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My lovely wife is busy prepping dinner today as usual.

My wife never takes an easy way out when cooking.

Isn't it over the top?

Why?

This is what happens when you're in love.

[Shotgun Love]

It's hot. Hot. Eat slowly.

- That's right. - Slowly.

Say "ah."

Is it good?

How did you like it?

How about having some sunji pork on your dinner table tonight?

This is it for us.

Thank you for joining us.

Cut. Okay.

- Thank you. - Good work!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Good job.

- Thank you. - PD Park, good job.

- We made our order target 94%. - It was awesome.

How can you eat everything so well?

- You cast them well. - Thank you.

Your shoelace is loose. Come here.

- Good job. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Here you go.

Here. Thank you.

Good job.

Let me see.

Hey... She's so attractive.

We should marry women like her.

You should've chewed thoroughly.

Gosh, I can't see clearly.

Hey, do this.

- Me? - Yeah.

My gosh.

Let me see. Geez.

I asked you to poke her with a pin, but you're investigating her hand.

Do you suffer from hand tremors already? You're still young.

My gosh.

When you date men, avoid ones with hand tremors.

He won't make it to his 40's and have a stroke.

I don't have tremors.

I'm cold, so I'm shivering.

How can you call now and say you can't make it?

Hel... Hel... Hello?

Bro, I'll get going first.

I have to do one more on salted mackerels.

Oh, yeah! Do this taping for mackerels before you go.

- My male actor can't make it. - No, not mackerels.

I'm allergic to mackerels. My face will be a mess.

Geez, this is bad. PD Park will throw a shitshow.

This is bad.

Isn't she really hot?

She keeps that figure, yet she ate meat earlier, and she'll work on mackerels again.

- So neat. - What time do you start on mackerels?

Are you starting right away? I'll do it.

- You said you're allergic to mackerels. - It's okay. I can hold it.

- How do you hold back your allergy? - It's okay. I can hold it.

I can hold it.

I even hold my diarrhea and have constipation.

I can hold it. We're going right in, right? Where do I go?

Right. Hey, hey, hey.

You won't find this combination ever again.

Yes, that's right. Everyone, don't be shocked.

If you order during our show,

we'll give you ten more packages.

Are you saying they receive 40 packages?

Could you even eat all this?

It's all vacuum sealed like this.

- You can leave it in the refrigerator and enjoy it. - Yes.

Aren't these salted mackerels large in size?

They're big with lots of meat on them.

It has so much meat on them that

Mothers even ask me if they're called the "Yankee mackerels."

These are from Korea.

"Yankee mackerels"? So witty.

Because they're so hearty.

- Please give us a call now. - Yes.

Say "ah..."

What's wrong with him? What happened to his face?

Turn on the #2 camera. Hurry!

Hey, show host! Show host!

Yes, everyone...

Our salted Ahndong mackerels are so delicious that

our model has heat rashes on his face.

- That's right. That's how delicious it is. - Yes, that's right.

It can happen when you have lots of endorphins.

Please use our automatic order number.

And...

- 2,000 won! - Be sure to press for your discount.

Yes, please order now.

Please order right away.

Those uncles never want to give me my change when we come into the alley.

So itchy.

Myungboo.

What's wrong with your face? Do you have chickenpox?

Don't make me talk. Everything is annoying today.

Why did you call me out?

Well... Myungboo.

Myungboo...

No, I can't.

What do you mean you can't? You haven't even heard me out. What?

You want me to lend you money again.

If I can't pay you back this month, I'll cut my finger.

Then go and cut it off first.

At the kitchen.

Myungboo, why are you saying that?

Myungboo, Myungboo, Myungboo...

I'll be good...

Come on.

It's raining. The weather report is accurate.

Bye.

Hey, Sangyeol.

Can you walk me to the subway station?

Geez, it's just a drizzle. You can just run.

Anyway, I can't understand you at all.

If I caught you, I'd...

Geez.

Why are you grossing me out?

You keep pushing me out. Only you're covering yourself.

When did I push you? When did I only cover myself?

You can't say that. Geez, what's this stench?

Geez, seriously!

When did you wash your hair?

I'm supposed to wash it tomorrow. You lose hair if you wash too often.

Man, other people will lose their nose while you're trying to save your hair!

How can you be so inconsiderate of others?

Geez, this is how bad rich guys are.

Hey, why are you shivering?

- Myungboo. - Huh?

- You go ahead. - Why?

It's still a while to reach the subway station.

Take a taxi.

What's going on?

So cold...

I don't have any money.

Why don't you have any?

I lent everything to you earlier.

You're hopeless. How can you lend everything to me?

So why do you carry only 30,000 won in your wallet?

Geez, this guy...

I need it tomorrow. So pay me back by tomorrow.

Hurry up and go.

Oh, yeah! That's right.

I almost forgot to buy some bread.

Gosh, I should get some.

Oh? Aigoo, hello.

I almost passed you by.

Why are you standing here?

Oh, you're avoiding the rain.

Why is it raining out of the blue?

How far are you going?

To the subway station.

Should I walk you to the subway station?

Oh, my.

Why are you doing this to me?

What are you doing right now?

Use the umbrella.

Well, when I share an umbrella,

I tend to be considerate of the other person.

I noticed earlier with your friend that you were hogging the umbrella.

That's because that friend is more considerate than me.

What are you doing tonight?

Aren't you hungry?

You didn't even eat dinner.

I don't feel good these days.

I get stomachaches often.

It's your eating habit.

You have to force yourself to eat all the time.

Do you want to take a break from work?

Will you take care of me?

Don't you think I could?

What are you talking about?

Hello.

Soyeon.

Hi.

Please have some of this.

- Well, I... - Isn't your hand like that?

You must have indigestion again.

Wait!

Buy good indigestion medicine, Gicheol.

Enjoy.

Sorry to keep ordering you around.

It's okay.

You're so kind.

Thank you.

You're so nice, Honey.

Are you like that with everyone?

When am I nice?

When did you get so close to the owner's daughter?

