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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,166 Psst. Hi. Hey. Everything's fucked! 2 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,125 Yeah, you better wake up. 3 00:00:25,208 --> 00:00:28,708 We're alone, we're hungry, and we have to shit! 4 00:00:28,791 --> 00:00:31,458 Okay, ready? Three, two... 5 00:00:31,541 --> 00:00:34,166 Food! Poop! Now! 6 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,708 We need the titties! 7 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,750 Give us the grande hot titty juice! 8 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:40,000 You're okay, bud. 9 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:44,208 Hey, Becca, it's me! I'm showing up, I'm ready to do love! 10 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:49,375 - Food me! Poop me! Do titties better! - The baby got its Need Demon? 11 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:53,708 - Assigned yesterday, welcome to the team. - Oh, no, I'm actually Becca's bug. 12 00:00:53,791 --> 00:00:55,958 Oh, you're with Titties! 13 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,916 Well, then why won't she put them in our mouth the way we want? 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,333 Wow. You... You are intense. 15 00:01:02,416 --> 00:01:05,625 Yeah, I'm a fuckin' Need Demon! 16 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:09,750 Well, hey. Hey, Mama. How's things, girl? 17 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:10,666 Really good. 18 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:14,791 Two days ago, I took an eight-pound shit, and now it screams at me every hour! 19 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:19,041 Okay, unflinching look at motherhood. Ladies and gentlemen, Ali Wong... 20 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,375 No, I'm in no mood to go meta right now, okay? 21 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:24,166 I'm exhausted. And you ditched me at the hospital! 22 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:29,708 Oh, let's forget about the old Emmy and the mistakes that dumb hussy made. 23 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:32,541 I'm the new Emmy! I show up! 24 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,291 With a gift. Look. And it did use to have a head. 25 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,208 Now our tummy hurts! 26 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:40,583 Okay, maybe it needs to, um, Becca? 27 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:42,000 Can we sleep now? 28 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:47,333 Oh. Are you Becca's Need Demon? I... I'm Emmy, I... I... I'm her new Lovebug. 29 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:49,500 Wow, big pipes on that one. 30 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:53,291 Give sleep. Give food. Give death. 31 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:57,625 She can sleep when the kid is in college. 32 00:01:57,708 --> 00:01:59,916 Shh. Please shut up. Please shut up. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,625 Uh, you... you're doing so good. Motherly love! 34 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:06,041 - Woot-woot! - You definitely shut up. 35 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,291 Hey! I'm doing my best, okay? 36 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:11,166 Oh, don't be a fucking crybaby, I already have one of those. 37 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,833 I'm not a crybaby. 38 00:02:12,916 --> 00:02:13,750 Ugh! 39 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,958 - Ah, nice! Our shit came out. - What the fuck? 40 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:17,791 I'mma take ten. Text me if you need me. 41 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:19,833 Whoa. Why're you lookin' at it like that? 42 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:22,083 - How am I supposed to look at it? - With love? 43 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:24,416 I mean, wook at that wittle nose. 44 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,791 Wook at it. Ooh! 45 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:28,000 Those chubby wittle thighs... 46 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,875 What the fuck are you doing? 47 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:30,791 Trying to glow! 48 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,291 - Oh, my God, you can't even glow? - Well... 49 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:36,250 No wonder I don't love this thing. 50 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,208 You don't love the baby? 51 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:44,166 Well, maybe I would if I didn't have a JV-ass Lovebug who can't do her job! 52 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:48,291 Well, how am I supposed to do my job if you don't love the baby? 53 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,958 Come on, come on, come on... Yes! 54 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:52,375 Ka-ching! 55 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:53,875 What the hell are you doing here? 56 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:58,458 A mother who doesn't love her own baby and a Lovebug who can't glow? 57 00:02:58,541 --> 00:03:00,583 I've won the Shame Lottery! 58 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:02,000 Fuck me dot org. 59 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:05,500 Alright, smile. Ooh! You look exhausted, love. 60 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,666 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 61 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,916 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 62 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,125 ♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ 63 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:22,208 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 64 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:26,625 ♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪ 65 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:31,000 ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ 66 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:35,000 ♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪ 67 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,500 ♪ There's nothin' better ♪ 68 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,916 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 69 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:47,250 These can feel like troubling times for we Shame Wizards who serve women. 