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Would you rather have two noses
or a third arm on your back?
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Oh, God.Do both noses work?
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Yeah. Identical noses.
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Full-size arm
or baby arm?
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What use would a baby arm
on your back be?
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You're doctors.
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Hey, Carol, would you rather
listen to Lexie and Caleb play
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"would you rather" or
waterslide into a wood chipper?
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Oh, wood chipper.
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Guys, I have great news.
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Eddie is number two on
the wait list for his new liver.
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Oh, that's great.
I love Eddie.
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The man stole my heart.
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He probably
should've stolen my liver.
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So I have this
great thing planned
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for when I get to tell
Eddie the good news.
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I brought a homemade banner,
a homemade card
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and I baked a
liver-shaped cake.
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But the best gift of all
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is that Eddie has a meeting
with his transplant surgeon.
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He's taking over
as primary.
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It's Dr. Lewis, right?Yeah.
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He is the best transplant
surgeon on the West Coast.
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That man's a legend.LEXIE:
Ugh.
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If you're so in love
with surgeons,
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go sit with the
surgery interns.
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CALEB:
He'd never fit in.
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That's the cool
kids table.
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Yo, I'm cool. I just don't
feel like talking to them.
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Totally could, though.
I just don't feel like it.
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Guys, come on. It's not
nice to stereotype people.
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No, but it does
save a lot of time.
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Plus, it's not all
negative stereotyping.
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The OB-GYN crew is badass.
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They look like
they're smoking,
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but they're not smoking.
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I guess I do have
my own stereotypes.
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The morgue interns
kind of creep me out.
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I mean, I get it. You're
around dead bodies all day.
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But that doesn't mean you
can't wear a pop of color.
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The nurses are the
ones to watch out for.
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They're powerful
and they know it.
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Okay, so,
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if we're not jocks or goths
or badasses, what are we?
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Nerds.
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You're nerds.
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♪
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[beep]
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I'm nervous about
meeting my surgeon.
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Do I look all right?
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Should I look sicker?[laughs softly]
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Don't be nervous. Dr. Lewis
has an excellent reputation.
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As long as he doesn't stick
a kidney in my liver hole,
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I'll be good.[chuckles]:
Okay.
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Dr. Lewis, it's really exciting
meeting you.
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I'm Dr. Kenney,
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and this, of course, is the
man of the hour, Eddie Ryan.
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So, welcome to
Team Eddie.
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Eddie likes
long walks on the beach
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and having a functioning liver,
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[laughs]: so you guys are
gonna get along great.
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He has a mild leukocytosis.
Monitor that.
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Yes, I know. Actually, I was
gonna tell you all about it
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just as soon as you made
eye contact.
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[phone vibrates]
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Mr. Ryan, you just got bumped up
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to number one
on the transplant list.
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The next available liver
will be yours.
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[chuckles]:
Oh.
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Th-That's amazing.
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Yeah.Carol, isn't that amazing?
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This is the news
we've been waiting for.
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It's amazing news.
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The kind of news one might make
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a big deal
out of telling someone.
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[sighs]
One second, Eddie.
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Kind of thought
there'd be a cake.
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Dr. Lewis?
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Yes?
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Um, I just wanted to make sure
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that you were finished
with the patient.
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I thought I indicated that
when I left the room.
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Okay, but...
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What is it, Doctor?Uh, it's just,
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I would've appreciated
a heads-up about Eddie
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getting to the top
of the transplant list.
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I have a liver cake for him.
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I generally don't withhold
vital medical information
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until a cake can be wheeled in.Oh...
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I-I don't think you understand.
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The cake is delivering
the information.
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Okay. As I walk away this time,
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I hope you understand
that our interaction is over.
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Can you believe that guy?[chuckles]:
Yeah.
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Now, if I were an uneaten slice
of liver cake, where might I be?
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Doctors' lounge.
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Thank you.
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[panting]
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Guys.
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Huge news. I ran here
as fast as I could to tell you.
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Oh, you won't believe this.
It's amazing.
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You finally got a haircut
that doesn't upset you?
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DANIEL:
No.
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That can't be it.
