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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,739 (VOICE): Previously on "Crawford": 2 00:00:06,734 --> 00:00:09,733 BOTH: Rockaberry Fruit Drones! 3 00:00:09,725 --> 00:00:12,694 Your cereal is not happening at retail. The product failed. 4 00:00:12,686 --> 00:00:14,785 SHELLERS: Japan is going crazy for this. 5 00:00:14,779 --> 00:00:16,478 This video's going viral. 6 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,743 You've gotta finish that record. 7 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:20,079 - I will. - Wendy, will you... 8 00:00:20,073 --> 00:00:22,802 BRIAN: No! Are you seriously proposing to my sister? 9 00:00:22,795 --> 00:00:24,564 You take my company cars 10 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:27,598 to go and threaten some hillbillies with flare guns, 11 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:30,319 - 'cause that's how I got fired. - I've agreed to pay these men off. 12 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:31,581 (VOICE) Money for camera. 13 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:33,478 It's 60 grand, give him the frickin' camera. 14 00:00:34,738 --> 00:00:37,537 And then. Yes! 15 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,269 You don't get to just walk away like this, Cyn. 16 00:00:39,264 --> 00:00:43,563 - Bryce, I can't go to U2! - No! Get in the car, now! 17 00:00:43,551 --> 00:00:47,360 Blockin' me in, huh? Blockin' me in! (THUD) 18 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:49,679 I can't do this anymore. (RACCOON CHIRPS) 19 00:00:49,672 --> 00:00:51,112 I'll miss you. 20 00:00:53,431 --> 00:00:55,500 There's definitely more than there ever were before, 21 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:58,164 but honestly, I can't explain how they're getting in. 22 00:00:58,156 --> 00:01:01,295 Yes you can explain it, Don, you just won't. 23 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,556 What's that supposed to mean? 24 00:01:03,550 --> 00:01:05,579 You're making it easy for the raccoons to get in 25 00:01:05,574 --> 00:01:08,043 - because you like them. - It's not that simple, Mom. 26 00:01:08,036 --> 00:01:09,675 You could've been doing something constructive 27 00:01:09,671 --> 00:01:11,470 with your time, like workin' on your album, 28 00:01:11,466 --> 00:01:12,995 but something's just stopping you. 29 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,730 No, I've finished all the bed tracks it's... 30 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,795 You know, great art, it takes time, Mom. 31 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,918 Yeah, especially when raccoons are controlling you. 32 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,282 No, raccoons do not control me, I control me. 33 00:01:21,276 --> 00:01:23,075 Then explain this. 34 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:25,209 Come on, I wanna show you something. 35 00:01:25,204 --> 00:01:27,304 (TRUCK RUMBLES UP) 36 00:01:28,065 --> 00:01:30,125 (DOORS SHUT) 37 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,424 Surprise, Spicy! 38 00:01:33,418 --> 00:01:34,647 Hope this isn't a bad time. 39 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:37,054 - No. - You got our message? 40 00:01:37,047 --> 00:01:38,816 You know why we're here? 41 00:01:38,812 --> 00:01:40,771 Yeah, yeah, I do. You're here for more money. 42 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:43,405 But guess what? I'm not paying you a cent more. 43 00:01:43,398 --> 00:01:45,098 (DOOR OPENS) 44 00:01:46,429 --> 00:01:47,629 (LOCK CLICKS) 45 00:01:49,389 --> 00:01:52,018 Let me tell you why we're not gonna pay you any more money. 46 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,680 Please. 47 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:58,046 These two dishonourable men burnt their own truck. 48 00:01:58,831 --> 00:02:00,601 (BUTTON CLICKS) 49 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:07,157 The proof is in the camera itself. Meta-data. 50 00:02:10,106 --> 00:02:12,145 Seriously, are you guys that dumb? 51 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:14,269 - I thought you deleted those? - I deleted it. I deleted it. 52 00:02:14,263 --> 00:02:16,732 That's Photoshop. Those pictures are a year old. 53 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:18,125 Old? 54 00:02:18,121 --> 00:02:19,730 Well, a forensic detective said those pictures 55 00:02:19,727 --> 00:02:21,687 were taken 3 hours after we put the fire out. 56 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:26,653 It's over guys, there's nothing more I can do. 57 00:02:26,645 --> 00:02:28,374 (VOICE) Pay Manny back. 58 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:30,169 Pay him back? The money's gone. 59 00:02:30,165 --> 00:02:32,804 We got these jeans and, and Glyde's truck. 60 00:02:32,796 --> 00:02:34,295 (VOICE) Sign it over. 61 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:36,161 As your lawyer, I'm going to advise you 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,655 that's the best course of action. 63 00:02:37,652 --> 00:02:40,221 All right, just give him the keys, okay? 64 00:02:40,214 --> 00:02:41,483 (KEYS THUD) 65 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,349 - Gimme those jeans. - What? 66 00:02:43,344 --> 00:02:45,303 Gimme those jeans, I like the pockets. 