70 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,250 "Body positivity." "Self-love." 71 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,791 "Pay equity." 72 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:55,208 We wonder, is female shame a thing of the past? 73 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,541 I leave you with a story. 74 00:03:57,625 --> 00:04:01,416 Flying in today, I shared an exit row with a mother and daughter. 75 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:05,208 I watched Mum assure the flight attendant that her little girl's arms 76 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:08,750 were "husky enough" to open the cabin door. 77 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:12,750 She then proceeded to order herself a hot water with Splenda. 78 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:13,666 Mm. 79 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:17,000 In that moment, I felt certain of one thing, 80 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:21,708 as long as there are women, there will be shame! 81 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:24,500 Thank you so much. Thank you. 82 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,208 The "Your Body, Your Fault" chapter was so devastating. 83 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,833 Thank you. Thank you so much! 84 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:31,833 - I'm geeking out, sorry! - Oh, no, thank you, darling! 85 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,833 I hope you didn't have to wait on line too long. 86 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:38,250 Wow, I can't believe I'm meeting the Shame Wizard who did Joe Paterno! 87 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:41,083 - Just a rumor. - Hello, Mummy! 88 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,125 Hello, Lionel. I'd forgotten you worked here. 89 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:49,083 Yes, and I think all my emails might be going to your spam? 90 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,666 - Hi! - There she is! 91 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:57,750 How was Becca's last night? A new mom with a brand-new squishy baby? 92 00:04:57,833 --> 00:05:00,750 You must be glowing like cray all day! 93 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,833 Yeah, I... I'm actually not glowing that, that much. 94 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,166 Or, like, at all. 95 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,916 - And when I try to, I kind of fart? - Oh, no! 96 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,333 Not all new parents bond with the baby right away. 97 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:13,017 - Really? - Sometimes you get a slow-glow. 98 00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:14,250 And that's totally normal! 99 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,541 - Have you had that happen? - Me? Oh, hell no. 100 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:19,916 - I glow fast and I glow hard. - But again, no shame in it! 101 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,375 That's right. As long as your slow-glow doesn't turn into a no-glow. 102 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:27,083 Oh, yeah, a no-glow, there is definitely shame in that. 103 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:29,291 Look. My glow is not the problem here. 104 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,666 It's Becca's own fault she can't love right. 105 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,000 That woman is a pill. 106 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,875 Whoa! Emmy. You can't be talking about your clients that way. 107 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:38,083 You should hear the way she talks to me. 108 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,541 Not to be mean, but she's rancid to her core, 109 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:43,125 and I really do hope she dies of a brand-new cancer. 110 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,291 - Emmy! - I wasn't... I said "not to be mean"! 111 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:48,208 Okay. Did you learn nothing from our training day? 112 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:50,458 Our clients are our babies. 113 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:53,041 And if we don't love our babies, they won't love themselves. 114 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:56,000 And if they don't love themselves, they'll never love their babies. 115 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:58,791 I'm sorry, do you mind if I grab a breath mint 116 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:02,416 since you're both shitting down my throat at the same time? 117 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:06,083 - Oh, honey, we were just trying to help. - I know, I know. 118 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,250 You just... 119 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,833 You don't have to be such "Beccas" about it. 120 00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:14,791 Ugh, Maury. I'm sorry to keep doing this. I forgot my goddamn password again. 121 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,416 Ugh! It's "jizz" with six z's and a pound sign. 122 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,500 What are your boys doing here? Shouldn't they be at school? 123 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,041 There was a crabs outbreak at their cumdergarten. 124 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:27,208 One dirty dick, and they gotta shut down the whole damn place. 125 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:30,041 Aww. Daddy's sorry for raising his voice. 126 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,375 Daddy loves you. 127 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:34,625 Oh, man. You gonna be able to handle that chode-load at work? 128 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:36,333 I... I... I'll manage somehow. 129 00:06:36,416 --> 00:06:39,791 Okay. Let's see, I've got a kid who's found his dad's Fleshlight, 130 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,458 a glory hole grand opening... 