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Now, you be careful, Eric.
The woods can be very dangerous.
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Okay, Mom.
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- Ready to go hunting?
- My Uncle Jimbo says we gotta go early.
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Right. Animals are easier
to shoot in the morning.
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Here, hon. I packed you Cheesy Poofs
and Happy Tarts.
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Don't worry, we'll take care of him.
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I brought my war buddy, Ned,
to keep things safe.
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Hello, Mrs. Cartman.
How are you today?
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Use lots of bug spray...
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...and if you have to poo-poo,
don't wipe with poison ivy.
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That's sick!
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It can get scary up
in those woods...
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...but just remember,
Mommy's not far away.
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- Drive! Drive!
- You give your mommy a kissy.
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Drive the car, damn it! Drive!
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- Don't get scared, Cartman.
- Shut up! I'm not scared of nothing!
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Maybe your mom can give me
a kiss too.
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That's disgusting!
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- You piece of crap, I'll kill you!
- That's the spirit!
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Let's get that testosterone flowing.
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Boys, I need to get serious
for a minute.
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I want you to understand
a few basic rules of hunting.
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Don't ever walk with your gun
unless the safety's on.
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Don't shoot anything human.
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Never spill your beer
in the bullet chamber.
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- Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer.
- What?!
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That's right, I don't think
8-year-old kids drink beer.
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Chocolate milk!
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We'll be drinking plenty
on this trip.
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After all, hunting sober
is like fishing sober.
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It will be nice to get out of the city
for a while, away from civilization.
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Here we are.
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Okay, each of you young'uns take
a gun, a beer and some smokes.
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Hey, I didn't get a gun!
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Sweet. This is like the gun
I used in Nam.
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- You weren't in Vietnam!
- Were you stationed in Da Nang?
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He makes stuff up.
Don't believe him.
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I'll blow your frigging head off!
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Look out, son, that's dangerous!
You'll spill your beer.
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After this, my uncle will
take me hunting in Africa.
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Wow, that'd be cool!
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My mom says there's a lot
of black people in Africa.
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Look there.
That's a Rocky Mountain black bear.
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One of the few remaining of its kind.
Isn't it beautiful?
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My God, it's coming right for us!
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It wasn't coming for us.
It was just sitting!
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Not so loud.
Now, that's just a technicality.
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- What do you mean?
- See...
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...the Democrats have passed laws
trying to stop hunting.
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Democrats piss me off!
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They say we can't shoot certain animals
unless they pose a threat.
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So before we shoot, we have to say,
"It's coming right for us!"
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You're smart, Uncle Jimbo.
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- Jimbo, look.
- Oh, it's a deer.
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Looks like about a.46-gauge, Ned.
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It's coming right for us!
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Kick ass!
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Did you see that? I was imperiled
by that ferocious charging buck.
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Rabbit! Rabbit, 5:00.
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Let's move! Move!
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- Is this hunting?
- I guess so.
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- Dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks.
- What?
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Stand forth! Pull up flank!
Look out for Charlies in trees!
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This one's yours, Stan.
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- It's coming right for us!
- It's coming right for us.
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- Shoot it, Stan!
- I got your back, soldier.
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I can't.
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- What's wrong with you?
- I don't wanna shoot it.
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What are you talking about?
You're not making any sense!
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- You're hysterical!
- I just don't wanna shoot it.
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My nephew's a tree-hugger?!
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Hippie! Go back to Woodstock
if you can't shoot.
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- I can shoot you!
- I can shoot you too!
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- I'll kill you!
- I'll fill you full of lead!
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Hey, what's that?
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What the heck is this?
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Yeah, Frank? It's Randy.
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Good. Yeah, listen,
the little needle's moving.
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It's going back and forth really fast.
What's that mean?
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Let me check.
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Yeah, it's smoking.
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Oh, really?
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Really?
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Oh, my God! A volcano!
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- My weenies won't cook.
- This wood won't burn.
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Looks like we'll have to use
the old Indian fire trick.
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Stop, drop and roll, Ned!
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Goddamn it, I just got that van!
How are we supposed to get home?
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It hurts, it hurts!
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You guys, this works
pretty good right now.
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Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving
Salisbury steak in our public schools.
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What's next, meatloaf?
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We are aware
of your concerns, Chef, but...
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- The geologist is here to see you.
- My geologist? Now?
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The infection's fine.
I don't need a checkup.
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No, that's a gynecologist.
A geologist studies the earth.
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I know that.
How dare you insult my intellect!
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I went to Princeton!
You get out of my office!
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I'm not in your office.
I'm talking to you through a speaker.
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- Just send in the geometrist!
- Geologist.
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- You are fired, buddy!
- It's been great working for you.
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Mayor, we've got a very big problem.
Mt. Evanson is about to erupt.
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What does this mean to the town?
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This graph shows everything
from normal to bad.
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Right now, South Park is here.
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- My God!
- Mayor, some of the school children...
