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Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

We talked about this.

I'm sorry.

You know how much pressure I'm having.

I know. I'm sorry.

I don't like to rush things. Why do you always have to try to rush things? I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

One or two eggs?

One's fine.

Right?

So, how's it going with the new team?

Fine.

I met the new neighbor yesterday.

You think that?

I don't know.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You cold or something?

Alright,

but no bullshit with the condom this time, okay?

Okay.

mm -hmm

What are you doing?

I'm trying.

Why are you like this?

Why can't you just let me be the man?

Not take your clothes off so easily.

Spread your leg.

I thought I would treat something different.

I didn't marry a fucking whore.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Matthew.

Matthew, come on.

Please.

Matthew.

Please.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

Please. Please.

Please.

Come on.

I'm trying.

I'm just trying. I'm trying to do this with you. I'm trying to do this with

I'm trying to do this with you.

You're leaving. You're leaving.

And I'm ovulating.

And if we could just take five minutes.

I'm trying to do this with you. Are you done?

It's now time for this.

Hey, Mom, it's me.

I'm sorry for calling so late over there, but I figured I would just give

ring again to see if you were available to chat.

Everything is fine over here.

I just wanted to say hi. I hope that you and Dad are doing well, and

call me anytime.

Okay, love you. Bye.

I know that I haven't heard from you, but I hope you're still coming home

tonight.

I miss you a lot.

I'll have dinner waiting when you get home.

Okay. I miss you. I love you.

Bye.

I didn't marry a fucking whore.

I left your dinner downstairs.

I want you to have my baby.

I want you to have my baby.

Really?

Yeah.

It even shows you different exercises you can do to keep you healthy during

process. Awesome.

Oh, and we'll know exactly what you can eat.

That is great.

Oh my God, this is so exciting, honey.

I cannot believe we're doing this.

This is great. I'll make sure to keep track of that.

How long do I need to do this?

It says right here you're doing exactly what you need to do. It's just a little

bit longer.

use this after I finish and you then, you know, it makes it easier to

Okay.

So let's do it.

Okay.

Right now?

Yeah, like now.

Like here?

Hard place.

And I just...

Hey, hey, how many cups is that?

Two. No, no, you know.

You didn't drink that much caffeine.

I'm sorry.

Look,

I got 15 minutes before I have to get to work.

Let's go.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I can't.

I got it, doctor.

Hi, Dr. Bell.

Hi.

All right, you ready?

Yes. What we're going to do is we'll have her disrobe, and you and I will

step out and talk in the hall. Okay, sounds good. When you put the gown on,

please make sure it's open in the back.

After you.

Okay. All right, you can go ahead and have your wife get comfortable up here.

Get up here.

I need you to sign this.

What's this?

Procedure form. It's just paperwork that you do at any medical facility.

thank you

You're doing great.

I'll let you do the honors.

Okay, honey.

Legs up.

You're going to feel sensation.

It might be a little cold.

I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

Yeah.

I want you to make me a mother I want you to make me a mother

downstairs.

Come on.

Come down,

honey.

That's very much appreciated.

Hey, hon.

This is Grace.

She's a doula.

She's going to be able to take care of you all throughout the pregnancy.

Even after you go through labor.

She can cook.

She can clean. And she's going to be able to take care of you no matter how

you feel.

Isn't that great, honey?

You have such a considerate husband.

I mean, he's such a great provider for your family.

It's gonna be great, honey.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Alrighty, so I recommend this supplement to all of my expecting mothers.

Just take one of these a day.

There you go.

It's got folic acid, vitamin D, calcium.

It's very good.

Very good for baby.

How's that?

Good.

Okay.

Now, what I want you to do is just rest right here, okay?

I'm going to go and clean up downstairs.

Thank you.

Thank

you

for doing that.

You know what? It's absolutely no problem at all.

Just, I appreciate how attentive you're being, and I don't think

I'm going to feel sick like that forever, but it really means right now

someone helping out.

Of course.

I mean, even if you were sick forever, I would still take care of you.

Maybe I just got it from Genesis when I pictured Eve being taken out from Adam's

rib, but I just, I feel like it's a woman's place to be so

subservient and so at man's side.

And even then, I'm just, I'm so happy to provide and be there for people in

need. Hi, you two.

Hi.

I served you up a little something.

That was so nice of you.

No.

