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Take a little water...

I'm gon' let you mount it...

It's that blood, blood, blood, you and I...

Okay, so I'm just gonna walk you through the basic vision of the story.

You guys, feel free to chime in whenever you want, okay?

So what I'm trying to do is create a metaphorical conversation between George Orwell and Jack Kerouac.

as if down and out in Paris and London was typed out

on one long piece of paper.

Snappy, splenetic, high velocity.

At its core, it's a buildings Roman,

but not in the sad, sounder, smoking, woman-hating way.

It's hopeful.

And I know I put it on my application,

but in terms of timeline,

I'd want to have the first draft done by July

and submit for notes from this esteemed Troika,

do a quick polish,

and hopefully spend the rest of my summer

in a state of boqueto.

That's what the Japanese say when you gaze out

in the distance without thinking about anything in particular.

All right.

Very impressive, Anthony.

You know what? Only my mother calls me Anthony.

Tony.

Okay, then. Tony.

You'll be hearing from us soon.

And that they just sat there and stared at me.

I'm telling you, these people are so fucking stupid.

It's insane.

I said I was gonna write the whole thing

on one piece of paper, and they believed me.

They were just nodding like I was explaining

the rules of a brothel.

I already found this Upper West Side place,

right where Salinger grew up.

It's fucking perfect.

Just got to tell my parents the fellowship takes place

in New York, and I'm out of here.

Okay, buddy. You got to write the book.

Yeah, but that's what I've been trying to do all year.

I swear, it's like God is finally starting to notice me.

Word for that is providence.

The word? The word for what?

It's when God finds it.

It's when God finds it, His attention to you.

That...that sounds kind of scary.

That's not what I thought.

That's not what I thought.

Yeah, that's scary.

I had the biggest crush on my girl in high school.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's older.

I've been seeing something.

Tony, she's not approachable.

Tony.

I've been trying to get more into it,

and they, like, shacked up again for a while,

but I truly, I can't remember.

Excuse me, I need to speak with you.

Why don't you get the fuck out of here?

Is this woman bothering you?

She's my cousin.

Hey, I went to Dwight Englewood with your cousin, Nancy.

Didn't you punch a hole in the principal's door?

You know, a lot has changed since high school.

I'm a writer now.

Oh.

Oh.

What's funny?

What's in your pants?

Oh, that's my dick.

Truth is, I'm actually getting this huge writing fellowship.

I'm dropping out and moving to New York.

Sorry, did you say you're a writer or a liar?

Very funny.

Answer the question.

Come with me and see for yourself.

You know I would, but we're spending the summer

in Cape Cod, so.

To be honest, I don't know if this woman

has your best interests at heart.

You do?

Enough that I think you deserve a proper validation.

Goodbye, young lady.

I'm older than you.

Goodbye, old lady.

Off to?

Provincetown.

Do you know the meaning of the word providence?

Let's go!

All right, let's get the fuck out of here.

When do you leave?

Right now.

Well, I hope the insistent look on my face

is kidding me how crushed I am.

So tell you what, come find me in September

and you can tell me what all those big words mean.

Heyyyyy.

Look through the painting.

I can look right through them.

We've got.

Jack!

I'd have found something, but I don't understand.

I don't know it.

All right.

I don't understand.

Grades OK?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I'm actually up for this fellowship thing.

Fellowship?

It's basically just.

No, wait, wait, wait.

Don't tell me now.

Let's wait till we're with your mother.

She's not going to care.

Absolutely, she's going to care.

Are you kidding?

She's your mother.

So I was telling dad on the way back that Vassar gives out this fellowship every summer

to develop a piece of professional writing.

And yeah, so I applied with a novel.

A novel?

Hmm?

You're going to write a novel?

Yeah.

Well, yeah, I did an interview and I told them what I wanted to do.

And yeah, I think I got it.

Oh!

All right!

Attaboy, Tony!

What do you mean you think you got it?

Well, it was heavily implied.

They said that we're going to reach out right away.

Yeah, there it is.

They will not say that if they're not serious.

How much money do you get?

I don't know actually, but whatever it is, it's supposed to support me while I write.

What's it about?

