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How was your day?

The day was great.

Your secretary, she's terrific. She helped out a lot. She was really

productive. Good. Yeah, reproductive.

What did you say, Gracie?

Don't call me Gracie, bitch.

Isn't she cute when she's feisty like that?

How about you, Casey? How was dancing last night?

Dance? It was fine. It was great.

Gacy didn't go today.

What?

I was feeling sick.

Hi.

Casey, are you lying to us?

All right.

There's something I have to tell you guys.

Oh, it should be good. Hold on.

Grace, put that away.

This is really hard for me to say.

Mom?

Dad?

Juvenile delinquent who dresses like a goth for no apparent reason?

I'm not gay.

I knew it.

What?

What? I don't know.

How does this happen?

How does this happen to you that my son is straight?

From the moment I found that football in your room, I should have known.

What am I going to tell the women from book club?

Why can't you be more like your sister?

What did I do?

What did I do? What did I do wrong? Mom, mom, dad, just stop.

It wasn't anything either of you did.

This is just the way I was born.

Yeah, it must have been the breastfeeding. I never should have

breastfed you. You're not understanding.

This is who I am.

I like girls.

Sweetie.

Baby. Sweetheart. Baby, baby, baby.

Okay.

Well, at least we'll be able to have a grandchild.

Yeah, maybe now I have someone to drink beer and watch football with. I guess we

can talk about our sexcapades.

Guys.

These are things I was doing with all of you, even when you thought I was gay.

Nothing's changed.

Except you like pussy now.

Well, yes, but I always have.

What I'm saying is whether I like girls... Pussy?

Yes. Or guys... Cock... Excuse me!

Either way, I'm still me.

I always have been.

I always will be.

Can I eat now?

Yeah, of course.

Of course you can.

Honey, get the boy a taco.

Get him a taco.

Okay.

Here you go.

Straight, Casey.

Mom.

All right, here you go, Casey.

Thanks.