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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,422 Every single one of us has a secret in our world 2 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:13,258 that we don't want anyone else to see. 3 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:18,497 And we think if people find out who we really are, 4 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,265 they won't stick around. 5 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,935 So we make our way through life 6 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:25,204 trying to hide our vulnerabilities. 7 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,406 The problem is, 8 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,741 that's a lot harder than it sounds. 9 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:33,812 And sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't, 10 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,514 but at the end of the day, 11 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,684 we're all just trying to do the best we can. 12 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:39,952 Take me for example. 13 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,987 I pretend to know what I'm doing, 14 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,822 but I am so far from figuring out 15 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,257 what life is all about. 16 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,758 Couple things I wanna talk about. 17 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,895 Logistical, formative alliances. 18 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,797 Absolutely. 19 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,698 Let alone what this guy is trying to say. 20 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,501 But I do know I have to land this account 21 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,453 to get my promotion. 22 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,404 Or my future could very well end up 23 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,841 looking like that. 24 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,410 Chuck? You got anything to add? 25 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,446 You good? All right. Chuck's good. 26 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:11,250 The point is, unfortunately, uh, after rebranding, 27 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,918 these products are just incompatible. 28 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,954 And our, our clientele, they just... 29 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,522 - they can't pay... - Sorry. Uh... 30 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,259 - Doug. - Yes? 31 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,995 Um, I don't want to... Just to do... I'm just, uh... 32 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:25,530 Just recap the situation? 33 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,965 Oh, okay. A little recap. 34 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,434 Chuck, let's see what you got. Recapping? 35 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,837 Okay. This is what we got. 36 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:36,642 We don't like your prices. 37 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,010 - My pricings? - Yes. 38 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:43,815 I don't... but I... I don't price anything. 39 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,584 Okay. We're... We're done. I think... 40 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,419 - Wait. No, hold on. - Well, it's time to go. 41 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,388 I just have two points to make. 42 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,689 Um... 43 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:58,797 Panda Prime is an organic energy drink. 44 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,967 Panda is a marketing phenomenon. 45 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,336 The Panda character is known around the world, 46 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,571 and that slogan, "Don't Pause", 47 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,073 has made it into the dictionary. 48 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,842 We are offering Shoreview Cruises 49 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,011 an exclusive opportunity to join 50 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:16,048 with this premium, world famous brand. 51 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,949 When customers buy Panda Prime, 52 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,651 they are saying that they will settle 53 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,386 for nothing but the best. 54 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,690 They expect the best from their energy drink. 55 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:28,994 They expect the best from their cruise. 56 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,396 And they expect the best from themselves. 57 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,768 I, um... I hate to burst your bubble. 58 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,003 That was a great speech. 59 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,105 That was really, really, really good speech, 60 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,442 but have you seen our clientele? 61 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:44,509 Right behind me. 62 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,577 Right over here. 63 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,013 Take a look at 'em. 64 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,580 And I don't wanna say we're proud, 65 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,816 but we're not ashamed. 66 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,785 Look, when Panda customers open this can, 67 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,721 they're saying who they are. 68 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,089 They're making a statement. 69 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,591 I am asking Shoreview Cruises 70 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,460 to make that same statement. 71 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:03,995 Shit! 72 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,902 Please don't tell my boss. 73 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,678 This is the final boarding call 74 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,648 for flight 2816 nonstop service to Chicago... 75 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,919 Hey. Hey, how'd it go? 76 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,856 It was a certifiable disaster. 77 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,592 You realize this is my third job in four years. 78 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:34,926 Sweetie. 79 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,828 I'm, I'm sorry. 80 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,930 - And I'm boarding soon. - Remember. 81 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,666 Thousands of people fly every day. 82 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,602 - Yeah. - It's like... 83 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,103 safer than lying down in bed. 84 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:49,007 Great. I'll remember that when I'm sleeping tonight. 85 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,176 Excuse me, can I? Thank you. 86 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:55,847 - Hi. - Hi. 87 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,115 How you doing? 88 00:06:58,452 --> 00:06:59,718 I'm in 32F. 89 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,154 Hasn't been your day, has it? 90 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,089 No, not really. 91 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,492 How about an upgrade to first class? 92 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:09,961 - Really? - Yeah. 93 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,997 - Okay. - Seat 2A. 94 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,000 Thank you. 95 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,922 - Hi. - Champagne? 96 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,037 Thanks. 97 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,739 Hello. 98 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,510 Champagne, miss? 99 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:26,745 Ladies and gentlemen... 100 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,046 - Champagne? - Yes! 101 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:29,915 Thank you. 102 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,116 Direct service to JFK. 103 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,429 Thank you. 104 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,741 Place carry-on bags 105 00:07:33,742 --> 00:07:35,053 in the overhead compartment. 106 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,655 Champagne, miss? 107 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,722 Your champagne, sir. 108 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,526 All right, cheers. 109 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,761 Cheers! 110 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,596 It's my phone. 111 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,964 Uh, yeah, no, no. I'm here. 112 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,584 Somebody thought I was talking to them. 113 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:51,203 Um, yeah, so I'll see you guys, uh, next month. 114 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:01,780 Excuse me, ma'am. 115 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,482 Uh, that's unacceptable. 116 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,016 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 117 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,185 Uh, good evening, sir. 118 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,488 - Hi. - Hi. 119 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,123 Would you be interested in, um, 120 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,959 the new business class lounge at JFK? 121 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:14,993 Oh, no. Thanks. 122 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,828 Oh, my god. 123 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,219 Is that normal? 124 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,609 Oh, my god! 125 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:20,999 - Did we hit something? - Uh... 126 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,269 We're currently experiencing some slight turbulence. 127 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,004 Please remain seated until the captain 128 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,139 has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign. 129 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,908 This is your captain. Hold on. 130 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,276 - We're gonna be... - Oh, shit! 131 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:33,778 Oh, my god! 132 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,614 This is it. We're gonna die! 133 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,049 No, no. Yeah, yeah. It's just some turbulence. 134 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,150 What do you think they're gonna say? 135 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,919 They're not gonna say "This is it. 136 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,687 "You're all gonna die" That would make everyone freak out! 137 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,755 This is it, though. 138 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,290 I haven't done anything with my life! 139 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,993 I haven't done anything! 140 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,629 I haven't climbed a mountain. I've never had kids. 141 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,797 I never got a tattoo. 142 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,933 I don't even know if I have a G-spot. 143 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,568 - Excuse me? - I think that I'm someone 144 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,270 that I don't have one of those. 145 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,972 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just say that out loud? 146 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,807 That's okay. You can keep talking. 147 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,745 My career's a joke. 148 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,080 I just messed up my first big meeting 149 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,882 and I'm not gonna get a promotion. 150 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,151 And there's this awful girl named Artemis... 151 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,220 She got a promotion over me, 152 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:19,624 and so I water her stupid spider plant with orange juice. 153 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,927 I wish that I could pee standing up. 154 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,696 I wish that I knew what it was like to have a penis. 155 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,100 Every single time I hear "Demons" 156 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:32,003 by Imagine Dragons, I cry instantly. 157 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,606 Even thinking about it makes me cry. 158 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,107 And my boyfriend, Connor, 159 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,009 he's obsessed with jazz. 160 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,878 And he took me to all these jazz concerts, 161 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,581 and I pretend to like it but I hate jazz. 162 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,615 I hate jazz. 163 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,284 And Connor does this 164 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,986 really weird thing with his tongue, 165 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,687 but I told him that it was amazing... 166 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,824 and that my whole body opened up like a flower, and he asked... 167 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,726 What kind of flower? 168 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,262 So I said... Begonia? 169 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,131 I don't think that I've ever really been in love, 170 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,001 and I don't think anyone's ever really loved me. 171 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:07,772 I just want, like, this huge, amazing romance, 172 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,308 like this, like, earthquake. 173 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,829 Like if I could just... Excuse me. 174 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,013 Ladies and gentlemen... 175 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,116 - What? - Sorry. We, we landed. 176 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,368 What? 177 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:20,619 If you checked baggage, 178 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,870 you can pick it up at carousel... 179 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,121 Turbulence stopped like a half hour ago. 180 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,756 Why didn't you tell me that? 181 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,092 Seems like you had a few things to get off your chest. 182 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,394 Oh, my god! Oh, my god. 183 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,895 Okay. 184 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,197 I have to go. 185 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,765 Oh. 186 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,274 Emma! You're alive! 187 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,010 Connor. 188 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,382 Mmm. 189 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,851 - I missed you. - Me too. 190 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,185 What happened to you? 191 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,920 Just a little turbulence. 192 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:59,691 Turbulence? No, I got your text that said... 193 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,826 "We're in a death spiral, not gonna make it. 194 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,862 Know that I loofah you." 195 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,096 I mean, I know what that meant. 196 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,898 I just wanna go home. 197 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,701 Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait. 198 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,103 Oh, oh, Emma. 199 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,305 I don't know what I'd do without you. 200 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,774 I, I've been thinking... 201 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,426 I'm thinking that it's time 202 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,307 that we take our relationship to the next level. 203 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,447 Emma... 204 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,418 we should move in together. 205 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,121 Well? 206 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,157 Okay. 207 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,096 Oh. 208 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,432 Oh, you're very sad. Okay. 209 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,200 Okay. Yeah. That's okay. 210 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,335 It's okay, baby. It's okay. 211 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,004 Let's go in, let's go in the car. 212 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,172 Let's go in the car. 213 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,308 Jeez, how bad was the flight? 214 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,776 There you go, okay. 215 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,812 There's a quiet, safe place to cry. 216 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,380 Tootsies in. 217 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:12,330 Like a little angel. 218 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,903 You look so heavenly perfect. 