67 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,537 No way, freak! 68 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,673 Gimme those cool jeans right now! 69 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,798 Okay, okay, okay, okay! Ow! 70 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:56,122 - Should be ashamed of yourself. - Ashamed of what? 71 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:58,514 It's a clear case of police intimidation. 72 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:01,908 But, you know you're also some, 73 00:03:02,964 --> 00:03:05,973 some nice guys who got caught up 74 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:08,094 with some really stupid ones. 75 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,227 Happens all the time. I get it. 76 00:03:10,222 --> 00:03:14,952 Now look, if you're ever in trouble, here's my card. 77 00:03:15,944 --> 00:03:17,543 Have a great day. 78 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:19,608 Your father found the two-way door in the roof. 79 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:21,202 Hmm. 80 00:03:21,198 --> 00:03:23,627 Wendy found the little water system 81 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,890 you rigged up in the walls. 82 00:03:25,884 --> 00:03:29,454 And then there's the matter of this little beauty, 83 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:32,508 the feeding tubes. 84 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:35,242 You are feeding and baiting the raccoons into this house, 85 00:03:35,235 --> 00:03:38,364 and turning away professionals hired to deal with them. 86 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:41,365 The raccoons are destroying our home. 87 00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:42,885 I know, and you're right, 88 00:03:42,882 --> 00:03:44,621 and I don't know why I'm doing it. 89 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:46,585 You know, have you ever done anything that you-you do it 90 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,109 and you do it again, and you do it again? 91 00:03:48,106 --> 00:03:50,145 You don't know why it's happening. 92 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:53,668 I've been thinking about it, and maybe I shoulda got help, 93 00:03:53,659 --> 00:03:56,268 but for me I think it's gonna be best 94 00:03:56,261 --> 00:03:57,990 if I sort this out on my own. 95 00:03:57,985 --> 00:03:59,584 And I think I'm strong enough to do that, 96 00:03:59,581 --> 00:04:02,850 so I've decided that I'm gonna break up with the raccoons, 97 00:04:02,841 --> 00:04:04,880 and I'm gonna get back together with Manny. 98 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:06,903 That's great! Good for you! 99 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,097 Thank you. 100 00:04:08,094 --> 00:04:10,003 How are you doing with everything? 101 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,458 - Oh... - Since, you know. 102 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:12,823 Yeah, fired, yeah. 103 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,219 I'm just getting my head around that now, 104 00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:16,525 but I'm gonna send out some resumes. 105 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:19,348 Yeah, you can't keep a good woman down, Don. 106 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:22,879 Someone out there is gonna like my cereal. 107 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:28,638 ??? 108 00:04:28,622 --> 00:04:30,692 (PHONE RINGING) 109 00:04:33,576 --> 00:04:36,615 Taylor, what's the status of Wheat Rock Drones? 110 00:04:36,607 --> 00:04:40,376 Uh yes, price point problems and some employee issues. 111 00:04:40,366 --> 00:04:43,165 Which is not uncommon for big cereal launches. 112 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,726 Hi Vern. You know why it failed to launch? Dumb name. 113 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,358 Wheat Rock Duuuumb. 114 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:51,280 Was that Vern's idea? 115 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:53,911 Oh wait, more like, who cares? Nobody. 116 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:56,403 Especially people who want to make money. 117 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,266 And guys, no sugar, duh. 118 00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:01,326 I'm making the dumb guy sound, understand? 119 00:05:01,321 --> 00:05:04,320 The mega cereal, and the original name, 120 00:05:04,312 --> 00:05:06,721 Rockaberry Fruit Drones, 121 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:08,984 the ones the Liza Minelli girl had on TV. 122 00:05:08,978 --> 00:05:12,207 All my markets, you guys produce, we distribute. 123 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:14,167 Very standard deal. 124 00:05:14,162 --> 00:05:16,101 Let us get some numbers together 125 00:05:16,096 --> 00:05:18,625 - and make a call next week. - Call in a week? Too late! 126 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,617 Don't you get it? You don't get it. 127 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,151 Call me back when you know what you're doing, you dumbasses. 