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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,500 -Picture the scene. 2 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,620 It is 3 o'clock in the morning. 3 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:51,440 And there you lie in the imagined safety of your own 4 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:58,810 bed, listening is that a movement you hear downstairs? 5 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:02,390 A servant, perhaps, whose duty drives him to check the 6 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:05,680 silver, even at this late hour. 7 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,980 No. 8 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:10,320 It is something far more sinister. 9 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:15,800 So you rise from your bed, looking around yourself. 10 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,040 And what do you see in the moonlight? 11 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,980 A poker. 12 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:26,260 Yes, the iron poker from your bedroom fireplace. 13 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:30,290 Grasping it firmly in your hand, you proceed to the 14 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,860 stairs and descend to the hall. 15 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,950 There you stop. 16 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:38,670 You look around. 17 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:41,710 All is silence. 18 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,180 And then-- 19 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:50,780 - miss Boxer. 20 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:00,090 -Picture the scene. 21 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:01,670 -Uh, lunch, I think. 22 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:05,550 Thank you, mr. Jardine. 23 00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:07,130 -Cut it out, quatermass. 24 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,190 -What's the hurry? 25 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:10,520 -Warwick Jardine's on his way out, and I got on the wrong 26 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,250 Side of him when I sprayed his daimler. 27 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,990 -Oh, well, he'll never get fungal rot. 28 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:15,520 -Or a shine on his paint work. 29 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,990 Come on. 30 00:02:16,990 --> 00:02:19,280 -Mrs. Thyme. 31 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,850 Miss Boxer. 32 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,940 -I'm sorry about the, um-- you know. 33 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,750 -How much more of your professional attention may we 34 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,460 look forward to? 35 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,120 -The blight's all but gone. 36 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,950 -Are you? 37 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,200 Good. 38 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,420 -Here's a trick the rest of us use. 39 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,070 Imagine him in women's underwear. 40 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:44,120 -Does it work for you? 41 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,370 -A bit too well. 42 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:47,620 I've had to stop. 43 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,130 You nearly done here? 44 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:51,470 -We've thinned out the infected leaves, sprayed to 45 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,540 protect the rest of them. 46 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,380 There's not a lot more we can do. 47 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:56,730 -I've got a proposal I'd like to run by you. 48 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,040 Tea shop in half an hour? 49 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,460 Frazer! 50 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,710 -The buns are on me. 51 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:08,840 -It's just a little old place out in the country. 52 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,360 It's been in the family since god was in short trousers. 53 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,440 -How big's the garden? 54 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,750 -Tiny, tiny. 55 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:17,650 And it's barely worth five minutes of your attention. 56 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,840 Actually, I'm lying. 57 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,520 It's quite huge. 58 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,950 Oh, I don't know. 59 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,910 Which gets you more interested? 60 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:27,880 Do you know how hard it is to nail down a landscaper? 61 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:32,890 -Martin, just describe the problem. 62 00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:37,010 -I want to put the elizabethan garden back the way it was. 63 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,900 But it's gone to pot. 64 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,180 Could you take a look at it? 65 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:40,920 -Yeah-- 66 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,500 -We'll, uh, check our diary, and let you know. 67 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,750 -I've been asking about you. 68 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,730 You know your stuff. 69 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,720 And you don't pad your overheads. 70 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,180 Here's my number. 71 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:56,660 I'll be home anytime from 9:00 on friday. 72 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:59,650 -Why check the diary when there's nothing in it? 73 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:01,510 -It's bad business to seem too eager. 74 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:04,510 Anyway, he's already dropping hints about our low overheads. 75 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,050 -Oh, I can't imagine what gave him that idea. 76 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:11,110 I've always fancied getting my hands on 77 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:12,320 an elizabethan garden. 78 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,920 Yes, and, uh, speaking of overheads, 79 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,770 I've had an idea that could save us a ton 80 00:04:17,770 --> 00:04:19,280 of money this summer. 81 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,240 What is it? 82 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:21,730 Oh, dear. 83 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:23,680 Uh, if I just come out and tell you, 84 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,150 You'll only say no. 85 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:35,820 -See, you've got your two sleeping compartments on 86 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:37,980 opposite sides while the middle opens right out 87 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:38,860 in good weather. 88 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,160 -Oh, I like this one. 89 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,460 -Have you been camping before? 90 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,230 -Oh, yes. 91 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,960 In the brownies. 92 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,870 That's great news. 93 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,300 -Well, just one more thing. 94 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,060 What's that? 95 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,940 -Is there anywhere decent we can stay? 96 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,850 Well, that depends on what you 97 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:55,650 class as decent. 98 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,250 -Walls and a roof. 99 00:04:56,250 --> 00:05:00,020 We've got bags of room. 100 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,000 -Oh, great. 101 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,380 Right. 102 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:02,650 Well, you're on. 103 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,220 Ah, we'll see you on sunday. 104 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,350 -Look forward to it. 105 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:06,600 -Bye. 106 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:18,330 -Slide poles into pole sleeves on outside of fly sheet. 