 01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:43,263 Oh... 1259 01:22:50,220 --> 01:22:51,179 oh, oh no, 1260 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:52,681 Give me the paste! - oh, oh no, it's mine! 1261 01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:54,056 Give it to me! - I created it! 1262 01:22:54,057 --> 01:22:57,978 No, no, not, not, not for a million! 1263 01:22:58,270 --> 01:22:59,103 That's evidence, arrest - No! 1264 01:22:59,104 --> 01:22:59,937 That man! - No! 1265 01:22:59,938 --> 01:23:02,191 Let go of my arm, Druck, he stole the paste already! 1266 01:23:02,483 --> 01:23:03,950 Heckyl, quit! 1267 01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,487 It's gotta be, destroyed! 1268 01:23:12,534 --> 01:23:14,377 Uh, my paste! 1269 01:23:16,079 --> 01:23:19,750 I've got to get my paste, he threw it in that big bird cage! 1270 01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:27,341 well go get him! 1271 01:23:27,633 --> 01:23:29,600 well go get him! 1272 01:23:32,804 --> 01:23:36,475 oh my, my future my, my fortune! 1273 01:23:36,767 --> 01:23:38,602 My life! - Aha! 1274 01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:42,981 Breaking in are we? - oh no don't shoot Captain, 1275 01:23:43,273 --> 01:23:45,734 I was just trying to go inside to recover the evidence. 1276 01:23:47,945 --> 01:23:49,530 Got get 'em, tiger! - oh, thanks. 1277 01:23:55,661 --> 01:23:57,253 Uh-ah... - No! 1278 01:23:58,288 --> 01:23:59,498 Be a nice pussy cat! 1279 01:24:01,959 --> 01:24:03,669 Ah,, oh wait a minute! 1280 01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:09,591 No, please,, please, oh, dear, ah! 1281 01:24:09,883 --> 01:24:10,925 No,... 1282 01:24:10,926 --> 01:24:12,636 He got away! - what? 1283 01:24:12,928 --> 01:24:14,095 He got away! - who? 1284 01:24:14,096 --> 01:24:15,304 Shut up! 1285 01:24:15,305 --> 01:24:17,641 what? 1286 01:24:24,356 --> 01:24:25,566 I found it! 1287 01:24:25,857 --> 01:24:28,652 I, I fff, I found it, found it! 1288 01:24:28,944 --> 01:24:30,411 Yeah it's gone. 1289 01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:35,909 Ah, ah! 1290 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,591 I'll take that. 1291 01:24:46,169 --> 01:24:47,128 That. 1292 01:24:47,129 --> 01:24:49,798 Finebum! - Right here Mr. Hype! 1293 01:24:50,090 --> 01:24:51,933 Get the guns! 1294 01:24:59,057 --> 01:25:00,809 Chain them up! 1295 01:25:01,101 --> 01:25:02,351 I'm with you! 1296 01:25:02,352 --> 01:25:04,980 I know, and I'm with you. 1297 01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:06,857 Because I'm perfect? 1298 01:25:07,149 --> 01:25:09,026 The ultimate seductress? 1299 01:25:09,318 --> 01:25:11,244 Because we are as one, 1300 01:25:11,820 --> 01:25:13,322 invincible! 1301 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,749 Invincible! 1302 01:25:17,492 --> 01:25:20,078 Let's face it, we're probably immortal! 1303 01:25:20,370 --> 01:25:22,706 Why don't you shoot each other and find out? 1304 01:25:29,755 --> 01:25:31,965 You get in my way again, smoothbrain, 1305 01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:34,092 and you'll wish your mother had strangled you at birth! 1306 01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:35,810 She tried! 1307 01:25:40,641 --> 01:25:41,850 You are brilliant! 1308 01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:43,601 Let's take a police car! 1309 01:25:43,602 --> 01:25:47,648 Oh! 1310 01:25:47,939 --> 01:25:51,234 I want to drive! 1311 01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:55,113 Try one on for size! 1312 01:25:55,405 --> 01:25:57,866 Hats always fit, my dear! 1313 01:25:59,534 --> 01:26:00,911 I'll terminate that bastard! 1314 01:26:05,082 --> 01:26:06,549 Tonight! 1315 01:26:12,422 --> 01:26:14,056 Follow me. 1316 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,011 Follow me! 1317 01:26:25,394 --> 01:26:26,944 what do you think? 