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Is that it?

Is that the holy planet?

I'm Kahm.

Who are you?

K... Kahm?

You understand my language?

We just kissed, didn't we?

So you're able to speak our language.

I see you've awakened, my dear guest.

Guest?

No way!

I'm in space!

That's right!

I get it. That girl must have kidnapped me.

Kidnapped? Well, that's absurd!

The princess seems to have taken a liking to you!

Princess?

Yes!

Princess Kahm of Saint Evascuraze.

Saint Evascuraze?

Princess Kahm?

Don't touch me!

Shit! Maybe she is a princess or whatever...

but what are you going to do with me?

There. I've prepared a special meal for you, my dear guest.

This is my wife Momo.

There's no one that can prepare a meal...

aimed at improving virility better than Momo.

Right, Momo?

Oh stop it, you!

Now, eat up!

Did you say, "Eat up?"

I said you'll eat later! Such shameless children!

Well, I must go and assist the princess with her wardrobe.

It's the first night.

I must teach you the customs of Saint Evascuraze.

First night?

Is she going to get married?

Oh, you're so funny!

The groom is pretending not to know!

Groom?

And he has quite a large member, Your Highness.

Now, here are some important things to keep in mind...

A wife must never embarrass her husband!

And you must always back your man!

Backing your man, huh?

That's quite a technique.

That's what Battia said.

And you must provide peace of mind to your man!

Right. I see. I see.

However,

that's only what you want him to believe, my princess.

A woman has to play her part properly.

Men are so easy to fool with just a smile.

They'll sit still and try not to move.

And they'll eat all the food we feed them.

And they'll keep wanting to make babies.

Anyway, men are such pathetic creatures.

It all seems kind of complicated.

By the way, as for tonight,

I have to admit that I'm a little worried.

Hey!

Didn't I tell you to knock when you enter the princess's quarters?

What's this?

What's the matter?

You're demanding that we go back to Earth?

Are you an idiot?

How dare you call me stupid, you invader!

I-Invader?

That's a bit much!

You're the invaders that took the holy planet in the first place!

What?

I don't care. Just take me back to Earth!

Or else...

Or else, what?

Just get away from me!

Just take me back to Earth!

Honey!

You ignorant fool!

Ow!

Oh, thank goodness you're okay!

Shit, I don't know what kind of trick that was.

Hey...

Fine.

If you don't like me...

that's fine.

Well, uh, that's not really it.

My princess...

To think that you're doing this...

because you want to save...

the people of the holy planet.

The holy planet?

Are you talking about Earth?

That's right.

The emperor seems to want to cleanse that planet of humans.

But once the princess is joined to you in matrimony...

that will be enough to change the emperor's mind.

See?

It's your fault!

That's right.

Kahm!

Battia!

When did you get here?

Long time, no see.

What do you mean, "Long time, no see?"

I've been looking for you all this time.

I figured you got hooked on some loser of a man.

You're one to talk!

That's Battia, her best friend.

But Kahm, I don't know about this monkey.

Monkey?

Do you think the emperor is going to approve?

He doesn't really understand what you're doing.

He even asked me to go look for you.

You don't have time to be messing with monkeys.

There is no hurry. I'll take my time.

I haven't seen Dad in three months, after all.

What kind of parental relationship is that?

Do you think you can get away from him?

You're the emperor's only daughter!

The one you marry is going to produce the heir to Saint Evascuraze.

I just have to marry, right?

Don't tell me you're thinking of him?!

He's a total loser!

He looks slow, and he's short.

He looks like some pervert.

What do you see in that monkey, anyway?

Just leave me alone!

The one Dad picked is a total jerk!

You see,

I don't want to be stuck with a guy like that!

Having someone else pick who I'm going to marry...

I hate that!

K... Kahm...

A knight like me...

is not about to be fooled so easily.

The duties of a wife!

Momo, what were they again?

Oh, yes.

You must always back your man.

Yeah, that's it. I'm backing my man.

And you're not going to stop me, Battia.

Give me a break.

Why can't you just find a better man?

Leave me alone! What do you know about men?

You little virgin.

You're like a virgin!

Oh, please! I wish you two would stop!

Good gosh!

Stop that!

Kahm is fighting for me?

Really?

You fool. Do you think I was really going to hurt Kahm?

We were just up to our old tricks.

Oh, right.

Kahm, I suppose you fell for him at first sight, like a typical virgin.

Do whatever you want.

Now, how about a drink to celebrate?

Yes.

Well, I'm sure the emperor is going to blow!

He's going to be so pissed about this.

What can he say if we do the deed first?

Well, we'll see what happens.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Uh, um, Kahm?

Maybe you haven't thought this out.

I mean, do you think an Earthling and an Evascurazen can do it?

Like, you know...

I think it will work!

Idiot!

W-What's that? What the hell is that?

Don't worry. It's just a proximity warning.

It means someone is approaching us.

I think you should be worried, Kahm.

Your favorite old man is about to show up.

What?

What a drag!

It's old man Progress.

The emperor has reached the height of his power.

But he has no heir.

Moreover, he is distressed about his wild little daughter.