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...are up camping
on that mountain now!
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This is big!
Johnson! Johnson, are you there?
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You fired Johnson.
I'm his replacement, Ted.
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Ted, we've got a major crisis here.
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I want you to call Inside Edition,
Rescue 91 1 and Entertainment Tonight.
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You'd better get my stylist too.
Don't worry, things are under control.
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And then, Ned picked up the grenade
and boom! Blasted his arm clear off!
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We spent hours looking for that arm,
but it was never found.
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Some say it's still crawling around
to this day.
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- Gotcha!
- That's not scary.
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- You were scared. You almost peed.
- Shut up! I didn't pee!
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Ned, hand me that gin.
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- You boys wanna tie one on?
- No, that stuff tastes like pee.
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- Cartman's pee.
- You would taste my pee!
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What's wrong with you?
Can't you have a little alcohol?
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Christ, look at that little bastard go!
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You see that, Stan?
Now, that is a dirty little bastard.
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I'm a dirty little bastard too.
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You guys, I know a scary story.
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- Shut up. You can't scare anybody.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Have you guys heard of Skuzzlebutt?
- What butt?
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Skuzzlebutt is a creature that lives
up on this very mountain...
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...and kills anybody
who climbs to the top.
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- Why?
- Because it loves the taste of blood...
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...and likes to add pieces
to its deformed body.
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Deformed how?
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On his left arm,
instead of a hand, he has...
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- A hook!
- A knife!
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No, a piece of celery.
Yes, and he walks with a limp.
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One of his legs is missing.
And where his leg should be...
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...there's nothing but Patrick Duffy.
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Patrick Duffy?!
Damn it, that's not scary!
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What do you mean?
Have you seen Step by Step?
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He lives alone on this mountain
and weaves baskets and other crafts.
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They say that on quiet nights,
you can hear him weaving his baskets.
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- You suck at telling scary stories!
- Give me that flashlight.
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- What is that?
- Maybe it's Skuzzlebutt coming for us.
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It might be.
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I hope he doesn't cut me
with his celery.
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Screw you guys! Go to hell!
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Ned, why don't you whip out the old
cancer kazoo? Let's do a little song.
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They don't think Skuzzlebutt's scary?
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Let's see how they like it
when they see Skuzzlebutt!
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I'll scare them tomorrow.
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- Stan. Stan, wake up!
- What, dude?
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I think something took Cartman away.
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- Where's my uncle and Ned?
- Fishing with Kenny.
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Kenny? But this is supposed
to be my camping trip.
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Why do they like Kenny so much?
Doesn't he like me?
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- Stan, you wanna know what I think?
- What?
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What a beautiful morning for fishing.
There's a fish!
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Got it.
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Great instincts.
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Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing!
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- Who? The fat kid?
- Yeah.
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Oh, hell.
I guess we better go look for him.
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Ned, we gotta cut it short.
Fire out the 1 2-20!
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That's about the limit
for our fishing permit.
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Oh, man, it smells
like dead fish here.
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Oh, man, that is nasty.
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I've never seen a kid
as cool as you, Kenny.
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I'm making you my honorary nephew.
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People of South Park
are humble and friendly.
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But now, hot lava will engulf them...
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...and end their miserable lives with
excruciatingly painful, burning agony.
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Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
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What are you doing to prepare
for this catastrophe?
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All we know right now
is that some of our children...
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...are camping on that mountain and...
I'm sorry, can I start over?
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You can edit this, right?
Ready? Three, two, one.
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All we know right now...
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...is some of our children
are camping on that mountain.
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We can't do anything
until we get them!
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Okay, people, let's go get those kids!
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Everybody, you gotta help
the children!
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He couldn't have gone far,
unless something drug him off.
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There's not many animals
out today, Jimbo.
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Yeah, it's almost like
something funny's going on.
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- Ned, what'd you have for breakfast?
- I don't know. I've got some bad gas.
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Wait, there's a ram!
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It's coming right for us!
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Nice shooting, Kenny!
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- Here, you need a bigger gun.
- Look!
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I am Skuzzlebutt,
lord of the mountains!
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Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!
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- What is it?
- Skuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
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We can make a mint killing this thing.
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We'll be on the cover
of Guns & Ammo.
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This calls for some HJ-1 4.
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Those guys are totally scared.
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Fire in the hole!
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Holy crap!
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- Damn, I think I missed.
- What is wrong with you people?!
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- Come on, let's move! Move!
- Wait, wait!
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Is it on? Okay.
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People, form groups
and search the mountain.
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Report back here every hour,
you got that?
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- Mayor, I might have an idea.
- What?
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If we can dig a large trench,
we can divert the lava into a canyon.
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Then it would bypass
South Park completely.
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- That would be good, right?
- I'm pretty sure.
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What are we waiting for?
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Okay, people, change of plans.
Half of you, grab shovels.
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These look like his tracks.
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Ned, prepare some HK-1 2
and some Plasticine.
