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Delta Five to base, Delta Five to base.

Delta Five to base, Delta Five to base.

Er, right, we're a couple of miles from that junction.

- Is the boss in yet? - 'Any minute.'

OK, out.

Step on it, Fry, come on, this ain't a driving test.

- How was he killed? - Point-blank, nine millimetre.

- Plain clothes man, yeah? - Yes, guv.

That Cortez is a bloody animal.

Yeah.

Truck was stolen shortly afterwards,

We think they're now heading for London.

The chopper has located them about 15 miles out on the A2.

- Where's the chopper now? - Gone back to refuel.

- Who's closest? - Dempsey and Makepeace, sir.

- We in contact with them? - No, bad interference.

We're trying another frequency.

Tell 'em to stay well back, they'll be looking for tails.

We just want their direction.

Hello, Charlie Five, come in, please.

They don't think like you and me.

They're animals.

They got a whole different system of values.

They don't care. Someone gets in the way, they blast it out.

They don't care whether you're cops, babies, women, nothing.

- 'Charlie Five?' - Yeah, we're at the roundabout now.

Here they come.

A million bucks of cocaine.

The ol' Snorto Express from South America, land of the llamas.

'Charlie Five, I have Spikings for you.'

You ever been to South America, Fry?

No.

They got enchiladas there to blow your brain over the Andes.

'Dempsey, have you spotted that truck yet? Over.'

Dead off the starboard bow.

Thar she blows.

Establish an HQ,

we'll pick 'em up when they're entering London,

- with full backup. - 'Thar she blows!'

All right, Captain Ahab, you've had your day.

Lose ground.

'Try to keep in their blind spot.'

Did you read me? I said pull back.

Are you kidding?

You let these guys go, you're never gonna find 'em.

We got to take 'em now!

I repeat, and this is an order, pull back!

What was that? I'm having trouble reading you.

There's a lot of static here! Could you say again?

Pull back.

What did he say?

He said pull back.

You...

We're doing the best we can here, there's a lot of static.

Come on, move in.

- It's his enchilada. - That's an order!

You better be right.

What the hell?

Look out!

Fry?

Dempsey.

Makepeace.

'Dempsey, Makepeace!'

'Dempsey here.

'We lost 'em.'

Taxi!

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Fun morning, eh? - So, what did the doctor say?

A couple of smashed fingers, he tied 'em together,

that's all he could do for that. So, what do you know?

Oh, they estimate 100 kilos.

It's about ten million on street level.

- If Cortez gets it on the street. - WHEN Cortez gets it on the street.

- He's a newcomer. - Don't matter.

He'll set up a network of dealers, big dealers.

Well, he'll probably start street level

- and work his way up. - Well, we oughtta meet him halfway.

Are you all right, Fry?

- I didn't sign it out. - Nah, you just wrote it off! Ha ha!

- Did you tell Spikings? - Forgot.

Yeah, but as far as I know, he's never bitten anyone.

- Doesn't need to. - Nah, his bark is lethal.

It can't be that easy for Cortez.

How long is it gonna take him to build up his connections?

Where does a 400-pound gorilla sleep?

I beg your pardon? Anywhere he wants!

These people do what they like, they're animals.

Listen, they're not like Capone, they don't listen to opera.

This is one law, law of the jungle, survival of the fittest.

Hey, watch the hand!

Kill or be killed.

- Sergeant. - Fry.

Can I have a word with you, sir?

Yes.

Yeah, well, I suppose here's as good a place as any.

- Unless maybe you fancied a coffee? - No, no, thanks.

No. No, me neither. Ha! Makes me jumpy.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, that and the cigarettes.

Really sends up the old pulse rate! Ha ha!

- You all right, Fry? - Yeah, yeah.

Actually, Chas, I need some advice.

I suppose you remember what your first year in SI 10 was like?

Yes, yes, I was promoted to detective sergeant.

Look, what I wanted to ask you was, if a certain piece of, er,

minor paperwork was overlooked...

Like what, for instance?

Well, I mean like, say, for example...

Say, for example, a vehicle hadn't been signed out

due to severe operational pressures.

Tricky situation, Fry.

Do you, erm...? Do you think there could be a, er,

a retrospective readjustment of the logbook?

Do you mean a fiddle, detective constable?

Erm... Well, yeah.

No problem.

You got nothing smaller?

Not unless I tear it in half.