Hey, what's the story?

Crime or romance?

No, no, it's more of like a...

Well, it's really just an idea for an idea right now.

But it's a building's Roman story.

Building's Roman?

Yeah, it's coming of age.

No, I know what it means.

It's one word.

It's a German loan word.

Building's Roman.

You know, like kindergarten.

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

I just hope you didn't put that on your application.

You can move my voice track!

If it was in the pile on the floor, it's in the trash.

What?

Yeah, I thought it was garbage.

You leave a pile of records on the living room floor.

What am I supposed to do?

They're rare records.

They're not even mine yet.

Then don't leave them on the floor.

I was not done with them.

I was still checking them.

I had to go get Tony.

Oh, you're going to blame Anthony for you being a slob.

I'm not blaming him.

I'm not blaming anybody.

I'm just asking you to please not throw away my record.

Please!

Hello?

Tony?

Okay.

Hello?

Anthony, this is Professor.

Dobson from the Gingrich Fellowship Committee.

How are you?

Hi, good.

How are you?

The committee has made our decision, and unfortunately we've decided to go with another student.

Who is it?

Okay, great.

I'm saying you're not receiving the fellowship.

Terrific.

Thank you very much.

Right.

Hey, does this have a record?

No.

When you put something somewhere, you expect it's going to be there when you come back.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay.

I'm going to go ahead and get the record.

Okay.

Tony?

Don't come in.

Dad wants to know if you want to go for ice cream.

No, I'm okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

No, I'm okay.

Okay.

Good job getting the prize.

Thanks.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

Mary stands on the snake in the window near my house.

Are you done with these?

When you were a kid?

Yeah, right out of the ocean.

My mom thought they were gross socks.

Like, I'll eat these.

And I said they taste like the future.

Okay.

So, do you want to have a drink with me?

I can't, no.

Yeah, no.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Can I have another drink?

Yeah, I'll be right back.

I'm a writer.

Okay.

And I have money, too.

I'm going to go back to that beer, all right?

Awesome.

So.

Okay.

Time to go home.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm not going to be here for another day.

All right.

But if we have another issue, lifetime ban.

Ten dollars.

What kind of fucking ripoff is that?

Well, that's the price for being rude to the lady.

But the food is for free.

Shit.

No.

That's my friend.

Yeah, okay.

Mary.

Don't fucking touch me.

Come on.

Get the fuck off of me.

Fuck you.

Hey, sorry.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Fuck off.

Hey.

You still here?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I run.

Hey.

Hey.

Where do you live?

New Jersey.

New Jersey.

Hello.

Hi.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

er

.

I'm still here, but it's all gone

Out of our signal

Everything matters with one

Fuck!

I've spent all of each

Giving up this treasure

Taking away everyone I see

Anthony?

Hey!

What are you doing here?

I told you I was going to Provincetown for the summer

What are you talking about? When did you tell me that?

Are you fucking with me?

Okay, look, honestly, I was so wasted that night I don't remember anything I said

If I was rude to you, if I acted like a jerk

No, no

So, wait, you actually didn't know I was going to be here?

No, no, not at all

I just won this writing fellowship

They told me I needed to come to Provincetown for it

And, uh, yeah, I literally just got here

So, I don't know what the fuck's going on

And you don't think this is, like, a crazy coincidence?

What does Carl Jung call it?

Synchronicity

You read Carl Jung?

Yes

When's your birthday?

Uh, June 25th

You're a cancer

I'm a what?

Anthony, what happened to your eye?

Oh, this is, uh, uh

You know everyone calls me time

Bob, you finished your homework

I'm having a party tonight

Fancy

Big White House at the end of commercial

You can't tell I'm winking

Yesterday

Anyway, you made a mess with me

So you turned your days into night, John

Didn't feel no way

You can't be here without me

Hey

Hey

Man, I'm so sorry

Can you

Oh, thanks

Thank you so much

Hey, I'm so sorry

About yesterday

Um, yeah, that's okay

Could I stay on that hammock for a few more days?

Ha ha ha ha

Do you have money?

