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Daddy needs to express some rage.
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Where
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are
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the fucking dogs?
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So, this week...
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I'll be reacting to a trailer for a
movie which I honestly thought came out
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like a year ago.
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Free Guy.
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Apparently it's this August.
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We also have a guest reactor this week.
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Korg, who was not my first choice, but
apparently everyone else was too busy
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over on Disney+. Say hello, Korg.
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Hello, Maid of Rocks. Thank you for
having me, Paul. Sorry you're dead.
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Jesus Christ.
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Let's take a look.
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My name is Guy.
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Oh, he's named Guy, like the movie's
title. That's pretty clever.
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Is it?
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I've got a best friend. This is the
greatest cup of coffee of all time.
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Uh-oh!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe? You said it,
Guy.
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Let's just pause for a second and let
everyone comment first.
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Or this trailer gives away too much, or
Ryan Reynolds is just me, which is super
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insulting, by the way.
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All done? And I work at the bank.
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Everybody down!
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I thought I had everything I needed.
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But then I met her.
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Oh, Jodie Comer. God, I love her so
much. Oh, I hope they don't fridge her.
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What's fridging? Well, it's the practice
of killing off or hurting a female
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character in order to motivate or
torture the main character, also known
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as Deadpool 2. Thank you for asking.
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Ah, we call that bridging.
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Everybody down on the ground.
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Everybody except you.
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Me?
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There's something inside you, guy. We
expected you to... Oh, it's a situation.
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Put these on. Okay.
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Fine, I do.
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Oh, my God!
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What are these, trick glasses or
something?
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It's about trick glasses. The glass
tricker. This world, it's a video game.
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You're not real.
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Please, that man... I'm the guy
responsible for this world. Any thoughts
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on our villain, Korg? Uh, looks like
he's got four arms.
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And the two lower ones, they've got
gloves on.
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I like them.
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You have a Disney Plus show, don't you,
Faith?
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Oh, God.
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Trademark infringement. Doesn't that
mean that nothing you do matters? I am
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sitting here with my best friend trying
to help him get through a tough time.
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Now, if that's not real, I don't know
what is.
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I know this world.
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Look at him go.
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That little blue shirt.
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Oh, his face is so punchable. Thanks,
guys. I'm going to be the great guy.
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Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of
virginity.
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Off you go.
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This whole good guy routine is ruining
the game.
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Terminate him. Let's take a whitey to.
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He seems quite nice, actually.
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A rabbit.
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Maybe this is the live-action thumper we
all haven't been waiting for.
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Jump! Jump!
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Jump and catch the ball!
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Aw, useless.
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Body airbag.
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Love it.
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I can't die!
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Something bad's going to be up. There we
go.
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Okay, this looks fun in a last days of
Fox fire sale kind of
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way. Not sure if it was worth diverting
Canadian Cumberbatch's little mind away
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from my next movie.
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You know what? I'm going to give it four
out of five avocados. Korg?
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I was raised by avocados.
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Oh, my God. Just kill me now.
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Any tips on getting into the MCU there,
Korg?
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Have a dream.
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Chase it.
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Lose that dream.
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Just sabotage all sorts of happiness in
pursuit of that dream. Climb up to the
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peaks of that mountain, and when you get
to the top, land at the bottom and
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realize you're never going to achieve
that dream. And at that point...
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Check your emails.
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Maybe you'll get something from your
agent saying Marvel wants to talk.
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Yeah, I prefer Dark World.
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Half a f***ing penny of you for this.
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