I try.

Isn't she something?

So, where are you from?

Um, I like to think that I'm just...

I'm here wherever I feel the Lord needs me.

Are you from here?

Really, it's where the wind takes me whenever I hear

there's an expectant mother that needs my help.

That needs their baby to flourish in the right process, just like this.

Anyone that's struggling, I'm there with them.

I'm just a servant to God's will.

That's it. Really work with your lips.

But what about your family? Do you have a family?

I like to think that my family is in all the babies that I've helped deliver.

And I wish that I could only have a family like the one that you're going to

have.

Do you want to get home?

You going for dinner?

Here let me help you with that

How's my blood pressure?

Is it at normal level?

Are there any dietary changes I should be making? I need you to hold still,

please, so I can get an accurate reading. Maybe some foods I need to

down.

It's going to be alright.

I was thinking of signing up for some parenting classes.

Do you have any that you recommend? Her hormones are raging today. I don't think

we're going to get what we need.

I just need to get an accurate reading off of you.

I have a couple questions for the doctor.

I have this app that tells me about the size of my baby.

I don't think we're going to get what we need here today, so let's reschedule

you for another time when you're in a better mindset.

Would you mind taking her to the waiting room? I'm so sorry, doctor. Of course.

Can you hang back here with me? I've got a few things to discuss.

Absolutely.

The men have to talk.

Matthew, I was looking on the internet and I found this really beautiful

maternity photographer.

I thought maybe I could plan a photo shoot and... It's going to be too

expensive.

It's actually pretty affordable.

I did my research.

I mean, think about it. Look, we're about to have this baby. I mean, things

going to get really expensive right about now. Are you sure this is...

Really that important to you?

Yeah, I just want to document this experience

and it is important to me. Yeah.

Well, take some time to think about it.

You know, it would really be no bother at all if I took...

pictures for you.

That's a wonderful idea.

Think of that, hon.

You could do it closer to your due date.

They'll be just as nice.

Where are you going?

To the mall.

My clothes aren't fitting properly anymore. I need to go shopping.

There's no need for any of that.

I already have everything prepared for you.

Come with me.

This way.

What do you think?

Um... Mm -hmm.

You know, I know how sacred motherhood is.

For every woman in their lives, it's just so important.

And these clothes are a monument to that.

You're bringing a baby into this world.

I think that's just so special.

I just... When is it going to be the time, Matthew? I just, I can't.

You're just... What?

What? You're just so big, you know? I am pregnant!

I know, that's not how I, what I meant. It is, I am pregnant with our baby!

Just calm down.

Please, just calm down, okay? You need to just calm down.

I just, Matthew, I didn't want you to touch me. I, I, I just, I mean, I... I

just, I just, I just, if you could just. I can't, I'm sorry. Matthew, just give

me your hand.

Give me your hand.

Give it to me.

I know, I know.

I know, okay. Give it to my body.

The baby's there. Give it to me.

Wait,

look. Is that so hard?

I know, I just.

It's so hard.

It's not about you, okay. It's just like. Okay, yeah, it's not. It's not

me. It's not. I don't want to hurt the baby. You have not touched me since

got here.

or for the baby. It doesn't matter. You haven't given me a single second. Don't

you remember what the doctor said?

The doctor said that you need to keep calm or this could be bad for you and

baby. Just stop.

Dylan, maybe we need another doctor, okay? Maybe I need a second opinion.

Is everything all right?

Oh, my God.

Grace, please, come in. I'm so sorry you had to hear that. Just come in. Grace,

no. We are having a conversation right now, okay? This does not involve you.

Please stay out of our bedroom.

What are you doing right now?

We are having...

I'm sorry.

Great. Just come here, please.

Okay.

What's going on?

Her hormones are going really crazy right now, okay?

And I don't know what to do. She's very erratic. She's screaming.

I don't know. She's in that time of, you know, having the baby that's just...

Making things kind of tough right now.

So... Well, we did talk about how the second trimester is going to be very

emotional for her. It's very disruptive to her body. I just don't want anything

to happen.

I know. I'm very worried for you both.

I mean, I only got Bill's happy couple again. We need to work through this. Do

you know what we talked about? Maybe we can try the massage. What massage?

What massage?

What are you talking about?

Right.

It's a...

It's a yoni massage.

What the hell is a yoni massage?