I have money

She got fries

Takes a big problem

She can walk with it

Hello, my love

I'm gonna kiss me

Good road, one heart, one goal

Wholesaling

Yes

Fuck you

Goddammit

Fuck

Okay, good play

Thank you

Three round, two big plan, six twelve feet

Good, come on

Can I get two more points?

Great job, good job

That's nice, faggot

Yeah, catch up right, two of them

Yeah

Hey, hey, hey

Old Shelly, I told you, man

Old Shelly, fuck me, Jeff

Hey, hey, hey

The broadside

Three

Six and six

Oh, right

Three

Roll, shee, yep

We see you, man

Yup, we see you, in fact

Mark, suck my dick, asshole

You try to get that?

Okay, how about this?

You show her it is on all that

I'll do it

You got that shit, feel the way

Yeah, just like your step story rape charges piece of shit

I told you

For different ends of consent in every state

And you got them all memorized

Hi, Mary

Shit, sorry

Hi, Mary

Hey, hey

Hey, is this filthy?

Come on, man

Hey

Sorry

One blowhard, one catch fries, two sets, full

You know I can cook, too

Excuse me?

He says he's a cook, chef

Yeah, wonderful

I'm not a cook, I'm a writer

I said I could cook

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand that

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

My dad's like one of the best chefs in New Jersey

Oh, your dad? Why didn't you say so?

Whatever

You know what, I'm sorry, brother

You're a cook

Help me find these

You be on me out, I'm behind, please

Fuck

Jesus

Hey

Hi, sweetheart

Nice job, rookie

You fucking burn cream or something?

Burn cream

Now, free child there, one lobster, go, doesn't die

I think Greg will buy that for you

Well, we'll see

Yeah, like that, though

It's delicious

I'll tell you if it's soft

I'm gonna fuck with you

Come on, guys

Thank you, chef

Thank you, chef

You're very welcome, my dear

Hey

Your hand, okay?

Uh, yeah, it's fine

Yeah

You work in a kitchen before?

Yeah

So you have the safety training, fire, everything?

Yeah, this is just a stupid mistake

I don't know

Okay, great

Well, we open Wednesday to Sunday

Start at 11 a.m.

That means that you are here at 10.45

Eleven is late

Anyone late is fired, okay?

Okay

Dig in

I can't stay

I'm going to a party

Party? What party?

Just a girl from school

Yeah, I think I have friends

Probably

You trying to fuck her?

I guess

You can't go alone

Go alone, you're gonna look like a creepy, lone, and raped it

What?

That's true

Yeah

Take a knee

You?

Go

10.45

Yeah

Anybody asked?

I'm here on a writing fellowship

Vassar College, okay?

Got it

And I don't work in a kitchen, neither do you

You're a grad student, right?

You know what that is?

Uh, yeah, I said I got it

Alright

Oh, but you can't say you're from Vassar because everyone else here would know you were

You gotta say you're from a different school, right?

Fuck, this girl must have two pussies

Hey, who are you?

Fuck off

How you doing?

Are you someone's dad?

Why, looking for a new one?

No, I'm just here with my buddy, um, Tony

It's, uh, Nancy here

Oh, you're the pizza guy with the big dick

Nah, he doesn't work in a kitchen, he's a writer

Ciao

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky

You guys wanna learn how to suck a noisetube?

Sure

Okay

You gotta be careful with these, cause I'm a real aphrodisiac

Hey, you girls wanna learn how to suck an oyster?

What?

They're aphrodisiacs

An oyster, do you like oysters?

We brought, uh, my mentor over there

You gotta, they're aphrodisiacs

So's this

You fucking liar

Steph Johansson got that bullshit

Our parents go to the same church

Yeah, I know Steph, we're uh, we both got it

It's one guy, one girl

Okay, then why isn't she here?

This is where the teachers are, whatever bullshit you told Nancy

Maybe you brought with sound these, just for the men

You can say that again

These girls are rapping to him

Oh, good

Okay, good

Cause we got a feature world famous writer here, Don't Corrupt It

This is Nancy

Oh, yeah

I see it, could be fun

Who the fuck are you?

I'm this, uh, knuckleheads vitamin sort for the summer

You're a professor?