128 00:05:23,144 --> 00:05:26,043 Hattori, out. (DIAL TONE) 129 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:28,105 Hattori's markets are incredible. 130 00:05:28,099 --> 00:05:29,968 This could be huge for us. 131 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:32,133 Vern, we don't own Rockaberry Fruit Drones, 132 00:05:32,127 --> 00:05:33,856 Cynthia owns Rockaberry Fruit Drones. 133 00:05:33,852 --> 00:05:36,561 Remember her? We fired her. We own Wheat Rock Drones, 134 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,422 the name that Mr. Hattori thinks is dumb. 135 00:05:38,418 --> 00:05:40,417 We own the dumb name. 136 00:05:40,412 --> 00:05:42,511 We have to talk to Cynthia. 137 00:05:42,505 --> 00:05:45,774 (GLASSES CLINK, RELIEVED SIGHS) 138 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:48,364 Thank you so much, man. Thank you. 139 00:05:48,357 --> 00:05:50,256 Thank him! 140 00:05:50,251 --> 00:05:53,220 I'm off to work! Oh, I miss work. 141 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:55,011 You know what I miss most about work? Customers. 142 00:05:55,007 --> 00:05:57,986 Because when my customers are happy, it makes me happy. 143 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:01,237 - DON: Hey, Manny, hi. - Hey. 144 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,867 Do you um, maybe wanna come for dinner tonight, 145 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,860 as my guest? I'd love if you were here. 146 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:10,485 Yeah, how can I refuse? 147 00:06:11,915 --> 00:06:14,045 (BLOWS KISSES) 148 00:06:15,703 --> 00:06:17,573 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 149 00:06:20,957 --> 00:06:23,596 (VOICE) We need to talk about the voices in your head. 150 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:25,218 Sure, Dad, we can talk. 151 00:06:25,214 --> 00:06:27,014 (PHONE RINGS) 152 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:31,014 Ha, someone's callin' the old family phone. 153 00:06:31,006 --> 00:06:33,275 Hello? 154 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:35,039 Yes. 155 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:36,733 Taylor? 156 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,729 Um, yeah, uh... 157 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:43,858 Okay, yeah I'm glad you had the old number that's uh... 158 00:06:43,847 --> 00:06:45,707 No, it's okay. 159 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:49,107 Um, today? 160 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:50,971 Fine. Fine, okay. 161 00:06:51,892 --> 00:06:54,332 Is that Vern? I'll see ya soon. 162 00:06:55,621 --> 00:06:56,750 (HANGS UP) 163 00:06:56,748 --> 00:06:59,288 Wow. That was Taylor and Vern. 164 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:03,276 They were... crying. 165 00:07:11,183 --> 00:07:13,352 It's so great to see you all. 166 00:07:13,347 --> 00:07:15,456 Brian, Darrell, and Wanda. 167 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:17,409 Cynthia, is there a place that we can talk in private? 168 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,673 Yeah, sure. 169 00:07:18,670 --> 00:07:21,039 Hey guys, Vern and Taylor wanna talk to us in private. 170 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:24,302 TAYLOR: I was wrong about your cereal, 171 00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:27,192 and Vern was wrong to talk me into firing you. 172 00:07:27,184 --> 00:07:29,593 And he's sorry. I'm sorry. 173 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:32,056 And look, we have an amazing opportunity here 174 00:07:32,049 --> 00:07:34,478 to do some big things with this viral thing. 175 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:37,741 Oh. You've seen the news from Japan. 176 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:39,571 Yeah, they seemed to really like my original. 177 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:42,665 - Rockaberry Fruit Drones name. - Yes, they did. 178 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:44,686 And thankfully, we can still make it. 179 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:48,260 We have the assembly line ready to rock the Rockaberry. 180 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,909 Good one. 181 00:07:49,905 --> 00:07:51,504 If you accept our apology, 182 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,409 we stand to make a tonne of money here. 183 00:07:54,401 --> 00:07:57,000 What about the car service arson situation? 184 00:07:56,993 --> 00:07:58,832 What arson? (LAUGHS) 185 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,926 Oh, well we can totally overlook that. 186 00:08:00,921 --> 00:08:03,020 Oh you, you can? You can overlook that? 187 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,614 Oh good. Good, 'cause it never happened in the first place, 188 00:08:05,607 --> 00:08:07,346 dumb pricks! 189 00:08:07,341 --> 00:08:09,070 Well, you guys got totally played 190 00:08:09,066 --> 00:08:11,205 by a crooked mall lawyer. 191 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,328 And in the process, you know what? 192 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,465 You lost your best cereal executive, 193 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,188 and your best cereal. 