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Do you have them?
Yes.

Where are they?
In Tangier.

Stenka razin.
Stenka razin!

Slivovitz!

Who has stolen the blueprints?
Stanley.

Stanley! the wretched double agent!
Get me Matty Hari!

Beautiful.
Don't not kill him!

Madame Kom-Phur
Go immediate to Tanger.

Matty Hari.
They have stolen our blueprints.

Get them back.

I do not want to do this any more.
I have had enough of working for you.

Stenka razin!
You little... ! Slivovitz!

Susie? What's going on?

He holds me prisoner.
I do not know why.

Don't do anything against your will
for my sake.

It is always nice to hear
how the family is going.

And all is well... at present.

Where is she?
In Europe.

Your flight to Tangier departs
in an hour.

Won't you answer the phone?
I have no phone.

Son of a bitch!

I'm on the pill.
It is my secret radio transmitter.

Help me with the antenna.

It must point directly towards the Kremlin.

That way.

Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting.
Ready and listening.

Fly straight to Tangier.
Instructions to follow.

Not too much saliva.
Sometimes, it shorts out.

That is all, Snillerof.

Roger, over and out.

A message from the Minister for Defense.

Calm down! Where is Jensen?
He monitors the Norwegian embassy.

Contact him.

Yes, yes.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.
Come in.

I think, the Russian jamming
station is on again.

Oh, NO!

You, the hot dog man.
Yes?

There is something in my hot dog.

You have just eaten my radio.

His radio is dead.
Send another.

Who are you?

I am Arnold Andersen.
Irma la Douces son.

Why are you here?
You have to go to Tangier immediately.

And take our trainee
Knud B�rge Andersen with you.

Then, you will have all the help you need.

Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans

which an Albanian agent has stolen.

Both the Russian and the Chinese
secret agents are after them.

Wait for me, KB!

The plans are placed in
one of four powder boxes.

You have to find the right one.

Are the blueprints there?
Yes, in one of them.

The other three are full of explosives.

Which is the real one?
Only I know that.

They always try to cheat me.

With three false boxes in circulation
everyone must play honestly.

And only we three are to share.

Why three?
He must have his share.

If we get rid of him,
we split it in two.

I like your way you think.

I can think of another equation also.

What is better than acting
with such a artificial one?

Yes, it is to divide up ten million-

- with a man that has it hot
and sexy tongue.

What happened to him?
He thought I had thick thighs.

I've recalculated. Now, only we have shares of the ten million.

But hurry up. The customers wait.

Watch out! He has a gun.

Stop it, I'm getting mad!

This is outrageous!
Stop it, everyone!

Are there any more?

No, Stop it! Let me go!

He has them.

The blueprints are on way to Copenhagen.

Slivovitz!
Stenka razin! Copenhagen.

Pack my tooth brush
and 20 bottles slivovitz.

Wolfgang Schmierk�se

if your animal farms
go beyond me, so...

It is only once a week.

Now, the rain comes.
You can see it on Mont Blanc.

Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman,
I stand there with the camera.

And if there is no film in the camera, so what?

The jacket.

The shirt.

Ye gods! What a party.

The pants.

Faster.

In a few minutes, we will be landing in Copenhagen. .

Tighten the seat belt
and extinguish all cigaretts.

We hope you had a comfortable flight.

We ask the gentleman in the last row
to dress himself again.

Conair flight 605 from Tangier
has now landed.

I repeat:Conair flight 605
from Tangier has just arived.

Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen?

KB Andersen had them on take off,
but I do not know where he hid them.

So find them.

Did you get them?

The passengers must not leave
the airport.

Not leave the airport?
Why not?

We cannot block off the entire airport.

I have hidden it
on one of the passengers.

Then, we came home again.

Have you hidden it on a passenger? Who?

Good day.
Do we know each other?

Do you have something to declare?
Yes, my daughter's engagement.

Do you have something that you need to pay duty?

Not anything.
Absolute nothing, Mr customs official.

No no...

What is this then?