Grad student, hobbit

Don't get it too fucked up, alright?

Mm-hmm

Hey

I'm confiscating this

Very good

Do you know the origin of the word province?

She decides she hates men all of a sudden

Just reading Jermaine Greer

Alright, you wanna do this?

Yeah

Come here

Let's see

Usually, no fucking

Okay

Hi

You know, I'll be right back

Let me help you figure that out

Okay

Thanks for coming

Oh, hey

Hey, what's up?

Sorry

No, I'm sorry

Hi

Hi

I'm outta here

How you doing?

Ow

I'm fine

Okay

What the fuck are you doing?

Fuck you

I can't fucking hear it

Nice one you get

Yeah

I'll get the taste out

Damn so fucked

I'm good

Hey, what the fuck?

You owe me

Does it look like I'm trying to fucking hide this from you?

Like you wouldn't give it a running fucking fuck, dude

Oh, that's fucking disgusting

Oh, fuck

Yes, fuck yes, dude

Thank you

Jesus fucking Christ

Hey

You know

Sorry, sorry

Jesus is awesome, chef

Six and six

He's throwing some spices in here

You got it?

Uh, really fucking wild

This is good

Why you gotta do it?

Why you gotta slurp and groan in me?

Maybe you should probably use some fucking prickage just to you both things

Fuck off

Everyone coming out?

Larry?

Hey, Larry's not coming

Wait, wait, wait

Where can you go?

He's coming

He's coming

Come on, Larry

He's too cute to leave a cup of dope in here

Drop, drop

We need him

We can use him as bait

We can use him as bait

We do

You've gone to shit

I'm sorry

It's fucking impossible for me to get you some fucking pussy

It's your demeanor that's a fucking problem

My demeanor?

I'm a pleasant

I'm pleasant to be around

You know what you look like?

That

That's what

When you sit down

How are you?

What?

I look great

And by the way

This would fit

I think you always look like two thumbs

No

Two beautiful thumbs

Two beautiful thumbs

Two beautiful thumbs

That would be fucking

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

This is a good match

Hey, chef

You see that?

Hey, chef

You see that?

Why?

Why?

Six rows

All hard

Fuck, okay

Six and six

And six

I'm out of trays, chef

Flago

Flago

Wake up

Trays, right now

You can tell him that yourself

He's right in front of you

Alright

Got it

Two cards and rings

One shot

Shit

No

Jesus fucking Christ

Sorry

What?

Rose

Okay

Three cards of rice is worth me

You take it so fucking seriously

With this fucking

Twit flint

A cupo

Vamos

We took four fucking things on the menu

One of them's fucking french fries

Why you gotta act like you've been

You've taken bids at an auction

So what is his name?

No clue

Is he Spanish or Mexican?

Portuguese

Whatever he is

You know a guy that I asked fucking to be

When he was a kid

If he was late

He's a fucking bitch

He's a fucking bitch

He's a fucking bitch

He's late

You watch it when anything is late

Even for a minute

What?

Alright come on

Let's get the fuck out of here

Yeah I already put some on my tab alright

Tones?

What?

Hey

Hey

Al

Come on fucking

Get out

You're a Jerry punk

Come on get out of my car you asshole

Fuck you

Fuck you bitch asshole

Fuck it

It's a fucking potato

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

I'm so fucking sorry

I have none of that was learned

I don't care

Alright Tony

Just grow the fuck up

I can't take this

Sorry

This isn't bossy

I was fucking bummed

The fuck?

You know why Chef calls you flaco right?

You know what flaco means in Portuguese?

It's that scene between your nuts

You know in the middle

That thin little line

Get the fuck out of here

Get the fuck out of here

Fuck you

You fucking

It is a nice nickname flaco though

You gotta admit

In Spanish it means little clown that does my dishes

I know that

You guys wanna see what looks like my Tony plays with his little dick?

Yeah

Who's got his head?

Actually done little buddy

Watch out watch out

Stop right there

I don't mean to bother you

But my kid brother locked the keys in the car

And

Would you mind if we watched the movie with you?

