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so this is my this is my special friend

Jasmine guys hi Jasmine

you brought a stripper to draft day

if you give up Tom Brady I will let you come in my life

your face goes here ah ah

this year we can't lose

babe what's going on with that sandwich I'm

getting pretty hungry down there

I hate fucking fantasy football

we fuck you eat deal oh yeah

oh that's my ass oh yeah it is

you're so obsessed with your stupid football

fantasy league Juju

just got traded to Kansas City

that's what I want for my next pick that's yeah

all right who do we have with us here today

hi my name is Alex Cole

hello Alex and how are you today I'm doing

fucking awesome

I love it I love it I see you got your football and your Jersey you're ready to

you're ready to play some football

huh I'm so ready to go how's it going so far fun

I'm having the best day

this is awesome and I'm looking forward to tomorrow

so this whole thing is built around fantasy football

do you play fantasy

football do you know about fantasy football

I know a little bit about it I haven't really played it yet but

you know maybe

maybe I will after this this is good motivation

right exactly like I want to be a part of this yeah

if you were in a fantasy sex league

and points were given up for sexual acts right

how many points would you give for say like a blowjob

alright if you give

if you give a blowjob I feel like you get like 2 points

but if you give a good blowjob you get 3 points okay

you're the commissioner so you're the judge

there's a difference

yeah I gotta judge if it's a good blowjob or not

yeah you gotta

watch all those blowjobs oh I know my blowjobs

I'm gonna judge harshly okay

say they have a vaginal sex what's that work oh man

that's

again it's like I think if you if you if you have

sex like then

four points but if you like

about like if you go hard then five

okay yeah what about anal sex

oh that's going all the way that's a touchdown

so that's six points six points I think so okay okay

now would you get more points

for being on set or more points for being like at home

I think you get more points for it being on

set because that means I get to watch an HD later

so I would like to reward you for that um okay

but cool on cool on if you get it if you get it at home

okay so now

in the leads where the loser is

you know they'll have a punishment for the person

if you are the commissioner what is the last place

I think you gotta be I think you gotta be the the toy

for all the girls I think you gotta just be able

within reason if you have limits but like

yeah I just want pussy

in my mouth that's all I want so I'm pretty easy

all right

so in when you're watching the game if there's

if somebody breaks the rules they throw a penalty flag

right and they get the team penalized

if you were a sex referee

you watch people have sex

what would be some things that you would throw a flag

for spitting

haha I hate it I hate seeing people spit I'm like no

you're wasting it spit it in my mouth

and then something else would be

if you're can I example

I think if you're like

writing and you're just kind of fucking sitting there

and you're not really doing anything

I don't like that either I want you to be

bouncing on it like I like it more when the girls

bouncing than when the guys like lift her up

so okay it's a penalty for that

okay and then if you don't eat pussy you get a penalty

okay yeah

okay so you better eat that pussy you fucking better

okay alright alright

what would be the equivalent

of a touchdown in the bedroom

cool that's

if you can make me come 3 times in a row with your mouth

it's a touchdown it's hard to do but it's very worth it

in a if you were having a fancy draft for sex

what would be your and you had the first pick my

draft picks what would be your position draft pick

missionary OK yeah I like missionary but not like

like missionary with like my knees by my face like

like this kind of missionary well that's

I like that that's great with lots of eye contact

that's that's yeah no spitting that's first hahaha

no spitting

what would you what position would you not pick

I'm gonna be honest uh either reverse

cowgirl or spoon'cause I can't do nothing in spoon

I just gotta kind of like chill

I don't like to chill so probably probably spoon

and if you were to win your lead how do you celebrate

food food is my favorite

thing so I'd want to go to like a really

really nice buffet or something where I could just have

you know the buffets

where they have the unlimited champagne

and like all the different kinds this is

really good food I want that I wanna go there OK so

done I'll go out dancing after there you go

alright gorgeous

thank you very very much for coming tonight you were a

last and uh

we can't wait till you see when they come out

thank you I love to be here I will do anything

love it love it alright girl have a great day bye bye

break out your name

what is your last name

absolutely amazing you're twins no

you just sound the same

so we'll see how it goes

this is super fun I think I'm gonna go

what are you thinking Alex what why did you

is that your shoe no who are you picking I'm just

texting

or something I don't know I'm not I'm not texting worst

liar ever Saco again

that's a good thing to be

Saco again I don't wanna be a good liar poker face

I don't play I

can already tell exactly what you're picking

right now you don't know you can't pick based on the

people you do not know my face

unless unless somebody's saying my face

no one it doesn't matter if she

picks she got last place last

she's gonna get last place again

you know what you know what am I telling lies

you know what

did you actually

study this year or are you going based off of the mask

did you even study for this rap you just

they're not working

so they're not working I'm gonna win

cause last season they're all gonna see

you ran out of time they're all gonna see

you ran out of time on pics last season

I have been practicing with a new technique

I got this I'm not gonna get distracted this year no

matter what

happens technique called last place just Sacco

look I uh I actually see

your Jersey with the same back oh it does say Sacco

you're gonna eat that you're gonna eat your words

you're gonna eat your words and you know what

I've been practicing

I even got a I even got Oliver to practice with me so

he doesn't even like this stuff

but I got that where is he

at home

he just he's not gonna have fun here

so you're gonna prank him he doesn't care about that

no okay he doesn't have to care I care it's okay

you know this is my thing

he has his thing you know like the

romantic couple activities and shit

sure he has that I have this okay so but but

this is the nice man yeah so got it

bro what time we kicking this thing off man

now where is it are we ready we should be how

we picking this here we got

we got a hat we're doing names

out of a hat you gotta be shitting me a hat yeah

where's Taco

right he would be the one who's

supposed to go first and he's not here so we're picking and fuck him he can go like last