1318 01:26:28,897 --> 01:26:30,982 I think you're a good looking hunk of man. 1319 01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:35,028 And I think you're a delicious tomato. 1320 01:26:36,113 --> 01:26:40,659 You're fantastically handsome! 1321 01:26:40,951 --> 01:26:42,376 Hmm... 1322 01:26:42,953 --> 01:26:45,414 You are the most beautiful woman in the world. 1323 01:26:47,207 --> 01:26:49,126 You, are a Greek, god! 1324 01:26:52,379 --> 01:26:54,464 You're Helen of Troy! 1325 01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:57,551 Park here! 1326 01:27:05,726 --> 01:27:07,310 That was the first time 1327 01:27:07,602 --> 01:27:09,028 for me. 1328 01:27:09,813 --> 01:27:13,817 I think that was the first time for anyone. 1329 01:27:14,109 --> 01:27:15,902 Do you want to go again? 1330 01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:19,322 Do you think you can? 1331 01:27:20,907 --> 01:27:22,492 Oh you are cute. 1332 01:27:24,161 --> 01:27:25,787 oh, you are, nice... 1333 01:27:30,041 --> 01:27:32,002 You are adorable... 1334 01:27:32,294 --> 01:27:36,298 You are,, irresistible! 1335 01:27:49,519 --> 01:27:51,688 All right, move it! - Yeah, yeah. 1336 01:27:51,980 --> 01:27:53,815 Surround Unit one! - okay! 1337 01:27:54,107 --> 01:27:55,533 Move it! 1338 01:27:57,194 --> 01:27:58,612 Surround Unit one! 1339 01:28:16,505 --> 01:28:18,215 Go on, you big stiff! 1340 01:28:33,230 --> 01:28:36,107 wha, ah! 1341 01:28:36,399 --> 01:28:37,992 Heckyl, you! 1342 01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:40,737 Ach! 1343 01:28:41,029 --> 01:28:42,489 I'm kissing, Heckyl! 1344 01:28:43,865 --> 01:28:47,369 You changed back, you're Dr. Heckyl! 1345 01:28:47,661 --> 01:28:49,788 And I again must be, Dr. Hoo! 1346 01:29:17,816 --> 01:29:18,649 Look! 1347 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:23,446 Ee-yew! 1348 01:29:25,782 --> 01:29:28,201 Uh-huh, tickled to death. 1349 01:29:58,648 --> 01:30:00,817 Here it's, you she wants. 1350 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:17,374 who is it? 1351 01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:22,172 It's only me, Dr. Heckyl. 1352 01:30:27,302 --> 01:30:28,720 oh, doctor! 1353 01:30:29,012 --> 01:30:33,141 I thought you were that horrible Mr. Hype! 1354 01:30:33,433 --> 01:30:35,852 For a second I was. - oh... 1355 01:30:36,144 --> 01:30:37,979 I didn't know you were a policeman. 1356 01:30:38,271 --> 01:30:39,773 Oh I'm, I'm not. 1357 01:30:40,065 --> 01:30:41,490 Oh... 1358 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:50,158 Did anyone ever tell you, you have terrific eyes? 1359 01:30:52,077 --> 01:30:53,627 No... 1360 01:30:53,870 --> 01:30:57,499 That's because nobody's ever really looked in 'em. 1361 01:30:57,791 --> 01:30:59,626 Somebody once told me though, 1362 01:30:59,918 --> 01:31:01,878 that there was something tacky behind them. 1363 01:31:02,170 --> 01:31:04,297 No, no. 1364 01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:08,009 Something, hometown, laid back, 1365 01:31:09,302 --> 01:31:12,013 a, good time Mr. Mellow in there. 1366 01:31:12,305 --> 01:31:13,555 Oh you don't have the light on me, 1367 01:31:13,556 --> 01:31:15,058 it doesn't kid me. 1368 01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:17,602 I know I'm a hideous monster and a fool in love. 1369 01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:20,814 But you know, I used to sit at the bus stop 1370 01:31:21,106 --> 01:31:22,732 just to see you climb on the bus. 1371 01:31:23,024 --> 01:31:25,402 It was love at first sight. 1372 01:31:25,694 --> 01:31:28,989 And I've come here to say goodbye before I give myself up. 1373 01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:30,490 Don't give yourself up! 1374 01:31:30,782 --> 01:31:32,575 Stay with me, I'll hide you! 1375 01:31:33,576 --> 01:31:35,078 I mean I'm a liberated person Henry, 1376 01:31:35,370 --> 01:31:37,372 I don't think you're ugly at all! 1377 01:31:38,331 --> 01:31:41,918 When I look in your eyes I see that big, beautiful heart. 