You can see the first shot

We're gonna have to

I mean

Hey

You know that when you're in the woods

You know the compliments that he gets at you

Come on

Wait a minute

There's maybe like a

Maybe a Catalonia dialect

Where it's acrobat

Jumps from ass to ass

It's pretty weird

I just saw your mom call me flaco

What?

She called me flaco

When I fucked her

What the fuck

Mom you fucked me

I fucked her

I didn't fucking kill you

Oh

Shit

What fucking time is it?

It's time for church

I'm not going to fucking church

As long as you live here

You are going to church

I don't believe in God

You don't believe in God

No

You don't believe in God

No

You don't believe in God

I don't believe in God

I don't believe in God

I don't believe in God

That's not the same

You don't believe in God

But you're still breathing right?

Hey

Turn around

I'm sorry

Ah man

Yeah

Hey

Hey

What the fuck

What are you doing?

I thought you were speaking New York

Ah just to get temporary

How you doing?

This guy's a fucking legend

He used to work on my station

Hey uh

You holding?

You got any money?

Yeah I got fucking money

You want in?

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

I'm going to get you

You want in?

Alright get in charge

Sorry I got you

Alright come on

Ahh it's okay

Alright

You said well

Yeah

Good to see you

Yeah yeah

Okay

Okay

Hello?

Hi dad

Tony Jesus

Tony are you alright?

Where the hell have you been?

We've been worried sick

Are you okay?

Are you alright?

Yeah

Okay good

Where are you?

Are you in the city?

I'll come right now

You want me to come right now?

I'm going to leave right now

I'll come get you

Who is that?

Tony

He's okay

What?

Oh my god

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh my god Anthony

No no no it's okay

You're alright

Anthony get on the next bus

It's coming right now

Stop stop stop yelling at him

Please stop

I got him I'm a balding

What do you mean stop yelling at him?

I want to talk to him

Sarah Tony Jesus

Flaco come here come here please

Let me teach you this

So watch

You keep this towel between your hand and the blade alright?

Okay so we go in like this

Okay cut the muscle and then the shell will come out

And then you got the outside of the muscle and that's it

So sings well for you

Okay I'm gonna go in like this

Sorry sorry sorry sorry chef I fucked up

I thought it was Monday it won't happen again okay I swear

Tony thanks for covering alright

Hey no stay there

I need six well three

Yeah yeah no I got it

No I got my jacket for tonight

What I really need is a good dish wash

I said I was sorry alright

What you want to fuck up your whole service?

No you're late

You should be fired

You know I'm giving you a chance to stay

That's a gift

That's my gift to you

Okay okay come on Tony come on

No six well three

I want you to wash the fucking dishes

No no no

Tony get the fuck in here

I'm not fucking blaming him alright

Tony I swear I'm here

Come fuck with me my man

Fuck

Alright come on come on

Come on what are you waiting for?

What are you fucking waiting for?

Shut the fuck up come on

I know you fucking want to come on come on

I'm afraid like you

You're the seed eater

Hey!

Hey!

For fry uh two chow's and two elephant beach plants

I got scared honestly for a second

Are we gonna lose Chef?

Is this fucking lunatic gonna stab him through the fucking heart?

Fuck man

No man

I woulda had his back obviously

My blood is drawn I'm gonna fuck the kid up but

I'm glad it didn't have to come down I didn't want to kill a man today

You know I have it in me

You know as push comes to shove I can take a life

I can't

I can I'm powerful I seem you know

It's kind of camouflage

He's suffering

You're banned

What if I admit I'm here for completely selfish reasons?

I need a photo for the back of my book

Of what?

Of me

I don't think that's a good idea

Why?

Actually it depends Is it titled I am ugly an idiot's journey?

My editor actually just shortened it to the idiot

It's taken

Yeah I've been having that problem a lot lately

I want you to take my photo because

I like the way I feel when you look at me

I'm gonna fuck the kid up

Fuck me

I thought we were closed Monday

What?

Can we throw them out?

No

Sorry

Why was that man?

Sorry

I'm sorry

Fuck you

Fuck you

Salt from sea water

Feel this

What's this?

To you

Guys stop it

It's okay if it's blurry

That's like literally how you see time

Right okay

Who doesn't trust a guy with a cool car?