Let me see...
It is miracle waters.

Miracle waters?
Just so.

This is vodka.
See, the miracle has occurred!

That's enough.

And what is this then?

It is a powder box.

Now, I know where KB hid them.
Let us get away.

You think he has hidden the
compact on another passengers?

Yes, but I do not know which one has them.

What are we doing here?
It is our cover in Denmark.

Nobody will suspect a weight reduction clinic.

How do you intended to find

the three powderbox's
which has not yet exploded?

For it was surely one of the powderbox's
which blew up?

Yes, and the same thing will occur
if someone else happens to open them.

Fortunately it is not my problem.
For the next 14 days, I am not in charge.

I will on a little trip to watch
the Swedish solar eclipse.

A lot of entertainment.

Whilst I am gone,
your new boss will be Hivert.

Attention!

But, the boss, he is crazy.
No, just a little strange.

What's happening here?
We ust spoke about you...

Down with you.

And up with me.

Yes, so there.

Where were we?
Somewhere.

Young man, in my time
the bureaucrats worked.

However, today...

Report! Quickly.

Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight,

I already have a headache.

Headache?
Thank God! Then Monday is free.

Yes, yes.

Damn! Are you still here?

I have to hand over...
Out! And take the lady with you.

In my time, we strung them on the mast.

Who were the three others
who have the powderbox's?

Some models who sat
beside a photographer.

Beautiful woman.
And there was no film in the camera.

Good worked, KB.

Find out who the others are.

Get the passanger list, Jensen.
Yes sir.

Telegram from Arnold.
He writes:

Stop!
She is so beautiful.

Yes, yes. Continue.

"Stranded in Tangiers.
Send more money. Greetings Arnold. "

Get your hands on him,
before the Thirty Years War breaks out.

He does not work
for the Danish government.

Long live King Christian!
And so to work.

Our submarine rocket
has now been tested.

From the North Sea, we can now strike
New york, Moscow and Oslo.

Therefore, the stolen blueprints must
be found now!

Conair flight 605 from Tangier
is now landing.

I repeat:Conair flight 605
from Tangiers has just arrived.

Where is the Danish
Intelligence service nowadays?

In a clothing store.
Stenka razin!

Stenka razin!

If the blueprints fall
in our enemies hands

they will know where
every battery is located

and two years of work is wasted.

Find that KB Andersen.

And you get the passager list.

So get started.

Yes.

Something new from Jensen?
No, absolute nothing.

So I said to Shah's wives,
when I came to fix the harem:

"It's either or... "

Iam thinking that they have abandoned us,
I had to think of something else.

When you have not slept in three days...

And the manager?
We tell him there later.

Come, we will go into the berth.

Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening to
Christian Firtals station

with the latest news and movies

This week, Christian Firtal

will present the famous
Knastmand collection.

Knastmands proficient creators
are working seriously with the design.

And we feel safe to say that this year,
he is even more of a trend setter.

Knastmand collection launches this year
the new principle:unisex.

Go with unisex, and remove the uncertainty
about what kind of clothes we should wear.

Go with unisex.

We promise you
something new and exciting,

even if the man has never kissed you.

Hello?

Is anyone here?

Hello?

This is strange.
Not a soul.

Hello, hello.
Hello.

I want to see about a trip to Tunisia.

Feel free.
Was there a specific place you wish to go?

Yes. Tunisia. Have you no brochures?

Yes, of course, we have it.

Very good.
But Tunisia is a desert.

Now, yes, but there are
pictures taken in the rainy season.

Have you nothing on warmer exotic places?

Don't you think that it is hot enough here?

But we will see. Look here.

Iceland? Is it hot there?

Yes, there are hot springs.

There, you see. It works out at
7, 800 plus breakfast.

If you do not want to eat
pickled sheep balls

or fermented camel milk, that is included.

But fermented camel milk
is one of the worst things that can be found.

When the milk has stood for half a year
and boiled in old wellington boots

Then you can well believe... yuk!

But, Sir!
You have forgotten the brochure.