What do you mean close?

- Because she's the owner's daughter... - I see, if she's the owner's daughter...

she's allowed to touch another woman's man, huh?

All right. It's my fault.

Let's stop and enjoy the meal. Please?

- Please? - I'm...

I'm pregnant.

Over here...

If you look here,

this is the problem.

Both of them...

look pretty serious.

Is it cancer?

It's not that.

If you have surgery this time around,

you may never have another baby.

Excuse me?

It's a miracle that you even got pregnant this time around.

Let's find out the details through the exam.

- How old are you? - Five years old.

Hey, what are you doing over there?

Don't bother the lady. Come here. Come.

Stay here.

It's okay.

How far are you?

Seven weeks.

Then you must've heard the baby's heartbeat.

The heartbeat?

Can you hear that already?

Of course. I heard my kids' heartbeat at six weeks.

Be sure to hear it. It's so mysterious.

When I think of the feeling back then,

it still makes me want to cry.

Why are you taking that out, huh?

I told you to stay put! You want to die?

Come on, seriously.

My gosh.

I'm sorry.

My kids are too rambunctious.

I don't hear anything.

I didn't turn it on yet.

I can't go through with it.

Why are you doing this?

Am I doing this for no reason?

- Why are you doing this? - We talked about this already.

We decided to abort it.

Yes, but...

after hearing our baby's heartbeat...

I just can't do it. I can't.

Geez, so frustrating.

Why are you so frustrating and dense?

Am I with another man's baby?

- How can you say that? - That's what I mean.

Why don't you get what I mean?

I don't want the child. Never.

You keep insisting on this.

Is that love?

If you keep saying this, we have to end it.

All right. Let's end it.

I'm so afraid that the baby in my tummy will be as selfish as you.

I have no lingering feelings for a child, either.

I'll do as you say.

♫ Yeah... ♫

Aigoo, you crazy bastard.

- Aigoo. - Why isn't it turning off?

Aigoo, you rotten punk.

Stop rubbing it, you rotten jerk. Aigoo...

It will burst open. Gosh, so gross!

It's not like that.

Hey, what's with these naked women then?

What do you mean naked?

They're wearing lingerie!

- I'm reviewing for my colleague. - Geez...

You lie automatically whenever you open your mouth.

My goodness! Answer the phone, man.

Who is it?

- It's a woman. - I told you not to answer my phone!

- Why do you keep answering, Mom? - Then don't leave it out, crazy punk.

Woman who? Auntie?

- This is auntie's number. - Is auntie a woman, punk?

Raise your legs. Look at you shedding.

Move. Look at all this hair!

Be quiet.

Are you shedding like an animal? Like an animal?

- Like father like son... - Just get out!

My goodness! Why does it smell so stinking sour when a human lives in here?

It smells like a rotten doggie bowl.

- Rub with this, man. - All right, get out!

- My goodness, I'm so sick of it. - Geez!

Why does it smell so stinking sour in here?

It smells like a rotten doggie bowl.

I should just move out or something.

Get out then, punk!

Hello?

Hello.

Who... Who is this?

It's me. Shin Soyeon.

Just a moment.

She heard everything!

Geez! Seriously!

She heard everything! So humiliating!

Maybe I shouldn't have called. Your mom sounded so angry.

Yeah, well...

I'm sorry about that.

Aigoo, it's okay.

Gosh.

But...

why did you ask me out tonight?

By chance, you're not interested in me or something. Right?

Yes.

But you're so pure, though.

Pu... Pu... Pure?

How am I so pure?

She's saying you're dense. Why don't you understand what she's saying?

Geez, what's wrong with this?

- Here you go again. - You know...

Let me ask you one thing.

Yes, go ahead.

A man and a woman in love have a baby together.

The woman wants to keep the baby, but the man...

He loves the woman, but...

he doesn't want the baby.

That's wrong!

He's being too selfish, in my opinion.

If someone you love says

she's pregnant and wants to keep the baby;

of course, he should let her have the baby. That's true love.

Isn't that right?

Isn't that right?

Excuse me.

Where is the ladies' room?

Oh, ladies' room?

Well, go out and keep walking,

and you'll see a parking lot.

There are lots of cars parked there. So go around the back

and just pick any car and...

Okay.

Not number two.

You can't do that.

Mister,

can't you distinguish between being dense and pure?

My goodness...

When women these days say, "You're pure,"

she means, "Hey, idiot. You can't even take it when I'm offering?" My goodness...

That's what you think, Mister.

- Geez. - I mean...

Forget it. One more soju, please.

And at times like this, be a man and drink something strong.

Something hot.

So that a woman will fall all over you.

- Something strong? - That's right.

For example, something like this. Yeah, this is great.

Andong soju.

You should drink something like this.

So that a woman could say, "Gosh, what do I do tonight?"

- She'll say that. - Give me that.

Geez! Hey, go home.

Stop being pure.

At that rate, you're incredibly pure.

I can go when she comes back.

That woman isn't coming back.

Have you seen a woman urinating for two hours?

- My goodness, my goodness. - She left?

She left because you kept saying go pee behind a truck over there.

If she liked you, she'd pee in the front and come back.

You don't think about how dumb you are, but you get mad.

My goodness, my goodness.

[Taxi]

Wait, stop! Stop!

Mister! Mister, stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Soyeon.

You said you were going to the ladies' room.

You're here.

Are you crying?

Soyeon, why...

It's freezing out here. Why are you standing here alone...

The Han River breeze is no joke.

It's freezing.

Is something the matter?

Will you hug me?

Why are you crying?

Do you want to have another drink?

I'll buy.

Well, I already drank a lot...

But I have one condition.

Let's go where there's a ladies' room.

Hello?

- Sir, it's time to check out. - Okay.

I just don't remember anything from last night.

Did I check in here alone last night?

You came in with a woman.

Why? Is there a problem?

It's personal.

We just met. How could we already...

I knew it! I knew it!

All right!

Good job.

Bro.

I'm busy.

Is Soyeon here yet?

She quit.

What did you say?