131 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:43,333 Well, I would offer to dicksit, but... 132 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:44,708 Oh, yeah, no... no way. 133 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:47,000 You could... You could never handle all these dicks. 134 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,791 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing! 135 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,791 It's just a lot of responsibility, 136 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:54,291 and you're, you know, kind of a... a hot fuck-up. 137 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,500 How dare you, you sexy shithead? 138 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,958 Look, I'm just saying, you're not really a kid person. 139 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:03,125 Well, I'd be a great dicksitter, so it's your loss. 140 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:06,083 Alright, okay, so you think you can do it? 141 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,208 Of course I do! 142 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,625 - Great! - It is great. 143 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:10,000 Then you'll need the rundown. 144 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:13,208 First, they eat Cool Ranch Doritos only, comprende? 145 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,666 - Mm-hm. - Chew 'em up, then... 146 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,125 Baby-bird the paste into their mouth holes. 147 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,708 - Hey, Connie! - I'm listening! "Cool Ranch." 148 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:23,625 Also, you have to jerk them off every two hours. 149 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:24,541 Yeah. I get it. 150 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:28,041 And make sure they get a nap before 3:00, or they'll turn into real assholes. 151 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:31,333 Maury, I got it! This ain't my first dick rodeo. 152 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:34,875 Yee-haw! Texas forev... Ow! Shit! 153 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,708 Not bad for a first time out. 154 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:40,000 Well, that doesn't reassure me, but I'm grateful for the flashback. 155 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:52,291 Oh, Mummy, you should have seen the shame on the young mother's face. 156 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:56,250 There she was with her darling newborn, right? 157 00:07:56,333 --> 00:08:00,500 And I flew right in and I said... I, uh, mm... 158 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:04,000 - Mummy? - Mm? Oh, I'm listening, darling. 159 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,083 Important email to my publicist. 160 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:11,416 Well, uh, um... I said your catchphrase, "Flawed women are failed women." 161 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,458 Er... Look, I'll show you the photo. 162 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:16,041 Mummy? Mummy, do you see it, Mummy? 163 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:19,125 It's "Rita" in the workplace, please. 164 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,250 Mm. She cried, I'm sure? 165 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:25,041 Uh... Well, no. She was about to, but then they cut to the main titles... 166 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,166 Sorry I'm late, peaches. 167 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,625 Kitty! At last! 168 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:32,000 Uh... Oh. Are there other chairs? 169 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,750 - Oh, just take Lionel's. - What? 170 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,593 You... You don't mind floating, do you, dear? 171 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,375 Oh. Well. Yes, Mummy. 172 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,500 It's been too long! How's the depression game? 173 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,250 Busy as always. 174 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:45,125 I partnered with Amazon last month. 175 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:46,666 How exciting! 176 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:50,000 Yes, I've got thousands of warehouse workers 177 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:53,833 in a state of deep existential ennui. 178 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:58,166 Wow! You know, Lionel almost got a woman to cry yesterday. 179 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,708 Well, I am almost impressed. 180 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:06,250 Mummy, don't forget about your publicist! 181 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:09,708 The email? Mummy gets lots of important emails. 182 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:12,625 Just not from me, eh. They go to her spam. 183 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:14,250 Lionel, please. 184 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:17,083 So, what's new with you, sweetness? 185 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:21,541 Nothing really. Notre Shame just invited me to give the commencement speech again. 186 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,250 Oh! I went to Notre Shame! 187 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:26,833 Hey, remember how proud you'd have been if you'd come to my graduation? 188 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,291 Lionel, just... just be a dear 189 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,583 and... and fetch Kitty a saucer of milk, would you? 190 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:31,500 Yes, Mummy. 191 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,958 Oh, take your time, Lionel. 192 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:39,000 Come on, I know you're hungry. 193 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,791 We're fucking starving! 194 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,583 Why aren't you squeezing the booby into a sandwich? 195 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,000 Didn't you listen to that bitch at the hospital? 196 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,833 What if the baby starves? Oh God, you'll be a baby murderer! 197 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:50,916 They'll talk about me on Inside Edition. 