All women, even those in suspenders,
will be pleased with Knastmand.

Our motto is:

Folk loves Knastmand,
for his do-ability. .

In Knastmand clothes
you are sure of

an introduction to the higher society.

And the prices are always reasonable.

You will feel
that you soar over everyone, .

We also have something for people
with money problems. .

So start today.
Go to Knastmand.

Full satisfaction is our motto.

This way please.

You can change in there.

It seems it is occupied.

Some dresses are difficult
to put on yourself.

Jensen is looking for passengers
and the director wants to talk to you.

And find the flight attendant.

Stop while I'm talking to you!

Yes well, yes.
Man enjoy life in the toilet.

Enjoy.

Ah?

Yes, yes, yes.

And here it is!

What the devil?

Good day, good day.
Good day, good day!

It is morning gymnastics.

What do you want?

We want a pensioner travel.
Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye!

We do not know where we want to go.

Well, for Seniors. It said you are.
But there is too cold now.

You should rather try
one of our bus trips to Vorbasse.

I do not know.
Look here:700 dollars plus expenses.

Do you want it? Yes or no?!

Are there elephants in Vorbasse?
Lots.

I hate elephants.
Well... That is a mouse.

Muscateers.

But are there blacks?
Negros? In Vorbasse?

Yes, of course there are blacks.

Well then, we take the trip.
Good. Magnificent. Fine.

Go ahead. And pleasant journey.

The money then?
Will be posted to you.

You had better get moving.
The bus leaves in a moment.

Excuse me.

It says Tokyo on the ticket.

It is because the bus stops over in Tokyo.

In that so? Well...
Come on, mother.

Finished then?
Yes, but not in my imagination.

Good day, it is the police.
Do you have a trip to Morocco?

Fifteen officers of the frug squad
for fourteen days without wives.

A lot of spirits and women.

What is that?

There are water rats.

Water rats.

Yes, yes, rats, we have them
here and there and everywhere.

But this sounds very bad.
Yes.

Oh, yes... Well, yes.

This is detective Mortensen.
Send a car to Tango Airlines.

If Christian IV had had such high caliber men
he would not have won the 30 Years War.

I had completely forgotten about
the stewardess' handbag.

What a waste.

It is good that I am in command now.

Yes, hello?
Christian IV here. Who is this?

It's me. How is it going?

The sale has been lost, but we are steadily
heading up stream.

And who is the "Me"?
Me, the commander.

Which boss?
Your Head!

It's me who's boss here.

Yes, yes, right now.
But when I get back...

You will never return.

He believes he is head
of the intelligence services.

Track him, and arrest him.

With the passenger list, we can find
stewardess with powderbox.

Good day, defence minister.
It is detective Mortensen.

We have arrested a man who claims

that he is the agent for the Danish
Intelligence...

Wait.

Who claims to be the agent?
There, he is over there.

Jensen. Passanger list.

I was about to get...

Victory from the battle was lost
because of the men in the field.

I have never seen him. Goodbye.

Thank you, Mr Defence minister.

Good luck with the new fighter aircraft.

The Minister of Defence does not know.

So call more underlings!

They have the names on all the agents.

Do something then! You flatfooted cop.

Did he say "flatfooted cop?"

I am Ferdinand Krillerof,
the Russian ambassador.

You have one of my men.
What has he done?

Let me talk to...
I do know if you should.

Do you have passanger list?

My daughter is sick.
She has Siberian snow fever.

You hold jaw!

Get an ambulance.
Volga! Volga! Volga!

Volga. Yes.

An ambulance to the police station!

Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz!

Yes, yes, yes.

Already? That was fast.

Here. Cognac... whisky...

Well... ?

No!

Stop!

Stop!

That small worm has again stuck his
nose in something that does not concern him.

Krassnikoff, you has the list?

Where is it?

Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk!

What is it now? They just drove off.

We just arrived. Where is the patient?
She is gone.

You have complete control, flat-foot.
Shut up!

Where is he?
He has also gone.