as yes as

no he's the winner I say we

pick without him no we gotta wait for everybody

that's not fair come on guys he's not here he goes last

that's fair yup okay but the head thing hey last year's

last one you

you really wanna make sure you have that opportunity to go last

again haha

we just think now get taco out of the way look Ryan

the important thing is you wouldn't be last

why would you guarantee the name of the head

well that's what I already asked but

you guys never you guys never let up huh no

no and you wanna hang with us I do

I do kind of like I do and is

win me over like to show like how

excited it is it's crazy hey I don't

know you don't wanna hear but I do hey I

just like I'm looking at that trophy and

it's this year what guy you know I'm so excited

you're you're not a team player

Andre you know if you watch you won last year

how you won more football I think we should just pick

I think we should just pick alright

let Andre pick first name first name alright first

name this is the leader gonna be Mahomes

baby Mahomes alright first pick in the draft

oh fuck you guys wouldn't believe it Taco Taco

where is taco

where the hell is taco

oh hey guys what are y'all doing here Taco Taco

come on man where you been man what's up guys

it's draft day come on oh yeah I knew that uh uh

so this is my this is my special friend

Jasmine guys hi Jasmine

alright so uh yeah what so what are we doing

taco draft now

uh you're up dude you have first pick

okay Jasmine let me appease the uh tyrants

real quick and then uh yeah

we'll mingle a little bit come on

alright so how do we do this guys how do we do this

what the fuck how do we do this this is your first year

again

uh

alright

am I pick am I picking my my team your first pick

your first pick alright which ones are the kickers

you're holding them are these

those are the kickers okay so I'll take these now

Taco are you fucking kidding me you did this last year

yeah and I had like what 14 kickers that's fine

but you have to pick them one at a time

oh then you get your first pick I'll take this one

OK great put it up

OK Jesus Christ who do you fucking pick

where do I put it no idea under your name where

Team 2 is you

you picked a kicker with an Alpha Beta Omega fucking

taco okay yeah the letters

are too hard it's yeah the reading thing is difficult

so do I get to do my second one now no so

no that's not gonna do that

I mean if you're gonna get first pick I'll definitely

take the sloppy seconds with the kickers

no I want the kickers

you want my kicker

yeah whatever it takes to get get your tickets those

dates look familiar to you I was literally thinking

I don't think we should let them have all the tickets

like I know I've

seen it from somewhere I just don't know where it's

from

yeah it's like right at the back you can have Hopkins

no fucking way I don't know who that is no fucking

way hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

you know her

hmm hmm hmm

she's a stripper she's a stripper so hey

when does my season start she's a stripper

alright it's already started

hold on hold on hold on taco

you brought a stripper to draft day no no no no no

an exotic dancer

strip and escort a stripper no wait what oh my God what

a companion classic taco oh my God taco

you you brought a prostitute to draft a companion dude

a wonderful woman with hopes and dreams oh my God yeah

are you helping her pay her way through college

OK so like what how did that all work

well you remember the the girl I brought to

Christmas last year

look she is a total yeah she was too

you couldn't just meet a regular girl

they are regular girls

what are you guys talking about oh my God taco

oh my God you know this is where you spend your money

no I spend my money starting the corporation

the notary business

wasn't working out so I like I started the tacos truck

okay tacos truck yeah but go taco baby yeah

I parked the truck out everyone loves the tacos so

we're changing your team name now from tacos

team to kickers and prostitutes that's gonna be it

is that gonna be the new name of your taco truck

that's would be a good one

kickers and escorts I don't know

that's classy end of the hour that's here

E V d b taco truck

E d E exotic dancers and escorts perfect

OK yeah I don't think you want to name it E d E

no E d E

that's cool it's all

dancers it's all dancers it's all girls that's a deal

all Muslim based off this yeah

tacos and hookers exactly

Andre and I are Asmo brothers now what

what what the what oh

I want to throw that one out of left field I fucked his

wife when yeah we're Eskimo brothers now oh

last week

yeah he broke into my house and three days ago

and three days ago

bathroom window again bathroom window bathroom window

tacos entrance that is his

typical taco yeah taco entrance we'll be in the

bathroom window did you break it uh he broke it uh

but he promised to pay with his winnings if he wins

the yeah

seriously alright so

is she good no she's great what the hell happened

to her

yeah she just did you know upstairs in the fuck

so you know what we did

you know and I offered us out running errands and

I mean slipped it in her ass I want to know what's

going on you're walking in with a hooker

twice now and good connections is another man

what is life man you know I just gotta go with the roll

yeah I know

I wanna be part of this escape Triple S's you're in the

Eskimo club I know but you want me to be Triple S's

Triple S's so

you just gotta fuck her too obviously

yeah you fuck her I'll fuck your your wife

you'll put a pin on that and get back to that later

OK but yeah you know that's just you know

rub our wieners in the same place and that you know

I'm putting together a database of all the the holes

you know the bros and I put our our dicks in

this is gonna be a much better database to track

what we're working on right now it's just

it's pretty expensive

oh yeah like I haven't

crossed that triple s E status with anybody

you wanna be my first yeah we should definitely get on

that hell yeah that'll be a

that'll be a threat you can't you can't cross

yeah she'll

I'll whisper to her she'll be waiting for you OK

I know she's game cause fuck Andre right

ha ha

I just look up the door

tough laundry man

that fucking guy why do you wear this shit

you know that guy Roxanne his cousin uh

Raffy I think we should get him to replace

tough luck next year yeah I think it's very important

that we should be some Raffy's wife oh

he brings he brings the good ones around

you know what I told I told the old switcharoo I think

I'll

she was not you know into the animal but you know I

put it in there anyway and she just

keep going so she was into it

it was that it was like no no no no yes

so

but uh but yeah

so anyways so we'll probably get back to the game

yeah finish our draft yeah

I'm gonna have to get this going

yo Alex come here what come here OK I'm coming sit sit

what I'm not showing you my list I'm not asking

for the list I got something much better for you

you see you wanna be part of the bros

yeah I wanna be part of the rose I wanna be I

you know I wanna be part of the rose tell me how to be

you're gonna come help me play right yeah right

okay so I'm gonna talk to Lauren

we're gonna talk to Lauren well

I mean we're gonna talk to Lauren huh

I'm gonna bring him in

probably a little more but yeah alright I'm so in your

face oh my God that's it talk to me fucker

she was good wasn't she that's what I heard

what are you waiting for no you like the boobs go

both of us boobs yeah

hey Lauren hey what's

going on heard you hate the Spanish

football bullshit yeah I hate it

I know it's pretty terrible huh I the worst

that's it they're all dicks it's it just sucks

yeah it's a waste of time really speaking of dicks yeah

where'd you fuck taco

excuse me no it's cool it's cool yeah

that's great I was just thinking we were thinking

together as one that maybe you'd want to fuck us

yeah we're better than taco OK

oh wait I'm I'm confused well no no it's cool like

like I said it's like we're all like Eskimo brothers so

and I really wanna get in on the Eskimo Brothers thing

there

there she's been looking and dying to get inducted

and think about that you get to it's important

bring her in what is with this whole Eskimo brothers

you guys are like obsessed

it's all part of the team yeah yeah so we like guys

but I haven't been accepted in the group

yet so it would really help me like a lot if you could just let me

and also think about it he drove

you here and you're all dressed up real nice and now he's just ignoring you so why not