So, a yoni massage is a stimulation of the venous lips. Do you mean my vagina?

She's going to touch my... You're going to let her touch my vagina.

Yeah, but it's not... Why don't you do it? Because I don't know how to do it.

It's a clinical thing. You just can do it.

What? This is not... This is not what it is, okay? This is... I...

This is medical, okay? She knows how to do this. But I don't know how I feel

about... Come on, just relax, okay? You need to calm down.

This isn't good for you.

I know, I know, I know, I know. Could you imagine what happens if... I know, I

don't want to hurt the baby. I know, I just... You can't. I need... You need to

think about what's best for baby right now, okay?

I promise you it would only take five minutes.

A yoni massage is a very gentle...

stimulating procedure. It would prepare you for labor.

And it'll give you so much relief. I promise you. I don't know how I feel

this. It's gonna be fine.

This is what you need.

It's entirely clinical.

Okay, listen. So I'm gonna let her do this for you. No, no. You're gonna stay.

If she does it, you stay.

Right here.

You stay with me.

Okay. Look,

I am only suggesting this to you because I am worried about you and the baby. We

both are, okay?

Fine.

Fine. Okay, this is great. Fine, if it's best for the baby, fine.

Okay.

I promise you won't regret it, okay?

We're just going to need to start with you taking your shirt off, okay? We're

going to need to undress you.

Because it's a very overwhelming process, okay? It's very stimulating to

body. You're going to want lots of range of motion so that you can feel what you

need to feel. It's going to be just fine. You're going to be fine.

You need this catharsis.

Trust the process, okay?

I'm going to be here the whole time.

Woman to woman, it's okay.

Okay.

Okay, take my shirt off.

Okay. Thank you.

There we go. Mama knows

what's best.

Okay.

So what I'm going to do, it's going to get a little bit messy. I'm going to get

a towel for you, okay?

Lift yourself up really quickly.

That's the big root right there.

Okay.

There we are.

Alright.

I'm going to use a little bit of oil.

You okay?

Yep. I'm gonna help you take your underwear off now.

Okay.

I know this is very uncomfortable for you.

And Matthew...

right here with you.

So we're just gonna take a moment to breathe and settle into the room.

And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna place my hand right here, okay?

So the first thing that I need you to do...

I'm warming it up.

Okay. I can feel it getting nice and warm in my hands now.

Okay.

Deep breaths, mama.

I'm just going to radiate love and positivity onto this vagina.

There we go.

Okay.

God's grace be with me here.

I have something for you.

If you play with the beads in your hand, it'll calm you down.

There you go.

Focus on opening your body up.

Just really opening everything up, spreading the flower.

Does that feel good?

You could pull Mama up a little bit more in the pillows.

She'd feel a lot more comfortable.

Yeah.

There you go, Mama.

It's starting to feel good.

Focus on all that light and pleasure filling your body

I'm going to very gently put a

finger inside, okay?

We have to start in slow circles like that, just

opening you all up.

Very

gentle.

I'm going to use my thumb now.

It's a little bigger.

Very cool.

Very, very cool.

Interval right now.

So which color do you think we should get?

I don't know.

Maybe... Powder red.

Hmm.

What about...

What are you doing?

Hey, hon, we're just looking at swatches.

We thought that we'd surprise you.

Oh, I want to be involved.

Now that I'm here.

Of course.

Yeah, um, I thought me and Grace could pick out a few of these and then we can

bring them to the room so you can lay down and relax.

I promise we'll bring the swatches right to you.

Oh my goodness.

Okay, okay.

Matthew, can you come here please?

There we go, yeah.

Matthew?

Great, great. Everything okay?

Laura? Laura, what are you doing?

She's pre -partum depression.

I knew it.

I knew it. Okay.

You need to take her to go lay down. I'm going to go call your doctor right now.

Good night.

Good night.

Have she

been eating?

It's okay, Chris.

Um, yes.

I've been making sure to feed her at least three times a day. Good.

What's her temperament like?

You can answer that.

Worrying. Not good.

Let's get her on bed rest. Try to get the crankiness down.

Okay.

We were thinking maybe if she couldn't have her IV in any part of them, maybe

her hands.

See what I can do.

You really want a traditional birth, you know?

No crazy positions or anything.

I'll do what I can, but I ultimately have to keep the baby safe.

Thank you, doctor.