It is probably not you, who is sick?
Me? I feel excellent.

Yes, except that he is stupid and flat footed.

Everything is under control.

Do you call it "control"
that one prisoner escaped?

Think that law and order
is maintained by such flat feet.

Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut.

and don't speak about my feet.

It must be nerves.
Nerves? I never have nerves.

Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance?

Get me down.

Report.

I spoke with the company that sent
the the four photographer models to Tangier.

We have organized a modelling
session this afternoon.

Poker also.
I can cancel.

No, no. But we need Jensen.
He is in prison.

The Minister for Defense must get out him.

But he has just
denied knowing him.

So call for the Minister of Defence, saying,
that he has changed its stance.

Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister.

It was the Minister for Defense. You can go.

It's apparently just not your day today,
Flat foot!

Jensen, if you were not so clumsy
we would have had the passanger list now.

Which list?
The passanger list from the plane.

Well, I have it.
What do you have?

Yes, KB Andersen said that you
wanted to have the passanger list

so I asked for a photocopy.
Here it is.

It is completely unprecednted
that an agent is acting logically.

Do these names mean anything to you?
Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen

Anker J�rgensen,
Wolfgang Schmierk�se?

Wolfgang Schmierk�se.
It is not a Danish name.

Now, I remember.

Wolfgang Schmierk�se.

It's only once a week.

Good worked K. B.
Now go after the stewardess.

Jensen, you help me
with the modelling session.

Yes, Kristian IV here.

It's me again...

It is the fool.

If you continue with this,
I will report you to the police.

The police are also mine.
I am the boss.

You need to rest.

Put you with the legs high,
so, the blood runs to the brain.

Is there something wrong in that
you do not want me to know about?

No. Is there a phone where you are?

You know I don't!

Yes, that is self-evident.

Do not call. Write.

We have traced the calls.
Good work.

Where did the madman call from?
The Danish parliament.

Where were we?

Wolfgang Schmierk�se.
He is the head of the slimming clinic.

Young Arnold, I think
you are getting a little too thick.

Coitus missionary: 125 calories.
A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19.

If one undresses your sex partner,
a so-called coitus nudens,

one uses 9 calories.

And there is the famous
Schmierk�se method

which can be expressed in two words:
Sex slender.

We first calculate how many calories
a new patient must burn each day

before we prescribe medication.

Let us take an example.

This woman that is equipped
with one magnificent ass.

... what do we prescribe for her?

Yes.
Steam bath?

Wrong!

She needs to burn 600 calories
each day to get rid of her ass.

It is exact twice
coitus a posteriori.

Put more vulgar:
a back door fuck.

It is not good latin, but it works.

Next.

This woman that clear has
an over developed front.

Yes.
Three times a back door fuck... ?

Wrong!

The breasts must be reduced,
so we prescribe

five times cotus cum mammae.
It provides 750 calories per day.

Take care.
Now comes a difficult one.

This gentleman can only lose weight,
if he gets the help of another master.

We call it coitus anal fabetis,
and it gives easily 1,000 calories.

And if the patient does not want to have
someone of their own gender?

I prescribe a gentleman to a gentleman
and a lady to a lady

so, they may swallow the medicine.

Ah, a man.
See what I have found.

I just wanted to thank you for the
pleasant return flight from Tangiers.

Come in.

Here are two women who
like the slim cure.

What do you do if a woman
has a double chin?

Prescribe a woman with double chin?

Wrong!

She should have a
penis succulens.

Then, she also saves on dessert.

That is all for today.

Oh, just a moment.
I have another question.

Miss Hansen,
which part of the body

can become 30 times its normal size

if one becomes sufficiently excited?

Men...
Louder.

A man's penis.

Wrong!

The pupil in the eye.

Miss Hansen, when you get married,
I'm afraid you will be very disappointed.

Thanks for today!

Excuse me, why are you here?
I am new patient.

And you?
I am also new patient.

Miss Petersen,
will you take care of the new patients?

Put them in the living room 11.
Together?

In their own beds.