194 00:08:16,184 --> 00:08:19,123 Yeah, I would call that wrongful dismissal. 195 00:08:19,115 --> 00:08:21,314 Yeah, you guys totally played yourselves. 196 00:08:21,308 --> 00:08:23,777 Yes, we did play ourselves, Brian. 197 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,970 And thank you so much for that helpful comment. 198 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:29,603 Look, you can do whatever you want with Rockaberry, 199 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,832 but we can put this altogether, 200 00:08:31,826 --> 00:08:33,885 and we can bring you back home to us. 201 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,020 Where you really belong. 202 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:38,877 - We... - Listen... 203 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,804 - Can I... - Did... 204 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,208 - Okay. - I just wanna say something. 205 00:08:42,204 --> 00:08:44,133 - Okay. - Just listen to our offer. 206 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,068 Go ahead. 207 00:08:46,063 --> 00:08:48,532 We wanna make you a full partner, Cynthia. 208 00:08:48,525 --> 00:08:51,724 And, we wanna have another shot at the cereal. 209 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:53,844 And to top it off, 210 00:08:53,839 --> 00:08:57,508 Vern and I will just stick with cardboard and packaging. 211 00:08:57,498 --> 00:08:59,767 And that's where we belong. 212 00:08:59,761 --> 00:09:03,370 Uh huh. Yeah. Okay. 213 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,659 Oh, okay. All right. That's great. 214 00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:08,152 Oh, and Vern, we have something for you. 215 00:09:08,145 --> 00:09:10,414 You remember your jacket that went missing from work? 216 00:09:10,408 --> 00:09:12,607 Well, Brian found it at the Midtown Adventure Mall 217 00:09:12,601 --> 00:09:14,770 parking lot, of all places. 218 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:17,134 It's my Froot Loops jacket! 219 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:18,926 I'm sorry it's a little dusty. 220 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:21,191 Oh that's okay. That's okay. Doesn't matter. 221 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,184 - Oh man. - Wow, that looks great on you. 222 00:09:24,176 --> 00:09:26,185 - Oh, I know! - And Taylor, 223 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:28,909 if I come back, Shellers comes back, 224 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,210 Devon comes back, and the cats come back. 225 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:35,300 As you wish, Cyn. Let's do it right this time. 226 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:38,091 - Right! - Vern. 227 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,652 - Yeah, thanks. - Ah, thank you, baby. 228 00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:43,515 (VAN ENGINE RUMBLES, TIRES SQUEAL) 229 00:09:45,142 --> 00:09:47,142 (DOOR SHUTS) 230 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:50,867 (ENGINE ROARS) 231 00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:52,124 (DOOR SHUTS) 232 00:09:53,117 --> 00:09:55,326 (SIGHS) 233 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,720 (RUMBLES OFF) 234 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:03,203 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 235 00:10:04,831 --> 00:10:08,361 (GARAGE DOOR OPENS) 236 00:10:12,677 --> 00:10:14,746 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 237 00:10:14,741 --> 00:10:17,110 (HIP HOP PLAYS) 238 00:10:17,104 --> 00:10:21,543 ??? 239 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,260 (KNOCKS) 240 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,120 ? Trippin' the wall to the B side ? 241 00:10:26,116 --> 00:10:27,825 ? High, if you fall on the... ? 242 00:10:27,821 --> 00:10:31,420 - Wendy? Can I come in? - Yeah, it's still your room. 243 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,409 Right. 244 00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:33,846 Oh, you shoulda seen Dad and Manny 245 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,571 take care of those Everley's and that lawyer. 246 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:37,336 It was so sweet. 247 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,161 - So you were there? - Yeah. 248 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:40,895 - And Manny? - Yeah! 249 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,960 Okay. 250 00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:45,783 - Is everything okay? - I don't know, is it, Brian? 251 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:48,415 Yeah. Seems like it. 252 00:10:48,408 --> 00:10:51,078 You just don't get women, Brian. 253 00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:54,635 (CATS MEOW) (PHONE RINGS) 254 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,923 (CATS MEOW) (CEREAL CRUNCHES) 255 00:11:00,182 --> 00:11:02,281 (MEOWING) 256 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:05,315 (CEREAL CRUNCHES) 257 00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:12,628 - Ugh. - CYNTHIA: Hey, Dev. 258 00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:14,162 Hi, Cynthia, I just got to your office. 