get even better revenge by sneaking off and

having a bunch of the orgasm

she's amazing this whole thing is just like

yeah what do you think you're about to say uh huh

come on

OK

your boobs are like phenomenal you need to be

and I'm like

it's kind of awesome yeah

sure you're done yeah let's go let's go let's go

so anyway um you met my boy Brad over there right

yeah can you do me a favor

I can't tell you why but can you just go distract

him for me sure alright

I can't believe you wore your shoulder pads

as yeah lucky pads I told you

are you picking the right names I'm trying

and Bobby keeps taking

all of my picks like one turn before me

well

that trophy is gonna look really good in our house this year

hey I like your pads they look really protective

see babe told you sexy pads

uh hi hey I'm Jasmine uh hi bro

hey um honey I think I'm gonna go um

distract Bobby over there okay

that's a good idea we can use that you bet

so who are you picking over here

I'm looking at running backs right now hmm

are those the guys that uh

protect the ball or I'm not sure how this works

they run the ball

okay so who are you thinking to pick for

what's this position I need a receiver right now

so see I don't know yeah hmm

man blue looks so

hot choice just got taken last round they could have

called me really wow

yeah it's such a great color it makes your eyes look

do you wear these

all the time or just you know the dress yeah yeah

yeah yeah so lucky 7 yeah senior high school

so you haven't tasted this one yet wow uh

no I have one but I need

another one so I'm trying to figure out who I won't get

and

such a big decision

yes you don't want to mess this one up

no

no it's my pick right now I'm trying to figure out the last one right now

you know like I don't know like I'm gonna

pick the first one

you know like I'm

gonna

pick the first one I don't know this one that's my one

just his name

oh I think we're gonna try that Albert just just

hold on it doesn't matter let's just go to the nearest

first

yeah yeah I just got this like the super important

I was gonna get big bro

see your intuition that's all I can say

just call the first one

wow have you been working out

that you're the second person to ask me that in the

last couple of days

because your arms have just gotten so big

your biceps are so

strong yeah

that's the most serious day of the week yeah hold on

hold on hold on

hmm how much time do I do I have this round uh

no 10 15 seconds left um

somebody told me that this um dress makes my eyes look

really

blue what do you think did it make my eyes look really

blue eight

seven yeah six

yeah oh look you got 30 seconds man you're out of time

shit um okay okay uh uh uh

Darby

Darby yeah

not really cool under pressure are you

what Darby great choice wait what

what did I pick Darby great choice

no

no I need a do over I I didn't

get your time's up though

sorry we're moving on who's next oops Ryan's up next

maybe a tackle trade for kicker

where's Ryan it's his turn uh Ryan you're up wow

I love being part of the boys I know

being part of the boys is the best

oh haha

oh

haha

you went white all the way haha

she's a classy lady

I know that's why we like that's why we

brought her the big bathroom

haha

oh my God oh

it's gotta be uncomfortable it's so uncomfortable

don't worry I'll put it up to you

he's doing a good job back there yeah he's definitely

getting off

oh yeah

I'm definitely a team effort hahaha

I wanna try

hmm hmm

oh yeah

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh that's good

hmm hmm

let me just uh team up with her right yeah

oh yeah oh yeah

hmm it's so good

haha

I mean since we're doing team effort yeah definitely

hmm

ah ah

yeah

ah ah ah

yeah

oh fuck hmm

maybe you do this part I don't have a hmm

oh

oh I feel so good

oh yes

oh go team go team

yeah you're in the spirit

that's right oh yes

oh my God yes

oh yeah right there right there right there

oh fuck you oh oh my God

oh oh

that's it

we should have brought you in sooner

oh fuck yes

oh

oh my God oh my God

oh

fuck

oh my God

oh my God what are you guys doing we wanted in

we're all basketball brothers now triple yay

basketball brothers yeah

hold on we can't

just let you guys have fun why don't you guys have fun out in the living room

are we are we having it's draft day

are you suggesting a drafty orgy I suggest we all

become Eskimo brothers that's what I'm suggesting

hell yeah fuck yeah go team

are you guys some like weird sex cult

we're all league

it's the league that's all that it is we're

also let's go let's do it

we have Kool Aid later if you'd like

I don't need any Kool Aid I'm good

so you guys decided just to fuck without us huh look

it's it's

yeah we did we did

I still run on the couch come on over guys

yeah jeez slowly while you forget it

yeah so haha

I guess let's start the real league huh

yeah yeah you guys want to start the real league yeah

absolutely alright well

we'll go on with your names in the hat thing what do you think

let the girls let the girls have a draft here

let's see

that's my husband

you have to draw again if it's your husband okay Bobby

okay listen drop them oh wait no hold on

Jasmine

you're paying for all this right

oh I got Taco you brought him he can't

you guys suck at this

so

Alex I guess that leaves you with a taco huh oh

you want a taco oh God I need a taco you need a taco

alright taco what about me

I'm sure somebody

will work their way around it'll be fine

Andre it'll be fine

look you have a hot wife don't complain

oh I don't want to eat it oh you need a taco

oh my God

I'm here

oh it feels so good

do that thing you do babe

huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

oh shit ah hahaha

oh ah

yes

yes yes

oh oh yes mmm

oh yeah mmm oh yes this is so good oh yes oh my fucking

oh yes oh my God yes oh yes oh my God yes

holy shit oh God

oh God

yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah

oh yeah

I see your

wife so I'm gonna hold your hair for you babe

no I'll be right back

come on I want to find some

yeah do that thing you do with your tongue yeah

haha yeah do that thing you do with your tongue

oh wow oh my God

oh my God

oh God that's so good oh

oh my fucking love that oh my God

all the way down there yeah

jeez yeah

fuck yeah

oh fuck fuck yeah yeah

oh shit

are you seriously fucking her with your pads on

what the fuck

I told you I might have something to score in these

you're not interfering

oh shit that's

hot

yeah look at that ass

Alex we had no idea you had that ass under there girl

that's because you don't pay attention to anything

hmm hmm ha ha ah pop pop pop

hmm hmm

oh fuck yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

oh you

should've let me be one of the boys sooner mm hmm

oh my God

oh Jesus

I was sleeping on Warren but you're sleeping on me

oh my God this is so fucking good

oh my God holy shit Alex

hey Lauren hey

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

oh yes

oh fuck yeah

oh

my God

oh fuck

you wanna get in there

now get in here hahaha

oh my God

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah yeah yeah

oh yeah

yes yes yes

oh no hahaha oh my God hahaha

oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck oh my God oh my God oh my God