But it's not your car

That's good

Oh yeah

That was great

That was good

Okay let him know

So how's your buck?

Yes it's good

Just uh

Every day is pretty much the same

I wake up in the morning

About an alarm clock

I make a cup of coffee

And I immediately sit down at the typewriter

I try to write as much as I can into my answer

Which is usually around lunch time

Then I walk to this little restaurant

Where they make the squid stew that I've become completely addicted to

After lunch I take a walk along the beach

By myself

To collect my thoughts

Try to figure out what I'm going to write that afternoon

I try to imagine interesting places

I'll probably never go

People I'll probably never meet

Then I get home and just sit at the typewriter

So you don't get out much?

No, I barely leave the house

Believe it or not I haven't seen a sunset or something

But that's just the cost of being a writer

Alone all the time

Don't really have any friends

Every day is quiet

So what's the book about?

How about this?

When it's done

You can be the first to read it

Hey Freckle! I need that now! Now!

This is the way chef

Next stop

What's that painting?

Oh, that's a...

Francois Letté

He was preparing

A banquet for Louis XIV

Where everything was going to be perfect

He...

He had worked on the menu

And he had a lot of fun

And he was very happy

And he was very happy

And he was very happy

He had worked on the menu for months

He had the best kitchen stuff in France

And he imported a wife from Italy

But the fish he ordered didn't arrive on time

So he killed himself

He killed himself?

Yep

Why?

The fish he ordered didn't arrive on time

Yeah, I got that

Wow

It's just photos for a buck

It's not just photos, you fucking know me

Are you serious?

Yeah

Oh shit, are you left handed?

Yeah

You're not using your left hand as a sign of the devil?

Mm-hmm

I'm serious

That's where sinister comes from

Dextral is the right thigh

Sinistral is the devil's side

That's what anodextrous means

Two right hands

Taking a lab class?

No, it's actually just my mom

She's always saying like, hi shit

Pretty annoying, actually

So why do you do it?

Um...

I don't know

Sorry, I didn't know you were...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

It's fine, come in

Ew

Smells worse than this stew

Marrot, Swedish one win

Guess I'll get used to this stew

No

Boo!

Gah!

Whoa!

Go!

Oh!

Get fucked!

Feel the fucking punch!

Fuck you!

Yeah, I deserve it

I deserve that

You're like a pretty serious chef.

Well, yeah.

I graduated the CIA in New York.

You're in the CIA?

I graduated the CIA, I told you.

The people that killed Kennedy?

Culinary Institute of America.

Oh.

Right.

That's a pretty good school.

The best.

They should really change the name.

I don't think so.

And you just came here?

Well, no, no.

I worked in many places before.

France, Spain, London.

Michelin stars lined up at the door.

I wanted to have my own place.

My own lineup.

So I took a loan and got the place and that's it.

manipulative come on Roux.

Hey.

Yes.

Hey, let go!

Come on!

Careful, careful.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Careful, careful.

Careful, careful.

This is going to get a little bit logical.

Oh, stop!

Oh, yeah.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Time to run.

One's going to bloom.

One good catch can last him all season.

Oh, did you miss him?

Yeah, I'm going to beat him.

This is insane.

Pulling the line.

Hard.

Get him.

Pull him out of the oven.

Horse back roll.

Come here.

What the fuck is that?

That's a tuna.

You brought that gun?

Shit.

Yeah, we're alive.

Heh, heh, heh.

Heh, heh, heh.

Here you are, sir. Enjoy.

You're all right.

Always, he must.

Cheers, William.

Thanks.

This little burnt.

Black doesn't mean burnt.

Jordan.

Oh, my God.

Don't do that.

Why do you do that?

How the fuck else do you want me to say it?

Well, you can say, you know, thank God for your work, something like that.

What did you mean when you called Sal a sin eater?

It's an old tradition, you know.

How you place food on the body of the dead and the sin eater eats it.

Absorbing all their sins so they can pass into heaven.

They take on all the darkness so the rest of us can be in the light.

Yeah.

Wow, a lot of people showed up.

Yeah.

You know what? This is how it used to be.

People just came out to the beach.

