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Previously on "Crawford"...
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(Tires screeching)
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I'm home, Dad.
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Cynthia: The doctor said that he-
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he might have a few brain
misfires as he recovers.
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He's saying that he can
hear things in the walls.
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- Oh.
- No, man.
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- Come on.
- You can't, you can't show up here.
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Bryce called.
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Owen's voice: I could build my
cabin and no one could stop me.
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Don: Brian, you can't
do stuff like this,
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you're gonna screw up
your entire future.
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What difference does it make?
You can't screw up a bald future.
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I hear the scratching, Dad.
We gotta take the babies
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to the woods, right? You wanna
go for a drive, to the woods?
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(Raccoon chirps)
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(Sniffs)
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- Oh my God. Brian!
- What?
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You're gonna wanna see this!
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Dad, I found the pipe tobacco!
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The pipe tobacco
mystery's been solved.
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Pipe tobacco, huh?
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Shh! Did you hear that?
That was a raccoon.
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(Light thuds, raccoon chitters)
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It's just one.
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In the basement.
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Oh, no, no, no! I heard that,
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but I also heard something
about pipe tobacco?
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(Voice): You didn't believe me
about the noises in the walls.
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Okay, don't change the subject, Dad.
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You accused me of stealing
your pipe tobacco,
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and I said no, it wasn't me.
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But you insisted,
and among our family,
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you've damaged my reputation,
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and I have not achieved satisfaction.
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- (Voice): Satisfaction?
- I feel like
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what may be in order is a
small financial settlement?
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Let's see, six months
of personal damage,
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deep, deep shame.
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How 'bout $50 a month for the shame?
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(Owen gasps)
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(Paper rustles)
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(Voice): Sorry, Brian.
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You're all right, old man.
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Hey, guys, guys! Guys, I got him!
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How'd you catch him?
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I don't know. He's actually,
he's pretty chill, man,
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he just kinda hopped in
the basket, you know?
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Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.
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We're gonna get you some food
little fella. It's cool.
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It's all good, it's all good.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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(Radio plays) ? Higher... ?
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? Do you wanna get higher ?
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Bryce: Oh hey, there's Owen.
I'm gonna go say hi.
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Bryce, stay in the car...
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(Door shuts)
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Hey Owen!
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- Bryce: Hey, Owen!
- Hey, baby!
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It's really good to see you again.
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Ooh. (laughs) How was
your night, was it good?
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I see you got a raccoon problem there.
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- I have one, you have one.
- Awesome. So good.
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(Laughs) I have your stuff!
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- (Voice): Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I had some raccoons
myself a few years back,
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so I know how to...
just walk right away from me,
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like I'm not even here.
Dan: Marshmallow?
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Brian: I found it! Yes!
(Car door shuts)
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Bryce, what the hell was that about?
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Did you see that? It's like,
like I'm not even here.
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I'm just tryin' to walk up there,
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meet my girlfriend's husband,
and man up.
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You know, I like Owen,
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but he makes it damn clear
he doesn't like me.
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Bryce, all he's thinkin' about
is making his weed butter
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- not makin' friends.
- No, no, no, no,
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it's more than that.
He is so cold to me always.
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I just wanna be bros.
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Bros? Look, Owen
doesn't wanna be bros.
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I-I don't want you to be bros.
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No one wants you guys to be bros.
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I wish you would consider
my feelings in this.
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Yeah. I do, I do, Bryce,
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but there's a lot of
feelings goin' around.
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Also, thanks, but you
know I really don't need
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these U2 lyrics sheets.
There's just too many.
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The Joshua Tree laser printouts?
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Yeah, I don't... I don't want them.
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Look, let's not things
get weird, okay?
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Bryce, it's all good. It's all good.
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No, it is all good, okay, I'm cool.
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- Cool.
- No, it's totally cool.
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Thank you for last night,
it was so special.
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- I'm so happy you stayed.
- It was special, yeah.
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Meant a lot to me.
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You know, right now I need to go on
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and have a nice big bowl of
cereal, and start my day.
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(Kettle beeps, whirs, water pours)
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Brian, don't eat that stuff!
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Now what you both should
be eating is Shreddies.
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Whoever came up with this,
deserves a medal.
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Seriously, you should
just go like almond milk
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and basic wheat.