Welcome to this
soir�.

This experience.

Beautiful women, a wealth of creations.
You will swoon with delight.

See the sweet, young witches.
Elegant in Summer.

God created the woman
but Knastmand dresses her.

Sweet �renringe.

And look.

Is they not elegant in
the sweet, small panties?

Pay special attention to the small pocket,
where there may be a small handkerchief,

compact, lighter,
cigarette and much more.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please take this...

... and there is yours.

And now can you take off your clothes.

Who are you really working for?
Myself.

What do you want?
I gather information.

For whom?
It is different.

It is not possible to talk to you
when you are constantly dodging.

Are you curious? Did you see something?

No more than
that I am standing here wondering

what you doing in a sliming clinic.

I love dieting.

I have not found...
Uh, it is not here.

One of the girls
has the powder box,

and I suggest you find it.

Oh no.

No!

Look out.

It is not my performance.

It is...

Commander, look!

Lutter am Bamberg!

See these delicious models.
And the small, enchanting lasso.

Dressed for any occasion.

You will feel quite Parisian...

Was I not good?
No.

Trosan is lively. Simultaneously
attractive and deterring.

The small pocket has the compact,

car keys and everything else.

How can you carry on like that?

The Bra will not sit properly.

It is all the foam.
And you who have such beautiful tits.

Jensen, what are you doing?

You dance the jitterbug
so that even a hack would be ashamed.

I have found it...

KB Andersen is on the phone.
It is urgent.

Ready to go on stage.
Come on then, girls.

Boss, K. B. here.
The matter is in good hands.

Go out to the slimming clinic
and help Arnold.

Yes, yes, I will explain later.

Yes, there is an exhausting affair,

but I have taken the initiative,
and everything is under control.

Idiot!

KB Andersen is not with us any more.

Doctor Schmierk�se!

Not now, the crazy old lady has
taken an overdose again.

I will just straight myself up in private.
I'll fix this for you.

You naughty, naughty boy.

You know, I never have anything on,
when I talk to you.

You always make me so hot.

Wolfgang is coming!

Excuse me, little Amanda.
I just...

... need my jacket.

Wolfgang. What is this?

A compact. Is it yours?

Now where would I have got it?
Of course not.

Wolfgang. Do you have another women?

I? No, but...

Wolfgang.

Sweet Wolfgang,
I have the feeling

that I not been to you

what a wife and a lover
should have been.

Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe?

Wolfgang, I think we both need to get
a little slimmer.

Amanda! It is not even a leap year.

How many calories
do you expect to burn?

It will completely depend on
what I think about the medicine.

Do you think about your work?

Wipe my back.

Do you?

As a rule.

But not presently?

Do you?
What do you think?

I think you are here to
keep an eye on me.

Do you think so?
Is there anything in particular to look for?

If you go back to the room,
Dr Schmierk�se will come immediately.

There, it is again.

Careful.

It is at sea
Denmark's fate is decided.

There is still hope.
There are two compacts left.

I can't bear to look.

I have it! I have it!

Brilliant, Jensen.

I have it!

Oh no!

Idiot.
Only what is the right one.

Careful, Jensen. Do not jar it.

Give me the compact, friend.

Jensen! Stop! Stop!

Jensen! Jensen!

Help!

Stop the trolley.

Careful.

That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly.

Drive, like hell!

You also are a Japanese tourist?

I be Kling Klang Klunger
from Yokohama.

I have been sightseeing.
We now visit the small sea...

Beware of the cyclist, for hell!

I see you have
a delicate Japanese camera.

Can I see?? Ouch and damn!

Now, we stop at a small post office.
I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama.

She has waited with the food for two hours.

She become very nervous
if I come too late.

Don't you have a cigarette?
There's a machine down on the street.

In that outfit?

When I studied yoga
I went out I in far worse things.

I will complain to the
Council of Greater Road safety.

Pistols in a taxi. What next?

A flamethrower in a tank?

You got your driving licenses as a gift
Because you are only good at sheep breeding.

but it does not work in little Denmark.
You are not probably Albanians.