Hey, hey.

That woman over there is your new wife starting today.

She looks like she could handle eating some meat.

Her nickname is "Hippo that drinks meat."

Wait.

She quits her job just because we slept together?

I guess it would be uncomfortable to see each other.

What do you mean sleep together? With whom?

Don't be shocked.

Hippo, why do you keep eating the props?

You wouldn't believe me even if I told you.

[Soo Jeon Jeung] (Means hand tremor)

[Soo Jeon Jeung]

Hello.

Yes, hello. Hi.

It's me. Yoo Sangyeol.

A pure man, Yoo Sangyeol.

Yes?

Why did you quit your job over that?

Over what?

Last night...

Why are you doing this? So embarrassing.

What about last night?

Isn't this about us having sex last night?

What kind of crazy talk is that?

Are you going to deny it? Really?

Hey! You crazy pervert! Hang up!

What a crazy punk.

Who was that?

You don't have to know.

Soo Jeon Jeung?

Is he Chinese?

Mind your own business.

I mean...

After sleeping together,

if she denies it, does it make it not true?

Geez.

My heart is breaking.

Why is that woman doing that to me?

You must know.

I'm such a cold-hearted man.

Ever since we slept together, I can't do anything else.

My heart is beating so hard and...

Stop eating that!

Hey!

Are you listening to me?

Speak. I'm listening.

I'm the one who is pathetic for saying all this to you.

Do you like whelks?

No, I can't eat that. It grosses me out.

Really? Mister, one order of whelks, please.

Okay. Let's see...

I guess you're having a hard time with your love life?

I don't know about other things,

but ask me if you're curious about dating.

Mister, do you know anything about dating?

So you're saying...

you did it with her once,

but she keeps denying it. Right?

Yes.

That's simple.

It's simple?

That's right! That means...

you didn't do this...

very well with her. Aigoo!

It's not like that.

It's right.

Then, why don't you ask her if I'm right or not?

How can I ask her that? So embarrassing.

You could ask.

The manliness that allows you to ask something like that.

Perhaps...

that could come across as an attractive thing for the woman.

Women? There's not much to it.

They like manly men

and do this well. That's the best thing in a man.

Geez, that's what you think, Mister.

Geez, you're so frustrating.

You want to make a bet?

What should we bet on? Gouge an eye out? Great.

How about it?

Hello?

I dialed the wrong number. I'm sorry.

Sangyeol.

Yes.

Why do you keep doing this?

Please don't call me.

- I'm hanging up. - Wait, wait.

- Wait... - What?

I'm sorry, but...

I'll hang up after asking you one thing.

And I'll never call you again.

What is it?

Well... so...

Well...

Was I not good?

You didn't do anything wrong.

No, that's not what I mean.

Was I...

not good that night?

I said you didn't do anything wrong.

Yes, so...

That's not...

- What then? - Was I...

you know...

Was I not that good at sex?

What?

That's not it.

- Someone told me to ask you. - My gosh.

What a dirty moron.

Hey! Wake up, you crazy punk!

- Oh, my! - That's not it...

I don't ask stuff like that. Hello?

Hello? Hel...

I'm screwed.

I should gouge his other eye.

- Just set it, you just go for it. - Shit...

Die!

Hey, why does that idiot keep insisting that you did it when you didn't?

I know.

He was drunk, and I dropped him off at a motel.

He stripped naked as soon as we walked in.

And he fell asleep.

Then you must've seen his thing?

Yeah.

- Was it big? - No.

It's small.

Shit. How small?

Very small.

How very small?

- Why do you ask that? - Gosh, between us.

- Whatever. - Hey.

Maybe rather than that... wait.

Smaller than that?

About this long?

- Something like that. - Oh, my.

Fuck. That's a veggie stick. Not a man's...

Gosh, I feel sorry for him.

Just cut him off.

Of course, I did.

How about the baby?

Did you?

No. I'll keep it.

So, you'll keep the baby and raise him alone?

Why?

Can't I?

Crazy bitch.

People in our country still think that unwed mothers are criminals.

Will you live your whole life getting that kind of treatment?

Would you say that even if it's the only child you can have?

Geez, it's fucking complicated.

Don't speak so quickly just because it's not your business.

I'm sorry I was so quick to speak.

But I'm thinking of you, girl.

And girl, do you want to live just like your mom?

She struggled to raise you alone without a husband.

If she finds out you'll live just like that, she'll cry bloody tears, bitch.

Gosh, stop it! My ears hurt.

I was nice and adored you. Don't you have ears?

Why don't you get what I mean?

Gosh.

Who is this?

Who is it?

Hand Tremor.

Wait a minute. Hey.

That moron keeps insisting that he slept with you?

Yeah.

Then tell him it's his. That'd solve it.

Crazy bitch.

You want me to live with someone I don't even love because of the baby?

If you can't stand to live together, just get divorced.

A divorcee is better than an unwed mother.

Are you crazy or what? I'm about to go nuts anyway.

Gosh, don't you know how frustrated I am for you, girl?

Gosh.

My god.

What's wrong with him? Really?

Gosh, what a hassle.

What a hassle.

Hey, leave it to me.

If you're nice to guys like this, they act up even more.

Hey, shit! Hello?

You know why, right?

When a woman turns you down, yet you keep chasing her,

don't you know it's stalking and sexual harassment?

You can get arrested for this.

If you dare call Soyeon one more time,

I'll just cut off all your fingers.

So that you can't even touch the phone.

Rather than that, just gouge his eye out.

Mister, please!

I'm sorry, but I didn't know that was so wrong...

to ask that. But...

since it's happened, I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

It's not his fault for calling me. It's my fault for making him call me.

Hey, nice comment.

Then, good.

With hearts of repentance and forgiveness,

why don't we toast?

We're okay now. Reconciled, okay? Okay?

Okay. Let's drink up. Veggie sticks!

Hey.

Let me ask you one thing.

You love her, huh?

Why ask such a thing? It's embarrassing.

Geez, fuck. Why can't you be honest and stop acting up?