And I would pull out, you know, Howard Mitchell's book.

Page 58.

What could I make?

Plan B?

Yeah.

We wrap everything in bundles and cook it right on the beach, you know.

And steal garbage cans.

The whole town used to show up for that.

They don't do that anymore?

No. Not anymore.

We are too busy for that.

Speaking of which, I have to option this.

I got it.

No, no.

Yeah, I got it.

Are you sure?

Relax.

Six ounces!

Yeah, fuck off.

Six ounces!

Yeah, fuck off.

What are you doing?

Nothing. What are you doing here?

Well, we heard a fucking gun go off and then watched you and a bunch of fishermen have a bonfire.

Do you work here?

No.

Alright.

If I tell you the truth, you have to promise to not tell anyone.

Okay?

Okay.

Um, so, I'm writing a book about a chef.

And I took a job here so I could spy on the guy that runs this place.

You're spying?

You understand.

This guy, he's like a master chef.

He's idiosyncratic, he has an accent, he has like no friends.

And, uh, yeah, I came in here for a drink one night and I saw him and I was like,

oh my god, I have to write a book about this guy.

So do you like cook things?

Yeah, yeah, yes, I cook.

Like what?

Like all sorts of fancy stuff.

Fancy stuff?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've eaten here.

It's fast food.

Come to dinner.

When?

Friday.

And order the special.

Okay.

But remember, if anybody asks, I'm not a writer.

I work in a kitchen.

See you Friday.

Bye.

Hey, so I figured out how we can get a line of people out the door.

Nice.

You did all of it?

First, the restaurant needs a sign.

The flagship.

Everything cooked from scratch.

So we have the knife is sort of like, you know, incorporate the restaurant theme.

And then see how the lettering is sort of like a wooden.

It's like the wooden?

I don't know about these, you know.

Why not?

Uh, it's so affluent, you know, the sign.

Fuck the sign.

What we should start with is a special.

Something we do every Friday.

Really fancy.

You can charge a lot of money for it.

We use local ingredients.

Looks good on the plate.

Something sexy.

Makes you want to fuck, you know?

Something that people are going to come, they're going to spend money on, they're going to

tell their families about.

Something, something you can do.

Right?

Something like this.

Alright.

Wow.

What?

You know, uh, I am too old for these.

How old are you?

Forty?

Forty-five?

You're fine, dude.

Come on, let's go get this shit for this fucking lobster firmadore.

Dude, come on, I'm fucking serious.

Hey, come on.

So, uh, we are adding a special tonight.

It's the lobster firmadore.

You know, it's a brown lobster cooked in egg yolk and brandy, served in the shell pot

for ten dollars.

Okay?

Come on.

Come on.

I'll flag one, I will prepare it and I will need lobsters from you, just enough to split them.

Let's go to work.

Come on.

Let's go to work.

Next up.

Come on, guys.

Four chop on seven.

Guys, one termino.

Three catch.

Let's go.

Franco, come on.

Come in.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

Guys?

Dude, how you doing?

I'm great.

Really great.

You don't know what you're doing?

I'm fine.

You're fine.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on, guys.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

the

Fucking oysters

Well

Fuck

Too hot, shawl

I got it

Roll

They say

I got it

Oh my god

Hey, no, sorry

Come on

One second

Okay, three, two, three, two, three, four, five, four, go

Yes, working, come on

And one, two, three, go

One, two, three, go, come on

They're gone

Come on, let's go

Go, go, go

Oh, I don't want to play

Oh, shit

Oh, god, shit

No, no, no, wait

Hold on, hold on, hold on, I got this

I got this

Shit

Fuck

Shit

Shit, shit

Fuck

Shit

Excuse me, friend, we have a situation here in the kitchen

Just a little fire, so totally under control

But I have to ask you to just leave the building, thank you

Please, please, please, please, come on, come on

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I forgot to blow up my ass

What happened?

Something, it's not as bad as it looks

Some oil in the back

It's fine

Wait, wait, wait, wait

You don't know exactly what it is

Does he need your help?

No

Want to get out of here?

Okay, okay, okay, one second

Shit

Come on

What?

