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That alluringly innocent smile...

One that would tempt a man to pluck an unripe fruit...

Those lips tasted of the all-consuming risk

and thrill of breaking such a taboo.

My head is killing me.

Also, yikes.

That dream felt like it was about to get illegal.

- Least it was just a dre... - Mmm~

Hehehe.

Last night was wonderful,

mister!

How to... turn oneself in...

Hey, why are you searching for that?!

Do you not remember what I told you before?

Look! I'm legal, baby!

Now I remember.

It was last night.

A can of chuhai?

What're you looking at, kid?

"Kid"? LOOK at you!

WHAAAT?!

I happen to be an adult, thank you!

A married woman, as a matter of fact!

Here, you can even check my driver's license!

You've even got gold status?!

That's right.

We met, and she was an adult.

You remember now?

Yeah.

Her name was Nozomi Kuji.

A fine, full-fledged woman.

I suppose we did drink a whole lot.

Speaking of, any idea where my smartphone went?

Maybe it's caught up in the futon?

Last night, me and this sweet young married woman...

So my hubby has this secret account,

and ALL he's following are girls with huge tits!

Can you believe that?!

Moreover, you haven't been drinking at all, have you, mister?

For real, Tsuyoshi, you need to step up your game, kiddo!

YOU'RE the kiddo here!

Huh? What'd you say?!

Hmph! You're a pervert, mister,

getting turned on by these little things.

From then on, whenever she got into a fight with her husband,

she'd come over to drink.

Nozomi?!

Oh, mister...

Today, she looked even less like a grown-up than usual.

Well, other than the can of booze in her hand.

What in the world is the matter?

So my no-good husband, right?

I get home, yeah...?

I'm home!

Of all the things! That jerk!

Big boobs in VR, huh?

Seriously, can my tiny titties not even beat out a hands-off VR experience?!

Hahaha. I mean, you ARE pretty flat.

Huuuh?!

Thaaat's right. You're a fan of big boobs too, huh, mister?

It's time to show you...

just how superb small ones can be, buster!

M-Mister!

You're such a noob.

Don't know whaaat you're doin'...

Hey now, mister!

I know they're bite-sized,

but you don't need to inhale them!

So, do you see now, noob?

Mister?

Whoa.

You're so b...

I mean, you're WAYYY smaller than my hubby!

Glad to hear it. That means it'll fit.

Huh?!

But that thing's never gonna-

Mister, wait! Wait! Ah!

Aw, fuck,

it's like trying to force myself into a Size S.

You jerk, mister!

You're s-so big,

you're gonna stretch me all open!

Th-Then what're you gonna do?

Ah, ah! Ahh! Oh no, ow,

I... I'm sorry! Don't break me!

I'll be good! I'll be good, mister!

Please, forgive me!

Whew, I can practically still feel you inside me.

Got me all stretched out, though.

Ah, my bad.

Now, now, no need for the long face,

mister...

I forgive you.

After all, I'm a grown-up.