Hey, sit straight.

Attention.

Attention. Sit straight.

Fuck, are you a bendy veggie stick?

You're just a snack. How dare you crouch in front of a big sis?

Just tell her honestly.

You love her, huh?

Do you?

A little bit.

What an ass. Why are you so small in everything?

No wonder your thing is small, too.

Hey, don't pick on his shortcomings.

Do you really like me?

I told you earlier already.

Since when?

During the Thanksgiving specials.

For the Korean beef variety pack.

Since then.

What do you like about me?

I'm sure you didn't feel the same way.

But whenever you made a wrap and fed it to me,

well...

I felt like we were

a real married couple.

No, it's not that I felt that way.

I felt like I was falling into such a delusion.

You, me, and a daughter.

A family like that.

I thought we would be so happy. Delusional like that.

At moments like that,

I had nothing more to envy in this world.

That's how I felt.

Isn't it funny?

I'm sorry for saying all these things.

I'm...

pregnant.

[For a fantastic cruise...]

Hello!

Hey!

This is trouble! It's trouble!

You'll faint when you hear this.

Hey, hey. PD Park is here.

You've got some nerve. How can you invite him?

I didn't invite him.

Crazy bitch.

I've heard of switching babies,

but I've never seen switching daddies.

Shut up! Someone will hear you.

Hey, besides, this was your idea.

Oh, my.

Don't accuse me, girl.

I can't believe you did what you were told.

Gosh.

You're amazing.

You got her pregnant in one shot.

There's something vital for men.

Something you can't exchange with money nor fame.

- What's that? - Power.

Power. Tireless strength.

Geez, what a joke.

With such a small dick.

Women prefer small.

Don't lie, man.

They like it big, man. Come on.

When you clean your ears,

does it feel good to use your thumb or your pinkie?

- Your pinkie. - See, punk?

The groom's friends, please come out.

We're running out of time.

We're all here.

Say, "whisky." Okay...

It's mine.

Oh, my gosh!

I heard kimchi stew is the best for morning sickness.

Don't just sit there because you don't have an appetite.

Try to eat some.

All right.

Please eat.

Wow.

How is it?

I don't feel like it.

Geez, then watch me eat.

Even though you don't have an appetite, if you watch me eat,

people say they get their appetite back.

Wow!

Did you brush your teeth?

I'll brush after I eat. Oh, hot.

You don't brush your teeth at night, either, huh?

Aren't you supposed to brush your teeth in the morning?

Must you make so much noise when you eat?

What noise?

Hot.

I'll be home right after I stop by there, Soyeon.

Hello.

You're peeling garlic.

Have a seat.

No, I have to go.

Peel three bulbs for me before you go.

- My hands are achy. - I'd like to, but...

I'll be in trouble if I'm late.

What kind of work do you do?

I'm an actor.

Act like what?

Well...

I act on TV.

A talent?

Yes.

You can be a talent with a face like that?

The bride stepped on poop.

Whoa, I think it was the best tasting meat I've ever eaten.

It melts in your mouth.

The feeling of the meat melting in your mouth.

I hope you all get to experience it yourself.

We believe in your choice, and this is it for us.

I'm the shopping host Hong Ga Young.

Thank you.

Okay, cut.

Good job.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Hey.

Is this all you can do?

If you eat with a frown, do you think the viewers would want to eat it?

Well, that's not it...

She kept giving me the meat wrap

and kept shoving it into my mouth.

I'm not a meat smasher.

I think Yoo Sangyeol is right about that.

I noticed that the lady was shoving the wrap into his mouth.

Are you this guy's spokesman?

I'm sorry.

Didn't I tell you to make sure the actors don't double-book?

He came in after eating elsewhere. No wonder he can't eat.

What a shitshow.

Ouch...

Are you okay?

You, do it right!

Did you eat at another TV station already?

Yeah.

Before the baby arrives,

you told me to work hard.

Anyway.

Ow, my nose!

My nose...

Geez, see? Of course, your nose hurts after snoring like that.

I'm craving something all of a sudden.

You do?

That's good.

What is it?

- Charcoal-grilled chicken. - Charcoal-grilled chicken?

With lots of vinegar radishes.

- Mister. - Hey.

What brings you here at this hour?

You want a drink?

No. Well...

- Do you have charcoal? - Charcoal?

That's too expensive for me to use.

That's really bad.

My wife is craving charcoal-grilled chicken.

Can't you make it with briquette?

Mister, if you make it with briquette, that's not charcoal-grilled chicken.

- Is that right? - Geez.

Does it become a briquette chicken?

Briquette chicken?

My gosh, it's delicious.

It's better than charcoal grilled.

Right?

This is on a different level compared to charcoal.

The briquette gets much hotter.

Oh, my.

Then did you grill this on a briquette?

Well, not exactly...

Why? Are you looking for something?

The radishes.

The radishes in vinegar.

I made it at the food stall place.

Why? Why aren't you eating?

I don't eat radishes to eat chicken.

I eat chicken to eat radishes.

Just eat it like this for today. It's pouring out there.

When an expectant mom...

says she's craving something, it's not the mom who wants to eat it,

but the baby in the tummy...

needs the nutrient from that food.

Geez, why say all that...

All right. I'll go. I'm leaving. I'll go and buy it.

What nutrients do radishes have?

Gosh.

It's moving. It just moved.

Whoa. Whoa, it's so neat.

Doctor, when is my baby coming out?

We still have 15 weeks left.

Didn't I tell you?

I see.

Let's see it again. Wow...

Doctor.

Is it a boy or a girl?

I can't tell you that.

Why not?

I heard other offices tell you that.

We go by the book.

I think that's a weiner.

It's a boy. That long thing is his weiner, huh?

It's the umbilical cord.

How is your constipation?

It's bad.

If you still can't go, let's do an enema.

Okay.

And...

the baby is so handsome.

Thank you.

- Take your time. - Okay.

"We go by the book."

How can she run a business like that?

People don't have babies these days.

I heard that lots of ob/gyn's are closing down.