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You cannot beat the
consistency. It' incredible.
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Mom, remember the promise?
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You promised not to
talk about Shreddies.
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No Shreddies talks with the family.
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But look at you,
look at you right now.
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You're talking about
Shreddies again, okay?
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No more Shreddie talk.
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Relax, Brian. I'm sorry to get all
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crazy cereal lady on ya, but uh,
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this mortgage won't pay itself.
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So, you better hope I'm
a little cereal crazy.
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Guess what they call me at work?
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The Cereal Killer.
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That's cool, but no more
Shreddie talk, okay?
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(Raccoon purrs)
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Hey big fella. Are you okay in there?
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(Raccoon chittering)
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???
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(Raccoon chittering)
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The woods.
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(Raccoon chittering)
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No, no, wait, there's plenty
of food in the woods.
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(Raccoon chittering).
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(Raccoon chittering)
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Hey guys, go easy on that
stuff, okay, just...
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(Door shuts)
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(Footsteps thud)
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Hey Don, how ya feelin'? Are you okay?
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Yeah, um... Dad, I need the
keys to the Scout, I uh...
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you know those raccoons
we released in the woods,
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I have to go get them back.
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Don, the raccoons are
fine in the woods.
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They will not survive out there.
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(Voice): I'll go! Woods, woods, woods.
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Yes, the woods, Dad. I'm in a hurry,
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can I have the key, please?
(Keys jingle)
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(Voice): I want to find
a spot for my cabin.
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You can come.
You can come to the woods.
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Yes, go, old man, go!
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Mom, there's just one more thing.
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Uh, turns out that raccoons they pose
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a serious danger to cats,
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so I can't really guarantee
the cats safety,
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'cause I don't know if I got all
the raccoons outta the house.
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Cynthia: Sunbeam? Don: Perfect.
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- Raisin! Don: Okay, let's go, boys.
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Ah, I need marshmallows.
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Don't eat all that cookie, Brian.
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(Cat meows)
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(Paper rustles)
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Shellers, incoming!
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- Got it.
- Staff: Hi Cynthia! Hi Cynthia!
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Oh, hey guys!
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Veronica: Morning!
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- Why so secretive?
- Because the new cereal is due
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and she has to hide the fact
she's got nothing. Come on.
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(Phone rings)
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Hey guys, I hear there's tapioca
pudding in the cafeteria.
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Yum! Tapioca! Go get some!
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- Has Taylor seen this?
- No. You want me to get him?
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- No. Iced coffee.
- Sugar?
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No!
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(Engine rumbles)
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(Tires crunch)
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Don: Hey, that's our
fast food garbage.
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(Doors shut)
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(Garbage rustles)
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(Sighs)
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(Birds call and chirp)
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(Garbage rustles)
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(Birds chirp)
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Brian, Brian!
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I need you to stick with Dad, okay?
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He's still a big wiggy.
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I'm gonna go up river, all right?
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Good! Snap out of it.
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(Birds chirping)
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(Footsteps crunch in foliage)
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(Door shuts and engine turns)
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(Engine rumbles)
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(Coughing)
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Dad?
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Domo!
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Domo arigato!
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(Bird crows, woodpecker pecks)
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(Footsteps crunch in foliage)
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(Sniffs)
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Honey mustard.
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???
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(Water splashes)
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(Splashing)
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Is this a big deal,
or should we just let it go?
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You know, it's blocking
the emergency exit.
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Is that a big deal in
the event of a fire?
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If it's a legit fire concern,
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we can just save everyone the
hassle and take it down now?
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(Keychain rasps)
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(Paper crinkles)
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She's created a beautiful
shrine to herself, hasn't she?
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That's cute.
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She has cats in here,
that's what's going on.
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- I knew I smelled something.
- Disgusting.
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- Unauthorized animals.
- Ah.
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Guys? WTF? What are you
doin', spying on us?
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- (Shellers scoffs)
- Veronica, so bold.
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And with new development pitches
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right around the corner. Wow...
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Shellers: Great,
so now let's move along?
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Cynthia: Nothing to see
here but cereal and awards.
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Mostly awards.
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Veronica was suggesting to
avoid HR about the cats.
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There are many people on
this floor to consider.
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I'm sure you don't wanna
bother Taylor with this.