259 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:16,358 It's a complete mess. You need to come in and see this. 260 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:19,081 - What would you like me to do? - Dev, sorry, not comin' in. 261 00:11:19,074 --> 00:11:21,513 Got a serious family dinner, you have got this. 262 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,575 I have utter faith in you, okay? 263 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,170 - Understood? - Bye. 264 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,860 Vern! 265 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:33,615 I need you to do a few things for me. 266 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,678 Hi. What's with all the smiles? 267 00:11:35,673 --> 00:11:37,512 Oh, I'm not smiling. Am I smiling, Dev, Dev? 268 00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:39,376 I am smiling. You wanna know why? 269 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:43,671 Because remember my new cereal that you are no longer part of? 270 00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:46,057 Ah! Pew! Pew! 271 00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:47,921 It was greenlighted. 272 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,173 - You greenlit that? - Yeah. - Good luck. 273 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,935 Replace the carpets, steam the curtains. 274 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:57,670 The nose prints on the window panes, 275 00:11:57,665 --> 00:12:01,104 and Shellers' desk area please, tidy it up. Thank you. 276 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,055 (PHONE RINGS) (DEV CLAPS) 277 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:08,222 - (HOWLING) - Hey uh, what's with the howling? 278 00:12:08,213 --> 00:12:11,242 Oh honey, Don is finally getting rid of those raccoons. 279 00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:13,133 Okay, fair enough. 280 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:16,097 Uh, Dad, I heard that you finally squared away 281 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:17,828 everything with the Everley's, 282 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,753 and that you brought Brian along. 283 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:22,888 I really, really would've liked to have helped. 284 00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,109 (VOICE) The men are dangerous. 285 00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:29,704 Okay, so too dangerous for me, 286 00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:33,636 but not too dangerous for that classic badass, Brian. 287 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,925 Okay, then. 288 00:12:36,915 --> 00:12:40,114 You know what, she's glowing. I think she's met someone. 289 00:12:40,105 --> 00:12:42,774 Yeah, yeah, she's found someone new. 290 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:45,476 (HOWLING) 291 00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:46,528 (MIC FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 292 00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:49,166 Quig? Yo, Quigley! 293 00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:53,091 You guys hungry? 294 00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,485 (SMACKING HIS LIPS) Food? 295 00:12:55,478 --> 00:12:57,208 (OPENS AND CLOSES DOOR) 296 00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:01,004 (WENDY GASPS) 297 00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:03,770 Ah! I-I'm Dale, I'm from the band, Don's friend. 298 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:06,262 I'm... well I'm not in the band, it's tour promotions, mainly. 299 00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,594 I'm really branching out into a lot of things. 300 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,187 I'm just staying here for a few days. 301 00:13:10,183 --> 00:13:12,482 Okay, cool, um, I'll tell Don. 302 00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:14,106 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 303 00:13:18,926 --> 00:13:21,135 Hey, sorry to scare you guys, 304 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,029 just need a place to crash for a few days. 305 00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:24,523 - Shh. - You know, get back on track. 306 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,518 Set up a couple tours, whatnot. 307 00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:29,312 Why don't you just stay for dinner? 308 00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:31,544 What is that? 309 00:13:31,538 --> 00:13:33,337 We're gonna make this dude eat in the garage, is that... 310 00:13:33,332 --> 00:13:35,931 If he doesn't mind eating in the garage, that works, right? 311 00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:39,193 Yeah, garage. No, I like the garage. 312 00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:41,953 - No, don't. - You know what, I'll be in the garage. 313 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,185 That's what we do now? 314 00:13:44,179 --> 00:13:46,409 (VOICE) I don't hear raccoons. 