She's so particular, and she won't tell us.

She says it's a son.

Who says?

She said he's handsome.

Oh!

Bro, you see this long thing?

Do you know what this is?

The umbilical cord.

You know right away.

I was so happy thinking that it was a weiner.

Aigoo. Hey.

How could that be? I heard the weiner size is hereditary, too.

Yeah, right. He shouldn't take after me for that.

- Did you come up with the baby's nickname? - Yeah.

Bok-thank-yi.

"Bok" as in good fortune, "Thank" as in thank you. Bok-thank-yi.

- Thank you, thank? - Yeah, look how tall his nose is.

Hey.

- What are you doing? - Hello, PD. You're here.

Aren't you getting ready for taping?

PD, look at this. It's Sangyeol's... baby's picture.

Isn't it cute?

Do you have time for this?

Did you pass out the cue sheet?

PD Jang told me not to pass it out.

Are you PD Jang's assistant or my assistant?

My apologies.

That's why you're still an assistant PD at your age.

Isn't PD Park younger than you, Bro?

He talks down to you every time. So rude.

That ass is younger than you.

Really?

Is that true?

Unbelievable.

Bro, let's talk down to him, too.

I have to make a living. I have no choice.

I can't do that even if I have to starve.

How can I be like that to a young punk...

Let me just catch him sometime.

- I'll break his legs... - Hey!

- Come! - Yes!

- Yes! - Me?

Hey, hey!

I'm getting more nervous as time passes by.

I think Sangyeol knows something,

but he seems to be pretending.

You're so nervous. What will you do?

And it means Bok-thank-yi is coming out in eight months.

No matter how innocent he is,

everyone knows a baby is born in ten months.

- Gosh. - That's right.

Gosh, why didn't we think of that?

I'm going nuts.

Hey, hey!

Just say your baby is a premie.

There are lots of babies who are born at eight months.

Would he believe that?

No. But Sangyeol would.

He's a rare kind of slow one, you know.

Who's slow? He's just innocent.

Crazy bitch.

Just because he's your hubby.

Feels so refreshing.

You're eating that again after eating so much at lunch?

Since the baby is getting big, my food portion is getting bigger, too.

Wait...

About your tummy getting bigger...

maybe it's not the baby growing...

but isn't it your poop piling?

Gosh, I'm eating.

But you know...

can we take that frame down?

I feel like he's going to pop out of the frame.

Really?

But that's supposed to protect our love

and stabilizes the flow in the house. It's a good thing.

I can take it down.

But I'm a bit sad.

Leave it then.

No, it's not that.

This is your house, too, Soyeon.

Why do you get permission from me?

Geez.

Geez.

Geez!

Yes, Soyeon?

Sangyeol...

Yes?

It's about to come out.

Is the baby coming out?

No.

Are you about to poop? Wait a minute.

Sangyeol.

Yes, I'm coming.

Hurry.

Gosh, the smell.

[Wellborn Prenatal Care]

What? What's wrong, Soyeon?

Again?

Gosh, is it poop or an anaconda?

- I can't breathe. - How is it going?

Soyeon, open the door for a minute.

- Why? - I can't breathe.

I don't want to.

I won't open the door until you flush completely.

I'm scared.

Why are you scared? I'm here pushing down your poop.

Gosh.

I think it's working.

I'll try flushing.

Good, good.

This isn't supposed to be.

Open!

Open the door, Soyeon!

No!

The anaconda crawled out.

This is bad!

I can't open it.

I can't open it. Never.

Just once.

Gosh, just go to sleep.

I'm tired.

Go to sleep.

I'm tired.

I told you to go to sleep.

I'm tired.

What are you doing right now?

What are you doing right now?

Soyeon, why aren't you sleeping?

You have to let me sleep.

You keep doing this.

How can I sleep?

We did it once before we got married, and we couldn't do it all this time.

The doctor said to be careful.

Don't you remember?

Please go to sleep.

Let's just sleep.

Gosh.

Are you worried about something?

Tell me about your worries.

Mister, you take care of yourself.

Don't sit here. Go away.

My goodness.

Something went terribly wrong today.

When you're feeling terrible like this, there's nothing else.

Have a glass of soju, and ask your wife to do it.

My goodness, that's the best.

All right.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

I mean...

Shit!

You scared me.

- Why did you call me out? - Geez, punk.

I don't have any money today. Don't even think about it.

These pants don't even have pockets.

I wore them because of you.

[Pirate ship of Carribbean]

Since I haven't done it in so long,

I feel like it's infected and is about to burst.

I'm not getting married.

Getting married is crazy.

It's not that you won't. You can't.

I'm leaving.

I thought you were leaving.

Pay back all the money you borrowed from me.

What are you doing?

Hey!

A little more.

Hey!

Sit.

Hey. Sangyeol.

Wake up.

Hey.

Hey!

Hey.

Wake up. Hurry.

Hey. Hey.

Wake up.

He's completely wasted.

Hey.

This is my revenge, man.

Wake up, man.

Wake up!

Soyeon, what are you doing? It's noisy.

Soyeon, what are you doing? It's so noisy.

Where am I?

Stay out all night? We haven't been married that long.

I was so wasted that...

Where did you sleep?

At a motel.

What?

At a motel.

What are you saying? Speak clearly.

- At a motel. - A motel?

With whom?

- Myungboo. - With Myungboo?

Nothing happened with us.

I got it. How could anything happen with Myungboo?

Gosh.

Wash up.

Go and wash up.

Geez, that moron.

I'm receiving psychological treatment these days.

This isn't it.

These days,

even when men come closer to me in the subway,

I get startled.

No matter how much I drank,

no matter how deprived I was in sex,

how can I do it with you? How can I do it with a guy?

What the heck?

And to put it bluntly... Hey...

How can I believe what you're saying?

It's not like you have proof.

Proof?

Do you see this yellow thing here?

What's this?

What do you think?

Huh?

Put it away. Hurry, put it away.

There's no use trying to deny it.

I already submitted a DNA test.

What is it you want?