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- Taylor!
- Oh, Taylor.
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Oh wow, goin' straight
for the brass, eh Dev?
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You know what?
Actually that's a good idea.
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Maybe we should all go to see
Taylor right now in his off...
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- Oh, no, we can't do that.
- Oh, why not?
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Oh, because Taylor has
the dirtiest, grimiest,
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most foul dog in the world.
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So if this is about telling me that
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I can't have a pet in my
office, can't go to Taylor,
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'cause he runs this whole place,
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and he has a pet in his office.
Do ya see what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah, she just summarized
that so wonderfully.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't know about it.
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Sorry, this is awkward, um,
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before I asked you to leave,
I still mean it,
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but I don't know how to ask
again, it's like kinda weird.
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I don't wanna be rude.
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(Stomping thuds)
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- Shell!
- That woman's strange.
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You have to find out
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what she's going to pitch
for next quarter, Dev.
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(Voice): Cynthia, sorry to send you
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voice messages at work.
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I'm in the wilderness
and having so much fun.
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I have found the perfect
spot to build a cabin.
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It is magical here.
There is peace here.
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???
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(Waves lap gently)
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(Truck sputters)
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(Metal scrapes)
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00:11:14,062 --> 00:11:15,591
(Men grunt)
250
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,586
Man: One, two, three!
251
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:20,380
(Machine splashes, water bubbles)
252
00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,922
(Running footsteps crunch in foliage)
253
00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:32,615
(Panting)
254
00:11:33,915 --> 00:11:35,674
(Coughs)
255
00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:37,509
(Panting)
256
00:11:41,191 --> 00:11:43,331
(Phone pings)
257
00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:49,948
(Engine rumbles,
truck squeals to a halt)
258
00:11:52,203 --> 00:11:53,932
(Shuts off engine)
259
00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:55,698
(Doors open and shut)
260
00:11:56,858 --> 00:11:59,488
Man: It's over here. Over here.
261
00:12:00,645 --> 00:12:02,815
(Phone pings) Brian: Dad?
262
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,934
(Foliage rustles)
263
00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,297
(Emotional) Dad!
264
00:12:11,259 --> 00:12:13,218
I found you!
265
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:15,523
(Brian sobbing)
266
00:12:16,711 --> 00:12:18,510
(Happy gasp)
267
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,434
Dad, you're okay.
268
00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:22,568
(Phone pings)
269
00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:25,431
Oh, Dad, I need some water.
I need some water, please.
270
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,769
(Voice): This place is beautiful.
271
00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:39,993
I will build my cabin here.
272
00:12:39,983 --> 00:12:41,392
Man: There they are.
273
00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:42,987
Hey! You the weirdos puttin'
hotdogs up all over the place
274
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,352
and pourin' marshmallows
in the goddamn river? Huh?
275
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,444
Brian: We got company.
276
00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:50,267
Who are these meatheads? (Grunts)
277
00:12:50,258 --> 00:12:52,967
Man: You stay right there. I see you!
278
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,488
Do not move! Huh?
You just stay right there, man.
279
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,190
You just stay right there.
280
00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,214
Man 2: Who the hell are you?
- I see you.
281
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:02,247
This is private land.
This is uh, Everley land.
282
00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:05,137
Ancient Everley land, man.
283
00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:06,957
(Voice): Good afternoon.
284
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,262
We are standing on government land.
285
00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:13,914
(Voice): Good afternoon.
286
00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:15,938
We are standing on government land.
287
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:18,401
(Man laughs)
288
00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:20,033
(Voice): I am a shithead.
289
00:13:20,028 --> 00:13:21,998
(Men laugh)
290
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,609
Whoa.
291
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:31,135
Woop!
292
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:33,400
(Men laugh)
293
00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:35,662
Sorry dude, here ya go. Whoop!
294
00:13:35,656 --> 00:13:37,325
(Hard landing thud) Brian: Dad!
295
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,949
Owen: Oh!
296
00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:41,114
Man: You slipped, eh?
297
00:13:41,107 --> 00:13:42,706
Brian: Guys, we're in
the wrong here, okay.
298
00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,941
We're gonna leave. We're very sorry.
299
00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:46,403
(Man grunts)
300
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,569
(Fighting and grunting)
301
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:49,525
- Come on, hold him!