198 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,333 And then send you to jail, 199 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:54,916 where there's nothing to watch but Inside Edition! 200 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,375 Why do you think breastfeeding is impossible for you 201 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:01,708 when it comes so naturally to other, better women? 202 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:05,291 Could you guys please leave me alone and just let me... 203 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,458 Cry? You gonna cry? You gonna cry 'cause of what I said, are you? 204 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:12,208 Oh, I don't want to cry, I want to fucking scream! 205 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,000 I'm sorry about these mood swings, Becca-boo! 206 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,083 I'm just a little dickstracted. 207 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:20,333 Zachary! No! No humpies! 208 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:23,000 Those dicks look pretty rowdy. Maybe they need to be jerked off? 209 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,666 Maybe you need to be jerked off! 210 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,416 I do! But I haven't found ethical porn that I like! 211 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:36,041 Hi! How's my favorite client who I love and adore, of course? 212 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:39,666 - How does it fucking look? - Okay. Actively meaner today, got it. 213 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:44,125 The baby won't eat, I haven't slept in days, and my nipples are so sore! 214 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,583 - "Sore"? - We're fucking totaled! 215 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:49,875 - Why are you so bad at this? - We can't take it anymore! 216 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,666 Ew! Your gross nips talk? 217 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:53,750 We also sing. 218 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,416 Oh. Oh boy. 219 00:10:55,500 --> 00:11:02,041 ♪ I always thought my life would be Forever perky, fun and free ♪ 220 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:05,875 ♪ Never worried 'bout tomorrow ♪ 221 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,208 Oh, lovely. 222 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:11,458 ♪ But now we hang here suckled numb ♪ 223 00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:14,791 ♪ Chafed and raw from greedy gums ♪ 224 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:18,708 ♪ A broken body filled with sorrow ♪ 225 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,208 ♪ Give me that milky sweet libation! ♪ 226 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,208 ♪ I need a rest, some private time ♪ 227 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:31,791 ♪ Could be some weird disease Is blocking your lactation ♪ 228 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,708 ♪ Maybe a splash of wine ♪ 229 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:37,166 ♪ The time has come to face the truth ♪ 230 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:40,125 ♪ You are the worst ♪ 231 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:43,166 - ♪ You lack the strength, the will ♪ - ♪ You're a fool ♪ 232 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,166 ♪ Should have stayed on the pill ♪ 233 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:49,666 ♪ You're a loveless, rotten mother Cold and cruel ♪ 234 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,291 ♪ With a useless tit ♪ 235 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:52,916 ♪ You should give up ♪ 236 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,916 ♪ You know you'll only fail ♪ 237 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,166 ♪ Why try? ♪ 238 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,458 ♪ Maybe not too late to bail ♪ 239 00:11:58,541 --> 00:12:02,333 ♪ This whole charade Of parenthood's a lie ♪ 240 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,208 ♪ You're not worth a shit ♪ 241 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,625 ♪ You are the worst ♪ 242 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:09,541 ♪ Mama June or Mommie Dearest ♪ 243 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,958 - ♪ Courtney Love, even Kris Jenner ♪ - ♪ A fake ♪ 244 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:15,958 - ♪ Of history's countless shitty moms ♪ - ♪ A loser ♪ 245 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,833 ♪ My dear, you are the winner ♪ 246 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,291 ♪ You're a fraud ♪ 247 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,125 ♪ I need a hug ♪ 248 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,416 ♪ You're a fake ♪ 249 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,000 ♪ I need a break ♪ 250 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:29,958 ♪ For the next 18 years You're stuck with this mistake ♪ 251 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,416 ♪ You're a loser, you're a failure ♪ 252 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:38,500 ♪ You're a joke, you are the worst! ♪ 253 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,666 Oh, that's it! You really nailed it, everyone. Well done. 254 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,416 This is all your fucking fault! 255 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,375 I am doing my best, okay, lady? 256 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,750 Oh, shit. I suck. 257 00:12:54,833 --> 00:13:00,000 - Why can't I just bond with this baby? - And why aren't you nicer to me? 258 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,541 And why won't these dicks eat their chips? 259 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:08,916 Oh, dear, have I made everyone cry? 260 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,041 What, oh, what will my mummy say? 261 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,666 "Good job, Lionel! You're better than Kitty." 262 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,458 "And I'm finally giving you my home address!" 263 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:20,125 Yes, yes, that's what she'll say. 264 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:26,083 Man, I really needed this after the morning I've had. 265 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,791 Yeah. Just glad I could help. 266 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,791 Like, not to throw the word around, but Becca is toxic. 