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There are a lot of people in Shibuya, so I'd like to talk to them right away.

This time, I'm going to show you how to pick up a car.

Is this okay?

This one?

You're not good at it.

It's from above, isn't it?

It's an old baseball theory.

If you don't hit it from above, you'll be able to pick it up from below.

If you pick it up, you'll be able to fly.

It's called the fly ball revolution.

Really?

The times have changed.

I didn't know that.

It's about time for the big world cup of baseball.

Oh.

It's the season now, isn't it?

It's the season, so we're going to start broadcasting that kind of tournament, so I'm going to do it based on baseball.

What do you do with a bat in baseball?

Only people who like baseball can catch it.

No, no, that's nonsense.

Don't you swing your bat, Mr. Nakagawa?

I'm not going to swing it.

I'm not going to swing it.

I'm not going to swing it.

I'm going to have the one who catches it swing the bat.

That's why you're annoyed by pollen and stuff, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

So I'm going to listen to that annoying episode, and I'm going to swing this bat, and I'm going to get hit.

Why am I getting hit?

I'm going to purify it.

What?

Are you saying I'm getting hit?

Yes.

To relieve stress?

Yes.

Yes.

What's that?

No, I'm going to hit the home run.

Yes.

Isn't the home run really painful?

No, no, no.

It's really, really painful.

So I'm going to do it right away, but it's kind of boring to say that it's an annoying episode.

Oh, is that so?

It's an edgy experience.

What?

Why?

That's what I want to hear the most.

Yes.

If you've had a failed experience.

Yes.

You can't hear it.

Hmm.

I'd like to hear that kind of story.

That's what I feel.

Yes.

Will you come next time?

No.

I think you'll tell me, because I'm frustrated with my cough, so I'll come.

Oh, I see.

On the contrary, it's like I've been too old.

Oh, I see.

There was someone watching this.

I was watching this a lot, and I was about to swing the bat.

Did you swing the bat?

I was about to swing it right now.

Oh, that's good.

There was someone.

Yes.

Then this 8-round ball.

Yes.

What is this?

Yes.

Can I start the car?

We are Samurai JAPAN, after all.

It's the season, isn't it?

Yes.

I feel like I'm going to turn the steering wheel.

Can I turn the steering wheel?

Yes.

That's good.

This car stands out a lot.

Yes.

Then.

This car stands out a lot.

It's a one-shot shot.

Excuse me.

Are you on our TV show?

Yes, we are currently going on our TV騺.

And if you don't mind, please take a person.

What are you doing right now?

Just now...

I'm drinking.

You are?

Are you drinking afternoon?

Yes.

Will you drink from now on?

Yes.

If that's the case, I'm thinking about it.

So I'm going to have a drink and have some fun.

You're going to have a drink and have some fun?

Yes.

You've changed.

Are you working right now?

No, I'm off work today.

That's a good holiday.

Drinking all day.

By the way, what kind of work do you do?

I work at a mobile online game company.

So you're pretty popular now.

That's right.

How old are you?

I'm 22 years old.

That's a lot of age.

So you're a new graduate.

That's right.

So you're still in your first year of work.

Yes.

That's amazing.

It's been a while since I've been in my first year of work.

I'm not feeling fresh at all.

We're doing a lot of projects for young people.

We're doing some crazy projects.

Are you okay with that?

Well, yes.

You look like you're okay.

Are you okay with that?

Are you okay with that?

Yes.

Then I'll announce the project.

Your...

I didn't want to be sexy, but...

We're doing a project to purify you.

Yes.

By the way, do you have a girlfriend?

I don't know.

I don't know.

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Do you know how much you have might be?

We don't have any information.

Oh.

As long as you feel like it,

Um, I...

This is not the first time, right?

Did you come from there?

I have heard that.

Of course.

If someone tells me I'm depressed,

How many have you had?

Haven't you talked about that?

I haven't.

I haven't.

Even if you don't want to talk about it.

I thought you had a lot of experience.

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You should ask about that, right?

A lot of experience...

Well...

Oh.

200 people?

20?

No, no, no.

I see.

It's that tight.

No, it's 0-1.

Oh, 0-1.

It's okay. You can answer while drinking.

I don't want to talk.

It's okay.

Let's hold it.

What is it? Beer?

I like beer.

Why do you hit me?

Drink it.

Thank you very much.

You made me feel that way.

That's right.

You don't have to be embarrassed.

You can drink it.

Thank you.

I bought it myself.

It's a good sound.

Let's have a toast at the baseball bat.

Cheers.

By the way,

20 people.

That's a lot of people.

Is that so?

I'm 22 years old now.

22 years old.

22 years old and 22 years old?

You're doing it at a reasonable pace.

That's right.

How old are you for the first time?