If I can bring Kahm back,

my standing in court will improve.

What is going on, Your Highness?

First you hide among our fleet...

and then you land on the holy planet.

Moreover, this thing...

He's a monkey,

Fleet Commander Progress.

Stop that.

But I'll have to take the brunt of the emperor's fury, Your Highness.

That's too bad. But it is your job.

And also...

you seem to be plotting something of your own.

Well, we have all the data you gathered,

so we must return to the empire immediately.

Oops! Sorry about that!

I gave the ship so much power it went crazy.

Geobaldi?

Your ship went crazy, Geobaldi?

Is that the kind of attitude a commander should have?

Well, my ship is not like yours,

which just does patrols around the emperor.

Mine has to have a lot more spunk and spirit.

What did you say?

You're an upstart from the colonies...

who can't even control his ship!

You had better watch what you say, Progress.

Even the emperor doesn't see what goes on out here.

If you were seen dead, floating in space,

he'd never know who did it.

Take a look.

All the beautiful women, Princess Kahm included,

are Geobaldi's allies.

Idiot.

That's enough, Geobaldi.

Get off of us!

Only when you get on top of me, Battia.

Cheeky.

What is going to happen to me now?

Hey, are you already done?

That is it for me.

Give me a break.

You were going on about how ready you were a minute ago.

Ow!

When was the first time we did it?

Who knows?

Getting emotional about this doesn't suit you.

It has been about six months since we slept together.

That is not what I'm saying.

It's just that...

I've never really felt what Kahm is feeling right now.

That's all.

Hey!

Isn't this all your fault?

Battia...

I forgot to tell you, Progress is under the bed.

What?

Don't you...

We've got lots of time...

until we get to Saint Evascuraze, Geobaldi.

Hey, hey... Battia!

Well, let me leave you two together.

Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

Um, what's on your mind right now?

Uh, nothing.

Well, I can't exactly say that there's nothing.

When I think about how the fate of Earth rests on my shoulders...

N-No! That doesn't mean I'm not interested in you.

It's just that...

If you hurt me, I'll hate you forever.

What's that?

Is that how they do it?

Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

No way! The warp is over?

What the... but I haven't done anything!

Come on. Introduce yourself.

Uh, Um, Your Majesty...

I'm Tetsuya Wakatsuki.

19 years old.

I'm a photographer.

Still a virgin.

Please, Dad!

Please don't attack the people who live on the holy planet!

Tetsuya is...

Tetsuya is my fiancée!

So please don't go after Tetsuya's planet.

W-Who are you guys? Let go! Let me go!

Let go!

Execute him!

Execute?

Let go, you asshole! Hey, wait!

Listen to me!

Hey, you two! Let go of him!

I'm ordering you!

Kahm!

That's enough.

Kahm! This isn't what you said would happen!

How dare you lie to me!

Shit! Just once! Let me have her once before I die!

I don't want to die a virgin!

You are the crown princess of Saint Evascuraze.

I won't do it!

I'm not going to do as you say forever, you know!

You're being selfish!

Who's being selfish?

You want everything to go your way.

I'd say you're a lot more selfish!

Shut up! I will choose whom you marry!

No! No! No! No!

I'm going to choose myself!

Nobody is going to tell me what to do!

Kahm!

Apologize to His Majesty.

Out of my way!

You're just having a bad nightmare...

and you're just imagining getting married to that lowly creature.

Look,

I know everything about what you're plotting.

If you don't want me to tell Dad,

then get out of the way!

Move!

Tetsuya...

Get up here!

You're...

Now, hurry!

Stay back!

Oh, yeah?

Impressive.

Kahm!

Kahm!

Tetsuya, you're still alive!

What are you doing?

I'm just a little dizzy.

Are you some kind of pervert?

I'm just a normal guy!

Tetsuya! Thank you!

I'm going to have to teach my dad a lesson!

Let's do it.

Huh?

Let's elope.

Elope?

So we can consummate our forbidden love!

That's enough of fun and games.

Hurry it up. Come on.

You're in trouble.

Thanks to you, I'm a wanted man now.

Well?

Do you want to join us?

If you're with us, the empire can't get at you so easily.

That sounds fine.

But all for this lowlife?

Your Highness,

what has happened to you?

That's enough of your weird interests.

What?

I might just be a lowly creature,

but I'm not going to let you insult Kahm!

Well, this is interesting. Come at me!

Do you want to try again?

This is man to man! Die!

Not much, considering your big mouth.

Tetsuya!

Stay back, Kahm!

Women should stay out of this!

This is a duel, man to man!

Tetsuya...

Are you still going to shoot off your mouth?

Accept your defeat.

No way!

Do you really want to die?

Shut up!

Tetsuya!

He's still breathing.

Use that special power, Kahm!

I've never tried this resuscitation technique before,

but only those of royal blood can do it.

Emergency alert! The alien has escaped!

He appears to have kidnapped Princess Kahm!

All palace forces are on emergency status!

I'll hold back the troops.

Let's have some fun while we stall them.

Let's go crazy.

I'm not letting you die.

I'm not letting you die!