Compensation from your heart.

Geez!

Hey.

[Bok-thank's mom]

Hello?

Where are you?

Sangyeol is busy doing laundry right now.

Oh! Myungboo.

Why is Sangyeol doing laundry?

Ask the sinner directly.

The sinner? What...

For coveting after me.

Myungboo, you kid around so much.

Huh? I'm not kidding.

Oh, Myungboo, come over to our house some time.

I'll come over today then.

Today? Today is a bit...

- Next time... - Okay.

- What? - Great.

Great? Wait...

Gosh, this is scary.

He looks like a red balloon.

Soyeon, don't you worry.

This is a lump of highly elastic collagen.

It won't burst.

If you're done, go home.

Hey, hey, Myungboo...

Hey! Shit!

Don't be so possessive!

What do you mean by that?

Possessive?

No, no. He rambles on like that whenever he drinks.

Bathroom break.

You want to die?

Why?

You scared?

Why did you do something that makes you so scared then?

Hey.

Go easy on me this one time.

Please let me live.

Hurry up and go home.

What?

What in the world?

What are you doing here, you crazy bastard!

I couldn't sleep on the couch because my back hurt so much.

You know I have a disc problem. #3 and #4 discs.

So what do you want me to do about it, asshole?

I'll sleep on the bed.

I'll sleep quietly here.

Why would you sleep here? Get out.

Soyeon, go back to sleep.

- Crazy bastard! - No...

Get out.

I'm going to sleep.

Sangyeol, you two sleep here.

I'll go to the couch.

Why would I sleep here with him?

Then, do you want me to sleep here with Myungboo?

Yeah, I don't think that's right, either.

Geez.

Soyeon, that's not it...

I'm sick of this.

I'll take him outside and sleep.

Turn off the light. Let's go to sleep.

Son of a bitch!

Sleep, you SOB.

It hurts.

[Bok-thank-yi Diary]

[Bok, Thank]

[Briquette chicken]

[Bok-thank-yi's food]

[Bok-thank-yi's family portrait]

[Bok-thank-yi's family portrait]

[Footprints]

[Mommy, daddy, and Bok-thank-yi have similar feet]

[Bok-thank-yi's top five to-dos with daddy]

[Play soccer]

[Yoo Sangyeol and Shin Soyeon's collaboration]

[Preparing to become a daddy]

Did you slap something with your face?

Your entire face is bruised bloody red.

Why did you ask me to come?

How did I get sucked into such a dense moron?

Geez!

Why does he always wear white underwear like this?

Where do they even sell these? Look how wide the waistband is.

Geez. Fuck!

That dunce! He's using me!

- Not me. - What?

Oh, it's nothing.

Soyeon, why aren't you sleeping?

Just because.

I can't sleep.

Why not?

Is something the matter?

Why?

Well...

the house feels different today.

Our portrait is hanging on the wall, too.

Did you see the flowers?

Flowers?

That's why it smells so nice in the house.

You even bought some flowers?

There's no place like home.

Soyeon...

Soyeon, what are you doing? You're not even feeling that well.

It's okay.

- I wanted to cook today. - Geez...

Why are you doing something you never do? You're making me nervous.

I can't eat breakfast anymore since I never ate it.

- Come out. I'll do it later. - Oh, no.

Wow!

Look at it steaming.

Gosh.

Wow! It's a killer! Awesome!

It's not good, huh?

No, it's really good. I had no idea it'd be this good.

Wow, look at it steaming.

Isn't it salty?

No, it's not salty. Not salty at all.

It's perfect.

It's the real thing when you perfect your dish with seasoning.

You can't put all kinds of things in it. You have to season it well. Wow!

I'm not feeling well.

I'll go in and lie down.

- You should eat first. - Later.

Eat.

Geez.

This is so good.

Wow.

Hello.

You're expecting a son?

Yes.

When is the due date?

Yes, we have eight weeks left.

Eight weeks.

He's younger than me, yet he talks down at me.

Are you coming home early?

Should we go to the food stall? It's been a while.

We can eat briquette chicken, too.

What do you mean?

That uncle likes you, Sangyeol.

Okay.

See you later then.

Okay.

Get in.

Do you want all your neighbors to find out?

Why are you doing this?

You know better.

Know what?

It's my baby, right?

Are you crazy?

How would you explain the baby being born in eight months?

That's... That's because he's a preemie.

Is there a hospital that predetermines a preemie?

It's worthy of a Nobel Prize.

Why are you home now? Where did you go?

Why are you out here?

You told me to come home early.

But you weren't home, and your phone was turned off.

Did you buy something for Bok-thank-yi?

Whoa, the wrapping is so pretty.

Did you wait long?

No, just about two hours.

Why are you so dense?

I came out because I felt stuffy.

To get some fresh air.

You don't look so good.

Are you feeling sick?

I'm just a little dizzy.

Isn't that pregnancy anemia?

I heard pregnancy anemia is very dangerous.

No, it's not.

Did you eat?

The food isn't important...

Anemia during pregnancy is dangerous.

My friend, Byunggook's wife.

- She got cured after taking this. - I see.

- She's going strong. - I should get her this.

This is really...

- Hello. - Hi.

What's that?

It's nothing important.

His wife is a bit sick.

I heard deer blood is good for pregnancy anemia, so...

- he got it for me. - Hey.

Who feeds stuff like this to an expectant mother?

What if something happens to the baby? Will you take responsibility?

No. Don't give it to her. Never.

See me after.

Don't you feed it to her!

What a crazy bastard!

Why is he overreacting? Is it his baby?

Do you know why I called for you?

I'm sorry.

I won't do it again.

Won't do what?

Eating and...

double-booking my schedule...

Do you think I called you about that?

It's not about that?

I got nervous for nothing then.

I thought you called me about that.

Then, what is it about?

This is delicious.

Why did you ask to see me, PD?

I would be so baffled if I were in your shoes.

But it can't be helped.

I'm the dad.

If that's your baby, how could the baby be born in eight months?

Sangyeol.