107 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:25,950 Brace pole, and locate pole pins on pole end. 108 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,080 -Why don't you use the english translation? 109 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,700 -I'm sure it will be perfectly clear when it's laid out on 110 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,300 the ground. 111 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,740 -Ah, here we are. 112 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:39,490 Martin said we go left when we see a post box. 113 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:40,970 And there it is. 114 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,620 It's my turn! 115 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,810 -Doesn't it get lonely with Martin not around during the 116 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:09,560 week, Suzanne? 117 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,300 -Not with a class of 20 to teach. 118 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:11,560 -What? 119 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,780 You work, as well? 120 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:13,360 -Part time. 121 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,880 It's the only way to keep it all going. 122 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,260 -We haven't had a holiday in five years. 123 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,910 And the kids got second-hand bikes for christmas. 124 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,250 -Isn't there an income from the estate? 125 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,320 Nowhere near enough. 126 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,320 Oi, Toby! 127 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,300 Play nicely. 128 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,550 Yeah, but it's my turn to have the-- 129 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,530 -I've had this all week. 130 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:29,980 -Go on. 131 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:32,570 We'll find our own way to the garden. 132 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,120 -Come on, now. 133 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,910 Why can't you learn to share? 134 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:36,160 - Oh, dear. 135 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,550 -I ought to warn you. 136 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,900 I've put Martin on lunch duty. 137 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,100 -Why is that worth a warning? 138 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:47,110 -Well, it depends on whether you're ok with caveman food. 139 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,530 If he can't burn it, you'd better like it raw. 140 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,450 Oh, lord. 141 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:07,470 -This old print shows what it used to be like. 142 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,960 Every generation leaves its mark on the place. 143 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,720 Martin wants this to be his. 144 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,870 -Why don't you leave us alone for a bit? 145 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:18,200 -Yeah, we'll just have a poke around, and see what's what. 146 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,130 -Ok, well, come and join us when you're done. 147 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,810 It's going to take a bit more than a prune and a tidy. 148 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:31,250 -No, it's not quite as bad as it looks. 149 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,780 The basic layout's still here. 150 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,170 -Ooh, you are the biggest optimist I've ever known. 151 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,770 What are you looking for? 152 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,120 Rather fear that old 153 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,830 sun dial's long gone. 154 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,350 Oh, but look at this. 155 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:46,230 Won't it be something? 156 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,950 There's been a building here. 157 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:50,500 You can see the old foundations. 158 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,040 -It will take more than the two of us 159 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,220 to get those dug out. 160 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,060 We'll have to get in some extra labor. 161 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:59,440 Big hunky blokes with picks and shovels. 162 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,710 -And a couple of deck chairs. 163 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:01,560 -Deck chairs? 164 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,880 -So we can sit and watch. 165 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,650 -Pardon me. 166 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:14,320 -Were you sent to fetch us? 167 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,110 Sorry we're taking so long. 168 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:19,690 -I don't even know who you are. 169 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:22,290 I'm Jim. 170 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,100 -Laura Thyme. 171 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,600 -Rosemary Boxer. 172 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,430 -I would count it a great favor if you didn't mention 173 00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:28,760 that you'd seen me. 174 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,010 -What? 175 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:35,330 -I'm not really supposed to be here. 176 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:38,120 I've been banned from the property. 177 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,660 -Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. 178 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:41,510 But you can't ask us to cover for you. 179 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,760 -We're guests here. 180 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,000 -I'll just go then. 181 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,760 -Me bring meat from mighty aga. 182 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,350 There's free ice cream for anyone who 183 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:28,000 can take these scroungy dogs away from the table. 184 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,430 -A plant pathologist? 185 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,040 -That's right. 186 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,180 -Like quincy of the greenwood? 187 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:45,880 -If you like. 188 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,940 -Don't let him wind you up. 189 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:47,650 -No, no, no. 190 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:48,240 I'm intrigued. 191 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:52,350 I'd like to know how you do a post-mortem on a tree. 192 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,600 -With a chain saw. 193 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,870 -Are you being serious? 194 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:57,970 -You started it. 195 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,210 -Have you lived here all your life? 196 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:02,390 -Born here. 197 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,080 Went away, came back. 198 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,910 Now I'm in charge of the Lyvedon trust. 199 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,940 -And the first girl I ever kissed. 200 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,420 -But don't you dare tell the mrs. That. 201 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:15,020 Katie, are you all right? 202 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,040 -Thanks, I'm on call. 203 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,010 -Are you a doctor? 204 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:18,600 -Anesthetics. 205 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,530 And I've heard all the jokes, thank you. 206 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:23,490 -And what do you do? 207 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,080 -Book jackets. 208 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,940 I'm an illustrator. 209 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:27,440 -Really? 210 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,080 Would I have seen any? 211 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,720 - I don't know. 212 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,810 Can you read? 213 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:33,050 -Chris! -What? 214 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,330 -Fern, that's a lovely name. 215 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,550 Where'd it come from? 216 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:36,610 -Mum's an old hippie. 