219 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,475 I wanna die in each other's arms. 220 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,176 Oh, shit! 221 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,179 I can't believe I get to wake up to this every morning. 222 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,280 What? 223 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,416 When you move in! 224 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,319 Oh, yeah. Right. 225 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,321 - Espresso? - Oh, yeah. 226 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,989 Pronto. 227 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,797 I got this new Colombian blend. It is... 228 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,065 to die for. 229 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,834 - Yeah? - Oh. Almost forgot to tell you. 230 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,302 Guess what I got tickets for? 231 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,340 The Bjorn Svornson Quartet. 232 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,360 Wow. 233 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,811 It's gonna be their last show of the year. 234 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,846 That's great. 235 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,382 Almost forgot the saucers. 236 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,518 But we need them because if you spill in the bed, 237 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,852 I will be very upset. 238 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,327 Here comes the espresso train. 239 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,796 Choo-choo! 240 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,798 Madame. 241 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,965 Thank you. 242 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,307 Fruit. 243 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,409 Lot of nut. 244 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,312 Lot of nut in this. 245 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,282 Ooh. 246 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,385 That's smooth. 247 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,953 I'll see you at the office. 248 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,588 I've got to do a two. 249 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,361 I was up till midnight 250 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,595 - caulking her tub. - Ugh. 251 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,530 She's not using me, is she? 252 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,199 Well, of course she's using you. 253 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,169 She's just... looking for a free handyman. 254 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,105 Yeah, I should have realized. She asked me on our first date 255 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,341 if I had plumbing or roofing experience. 256 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,343 I have the worst taste in women. 257 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,046 No, no you don't. It's not your fault. 258 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,114 I mean, how are you supposed to know? 259 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,516 There's no way to know. 260 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,218 I'm not gonna cry at work. 261 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,919 I'll be there for you. If you really need to. 262 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,487 But let's do it privately this time. 263 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,230 What the heck is going on? 264 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,398 Hey, Nick. 265 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,401 What's going on? 266 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,903 Jack Harper's visiting. 267 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,238 Who? 268 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,923 Are you serious? 269 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,607 Well, he only co-founded the company you work for. 270 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,077 I thought he had a breakdown after Pete Laddler died? 271 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,379 Well, looks like he's back in the game. 272 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,615 - That's got to be him. - Yeah. 273 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,283 That's got to be him. 274 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,252 Are you being sarcastic? 275 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,288 You know... Corrigan! 276 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,024 Okay, stay strong. 277 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,360 Good luck. 278 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,098 Hi. 279 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,400 Did you forget to take your meds or something? 280 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,968 - No. - I'm... 281 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,637 just trying to understand the phone call 282 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,171 I just got from Chicago. 283 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,440 I mean, is this some kind of psychotic break 284 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,608 that we're dealing with? 285 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,110 Is this a manic state? 286 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,479 Some Kanye at The White House shit? 287 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,613 What the fuck happened 288 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,782 - to Shoreview? - Nothing. 289 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,950 Did you really pour a drink on Doug Hamilton? 290 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,120 No. It was like a tiny little bit of spray. 291 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,621 Like, I was gesticulating with the can. 292 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,391 I was passionate about, the, the product. And I just... 293 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,993 - I was just like gesticulating. - Were you... were you doing this 294 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,094 in the meeting? 295 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,613 I just, it got shook up. 296 00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:33,131 - Stop doing that with your hand! - It just... 297 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,565 It was like that much, though. 298 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,967 - Shh. - Okay. 299 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,168 Just clean up your desk. 300 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,670 - What? - You're firing me? I... 301 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,638 Learn to listen, Corrigan. 302 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,174 I said clean it up, not out. 303 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,376 Jack Harper will be here in a few minutes. 304 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,512 And if you spill Panda Prime on him, 305 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,713 then you're fucking gone. 306 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,015 - I'm not gonna spill... - Shh! 307 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,553 Okay, everyone. 308 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,322 Listen up! 309 00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,225 This is an informal visit, nothing more. 310 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:05,463 Mr. Harper will come in, maybe talk to one or two of you, 311 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,632 so act normal... 312 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,356 just better. 313 00:16:14,357 --> 00:16:16,174 Not a really great meeting for you, was it there, Emma? 314 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,826 Savage. 315 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,477 Cybill's not really liking you today. 316 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,647 Okay, everyone. He's on the floor. 317 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,349 So go about your everyday task. 318 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,617 Now! 319 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,495 Jack. 320 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:43,001 Everyone, may I have your attention, please. 321 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,371 It is my distinct honor and pleasure to introduce... 322 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,739 our founding father. 323 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:51,209 The man who has influenced and inspired 324 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,611 an entire generation of marketers. 325 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,213 The inimitable... 326 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,748 Jack Harper. 327 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,354 Thank you, Cybill. Everybody. 328 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,772 And who's this? 329 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,189 Ah. This is Emma Corrigan. 330 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,292 One of our junior marketing assistants. 331 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,261 Hi, Emma. 332 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,229 Hello, Mr. Harper. It's very nice to meet you. 333 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,198 Uh, it's nice to meet you. 334 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,201 Show the man who you are. 335 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,071 Now, Emma, what, what do you do, Emma? 336 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,640 I work in the marketing department. 337 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,076 Emma was just in Chicago on business. 338 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,577 We try to give our junior staff 339 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,679 responsibilities early as possible. 340 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,381 That's a great idea. 341 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,616 I could use a coffee. 342 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,284 How's, how's the coffee here? 343 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,588 The coffee is absolute poison. 344 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,324 It's fricking terrible! 345 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,594 It's... 346 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,663 It's delicious. 347 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,799 That's great. Good to hear. 348 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,134 And this is Artemis Harrington, 349 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,503 one of our brightest young executives. 350 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,771 - Hi, sir. - Hi. 351 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,506 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? 352 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,375 Yes. Bonjour. 353 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,311 - Oh, you're French. - Two percent. 354 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,448 Well, um, I like your, I like your spider plant. 355 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,683 Thank you, sir. 356 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,752 It's, um, looks very healthy. 357 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,554 And this is Nick. 358 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,290 He's another one of our junior marketing executives. 359 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,825 - Mr. Harper. - Nice to meet you. 360 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,526 - Call me Nicky. - Um... 361 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,797 Well, I'm sure I'll get to meet all of you at some point, 362 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,950 and, uh... 363 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,102 look forward to getting to know some of you a little bit better. 364 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,369 Right this way, Jack. 365 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,207 Au revoir! 366 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,876 You're from Pittsburgh. 367 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,521 - Hi. - Hi. 368 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:48,526 So... So... 369 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,196 What a coincidence. 370 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,898 - It's good to see you again. - Yeah. 371 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,634 - How are you? - I, I'm good. How are you? 372 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,869 Good. 373 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:03,141 The world works in such mysterious ways. 374 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,308 - Yeah. - Doesn't it? 375 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,811 It does. 376 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:11,315 So... Jack... Harp... Mr. Harper... 377 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,851 In my defense, I had no idea who you were. 378 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,155 So I don't think that I should... 379 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,390 be peen-alized. 380 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,593 You, you don't think I should penalize you? 381 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,328 Is that how you pronounce it? 382 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,930 Pen... penalized? 383 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,266 The penalty flag, not a "peenalty" flag. 384 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,935 Right. Now that you say it, "peenalized", 385 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,403 It's weird. 386 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,672 - I, uh... - It's like "penis". Sorry. 387 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,541 Neither of us are wrong. 388 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,808 You're gonna fire me. 389 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,327 Please don't fire me. 390 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,845 - I'm gonna like... - I'm not gonna fire you. 391 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,414 Great. Great. Thank you. 392 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,551 But I am gonna ask for a favor. 393 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,887 I would really like it if nobody knew that I was in Chicago. 394 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,722 Do you think we could keep that between us? 395 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,057 Yeah. 396 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,391 - Yeah? - Of course. Of course. 397 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,960 - You haven't told anybody? - No. 398 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,495 No. I'm like a steel trap. 399 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,397 Like, nothing goes in and nothing comes out. 400 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,532 Well stuff goes in, it's like... 401 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,302 like one of these, you know? 402 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,254 It's like a... 403 00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:08,205 Venus fly trap. Like you get in there, 404 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,575 and then... You die in there. 405 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,276 In like... 406 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,413 So it all goes in and it dies in here. 407 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,248 - I feel very safe. - Good. 408 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,482 - Yeah. - And the same thing goes 409 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,284 for you, though, like... 410 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,520 everything I said... 411 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,689 Dies with me. To the grave. 412 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,957 So... 413 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,694 We're both dying with each other's secrets. 414 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,795 Yes. 415 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,364 That's quite intimate. 416 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,971 So, you've really never been in love? 417 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,475 Did I say that? 418 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,510 No, I didn't, right? 419 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,813 Oh, I mean... 420 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,482 I mean, who really even knows what love is? 421 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,952 No one has any goddamn idea what love is 422 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,688 on this entire planet. 423 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,258 And I'll tell you that, as a fact. 424 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,359 Mm-hm. 425 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,374 Lissy? 426 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,048 Hey, Lissy. Need to talk to you. 427 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:25,950 - Emma. - Hey. 428 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,251 - Hi. - You're early. 429 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,551 You're home. You're home early. 430 00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,321 Oh, hi. Hi. 431 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,856 - This is, um... - So sorry. 432 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,357 - This is Omar. - Hi. 433 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,393 - Hi. - Um, Emma, my roommate. 434 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,428 - Hi, pleasure to meet you. - Hi. Yeah, you too. 435 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,798 Omar and I were just reviewing some case notes. 436 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,300 - Cool. That's fun. - Mm-hm. 437 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,335 Yeah, it's fun, but it's work. 438 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,672 And we're, we're just swamped at work, aren't we? 439 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,440 - Of course. Mm-hm. - Yeah. 440 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,975 - So... - Yeah. 441 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,477 Well, you know, I think we got to a good place. 