What happened? I was so worried.

When did you ever worry about me?

Why aren't you eating more?

I don't have an appetite.

Sangyeol,

I have something to say.

I have something to say as well.

- Well... - Can I say it first?

Go ahead.

I love someone else.

What?

But it's a man.

I'm with Myungboo.

What kind of weird joke is that?

It's not a joke.

All this time, I wanted to live like other people.

I was using you, Soyeon.

But I want to stop now.

Loving someone else,

yet to live pretending to love you...

I feel so bad.

I can't do it.

- Let's divorce. - Sangyeol.

I'm like that.

I use people any way I want to,

and I don't even love you, Soyeon.

On top of that, I won't make a good dad.

Why are you doing this to me?

Whatever you say, Soyeon, I've made up my mind.

Don't look for me anymore.

Go on your way and be happy.

Why does the talent look so drained?

Here.

Eat this.

Isn't it sweet?

Stay strong.

He hasn't called at all?

No.

Are you really finished with Sangyeol?

- Come on, speak, girl! - Myungsook...

I want to stop worrying about you, too.

So, what are you going to do with PD Park?

Did he ask you to have the baby and get married?

I need some time.

Time? What kind of time? You're having a baby soon. What time?

What are you going to do?

After you left me like that, I really had a hard time.

I was so confused back then.

I was too afraid of becoming a dad.

Soyeon.

Please forgive me.

For our baby's sake, let's start over.

The customer can't answer the call right now.

I heard this is excellent for pregnancy anemia.

Please don't misunderstand.

But that's supposed to protect our love.

It's a good thing.

I can take it down.

[Shin Soyeon, Yoo Sangyeol]

It's exactly the same, huh?

Stay here alone for now.

Isn't this Jang Myungboo's house?

What the heck is that about?

What... What's up?

At this late hour?

What's with your outfit?

Gosh, so refreshing.

Who is this?

Oh... yeah...

Veronica, did you finish your shower?

- I asked who this is! - Yeah...

- A friend. - A friend?

What kind of friend?

A classmate. From middle school.

He's married.

- What's that? - What?

"That"?

It's brutal. So brutal.

Looks delicious.

All right.

It's ready. Okay, here.

Enjoy.

How about me?

Make it yourself and shove it.

Do you want more, Honey?

- This is a lot as is. - Eat more.

Why don't you give some to Sangyeol?

It's better than throwing it away.

It's better to throw it out.

Gosh.

- Hey, isn't this too much? - Hey.

Why are you taking it out on me?

Why... Why are you taking his side?

Huh?

There's something between you two, huh?

What's wrong with you?

I'm so nervous.

When I look carefully, you sure are quite a player.

Hey, the maintenance office uncle asked me about you.

What's your relationship with that uncle?

Gosh, seriously.

They said to lookout for the good-looking ones.

This is so beautiful, you guys.

Geez...

Everyone comes to me with their problems.

That's what I did.

- I helped them out. - You should've told me.

You knew everything. You're so bad, Bro.

I'm sorry.

You should've told me sooner.

Look how pathetic I am.

You liked her so much, though.

And it was over between those two.

In any case, your life is in shambles for meeting the wrong woman.

Are you trying to comfort me right now?

There are so many cool people around me.

After listening to all this,

I guess your wife must be giving you a hard time.

Lift your spirits up.

In life, it's possible for your wife to look at another man.

It goes the same for you as well.

Are we gods?

We're not. We can make mistakes.

To put it bluntly,

it's fine as long as your wife doesn't have another man's kid.

Isn't that right?

Die!

Let go! Let go!

Hey, Sangyeol!

- No! No! - Die!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

I'm at the cafe on the first floor.

I'm taping right now.

Why? Is something the matter?

I'll wait.

Let's talk.

Long time no see.

Hello, Director.

Go on ahead.

How are you doing?

Doing well.

When are you due?

Next month.

Is that so?

Then I guess this is okay.

Come if you have time.

Don't feel pressured, though.

Okay.

Bye.

[Wedding invitation - Park Joonho and Han Kyungah]

Soyeon, hear me out.

Soyeon.

I was going to tell you.

I'm just getting married on the outside.

Move your hand.

I'm getting the chills.

Where will you go?

Are you going back to that idiot?

Hey! Do you think you can go back to him?

- It's not important. - Why not?

Hey.

You were using that idiot since having a baby alone was too tough.

You can't go back to that asshole.

I told him.

That you're with my baby.

That's why that idiot abandoned and left you.

That idiot. You know that?

Coward.

Who are you calling an idiot?

You can't compare him to people like you and me, you trash!

Trash?

What do you think you are?

It really feels like a party now that I'm dressed like this.

- Honey. - Huh?

How do I look?

Do I look good?

Honey, don't go around dressed like this.

Why not?

Makes me nervous.

Gosh, you scared me.

Gosh, you scared me. Gosh. My goodness.

Why are you hitting me?

Hey, hey, you!

But why isn't this moron coming out yet? So annoying!

I know.

Annoying.

See, see, see?

He's taking all the time in the world on purpose.

He's doing that on purpose. He wants to see me explode and die.

He's such a combination of all kinds of annoyance.

Gosh.

What are you doing?

I want to erase that moron out of my life.

Honey, I should've bought a wig that's one size bigger.

- Why? - It's too tight. My head hurts.

But it looks pretty.

[Bok-thank's mom] - Really? - Yeah.

Yeah, let's doll up next time.

You bought it for me.

[Soyeon]

Sangyeol, Soyeon is calling.

Don't answer.

Don't answer?

Geez.

Sangyeol, what should I do?

Just leave it.

Wait, wait. Wait!

That's a man, huh?

It's Soyeon.

You're lying. Did you save it under that name?

- Give it. Give it to me. - Why?

Geez!

Hey, who are you?

Just hang up if he doesn't answer. Why keep calling?

Hel... Hello?

Are you a pervert?

Why are you moaning?

Hel... Hel...

The woman is moaning.

Hello? Soyeon?

- What? She must be sick. - Soyeon, what's going on?