267 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:35,291 Becca is a bitch. But she's not here right now. I am. 268 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,500 - So let's just, you know, let's focus. - You're right! 269 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,458 - It's just, I wish I could ask Sonya... - Shh-shh. 270 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,208 ...for advice, but, I mean, look at her! 271 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,666 Baby. It... It... Listen, it just sounds like you need a little time to reflect, 272 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,750 which is totally fine because I just put some bath salts up my ass 273 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,333 and they are really starting to kick in and... 274 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,250 Oh, okay. 275 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,250 So I'm gonna go outside 276 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,351 and I'm just going to get in a fistfight with a telephone pole and... 277 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,166 Celery, yes! 278 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,250 Hey, you're Becca's Need Demon, right? 279 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:08,166 You okay, bud? Do you maybe want like a appetizer or... 280 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,125 Food! Yes! Give! Give. 281 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,500 Ha-ha. I'm cool though, I'm cool. 282 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,250 But food now please? 283 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:20,125 Some mozz sticks before I kill myself right here in front of you. Haha! 284 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,541 Oh, wow. Excuse me, uh, waiter? 285 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:29,166 I mean, who does this baby think it is with all its demands? 286 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,083 Fuck, these are good! 287 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,416 Becca's really only slept four hours since Friday? 288 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,833 - Yeah. - Brutal. 289 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,875 Need napkin, give napkin! 290 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:40,416 Oh, uh, here, sure. 291 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,000 I don't want to exist! 292 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,125 Yikes on bikes. 293 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:47,250 Sorry. I'm just not myself. 294 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,791 I'm a very cool demon normally! 295 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,583 Sure, yeah! I've eaten a napkin! 296 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:56,208 Oh, man. You should've seen me do my thing before the baby. 297 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,791 Me and Becca were a fuckin' team. 298 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,541 Anything we wanted, we got. 299 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,083 We just took it. 300 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,875 Whenever, wherever... We just... We ruled, man! 301 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:07,833 You know what it's like to fly? 302 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,708 Wait, wait, wait. Becca? 303 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,208 That cranky, dry bitch used to party? 304 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,916 Oh, hell yeah! Those were the days! 305 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,625 But now look at me. 306 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,375 A worthless little wisp. 307 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,333 Shit! 308 00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,875 - Shit, sorry. - I deserve this. 309 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:25,583 No, you don't! Hey, hey, you are still cool. 310 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,333 - Yeah? - Dude, totally. 311 00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:30,375 You're just going through some really hard shit right now. 312 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,083 Yeah! And same with Becca. 313 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,125 - Well, no. I mean, Becca's just kind of a... - Lawyer? 314 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,208 - No. - Woman? 315 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,250 - No. - Female lawyer? 316 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,875 No, she's kind of a, you know, a c-word? 317 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,250 - A... A cunt-face? - Yes, that's right. 318 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:47,750 Nah. She's just overwhelmed. She's a new mom. It's hard, man. 319 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,000 Yeah, I... I guess it is hard to be a new mom. 320 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,375 Oh, shit. Am I the cunt-face? 321 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,541 Uh... Hey, you gonna eat that receipt? 322 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,833 Oh, honey, I'm sorry, I am, yeah. 323 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,750 Sorry, Gav, say again? 324 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,375 I said, "Oh, she can't hear me." 325 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,708 And before that I said, "Don't ignore me, I'll dox your fucking family!" 326 00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:16,166 And before that, I said, "Smells yummy." 327 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,791 Well, thanks, it's for Maury's children that happen to be genitals. 328 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,541 Oh, right, you're the nanny today. Where are the little cuties? 329 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,875 In my office, being terrorists! 330 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,875 Oh, Gavin, I don't know what to do. 331 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,916 I'm gettin' arthritos from all these Doritos. 