I was 16 or 17 years old for the first time.

It's been about 6 years.

It's fast.

It's fast.

Is it after you became a social person?

Is it when you were a student?

When I was a student,

I drank a little.

It's fun.

I see.

I see.

I was surprised.

I drank alcohol at a young age.

That's different.

It's different.

I was surprised.

I was surprised.

I see.

Let's talk about that.

Do you have such a thing?

Do you have such a thing?

I want to purify it.

There were a lot of people.

I'm a motocross player.

I've been doing judo for a long time.

I'm a motocross player.

I've been doing judo for a long time.

Really?

It's amazing.

It's a nice thing.

It's amazing.

I'm a judo player.

I'm a judo player.

What kind of belt do you wear?

I have a black belt.

Isn't that great?

Isn't black belt the best?

Yes.

When I told my ex-husband about it, he told me that he wanted me to try a new technique.

I see.

Is it a new technique?

Yes, he told me to try a new technique.

I didn't really want to try it, but when I tried it, he tapped me right away.

He tapped you even though you said it yourself?

Yes, he tapped me.

Did he feel happy about it?

No, he was like, I don't have to worry about it anymore.

That's the worst.

What did you try?

At that time, I decided on a joint technique.

You decided on a joint technique.

So he asked me to give up.

What kind of technique was that?

What kind of joint technique did you decide on?

Can you show me?

I was riding on the bike, and I tried to do a foot joint.

How did you do it?

That's how I decided to do it.

So that's how you decided to do it?

Yes, that's how I decided to do it.

So you were like, can you do it again?

No, I was no longer asked to do it after that.

What was your goal?

What did you want him to do?

I was interested in it.

Was it different?

I was asked to do it more seriously than I thought it would be.

I see.

It's a little embarrassing.

It's like, please forgive me for responding to my ex-husband.

You know, there's a vertical square and a horizontal square, right?

I thought it would be a little erotic if it was that.

I was expecting that.

I don't think so.

It's a joint decision.

I don't think it was like that.

I was a little different.

I don't know.

I don't know, though.

Well, your sister also failed her technique.

She probably failed at what she could do.

I don't know about that.

It's true, it's true.

I think it's better to make him a joker.

That's right.

I don't know about that.

In order to make him a joker, let's hit his butt with this bat and make him a joker.

Are you going to hit him?

I'll hit the head.

Do you want to hit the head?

I want to hit the head.

I'll hit the head.

I'll hit the head.

Let's hold the bag once.

Well, let's go to the technique scene at that time.

You're wearing black.

Your waist seems to be so strong.

The bat will be a weapon.

Let's let it purify.

All right.

Go ahead.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm sorry I did a joint move seriously.

It's okay.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

You're so kind.

You're so kind.

I feel like I'm in heaven right now.

Please take this.

You're so kind.

I'm sorry.

I have another question for you.

If you don't mind,

why don't you try a different project after this?

We're preparing a game that will give you a prize.

If you don't mind,

why don't you try it?

It's a drink.

It's just a drink, so it's a snack.

Yes, it's a snack.

If you don't mind,

why don't you try it?

I don't need that much time.

I don't need that much time.

I don't need that much time.

Then, if you don't mind,

why don't you try it?

I haven't heard your name yet.

What should I call you?

I'm Chinatsu.

Chinatsu-san.

That's nice.

What's your kanji?

Is it kanji?

Yes.

It's Sen-Ni-Natsu.

That's nice.

Spring will pass and summer will come.

Let me tell you what kind of game we're going to play.

I'll announce it.

It's a game where you can guess what it is just by looking at it and smelling it.

It's a common game.

That's right.

Can you guess what it is by looking at it?

Yes.

Can you guess what it is by smelling it?

I think it's okay.

I think it's okay.

You should trust your senses.

I think you can guess what it is by looking at it.

I'm going to ask you to cover your eyes from now on, and then I'll put a blindfold on you.

I've got three questions for you.

If you get one question right, I'll give you the prize money.

If you get all of them right, you'll get the full amount.

All right.

Can I get your enthusiasm before I cover my eyes?

I'll get the full amount.

Excuse me.

It's a little tight.

I can't see it at all.

Really?

Yes.

What is this?

Which one?

I see.

I can't see it at all.

You can't see it at all.

I see.

It's pretty easy at first.

Really?

Yes.

Please put your hand out.

I think you already know.

It's a banana.

That's right.

You'll get the prize money.

That's great.

It's going to be like this.

The next one is a little difficult.

Are you all right?

Yes.

I'll do the same thing.

Please smell it.

I see.

The next one is pretty difficult.

I'll put it down.

Yes.

I don't know if you know this.

If you have 22 years of experience, you might know this.

That was a good hint.

That was a good hint.