- Hit him!
302
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:52,029
(Punching thuds, pained groans)
303
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,847
(Shutter clicks)
304
00:13:57,841 --> 00:14:00,070
Hey man, you saw what happened, eh?
305
00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:02,203
He came at me, we defended ourselves.
306
00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,525
- Hey.
- Hey, chill dude!
307
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:05,121
Hey, you're on our property.
You're on our property.
308
00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:07,326
Look dude, we're callin'
the cops, dude.
309
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:08,949
- We're callin' the cops.
- Go!
310
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:13,307
Man: You're on private property, man!
311
00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:17,408
???
312
00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:20,964
(Voice): Brian, Brian, Brian,
Brian, Brian.
313
00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:22,752
(Brian coughs)
314
00:14:22,747 --> 00:14:28,686
???
315
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,136
Brian: Dad?
316
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,658
(Sharp exhale)
317
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,253
Why are you on me? You're a huge man.
318
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:37,585
(Voice): Shhh. Relax,
I am getting help.
319
00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,804
(Foliage rustles)
320
00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:48,957
(Raccoon chirps)
321
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:55,807
I know you. You're the mama, right?
322
00:14:57,002 --> 00:14:59,761
Where're your babies? Huh? Huh?
323
00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,923
(Raccoon chitters)
324
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,042
Okay, okay.
325
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:13,338
Come on, hop in the hamper.
(Clicks tongue)
326
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:14,826
- (Raccoon chitters)
- Come on now,
327
00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:17,692
hop in the hamper. (Clicks tongue)
328
00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:21,817
Come on in. There you go.
329
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,132
(Raccoon chitters)
330
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,788
Hey, where're your babies? Huh?
331
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:33,783
Do you want a marshmallow?
332
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,679
(Engine roars loudly)
333
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,473
I'm gonna put you right
up here with your babies.
334
00:15:40,466 --> 00:15:42,596
Okay, everybody's good.
335
00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:46,222
(Pained grunts)
336
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:48,616
Okay? There they are.
337
00:15:48,609 --> 00:15:50,679
All right. Boots.
338
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:54,968
(Voice): Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don.
339
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,857
Dad what... where have you been?
340
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,520
(Voice): I've been
texting and texting.
341
00:16:01,515 --> 00:16:03,244
Dad, I got a flip phone, man.
342
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,179
I don't got reception out here.
343
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,772
What the hell happened to Brian?
344
00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,837
- What is going on?
- Take a deep breath.
345
00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:10,500
A deep breath, Brian's okay.
346
00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:13,094
Just a bunch of cowards
who have no honour.
347
00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:15,015
Don: You listen to me and you
listen really good, okay.
348
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,179
You can't just be following me,
around, okay?
349
00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:19,172
I've told you this,
you stop following me!
350
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,935
It gets a little bit psycho.
351
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:23,399
Psycho? What's the matter
with you? Seriously.
352
00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:26,131
Look who you're talkin' to.
Let's start over.
353
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,022
- It's good to see you.
- Mm.
354
00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:31,785
Not about you. Your
father called me. Okay?
355
00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:34,613
(Voice): Those men have beaten my son.
356
00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:36,803
- What?
- (Voice): This cannot stand.
357
00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:38,466
What men?
358
00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:40,490
(Voice): Just some local tough guys.
359
00:16:40,484 --> 00:16:42,423
We will send them a message tonight.
360
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,917
This cannot stand.
361
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,678
Let it stand!
362
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,643
Do you hear yourself, Dad?
363
00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:51,306
What... you're just
gonna make this worse!
364
00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,858
Why would you get further
involved? Why bother?
365
00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:58,151
(Voice): When a dog barks at you
366
00:16:58,145 --> 00:17:00,544
and you want to scare it away,
bark back,
367
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:04,037
but bark back louder,
and then nobody gets bit.
368
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:10,625
We must all swear,
can't tell your mother.
369
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:14,222
- Mom can't know.
- Yeah, yeah, we're gonna...
370
00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:16,541
- (Shouts) do it live!
- Ow!
371
00:17:18,198 --> 00:17:20,728
Don: Do it live. I guess.
372
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:32,107
Hey guys!
373
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:35,196
Hello?