- There a phone here? - Yeah.

Hey, sweetheart...

Who you talking to, your mother?

Hey, what does that thing take?

These.

Yes, mate?

- Who's that? - 'Hi,

'I wanna speak to Dempsey.'

He's not here. Who is this?

THIS is a surprise.

'When will he be back?'

Too soon for me.

And by the sound of it, not soon enough for you.

Hey, that's cute.

You know, you got a really beautiful voice.

- Oh, really? - 'Are you Irish?'

Irish? No, I'm Welsh.

Well, uh, listen, Welsh, can you give him a message for me?

- What is it? - 'Tell him I'm on his trail.'

He can run, but he can't hide.

Is this an anonymous call?

No, you can say Simone rang.

So... Like Simon with an E, is it?

Yeah, you got it, but not so simple.

Where the hell's Dempsey? And Makepeace?

Gone to a party, guv.

They're following a lead.

Irish indeed!

So, uh, you got my number from Camilla.

Yeah, mega girl.

Anyway, it's really nice to meet you, Damien,

I've heard so much about you.

Listen, any chance of buying some stuff?

- I'm sorry? - You know.

- No, I don't know. - Party powder.

Oh, it's such a bore getting anything decent these days.

- So, you're a friend of Camilla's? - Yeah. Ha!

We used to have, erm,

midnight feasts in the dorm together.

Sardines and condensed milk, I seem to remember.

Oh, yes, that sounds like her.

Anyway, I hear you've got some really good stuff.

Er, look, do you mind, old chap? The drinks are upstairs.

Oh, no problem, Damien, this is James, he's with me.

I carry her cash.

So, er... How much do you want?

How much have you got?

Oh, about an ounce. Perhaps a little less.

We'll take it.

I'm not sure I want to sell it all.

We'll pay you gram prices.

A gram is, erm, a hundred.

How many times has it been stepped on?

Oh, this stuff is very pure.

Well, then, there shouldn't be any problem.

OK.

Oh, yeah. Damien, Damien.

This looks very nice.

Would you care for a...?

Daddy will be pleased when we bust you and all your friends.

Oh, yeah, the paper's gonna have a real field day with you.

We'll make you a better deal. We want the man of the moment.

Who's got the big supply?

- Er, a chap called Ron. - Who is he?

All I know is he runs an answering service.

Well, he'd better answer.

Or you're going the same way as that, old chap.

Glass of champagne, eh?

Certainly, James.

Then... I assume we have an arrangement.

No, I'm not ready for this league, Mr Cortez.

I've got a modest operation, a couple of half kilos a month.

Many of your colleagues have agreed.

We would be offended...

...if you refused us.

No offence intended.

Look, it's just that the police here...

Are the same as the police anywhere.

And we know how to handle them.

Look...

...if you not take our product,

then we must kill you.

Old Damien serves some good champagne.

Comes from a good family. The champagne, that is.

I guess I could use the sleep.

You ain't getting nothing, copper.

My partner, Makepeace, Simone.

Hi.

Hi.

So, why didn't you write?! Ha!

Anything from the drug squad yet?

They've got a lot of wrongs.

Hm, wait a minute, here's an answering service

with a Ron Tulley as a director.

We have a little record here.

Ronald Tully, 32, Albion Street.

Hey, Brooklyn!

Yeah.

Hey, you used to catch 'em.

Hey, you know, I used to be younger, too.

- You were always sweet 16. - Yeah.

- And you were always 45. - Thank you!

Creep!

Missed me!

Still going to The Limelight?

No, you ruined it for me.

Nobody steps on feet like you.

You know Mona...

You missed me, right?

I knew it. I could tell.

Dempsey needs you.

He's already got a hole in the head,

You want juice?

I gotta go to work.

I'm late.

Leave all that, I got a woman.

Don't you always!

- Did I meet her? - A woman I pay.

- Dempsey? - To clean.

Look, why don't you take in the tour sites, huh?

If I had the hours to take off, I would,

but I'm in the middle of something, you know.

I'll, uh...

I'll see you tonight.

That's continental, that's how they do it over here.

Have a nice day at the office, dear.

Soon.

Yeah.

Well, I'll be here for another five minutes.

Thanks.

Fry, you looking to have another accident?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Ronald Tulley.

- This our boy? - Yep.

- Hey, good work. - Are you coming or not?

So, how come she could find you

when the whole of the New York Police Department

don't know where you are?