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Get ready to have
your ears blasted.
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Dr. Jacobs has a tattoo.
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A tattoo?Dr. Jacobs?
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That's not even the best part.
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Her very secret tattoo
is a duck.
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A duck?
A duck.
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Like, a cartoon duck?
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Like, a quack, quack duck.
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A mallard duck?
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Like, a straight-up
mallard duck!
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Whoa. That isweird.
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A-And I don't say
that with judgment.
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I say that as a person
who is objectively
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considered quite weird.
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Why would Dr. Jacobs
get a tattoo of a duck?
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I have no idea.
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A roaring lion on your chest,
that I get.
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A duck is just bizarre.
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This is huge news.
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We know almost nothing
about Dr. Jacobs.
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Yeah, she's an enigma.
We've worked with her
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for months
and all we know about her
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is that she lives
in the United States.
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What could the duck
possibly mean?
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Oh, I'm gonna make it
my life's mission to find out.
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This is too good.
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What's too good?
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Three-cheese pizza.
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You know, two-cheese is fine,
then they throw in that third
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and it's just... too good.
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Rounds. Let's move.
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Eddie, I'm a
little concerned.
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You're still running
a low-grade fever,
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and your white cell count
is a little higher
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than I'm comfortable with.
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Oh, no. Do you think
I have to go to the hospital?
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[door opens]
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Dr. Kenney, why'd
you page me?
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I'm treating Eddie for a UTI...
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Well, this could jeopardize
his recipient status.
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Yes, I know. That's why I...Why am I only hearing
about this now?
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CAROL:
Well, so far,
it's been resistant
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to the usual antibiotics.
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That's why I paged you.
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Then why don't we look
for some antibiotics
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that it won't be resistant to?
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Or hadn't that occurred to you?
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Actually, it had, and I've
already begun researching...
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This is why I don't want an
intern in charge of my patient.
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I'm sorry, "your patient"?
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You're an intern?
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Patient presents
with abdominal pain,
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dizziness and
shortness of breath.
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I'm such a klutz.
I was trimming my fig tree,
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and I fell off my ladder.
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Bonked my head on a tree branch.
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Oh, no. I bet you wish
you would've ducked.
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We should run
a concussion protocol.
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Yeah, my wife's always
telling me to slow down,
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but I didn't want
to miss the game.
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Oh, there was a game on?
Was it hockey?
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I just love the Anaheim Ducks.
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[chuckles]
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I don't see how that's relevant.
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Uh, no, I was trying to get to
my son Owen's basketball game.
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Oh. When I was a kid, I loved
playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
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Did any of you enjoy
playing Duck, Duck, Goose?
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LEXIE:
Why do they call it
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Duck, Duck, Goose?
Ducks can chase each other.
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They should call it
Duck, Duck, Duck.
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Maybe I did
hit my head too hard.
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I'm suddenly hearing
the word "duck" a lot.
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We'll order a CT
to make sure
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nothing else is
going on, Mr. Turner.
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But I'm sure you'll
be home in no time.
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Let's move.
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What is the matter
with you people?
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You're all acting
very weird.
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Even more than usual.
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I'm fine. One might
even say I'm ducky.
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Just order the CT.
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I thought we were
pretty subtle.
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Hey, good news,
Dr. Frost.
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I think I've found
the perfect treatment
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for Eddie's infection:
cefiderocol.
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Ooh. That's cutting-edge
medicine, Dr. Kenney.
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Thank you.
I'm glad you think so.
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I'll write the order.
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Oh, you'll need to get
Dr. Lewis's approval first.
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I once didn't consult with him
about a procedure,
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and he put it
in his Christmas card.
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Christmas cards
aren't for pettiness.
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They're for lying about
your children's accomplishments.
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Exactly.Yeah.
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Well, Dennis,
we have a plan.
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I'll get the approval
of Dr. Lewis, and show him
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that I am more
than just an intern.
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And if he happens to acknowledge
that I'm a pretty good doctor,
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well, I won't be mad at that.Mm.
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Well, he's scheduled to cut out
someone's liver in ten minutes.