315 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,504 Are they gone, question mark? 316 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,199 Yes, they're gone. Exclamation point? What? 317 00:13:53,191 --> 00:13:54,990 What are we talking about? I'm... 318 00:13:54,986 --> 00:13:57,295 Mom, you can bring home Sunbeam and Raisin now, okay? 319 00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:59,388 Don, thank you. 320 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,081 Here you go. 321 00:14:01,077 --> 00:14:04,676 Oh he uh, he seems a little dehydrated. 322 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,836 He's got stuff for that. 323 00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:10,565 There better not be any Brussels sprouts in that, Mom. 324 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,827 - (DROPS UTENSILS) - Wha...! 325 00:14:11,824 --> 00:14:16,253 ??? 326 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:18,550 - Dude, with the Theremin? - I know, right? 327 00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:20,443 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I put it together on the bus. 328 00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:22,367 Just in time for the new record. 329 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,501 - Uh, how's it comin'? - Um... 330 00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:28,091 What's wrong? The record, the tour. 331 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,723 I didn't do it. I didn't finish the record. 332 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,448 Whadda you-whadda you mean you didn't finish the record? 333 00:14:31,444 --> 00:14:32,613 Why? 334 00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:34,280 Really trippy shit with raccoons, man. 335 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,545 Raccoons stopped you from makin' the record? 336 00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:38,438 Whadda you mean raccoons stopped you? 337 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,002 I know how it sounds, but that's what happened. 338 00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:43,567 - It sounds crazy. - Yeah, it's crazy. 339 00:14:43,557 --> 00:14:45,456 (DOOR SCREECHES) 340 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,720 Uh Dale, this is Manny. 341 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:49,883 Manny, this is Dale, my roadie, promoter. 342 00:14:49,878 --> 00:14:51,347 Hi. 343 00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:52,702 - Hey. - Hi. 344 00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:53,798 - Hey. - Hi. 345 00:14:53,796 --> 00:14:56,035 - Thank you for coming. - No, of course. 346 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,828 Sorry, I wanted to like, get cleaned up and stuff 347 00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,892 before you got here, but 348 00:14:59,887 --> 00:15:02,826 uh, I've been thinkin' about the past and I... 349 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,817 I got a sense you thought things were starting up again 350 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,981 between us, so I just wanted to talk to you about something, 351 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,174 - if that's cool? - Yeah, okay. 352 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:10,441 Uh, I'm seeing someone new. 353 00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:13,264 His name's Lincoln, he's in a band called Sumerhassy. 354 00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:15,795 Sumerhassy rocks, they totally smoke live. 355 00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,217 - Yeah, they're okay. - Lincoln. 356 00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:19,353 - Lincoln from Sumerhassy? - Yeah. 357 00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:21,046 Yeah, don't make this more difficult than it already is. 358 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:22,881 - No, it's great. No I'm... - I love you, 359 00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,546 I just wanted to be honest with you, that's all. 360 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,940 I'm... I'm happy for you, Manny. 361 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,100 You deserve to be happy, so I'm happy for you. 362 00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:31,993 I want you to be happy, too, right? 363 00:15:31,989 --> 00:15:33,588 Hmm. Thanks. 364 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,623 I'll go see if your mom needs some help inside, okay? 365 00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:36,917 - Okay. Yeah. - I'll see you. 366 00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,844 - See you later. - Yeah. 367 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,010 So raccoons, huh? You got sober brain. 368 00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:45,501 - Sumerhassy? - Told you. 369 00:15:45,497 --> 00:15:46,956 You really like Sumerhassy, Dale? 370 00:15:46,953 --> 00:15:48,622 - You lose your creative juices. - Is that for real? 371 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:50,458 Raccoons stopped you from making a record. 