332 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,541 - Relax. They won't starve in a day! - Phew! 333 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,250 As long as you're jerking 'em off every two hours, you'll be fine. 334 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:40,833 Oh, I've been definitely jerkin' them off every two hours, for sure. 335 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,916 For sure, for sure. 336 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,250 Good. 'Cause you know what happens if you don't. 337 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,375 Absolutely. Absolutely I know that. 338 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:51,083 Okay, I'm gonna go run away now for an unrelated reason. 339 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,583 Alright, time for Gavin to warm up his tuna soup. 340 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,750 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 341 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,208 Ahh! 342 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:01,166 So, fuckin' and multiplyin'? That's what happens? 343 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,416 - That's a lotta dicks. - Yeah. 344 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,220 Better get 'em to nap before 3:00 or they'll turn into real assholes. 345 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,833 Really? Are you mommy-shaming me, Pete? 346 00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:11,791 No, of course not, you're not their mother. 347 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,500 - Hey. Is there something on my back? - No! You good! 348 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:19,166 I'm telling you, it's on HBO and it's hilarious. 349 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,208 And you say it's called Chernobyl? I'll write it down in my phone. 350 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,791 They kill a bunch of dogs in the fourth episode... 351 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,208 It's a hoot. 352 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:30,500 There you are, Mummy. Oh, I've been searching high and low. 353 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,625 - Well, you found me. What fortune. - Indeed. 354 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:37,041 Yes, I brought you a special present, look! Shame tears! 355 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:41,375 They're fresh from that tortured husk of a new mother I told you about! 356 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,333 I'll pass. Kitty cracked a jar of her depression tears, 357 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,583 and, frankly, I'm still a bit goosed. 358 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,166 Ugh, depression tears? 359 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,666 But, Mummy, I harvested these shame tears myself! 360 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,750 It was hard, it was very hard, but I did it for you! 361 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,458 Please don't laugh at me. Please, Mummy. 362 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,541 No. I'm sorry, darling, you just made such a face. 363 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,291 "It was so hard, Mommy." 364 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:09,041 It's pronounced... No, listen, shut up. It's pronounced "Mummy"! 365 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,416 Oh, Lionel, come back. 366 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,375 We'll miss you too much. 367 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,708 Come on, guys, settle down. 368 00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:20,083 It's nap time for Christ's sake. Fuck! 369 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,125 There's so many of you! 370 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,333 Here! Look what I got. 371 00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:26,541 I got some SpongeDick SquareBalls to doze off to. 372 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,750 Aw, that's not a pussy, silly! 373 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,750 - They're sweet. - Gonna turn into some real assholes soon. 374 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:35,916 Now why do people keep saying that about these cute little... 375 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,083 Oh, fuck. 376 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:42,583 What are they... Stop! Stop that! Don't do that. Not you, dear Zachary! 377 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,500 Buy us cigarettes and take us to the horse track! 378 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,500 Fuck you! Don't fuckin' touch me, Mark. 379 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,916 Blow it out ya face, Shawn. 380 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,166 Timbah! 381 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,930 You say somethin' about my sistah Heathah? 382 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,718 You say something about my pahtnah, Theodore? 383 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,833 Could you not do that on my desk? Goddamn assholes! 384 00:18:56,916 --> 00:19:00,708 "Real assholes." Okay, yeah, that makes sense in rectumspect. 385 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,375 Listen, whatever Father Brian did to you, Tommy, you keep it to yourself. 386 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,708 Oh, God, I have failed these youths. 387 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:14,041 Oh! Shit, sorry! I didn't know you were... What are you doing? 388 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,333 Can't wipe yet. Too raw. 389 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,166 Ooph! I did not know that was part of it. 390 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:25,583 Oh, I... You know, I, uh, heard you used to be kind of awesome. 391 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:29,333 You mean before I had to cold-press my tits and squirt-gun my... 392 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,041 - God damn it. Why'd I look down? - Why'd you look down? 393 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,833 I think it's gonna die. My pussy. 394 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:41,083 No, no, it won't! It'll heal, and you'll, um, get head from Barry again! 395 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,333 Oh, big whoop. 396 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,083 And, someday, you'll even party like before. 