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Can you wait seven hours
to get your mild apology?
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No, I can't.
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Dr. Lewis?
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Can you take those off?
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh...
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Dr. Kenney,
what is happening here?
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I'm minutes away from performing
a partial hepatectomy.
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Yeah, yeah. I-I just
need you to sign off
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on a treatment for Eddie.
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I believe I have found
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the perfect antibiotic.
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Cefiderocol.
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Just blink once
if this pleases you.
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That should work.
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Great.
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It's a pretty good idea, right?
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Especially for an intern.
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People are talking.
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I believe the phrase
"cutting-edge" was used.
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Yeah. It's a lot of buzz.
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Buzz.
Mm-hmm.
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For an antibiotic that
you haven't administered yet?
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[laughs]:
I know.
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It's crazy, but it's true.
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So...
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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D-Do you expect praise
for doing your job correctly?
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Yes, thank you.
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A note for the future.
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Yanking things out of my ears
before surgery is not the way
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to get me to compliment you.
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Well, actually,
it's not about the recognition.
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This is a positive
development for Eddie,
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and frankly,
you just don't seem interested.
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No, I am not interested.
I am irritated.
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You have interrupted
my scrub-in, you're emotional,
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you took my earbuds out...
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and your tiny hands
are freezing.
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I've got it.
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The duck represents her need
to always keep swimming
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through life's
many challenges.
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Or she grew up
near a pond.
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You're sure the tattoo
wasn't Donald Duck?
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Oh, right, I guess
I was just confused
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the first four times
you asked me.
252
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:40,378
It was just a stupid,
boring duck.
253
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,858
Was it Daffy Duck?
254
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,904
I'm gonna kill you.
255
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,126
Dr. Lewis is the worst.
I mean, "emotional"?
256
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,911
I'm as cool
as a cucumber.
257
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:54,175
And by the way, having emotions
makes me a better doctor.
258
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:57,178
I'm sorry I'm not
a block of soap.
259
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,702
A what?
I don't know!
I'm emotional!
260
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,227
Dr. Kenney, can I
speak with you?
261
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,316
[clears throat]
262
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,536
I'm afraid that
Dr. Lewis has requested
263
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,756
that you be removed
from Eddie's case.
264
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,193
What the bleep?!
265
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,849
Uh, did you just
bleep yourself?
266
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,591
Yeah, 'cause what I was thinking
really needed to be censored.
267
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,377
Try me.
268
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,509
[whispers]
269
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,816
Carol, "heck" is not
a bad word.
Well...
270
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,867
How dare he try
and take Eddie away from me.
271
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,738
I have been by Eddie's side
since day one.
272
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,174
He's my patient.
273
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,350
Dr. Kenney,
I'm gonna confide in you.
274
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,874
When it comes to
Dr. Lewis,
275
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,267
he's not my favorite
person in the hospital.
276
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:45,008
Dr. Frost,
277
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,358
I have never heard you
speak so harshly.
278
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,360
Well, he's always rubbed me
the wrong way.
279
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,059
I find him to be rude
and self-absorbed.
280
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:55,062
Yes. I'm pretty sure he
cut me off in the parking lot,
281
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,064
and he did not even have
the human decency
282
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,892
to give me
the little sorry wave.
283
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,545
No sorry wave?
No.
284
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,417
Monstrous!
285
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,462
I'll bet he doesn't recycle.
286
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,813
I'll bet he throws his cans
straight into the ocean.
287
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:10,120
And yet, everyone
in this hospital is convinced
288
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,687
he's some kind of genius.[sighs]
289
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,384
Let me tell you something.
290
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,517
You want to keep a secret
from a surgeon,
291
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,476
all you have to do
is put it in a book.
292
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,217
'Cause they don't read.
293
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,697
BOTH:
Ha-ha!
294
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,003
You know what, Dr. Kenney?
295
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,874
I'm not taking you
off Eddie's case.
296
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,658
I think Dr. Lewis could
297
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,313
learn a thing or two
about patient care from you.
298
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,577
And a thing or two about
being charming from a rock.
299
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:37,017
Dr. Frost, I've never seen
this side of you.
