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You scared me, fucker. Do you want to get out of here?

Fuck yes, I do.

I'm drinking some of this.

You can't waste alcohol.

Mm.

Hmm.

Oh, fuck.

wow

Wow.

um um

Uh-huh.

Where are you going?

I can't stay.

I need to work in the morning.

I thought maybe you should hang out for a little while.

What did I tell you?

Don't read more into this than necessary.

Okay?

Oh. And don't be late.

Good morning.

Hey, Vic.

Hi, Dan.

What's up?

Listen, I told you if we were going to have this little office affair that you

needed to be discreet.

And I haven't.

Really? Because those flowers were not discreet.

The IMs were not discreet.

What flowers?

I've never seen an IM either.

Maybe it's someone else.

Hello?

Hello, Dee?

Hey, Tina!

Hey, I'm down at the A.

I can barely hear you.

Come meet me!

I just got in.

I think I'm feeling low tonight.

You suck!

Whatever, I'll see you later.

Oh, I gotta go.

Hot guy coming my way.

Thank you.

Hello? Dee?

Hey, are you all right?

Thank you.

Did you hear it?

Everything.

Oh, fuck, I'm an idiot.

You're... Nothing, um...

No, it's okay. I've got to run to my house real quick and I'll be right over,

okay?

Yeah. Alright, bye.

Well, well, well.

Look at what the cat dragged in.

Save it.

Don't you think I'm embarrassed enough as it is?

Oh my god.

Well, I pretty much heard everything already, so... Might as well spill it.

Well, there's nothing to tell, really. I mean, couldn't even really tell if he

was cute or not.

But he was definitely sexy as hell.

And then, I don't know, he just walked away.

Like, disappeared.

Without a fucking word.

I didn't even get his name.

Anyway, enough about me.

What about you?

So is that a dude that you ran off with?

Him.

Just some guy from my office.

Hey.

Is this where I'm supposed to, you know, be the good friend and tell you that

it's a very bad idea?

That glass house of yours sure has a major crack in it.

Yeah, yeah. Come on.

You owe me.

I don't know.

He's nice, I guess.

Really good looking.

Amazing in bed.

But he's just a little vanilla for my taste, you know?

I need something a little more exciting.

Something different.

Good night.

I did not mean to.

Fine.

See what you're made of.

Don't turn around.

This is my surprise.

Only if you want it.

Oh God.

We look very handsome now.

Close the door.

I thought you wanted to be discreet.

No, I just couldn't help myself.

Well, okay.

So, do you want to get together tonight?

Damn right I do.

Fuck.

Hey. You want a dip?

Excuse me?

Come on. You got nothing to lose.

Excuse me. You don't mind if I cut in, do you?

I need a drink. Go right ahead.

Don't go yet.

I thought you weren't coming.

I told you I would.

You want to get out of here?

No, I want you to watch.

Watch what?

Them.

Go ahead, follow them.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You know you want to watch it.

You know you want to watch it. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Give me fucking fingers!

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I can make the whole thing tomorrow.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

Oh,

this is so corny.

Oh, hey, Tina. Good morning.

Oh, hey, Chris.

Excuse me, Tina. I have a message for you.

Gregory Hotel, tonight on 246.

He knew you couldn't turn away.

What kind of fucking game is this?

It's not a game, Tina.

This is what you wanted, isn't it?

What do you know about it?

Not much.

Only that he knows exactly what to say and what to do.

Where do you fit in?

Fulfilling my fantasy.

My desire.

Isn't that what you're searching for? Why don't you tell that asshole that

he can shove it up his fucking ass?

You don't even know who he is.

None of us do.

How many of us are there?

You really don't have a clue, do you?

Why don't you tell me?

He was right.

You're too caught up in yourself.

Okay.

Bye.

Now.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Oh, my God.

Dee, I gotta see you.

No, I'm fine.

I'm coming.

I didn't mean to tear you up.

You look like shit.

Thanks.

That guy you were with the other night.

Tell me about him.

Well, there's nothing really to tell. I mean, he bought me a drink.

We fucked.

And then, uh, he left.

Why? What's the matter?

I don't know.

Remember that guy Vic from my office I told you I was sleeping with?

Well, I thought he was trying to amp stuff up, you know, like sending me

flowers, he's planning to sign meetings.

But now?

I think it's somebody else.

Okay, so you had random sex with some random guy.

No, not just some random guy.

I think it's the guy you fucked the other night.

And he has a tape of you two.

What? I've seen it.

That asshole.

Shit.

Now I'm going to be all over the internet. Again, it's not... Bunny?

Array? The guy's fucking with me.

Jesus.

You think it's Vic?

No.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure of anything right now.

Why don't you just ask him?

I will.

First thing in the morning.

Hey, Tina, I tried to give this to you yesterday.

It's from Vic.

He said he won't be able to make it to the office for a few days.

Who is it?

Christina.

What are you doing here?

Well, I typed the call.

I heard you were sick.

I figured I'd come check on you.

Wow, that's really nice of you.

I took the phone off the hook so I could get some sleep.

Listen, I'm really sorry about the other night.

The other night?

I know we had tentative plans, but I got a flat tire, and then my car wouldn't

start.

And it took the tow truck so long to come by.

Probably because it was super cold.

I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Come in.

I really need to get back to work.

I'm glad that you're feeling better.

Thanks for coming by.

Fuck you.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, Tina?

I'm calling the police.

And say what?

Every time I've asked, you've said yes.

Who are you?

Someone you see every day.

No.

I don't know you.

Only enough to say hello.

Show yourself.

Don't you want to enjoy the fantasy one more time?

Then open your present.

I don't want to.

Then I'll leave.

No, wait.

I knew you'd say yes.

Fuck yeah, I wrote that for you.

Fucking big.

Good morning

And say what?

Every time I've asked, you said yes.

Who are you?

Someone you see every day?

No. I don't know you.

Don't you want to enjoy the fantasy you won last time?