217 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,860 You wouldn't know it to look at her now. 218 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,370 -I don't know how to take that. 219 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,850 -I think you're very lucky. 220 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:42,780 -I know. 221 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,700 If I'd been a boy, it would've been bambi. 222 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,850 -See there's another job half finished. 223 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:55,120 Looks like you'll be left with a builder's yard. 224 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,980 -It belongs to the odd-job man. 225 00:10:56,980 --> 00:11:00,640 And he only comes back because we hide his tools. 226 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,560 I think Martin fell for you two because you'll live on the 227 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,480 job till it's done. 228 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,620 -Oh, did you tell Martin about the man we saw? 229 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,610 -No, uh-- 230 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,500 -Where was this? 231 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,670 -At the door in the walled garden. 232 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,310 -See, he seemed a bit odd. 233 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:21,090 He asked us not to say that we'd seen him. 234 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:24,270 He said his name was Jim. 235 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,970 -Cousin Jim. 236 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:26,970 -What did he want? 237 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:27,760 -I don't know. 238 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,720 He didn't make a lot of sense. 239 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,810 -I thought he'd been told to stay away. 240 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,750 -Is there something we should know about? 241 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,170 -No. 242 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,480 He's perfectly harmless. 243 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,430 But he's troubled. 244 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:41,420 Nothing you should lose any sleep over. 245 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaking of which, Laura here absolutely insists on spurning 246 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,440 our hospitality for a night under the stars. 247 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,670 Where's the best spot to pitch the tent? 248 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,190 -Oh, definitely the dingle. 249 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:54,170 Down by the river. 250 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,110 -Well done, girls. 251 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,690 You've just spared my poor, long suffering a whole heap of 252 00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:58,610 Extra laundry. 253 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:00,590 -Cheers. 254 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:01,840 -Cheers to that. 255 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,960 -Did you notice how everyone reacted when cousin 256 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,940 Jim's name came up? 257 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:17,890 -I am so happy to be inside a thin layer of nylon while 258 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:20,710 Heathcliff's out there, stalking the countryside. 259 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:22,690 -Martin says he's harmless. 260 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:26,160 -Martin's in a house. 261 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,490 -You seem to be getting on well with chris. 262 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,730 Is he the artist? 263 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:43,540 He says he's always on the lookout for life models. 264 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,950 -Ooh, I'd watch him. 265 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:45,220 -No, no. 266 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,310 I don't think that was what was on his mind. 267 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,680 Not with his wife sitting right there. 268 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,620 Oh, I don't know. 269 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,050 These artistic types. 270 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:59,340 "While titian was mixing rose madder, his model 271 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:02,470 reclined on a ladder. 272 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:07,380 Her position to titian suggested coition, so he ran 273 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,050 up the ladder 274 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,850 and at her." 275 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,760 -Anyway, it's who he wants to paint. 276 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,730 -Laura, you awake? 277 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,910 -I'm going for water. 278 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,890 -Jim? 279 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,800 Jim! 280 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,470 Start down there. 281 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,390 The last person that fell in this river turned up three 282 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:37,330 days later and a mile downstream. 283 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,200 -Dead? 284 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,420 -Upsetting for you, I know. 285 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,010 But I can tell you this. 286 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,800 One way, or another, this was a tragedy waiting to happen. 287 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,130 If Jim Frazer hadn't topped himself, 288 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:49,900 someone around here would have murdered him. 289 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,850 -Why on earth would you say that? 290 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,460 -He was a loner. 291 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,200 He was a bit strange. 292 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,620 And he made it his life's mission to rub people 293 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,250 up the wrong way. 294 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,340 You ask george hamilton teed. 295 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:04,220 -George who? 296 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,040 -Hamilton teed. 297 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,000 Editor of the "Lyvedon observer." He can fill his 298 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,450 ledgers page 10 times over with the stuff he got from our 299 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:10,670 Jim. 300 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,940 -If it wasn't for the law of libel. 301 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,140 Look, I know it's a bit of a bad time, but can I have a 302 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:18,890 quick word? 303 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,980 -I was at a breakfast meeting in chambers. 304 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,560 Have they found any sign of him yet? 305 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,620 -They say he could fetch up anywhere down river. 306 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,770 I'll get away as soon as I can. 307 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,450 You know Warwick Jardine. 308 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:46,320 Mention compassionate lenience, he'll reach for a dictionary. 309 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,370 -Well, there's nothing you can do for Jim anyway. 310 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,220 -Martin. 311 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,300 -I've got to go. 312 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,580 I'll call you tonight. 313 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,830 -Bye, love. 314 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,980 -Are you going to take the day off? 315 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,230 -School's closed for half-term. 316 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,550 -Here. 317 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:17,200 -Do you want us to carry on with the garden? 318 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,710 -Oh, lordy. 