372 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,975 We're all gonna sit down and talk about 373 00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:00,338 some positive changes for this family. 374 00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:02,002 (RACCOONS CHIRP) 375 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,561 (VOICE) I thought I had things under control. 376 00:16:05,556 --> 00:16:07,655 I made some bad decisions 377 00:16:07,649 --> 00:16:09,678 that put the people I love in danger. 378 00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:12,282 I accept some of the responsibility. 379 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,805 (RACCOON CHIRPS) 380 00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:19,631 (VOICE) But it was the raccoons that started this. 381 00:16:19,623 --> 00:16:21,622 It was raccoons. 382 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:24,356 - BRIAN: Nice, Dad. - Can I go next? 383 00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:27,547 Yes, the raccoons. The raccoons. 384 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,777 Well, nobody's more aware of the raccoon issue than I am. 385 00:16:29,772 --> 00:16:33,001 But I would like to assure you all, 386 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,831 that we are now raccoon free. 387 00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:39,993 So you know, I'm gonna live a healthier life and... 388 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,745 Whatever people say at this shit. 389 00:16:43,739 --> 00:16:46,508 Actually, Don, Brian wanted to talk first. 390 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,139 - After you, Brian. - Thanks, Mom. 391 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,731 I'm the happiest I've been in a while. I have it all. 392 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,823 Everyone's together. I'm grateful, 393 00:16:53,818 --> 00:16:55,857 and I wouldn't change a thing. 394 00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:59,521 I-I do have a confession to make. 395 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:03,339 Uh, for the past few years I've been struggling with 396 00:17:03,329 --> 00:17:05,738 bending signs around the neighbourhood. 397 00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:10,870 You know when I get stressed, I bend signs, just bend them. 398 00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:14,386 And when they're all bent I... I feel relieved. 399 00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:18,208 Okay, Don. 400 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,332 Yeah, um, (CLEARS THROAT) 401 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,939 I'm going to not piss anyone off anymore. 402 00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:25,398 Because I'm pissing my own family off, 403 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:28,060 and I'm pissing raccoons off, and I'm pissing myself off. 404 00:17:28,053 --> 00:17:31,352 I'm not good enough for some people. And um... 405 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:35,242 So I think uh, I'm going to try to stay away from raccoons, 406 00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:39,470 for real, this time, and I think I'm going to uh, 407 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,097 I'm gonna make the best record of my life. 408 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,319 And I've already chosen the title, 409 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,282 it's called "Barefoot Bandit". 410 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:49,746 Okay, okay Don, wonderful. That's good council. 411 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:53,406 All right. So I guess it is my turn. 412 00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:55,135 Uh, well... 413 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:01,155 I will no longer be seeing Bryce, for the time being, 414 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,648 until the family's back on track, you know. 415 00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:07,910 And also, Owen, I wanna share in your hobbies. 416 00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:10,100 I wanna go crazy on stuff with you. 417 00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:11,664 Like... 418 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:15,026 like space! Cool! 419 00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:19,112 I mean, that's awesome! 420 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:24,938 Hon, I find all that stuff neat too, okay? 421 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,669 So no more secrets. 422 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,560 (HAPPY GIGGLES) 423 00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:32,551 (VOICE) I love you. 424 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,648 (PATS OWEN) 425 00:18:37,769 --> 00:18:39,608 Hey, Wendy? Hey, Wenners, Wenners? 426 00:18:39,604 --> 00:18:41,903 - Do you wanna go? - Okay, yeah, um... 427 00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:45,696 I am also going to be making some positive life changes. 