Please smell it.

I'll use a color other than eyes.

It doesn't smell at all.

I see.

I'm not very confident about this.

What do you think the shape is?

What do you think the shape is?

It's like this.

What do you call this?

It's like a swollen rice cake.

I see.

By the way, have you ever used this before?

This might be a good hint.

I've never used it.

I see.

I see.

Please answer.

What did you say?

Is this a TENGA?

That's amazing.

Please look at it.

Oh, that's true.

That's amazing.

That's amazing!

What?

Tenga?

How did you know?

How did you know?

The shape is unique.

Do you use it a lot?

There's something for women, right?

I don't use it.

But you know it, right?

I know it.

Have you ever used it in play?

I've used it once.

Oh, you've used it.

You've used it?

Did you put a man's thing in here?

Yes.

Did you put it in?

Yes.

You're doing it.

You're doing it.

People who don't know.

People who don't know.

I'm sure you don't know this.

Furikake and soy sauce bottles.

Soy sauce bottles.

I didn't expect Tenga to have one.

You know well.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

Now that you've answered Tenga, let's answer when you had sex recently.

Recently?

It was about two weeks ago.

That's a long time ago.

I see.

Well done.

You answered Tenga.

You're a great erotic woman.

That's great.

By the way, can I say something?

He has a great sense of sight.

He has a great sense of smell.

He's a man who knows the size of his feet.

He's famous for that.

His boobs are just showing.

He's wearing tight clothes.

It's emphasized.

It's emphasized.

He's wearing clothes that make his chest look bigger.

He stands out.

He has a special ability to tell the size of his boobs by the size of his clothes.

Can I guess?

I can't guess the size of his boobs.

Can you guess?

Don't lie to me.

I don't know.

Can I just observe you?

I'm sorry.

Can you put it on my chest?

Can you put it on my chest?

He has a good posture.

He's a great man.

He's a great man.

I see.

He has a good posture.

Did you do anything else when you measured his size?

I changed his smell.

You did it once.

He has a great sense of smell.

Can you guess?

His boobs are showing.

I'm sorry.

I see.

I see.

Can I guess?

I'm sure.

It's F cup.

It's close.

It's close.

You took it off.

It's F cup.

It's F cup.

It's close.

You took it off.

What's the answer?

What's the answer?

It's G cup.

It's not F cup.

It's not F cup.

It's G cup.

I see.

I see.

It's amazing.

When you did Judo, It's hard.

Did your boobs get in the way?

Yes, they did.

When did they get in the way?

When I did Nehwaza.

I see.

There was no female member.

Is that true?

Only one?

So, you practiced with a male member?

Yes.

I'm curious about that.

I'm sure.

If it was a male member, I'm sure Nehwaza...

I want you to bet on it.

You'll bet on that, won't you?

You'll bet on that, won't you?

Did they do anything to your boobs?

I don't think they did.

In Newaza, Don't they do anything like 6ix9ine?

Sometimes, they do.

They do something when someone has their turn.

No, they don't.

No, no.

No, I didn't.

You had to lock it with your feet, didn't you?

Did you have to lick it or something like that?

No, I didn't.

No, I didn't.

I see.

It's amazing that you could do judo by yourself.

I didn't expect that.

I see.

Motokane wanted you to do something like that.

I see.

I didn't expect you to do something like that.

I expected you to do something like that.

I see.

You're serious, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

I see.

Then, I'll ask you the last question.

Are you ready?

I've answered two questions so far.

I've answered two questions so far.

It's not a program I used to do.

I can do a dropout here.

Would you like to try it?

I'll try it.

I'll try it.

The last question is difficult.

It's difficult.

It's difficult if you don't use your sense of smell.

It's difficult if you don't use your sense of smell.

Then, please cover your eyes.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

It's amazing.

I didn't expect you to hit the point.

I didn't expect you to hit the point.

I thought you'd hit the point.

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Yes.

Let's start with your hands.

Let's start with your hands.

You can't touch it that far.

Can you feel it now?

Can you feel it now?

I'm not confident yet.

I'm not confident yet.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Please touch it a little more.

Please touch it a little more.

Can I touch it?

Of course.

Of course.

I don't think you can touch it.

I don't think you can touch it.

I can.

I can.

I can.

It's a good smell.

By the way, do you have a good smell?

I don't know if it's a good smell.

I have to keep it.

It's a little close to the nose, so please draw it.

Yes.

What kind of lung is it now?

I drew it.

Yes, it's okay.

How is it at this stage?

Do you think you can answer?

I think I can answer.

Really?

Can I touch it a little more?

Do you want to do this?

It's close.

It's close.

It would be great if you could answer this.

Yes.

Are you okay?

I understand.

Then please tell me the answer.

Please tell me the answer.

