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My name is Tsuyoshi.

I'm in my third year of college.

But somehow,

I appear to have wound up in another world!

It happened right after my usual drop by the convenience store

to grab some chuhai.

Let's just crack one open now.

Hm?

Well, my phone's out of service range.

But I guess this IS a completely different world and all.

Ah well, guess I may as well give this a shot.

Status menu, open!

Oh hey, this is the status for my liver!

Don't I get access to any cheats?

Oho, what's this?

Summon!

Well I GUESS that's a cheat...

At this rate... may as well drink!

Glug, glug, glug, glug...

Huh? That was a woman screaming!

Check out those pointed ears...

she must be an elf!

The really SEXY kind!

I'll help you!

No, don't!

Huh?

Oh man, that was one crazy nightmare...

Save Point?

So that all really happened?

Those slimes were tough!

So this time, if I just ignore them...

Ahem. I have no choice.

There's a pretty lady involved.

I'll help you!

One more time!

Finally! I did it!

This woman's name is Symphis.

Apparently she's the princess of some elven kingdom.

Hey! What're you starting at?

Ah! No, just... I'm sorry!

Hmph. You ARE only human, I suppose.

Though I suppose I can commend you for your reckless actions earlier.

It was quite the daring feat

to face those monsters despite being so weak and frail.

And how you literally faced the pain and suffering of death

over and over in order to save me.

I owe you a showing of my gratitude...

though all I have to offer at the moment...

is myself.

Uh... S-Symphis?

You'll accept that.....

won't you, my silly human hero?

Hehehe.

You humans hold such a lowly station...

mmm...

S-Symphis...

why'd you put that veil back on?

I owe you my thanks,

but it would be improper

for anyone but my husband to see my face as I did this.

It actually makes it that much hotter...

nng!

Ah! I-I'm sorry!

Here, rinse your mouth out with this.

Unbelievable...!

And right after you just came, too!

You have the libido of an orc who's in rut!

Still,

you don't quite hold a candle compared to my husband

with that post-UUUURE!

H-Hey!

Not the earrrrrs!

Whenever I bite them...

No fair, licking my ears...

while you're inside me...

...she wriggles about like a slime!

I can't... let a human...

who's not my husband... make me cuuuum!

This human savage...

I TOLD him to leave the ears alone.

I'm sorry.

They were just so pretty.

Hmph...

When I first got sent here I wasn't sure,

but now I think life in this world might not be so bad.

Oh no.

The booze is really hitting now...

Huh?

Whuh?

Where am I?

I don't really remember much, but...

I think I had a REALLY sexy dream!