442 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,578 We can pick it up tomorrow. 443 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,963 - Yeah. - Okay, I should be going now. 444 00:21:55,964 --> 00:21:57,347 - See you tomorrow. - Great, nice meeting you. 445 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,616 - Yeah, you too. - Yeah. 446 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,685 Have a really good day. 447 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,956 Wow. 448 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,558 - So... - He's new. 449 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,694 He's, yeah, I'm kind of, showing him the ropes. 450 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,430 - Great. - Yeah, great. 451 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,099 He's like, kind of, ripped for a lawyer. 452 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,368 - Is he? - You didn't notice that? 453 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,637 - Well... - That he was, uh, attractive? 454 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,356 Yeah, I guess he is. 455 00:22:21,357 --> 00:22:23,074 I guess he is. I just see him so much at work, 456 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:26,444 I guess I'm used to, like, his physique. 457 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,878 Totally. I believe you. 458 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,979 - That looks good. - Yeah. 459 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,414 You look like you need it. 460 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,617 Is there a man here? 461 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,618 I thought I, like, smelled a presence or something. 462 00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:36,721 - He left. - Yeah. 463 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,823 He's my co-worker. 464 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,591 Did you finish the quiz? 465 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,176 Yeah. 466 00:22:42,177 --> 00:22:43,760 - What quiz? - It's this article. 467 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,430 Says that proportions of beauty have always been the same, 468 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:50,568 so you can figure out how beautiful you are. 469 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,602 Scientifically. 470 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,870 What did you get? 471 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,438 I'm a 33. 472 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,407 Out of what? 473 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,375 - A hundred. - That's ridiculous. 474 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,511 I think 33 is pretty good for you. 475 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,713 Scientifically. 476 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,015 Gemma, what did you get? 477 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,884 Eighty-nine. 478 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,953 And that's without all this. 479 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,590 So dumb. You are so stunning. 480 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:13,991 That's insanity. 481 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:20,765 Whatever. 482 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,066 I'm going to a bris. 483 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,735 Night, ladies. 484 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,706 No shoes in the apartment! 485 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,941 God, that outfit is hideous. 486 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,910 You're not gonna believe what happened today. 487 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,362 What? 488 00:23:34,363 --> 00:23:35,813 You remember that guy, the guy from the plane? 489 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,014 The one you spilled your guts to? 490 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,717 Mm-hm. He showed up at work today. 491 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,652 - Like, stalking you? - No. 492 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,455 He's the top guy at the company. 493 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,723 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 494 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,592 Wait, I thought that guy died? 495 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,827 Mm-mm. 496 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,095 No, that's the other guy. 497 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,998 But this guy fell apart after Pete died. 498 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,166 - Hmm. - They were like brothers. 499 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:58,002 Anyway, I told him all of my secrets. 500 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,603 Like, I told him everything about me. 501 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:03,140 I told him about... the begonia. 502 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:06,043 And I told him about Danny Nussbaum. 503 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:10,214 He lasted for 17 seconds. 504 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:12,950 - I counted. - Oh. 505 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,085 Oh, my god. 506 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:17,588 So, what? 507 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,490 He knows a few things about you. 508 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,058 So, what? 509 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,129 You don't have any secrets from me though, do you? 510 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,600 I had a sex dream about my best friend and roommate Lissy. 511 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,235 It's like, in there, now. 512 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,942 No. Of course not. 513 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,879 So when are you gonna move in with Connor? 514 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,113 Um... 515 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:44,849 I don't know. 516 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,684 He's still in his pantsless phase? 517 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:47,952 He is still. 518 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:50,588 - Hmm. - Connor's great. 519 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:53,123 Thing's like, thing's aren't... 520 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,628 They're... they're not that romantic anymore. 521 00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:00,531 I think that's normal for things to kind of slow down, and... 522 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,566 fade out a little like that. 523 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:04,502 But that doesn't mean you can't spice it up. 524 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,603 How? 525 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,271 What about doing it at work? 526 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:11,175 With him? Like, Connor would... I don't... 527 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,944 It was just a suggestion. I don't know. 528 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,957 Oh, hello again. 529 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,158 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 530 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,827 Okay. 531 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,195 - I'm gonna... - Yeah, okay. 532 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,263 Thanks. 533 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,799 Everyone. 534 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,735 Jack will be observing what we do, 535 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,236 see how we operate as a team. 536 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:43,040 And before I forget, thank you, team... 537 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,277 for coming out to last week's family picnic. 538 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,013 It truly meant the world to me. 539 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,081 And it was an incredible opportunity 540 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,950 for us to meet each other's families 541 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:57,221 and to have what I like to call, good old-fashioned fun. 542 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,160 Don't fucking embarrass me. 543 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:09,199 Uh, you can just ignore me. 544 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:11,302 Really. I'm not here. 545 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:19,577 Hi! Yes, this is Artemis Harrington in marketing. 546 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,644 Uh-huh. 547 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:23,464 Um... 548 00:26:23,465 --> 00:26:26,283 Emma? Can you get me the, uh, Costco brochure, please? 549 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:27,351 Faster. 550 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:30,354 My assistant's coming now. 551 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,924 I can't, I can't reach that. 552 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,759 Okay, just one second. 553 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,661 Yeah. I still can't reach it. 554 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,098 Thank you so much. 555 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,033 That's my girl! 556 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,935 Don't know what we would do without her. 557 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,637 I will have this... 558 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,839 Sent over to you right away. 559 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,401 Au revoir. 560 00:26:56,849 --> 00:27:00,284 Um, is it always this quiet? 561 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,152 You know, when Pete and I were starting out, 562 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,521 we talked about everything. 563 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,889 Um, yeah, what we were watching, what we were listening to, 564 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:08,359 - what we were reading. - Oh! 565 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,961 Yeah? 566 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,631 I am devouring a biography 567 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:17,034 on Queen Mary I of England. 568 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,036 Also known as Bloody Mary. 569 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,704 - Wow. - Yeah. 570 00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:22,339 She was, she was a feisty one. 571 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,942 I'm in the middle of a history of 14th century tapestries. 572 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,711 - Nice! - It's, uh... 573 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,880 invigorating. 574 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,182 Uh, what about you, Emma? 575 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,786 Weren't you reading Great Expectations... 576 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:38,022 in your little "book club"? 577 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:42,926 I could not get through it. 578 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,261 So I just skimmed the back cover. 579 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,997 Mm-hm. 580 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,899 What, uh, what do you think? 581 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:54,772 You know I, I actually, it really resonated with me. 582 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,708 Which part exactly resonated? 583 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,411 Um, the resonances. 584 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,247 The resonances resonated. 585 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:04,848 I'm gonna, I have to get back to work. 586 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,050 - Yeah. No, please. - I'm really busy. 587 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,492 - Yeah. Okay. - Hmm. 588 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,422 Sir. 589 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,060 Too bad. 590 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,996 Uh, Casey, Mr. Harper. 591 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:21,231 Uh, um... 592 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,901 I'm sorry. 593 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,870 Oh, it's okay. Just a fly on the wall. 594 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:29,106 - Uh-huh. - Proceed. 595 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:32,176 - Okay. - Don't. Don't proceed. 596 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,079 - Uh... - I just... 597 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,114 I, I just came to ask Emma 598 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,316 if she wanted to go over some numbers with me. 599 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,919 Casey comes and he asks if I wanna go over the numbers, 600 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,153 but what he really means is, 601 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:45,155 "Can we go sneak out and get some coffee." 602 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,890 I'm so busy right now. 603 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,892 I'm really, um... 604 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,729 This is a two-person number job. 605 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,731 I can't do it on my own, so... 606 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,449 - Uh... - Come on. 607 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,166 Last time I, sort of, I was, like, a hindrance. 608 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:59,303 No, you're the go, you're like a human calculator. 609 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,438 - Casey, just... - It's what you are. 610 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,407 That's, I think you should get started on that. 611 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,210 I, I, I think you should go over the numbers. 612 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,349 You think he knew? 613 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,986 Harper? About our little system? 614 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:26,230 He's, uh, he's handsome. Hm? 615 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:29,366 Yeah, he's like, boy-band handsome. 616 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:32,169 He's tall, he's rich. 617 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,037 I hate him. 618 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:35,906 Jesus, Mr. Harper. 619 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,174 Uh, sir. 620 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:38,542 Uh, how are those numbers working out? 621 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:41,345 I, uh, I don't want that one. Okay, I'll take it. 622 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,413 Um, you know, that's... 623 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:46,917 Uh, I'm gonna take the stairs, so I can... 624 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,354 Come on in. 625 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,067 You know, when we were starting out, 626 00:30:04,069 --> 00:30:06,403 Pete and I, we, uh, we had a code. 627 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:10,440 One of us would ask the other to bring him the Leopold file. 628 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,912 - The Leopold file? - Yeah. 629 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,080 Didn't exist. It was just a... 630 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:18,816 An excuse to get away from our desk. 631 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,454 Hey. 632 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,856 Mr. Harper. 633 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,925 Hi. I, I, I'm Jack Harper. 634 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,560 Jack, uh, you're Jack Harper. 635 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:31,195 I'm Connor Martin. Market research. 636 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:32,797 Oh, yeah. 637 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:34,398 I, uh, I'm on my way to your presentation. 638 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,000 Oh, oh. I am so excited. 639 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,468 Well, uh, I can't wait. 640 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:45,442 Oh, you two are an item. Correct? 641 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,543 Oh. 642 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,612 Yes. 643 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,882 Do you just sense... sense this stuff, or... 644 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,450 No, no, no. Um... 645 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:58,155 Have you ever found Emma's presence here distracting? 646 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,325 Oh, no. No, sir. 647 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:04,228 I, I promise that when Emma and I are at work, 648 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:07,464 she, she... we are nothing. 649 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,383 We are nothing. 650 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,301 We might as well be two eunuchs. 651 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:15,172 - Take our parts... - Uh-huh. 652 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,407 Put them in separate drawers. 653 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,077 Leave them until 5:00 p.m. 654 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,080 Great. 655 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,448 Okay. 656 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,550 Uh... 657 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,553 Emma, why don't you join us? 658 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,425 Okay, thank you so much 659 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,161 for joining me today for my presentation 660 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:41,465 on the evolving demographics of Panda Bites. 661 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:44,201 As you know, Panda Bites has been doing... 