Absolutely.

I'm okay. Let me take you home. No!

I don't want you here anymore!

Laura, you need to calm down, okay? I don't want her here anymore! You're not

supposed to be doing this. Take this coat. You're not supposed to be doing

You know that you're supposed to be on bed rest. Come over here and... I don't

care! I'll get the pillow! Sit down! I don't want you! Sit down! I don't want

you! There, here's your pillow. I don't want you! Come here. Lay down.

I'm my mama.

Laura? I do not want to see you climbing those stairs. You need to relax.

Moon Grace will check on you later.

I want you to make me a mother.

Yes, our top clinicians are going to take good care of you today, Laura.

That's what I want. I need them to take care of me.

I need them to give me what I want.

This is what I want. This is what I want.

I need it so bad.

I was looking over your chart, and it turns out you're perfect.

Thank you.

Yes, doctor, she's very healthy.

Just so you know, medically speaking, we're going to drown your organs in cum.

I want every last drop of it.

I want every last fucking drop of it. Wonderful.

Looks like you were born to be bred, Lauren.

I was, I was, I was. I was born to get fucked. I was born to be a mother.

you do appear to have a severe case of sexy slut syndrome.

You are being such a good patient. I'm going to let you have a sucker from the

lobby.

What do I get? What do I get? You're going to get a sucker from the lobby.

yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Oh, my God.

there you go

I just want to be the best fucking mom.

I love

your questions.

If I'm a good mom, am I going to be a good mom?

Am I going to be a good mom?

Yeah?

You're going to be great.

We are going to give you the highest possible bill.

Oh, we're going to give it to you. Don't you worry.

It'll be fully covered by your insurance as well.

Yes,

use me. Yes, use me.

Yes, use that pull.

Yes, use that breathe.

The goal is to essentially overpopulate your uterus.

We always give our patients what they want.

I'm going to get on top.

I'm going to get on top.

Do you think I'm going to prescribe you an infinite amount of?

Yes.

I want as much cum as I can get. I want as much cum as I can milk out of

everybody's fucking balls.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Uh -huh.

Fuck me. I want to make your cock feel so fucking good.

I want to make it feel so fucking good so that you come for me.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, baby.

Get it.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

I want to be a good fucking breeder.

That's what I was made for.

That's what I was born to fucking do.

I just want to be a mom so fucking bad.

I want to be a mom so fucking bad. Yes, I want to be a mom so fucking bad.

Doctor, am I going to be a good mom?

It says here you're going to be a great mom.

You're also going to be really, really...

I want everything.

I want everything.

I want everything.

I want to come most of all.

I want to come most of all. Yes.

Good news. Results are in and you can have it all.

Yeah, I do.

Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Someone fuck me now.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Yes.

Yes. That's right, right there.

Yes,

yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Team, I know it's tempting to bring your seed all over this beautiful belly, but

we're going to want to put it inside her.

Oh, definitely.

It's inside exactly where I want it. Exactly where it belongs. Exactly where

want it. Exactly where it belongs. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Grab my tits. Grab my tits. Grab my tits. Yes.

Just like that. Good. Yes.

Yes. Good.

Very good.

Oh, of course.

It feels so good.

It feels so good.

That's right. You are by far my favorite patient.

Keep hugging me. Keep hugging me. Fill me up. Fill me up. Fill me up, please.

Please, please, please.

Yes! Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

So good.

Yes! Oh,

fuck. Great job. Yes!

Yes, that's exactly right.

That is so fucking good. Oh, fuck.

That would be great. If you could go ahead and come for me, that would be

wonderful.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes! Do it again! Do it again!

Yes! Oh,

fuck!

Oh, my God!

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, use that cunt, yes, fucking use it, fucking use it. Yes, I

want to make your cock feel real fucking good. I want you to go fill me up real

fucking bad.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Easily my most improved patient.

I want to get bread. I want to get bread.

I want to get used.

Yes, I want to get pregnant.

Will you breathe me? Will you breathe me?

Breathe me.

Breathe me.

Oh, they're going to, Laura, don't you worry.

You are

leaving here a mother, that's for sure.

Yes, make me a mother, make me a mother.

Yeah, you're going to fulfill your destiny today.

I want you to come inside me. I want you to come inside me. I want you to fill

me up. I want you to knock me up. I want you to get me pregnant.

I want you to breathe me.