who needs hair

hahaha chip

hahaha oh fuck hahaha oh fuck hahaha oh fuck hahaha

oh fuck hahaha

oh

my God

oh that's fucking amazing right there

don't sit on my face

oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha

oh

hahaha

oh

hahaha

ah ah ah ah ah

Andre your wife's awakening something

that's the best draft ever oh fuck

yeah yeah have a snack I'm coming down baby

oh

thank you so much hold on I can pull it if you want

oh you have it

oh

oh oh fine yes yes yes

right there she's oh my God oh my God

oh yeah yeah oh oh yes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

break out your name

what is your last name

absolutely amazing you're twins no

he just signed the year

so we'll see how he does

this is super cool I think I'm I'm gonna go

what are you thinking Alex what why did you

is that your shoe no who are you picking I'm just

texting or something I don't know I'm not I'm not

the worst liar ever sacko again

that's a good thing to be

sacko again I don't wanna be a good liar poker face

I don't play I

can already tell exactly what you're picking right now

you don't know you can't

pick based on the people you do not know my pick

unless unless somebody's taking my pick no one unless

she picks she got last place last she's gonna

get last place again

you know what you know what am I telling lies

you know what

did you actually

study this year or are you going based off of the mask

how many players like

did you even study for this rap you just

they're not working

they're not working I'm gonna win win

cause last season they're all gonna see

you ran out of time they're all gonna see

you ran out of time on pics last season

I have been practicing with a new technique

I got this I'm not gonna get distracted this year no

matter what

happens technique called last place just Sacco

look I uh I actually see

your Jersey was in the back oh does it say Sacco

you're gonna eat that you're gonna eat your words

you're gonna eat your words and you know what

I've been practicing

I even got a I even got Oliver to practice with me so

I'm gonna he doesn't even like this stuff

but I got that where is he

at home he just he's not gonna have fun here

so you're gonna probably doesn't even care about him

no OK he doesn't have to care I care it's OK

you know this is my thing

he has his thing you know like the

romantic couple activities and shit sure he has that

I have this OK so but but

this is the nice man's house

bro what time we kicking this thing off man

now where is it are we ready we should be how

are we picking this here we got

we got a hat we're doing names

out of a hat you gotta be shitting me a hat yeah

where's Taco

right he would be the one who's

supposed to go first and he's not here so we're picking and fuck him he can go like last