Same as anybody finds anybody,

she called my mother.

Ronald Tulley.

Never heard of him.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Mind if we join you?

We don't serve hamburgers.

We ain't here to eat.

Get to the point or get out, this is my office.

We're looking for the boys from Bogota.

And you're up in court in a couple of weeks.

Deal is simple, charges dropped, men delivered.

Answer's simple.

No.

You know where they are, don't you?

I'm neutral. It's your problem.

When they stick it over, and they will.

It's gonna be everybody's problem.

Model citizen!

Yeah, I'd like to remodel his face for him.

- Hey, keep smiling and laughing! - What?

Do you call that smiling and laughing?

Over my left shoulder. Grey Ford.

- I say we take 'em now. - No, stake 'em out and follow.

- It's the best way. - We ain't got the time.

What happens if we blow it?

What if we stake 'em out for six days and blow it?

OK, let's do it.

Where are your friends, amigo?

No say nada.

Donde esta son amigos, or... or I'll break your face!

We just couldn't get through the language barrier.

I don't think it would have made any difference.

He's more afraid of Cortez than he is of you.

Hey, that hurts.

Hey, hey, what is this?

This is talking shop, this is forbidden.

Where have you two been?

You think they're gonna let you in a bar looking like that?

- What bar? - The bar down the street.

I already reserved the stools.

We can't leave, we're waiting for a call.

Look, you're waiting for a call, I'm waiting for a night out.

You two have been rubbing shoulders with the underworld all day,

I haven't seen anything sleazy since New York.

We are in the middle of an operation.

Look, you don't take me out,

you'll need an operation.

Erm, look, you two go,

I'll wait here, I'll take it on the RT, I'll give you a buzz.

No, ma'am, you take it on the RT up here,

you can take it on the RT down there.

You need to change.

I have two outfits with me and I can't wear 'em both at once.

Take a shower!

Ha! Are you sure about this?

Nah, go ahead.

Hey, I didn't offer you one.

- No, thanks. - You sure?

It's Dempsey's liquor.

Hey, you look good in that.

You look a hell of a lot better in it than I do.

- Sanctum santorum. - Sorry?

You haven't been in here before, have you?

What does Dempsey say about me?

That you had a lot of good times together.

That's right, we did.

What else does he say?

Not a lot.

He's obviously very fond of you.

Very fond of me!

You're so English.

You know something?

I think he's very fond of you.

What makes you think that?

A woman can tell these things.

Especially this woman.

He seems very comfortable with you.

You think so?

I know so.

'Yo, what's taking so long?

'There's only one thing worse than waiting for one woman,

'that's waiting for two!'

Sure, we did all that!

I've seen this guy... Ha!

...stop the traffic at 3 AM on Broadway,

doing handstands down the middle of the street!

I was trying to get change out of my pocket.

And I tell you what else,

I've seen him run five blocks, off duty,

to catch a purse snatcher.

Or wade into a bar fight he had no call to.

He hates wrong, this guy.

Mr Dedication.

Simone, this is getting very boring.

I think it's really interesting.

But he's got to get life in perspective.

Dempsey, you should settle down.

Hey, I could see you two, you know.

Ha! No, really!

Hey, little house out of town, a nice backyard, flowers.

A few kids.

Hey, get me another double!

And quit cheating on the measures!

I think we'd better...

I think we'd better, um...

Simone.

Hey, bozo, you get paid to work here?

Simone, wouldn't you like to slow it down a little?

No, I don't think I would.

You know, honey,

I want you should keep that blouse.

Will you take it?

Will you do that for me?

Simone, I couldn't do that.

Thank you. I'm going to make a call.

- Who to? - It's work.

- The office. - Tulley's not gonna call.

Hey, Tulley!

Who the hell's Tulley?

Simone, you're getting to be a real drag.

We used to go out and do the town, didn't we?

You quit and I carried on.

You get drunk with someone else, you're having a good time.

You get drunk on your own, you're a lush.

You're not a lush.

No.

No, that ain't technical enough for what I am.

I am...

a certified...

alcoholic.

Well, if the shoe fits.

You don't have to convince me you're a drunk.

I can get you a shrink's report!

Or should I just throw up on the floor?

Hey, is Tulley on his way?

Hey, let me call him, I'll get him here.

West Wing, James! Ha!

Actually, I think I'd rather sleep

on the billiard table!