319 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,970 Yes, nothing changes there. 320 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:23,540 You'll have some help with the heavy work. 321 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,970 -Apparently Jim wrote to the local newspaper, complaining 322 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:28,140 about everyone and everything. 323 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,490 And all of it unprintable. 324 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,940 -Well, everyone needs a hobby. 325 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,730 -Well, this was like an obsession. 326 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:35,880 I think he saw himself as the conscience of the village. 327 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,020 -You aren't letting this get to you? 328 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,530 -Well, what do you expect? 329 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,750 You didn't see the look he gave me. 330 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,170 Oh, and the policeman said that if Jim hadn't thrown 331 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,430 himself in the river when he did, he-- 332 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,460 -Ladies. 333 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,920 -I think it's our labor force. 334 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,870 -Cool hand luke and the gang. 335 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,680 -Not going to eat you. 336 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,240 Not here in broad daylight, anyway. 337 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,540 -It's all very well for an ex-copper. 338 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,040 You have experience with law breakers. 339 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,180 What if one of them tried to make a run for it? 340 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,520 -There's no wooden horse. 341 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,110 And steve mcqueen himself couldn't get a 342 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:23,490 Motorbike over that wall. 343 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,440 -Well, he's not going to be much of an obstacle. 344 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,720 -Don't be mislead by our mr. Coutts. 345 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,280 He's like a coiled spring. 346 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,470 -Hello. 347 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:36,570 -Would you like me to introduce the boys? 348 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:40,340 -Huxton Rymer, mp. 349 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,470 Ring any bells? 350 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,630 -George Marsden plummer. 351 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,500 An example to us all. 352 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,410 If you're going to burn down a building, and claim from five 353 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:54,990 different insurance companies, make sure you put the claim 354 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:58,740 Forms in the right envelopes. 355 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,210 -You look familiar. 356 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,460 -I'm Rupert Waldo. 357 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,530 Celebrity chef. 358 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:08,220 You may have seen my show on the home and kitchen channel. 359 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,730 -You didn't poison someone on air, did you? 360 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,790 -Fraud, I'm afraid. 361 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,810 Those, uh, recipe books with my name on them. 362 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,260 Didn't write a single one of them. 363 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,880 -They put you in jail for that? 364 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,810 -Well, plus a small matter of misstated profits and the 365 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,760 inland revenue. 366 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,960 -So what are you all doing here? 367 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:33,340 -We are on loan to mr. Frazer from bleakmoor grange. 368 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,980 He's done a deal with the governor. 369 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:39,210 He has an eye for a bargain, mr. Frazer. 370 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,520 I bet he got you cheap. 371 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,660 -Um, any chance of a look at a plan? 372 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,840 -There's been a-- a building here that doesn't appear on 373 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,170 the original plan. 374 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:52,600 -No. 375 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,000 Um, now this was the victorian chapel. 376 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 As ugly a piece of Jerry-building as ever spoiled a garden. 377 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,460 -It had been a ruin for years. 378 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,610 We spent the last three weeks loading up stones for carting away. 379 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,040 -Well, we'll have to, um, dig out the foundations and make 380 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,870 the ground good before we can recreate 381 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,790 the Elizabethan design. 382 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,620 -When the judge said 10 years, he never mentioned hard labor. 383 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,740 -Is this a problem? 384 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,840 -I am kidding. 385 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,410 We're all volunteers. 386 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,100 You're not the only ones that want to see 387 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,510 this garden restored, you know. 388 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,400 -Have you done this sort of thing before? 389 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,430 -Best window box display Kettle Hampton 390 00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:28,380 flower show last year. 391 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,350 -Runners-up best garden in 392 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,130 a small, enclosed yard. 393 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,850 -They'd have given us best hanging basket. 394 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,520 But they wouldn't let us have a ladder. 395 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,480 -Oh, Rosemary? 396 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,730 -What? 397 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,380 -What do you make of these holes? 398 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,040 -We've been seeing them all over. 399 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:04,830 -Oh, I didn't know moles brought their own spades. 400 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:11,200 -Maybe that's why Jim was sneaking into the garden. 401 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,910 -Digging in the chapel ruins for some ancient family treasure? 402 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,270 Have they found Jim? 403 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,200 -Nobody found anything. 404 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,920 Look, I know you're very comfortable here. 405 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,400 But, would you mind awfully staying 406 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,100 with me in the house tonight? But, would you mind awfully staying 407 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,030 with me in the house tonight? 408 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,720 Martin can't get back until morning. 409 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,620 -Well, if you insist. 410 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,440 Come on, Rosemary. 411 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,410 We can't let Suzanne down. 412 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:40,670 -Enjoy it while you can. 413 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,260 -Oh, I will. 414 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,520 I will. 415 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,510 -Toby. 416 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,790 Tim. 417 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,160 Back into bed right now, and stay there. 418 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,000 Mommy's got friends round. 