662 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,504 Badly. Very badly. 663 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,071 But we are hoping to maybe turn that around 664 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,074 with, uh, some of the data that we have gathered. 665 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:54,111 So, the first thing that you should know, 666 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,147 is that we have discovered that our target demographic is... 667 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,450 Millennials! 668 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,321 Let's look at a typical millennial. 669 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,467 Oh, he's got to... I wish I was in bed. 670 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,637 Suspenders... Yes. 671 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:27,110 A guitar case. 672 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,646 'Cause he's in a band. 673 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,481 His shirt has a pattern. 674 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,483 Okay, thank you so much. 675 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,153 I think we get the picture. 676 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,221 Um, so this is a millennial. 677 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,258 We, uh, interviewed 1,000 of them 678 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:42,943 form all across the country. 679 00:32:42,944 --> 00:32:44,627 And we asked them about various aspects 680 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,430 of Panda Bites. 681 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,598 What we learned is that our, our target demo 682 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,001 is 18 to 35. 683 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,003 Uh, they drink Panda Prime four times a day, 684 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,738 they eat organic when it's available, 685 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,573 they go out to restaurants on the weekends. 686 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,442 When they ride on the train, 687 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,310 they try to avoid making eye contact with people. 688 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,178 Most of them would have bought tickets to the Fyre Festival, 689 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,247 and most of them would've been very upset when they found out 690 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,382 that the Fyre Festival wasn't actually something. 691 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,250 Are you... 692 00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:11,455 Wrap it up! 693 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,692 That's basically what we know about the demographic 694 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,361 of the, uh, millennial. 695 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:20,464 Uh, we're looking forward to, uh, investing more resources 696 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,366 and trying to get them to eat Panda Bites. 697 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:25,469 Does anyone, um, have anything to say about this? 698 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,205 I, actually, um. 699 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,140 Corrigan, then, great. 700 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:34,111 My grandpa and his friends are obsessed with Panda Bites. 701 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:36,546 They eat them, like, three times a day. 702 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:40,650 Um, so I thought, I don't know, maybe we could ask them why. 703 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:45,055 Maybe there's something there that's not being accurately... 704 00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:48,158 portrayed in all of the data. 705 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,796 But your grandpa is not our target demographic. 706 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:57,200 I mean, does this guy look like a grandpa? 707 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,642 - Yes. - No, look. 708 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,272 I think what Connor is trying to say, 709 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,775 is that Panda Bites isn't performing. 710 00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:06,476 So we need to axe that. 711 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:09,780 If we are going to maximize concept innovation, 712 00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:11,548 then we need to focus.. 713 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,650 On strategic competencies. 714 00:34:15,788 --> 00:34:17,587 - Could you, um... - Yes. 715 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,790 - Could you say that again. - Absolutely, sir. 716 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,558 - Um... - Not like a Harvard Professor. 717 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:28,398 From a, a strategic... 718 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,101 Without using the word "strategic". 719 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:34,638 Uh, we should focus on... 720 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:37,274 what we do... 721 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,077 Good. Well. 722 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:41,578 Great. Like... 723 00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:43,246 Yes. 724 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,181 Perfect. 725 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:45,582 I don't mean to single you out, 726 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,617 and I appreciate what you're doing, all of you. 727 00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:49,820 It's a lot. 728 00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:52,722 But Pete used to say, 729 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,558 "Sometimes, you just got to kiss. 730 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,826 Keep it simple, stupid." 731 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,629 That's what I would like us to do as a company. 732 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,132 I thought you were saying, "We should kiss." 733 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,300 - Thank you so much. - No. 734 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,668 Thank you very much. 735 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:07,404 Ladies, thank you for your input. Appreciate it. 736 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,111 So, uh... 737 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,780 Artiste. 738 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,315 It's actually pretty good. 739 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,450 Is he the one? 740 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,789 I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. 741 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,191 - You sure? - Yes. 742 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:30,594 Are, are you convincing me or yourself? 743 00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:58,522 Ow. 744 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,329 Hey, there. 745 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,797 What? 746 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,766 Why are you standing like that? 747 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,401 I want you to look at my body. 748 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,637 Do you have like a rash or something, or... 749 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,306 No, I don't have... 750 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,941 I wanna look attractive for you. 751 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,876 I, I thought there was some emergency. 752 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,311 There is. 753 00:36:22,915 --> 00:36:24,748 Hey. 754 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,683 We never make love spontaneously anymore. 755 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:27,884 Mmm! 756 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,386 When did, when did we ever? 757 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,787 Oh, my gosh! 758 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,355 Come on! 759 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,690 Make love to me, right here, right now. 760 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,858 Are you crazy? No! 761 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,627 - No, Emma! - Well, maybe I am crazy! Like... 762 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,796 Isn't love supposed to make you a little bit crazy? 763 00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:44,334 Uh, like, you know, take off on a Thursday crazy! Not, not this! 764 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,870 - Emma, Emma, Emma, stop. Stop. - What? 765 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,539 I'm so sorry, I didn't... 766 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,807 Yeah. Let's just not talk about it. 767 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,375 I just... 768 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,910 I was just trying to get the spark back. 769 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,512 What, what, what spark? 770 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,382 Oh, my god. 771 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,552 I've been so stupid. 772 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,771 Yeah. You think? 773 00:37:04,772 --> 00:37:07,132 - Sex in the archive room? - Connor, this isn't working out. 774 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:08,858 What did you expect? 775 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,494 No. Not this, just everything. 776 00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:13,096 This, us. 777 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,697 I don't think we're, we're working. 778 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,399 You're joking, right? 779 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,602 Are you breaking up with me? 780 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,270 Yeah. 781 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:21,937 Because, because I, I wouldn't have sex with you 782 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,857 in the archive room? 783 00:37:23,858 --> 00:37:25,775 No, that's not why. It's a bunch of reasons. 784 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,678 I'm everything a woman could want. 785 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,983 I listen. I perform cunnilingus. 786 00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:36,586 I opened up your world to jazz. 787 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,557 - I'm a catch, okay? - I know, yeah. I'm really sorry. 788 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,592 Two, two, two seconds ago... 789 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:46,396 my, my wiener was out in my place of business. 790 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:48,298 - Well, I don't know... - And now you don't wanna be 791 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,866 - with me. - You put your ass out 792 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,433 everywhere else, I don't know what the big deal 793 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:52,736 about doing it 794 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:54,037 - in the empty archive room. - No. No! 795 00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:57,007 I put my ass out in my home, 796 00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:59,809 at the gym, at the doctor's, 797 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,012 and at a certain yoga class that I take 798 00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:05,415 that is very specific, welcoming, and supportive. 799 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:08,618 That's too many places, Connor! 800 00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:13,856 If you would have acted like the perfect couple for long enough, 801 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,026 you would've become the perfect couple. 802 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:19,029 Yeah. But we wouldn't have been happy. 803 00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:21,564 You would've been the perfect couple. 804 00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:22,832 That is happy. 805 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,801 Everyone pretends in a relationship. 806 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,636 Well, maybe they shouldn't. 807 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:27,904 Are you joking? 808 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,940 Being honest is so overrated. 809 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:33,343 My parents have been married over 30 years 810 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:36,579 and my dad still thinks my mom is a natural blonde. 811 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:37,681 And she's Asian. 812 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,617 That's so sad. 813 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:43,953 Not that she's Asian. 814 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:46,523 Relationships should be based on truth. 815 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:47,891 - Yeah. - And trust. 816 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,893 I give up. 817 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,997 I'm going to a baby shower. 818 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,975 I really can't believe it, but it turns out 819 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:08,111 that those wrestlers, they're actors, 820 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,013 and that they're not actually fighting each other. 821 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,548 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I'd been watching it 822 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:12,782 - for years at that point. - Hey, Nick! 823 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:16,086 - Yeah? - Hey, um... Hi. 824 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,822 Hi. Um... 825 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:20,457 Panda Bites is your account, right? 826 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:21,625 Till they get the boot. 827 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:22,792 Right, well until then, can I just have, 828 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,461 like, a tiny little bit of the marketing budget 829 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,463 to put a two-for-one ad in a magazine? 830 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:27,697 Where? 831 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:31,101 Um... Bowling Monthly. 832 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,103 I have a theory to test. 833 00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:35,672 Look, I think that we've been targeting the wrong demo. 834 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,006 Like, I'm telling you, 835 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,074 my grandpa and his friends, 836 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,809 they're obsessed with Panda Bites. 837 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,445 Somebody's obsessed with their grandpa. 838 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:46,983 I'm going. 839 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:52,722 Nick, please. 840 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,892 I don't know. 841 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,927 I won't tell anyone what happened 842 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,829 at Chuck's retirement party. 843 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,400 Uh... 844 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,707 Fine. 845 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,709 Thank you. Thank you so much. 846 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:13,977 - Uh-huh. - Thank you. 847 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,512 Corrigan! 848 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,914 Jack Harper's assistant called, 849 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,650 wants you to bring the Leopold file to his office. 850 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:28,825 Uh, yeah, guys, I'm gonna say 851 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,960 that you're way off base on this one. 852 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,829 Jan, I'm gonna go and hand this over to you. 853 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,164 - Okay. - Thank you. 854 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,668 - Hey, uh, come in. - Yeah. 855 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,938 What does this look like to you? 856 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,840 That. 857 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,675 Mm-hm. 858 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:51,848 Panda and a... cockroach? 859 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:55,952 It's actually... ovaries with some panda eyes. 860 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,720 - So, yeah. - Okay. 861 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,556 Would you buy this... 862 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,891 if it was on a product of some kind? 863 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:05,161 Is it a product for my ovaries? 864 00:41:06,198 --> 00:41:07,664 No, it's not. 865 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:13,903 No. That's the right answer. That's the right answer, yeah. 866 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,004 It's terrible. 867 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:18,107 - Anyway. Hi. - Hi. 868 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:21,211 Um, I brought you the, the Leopold file. 869 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,581 You made an actual Leopold file. 870 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,782 Yeah. 871 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,484 Well, I didn't want... if I dropped it, 872 00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:31,054 I didn't want anyone to see that there was nothing in there. 873 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,755 So... 874 00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:35,959 "From the office of Ernest P. Leopold. 875 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:38,261 Six thousand cases of Panda Prime." 