1378 01:31:42,210 --> 01:31:45,005 Oh, it's not me you see, 1379 01:31:45,296 --> 01:31:48,008 it's the other guy the other evil, good looking guy! 1380 01:31:48,299 --> 01:31:50,343 The guy that tried to pick you up from a stolen car and, 1381 01:31:50,635 --> 01:31:52,470 and and and took the seat from the 1382 01:31:52,762 --> 01:31:54,848 old lady on the bus and killed two women and, 1383 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:56,850 and made love to you last night, that's, that's what, 1384 01:31:57,142 --> 01:31:58,350 that's what you see. 1385 01:31:58,351 --> 01:32:00,145 Oh stop jabbering and kiss me! 1386 01:32:08,653 --> 01:32:10,196 This is the big, beautiful image you saw 1387 01:32:10,488 --> 01:32:11,698 in the heart of the monster. 1388 01:32:15,243 --> 01:32:16,870 This is too ironic to bear. 1389 01:32:18,163 --> 01:32:21,041 You would love me when I'm a sweating, pimple bush, 1390 01:32:21,332 --> 01:32:23,501 but now my life is complete you will 1391 01:32:23,793 --> 01:32:25,712 cringe and spurn me. 1392 01:32:26,004 --> 01:32:27,296 Don't touch me! 1393 01:32:27,297 --> 01:32:29,007 It's a violation of the truth of nature, 1394 01:32:29,299 --> 01:32:31,926 it's a violation of my own, inner truth. 1395 01:32:32,927 --> 01:32:35,138 You have invalidated yourself. 1396 01:32:35,430 --> 01:32:37,307 You give me one good reason why I should not kill you? 1397 01:32:37,599 --> 01:32:39,517 'Cause you love me! - wrong! 1398 01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:44,397 It's Heckyl that loves you, why not me? 1399 01:32:45,857 --> 01:32:47,984 And being given a free pass we have a whole, 1400 01:32:48,276 --> 01:32:50,820 new world of lust in front of us! 1401 01:32:52,113 --> 01:32:53,782 You didn't mind the last time did you? 1402 01:32:54,074 --> 01:32:55,617 I didn't know you last time! 1403 01:32:55,909 --> 01:32:57,284 You'd rather make love to a stranger 1404 01:32:57,285 --> 01:33:00,455 in the night than, a good looking fellow like me? 1405 01:33:07,337 --> 01:33:09,179 Now you know the truth. 1406 01:33:15,345 --> 01:33:18,431 I'm two monsters for the price of one. 1407 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:21,893 I can't let you love me, 1408 01:33:22,185 --> 01:33:23,560 'cause Mr. Hype's gonna come back and 1409 01:33:23,561 --> 01:33:25,271 this time he's gonna kill you. 1410 01:33:25,563 --> 01:33:28,900 Oh, you lovely man, I understand it now. 1411 01:33:30,652 --> 01:33:32,695 This is the last time we have together. 1412 01:33:32,987 --> 01:33:34,196 Absolutely. 1413 01:33:34,197 --> 01:33:36,658 But you deserve to have your dream come true. 1414 01:33:36,950 --> 01:33:38,827 Oh, you sound just like, 1415 01:33:39,119 --> 01:33:40,620 just like Judy Garland. 1416 01:33:40,912 --> 01:33:43,456 will come true. 1417 01:33:43,748 --> 01:33:46,793 This minute, now, before he comes back. 1418 01:33:54,634 --> 01:33:57,637 oh yes,... 1419 01:34:02,183 --> 01:34:04,936 My god can this be you... 1420 01:34:20,368 --> 01:34:21,827 Now's the time to rid the world 1421 01:34:21,828 --> 01:34:25,415 of the ugliness of Dr. Heckyl, the evil die. 1422 01:34:25,707 --> 01:34:27,834 What about the goodness of Dr. Heckyl? 1423 01:34:28,126 --> 01:34:29,752 And the beauty of Mr. Hype? 1424 01:34:30,044 --> 01:34:31,796 Can't have it both ways. 1425 01:34:38,845 --> 01:34:42,932 oh Henry! 1426 01:34:43,224 --> 01:34:45,143 You can't destroy me! 1427 01:34:45,435 --> 01:34:48,396 You kill me and I'll haunt you, 1428 01:34:48,688 --> 01:34:51,441 I will! 1429 01:34:54,652 --> 01:34:57,864 Don't believe that liar, he's only trying to scare you. 1430 01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,832 Try not to talk! 1431 01:35:00,116 --> 01:35:01,875 Your lips are so dry. 1432 01:35:02,076 --> 01:35:03,794 What's this? 1433 01:35:06,706 --> 01:35:08,291 oh! 1434 01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,379 Farewell my love. 1435 01:35:17,383 --> 01:35:19,594 oh! 1436 01:35:55,672 --> 01:35:58,841 Now we're dead, and I'm still a virgin. 99265