Isn't it a penis?

Final answer.

Yes, it's the final answer.

Then please take off your blindfold.

It's close.

It's close.

It's a pity.

Why?

It's a pity.

The answer is a penis.

It was close.

I forgot to say this.

I forgot to say this.

If you take off your blindfold, you have to use this.

If it's a banana, you have to eat it.

If it's a penis, you have to use it.

If you take off your blindfold...

I forgot to say this.

It's the most important thing.

I forgot to say this.

You can just eat it.

You can just eat it.

You often do it, right?

You did it two weeks ago.

Yes.

I'm sorry.

Isn't it unfair?

You only get a prize.

In a game, you can win or lose.

You didn't lose anything.

Thank you very much.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

This is my mistake.

I'm sorry.

The answer is a penis.

It's a pity.

I want to give you a prize.

You can do it as usual.

You can just lick it.

You can just lick it.

You can just lick it?

Do you like a penis?

Yes.

Yes.

You can do it as usual.

As usual?

Yes.

Do you like a penis?

I don't hate it.

You're not honest.

I don't hate it.

You're not honest.

You're very good.

You're very good at licking.

You're very good at licking.

How do you like a penis?

It's big.

How about a big penis?

I like a big penis.

It was a good match.

It was a good match.

You're very good.

You told me a story about the past.

You hit my butt with a bat.

You told me a story about the past.

You haven't purified it yet.

Let's purify it.

You haven't purified it yet.

It's in the campaign.

Really?

It's in the campaign.

I forgot to tell you.

You have to purify your penis with sex.

I want to see more.

Let's take it off.

Please stand up and show me.

Do you take it off from the top?

Yes, I do.

This is erotic, too.

This is erotic, too.

I'm embarrassed.

You were so motivated.

This costume is erotic.

Were you going to do something erotic today?

No, I wasn't.

You are wearing such an erotic underwear.

Please show me.

This is erotic.

Please show me.

What kind of erotic are you wearing?

What kind of erotic are you wearing?

Please show me.

I'm curious.

I'm curious, so please show me.

This is erotic.

This is erotic.

Your boobs are very soft.

I'm embarrassed.

I'm moved.

I'm moved.

You were so motivated.

This is erotic.

Is it easy to feel here?

This is erotic.

I can't do that.

Dr. Marco Paret is an expert in non-verbal hypnosis.

He teaches people non-verbal hypnosis and mesmerismus.

Dr. Marco Paret is an expert in non-verbal hypnosis and mesmerism.

It feels so good.

You're wearing a lot of underwear.

Do you usually wear underwear like this?

No, I don't.

Can I look at you for a moment?

Please look at me.

You're wearing underwear like this.

Please stick out your underwear.

I'm going to throw up.

Do you like to be licked?

I like it.

Which do you like better?

Which do you like better?

Both.

I want you to sleep with this boob.

Do you want me to sleep?

You're good.

Do you like to be licked?

You're good at throwing up.

You're good at throwing up.

You're good at throwing up.

Do you feel good?

Sometimes.

You've got a lot of pimples.

It feels good.

It's very soft and good.

Boobs are a weapon.

It's hot.

I'm hot.

I'll put a blanket on your face.

I'll put a blanket on your face.

Your buttocks are sticking out.

Your buttocks are sticking out.

I'll put a blanket on your face.

It's good, isn't it?

Let me see your tongue.

Let me see your tongue.

How is it?

Is it good?

It's good.

It's good.

How is your penis?

It's very hard.

Do you like hard things?

I like hard things.

Let's make it stronger with this penis.

What do you want me to do with this penis?

Please purify this penis.

Please purify this penis.

I got it.

Let me stretch your legs.

It's good.

It's big.

Do you like big things?

It hurts.

It's good.

It's getting better.

It feels good.

Do you want to do it again?

Do you want to do it again?

I want to do it again.

Please lie down on my lap.

Please lie down on my lap.

I'm good at lying down.

Oh, it's hot!

Oh, it's tight.

Show me, show me, show me.

Do you want me to put my hand on your back?

It's hot.

It feels good.

Let's do it again.

Oh, it's hot.

Oh, it's hot.

It's muddy.

It's muddy.

Oh, it's hot.

I'm so happy.

Oh, it's hot.

It's hot.

Oh, it's hot.

Oh, it feels good.

Let's stand up and do it.

Oh, it's hot.

Oh, it's hot.

It's hot.

Let's lie down on the floor.

I love you, Chikubi.

You love Chikubi, don't you?

You love Manko and Chikubi, don't you?

I love them.

You seem to like sex, don't you?

Do you like sex?

I love sex.

Do you like sex?

You like sex, don't you?

I love you, Chikubi.

I love you, Chikubi.

I love you.