876 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,530 Wow, that's, that's quite the customer. 877 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,399 That's right. 878 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,633 "May I add that I am delighted" 879 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,768 with all aspects of your company, 880 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:47,036 and have taken to starting my day 881 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,738 with a bowl of Panda Pebbles. 882 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,508 "Which is the best cereal I've ever had." 883 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,609 Yep. 884 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:53,977 Wow. This is... 885 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,012 This is amazing. 886 00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:58,748 Pete would've, he would've loved this. 887 00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:02,018 - Thank you. - Of course. 888 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,820 Um, do you wanna, do you wanna sit down? 889 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,088 Okay. 890 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,132 So, um... 891 00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:19,736 Um... 892 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,307 I, I heard you and Connor broke up. 893 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,009 Uh... 894 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:28,711 - I'm sorry. Are, are you okay? - Yeah. 895 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:32,949 I'm fine. I think, you know, it's for the best. 896 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,751 It'll be good to be single. 897 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,721 Freedom. 898 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:39,889 - Right. - Mm-hm. 899 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,292 Right. Yeah, um... 900 00:42:42,294 --> 00:42:45,795 Yeah. Sure, okay. Um, well, I guess... 901 00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:47,196 Maybe now is not the... 902 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:51,701 best time to ask, um... What? 903 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:56,773 Well, I was, I was, I was wondering if you... 904 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:58,675 wanted to, um... 905 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:04,013 Uh... I, I was gonna ask you... Date? 906 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:05,915 - Uh... - I was gonna say dinner. 907 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,952 But sure, yeah, uh... 908 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,688 Would you, would you want to? 909 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:14,891 Yeah, sure. 910 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:16,759 How's tonight? 911 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:17,894 Okay. 912 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:19,762 All right, um, okay. 913 00:43:20,632 --> 00:43:21,798 - Great. - Great. 914 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,999 - Great. - Thank you so much. 915 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,602 Okay. 916 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:26,736 - Okay. - Uh... 917 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:30,373 Goodbye. 918 00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:35,812 Lissy? 919 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,880 - Huh? - Lissy, please? 920 00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:40,516 - No. I said no! - Please. 921 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:43,151 Please, I need to impress him. I can't think of anything else. 922 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,387 The key... 923 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:47,357 "The key shall not be transferred 924 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,193 to any non-member under any circumstances." 925 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:52,629 Please. I will owe you big time, 926 00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:54,964 like, I will love you forever, 927 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,899 - and I will cook you dinner. - Okay. 928 00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:58,968 - For two years. - Stop. Just stop. 929 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,004 - It's making me grind more. - Thank you. 930 00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:03,673 - Don't lose it. - I love you. Thank you. I won't. 931 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,042 I won't, and I'm gonna do the same thing for you 932 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,944 when I'm the member of an exclusive club. 933 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,979 - I promise. - Thank you. 934 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,781 That's where it was the whole time? 935 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,116 In the cork bowl? 936 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,251 Yeah, right under our noses. 937 00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:16,386 That's it? 938 00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,323 Why is it so small? 939 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,793 I don't know. Just show it at the door. 940 00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:25,762 Wait, do you remember the password? 941 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,296 - Blake. - Chad. 942 00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:30,433 Chad! Of course, I knew it was like a douchey name. 943 00:44:32,404 --> 00:44:34,003 Is that him? 944 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:41,194 - Hey. - Hey. 945 00:44:41,195 --> 00:44:43,012 Sorry, I know I'm early, I just, I, I hate being late, 946 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,081 and I didn't know... traffic. 947 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,416 I do that all the time, too. 948 00:44:46,418 --> 00:44:47,717 - Really? - Yeah. 949 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,853 Anyway, I'm not totally ready. 950 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:53,056 Do you wanna wait here and then... 951 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:56,959 Oh, um, I can just wait, I can just wait with you. 952 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:58,928 - Yeah. - If that's okay? 953 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:00,196 Yeah, sure. Yeah, totally. 954 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,764 - Okay. - Come on in, please. 955 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:03,032 After you. 956 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,190 Hey. 957 00:45:10,191 --> 00:45:12,442 Um, so this is my, um, roommate and best friend, Lissy. 958 00:45:12,444 --> 00:45:13,810 - Hi. - That's Toots. 959 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,362 - Jack. - Lissy. 960 00:45:15,363 --> 00:45:16,913 Nice to meet you. Oh, hey, Toots. 961 00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:18,715 Oh, uh, roommate? 962 00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:20,717 I've, uh, heard a lot about you. 963 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:21,918 - Have you? - Yes. 964 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,286 Did you know that I grind my teeth? 965 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:26,055 No, it's a genetic condition. 966 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,323 - So that's why I've... - Oh. 967 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:29,792 - I didn't expect you to... - Oh, no. It's okay. 968 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:31,894 - It's nice to meet you. - Yeah, I mean... 969 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,129 Thank you. Yeah. You too. 970 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,133 So this is your world, huh? 971 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:38,201 Yeah. 972 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,270 "Beacon's closet." 973 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:42,338 Oh, cool. 974 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:51,314 Wow. It's, uh, bright. 975 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:00,990 That is the happiest dog I think I've ever seen. 976 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:02,458 - Right? - Is he actually smiling? 977 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,026 Yeah! 978 00:46:04,028 --> 00:46:05,928 - Dogs smile. - Oh. 979 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:07,450 - "Adopt, don't shop." - That one does. 980 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:12,168 Wow. 981 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,987 Sorry about that. 982 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,805 Putting it on do not disturb. 983 00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:18,007 There, for emergencies only. 984 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,343 All right, well, I'm ready. If you're ready. 985 00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:21,844 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 986 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:22,945 - Let's go. - Great. 987 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,914 Bye, Toots. 988 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,517 Bye, guys. I know your itinerary. 989 00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:36,419 Yeah, it's just, you know, weird street. 990 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:39,428 All right, well, an evening out, Emma-style. 991 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,164 What does this, I mean, what does this look like? 992 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,432 Well, I thought we could be spontaneous, 993 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:44,500 - you know. - Oh, yeah. 994 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:55,378 Hmm? 995 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,947 - Hi. Hi. - Hm. 996 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,318 Um, is, uh, can I talk to Chad? 997 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:06,389 Um, Chad? Chad. 998 00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:09,158 Uh, the key. I know it's small. 999 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,095 Um, but, can... is Chad to come in? Chad? 1000 00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,198 Is it? 1001 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:19,101 Uh, are you sure this is the right address? 1002 00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:21,604 Hold on, I'm, it's... This is... 1003 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:23,172 Just... I'm just gonna ask. 1004 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,375 Yeah. 1005 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,111 Hi. 1006 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,883 I was just, has this got a bar? 1007 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,118 This, do you know if there's a bar nearby? 1008 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,286 You want a drink? 1009 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,222 - Lose deputy dipshit... - You know what, 1010 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:42,091 - I think we're good. - Thank you, no. I think... 1011 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,860 - I'm sorry. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 1012 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:45,027 Maybe we'll come back. 1013 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:46,495 I could have sworn it was here. 1014 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:49,332 It's like this really cool club, it's so cool. 1015 00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:52,568 And like, tons of celebrities go there, and it's just like... 1016 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:54,604 I thought this was where it was. 1017 00:47:54,606 --> 00:47:57,206 Um, okay. 1018 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,041 Well, do you want me to call a car? 1019 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,111 No, no, no. Don't. It's, I mean... 1020 00:48:03,081 --> 00:48:05,014 - All right. Um... - We'll find it. 1021 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:06,883 Somehow. 1022 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:08,618 Are you hungry? 1023 00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:10,219 - I'm starving. - Yeah? 1024 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,121 - Yeah. - Do you like falafel? 1025 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,226 Mmm. 1026 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,628 Oh. 1027 00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:20,062 - Oh. Oh. - Oh, my god. 1028 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:22,965 Are you kidding me? 1029 00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:25,501 Here. I don't, I'm... I wanna be helpful. 1030 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:29,505 - Well, here, I, uh... - I'm abandoning it. 1031 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,007 I don't blame you. 1032 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:35,177 God, I haven't been here in so long. 1033 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,382 Pete used to drag me out this way a lot. 1034 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,420 I guess since he's passed, I, um... 1035 00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:54,430 But... 1036 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,099 It's nice to be here again. 1037 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,270 And for a night that... 1038 00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:04,006 didn't go according to plan. 1039 00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:06,442 It went sort of, wrong. 1040 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,577 Yeah. 1041 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:11,547 - This is, uh... - So embarrassing. No. 1042 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:13,115 No. It's, uh... 1043 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:15,418 No, it's perfect. 1044 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,386 Hm. 1045 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:35,404 It's okay. 1046 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:37,640 Sorry. 1047 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:44,413 Hello. 1048 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,183 What do we do? Plan B? 1049 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,053 Back to Chicago? 1050 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:55,257 Yeah. Bye. 1051 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,065 Is everything all right? 1052 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:08,004 It's just complicated. 1053 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,405 Well, maybe I can help. 1054 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,407 Like, I'm really, really good at giving advice. 1055 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,776 Like, I'm way better at giving advice than taking advice. 1056 00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:19,448 Yeah, I just, like... 1057 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:21,317 I can't. 1058 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,593 I understand if you have to leave. 1059 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:33,195 No. Like, I wanted to... 1060 00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:37,033 I wanted to spend an evening with you, and... 1061 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:40,236 and that's what I'm doing. 1062 00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:00,589 You could have any woman. 1063 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:04,226 Yeah, but I want you. 1064 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,331 - That was so douchey! - No! 1065 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:14,387 What I meant to say... Is... 1066 00:51:14,388 --> 00:51:16,588 Maybe you're not the only one looking for an earthquake. 1067 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,442 How do you remember that? 1068 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:22,511 I mean, you remember everything that I said on the plane. 1069 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:27,083 Like, why would someone like you be interested in my... 1070 00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,517 boring little life? 1071 00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:32,321 Emma, you, you are anything but boring. 1072 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:37,126 Ever since you started talking on that plane... 1073 00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:40,563 I was gripped. 1074 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,332 You were gripped? 1075 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:45,468 I was gripped. 1076 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,663 - Oh, shit. - What? What? 1077 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:16,532 Rock-hard abs. 1078 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,470 Okay. 1079 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,638 I don't... 1080 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,807 - I don't know any tricks. - What? 1081 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:26,976 Like, I know you've had sex 1082 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,144 with millions of, of, like, supermodels and, like... 1083 00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:31,547 and like, models, and... 1084 00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:32,882 and, and gymnasts, and... 1085 00:52:32,884 --> 00:52:35,217 - like, I don't know any tricks. - Okay. 1086 00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:37,887 Yeah, I don't know any tricks, either. 1087 00:52:37,889 --> 00:52:40,489 - Okay. - Maybe one. 1088 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:46,295 That was a hell of a trick. 1089 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:53,802 You're, like, the most successful person 1090 00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:56,238 that I have ever met in real life. 1091 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,174 And you're like so... 1092 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:05,614 hot and, and handsome, and charming. 1093 00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:11,587 And you have rock-hard abs. 1094 00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:12,888 Okay. Okay. 1095 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,391 It's ridiculous. 1096 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:17,493 - Like you were made in a lab. - Mm-mm. 1097 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,562 What? 1098 00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:24,934 And I'm just entirely flawed. 