as this one as

last year's winner I say we

pick without him no we gotta wait for everybody

that's not fair come on guys he's not here he goes last

that's fair yep okay but the head thing hey last year's

last one you

you really want to make sure you have that opportunity to go last

again haha

we just think now get taco out of the way look

Ryan the important thing is you wouldn't be last

it's guaranteed you're not gonna have a head

well that's what I already asked but

you guys never you guys never let up huh no no

you wanna hang with the boys I do I do

and is win me over like the show like

it's crazy hey I don't

know you don't want to hear but I

do hey I just I'm looking at that trophy and

I'm so excited you're not a team player

Andre you know if you want last year

I think we should just pick

I think we should just pick alright

let Andre pick first name first name alright first

name this is the leader it's gonna be my home

baby my home alright first pick in the draft

oh fuck you guys wouldn't believe it what Taco Taco

where is Taco he's coming what's going on I have

no clue I called him an hour

ago and told him we were ready for him

where the hell is Taco

oh hey guys what are y'all doing here Taco Taco

dude come on man where you

been man what the hell what's up guys it's draft day

come on oh yeah I knew that uh uh

so this is my this is my special friend

Jasmine guys hi Jasmine

alright so uh yeah what so what are we doing

taco draft now

uh you're up dude you have first pick

okay Jasmine let me appease the uh tyrants

real quick and then uh yeah

we'll mingle a little bit come on

whatever just pick

something alright so how do we do this guys

how do we do this

what the fuck how do we do this this is your first year

again

uh

alright

am I pick am I picking my my team your first pick

your first pick alright which ones are the kickers

you're holding them are these

those are the kickers okay so I'll take these now

Taco are you fucking kidding me you did this last year

yeah and I had like what 14 kickers that's fine

but you have to pick them one at a time

oh then you get your first pick I'll take this one

OK great put it up

OK Jesus Christ what are you fucking doing

where do I put it no idea under your name where

Team 2 is you

you picked a kicker with that I just put that picture

of a fucking taco okay yeah the letters

are too hard it's yeah the reading thing is difficult

so do I get to do my second one now no so no

I mean if you're gonna get first pick I'll definitely

take the soft sloppy seconds with kickers

no I want the kickers

you want your kicker

yeah whatever it takes to get get your kicker tacos

they look familiar to you I was literally thinking

I don't think we should let him have all the kicker

like I know I've seen

it from somewhere I just don't know where it's

from yeah it's like right at the back you got Hopkins

no fucking way I don't know who that is no fucking

way hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

you know her hmm hmm hmm

she's a stripper she's a stripper so hey

when does my season start she's a stripper are these

football going on

it's already started hold on hold on hold on Taco

you brought a stripper to draft day no no no no no

an exotic dancer

stripper escort stripper what what oh my God what

a companion classic taco oh my God taco

you you brought a prostitute to

draft it oh my God a companion dude

a wonderful woman with hopes and dreams oh my God yeah

are you helping her pay her way through college

okay so like what how did that all work

well you remember the the girl I brought to

Christmas last year look she is a tall

yeah yeah she was too

you couldn't just meet a regular girl

they are regular girls

what are you guys talking about oh my God taco

oh my God you know this is where you spend your money

no I spend my money starting the corporation

the notary

business wasn't working out so I I started the tacos

truck okay tacos truck yeah

but go taco baby yeah I'm I parked the truck out

everyone loves tacos so

we're changing your team name now from tacos

team to kickers and prostitutes that's gonna be it

hahaha oh God hahaha

is that gonna be the new name of your taco truck

that's would be a good one

kickers and escorts I don't know

that's classy end of the alley last year