300
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,366
And I love it.
301
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,934
Well, call me "Tabby,"
302
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,458
'cause I can get
pretty catty.
Ooh.
303
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,552
Dr. Lewis, you have
some kind of nerve
304
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:51,901
trying to-- Holy cow.
305
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,773
Is this the
surgeons' lounge?
306
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,209
Oh, my God.
307
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,602
It is so nice in here.
308
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,603
[gasps]
309
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,605
Is this cashmere?
310
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:04,131
All we have is a sleeping bag
called "the rash".
311
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,829
Dr. Kenney, not now.
I'm not in the mood.
312
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,440
My partial hepatectomy did not
go as smoothly as hoped.
313
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,095
We had to take out a lot
more tissue than expected.
314
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,576
I'm concerned about
his recovery.
315
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,491
So you do care about
your patients.
316
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,320
Well, of course I care
about my patients.
317
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,670
The whole reason I became
a doctor was to save lives.
318
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,150
Well, where was this guy
with Eddie?
319
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,804
Or in the parking lot yesterday.
320
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,675
You drive a red Mercedes, right?
321
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,460
Dr. Kenney, I'm a surgeon, of
course I drive a red Mercedes.
322
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:33,160
I also cut people open
and replace their parts.
323
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,770
And if I do it well, they live.
324
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,164
And if I don't, they die.
325
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,993
You know, I really
care about Eddie,
326
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,560
so how often would you say
you do it well?
327
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,086
I can tell that
you care about him.
328
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,175
And that's actually why
I wanted you off his case.
329
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,786
I can't afford
to get emotional,
330
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,179
because it could distract me
during surgery.
331
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,311
And if I make a mistake,
that's it.
332
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,357
So it's not that I don't care
about my patients,
333
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,924
it's just I don't have
that luxury.
334
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,710
I'm sorry, it seems
I've misjudged you.
335
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,364
In my defense,
I was just going off
336
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,844
your appearance and behavior.
337
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,284
I know, I can be
a little brusque.
338
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,590
So, as a token
of my apology,
339
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,288
please take this.
340
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,116
I don't know if it's cashmere,
341
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,682
but I do know
that it's disease-free.
342
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,208
Thank you.
343
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,384
Anything else?
344
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,473
Yes.
345
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,257
Good catch with the cefiderocol.
346
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,738
You're a pretty good doctor.
347
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,827
Thank you, but I was angling
348
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,437
for the charcuterie tray.
349
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,004
Oh.
350
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,405
Dr. Gilani, thank you
for meeting me.
351
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,407
I need your professional
opinion.
352
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,322
Can you take a look
at this mole?
353
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,498
Mole? Right. Sure.
354
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,065
Um...
355
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,849
It does look a bit raised.
356
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,981
Might be worth
getting removed,
357
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,504
but I'm sure it's nothing.
358
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,898
Thank you for your professional
opinion, Dr. Gilani.
359
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,424
Ah, craziest thing.
360
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,643
I just happened to notice
just this second
361
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,428
that you have a tattoo
of a duck.
362
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,169
Yes, I do.
363
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,345
Not many people know
about that.
364
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:15,958
May I ask why you chose
that particular tattoo?
365
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,482
It's a fairly interesting
story, actually.
366
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,744
Would you like to hear it?
367
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,922
Uh, sure, I guess.
368
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,751
It all started back
in Athens, 2004.
369
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,232
I'd just blown out my knee
in the women's heptathlon.
370
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,843
My Olympic career was over,
and I was devastated.
371
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:35,021
Until I was discovered
by the IMG modeling agency
372
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,979
on the streets of Milan.
373
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,069
I wouldn't say
I detonated the bomb,
374
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,550
but I would say
I played a crucial role
375
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:45,118
in why the bomb was detonated.
376
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,035
But then Oprah ultimately
chose Gayle!
377
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,562
So I slapped the sultan
and dove off the yacht,
378
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:58,653
and realized in that moment
I wanted to become a doctor.
379
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:03,092
The name of the yacht:
Water Off a Duck's Back.