1099 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,705 That's not true. 1100 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:34,210 And I am not flawless, I promise you. 1101 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:36,378 - Yes, you are. - I am not. 1102 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:39,648 Name one defect. 1103 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,951 One blemish. You have none. 1104 00:53:41,953 --> 00:53:44,587 Okay. Well, um... 1105 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,991 - Actually, no, um... - What? 1106 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:53,562 - Um... - What? -Okay. 1107 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,498 Okay, fine. I'm, I'm gonna tell you something but, it... 1108 00:53:57,535 --> 00:54:00,536 You have to promise you will not tell anybody. 1109 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:02,504 Okay. 1110 00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,440 I... 1111 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,876 I have syndactyly. 1112 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:13,015 What? 1113 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,285 It's... 1114 00:54:16,988 --> 00:54:19,655 - only sometimes contagious. - What? 1115 00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:21,590 I'm kidding. It's a, it's a joke. 1116 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,942 - It's a... - What is that? 1117 00:54:22,943 --> 00:54:24,293 - It's just... it's a joke. - What is that? 1118 00:54:24,295 --> 00:54:25,961 It's... okay. Calm down. Calm down. 1119 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,297 - I'm calm. - Just, just... 1120 00:54:28,299 --> 00:54:30,833 You can't just spring something like that on me. 1121 00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:35,337 Just, just... Just look. What? 1122 00:54:35,339 --> 00:54:37,773 - What are we looking at? - My foot. 1123 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,608 Oh, thank god. 1124 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:40,976 That's skinflactly? 1125 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,479 No, it's syndactyly. 1126 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:46,515 It's, uh, it's, it's not a webbed feet situation. 1127 00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:48,951 It's like a two-headed toe. 1128 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,403 Look at it, it's not... 1129 00:54:50,404 --> 00:54:51,854 - it's just, it's one... - You have webbed feet! 1130 00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:52,921 It's one toe. 1131 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,290 - Well, it's two toes... - Jack Harper 1132 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,457 - has webbed feet! - But it's one toe. 1133 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,826 No, I don't! I have, oh, my god. Have I... 1134 00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,663 - Jack Harper is deformed. - You, shush. 1135 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:02,598 - Jack Harper is hideous. - No. 1136 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,567 Jack Harper is a hideous beast. 1137 00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:07,703 It's all been a lie. 1138 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:16,745 He is everything that I didn't have with Connor. 1139 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:18,447 He's interested in me. 1140 00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:19,715 It's amazing. 1141 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,319 That's hideous. 1142 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:24,953 Okay, dating 101. 1143 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:27,423 Never let a man know your feelings. 1144 00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:28,724 Didn't your mom teach you anything? 1145 00:55:28,726 --> 00:55:29,825 Well, it's too late. 1146 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,428 He already knows absolutely everything. 1147 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,530 Okay, well, he'll never respect you. 1148 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:35,982 Oh, sure, he will. 1149 00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:37,433 I'm trying to get the shot. 1150 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,500 - Trying to get the shot. - Well... 1151 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,035 I'm trying to give her this sherry. 1152 00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:41,670 This is a disaster. 1153 00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:44,840 - Unless... - What? 1154 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,775 You use it to get that promotion. 1155 00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:47,976 What? 1156 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:51,046 Are you kidding me? I would never do that. 1157 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,382 I'm washing my hands of this. 1158 00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:57,720 I have to go meet my grandma for dinner. 1159 00:55:57,722 --> 00:56:00,989 Oh, and don't even think about borrowing any of my clothes. 1160 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,569 - Hi! - Hi! 1161 00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:17,957 - Come on. - Yeah. 1162 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,408 - Oh! Oh my god, are you okay? - Oh! Thank you! 1163 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:21,277 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1164 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:23,145 - You're taller than usual. - Yeah. 1165 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:26,982 Okay, okay, so then what? 1166 00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:29,264 So then, I went around to the side of the house... 1167 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,454 and I ate the entire thing. 1168 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,995 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, wow. 1169 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,731 How's this fucking thing work? 1170 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:45,934 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1171 00:56:48,539 --> 00:56:50,572 Oh! Oh, my god. 1172 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:59,448 So how did you and Pete Laddler start Panda? 1173 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:01,750 Um, I'm so sorry. 1174 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,093 Oh, I like this one! 1175 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,629 "You'll gain new insights this week." 1176 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:14,863 - Huh. - I like that. 1177 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:24,072 Oh, here's one for you. 1178 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,708 "You will learn to share yourself with others." 1179 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,644 Mmm. Hmm. 1180 00:57:35,186 --> 00:57:38,754 When I was growing up, I took it for granted 1181 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,589 that I would always love myself. 1182 00:57:41,725 --> 00:57:44,693 But sometimes, I feel like... 1183 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:52,134 Like I haven't done enough to deserve it. 1184 00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:55,671 And that's really scary. 1185 00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:08,016 I'm sorry. 1186 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,185 I don't know why I'm crying. 1187 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,522 It's okay. 1188 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,860 I don't know why I told you that. 1189 00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:19,127 Hey. Hey. 1190 00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:21,163 You deserve it. 1191 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:26,201 Lissy! 1192 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,270 I'm in love! 1193 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,080 Lissy? 1194 00:58:39,283 --> 00:58:40,582 Are you here? 1195 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,133 Lissy? 1196 00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,037 Ouch! 1197 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:03,539 Ahh! 1198 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:04,706 Oh, my god. 1199 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,842 Oh, my god. 1200 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,781 No! 1201 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,683 No, no, no. 1202 00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,285 Emma! 1203 00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:21,189 Emma. Open up. 1204 00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:34,770 I'm really sorry. 1205 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,838 - We weren't having sex. - Okay. 1206 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,273 - No, we weren't. - Sure. 1207 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,743 No. I'd... 1208 00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,612 We were dancing. 1209 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,147 What? 1210 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,018 What are you wearing? 1211 00:59:50,019 --> 00:59:52,119 What do you mean? Why, this is what dancers wear. 1212 00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:55,357 I am in this group, um... 1213 00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:58,160 Just a bunch of lawyers, uh, got together, 1214 00:59:58,162 --> 01:00:01,997 - and we formed a dance group. - Dancing lawyers? 1215 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:05,000 Yeah. And one judge. 1216 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:08,003 That's great. 1217 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:09,771 I don't know why you didn't tell me that. 1218 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:12,307 - 'Cause you would laugh? - No. 1219 01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:18,046 Well, I'm really relieved I didn't see you having sex. 1220 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,047 Yeah, me too. 1221 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,216 But it's also really a shame... 1222 01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:24,019 'cause I thought we were both having 1223 01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:26,788 sweaty, passionate, marathon sex. 1224 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,357 What? 1225 01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:30,292 Twice last night... 1226 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:32,761 and once this morning. 1227 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:34,096 And I'm in love with him. 1228 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:37,065 - I love him. - Wow. Whoa. 1229 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:39,234 Has he told you anything about himself? 1230 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:41,870 No. 1231 01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,739 Why are you lawyering me? 1232 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,375 - Stop. - Okay. 1233 01:00:46,377 --> 01:00:48,944 I'm just curious 1234 01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:50,746 whether he's sharing himself with you. 1235 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:54,249 Look, I know that he's like a really private person, 1236 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,752 but I think he's gonna start opening up, because... 1237 01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:59,321 I opened up first. 1238 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:02,290 Men and women, they should just be honest with each other 1239 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:05,394 right from the start. Like, all of this being aloof... 1240 01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:09,031 and mysterious stuff. It's total bullshit. 1241 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,066 Everyone should just tell their secrets 1242 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:12,334 to each other right away. 1243 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:15,704 - Okay? - Toots knows. 1244 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:20,108 Right, Toots? 1245 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,219 Oh. 1246 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:37,292 People. 1247 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,395 Jack Harper's about to do an interview, 1248 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,517 and we're all going to watch from the conference room. 1249 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,232 Now. 1250 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:49,104 I'm joined by Jack Harper, 1251 01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:53,075 who founded Panda Prime with Pete Laddler in 2010. 1252 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:56,178 Those guys were just 25 when the company went public, 1253 01:01:56,180 --> 01:02:00,049 and Pete was always... The outgoing type. 1254 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,184 But you were the man behind the scenes, 1255 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:05,087 but no more, my friend. 1256 01:02:05,088 --> 01:02:07,989 Tell me, how did things change after he died? 1257 01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:11,326 Um... 1258 01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:15,363 Uh, it was, it was really tough... 1259 01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:18,300 uh, for all of us. We... 1260 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:21,703 We used to do this together. 1261 01:02:21,704 --> 01:02:24,271 Um, but I'm, I'm enjoying work again. I'm... 1262 01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:26,642 finding new inspiration. 1263 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:28,176 You've taken the organic energy 1264 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,295 food market by storm. 1265 01:02:30,296 --> 01:02:32,413 And now I hear you're looking to get into women's health. 1266 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:36,051 Well, we, we plan on a full line of products. 1267 01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:38,954 Um, starting with some amazing supplements. 1268 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,140 We wanna continue our mission 1269 01:02:41,141 --> 01:02:43,325 of getting affordable, organic products into the mainstream. 1270 01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:45,127 All right. Who's your target market? 1271 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:48,063 Just the girl on the street. 1272 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:51,833 How can Panda tap in to that... 1273 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:53,268 girl on the street? 1274 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,239 Well, uh... 1275 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,207 what we would like to think, and I like to think, 1276 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,443 I know something about that girl. 1277 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:03,812 Go on. 1278 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:07,482 Um, you know, we're surrounded these days by these... 1279 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:10,185 perfect and polished and airbrushed 1280 01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:12,320 images and ideas of women. 1281 01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,523 But this girl, she's um... 1282 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,226 She's real. 1283 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:23,131 She hates high heels. She'd rather go barefoot. 1284 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:27,536 You know, she, she chews her gum without shame. 1285 01:03:27,538 --> 01:03:31,106 She's not afraid to drink wine out of the bottle. 1286 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:34,943 She likes clothes, but she's not fashion-forward. 1287 01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:38,280 Maybe she wears a pair of jeans with a flower in her hair. 1288 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:40,949 She reads a dozen horoscopes 1289 01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:43,218 and then chooses which one to believe. 1290 01:03:44,388 --> 01:03:46,321 She loves animals, 1291 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:47,989 especially the ones that no one else wants. 1292 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:50,458 Oh, my god. It's Emma. 1293 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,928 She loves Abba, but she hates jazz. 1294 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,065 She scans the backs of classics... 1295 01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:59,067 and then pretend that she's read them. 1296 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:01,169 I knew you had never read Great Expectations. 1297 01:04:03,289 --> 01:04:05,406 She cries every time that she hears "Demons" 1298 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:07,209 by Imagine Dragons. 1299 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,010 Oh, wow. 1300 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,913 She sleeps with a My Little Ponybedspread. 1301 01:04:11,915 --> 01:04:13,315 Oh, my god. 1302 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:16,918 She has fears and worries 1303 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,354 and deep insecurities. 1304 01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,625 And she doesn't feel like she deserves love. 1305 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:30,999 I'm sorry. 1306 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:33,986 I, uh... I got carried away. 1307 01:04:33,987 --> 01:04:35,437 We can edit some of that out, right? 1308 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:38,340 We're live, so... nope. 1309 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,177 Jack Harper, thank you for joining us. 1310 01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:44,412 Are you screwing Jack Harper? 1311 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,316 Emma. 1312 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,053 Enough. 1313 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:10,906 Corrigan! 1314 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:29,257 Hi. 1315 01:05:30,661 --> 01:05:32,260 Aww. 1316 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:39,401 I'm so sorry. 1317 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:44,706 I can't imagine what you're going through right now. 1318 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,575 I've never been so humiliated. 