419 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,820 -As long as they stay upstairs after 8 o'clock, that's all 420 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,400 the victory I ask for. 421 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,330 -Ah, who's joining us? 422 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,280 -Gwynne. 423 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,990 You met her yesterday. 424 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,090 She's my best friend in the village. 425 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:17,680 And she was Martin's first girlfriend, I know. 426 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,150 He tells everyone. 427 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:21,110 And then he tells them not to mention it to me. 428 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,860 - Bless him. 429 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,560 -Cheers. 430 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,900 -Whoever it is, I've had enough for one day. 431 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:38,620 -They might have found him. 432 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:41,120 -Well, that's the last thing I want to think about. 433 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,650 Hello, love. 434 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:45,690 Old hauserstokes says I can take the rest of the week off 435 00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,280 once I've covered the custody hearing. 436 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,130 So I'll definitely be home by tomorrow, I promise. 437 00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:53,030 I'll try and be back by night. 438 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,080 -By the way, I stopped by and fed Jim's chickens on the way over. 439 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,800 -Oh, thanks. 440 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,120 -Ok. 441 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,120 -Has anybody any idea what made him do it? 442 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,690 -Nobody was that close to him. 443 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,780 Nobody wanted to be. 444 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,840 -Oh, there'll be so much to do. 445 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,100 There's the whole house to clear. 446 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,800 -We don't even know that he's dead yet. 447 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,940 -Bless you for helping, but you don't interrupt rapids downstream. 448 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:24,060 -He didn't get out before that? 449 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,310 -He didn't get out. 450 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,000 -Why did Martin have to warn him off? 451 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,490 -Jim could never appreciate the fine line between 452 00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:39,840 being a welcomed guest and a trespasser. 453 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,700 - Gwynne. 454 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,570 Well, look at the number of times Martin 455 00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:44,460 Caught him on the property. 456 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,080 You saw for yourselves. 457 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,600 Never mind she's here on her own 458 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,880 with the children all week. 459 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,860 -Oh, that'll be Fern. 460 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,530 I told her to call by after work if she needs a lift home. 461 00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,170 You're early, darling. 462 00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,960 -Only three tables, and the tips were lousy. 463 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:12,930 -Do you want anything to eat? 464 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,150 -Oh, chef made me some chips. 465 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,880 What were you talking about? 466 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,690 -I'll give you one guess. 467 00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:23,320 -Well, I saw Jim hanging out here on friday night. 468 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,660 -When? 469 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:25,890 -When I was walking to work. 470 00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,090 He was out there on the lane, outside the gates. 471 00:24:28,090 --> 00:24:29,470 I reckon he didn't want me to see 472 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:31,470 him posting one of his letters. 473 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,830 -You mean one of the letters he sent to the local paper? 474 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:35,290 -Jim was harmless. 475 00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:36,890 -He could have a nasty mind when it 476 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:37,990 Came to certain people. 477 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:38,630 -Gwynne! 478 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:39,880 Please. 479 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,550 -What about some acidic fertilizer? 480 00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,040 -See what I've got in. 481 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,770 -Jim? 482 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,720 Sorry. 483 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,870 -They found jim's body in the river. 484 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,580 Martin's just been to identify him. 485 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:16,520 -Just stand up, say what you saw, and sit down. 486 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,300 That's all there is to it. 487 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:18,750 -Morning. 488 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:19,310 -Good morning. 489 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:19,710 -Morning. 490 00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:22,230 -Rosemary, I think ought to warn you. 491 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:25,460 Do you know who the coroner for the Lyvedon borough is? 492 00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:26,120 -No. 493 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,230 -Well, technically, it's supposed to be me. 494 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,300 But when there's a clash of interest, what happens is-- 495 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,730 -Surely Martin can't be expected to present over his 496 00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:36,130 own cousin's inquest. 497 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,060 -No, of course not. 498 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:39,200 When something like this happens, they swap duties with 499 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,930 the part-timer from the next borough. 500 00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,920 -Well, why would that be a problem for Rosemary? 501 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,190 -Warwick Jardine? 502 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,440 You're joking. 503 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:51,010 -The body was washed down river, and was retrieved from 504 00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:55,670 the weir at 11 o'clock on tuesday morning. 505 00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:57,040 It was in a very poor condition. 506 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,060 But mr. Martin Frazer was able to identify his 507 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,600 cousin at the scene. 508 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,160 -And the reason for that poor condition being-- 509 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,860 -all the rocks and stones. 510 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,010 It's a very fast-moving river. 511 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:13,790 Our pathologist said it was the battering that killed him. 512 00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:17,100 -Thank you, constable stuart. 513 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,440 And now I'd like to hear from miss Rosemary Boxer. 514 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,790 -I saw james Frazer out on the stepping stones. 515 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:39,190 He seemed to be waiting for something. 516 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:43,130 And he looked straight at me for a moment. 517 00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:47,360 And then he just let himself fall into the water. 518 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,970 -Did he struggle or cry out? 519 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:54,410 -No, he was carried away in a matter of seconds. 520 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,110 -So, in effect, you were the last person to see him alive. 