E B d b taco truck

E d E exotic dancers and escorts perfect

OK yeah I don't think you want to name it E d E E d E

it's on dancers and escorts

yeah tacos and hookers

Andre and I are Eskimo brothers now what

what the what what

I fucked his wife when yeah we're Eskimo brothers now

last week

he broke into my house and 3 days ago and 3 days ago

bathroom window again bathroom window bathroom window

tacos entrance

that is his typical taco yeah taco entrance

you break it uh he broke it uh

but he promised to pay with his winnings if he wins

the yeah

seriously alright so

is she good no she's great what the hell

happened to her

yeah she just did you know upstairs in the fuck

so you know so we did

you know now I'm just out running errands and

I mean slipped it in her ass I

wanted to do what you got

figured I'm walking in with a hooker I've been here

twice now and Good Connection is another man

what is life man

you know you just gotta go with the role you know

I want to be

part of this Eskimo club triple Eskimos you're at the

Eskimo club I know but you want me to be triple Eskimos

triple Eskimos so

you just gotta fuck her too obviously

yeah you fuck her I'll fuck your your wife

you'll put a pin on that and get back to that later

OK but yeah you know let's just you know

rub our wieners in the same place and that you know

I'm putting together a database of all the the holes

you know the bros and I put our

our dicks in this is gonna be a much better I'm

just drafting what we're working on right now

yeah it's just it's pretty expensive

roses are red violets are blue I haven't

crossed that triple s status with anybody

you wanna be my first

yeah we should definitely get on that hell

yeah that'll be a threat you can't you can't cross

yeah she'll

I'll whisper to her she'll be waiting for you OK

I know she's game because fuck Andre right

ha ha

I'm here to fuck up the door

tough laundry man fucking guys

you know that guy Roxanne with his cousin

uh Raffy I think we should get him to replace

tough luck next year yeah I think it's very important

I mean I should be smart if you're really old

he brings he brings the good ones around

you know what I told I

told the old switcharoo up you know

she was not you know into the animal

but you know I put it in there anyway and she just

keep going so she was into it

it was that it was like no no no but yes

so

but uh but yeah

so anyways so we'll probably get back to the game

yeah finish our draft yeah

we're gonna have to get this going

Yo Alex come here what come here OK I'm coming sit sit

what I'm not showing you my list I'm not asking

for the list I got something much better for you

you said you wanna be part of the girls

yeah I wanna be part of the bros I wanna be I

you know I wanna be part of tell me how to be

you're gonna come help tell me how to play right

yeah right

okay so I I'm gonna talk to Lauren

we're gonna talk to Lauren well

I mean we're gonna talk to Lauren huh

I'm gonna bring men

I'll be a little more but yeah

alright I'm so in you're a freak oh my God that's

so funny

she was good wasn't she that's what I heard

what are you waiting for you like the boobs go

both of us boobs yeah

hey Lauren hey Lauren hey what's

going on heard you hate the Spanish

football bullshit yeah I hate it I

know it's pretty terrible huh I'm the worst at it

that's it they're all dicks it's it just sucks

yeah yeah it's a waste of time really

speaking of dicks yeah

where'd you fuck taco

excuse me oh it's cool it's cool

yeah that's great I was just thinking we were thinking

together as one that maybe you'd want to fuck us

yeah we're better than taco okay

oh wait I'm I'm confused well no it's cool like

like I said it's like we're all like Eskimo brothers so

and I really want to get in on the Eskimo Brothers

thing there

there she's been looking and dying to get inducted

and think about that it's important bring her in

what is with this whole Eskimo brothers

you guys are like obsessed

it's all part of the team

yeah yeah so we like fantasy football and being is but

I haven't been accepted in the group

yet so it would really help me like a lot if you could just let me

and also think about it he drew you here and you're all dressed up real nice and now he's just ignoring you so why not get