1319 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:52,213 Everyone was laughing at me. 1320 01:05:55,585 --> 01:05:57,585 What did I say? 1321 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:02,324 Never let a man know anything about you. 1322 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:06,528 I know. 1323 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,096 You were right. 1324 01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:10,598 I just should have kept my mouth shut, 1325 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,367 and none of this would have happened. 1326 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,741 Oh, my god. It's him. 1327 01:06:19,743 --> 01:06:21,643 Don't pick up. 1328 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,544 No. Answer it. Otherwise, he'll think he won. 1329 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,085 I don't ever want to talk to you, 1330 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:32,520 or see you, or hear you. 1331 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,723 - Or... - Taste you. 1332 01:06:34,725 --> 01:06:38,093 Or touch you, ever again. 1333 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:39,761 Yes, bitch, step into your power. 1334 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,665 All right. Now... it's time to get even. 1335 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:46,001 I don't know. I don't... 1336 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:48,136 Come on, Emma, just do, do something like, um... 1337 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:50,505 key his car, or shred his suits, 1338 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,107 or something just a, a little something 1339 01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:54,109 to just, like, send him a message. 1340 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:56,311 You know, instill that fear in him. 1341 01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,147 If you wanna get back at him... 1342 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,149 just reveal his secrets. 1343 01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:06,021 That's, that's actually a really good idea. 1344 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,123 I don't know any of his secrets. 1345 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,524 You don't know any of them? 1346 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,259 Lissy was right. 1347 01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:14,262 Our relationship was completely one-sided. 1348 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,798 Like, he knew everything about me, 1349 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,733 and I knew nothing about him. 1350 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:21,336 - Nothing at all? - No. 1351 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:28,743 He, he has like... he has skindylactfootly. 1352 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:29,811 What? 1353 01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:32,580 Skindactfully. 1354 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,516 It's like webbed feet. 1355 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:37,519 Like, two toes fused together. 1356 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,287 Oh, yeah. I get it. I get it. 1357 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:42,390 But it's, he still has his toes, they're just like... 1358 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,526 - Yeah, I, it's not right. - It's like a hoof? 1359 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:46,161 Yeah, kind of like a hoof. 1360 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:47,729 - Sorta. - It's a, it's a deformity. 1361 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:49,597 - You can't make fun of that. - But it's fine, 1362 01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,800 - because you just wear socks. - Mm-hm. 1363 01:07:51,802 --> 01:07:53,735 - Like a special sock? - No, no. 1364 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,403 Okay, well, anything else? 1365 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:58,506 Nothing? 1366 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,443 What? 1367 01:08:02,345 --> 01:08:03,711 He was in Chicago. 1368 01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:05,180 Chicago. Okay. 1369 01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:07,215 He didn't want me to tell anyone. 1370 01:08:07,216 --> 01:08:09,249 And he was like very, very adamant that I not tell anyone. 1371 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,519 And I overheard him say something about, like, um, 1372 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:13,088 a Plan B. 1373 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:16,491 Wait, that's, that's it? Chicago? 1374 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,227 Plan B? 1375 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:20,295 Yeah. 1376 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,498 Okay. 1377 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,133 Not exactly a kill shot. 1378 01:08:39,182 --> 01:08:40,415 I'm so sorry. 1379 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:44,552 Things are just so... 1380 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:47,489 You okay? 1381 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,662 I mean, if I had gone through 1382 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:57,532 what you went through, with everyone... 1383 01:08:57,534 --> 01:09:00,902 seeing and knowing all that, I would... 1384 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:05,707 just wither away to my death. 1385 01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:09,677 I would literally figure out a way to make a time machine, 1386 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,546 so I could go back in time. 1387 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:14,282 But like, not our time, like, my ancestor's time, 1388 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:19,220 so I could just wipe out my whole lineage. 1389 01:09:19,222 --> 01:09:21,556 Done. You know? 1390 01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:26,661 Yeah. Yeah, I, I... I mean... 1391 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,463 - Ditto. - Emma. 1392 01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:31,232 Oh, my god. 1393 01:09:31,234 --> 01:09:32,800 - Uh, Emma? - No. Don't look at him. 1394 01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:34,602 Don't look... Just look at me. Just pretend 1395 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:36,104 - that he's not here. - Oh. 1396 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:37,605 - He's right there. - No. Look at me. 1397 01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,407 Don't. Just pretend. 1398 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,409 Can we talk? 1399 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,410 No. There is nothing to talk about. 1400 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,380 I just wanna try to explain. 1401 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,549 - What? How you betrayed her? - Casey. 1402 01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:50,685 Casey, just... Casey. 1403 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,922 - I'm sorry for yelling at you. - Hey, Casey. 1404 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:55,924 Mr. Harper, my boss. 1405 01:09:58,595 --> 01:09:59,827 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. 1406 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:01,829 - No, no, no. - No. Get... 1407 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,398 - Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. - Just... 1408 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,466 Look, hey. You got this. 1409 01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:10,371 If you hurt her, I'll kill you. 1410 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:12,540 Sir. 1411 01:10:22,285 --> 01:10:23,551 Emma. 1412 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:24,819 Emma. 1413 01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:27,422 I am so sorry. 1414 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:29,691 Everyone was laughing at me. 1415 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,559 You, you humiliated me. 1416 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,262 I know, I know. They, they, they asked me that question, 1417 01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,964 they caught me off guard and I, and I, I panicked. 1418 01:10:35,966 --> 01:10:37,832 You broke your promise. 1419 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,668 You told me that you would die with my secrets. 1420 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,337 I fucked up. 1421 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,940 I am so sorry. 1422 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:48,943 Do you have any idea how violated I felt? 1423 01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:54,449 Is it, is it really that bad 1424 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:56,384 for people to know the truth about you? 1425 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:01,256 Are you kidding me? 1426 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:06,628 You haven't told me anything about you. 1427 01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:12,300 You think that your secrets are more important than mine. 1428 01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:13,768 No. That's not true. 1429 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,437 Then why don't you tell me what you were doing in Chicago? 1430 01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,389 Why don't you tell me 1431 01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:20,350 what you were answering all those phone calls for? 1432 01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:25,713 Look, it's really hard for me to trust people. 1433 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,682 Okay? I've been burned a lot. 1434 01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,350 Look, I get that. 1435 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:35,823 But I can't be the only one who's being vulnerable in this. 1436 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:41,963 Goodbye, Jack. 1437 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:49,804 I saw Jack. 1438 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,573 Oh, tell me you didn't go to him. 1439 01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:54,876 No. He came to me to apologize. 1440 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,577 What did he say? 1441 01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:59,647 He said that he fucked up, 1442 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:02,717 that he thinks his secrets are more important than mine. 1443 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:04,719 Oh, hell no! 1444 01:12:04,721 --> 01:12:07,322 Okay, well, if they're so important, 1445 01:12:07,324 --> 01:12:09,090 then you got to find out what they are and expose them. 1446 01:12:09,092 --> 01:12:10,625 I don't know what he's hiding. 1447 01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,026 Maybe he's with another woman. 1448 01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:13,795 What? 1449 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:15,697 Really? 1450 01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:17,432 Do you think he's with another woman? 1451 01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:21,369 No, no. I don't... I don't know. I don't know. 1452 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:22,670 No. 1453 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,072 What else would he be hiding? 1454 01:12:24,074 --> 01:12:26,574 It doesn't matter whether he is, or he's not. 1455 01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:29,043 No. It does matter. And you need to get revenge. 1456 01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,913 He needs to pay. 1457 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:33,815 I know a guy. 1458 01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,917 What? Are you gonna have him whacked? 1459 01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:37,985 No. He's a tabloid reporter 1460 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,721 I hooked up with on Tinder. 1461 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:40,955 I'll take care of it, you know. 1462 01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:43,041 She's crazy. 1463 01:12:43,042 --> 01:12:45,126 I can't just tree-stand here and watch you suffer. 1464 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,862 I don't want revenge. I just want closure. 1465 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:49,931 That's just another fancy word for revenge. 1466 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:52,567 No, it's a different word entirely. 1467 01:12:57,823 --> 01:12:59,139 You need to have that ready for launch 1468 01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:00,108 and do three copies. 1469 01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:01,976 Good. 1470 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:03,611 Well, look who's here. 1471 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:08,616 - Nick. - Yeah, boss? 1472 01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:13,588 Can you explain to me why, for the love of god, 1473 01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:16,891 you would put a coupon ad for Panda Bites... 1474 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,927 in Bowling Monthly Magazine? 1475 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:23,965 It was actually, uh... 1476 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:27,001 Well, I have the numbers. 1477 01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:30,138 And despite the shit-show circulation, 1478 01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:32,573 they're off the charts. 1479 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:33,674 Oh. 1480 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,743 Well, that's great. 1481 01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:37,228 Good job. 1482 01:13:37,229 --> 01:13:38,949 - It was a bit of a gamble. - Okay. 1483 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:41,316 But, um... 1484 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:43,451 I thought it was time to experiment with the new... 1485 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,821 - Demographic. - Smart. 1486 01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:48,556 Excellent. Well, it paid off. 1487 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:50,158 Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. 1488 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:54,662 No, I'm not sorry. That was my idea. 1489 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:56,664 That was entirely my idea, Nick. 1490 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,667 Well, uh, we may have... 1491 01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:02,136 discussed it, but you, you know, 1492 01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:03,971 marketing is all about teamwork. 1493 01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:05,973 - We're sitting here as a team. - It's not. 1494 01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,442 It wasn't teamwork. 1495 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,110 You were gonna axe Panda Bites. 1496 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:12,146 I told you I knew we were just marketing to the wrong demo. 1497 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:14,115 Because everything is marketed to millennials. 1498 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,983 You make something cool for the older crowd, 1499 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,819 they're gonna show up for it. 1500 01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:19,187 Not bad, Corrigan. 1501 01:14:19,189 --> 01:14:20,922 Thank you. 1502 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:22,657 - Nick. - Yeah. 1503 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:26,594 Don't you ever pass off someone else's idea 1504 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,463 as your own again. 1505 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,565 All right. 1506 01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:33,201 - Anything else? - So can I have my promotion? 1507 01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:34,502 What? 1508 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:37,872 You told me that I could have a promotion 1509 01:14:37,874 --> 01:14:38,940 if I made my own opportunities, 1510 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,708 and I think that I did that here. 1511 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:42,577 And I have put everything into this job. 1512 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,045 And I think that I've proven myself now, 1513 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,980 and I think that I deserve a promotion. 1514 01:14:49,752 --> 01:14:51,018 Fair enough. 1515 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:54,755 All righty. Meeting done. 1516 01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,057 Well, I guess that's what happens 1517 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:57,658 when you sleep with the boss. 1518 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,063 Corrigan. We need to talk. 1519 01:15:04,767 --> 01:15:06,033 Okay. 1520 01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,320 Hi. 1521 01:15:09,321 --> 01:15:11,137 I know Jack Harper to be a decent man. 1522 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:14,041 I have one thing to ask you, Corrigan. 1523 01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:16,177 - Was it your choice? - Yes. 1524 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:19,113 When I met him, I didn't even know he worked here. 1525 01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:20,715 Okay. 1526 01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:24,185 I think it's important that... 1527 01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:26,153 that you know that as a woman, 1528 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,623 you have to work twice as hard as everyone else 1529 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:30,091 to be taken seriously. 1530 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,760 And this is gonna make it that much harder, 1531 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:33,961 because everyone's going to assume 1532 01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:35,196 that everything you get 1533 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,598 is because you slept with the boss. 1534 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,100 But you earned it. 1535 01:15:39,102 --> 01:15:40,735 - Okay? - Yes. 1536 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,675 Don't tell anyone I did that. 1537 01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,243 Okay. 1538 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:56,883 - I got the promotion. - See? 1539 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:58,286 That's great news. 1540 01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:14,201 So, Emma... 1541 01:16:16,806 --> 01:16:18,205 I need to ask you a question. 