521 00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:12,970 Miss Boxer? 522 00:29:12,970 --> 00:29:16,690 -I thought I saw him again at the tuesday market. 523 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:19,520 It was only for a second, and i--i couldn't be sure. 524 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,760 But it isn't a face that I'd quickly forget. 525 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,370 -Miss Boxer, I want you to think very carefully about 526 00:29:28,370 --> 00:29:31,080 what you're telling us. 527 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,640 -I thought I saw him, but I couldn't swear to it. 528 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,120 -Miss Boxer, this is a coroner's court. 529 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,850 You are swearing to it. 530 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:45,170 -In that case, I would have to say that I 531 00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,760 was probably mistaken. 532 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,000 -Thank you. 533 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,990 -You can forget it now. 534 00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:53,920 It's over. 535 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:58,170 -Anything to say about the suicide verdict, miss Boxer? 536 00:29:58,170 --> 00:29:59,420 Thank you. 537 00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:03,730 -Well, he might have waited for an answer. 538 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:04,440 -He's a journalist. 539 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,590 He can make up his own-- 540 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:07,220 -You poor thing. 541 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,160 Are you all right? 542 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,210 -Oh, I'm fine. 543 00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,250 -You mustn't take any of that awful summing up personally. 544 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,610 -Yeah, anyone can have a wildand irrational flight 545 00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:14,670 of fantasy at any time. 546 00:30:14,670 --> 00:30:16,250 I know I can. 547 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,990 -Thank you. 548 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:18,650 -I, uh-- 549 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,950 I wondered if you had a chance to mention you-know-what to 550 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,340 you-know-who? 551 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,770 -What? 552 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:28,200 -About posing. 553 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,070 -No, I didn't see the actual event. 554 00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,190 -No, I don't think she's interested. 555 00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,560 -Yeah, I'm sorry, Martin. 556 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,140 But if Warwick Jardine hadn't put me on the spot, I wouldn't 557 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,400 even have mentioned it. 558 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,890 -You could see what I'm getting at, though, can't you? 559 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,180 The last thing I want is Suzanne and the kids being 560 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,270 spooked when I'm not here. 561 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:55,240 -I'm not saying that they're going to meet their dead uncle 562 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,410 Jim on the doorstep in the moonlight. 563 00:30:57,410 --> 00:30:58,530 -I saw him dead. 564 00:30:58,530 --> 00:30:59,500 You saw him die. 565 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,970 What are you suggesting, Rosemary? 566 00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:02,350 Some kind of funny business? 567 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:04,580 -She was under oath, Martin. 568 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,350 She had to say what she believed she saw. 569 00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,110 -I'll tell you what. 570 00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:10,750 Do this, and you'll be doing me a big 571 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,380 favor at the same time. 572 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,850 Go to jim's cottage. 573 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:18,090 Sort out his bloody animals for me. 574 00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:20,860 You have my permission to snoop, sneak, 575 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,030 and crawl all over that place. 576 00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:24,630 And if you find anything that smacks of dodgy business, tell 577 00:31:24,630 --> 00:31:25,520 constable Stuart. 578 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,230 Tell the world. 579 00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:27,450 But most of all, tell me. 580 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,720 Because I want to be the first to know. 581 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,800 -As if this isn't embarrassing enough. 582 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,090 -I-- 583 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,590 I'm serious. 584 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:36,770 Jim was my cousin, but we grew up like brothers. 585 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,750 He was the best friend a boy could ask for. 586 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,590 It broke my heart to see how he went as he got older. 587 00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,600 How do you think it felt to watch him turn into the 588 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,930 Village nutter? 589 00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:46,740 -Martin. 590 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:48,190 -Well, that's what he was. 591 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,890 That was not the jim that I knew. 592 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:54,010 The Jim that I knew was here. 593 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:58,220 The man that you saw was a stranger to me. 594 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,140 I don't know what pushed him over the edge. 595 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,520 But it only put him in a kinder place. 596 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,240 -Perhaps we should discuss this again when we're all a 597 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,740 little bit less worked up. 598 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,310 Rosemary. 599 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,040 I don't believe you. 600 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,890 Well, you can't expect Martin to 601 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,010 move chickens and a goat in the family peugeot. 602 00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,260 -You know what I'm talking about. 603 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:33,010 -Constable Stuart said that if Jim Frazer hadn't topped 604 00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:36,200 himself, somebody around here would have murdered him. 605 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,640 Well, what if somebody has? 606 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,550 -He still wouldn't be alive, and walking around the market. 607 00:32:41,550 --> 00:32:45,030 -Unless the Jim we saw in the garden wasn't Martin's cousin, 608 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,650 but someone pretending to be him. 609 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:48,140 -Why? 610 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,640 -Because the real cousin Jim's already 611 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,020 Dead, and in the river. 612 00:32:58,870 --> 00:33:01,380 -What are your experience with goats? 613 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,630 -None. 614 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:09,110 -Chickens? -Only in soup or sandwich form. 615 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:15,070 -Gwynne said she's been popping around to feed them. 616 00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:17,440 Poor things. 617 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,690 Lost your daddy? 618 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,180 What? 619 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,870 Go on. 620 00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,370 No one's going to jump out at you. 621 00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:36,180 -I wouldn't be so sure. 622 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,580 Rosemary. 623 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,990 Why would anyone murder Jim, and then 624 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:42,530 pretend to be him just to chuck himself in the river? 