even better revenge by sneaking off and

having a bunch of orgasms

I heard she's amazing this whole thing is just insane

yeah what do you think you're about to prostitute

uh huh come on

OK

your boobs are like phenomenal you need to be

and they're like

it's kind of awesome yeah

sure you're done yeah let's go let's go let's go

so anyway um

you met my boy Brad over there right

yeah can you do me a favor

I can't tell you why but can you just

go distract him for me sure alright

I can't believe you wore your shoulder pads

as yeah lucky pads I told you

are you picking the right names I'm trying

and Bobby keeps taking

all of my pics like one turn before me

well

that trophy is gonna look really good in our house this year

hey I like your pads they look really protective

see babe told you sexy pads

uh hi hey I'm Jasmine uh hi I'm Rob

hey um hon I think I'm gonna go um

distract Bobby over there OK

that's a good idea we can use that you bet

so who are you picking over here

looking at running backs right now hmm

are those the guys that uh

protect the ball or not sure how this works

they run the ball

hmm okay so who are you thinking to pick for

what's this position I need a receiver right now

so I don't know yeah hmm

man blue looks so gorgeous just got taken

last round you could have gotten it really

wow yeah it's such a great color it makes your eyes

look you wear this

all the time or just you know the dress yeah yeah

yeah yeah so lucky receiver yeah senior high school

you haven't dressed in this one yet wow

I don't know I have one but I need

another one so I'm trying to figure out who I won't get and

uh such a big decision yes

no no it's my pick

right now I'm trying to figure out the last one right now

you know like I don't know like you know like I pick

multiple choice you just pick the first one I don't

know and this one that's my one

oh I think we're gonna try that Albert just just

hold on it doesn't matter just go to move the rest

first

yeah yeah I just got this like the super important

I was gonna get this big bro

see your intuition that's all I have to say

just pull up the first one

wow have you been working out

that you're the second person to ask me that in

the last couple of days

cause your arms have just gotten so big

your biceps are so

strong

that's the most serious day of the week yeah

right hold on

hold on hold on it's almost

hmm how much time do I do I have this round uh

no 10 15 seconds left um

somebody told me that this um dress

makes my eyes look really

blue what do you think did it make my eyes look really

blue eight

seven yeah six

yeah oh look three seconds man you're out of time

shit um okay okay uh uh uh

Darby

daddy yeah

not really cool under pressure are you

what Darby great choice wait what

what did I pick Darby great choice

no

no I need a do over I I've

been digging our time's up though

sorry we're moving on who's next oops Ryan's up next

maybe a taco trade for kicker

where's Ryan it's his turn

Ryan you're up wow

I love being part of the boys

being part of the boys is the best

oh haha

oh oh

haha

you went white all the way haha

she's a classy lady

I know that's why we like that's why

we brought her to the big bathroom

haha

it's gotta be uncomfortable it's so uncomfortable

don't worry I'll put up to you

he's doing a good job back there yeah he's definitely

getting off

oh yeah

I'm definitely a team effort haha

hmm I wanna try

hmm

hmm hmm

oh yeah

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh that's good

hmm hmm

let me just a team effort right yeah

oh yeah

oh

hmm it's so good haha

since we're doing team effort yeah definitely hmm

ah ah ah ah ah

ah

oh fuck hmm

maybe you do this part I don't have that many hmm

oh

oh I feel so good

oh yes

oh go team go team

now you're in the spirit

oh yes yes oh oh

oh my God yes

oh yeah right there right there right there

oh fuck you oh so bad

oh oh

that's it

we should have brought you in sooner

oh fuck yes

oh

oh fuck oh my God oh my God

oh

fuck

oh my God

oh my God what are you guys doing we wanted in

we're all basketball brothers now triple yay

basketball brothers yeah

hold on we can't

just let you guys have fun why don't you guys have fun out in the living room

are we are we having it's draft day

are you suggesting a drafty orgy I suggest we all

become Eskimo brothers that's what I'm suggesting

hell yeah fuck yeah go team

are you guys some like weird sex cult

it's not like we're the league

it's the league that's all that it is

we're also let's go let's do it

ugh we have Kool Aid later if you'd like oh hahaha

nothing's cool in here

I don't need any Kool Aid I'm good

so you guys decided just to fuck without us so look

it's it's y'all were pretty obvious

yeah yeah we did we did I like it alright

there's still room on the couch come on over guys

yeah move it on over move it on over yeah jeez

slowly when you forget it

yeah so haha

I guess let's start the real league huh

yeah yeah you guys want to start the real league yeah

absolutely alright well

we'll go on with your names in the hat thing what do you think

let the girls let the girls have a draft here

let's see

that's my husband

you have to draw again if it's your husband okay Bobby

okay listen drop them oh wait no hold on

Jasmine alright

you're paying for all this right

oh I got Taco you brought him he can't

you guys suck at this

so uh

Alex I guess that leaves you with uh taco huh

oh you want a taco oh God I need a taco you need a

taco alright taco what about me

I'm sure somebody

will work their way around it'll be fine

Andre it'll be fine

look you have a hot wife don't complain