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I'll bet that sucker's headed
for a higher elevation... Bird!
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It can breathe better higher up.
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Look, up there!
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You guys, it's just me!
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- We sure it's Skuzzlebutt?
- Is there a Patrick Duffy leg?
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I can't tell. Kill it!
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I gotta get out
of this stupid costume!
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- Kenny, you take the front.
- No, I can do it.
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- I wanna bag that animal!
- That's the spirit! Let's hunt!
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Guys, I was just kidding!
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As some people try to save their town,
others look for the missing people.
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But all must take every precaution.
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People, listen up.
As we near the top of the mountain...
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...the chances of our encountering
some lava becomes great.
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I have special-ordered this training
film to assist us in volcano safety.
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Mr. Garrison, if you would, please.
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Natural disasters can be the cause...
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...of troubling and undesirable stress.
A volcano is no exception.
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What should you do if a volcano
erupts near you or your family?
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Here, we see the Stevens on a picnic.
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Suddenly, daughter hears a noise.
It's a volcano.
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Junior seems worried.
But have no fear...
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...Jane learned in school what to do
when a volcano erupts.
235
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,890
That's right, Jane. Duck and cover.
236
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,040
So, what will you do when you hear
a volcano erupting?
237
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:53,140
That's right, duck and cover.
Looks like you got the idea.
238
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,110
Duck and cover.
239
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,800
Thank you, and goodbye.
240
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,810
Okay, any questions?
241
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:05,290
That has got to be the most ridiculous
load of pig crap I have ever seen!
242
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,080
That's enough!
243
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,620
I'll bag Skuzzlebutt,
then we'll see who's a little bastard.
244
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:15,130
Seriously, you guys!
245
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,770
Kill it. Kill it!
246
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,940
Come on, kill it!
247
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,000
- Goddamn it, I can't do it!
- You pansy! Give me that gun!
248
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:33,380
- Goddamn it, don't shoot me!
- What the sam hill?
249
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,920
I was trying to scare you.
You can put the gun down now!
250
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,990
So much for the cover
of Guns & Ammo.
251
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,220
But I think we've learned
some important lessons. I think...
252
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,330
- Holy crap!
- The mountain, it's blown its top!
253
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,770
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
254
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:06,820
- Look, the volcano!
- Quick! Duck and cover!
255
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,260
That lava's coming right for us!
256
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,400
Oh, no, look!
257
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:19,840
What is this trench doing here?!
We can't get across!
258
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:24,340
The missing children are trapped
in the path of hot, nasty lava.
259
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:28,310
God, please deliver
those darling kids from...
260
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,250
Wait, wait, wait!
Three, two and one.
261
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,390
God, please deliver...
262
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,950
Help!
263
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:46,560
Jiminy! It's the real Skuzzlebutt!
264
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:51,210
- What? Skuzzlebutt's real?
- Oh, my God, look at his leg!
265
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,970
Hi, kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.
266
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,440
Quick, Ned, shoot it!
267
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,340
Oh, no, out of ammo!
268
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:05,010
- What is that thing?
- That's Skuzzlebutt!
269
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,520
He has Patrick Duffy for a leg
and weaves baskets.
270
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,320
This isn't happening. Everyone
look away. Nothing to see here.
271
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:16,830
Well, boys, I'm sorry
I got you all killed.
272
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,940
He built a wicker basket!
273
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,240
He's saving us!
274
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:39,650
- Skuzzlebutt saved the day!
- And my calculations worked.
275
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,550
The lava's following the trench
into the canyon.
276
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:48,360
Where exactly does the canyon go?
277
00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,560
South Park is saved!
278
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,730
Hey, look, Kenny's okay!
279
00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:05,370
Now these humble people can rejoice and
celebrate their victory over nature.
280
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:08,310
I'm getting word that
the school's chef...
281
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,980
...wants to sing a song
about this struggle of humanity.
282
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,240
What do you have
to say about this outcome?
283
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:35,440
Well, we owe everything to this
friendly yet misunderstood creature.
284
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:39,890
- Thank you, Skuzzlebutt.
- Friend.
285
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,530
Oh, how sweet!
286
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,590
I did it! I killed something!
287
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,600
- What has he done?
- Turn off the cameras!
288
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,290
That was easy.
289
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:56,340
No! Why, God, why?!
290
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,600
You shouldn't have done that!
291
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,780
- Why?
- Make up your mind, dude.
292
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,310
Some things you kill,
some things you don't, see?
293
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,640
- No.
- Only now in this late hour...
294
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:13,220
...do I see the folly of guns.
I'll never use a gun again.
295
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,220
I wanted you to be proud
of me, like Kenny.
296
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:25,390
But Kenny's dead now.
You're always gonna be my nephew.
297
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,870
You just can't kill anything.
298
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,170
- You understand?
- I don't understand hunting.
299
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:36,280
- It's stupid. Let's go watch cartoons.
- Yeah, cartoons kick ass.
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