I refuse to scrub floors.
My hands can not tolerate soapy water.

I cannot cope with any of this.

Perhaps this is the cabinet
with the strong cleaners?

The white tornado with ammonia. I know the
environment board did something about that?

Otherwise, I could just call...
No, I can not.

Perhaps we could still
talk about cleaning...

Ouch and damn!

Be glad that I am not a member
in the trade unions.

Because then could you would to rinse
your pistol holes yourselves.

It would be great
with a couple of earplugs.

Hello? What should I do?
Should I set free Jensen or... ?

You must find the compact.
Search the Schmierk�ses apartment.

Yes, but Jensen...
Leave Jensen alone.

Remember what Kristan IV said:
"People love, my strength. "

Was it not Frederik VII?
He was involved with the constitution.

The country is in danger and you talk politics.

What's intelligence services
to do with the Constitution?

Come to me, girls. Come, come!

Jensen has been found.
Forward with your weapons.

And so off to Finderup Laden.

Dear madame Come-Phur.

Bring him in
-and-search him.

Now that the compact has been found.

Do you always go by taxi so it always there?

Or is it specifically for your Japanese?
I mean:us Japanese.

Kling Klang Cluster.

I was once
on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge.

I remeber it well, because I sweated!

It was on an excursion
with the Yokohama school.

I sweated so much
that I had to ride the bike in underwear.

That's what limits to even what we
japanese can accomplish.

This is worse than hari Hiri.
It's pure suicide.

Now, I'm not Caesar,
and this is not Rubicon,

but still I say:
The clothes are cast!

The Danes have placed
an agent at slimming clinic.

Find him,
then we will have the last compact.

Who is you?
I am called Ar...

My name is Arnold, and I'm
employed by the intelligence services.

Sure... !
It's true.

For whom?
It's a secret.

Do you agree with Kraputski
and his Albanians?

Help me then with these.

Do you have a hairpin?
Yes.

Doctor Schmierk�se!
The patients are in the rooms...

Latter, miss Petersen.

I must first say hello to the
monsieur Capotnoir.

He has come from Paris
in order to study my method.

He is a member of
the French Chamber of Deputies.

Come, little Petersen.

Now we have only one compact left.
And Jensen

they can do as they like with him.

Matty Hari is
on the track of the compact.

No, stop! I'm so ticklish.

No, stop!

Well... It was such-a-pity.
We had so much fun.

Dear colleague!

Good day, monsieur.

Is it your medicine?

It contains a description
all forms of weight loss.

Very interesting.

Join us for a moment.

Go ahead.

It makes me happy
that you like my clinic.

Numbers 13.

Very interesting.

Very interesting.

As a responsible politician You will take
the study mission seriously,

so I will let you
immerse yourself in the material.

Very interesting.

Very interesting. Continue.

Very interesting.

Please Wolfgang,
I hate to leave you.

Little Amanda, duty calls.

Buy some funky clothes for this evening.

If you do not get a headache again.

I shall not get any more headaches.

Thank you for that.

Good day, I am the electrician.

I am to meet doctor Schmierk�se?
Yes, that's me.

Was there something wrong with the machines?

Yes, you can you believe that.
It is in intensive department.

We have several sensitive machines here.

You have surely seen a few girls before.

Diet machines can run either
too fast or too slow.

Do something about it.
It distract patients.

Do not confuse the
the machines many functions.

Just lubricate the machine
And check the electrical motor which runs it.

It is sad.

Give me that.

Well... ?
Otherwise, I will shoot you.

Stenka rasin!
He has escaped.

Penny, what are you doing here?

Working under cover.
Here, one can well say that.

After him! Take him! Find him!

Someone is coming!
Then come here.

Yes, yes.

Where is he?

It's just little me.

Are you Swedish?
Yes, you too?

Yes. Where are you from?
V�rmland.

V�rmland is beautiful
yours is a wonderful country

Move a little.

Are you looking for someone?
No, it can wait.

Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedish.

A doomed man has the right to
a last smoke.

I will do nothing
if you give me that.

That's the rules of the game.
Which rules?

If you had not been here and... ?

You have been here stirring me up?
And now, you are going to shoot me?

I thought we would lo...
oh, swap photo's.

I don't want to to hurt you,
but I also have feelings.

Everything I am doing is against my will.
I have to do it for my sister's sake.

What has she with it to do?
She is a captive of Kraputski.

She is on the way to my headquarters.
Where is she?

Isn't she called Susie?
Yes.

I released her a half hour ago,
but now...

I love you.

Do all women have the power to
to change their minds an instant?

Scan all of the rooms. He must be found.
And all the beds.

Stop!

Take cover!

Follow me, girls!

To battle!

What is... ?

What's the commotion?
It should be completely silent!

We stand in the cross fire!

Come, girls, follow me!

Come!

Finally! safety.

Proud stands the Danish sailor's...
KB, you are dead.

Your concern is noted.

Very interesting.
Stop. The country is in danger.

I penetrated the enemy's classified code.

Why are not you dead?

The girl took it all,
so I went to help Arnold.

Yes, it is good.
God, where is Arnold?

It is certain something that my mother and
aunt have not told me about.

Then it is time that I did.

Forgive me. If I had known...

Forget it. I did not know
that she was your sister.

You are my own private James Bond.
And you are the spy that loved me.

Live and to let to die.
Are we not too young to die?

Will we not rather play
Doctor Hook... or, Doctor No?

Goldfinger!

The man with the golden gun.

Stop with James Bond nonsense.
Now, I will be the spy

who came in from the cold
and right into... the heat.

It is fantastic what a man experiences
in the Danish intelligence service.

This will not do.
Girls, come and help me with the bed.

Miss monk, you stay here
with a couple of the girls.

What about K. B. ?
He can continue his studies.

Forward. Forward.

Back!

Follow me, girls!

This is entirely unbelievable!

Stop all that gunfire!
It disturbs the patients!

Coitus interruptus
is the worst thing that exists.

KB, what are you doing here?
I'm looking for Arnold.

You won't find him there.
One must begin somewhere.

Stenka razin! back!

Fantastic what you may go through
for your country.

Are all Danish agents
just as wonderful as you?

You must have received additional education
by the spy school in O o omsk!

What is going on here? My slimming's
method requires absolute quiet!

I might have been wrong!

Help!

Don't shrink away from the fire
act like a knight!

God. He is dead.

Who do you think will win?

Win what?
Listen.

Perhaps we should give them a hand.

I can give you a hand.

What are you doing?
It's just a little trick I learned.

Interesting.

Shouldn't we go out and... ?
No, it's so far away.

His Majesty. Talk to me.

Back! Stenka razin!

He is crazy.
He is Danish.

I am alive.

What are you doing?
I want to help.

Then sing, man! Sing!

Hissa hussa hejsan sa!
Nu ska fienden f�, da da!

Everything need not stop. The machines
are up and running. Keep going.

Good exercise.

Never mind.

My glasses... and the dish.

Nothing happened when we are here.

Idiot! No patient can withstand
that sort of weight loss. Stop it!

The switch is down at the other end.
Idiot. Down!

Help!

Shoot them!

Too late, Kraputski.
Stenka rasin!

Here it is.
Put down the weapons.

Slivovitz!

Commander-in-Chief.

Watch out! Stop him!

Slivovitz.

You are good in bed,
but on the wrong side.

V�rmland is beautiful
you have a wonderful country

It went beyond our expectations.
What did?

We let you take over the leadership in order
to induce Kraputski to come forward.

Appalling!

Now, we need only to find
the last compact.

I have it of course.

Powder? Thank God.
I have to look horrible.

Yes, but it is not powder.
What is really in the compact?

Yes, I am never to know anything.

Me either.

Can we now have peace?
We must continue to slim down.

Come now, girls.

You would also need it.

Can you remind me of this place
when we need to have a new cover?

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