625 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:45,820 -So everyone would assume it was suicide when Jim's actual 626 00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:48,420 body turned up downstream. 627 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,470 -Bearing the marks of a murder victim? 628 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:51,470 -No, not necessarily. 629 00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:54,430 You'd have a hard time sorting out the injuries after the 630 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,590 river bed pinball. 631 00:33:57,590 --> 00:33:59,860 -Why didn't you try and find some picture id? 632 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:02,170 Surely that would settle the question once and for all. 633 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:05,840 -Help me look. 634 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,340 -No, I shall be establishing a rapport with a goat. 635 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,120 -What will they think of next? 636 00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:56,820 -If you never travel, you don't need a passport. 637 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,000 And if he didn't have a car-- 638 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,500 -not one picture of him, though. 639 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,820 Not anywhere in the house. 640 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:05,830 -People keep pictures of other people. 641 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:07,540 That doesn't have to be significant. 642 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,960 -Unless that means that somebody went through the place before us. 643 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,310 I'd call that significant. 644 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,710 -You heard Martin. 645 00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:18,690 His landlord's key was the only spare. 646 00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:20,220 -Strange. 647 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:23,250 Even Martin didn't have a picture. 648 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:27,230 And speaking of Martin, he seems to be the only person 649 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:29,730 around here who doesn't get a mention in jim's 650 00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:32,630 Letters to the press. 651 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,990 I wonder if they're all here. 652 00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:40,720 -What have you got there? 653 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,230 -Carbon copies. 654 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:45,220 - You-- you never took them from the cottage. 655 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,220 -Well, I'm only doing what Martin told me to. 656 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,650 -Oh, listen to this one. 657 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:57,100 "She has access to all those drugs at the hospital. 658 00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:03,500 But someone ought to ask her what she's hoarding in that Bridge." 659 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,130 -Who? 660 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,720 -Katie stevens, the anesthetist. 661 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,600 Drugs! 662 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,320 Maybe Jim saw something there that could 663 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,920 have got him killed. 664 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,860 -Katie. 665 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:24,500 One of us has a perfect excuse to know who's around the Stevens' house. 666 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,470 -Who would that be? 667 00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:28,500 -I'm not the one her husband wants to paint. 668 00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:46,920 -You see? 669 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,850 -Nothing much got past him, did it? 670 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:53,270 "She's growing up a terrible flirt, but then look at who 671 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:54,400 her father was." 672 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,960 -Which one's that? 673 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,420 The one about Gwynne's daughter. 674 00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:58,920 Fern? 675 00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:02,360 Now, just remember. 676 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,690 If you see him start mixing rose madder-- 677 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,360 Is that the face you're going to pose with? 678 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,110 -I don't care how charming he is. 679 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,150 The kit stays on. 680 00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:35,310 -Hello? 681 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,620 Hi, her. 682 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,160 -Hello, mrs. Thyme. 683 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,880 -Be with you in about 10 minutes. 684 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,120 You want to find the kitchen? 685 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,390 Grab a coffee? 686 00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:04,590 Thrud the barbarian. 687 00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:07,410 Reprinting the whole series with new covers. 688 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,490 You know, they're all written by psychiatrists. 689 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,350 -I'll, uh, leave you to it, then. 690 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,550 - Full monty. 691 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,920 Hey, if my sergeant saw that. 692 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,680 -All right, you two. 693 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,310 Settle down. Come on. 694 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:18,460 Work to do. 695 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,050 -Milk? 696 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,800 -Feeling peaky? 697 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,650 That could solve all your problems. 698 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,940 -It's for the children's little ailments. 699 00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:57,190 I make it up myself. 700 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:02,180 Do you know how homeopathy works? 701 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:06,770 -You take a heavily diluted form of something that would 702 00:39:06,770 --> 00:39:09,150 cause the same symptoms as the disease. 703 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,870 -Ah, you've done study. 704 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,810 -Just what I've read in magazines. 705 00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:15,420 -Of course, when they set the dilution levels, they failed 706 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,020 to realize you need to drink 8,000 gallons of this stuff to 707 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,910 get one molecule of the additive. 708 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:23,460 So then they came up with the memory of water. 709 00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:30,440 -I was never that good at science. 710 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,170 -You see it doesn't matter if the additive's long vanished. 711 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,570 The water remembers it. 712 00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:38,180 Now, when I make up medicine for the children, I just take 713 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,620 that one stage further. 714 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:44,860 I simply show the additive to the water. 715 00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,500 And the water imagines it. 716 00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:55,800 -You don't believe any of this, do you? 717 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,180 -I do believe in the placebo effect. 718 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:01,450 The power of suggestion. 719 00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:06,700 And I don't think plain water ever did anyone much harm. 720 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,010 -Unless your name is Jim Frazer. 721 00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:16,990 Could the power of suggestion make someone kill himself? 722 00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:20,270 -I doubt it. 723 00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:24,740 Unless the person's weak and vulnerable, and deep in his 724 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,990 heart really needed to die. 725 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,630 -Chris is ready for you now. 726 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,760 -Bye, Fern. 727 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,320 Don't forget your coffee. 