1542 01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:21,776 - Sure. - It's a sex question. 1543 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,744 Oh. 1544 01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:26,614 Were you always honest with me in that department? 1545 01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:28,149 Oh, kill me now, God. 1546 01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:29,817 Connor, I'm, I'm... 1547 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:31,319 Please, I wanna learn from my mistakes. 1548 01:16:31,321 --> 01:16:32,987 Oh, my god. 1549 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:38,359 Okay, um... There was that one, like... 1550 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:40,962 that one thing that you did with your tongue, 1551 01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:42,897 like the slidy thing. 1552 01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,699 The slide down or the slide in? 1553 01:16:45,602 --> 01:16:47,335 The slide, it's both. 1554 01:16:47,337 --> 01:16:50,638 It's a little bit not in the right... spot. 1555 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,340 You show me what it should look like. 1556 01:16:52,342 --> 01:16:54,775 What I would imagine, I think, 1557 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,711 - you find the right spot. - Right. 1558 01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:59,464 And then... Okay. 1559 01:16:59,465 --> 01:17:01,115 - You can also, like that. - Oh, with the fingers? 1560 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,218 And then, yeah, yeah. You find the clitoris. 1561 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:05,853 Yeah, but not... 1562 01:17:05,855 --> 01:17:07,188 - Oh, not the side to side? - Not that. 1563 01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:08,756 - Oh, I thought it was fun. - It's bizarre 1564 01:17:08,758 --> 01:17:10,903 and then you miss the spot. 1565 01:17:10,904 --> 01:17:13,049 Are we stuck? 1566 01:17:13,050 --> 01:17:15,195 Well, Emma, I fully believe that you deserve happiness, 1567 01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:19,734 and I hope that Jack is as generous a lover as I was. 1568 01:17:36,352 --> 01:17:38,686 Yeah, you know the clause four sets. 1569 01:17:39,188 --> 01:17:41,255 Yeah. I wrote clause four. 1570 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,031 Dude, dude, that's clause eight. 1571 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:51,065 Lissy! 1572 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:55,436 Come on, man... My god. You look amazing. 1573 01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:57,371 So beautiful! 1574 01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:58,439 Thanks. 1575 01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:00,207 Where's your outfit? 1576 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:01,308 It's backstage. 1577 01:18:03,312 --> 01:18:04,779 I can't do this. 1578 01:18:04,781 --> 01:18:06,047 - What? - I can't do this. 1579 01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:07,682 I don't wanna do this. I don't... 1580 01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:09,300 I'm, I'm way too nervous. 1581 01:18:09,301 --> 01:18:10,917 - No, everyone feels that way. - I don't wanna do this. 1582 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,787 I feel bad. I feel like I'm gonna throw up 1583 01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:16,057 and shit, and like... It's totally normal. 1584 01:18:16,058 --> 01:18:18,058 Here, look. Look at the dancing judge. 1585 01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:20,327 Look, if he can do it, then you can do it. 1586 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,763 - He's really good. - Yeah. He is. 1587 01:18:22,765 --> 01:18:24,398 And so are you. 1588 01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:26,079 You can do this. Trust me, you can do this. 1589 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:29,003 - Okay. - Okay? 1590 01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:32,873 - I love you. - I love you. 1591 01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:38,979 Emma. 1592 01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:44,485 What are you doing here? 1593 01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,354 I, um... 1594 01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:49,457 I saw the flyer you put up at the office. 1595 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,728 Look, I came here to tell you that you were right. 1596 01:18:55,198 --> 01:18:57,998 I should have shared a lot more with you. 1597 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,368 I was in Chicago... 1598 01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:03,771 because I was visiting someone. 1599 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:07,174 - A girl. - A woman. 1600 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:09,276 No. 1601 01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:12,480 No. It's... It's actually... 1602 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:15,015 Um, a little girl. 1603 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:19,787 Her name's Alice. She's, um. 1604 01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:21,155 She's four years old. 1605 01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:23,290 You have a daughter? 1606 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:27,394 No. Um... She's my goddaughter. 1607 01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:30,331 She was Pete's. 1608 01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:32,533 Um... 1609 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,342 She's cute. 1610 01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:44,362 Yeah. 1611 01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:45,803 I didn't know that he had a daughter. 1612 01:19:46,883 --> 01:19:50,151 Yeah, um, nobody really does. 1613 01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:52,319 We're trying to keep her out of the spotlight. 1614 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,023 There was a tabloid snooping around, 1615 01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,458 and I had to kill the story. 1616 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:01,028 That's your big secret? 1617 01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:03,063 It doesn't seem like much, but... 1618 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:05,533 This kid... 1619 01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:09,303 she means the world to me. 1620 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:11,505 And, and I just want her to have a normal life. 1621 01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:17,344 I'm sorry that I didn't tell you. 1622 01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:19,246 You don't have to be sorry. 1623 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:22,416 Look, only a handful of people know about her. 1624 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:24,585 A very special... 1625 01:20:25,555 --> 01:20:28,155 trusted handful. 1626 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:33,828 Ladies and gentlemen, the house is now open. 1627 01:20:33,830 --> 01:20:35,596 - I should probably... - Yeah. 1628 01:20:35,598 --> 01:20:37,298 Sit down. 1629 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,666 Well, thanks. 1630 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:40,033 Thanks for keeping this to yourself. I... 1631 01:20:40,036 --> 01:20:42,102 I know that you knew how important it was to me, so... 1632 01:20:42,104 --> 01:20:44,205 Yeah, of course. No. It's okay. 1633 01:20:50,947 --> 01:20:52,146 Hey! 1634 01:20:55,051 --> 01:20:57,251 Do you wanna maybe... 1635 01:20:57,253 --> 01:21:00,487 watch a bunch of lawyers find their inner artists? 1636 01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:03,958 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1637 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,426 Yeah. Sounds good. 1638 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,243 Oh, my god, that's Lissy. 1639 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,188 She's remarkable. 1640 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,550 Lissy. 1641 01:22:03,552 --> 01:22:06,654 My god, you were so amazing! 1642 01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:09,390 I had no idea you could dance. 1643 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:12,009 Yeah. Hi. 1644 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,626 - Hi, you were so good. - Um, thanks. 1645 01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:15,229 Thank you for coming. 1646 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,464 I mean, I totally messed up, I was definitely... 1647 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:19,266 Stop. I wanna hear you say, 1648 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,435 "I was magical", because you were magical. 1649 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:28,075 Okay. I was, I was magical. 1650 01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:30,077 That's right. 1651 01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:33,247 - Thank you for being here. - Of course. 1652 01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:34,715 - Oh. - I wanna take your picture. 1653 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:36,317 You look beautiful. 1654 01:22:38,054 --> 01:22:39,954 - Shit, I left my bag. - Oh. Your bag. 1655 01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:41,555 - I'll, I'll get it. - Okay. Are you sure? 1656 01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:42,723 - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. 1657 01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:44,158 Thanks. 1658 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,026 What? 1659 01:22:46,028 --> 01:22:47,461 He came to talk to me. 1660 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:50,064 - Okay. - He came to tell me his secret. 1661 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:54,435 - Okay. What is it? - I can't tell you. 1662 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:56,103 - Emma. - I'm sorry, I can't. 1663 01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:57,538 - After all that? - I can't. 1664 01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,640 Emma! 1665 01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:02,376 This is Mick fromThe Enquirer. 1666 01:23:03,346 --> 01:23:05,045 If you could just state your name. 1667 01:23:05,047 --> 01:23:06,347 Okay, can you please leave? 1668 01:23:06,349 --> 01:23:08,115 There's been like, a huge misunderstanding. 1669 01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:09,550 - What? - Is she Emma Corrigan? 1670 01:23:09,552 --> 01:23:10,985 Yes. She is Emma Corrigan, 1671 01:23:10,987 --> 01:23:13,153 and she needs to get back at Jack Harper. 1672 01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,555 - You have to, you have to... - Hi. 1673 01:23:14,557 --> 01:23:16,090 - You have to leave right now. - Wait, wait. 1674 01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,358 - Don't talk yet. - No, stop. 1675 01:23:17,359 --> 01:23:18,625 Let me hit record. Just tell me everything 1676 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:20,327 - you know about Jack Harper. - Please, just go. 1677 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:22,029 She doesn't have to tell you anything. 1678 01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:23,630 America wants to hear this story. 1679 01:23:23,632 --> 01:23:25,316 Can you go, please? 1680 01:23:25,317 --> 01:23:27,001 You know, there's a lot of money to be made in this. 1681 01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:28,669 There's no money to be made, there's no story. 1682 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:30,671 Jack Harper needs to learn his lesson. 1683 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:32,373 Lissy, please, can you do something? 1684 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:34,508 - Guys, just go. - I'm a lawyer. 1685 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:37,511 - No, no, no. - Go. Just stop. 1686 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:38,612 Oh. 1687 01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:40,481 Mr. Harper, can you confirm 1688 01:23:40,483 --> 01:23:44,018 that you were on a flight from Chicago 1689 01:23:44,020 --> 01:23:45,519 with Miss Corrigan? 1690 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,105 What's going on? 1691 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:49,756 - Just wanna get a photo. - She's getting her revenge. 1692 01:23:49,759 --> 01:23:52,226 - That is what's going on. - Stop. No. Jack! 1693 01:23:52,762 --> 01:23:54,395 - Jack, one more question. - Stop it! 1694 01:23:54,397 --> 01:23:56,397 Jack, wait. Wait! 1695 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,065 So that's why you pressed me on Chicago? 1696 01:23:58,067 --> 01:23:59,433 No. They don't know anything. 1697 01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:00,768 - You have to believe me. - Except the one thing 1698 01:24:00,770 --> 01:24:02,202 I asked you to keep private. 1699 01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:03,721 - No, Jack. - You wonder why 1700 01:24:03,722 --> 01:24:05,239 - I don't trust people. - I was hurt and I was angry. 1701 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:07,708 Emma, you sold my secret. 1702 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,809 I didn't. 1703 01:24:08,811 --> 01:24:11,211 I... just... No, Jack. Please. 1704 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,347 - You have to believe me. - Go finish your interview. 1705 01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:28,188 Champagne? 1706 01:25:30,126 --> 01:25:32,176 Ladies and gentlemen, 1707 01:25:32,177 --> 01:25:34,227 welcome to flight 810 with service to Chicago. 1708 01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:36,197 We have a full flight tonight, 1709 01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:38,165 so please take your seats as quickly as possible. 1710 01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:39,466 - Thank you. - Hi. 1711 01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:46,240 Cybill told me you were leaving. 1712 01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:49,209 I need to tell you something before they send me to my seat. 1713 01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:55,349 I didn't tell that guy anything. 1714 01:25:56,285 --> 01:25:59,153 I would never ever, ever do that. 1715 01:26:02,458 --> 01:26:04,191 In my whole life, 1716 01:26:05,294 --> 01:26:06,460 I always based 1717 01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:10,197 my value in myself... 1718 01:26:10,199 --> 01:26:12,332 off of what other people thought of me. 1719 01:26:14,436 --> 01:26:17,304 I completely lost sight of who I was. 1720 01:26:18,407 --> 01:26:19,606 And then I met you. 1721 01:26:21,277 --> 01:26:24,478 And I told you everything about me. 1722 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:27,881 I told you all of my secrets. 1723 01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:34,354 And, you didn't leave. 1724 01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:39,293 Even though you knew all of my goofiness, 1725 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:42,796 and my weirdness, and all of my... 1726 01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:47,367 fears and my insecurities. 1727 01:26:48,938 --> 01:26:50,537 You didn't leave. 1728 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,875 And I didn't know anything about you. 1729 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:58,545 But it didn't matter, because I knew your heart. 1730 01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:04,218 You made me believe that I could be loved 1731 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:06,453 just by being myself. 1732 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:09,023 You made me believe 1733 01:27:09,024 --> 01:27:11,592 that the only way to be loved was by being myself. 1734 01:27:13,862 --> 01:27:15,762 And that is amazing. 1735 01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:18,332 Excuse me. You're in my seat. 1736 01:27:20,536 --> 01:27:21,635 I'm sorry. 1737 01:28:04,647 --> 01:28:06,013 I'm afraid of the dark. 1738 01:28:06,715 --> 01:28:08,315 Always have been. 1739 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,951 I, I keep a baseball bat under my bed just in case. 1740 01:28:14,657 --> 01:28:16,474 I have a fake tooth. 1741 01:28:16,475 --> 01:28:18,292 I cracked mine trying to open a beer bottle 1742 01:28:18,294 --> 01:28:19,760 to impress a girl in college. 1743 01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:23,643 I lost my virginity to a girl named Lisa Greenwood... 1744 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:25,766 in her uncle's barn. 1745 01:28:25,768 --> 01:28:28,969 And like a true, true loser, 1746 01:28:28,971 --> 01:28:32,939 I asked if I could keep her bra as a souvenir. 1747 01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:34,474 Nice! 1748 01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:37,711 Do you wanna switch seats with me? 1749 01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:42,015 It's uh, you know, first class. 1750 01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,986 Oh, hell yes. 1751 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:48,055 - Hold these. - Oh, sure. 1752 01:28:50,859 --> 01:28:51,958 Oh. 1753 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,694 Watch it. 1754 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:56,496 Thank you. 1755 01:29:01,403 --> 01:29:04,504 I have always wished that I was two inches taller. 1756 01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:07,974 Usually, when I sit in board meetings, 1757 01:29:07,976 --> 01:29:10,544 I look around and I think... 1758 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:14,114 "Who the hell are these people?" 1759 01:29:17,886 --> 01:29:19,486 I met a girl... 1760 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,089 on a plane. 1761 01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,926 And my entire life changed. 1762 01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,064 I'm absolutely... 1763 01:29:31,934 --> 01:29:34,601 completely in love with her. 1764 01:29:41,944 --> 01:29:43,910 I got a lot more to tell you. 1765 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,714 But, not all of it is pretty. 1766 01:29:48,717 --> 01:29:50,150 Okay. 1767 01:29:54,456 --> 01:29:55,989 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 1768 01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:59,493 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just, um... 1769 01:29:59,495 --> 01:30:03,063 kind of, really afraid of flying. 1770 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:06,733 A lot afraid of flying, yeah. 1771 01:30:23,719 --> 01:30:25,185 Just keep talking. 122933