Soyeon! Soyeon! What's going on?

Sangyeol...

Yes, all right! Wait just a minute. Wait just a minute.

- It's a woman? - Soyeon!

Hello? Soyeon, don't hang up the phone.

Soyeon? Hello? Say something. Say something!

What's wrong? What's going on?

Shouldn't you say you're sorry?

It's not my fault.

How can you do that?

You rear-ended me, so apologize.

Hurry up and go!

Why are you getting mad? Is this a tank?

Should we just push through?

I mean...

- Hey, move your car! - Do something!

Honey.

Drive.

I'll drive.

Honey, where are you going?

- Do you have to pee? - Mister.

I'm sorry, but we have a woman in labor. Please move your car a bit.

Thank you. Drive carefully.

- Mister, sorry, but move your car... - What the heck?

You don't need to know. Just move your car to the side...

Who the hell are you to tell me to move it?

Yes, yes, sir.

You should've done so sooner.

Mister.

Yes, that's right. Good, good. Just a little bit more. Okay.

Mister, you, too.

Thank you. Please move your car.

Oh, my gosh!

- Oh, my gosh! - Help!

Hey, I can't see this!

- Please! - Slow down!

Soyeon!

Soyeon! Soyeon, wake up!

What happened?

Oh, my god!

What's going on?

Sangyeol, hurry.

Watch her feet. Please save her.

Stop! Stop!

Me! You forgot me! Stop!

Soyeon, wake up. Soyeon...

Soyeon, wake up.

Can you see me? Who am I? Soyeon!

Soyeon!

Sangyeol...

Yes, Sangyeol. It's Sangyeol.

- Soyeon. - I love...

What?

- I... - I... ?

I love...

This is Sangyeol!

Wake up!

- Soyeon, wake up! - I love you.

This is Sangyeol.

I love...

Hurry up!

Excuse me! Where is the doctor?

Soyeon, stay awake just a little longer! Soyeon!

Soyeon!

So... what happened?

I think it's serious.

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, don't you want some coffee?

Where are you going?

[On-Air] Wow! There are all kinds of meat here.

- That's right. - You can have all different types.

What you see here is the beef chuck. Beef chuck is from this part.

- It melts in your mouth. - Yes.

It's so tasty.

- From the neck part here. - The pork meat is this big.

The pork meat is this big.

Yeah, right.

I still want to eat it. I can almost eat it raw.

You!

What's with you, son of a bitch!

You, son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch!

What the hell?

Hey! PD!

Please help!

Hey!

Cut! Cut!

Focus on the show hosts!

Show hosts!

- Son of a bitch! - Move, move it!

Son of bitch!

Yes, well...

I'm sure you're all so stunned at home.

Yes.

He couldn't reach customer service.

So he came here in person.

Every one, you can't get on the phone just for consultations.

Please use the ARS number.

Move!

Hey!

Hey, don't!

What are you doing? Sangyeol! Don't!

Move!

Let go!

Son of bitch!

[Nazareth International Hospital]

[Restricted Area: Operating Room] The door is opening.

Well...

Doctor, how did it go?

It's a girl.

A girl?

Not a boy? A girl?

No, how is the mother?

The mother bled too much.

We'll have to see how she does through the night.

You should meet your daughter.

Your daughter looks just like you.

My Bok-thank-yi is so pretty.

So pretty.

Isn't it nice to finally come out?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's my fault.

Bok-thank-yi is so pretty.

Gosh.

My gosh.

Let's do balloons. Come this way.

All right.

Over here.

Come this way.

Oh, my gosh! Sarang, you've changed into pretty clothes.

Sarang, why are you so shy?

It's auntie. Gosh.

Don't cry. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

My gosh! She stopped crying at once. So cute!

Auntie? It's uncle.

A huge uncle.

What a sight.

Aigoo, my Sarang.

No, I won't hurt you.

My goodness.

Hold her.

Are you a woman?

Well, not exactly, but...

Listen to that voice. Is this male or female?

- It can't be female... - Oh, my! What are you doing?

- Oh, my gosh! - Look at you.

I was invited.

- Go, go. - My goodness. Oh, my.

See? We're here today because he did what I told him to do.

My goodness.

- Mister. - Huh?

Your eye patch switched.

It's the right one.

Hey...

It was on your right side before.

I said it's the right side.

It's not. It's on your left.

You want to make a bet?

What should we bet on?

Fine. Let's do gouging your eye out. How about it?

No need for that...

Where are you going? Come here. Hey, come on.

People told me that I was a hopeless case.

Because I was so weak when I was in my mom's tummy.

Anyway, try this deer blood.

You can even have babies, granny.

Why? Why? Don't believe me?

Don't believe me? How should I prove it to you?

Okay, today's highlight. Picking out her destiny.

I'm so curious to see what Sarang will grab onto.

Okay, let's find out what Sarang's future dream will be.

Okay, Sarang. Grab on the thing you want.

Okay.

Not that one. She wants to take the mic.

I guess Sarang has something to say to you all.

Okay.

She must be looking for her mom. Mom, where are you?

She can't come.

Did I make a slip?

Here, here.

Oh, my.

What? What's wrong?

Calm down. Calm down.

- Honey! - Huh?

My goodness!

Oh, no!

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's go.

Of all days, today?

Hey, hey! Hurry!

The car. The car.

The car.

Honey, breathe. Breathe.

Breathe.

Don't make your wife suffer, you rotten jerk.

Why were you in such a rush to get her pregnant so soon?

Be quiet!

Her uterus needs a break, rotten jerk.

- It's not like that! - What do you mean, you rotten jerk?

- Doing the kinky thing with her all the time... - Be quiet!

Doing all that stuff after getting married.

My hair! My hair!

Pull it all out! What a rotten jerk. Pull it all out!

Let's see, my Sarang.

How come you poop just like your mommy?

Is this poop or an anaconda?

Sarang, you're so pretty, but...

you scare me so much when you poop.

I'm so scared of my Sarang.

I'm scared of Sarang.