Ow, ow, ow...

My injuries! My injuries are gone!

Thank you, Kahm.

What is wrong, Kahm?

I'm just tired.

Don't worry. I'm not drunk!

Just hang on to me tight and you'll be fine.

Hey, I didn't tell you to grab me there!

Damn! They're after us!

Help!

Come here, Your Highness! I'll save you!

Oh, yeah?

The dock is just past this.

A piece of cake.

Are you all right?

Yep.

Activate engines!

Here we go!

What shall we do?

Your orders?

Thank you, Battia and Geobaldi!

No need to thank us.

Here comes your favorite guy.

Oh, no! Is that Progress?

I bet he is mad as hell.

Ready to attack!

The target is very close to us.

If we fire with too much power,

Princess Kahm's vessel will be destroyed.

All right. Aim for the engines.

Make it so she can't move.

Fire!

What about our counterattack?

Too early.

To all vessels,

surround both Kahm and Geobaldi's vessels!

Yikes.

Can't we just warp out of here?

No.

We're still in the planet's gravitational space.

We haven't even done the repairs to the damaged spots yet.

We would be lucky if we could even power up!

Boss!

Take it easy!

Are we set to go?

It's all ready to go.

Good.

How about that? You can't move.

What a fleet!

All right! Turn around!

Head straight for Progress's ship!

What is that fool Geobaldi doing?

He is leaving himself open.

Full power to the main gun!

That's totally reckless!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Good luck, Kahm!

Hey, lowlife...

take care of the princess.

Geobaldi.

Target in sight!

This is the end of Geobaldi.

Fire!

What happened?

The ship is shedding its armor!

What?

What the...

The entire fleet is shedding its skin!

No!

We did it, Captain!

No way!

Did Geobaldi do this?

Sights are okay!

Fire!

I suppose all of that was pointless.

The princess's ship is escaping with Geobaldi's ship.

Are you not going to pursue them and get the princess back?

Your orders?

Just leave them.

Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

Leave them alone!

Gently.

It looks like we'll be able to save Earth.

A man, so what?

Hey, you seem pissed off today.

Just shut up and drink this!

You're out of hand.

Out of hand? Is there a problem with that?

It's kind of sexy.

A kiss is so sweet,

don't you think?

Take it easy!

Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

Nemuru yoru no sora ni In the sleepy night sky,

hoshi ga egaku horosukoupu wa the horoscope of stars...

futari no ai wo musubu reveals a blue legend...

aoi densetsu of lovers joining together.

Aa anata to mitsumeatta toki kara When I first laid eyes on you,

mienai ito kanjita I felt something special.

Aa watashi no kokoro hikiyoseru nowa The one who draws my soul...

déjà vu no hohoemi with a special smile like déjà vu.

Hold me daite Please hold me.

Kiss you amaku I'll kiss you sweetly.

Love me towa ni Love me forever.

Tonight tonight tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Hitomi no naka ni As we stare,

aoi hoshi wo atsumenagara we gaze at the blue planet.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Kienai hikari ai wo An unseen light...

ai wo shinjiatta We believe in the love.

Oh starry eyes Oh, starry eyes.

Aa kore kara donna toki ga kuru no ka Whatever we may face in the future...

daremo shiranai keredo no one knows.

Aa soredemo tooi sora no mukou ni But still I'm sure there is something...

nanika ga aru hazu far in the distant sky.

Hold me daite Please hold me.

Kiss you amaku I'll kiss you sweetly.

Love me towa ni Love me forever.

Tonight tonight tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Hitomi no naka de As we stare,

negai kanau you ni ryuusei we hope our wishes will come true.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Yokogiru sora ni ai wo Crossing the sky,

ai wo chikaiatta we declare our love for each other.

Oh starry eyes Oh, starry eyes.

Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

Aa anata to mitsumeatta toki kara When I first laid eyes on you,

mienai ito kanjita I felt something special.

Aa watashi no kokoro hikiyoseru nowa The one who draws my soul...

déjà vu no hohoemi with a special smile like déjà vu.

Hold me daite Please hold me.

Kiss you amaku I'll kiss you sweetly.

Love me towa ni Love me forever.

Tonight tonight tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Hitomi no naka ni As we stare,

aoi hoshi wo atsumenagara we gaze at the blue planet.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Kienai hikari ai wo An unseen light...

ai wo shinjiatta We believe in the love.

Oh starry eyes Oh, starry eyes.

Aa kore kara donna toki ga kuru no ka Whatever we may face in the future...

daremo shiranai keredo no one knows.

Aa soredemo tooi sora no mukou ni But still I'm sure there is something...

nanika ga aru hazu far in the distant sky.

Hold me daite Please hold me.

Kiss you amaku I'll kiss you sweetly.

Love me towa ni Love me forever.

Tonight tonight tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Hitomi no naka de As we stare,

negai kanau you ni ryuusei we hope our wishes will come true.

Starry eyes holy eyes Starry eyes, holy eyes.

Yokogiru sora ni ai wo Crossing the sky,

ai wo chikaiatta we declare our love for each other.

Oh starry eyes Oh, starry eyes.