oh I need a taco

oh it feels so good

do that thing you do babe

huh

huh huh huh huh huh huh

huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

oh shit ah

hahaha oh shit

oh my God

oh fuck yes mmm

oh yeah mmm oh

yes this is so good oh yes oh my fucking um

oh my God

um

holy shit oh God um oh God um

yeah

oh my God

oh fuck

I see your wife I wanna hold your hair for you babe

come on

yeah do that thing you do with your tongue yeah

do that thing you do with your tongue yeah

oh wow oh my God

oh my God

oh God that's so good oh

I fucking love that oh my God

all the way down there

Jeez

fuck yeah

oh fuck fuck yes yes

oh shit

oh yes

are you seriously fucking her with your pads on

what are you talking about

I told you I might have some discord in these

you're not interfering

oh shit

that's hot

yeah look at that ass

Alex we have no idea you had that ass under there girl

that's because you don't pay attention to anything

oh fuck yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

oh

sorry Jasmine

oh yes

should have let me be one of the boys sooner uh huh

oh my God

oh Jesus

I was sleeping on Warren but you're sleeping on me

oh my God this is so fucking good

oh my God holy shit Alex

hey Lauren hey

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

oh yes

ah ah ah ah

fuck yeah

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I'm thinking Andre's quiet

you wanna get in there

now get in here

oh yeah

oh yeah yeah yeah

oh yeah back in there

oh yeah

I try it

okay

oh yeah

oh

my God

user

yes yes yes

oh yeah oh yeah

oh

yeah

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God he's put it away yes yes yes

oh fuck oh my God oh my God oh my God

who needs hair

hahaha shit

hahaha oh fuck hahaha oh fuck hahaha oh fuck hahaha

oh fuck hahaha

oh

my God

oh that's fucking amazing right there

don't sit on my face

oh hahaha

oh

hahaha

oh

hahaha

oh my God oh my God

Andrew your wife's awakening something

that was the best trap ever oh fuck

yeah

yeah have a snack I'm coming down to you he's waiting

at my face

oh

I'm sure

thank you so much hold on I can pull it if you want

you can have it

yeah oh yeah

oh yeah yes yes yes

right there

oh yes oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh my God

fuck

you

oh my God that's so

touchdown touchdown

every time I look up

every fucking time I open my eyes I love it

haha

here we go here we go

you again uh huh uh huh

ah oh this is so ah mmm hmm

ah ah oh my God

ah oh

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

hmm oh

you can press on the button oh my God

oh fuck oh you fucking me there you are

you're not supposed to come back you're supposed to

get out of here

hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha

oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh

hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha oh hahaha

oh hahaha

haha I guess

ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah

look at me that's right

I'm moving in I like you now

oh yes yes yes yes yes

oh my God oh my God oh my God I love you

all the way

ah

stop

I want your tongue in my pussy

I guess you're the time hahaha

size doesn't matter hahaha

son of a bitch make it work

you son of a bitch

if we're gonna do that you gotta get

I'm closer I don't need you I don't need you I

don't need you I don't need you

oh fuck oh fuck

oh ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah

oh my God oh my God

haha

you're talking to me uh huh

uh huh it's saying I love you leave your husband

sorry Andre

oh my God

oh my God

give me that

stay in there Christine huh huh huh huh huh huh

huh huh

huh huh huh huh huh

oh my God

I might have put something in your butt hahaha

that's okay that's good I like spit in my butt

oh my God

oh my God

oh gosh get in here oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

yes yes oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

hold on hold on hold on guys

we need to start this fucking draft

what this thing got so ruined it's not ruined we're

out of order we have no

idea who's got who what's going on

I've got a new idea you stop fucking me to say this

we gotta get this thing straight what are we here

for we have orgy after I want to establish

the draft order alright what's the draft order alright

the draft is important

the draft is very important spit it out let's get

every girl paired with the guy that drew

their name out of the hat

and the first guy to come gets the first draft

okay and if your guy wins you get the first draft pick

wait that's

not a deal so if you win I get first draft pick

no cause you're you guys are a team

you and Brad are a team yeah OK OK

OK is that a deal so partner so partner often yeah

line up OK

are we drawing your nails

no oh line up wherever you were with

whoever you were with

on your knees

move down I'm gonna move this thing out of the way here

okay hahaha look at this mess hahaha

I am not cleaning this up

I am terrible at cleaning you don't want it okay

look down here girl

oh hey guys what did I miss

hmm hmm hmm hmm

come on baby OK

yeah get us our first dance pick come on yeah

that's right that's cheating

yes that's my baby right there

yes yes yes take it Woohoo

we're gonna have a first craft cake haha

oh my

God

haha

if I can't have 1st draft at least I can have

1st draft come

ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

every drop

that's it no holding up

hmm haha haha

haha haha

oh yeah oh Lord

oh fuck you guys ready for one more yeah oh oh oh oh

holy fuck

oh oh fuck oh fuck

oh fuck

mmm

come here come here come here

oh my God so much give some of that back