Very good, Maura.

Yes,

please, yes, please, yes, please.

Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, come for me.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Bring me, bring me right now. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's what I need.

Does that feel good?

That's what you want.

We're going to get you more. Don't you worry.

Down two to go.

Such a model patient.

I just want to be a good mom.

That's all you want.

You're going to be a great mom.

Just like you're a great little slug.

Very good, Laura.

Yes, I love it. I love being held up. I love being wrapped.

I love it. It's what I need.

It's what you need. It's what you deserve.

It's what I deserve.

Yes, it's what I fucking deserve.

Yes, yes.

You ready to go three for three?

More, more. Yeah, you need more.

More, please.

More, please.

Uh -huh.

More, please.

Yes.

Fuck yes? Yes.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Wow, look at that.

Yes. Great job, Laura.

I don't want to be so good for you. I want to get it for you.

Oh, we're going to give it to you. Don't you worry.

Every single ounce.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, please.

Please make me your mother.

Please, please, please, please, yes.

Yes, yes.

Uh -huh.

Make her.

Yes, yes.

I've received a lot vaginally, but it's always good to receive some topically or

orally. I agree.

I agree. Orally, please. More, please. More, please.

More, please. More, please.

More.

More. More.

Please. Please.

Yes. Yes, I need it. I need it. I want to be the best mom there ever was.

I'm going to be so happy.

I'm going to be the best mom there ever was.

That's all I've ever wanted.

I'm going to do such a good job.

I'm going to do such a good fucking job.

I'm going to do such a good fucking job being a mom.

You are going to be a great mom.

You are.

You are.

I'm inside you. I can feel our future.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

I'm looking for you.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, please, would you do this with me? Yes, yes, yes.

You ready?

The IV in her arm. She wants it in her hand. You understand? I will do my best,

okay?

Help her on the bed, please.

We're going

to be okay.

There you go, Mama. You're doing such a good job.

That's it. Come on, Laura.

Laura, you are fully dilated, all right? It's time for you to start pushing.

You're doing great, Mama. Come on. Come on. Good job, Laura.

Scalpel, you're going to have to make an incision in her perineum.

is grounding.

So how'd Laura's talk practice go?

Yes, I'll be home for dinner. I'll be home in 20 minutes.

Just got to pick something up really quick and I'll be right there.

Yes, honey.

Yes, I'm taking care of it. It's not okay.

Yes, I know I was at work a little longer today. I had to take care of

something.

You know how it is.

Yes, I'm taking her tomorrow.

She'll be just fine.

No, I have Monday off.

It's totally okay.

Okay, honey, I'll see you soon, okay?

I'll be home very soon.

Yes.

I love you too.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Thank you all for being here today.

It is an honor to stand before distinguished men such as yourself.

Each one of you has committed to personal growth and excellence, and

embark on a journey to redefine what it means to be a man in this modern world.

Our workshop, Male Excellence, is not just about achieving success, but about

embodying the virtues that make us strong, honorable, and resilient

In a time where the concept of masculinity comes under scrutiny often,

here to embrace... Are you new here?

Um, yeah, I'm Matthew. I'm Bill.

Nice to meet you. You too. We're here to discuss and embody what it means to

lead a righteous, alpha male life.

Not the cliche... It's funny, I'm actually an OBGYN.

Oh yeah? Yeah. Trying to Trojan horse my way in behind enemy lines.

You'd think it'd be cool looking at pussy all day, but...

What's your story?

Oh, um... I'm a bailiff.

Just transferred here.

It's a good community.

Oh, yeah.

Life drives me crazy.

Yeah,

they're just so entitled these days. I know, I don't know what's happened.

We're happy to have you.

If you need anything, you let me know, okay?

I got you.

That's you.

So good to see you. This is my sister Grace I was telling you about.

Everything's going to be okay.

How can you say that? You're married.

And I'm just, I'm the other woman.

You're not the other one.

It's like, it's my purpose to have a baby.

I'm gonna have your baby.

Grace, Grace, I think I might have a way to do this. Okay?

I'm gonna make sure that we have a life that we want.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

If we have her sign, we have her consent.

Hey, honey.

This is Grace.

She's the doula.

She's gonna be able to help you all throughout your pregnancy.

It'll be over soon.

And then we'll be a family.

Yeah, and then we'll be a family.

Thank you.