I'm not writing a book

I'm working at that guy's restaurant so I can sleep on his hammock

And the reason I need to do that is because

I didn't get that fellowship

I only came here to see you

I fucking knew it

Nancy, look at this

Hey

Really sorry

You never work anywhere, did you?

No

But I believed you, that's the problem

I believed, I believed everything that you said to me

I was going to offer you a job tonight

I was going to make you my full time guide and show you how to run the place

Hold on

I thought I was so lucky that I finally met someone I could trust

That's how stupid I am

You said I wanted a job?

I'm going back to college in September

I'm a writer

A writer?

A writer

I never seen you write anything

Yeah, that's because I've been working for you all summer so I can stay at your house

What do you think, I'm going to work in a fucking kitchen for the rest of my life?

You know

You can be anything you want to be

But you know what you are?

What?

Nothing

You

You

Hello?

You're clear

I'm going to go

I'm going to go

Maybe this is a bad idea

Relax, don't, there's no one here

Where is it?

I don't know

Come on, he owes us

You work the whole fucking summer for free, right?

It's in the jar

Fuck, I must have skipped that one?

I'm going to go to the town

Alright, let's go

But

You want to get to New York or not?

Come on, maybe he's got something in New York himself

I just got a bunch of fucking books

Ah, fucking you, this guy was bullshit

I know, I am mighty

I'm living in the dark

I got an idea

A what?

You want to make some money?

You want to make some money?

We're having a clam bake, Friday night, 5pm

Clam bake on the beach, ladies

5pm

Clams, lobsters

Hey, we're having a clam bake Friday night on the beach

Howard Mitchell clam bake, just like the old

Clam bake

Potatoes

Friday night

It's for charity everybody

Let's save the flagship

Let's save the flagship, ladies, come on

There you go, there you go

Let's save the flagship, it's for charity

Let's repair the damage of the fire

Let's repair the damage of the fire

Let's repair the damage of the fire

Let's save the flagship, alright

$5 a plate

Clam bake for charity

You want to make some charity, Friday night

You want to work?

I want to make some charity

If I don't do the best I was born and partly

I'm riding

But the best, best, best, best

If I go to the one that my life shows I'm living

I want to save the flagship, baby

I want to save the flagship, baby

And baby, I feel a lot of sin

Cause I've been away

So very long, long time

You fucking garbage

How many of these you got to dig?

Four

Fuck them

Then I set us on fucking fire this time

That's all I got to say

Do you know how to even fathom?

Oh, I did not expect to see you here

I already dug my hole

You burned my umbrella?

Fuck it, I'll just get out of here

I'll get out of here

Why don't you give me some lobster cake, you prick?

Alright, here we go

Alright, here we go

Can I get you some food?

Thank you very much

No, that's fine

Thank you for doing this

Yeah, of course, go

Yeah

So, what?

Oh, fuck

Alright everybody, we're gonna take a quick break

We're back in ten minutes

Alright, I'm gonna get finished, want one?

Yeah? Come on, come on

So I looked up that word

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

I'm sorry

So I looked up that word

What?

Providence

It means the protective attention of God

For your book

So, are you gonna come find me in September or what?

Your car is burning

Black doesn't mean burn

You did all this, huh?

All these people

So, one chicken, one corn, two potatoes, and one here

Thank you, Chef

Um

You know, I think maybe Anthony is a better name

I think for a man, it's not like my mom, but it's my lady

Chef

Chef

I'll be around, either way

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

If you like the taste of a lobster stew

served by a window with an ocean view

you should have fallen in love with old Cape Cod.

Widing roads that seem to bear complete

miles of green beneath the skies of blue

church bells chime in on a Sunday morn

remind you of the town where you were born

If you spend an evening you want to stay

watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay

you should have fallen in love with old Cape Cod

If you spend that evening you want to stay

watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay

you should have fallen in love with old Cape Cod

you're sure to fall in love

you're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod

so it seems like your experience is washing dishes in the restaurant for one summer

yeah

at least he's honest

sorry what is your name

everybody

take your breath it's time to go

to the land of the gold

remember me

because I'm the one made you see

remember me

I hang in the brain up in the sky