728 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,570 -Oh, thanks. 729 00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,870 -Ok, just wrap it around yourself. 730 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:50,530 Fling it across. 731 00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:51,870 Like this. 732 00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:53,120 -Ooh, very Scarlet Pimpernel. 733 00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,790 What's the book called? 734 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:00,520 -"The king's 735 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,470 Last mistress." 736 00:41:02,470 --> 00:41:03,370 Sounds racy. 737 00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:04,410 Have you read it? 738 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:08,540 Now, can you look surprised? 739 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,970 Really surprised? 740 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,420 -Well, I'm not used to this. 741 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,950 -You here to work, or just waste my time? 742 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:13,940 -I beg your pardon. 743 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:14,460 -Good. 744 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,690 Excellent. 745 00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:16,580 More of that. 746 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,360 Come on, you trollup. 747 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,030 Let's work. 748 00:41:18,030 --> 00:41:19,690 Good, good, good. 749 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,430 More like that, or I'll throw you out of here. 750 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,540 -Shock! 751 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,030 Horror! 752 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:23,530 Shock! 753 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,010 Horror! 754 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:27,480 -Mr. Teed! 755 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,730 Mr. Teed. 756 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:34,220 -I love it when women chase after me. 757 00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,290 Tell me what I can do for you. 758 00:41:47,290 --> 00:41:51,380 -I was wondering if you were running a picture of Jim Frazer 759 00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:54,900 alongside the inquest report. 760 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,150 -Of course. 761 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,620 He's barely 10 years old in this. 762 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,700 Is there nothing a bit more recent? 763 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,240 -Alas, that's all Martin could give me. 764 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,520 -Is there nothing on file? 765 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,770 -Miss Boxer. 766 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,620 This newspaper stays afloat on one simple principle. 767 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,850 Whenever there's an event in one of the villages, 768 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:22,520 I turn up and photograph the crowd. 769 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,330 If those people buy the newspaper, I break even. 770 00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:30,060 If some of them buy a copy of the picture, I'm in profit. 771 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:34,080 James Frazer, I'm sorry to say, was never a welcome face 772 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,630 in any crowd. 773 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:38,350 -He sent you a lot of letters, though. 774 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,610 -Big part of his problem. 775 00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:42,720 -Did you print any of them? 776 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,700 -I like my house too much. 777 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,320 -They didn't look pretty contentious. 778 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,400 -Well, you couldn't say. 779 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,140 I got to the point I dropped them in the shredder 780 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,110 without reading them. 781 00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:57,500 -So you wouldn't even know if any of the gossip 782 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,930 concerned his cousin, Martin? 783 00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:04,240 Well, you know, you've got to understand something about the 784 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,710 setup in Lyvedon. 785 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:09,460 Everybody in this entire valley depends on Martin Frazer 786 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:13,230 and his family's estate in some way or another. 787 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,820 They rent from him, sell to him. 788 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:18,570 They work in trades would have vanished without him. 789 00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:20,640 He keeps the school open, the-- 790 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,590 The developers out. 791 00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:25,970 -So what you're telling me is even if there was any scandal, 792 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,210 you'd only lose readers if you printed it. 793 00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:30,990 -What I'm telling you is you'd go a long way to 794 00:43:30,990 --> 00:43:33,850 find a better man. 795 00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:37,790 I don't suppose I could, um, put you down to, uh, buy a 796 00:43:37,790 --> 00:43:39,740 picture, hmm? 797 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:43,780 This week's page three. 798 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:45,350 -You're really good. 799 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:47,630 -Well, say it a bit louder so the mrs. Can hear. 800 00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:49,520 -I mean it. 801 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,480 You could be in galleries. 802 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,920 You could be stinking rich. 803 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,000 -I am stinking rich. 804 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,980 Have the overdraft to prove it. 805 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:59,040 -I've read some of these. 806 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,280 -Well done. 807 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,450 -Do you often use people from the village? 808 00:44:03,450 --> 00:44:04,120 -Always. 809 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,070 I like to use real faces. 810 00:44:06,070 --> 00:44:09,330 I've had just about everyone through here. 811 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:12,690 -Including Jim Frazer. 812 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:14,550 -There is a limit. 813 00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:16,100 -What you mean? 814 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,240 -Well, all due deference to Martin, but I wouldn't have 815 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,800 that cousin of his anywhere near my house. 816 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,860 -Why not? 817 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:27,370 -He tried to make trouble for me and mine. 818 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,620 God rest his soul. 819 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,630 I shall say no more. 820 00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:40,580 -Um, who was the model for that one? 821 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,830 -I can't recall. 822 00:44:47,430 --> 00:44:48,680 Thank you. 823 00:45:09,050 --> 00:45:10,380 -Yes, Martin. 824 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:13,690 Yes, she just left within the last minute. 825 00:45:13,690 --> 00:45:16,840 Now, the thing is, I told her the 826 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,420 Letters had been destroyed. 827 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,680 So what should I do? 828 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,740 Do you know if Jim kept copies of what he wrote? 829 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,840 This sounds to me like-- 830 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,300 Like she's had her hands on them. 831 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:30,200 Ok. 832 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,220 No problem. 833 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:32,260 I'm doing it now.58606

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