397 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,250 And you'll eat spicy chicken sandwiches. 398 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:52,750 But it won't be the same. Nothing will ever be the same. 399 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,666 She's right. Parenthood makes everything awful. 400 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,250 - Fuck you. - It really does. 401 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,916 She's always leaking from somewhere. 402 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,333 What if the rest of your life is just open-ended suffering? 403 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:07,083 A fitting destiny for an unfit parent. 404 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,875 Alright, everybody. 405 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,833 Ooh, a reprise! 406 00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,458 No, no! Hey! No! 407 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,291 That song is not helpful. Everybody out! 408 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,041 Hey! Don't get the assholes wet. 409 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,958 They've done enough gremlin-y bullshit today. 410 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,541 Wicked good fuckin' movie. 411 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:26,333 Out! Go! This woman is busted, and she needs some peace and quiet! 412 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,916 You can't shut me out! You're not my mummy! 413 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,291 You, too, Lionel. Go! 414 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,916 That's better. 415 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,750 Thanks. Are you being nice to me out of pity? 416 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,333 A little. But I... I also think I respect you now? 417 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:39,583 Oh. Well, that's new. 418 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:45,041 Yeah. Yeah... Yeah, your life is so shitty right now. Like this? 419 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:50,250 This is actually you doing your best, just like I've been doing my best. 420 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,041 And if we're being honest, my best hasn't been great. 421 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:59,791 That's, uh, really brave of you to admit. Hey, I wish you well, okay? 422 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,958 - Oh, I... - Are you not res... 423 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,541 - Not resigning, no. - No? 424 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:06,083 Yeah, I was gonna land a heartfelt speech 425 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,916 and then I guess... ...hope to grow into my role? 426 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,375 Okay, cool. Yeah, love that. 427 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,791 Great. 'Cause I think we can do this. 428 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,333 I just... I don't think we can. 429 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,333 It's going so bad. And I'm such a mess. 430 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,416 You are. You are, but see, 431 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,916 that's what I learned from your Need Demon. 432 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,750 That old, good Becca and new, messy, dead-pussy Becca 433 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:34,916 are actually the same person who's not a total bitch-menace! 434 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,916 - Okay... - Hang on, not done! 435 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,500 And I think that all of those Beccas 436 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,458 are gonna be a great mom. 437 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,083 Wait, are you... 438 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,250 Oh! A little bit, yeah. 439 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,916 My booty's glowing. 440 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,833 - The baby's not even here. - I guess this one's for you. 441 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:54,125 Oh, that's nice. And warm. 442 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,625 Thank you. 443 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,875 ♪ You're not the worst You're not so bad ♪ 444 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:04,333 Hey, can you shut the fuck up? 445 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:06,291 I'm finally about to get some sleep. 446 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,458 Right, right, sorry. 447 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,541 I'm a good wizard. I work hard. 448 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:13,125 I've done everything you've ever shamed me into. 449 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,875 So tell me one thing, Mummy. What does Kitty have that I don't? 450 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,708 If you must know, a tight little butthole 451 00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:20,875 and a rough tongue. 452 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:22,708 Kitty! 453 00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:26,083 I... I... I thought I'd found Mummy quite alone. 454 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:29,541 Well, sugar, you found Mummy quite getting fucked. 455 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:32,000 - What? - Oh, dear. I thought he knew. 456 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,000 How could I have possibly known? 457 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,583 Oh, honey, we haven't been exactly subtle. 458 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:38,666 Really? 459 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:42,125 Oh. Oh! I did miss that, didn't I? Yeah. 460 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,916 Mm... 461 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,208 I didn't catch it, no. 462 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:48,333 Ah! Yes, well, nearly but not quite. 463 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:52,583 Alright. I think I've got the general... Hang on! Christmas morning? 464 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:55,666 Are you telling me this has gone on since December? 