374
00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:38,755
Anybody home? Brian?
375
00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:43,746
Yes!
376
00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:45,171
(Snaps fingers)
377
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,437
(Sighs)
378
00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:51,493
(sings) ? Rockaberry ?
379
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:54,085
? Rockaberry ?
380
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:55,846
Nice.
381
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,680
(Text message dings)
382
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:00,101
Agh...
383
00:18:03,356 --> 00:18:05,556
Well...
384
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,953
(Phone thuds, cereal bag rustles)
385
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,540
(Crunches cereal)
386
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,866
Don: This is a way safer
place for them, in the city.
387
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,929
There's lots of food around
here, it'll be way better.
388
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,892
Here we go. Come on, come on.
389
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,183
(Raccoon chirps)
390
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:26,870
Guys, guys.
391
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,906
(Laughs) Look it,
they're all over you, dude.
392
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,669
- Don, do you know what I see?
- What?
393
00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,893
I see a gold mine!
Those animal control guys
394
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:34,685
charge big bucks for this kinda stuff.
395
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,880
- Yeah?
- Do this!
396
00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,612
You have a gift with them!
397
00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:40,206
You know, Brian, I think
I'm probably gonna finish
398
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,101
my new record before I
get into animal control.
399
00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:44,634
I don't wanna alarm you, but I
was in a very influential band,
400
00:18:44,627 --> 00:18:46,926
and uh, I think my
fans are gonna worry
401
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,018
if I'm startin' to relocate raccoons.
402
00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:51,581
Look, whatever man, okay.
Dad needs you to do something.
403
00:18:51,574 --> 00:18:54,113
You speakin' for Dad, now?
404
00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:55,904
(Voice): Hello, this is Owen.
405
00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:59,098
Drop two town cars off
at my house at dusk.
406
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:01,297
Do not tell my wife.
407
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,020
When I see the cars, I will pay cash.
408
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:18,431
???
409
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:22,182
(Voice): Manny, relax
and breathe. Focus.
410
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,540
I can't breathe with this mask on.
411
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:26,432
(Voice): Did we miss the turn-off?
412
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,725
No, we didn't miss it,
we're just up ahead here, guys.
413
00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:30,689
I'm ready. I am... ready.
414
00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,778
(Tires crunch)
415
00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:37,774
(Engines cut off)
416
00:19:37,768 --> 00:19:39,167
(Doors open and shut)
417
00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:41,203
Go! Go! Go! You got it.
418
00:19:41,197 --> 00:19:43,666
- (Lighter sniks)
- Ow!
419
00:19:43,659 --> 00:19:45,418
- Round back, round back!
- Shh! Shhh!
420
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:48,882
Watch your stick! Watch it. Watch it!
421
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,510
Clear.
422
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:53,306
- Now!
- (Generator stops whirring)
423
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,830
(Light footsteps thud)
424
00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,923
- (Voice): Go time!
- Okay.
425
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:03,626
???
426
00:20:03,611 --> 00:20:05,270
Don: Light it!
427
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,935
(Flare ignites)
428
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:17,009
???
429
00:20:16,977 --> 00:20:18,546
Don: Second flare!
430
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,971
- (Flare ignites)
- Ooh, geez!
431
00:20:23,594 --> 00:20:26,493
Don: Extinguisher!
432
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,655
(Camera shutter snaps)
433
00:20:29,943 --> 00:20:32,542
Don: Abort! Abort! Abort!
434
00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:35,103
Go! Go! Go! Go!
435
00:20:35,096 --> 00:20:37,336
(Fire extinguisher whooshes)
436
00:20:39,361 --> 00:20:41,791
(Car engine starts, doors shut)
437
00:20:42,979 --> 00:20:45,179
(Tires crunch on gravel)
438
00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:49,403
(Door opens)
439
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,897
(Cars rumble away)
440
00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:53,898
Man 2: Man, did you see that?
441
00:20:53,892 --> 00:20:56,522
They tried to burn my damn truck!
442
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,849
Let's finish the job for them.
443
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,271
- What?
- You want a new truck, huh?
444
00:21:02,264 --> 00:21:04,133
This guy's gonna get you a new truck.
445
00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:06,998
- Baker, no.
- Yeah, let's burn it.
446
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:11,598
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