Hey, how about a glass of port before we retire?

Hey, this is too soft for a billiard table!

- Come on, let's pick her up. - Leave her there.

Leave her there? What do you mean, leave her there?

- That's the best place for a drunk. - You're so callous.

You drove her to drink in the first place.

I drove her to drink?

That's like introducing a bear to honey.

Ooh, those are nice. Those are mine!

- OK, I'll do it myself. - Hey, is that what she told you?

She didn't have to tell me, it's obvious.

What she must have had to put up with...

What about what I had to put up with?!

Try coming home and watching your clothes

being thrown out of the window because she's on a binge!

Or sleeping alone because she's on the bathroom floor!

No, it's not my birthday!

It must be Harry's birthday.

- What have you got there? - A present.

- I found it. - You found it?

- Simone, give me it. - No, it's mine!

- Let go, let go! - I don't want to!

Where you going?

Hey, you just got here.

I figured on the weekend

I'd take you to see Big Ben, you know,

Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace...

You're a real Londoner now, huh?

Yeah, I drive on the left and everything.

What's everything?

I got no problems here.

You got no problems here?

And no love?

- Come on, huh? - I loved you!

I loved you, it's different now.

Look, I know you, you still care.

I've seen you come home at night

and not speak for what you've seen that day.

You're the same man now that you were then,

except maybe now you hide it a little better, a little deeper.

If that's the way it is, that's the way it always has been.

It comes with the flat feet and the badge.

You really think that?

I'm telling you, that's how it is!

Look, if you came here looking for sympathy,

you came to the wrong place.

I'm not a sensitive man, I'm a cop.

That's her.

That's work.

I gotta go.

Maybe I should just move in to a hotel, it'd be simpler.

That's very rude. Looks good, Fry.

Hey, he wants to see you.

He's been in since four this morning. You too, Harry.

Is this where you keep your stuff now?

Yeah.

Come in.

You have something in common, I believe.

- Yeah, sure. - Good morning.

Mr Tulley's had a change of heart, and agreed to assist us.

We've set up a meeting with our South American friends.

- Oh, when? - This afternoon.

They're picking up Mr Tulley at his shop at three o'clock.

We follow, secure their force with a full assault team.

And if we get them on the jump,

there shouldn't be any need for fireworks.

I personally will be in full charge of this operation.

What do you want us to do?

Your job will be to protect our Mr Tulley here.

In case there are any... complications.

All right?

We rendezvous at the shop at two o'clock.

Oh, and, lieutenant...

...check your radio.

This time, I'd like it to be in full working order.

Do you read me?

Loud and clear.

Maybe you should sit this one out.

Well, this could get nasty.

Dempsey, such concern.

Next thing you'll be opening doors for me.

Got enough ammo?

Yes.

You know, I think Simone's really nice.

You do?

Well, yeah...

She got a big mouth.

- Yeah, she does go on a bit. - Damn right.

Did she say something to you?

Nah.

No, why?

- Did she say something to you? - No.

Charlie Five to Control, we are proceeding, uh...

- North. - ..north on Walworth Road.

- We are heading towards, uh... - Elephant and Castle.

...the Elephant's Castle.

This really shouldn't want saying.

But I'm going to say it anyway.

We're not dealing with gentlemen here.

These are not normal villains.

Remember that.

Charlie Five to Control, we just clocked 'em into the depot.

It looks like it seems to be happening.

Affirmative, Charlie Five.

All right, looks as though we're on.

At this rate, we should be home in time for tea.

I hope you had a pleasant journey.

That mine?

If you want it.

Where do you keep the rest of it?

We're looking good.

We've got Fire Brigade details on this.

It's quite a large site, about half an acre.

Main entrance in Bartholomew Road, possible access from the rear.

All units, standby.

- It's up ahead, sir. - Perfect.

What are you playing at? You've got the law outside.

- What? - On your doorstep.

The police!

Lose those gates.

Here's the rest of the stuff.

- Where's Cortez? - He's back there.

Let's, er, get out through the back door.

Come on!

No keys!

Andale, arriba!

Go, go, go!

Hurry up!

Done it!

Cortez!

Drop it! Dejalo!

- Where to, love? - The airport.

Looks like Simone is leaving.

Well, aren't you going to say goodbye?

I'll see you in New York.

I'll be over there.

Sometime.

Take care of yourself.

Hey, Harry, a present for ya!

It looks better on you!