380
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,663
And that's why I have
a tattoo of a duck.
381
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,796
That is the most
incredible story
382
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,842
I've ever heard in my life.
383
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,713
Yeah.
[chuckles]
384
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,194
It's too bad you can't
tell anyone about it.
385
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,195
Why not?
386
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,676
Because our conversation stemmed
387
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,113
from a medical examination.
388
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,463
That means everything
I just told you
389
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,814
falls under doctor/patient
confidentiality.
390
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,209
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Dr. Gilani.
391
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,737
But it's so good!
392
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,697
How much do I even really like
being a doctor?
393
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,353
Dennis, do my hands feel cold?
394
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,356
Oh, only for an alive person.
395
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,574
[chuckles]
396
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,054
But look who's here.
397
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,535
I should probably
contact the EPA
398
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:58,365
and issue a smug alert.
[laughs]
399
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,585
Actually, Dennis,
I'm not mad at him anymore.
400
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,588
Well, when were you
gonna let me know?
401
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,461
I spent my whole lunch break
working on stuff, Carol.
402
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,987
I have a lot of
good rejoinders.Okay.
403
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,337
Look, I'm sure you'll get mad
at someone else soon.
404
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,687
[chuckling]: Yeah,
that's probably true.
405
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,779
Hey. What's going on?
406
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,955
You're sort of smiling.
407
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,653
Should I run a stroke protocol?
408
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,134
[chuckles]
409
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:31,006
I'm almost smiling because
I just got some good news.
410
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,964
Eddie's liver is on its way.
411
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,749
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
412
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,838
Oh, he must have been so
excited; what did he say?
413
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,841
Actually, I haven't
told him yet.
414
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,886
I thought maybe you'd like
to give him the good news.
415
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,935
Dr. Lewis,
thank you so much.
416
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,416
Well, I figured you probably
had a liver piñata
417
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,721
hidden in your locker.
418
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900
That's presumptuous.
419
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,512
It's in the trunk of my car.
420
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,079
I knew it.
421
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,259
So...
[clears throat]
422
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,653
...what was the blowhard
going on about this time?
423
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,527
He wins one New Yorker
cartoon caption contest
424
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,182
and you'd think he'd stormed
the beach at Normandy. Heh.
425
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,446
You know what, Dr. Frost?
426
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,709
Maybe he's not so bad
after all.
427
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,625
Ah.
428
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:28,237
Another one seduced
by his siren song.
429
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,157
Stuck between Scylla
and Charybdis, am I right?
430
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,595
No one knows what
you're talking about.
431
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,209
Well, why would somebody
get a tattoo of a duck?
432
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,428
I mean, they can both
swim and fly.
433
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,300
We know, Carol,
it means nothing.Okay.
434
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:51,086
I would literally write
a check for $10,000 to know.
435
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,653
I can't do this anymore.
436
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,090
Guys, I--
437
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,440
I want to know, too.
438
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,008
You're the last person
she'd tell.
439
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,836
You know, because
of your big mouth.
440
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,232
Hey.
Hey.
441
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,539
Did you guys see that?[laughs]
442
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,106
See what?
443
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,847
I believe the sophisticated
way to put it is,
444
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,110
♪ Carol likes a boy-oy
445
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,069
♪ Carol's in lo-ove
446
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,681
♪ You, like, totally want
to have all his babies. ♪
447
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,901
Except it's probably
too late for that.
448
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,556
Okay, you guys are ridiculous.
449
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,254
I don't--
450
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,517
Oh, my God, I like a boy.
451
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,432
Oh...[laughter]
452
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:43,051
Mmm, my liver is delicious.
453
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,444
Well, enjoy it.
It's the last thing
454
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,054
you can eat before surgery.
455
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,099
Eddie, would you rather have
two noses
456
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,275
or a third arm on your back?
457
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,580
Is it a baby arm?
458
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,584
Why does everyone think
it's a baby arm?
459
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,065
Okay, how about this?
460
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,762
Would you rather meet an alien
461
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,808
or know the taste
of human flesh?
462
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,375
Okay, this game is over.
463
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,593
Thank you, it's over.Oh!
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