465 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,375 Well, not exactly, no. 466 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:09,750 - All those years... Shameless. - What are you mumbling, Lionel? Speak up. 467 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:12,041 You're shameless! 468 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,333 Bite your tongue. 469 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:15,583 We're talking about your tongue, Mummy! 470 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:20,000 You're the one bopping around all lickily-tickly with Kitty! 471 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:24,166 And what son could ever compete with that big pussy's tiny b-hole? 472 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,416 Wait a minute. It sounds like he wants to fuck you. 473 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,958 I'll never make you happy the way she does, will I, Mummy? 474 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,083 Sweet Jesus. He does! 475 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,791 We're Shame Wizards, darling. Of course he does. 476 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:38,416 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not anymore I don't! 477 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,916 And I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why! 478 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,625 Because you're a bad, bad mummy! 479 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,500 Eh? I glowed for Becca, 480 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,458 then I glowed for the baby. 481 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:51,500 My ass loves those guys now! 482 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:52,958 Aw, it suits you cute! 483 00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,041 I feel like it's basically as bright as Rochelle's, don't you think? 484 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,833 Look at us! We're glow-twins! 485 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:02,708 Whoa! Okay. Yeah, glow twins. 486 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,833 - Hey, hey! Let us out! - Open the bag, sweetheart! 487 00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:07,333 - I gotta take a wicked fuckin' piss here! - Hold it in, AJ! 488 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:10,916 Yeah, and I told him Fleshlights are for fucking, and not for eating out, 489 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,708 but the kid wouldn't listen. 490 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:15,666 - No shitting in the bag. - Here are your dicks back, Maury. 491 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:19,333 Same quantity and condition as before. Bye for a long time. 492 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,833 Wait, wait. Connie, Connie, Connie. 493 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:24,541 This is a bag of like 500 assholes, isn't it? 494 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,333 That's... Yeah, that's correct. 495 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,458 Connie! 496 00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:29,875 Well, I'm sorry! I just... 497 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:33,375 I accidentally didn't do any of the things you told me to. 498 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:36,583 I knew you weren't ready. Being a parent is hard, isn't it? 499 00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:40,833 No, man, it's stupid! Are you mad? Probably mad, huh? 500 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:45,208 Oh, it's fine. Usually I just send the batches of assholes to Boston. 501 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,541 They seem to thrive there. 502 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:49,666 - You suck! - Fuck the Yankees to death! 503 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,791 Here's your beer, babe. 504 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,333 Oh shit, Shauna, we're on the kiss cam! Pucker up! 505 00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:59,375 Oh, hello... Rita. 506 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:03,041 I've come to sign your copy, if you like. Before I leave. 507 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,791 Well, if you want to. Makes no difference to me. 508 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,958 You know, at my last tour stop, Terry Gross asked me 509 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,333 what the greatest shame of my life had been. 510 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:13,333 Oh. 511 00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:15,291 What did you say? 512 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,500 I said, "my son, Lionel." 513 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,333 - You did? - Of course. 514 00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:24,791 Listen, about Kitty. Oh, she's a fun girl. Big heart. Eensy little butthole. 515 00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,416 Yes, yes, alright, I get it. 516 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,166 But at the end of the day, she's just someone I fuck. 517 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,000 I don't think I've shamed her even once in all these years. 518 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:33,958 - Oh! - You, on the other hand, 519 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,833 I'll be torturing you for the rest of time. 520 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,916 That's because you love me? 521 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,458 No, dear. It's because I'm your mummy. 522 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,625 "Thank you for reading. M." 523 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:53,500 God, what I wouldn't give for one night with her. 524 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,208 ♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪ 525 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,250 ♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪ 526 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:05,125 ♪ You're just a momma's boy ♪ 527 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,208 ♪ You're just a ♪ 528 00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,333 ♪ Ow! ♪ 529 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:36,000 ♪ She wants a man That's got his game locked tight ♪ 43210

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