428 00:18:45,685 --> 00:18:47,224 Um... 429 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,749 I'm engaged! 430 00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:51,215 I'm getting married! 431 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,078 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 432 00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:58,104 (DARREN SIGHS) Hi! 433 00:18:58,097 --> 00:19:01,096 Yes. It's true. 434 00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,327 I guess we're gonna be family now, huh? 435 00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:06,260 That'll be kinda nice, right, Manny? 436 00:19:06,252 --> 00:19:07,851 Family only. 437 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,576 No, Wendy, Wendy, what are you doing? Not this guy! 438 00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:13,008 I thought we were friends. What is this, this is a joke, right? 439 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:15,470 Wendy, what are you doing with this guy? Seriously! 440 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,893 Fancy pants! If you are gonna sell us a toilet, 441 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:19,355 you'd better do it now because we are getting married, 442 00:19:19,352 --> 00:19:21,691 whether you like it, or not. Okay? 443 00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:24,814 And Brian, you bald, little weird little boy, 444 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:28,014 Prancing around like a girl with that wig on in the mall? 445 00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,004 You promised you wouldn't tell anybody! 446 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,131 (SLAP) Ugh! 447 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:32,198 I don't need a wig. Why would I need a wig 448 00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:34,932 - when my hair is growing back? - (GASPS) 449 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,623 Oh, Brian! That looks great. 450 00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:38,248 You're doing something that everybody else does, 451 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,653 - grow your own hair. - (ELECTRICITY FIZZLES) 452 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,649 Oh, Don, it's your buddies, the raccoons. 453 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,810 - (RACCOONS CHIRP) - No, just gimme a break. 454 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,403 Just gimme a break! 455 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,528 Guys, we had a deal! No! 456 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,792 - (RACCOONS CHIRP) - Okay, okay. 457 00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:53,595 We're just gonna go. We're gonna hit the road uh, 458 00:19:53,587 --> 00:19:55,446 we're gonna take a little bit of a road trip. 459 00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,480 Uh, I won't be gone too long though because you know, 460 00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:59,704 I actually got a job at the Midtown Pool Hall, 461 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,637 and I start next week, so get out. 462 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:03,701 - DARREN: See ya, Pops! - Get out. Get. 463 00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:05,925 (DOOR CLOSES) 464 00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:10,228 Owen! Let it go, okay. This is not happening. 465 00:20:10,216 --> 00:20:11,415 This is not happening! 466 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:14,542 DARREN: Wait, Wendy! Come back! Wendy! 467 00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:17,400 (THEREMIN MUSIC PLAYS) 468 00:20:18,431 --> 00:20:21,300 DON: Dale! Dale, can you please stop playing the Theremin? 469 00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:24,231 - This really happening? - Yeah, it just happened, 470 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,352 and he is out of his mind! I mean, you saw what he just did! 471 00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:29,343 (DON PANTS) 472 00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:31,347 (RACCOON PURRS) 473 00:20:32,936 --> 00:20:34,805 Chewing their way through the walls. 474 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,070 It's not happening. It's not happening. 475 00:20:37,064 --> 00:20:39,764 (VOICE) Don, can you hear me, Don? 476 00:20:40,952 --> 00:20:42,421 (WALL THUDS) 477 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,686 Don't worry about Wendy. 478 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,640 Don, it's me, Dad. Over here. 479 00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:52,504 See that's what I wanted to talk to you about, 480 00:20:52,496 --> 00:20:54,965 we don't need to use words anymore. 481 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:58,859 I'm talking with my mind! Just like you! 482 00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:03,113 Isn't that crazy? Hi! 483 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,100 - (WALL CRACKS) - (RACCOON CHIRPS) 484 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:11,700 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36038

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