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-Picture the scene.
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It is 3 o'clock in
the morning.
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And there you lie in the
imagined safety of your own
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bed, listening is that a
movement you hear downstairs?
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A servant, perhaps, whose duty
drives him to check the
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silver, even at this
late hour.
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No.
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It is something far
more sinister.
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So you rise from your bed,
looking around yourself.
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And what do you see
in the moonlight?
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A poker.
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Yes, the iron poker from
your bedroom fireplace.
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Grasping it firmly in your
hand, you proceed to the
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stairs and descend
to the hall.
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There you stop.
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You look around.
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All is silence.
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And then--
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- miss Boxer.
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-Picture the scene.
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-Uh, lunch, I think.
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Thank you, mr. Jardine.
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-Cut it out, quatermass.
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-What's the hurry?
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-Warwick Jardine's on his way
out, and I got on the wrong
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Side of him when I sprayed
his daimler.
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-Oh, well, he'll never
get fungal rot.
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-Or a shine on his paint work.
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Come on.
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-Mrs. Thyme.
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Miss Boxer.
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-I'm sorry about the,
um-- you know.
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-How much more of your
professional attention may we
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look forward to?
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-The blight's all but gone.
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-Are you?
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Good.
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-Here's a trick the
rest of us use.
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Imagine him in women's
underwear.
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-Does it work for you?
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-A bit too well.
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I've had to stop.
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You nearly done here?
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-We've thinned out the infected
leaves, sprayed to
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protect the rest of them.
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There's not a lot
more we can do.
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-I've got a proposal I'd
like to run by you.
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Tea shop in half an hour?
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Frazer!
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-The buns are on me.
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-It's just a little old place
out in the country.
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It's been in the family since
god was in short trousers.
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-How big's the garden?
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-Tiny, tiny.
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And it's barely worth five
minutes of your attention.
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Actually, I'm lying.
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It's quite huge.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Which gets you more
interested?
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Do you know how hard it is to
nail down a landscaper?
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-Martin, just describe
the problem.
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-I want to put the elizabethan
garden back the way it was.
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But it's gone to pot.
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Could you take a look at it?
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-Yeah--
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-We'll, uh, check our diary,
and let you know.
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-I've been asking about you.
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You know your stuff.
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And you don't pad
your overheads.
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Here's my number.
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I'll be home anytime from
9:00 on friday.
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-Why check the diary when
there's nothing in it?
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-It's bad business to
seem too eager.
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Anyway, he's already dropping
hints about our low overheads.
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-Oh, I can't imagine what
gave him that idea.
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I've always fancied getting
my hands on
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an elizabethan garden.
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Yes, and, uh, speaking of overheads,
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I've had an idea that
could save us a ton
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of money this summer.
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What is it?
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Oh, dear.
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Uh, if I just
come out and tell you,
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You'll only say no.
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-See, you've got your two
sleeping compartments on
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opposite sides while the middle
opens right out
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in good weather.
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-Oh, I like this one.
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-Have you been camping before?
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-Oh, yes.
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In the brownies.
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That's great news.
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-Well, just one more thing.
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What's that?
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-Is there anywhere decent
we can stay?
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Well, that depends on what you
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class as decent.
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-Walls and a roof.
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We've got bags of room.
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-Oh, great.
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Right.
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Well, you're on.
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Ah, we'll see you on sunday.
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-Look forward to it.
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-Bye.
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-Slide poles into pole sleeves
on outside of fly sheet.
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Brace pole, and locate pole
pins on pole end.
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-Why don't you use the
english translation?
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-I'm sure it will be perfectly
clear when it's laid out on
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the ground.
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-Ah, here we are.
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Martin said we go left when
we see a post box.
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And there it is.
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It's my turn!
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-Doesn't it get lonely with
Martin not around during the
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week, Suzanne?
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-Not with a class
of 20 to teach.
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-What?
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You work, as well?
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-Part time.
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It's the only way to
keep it all going.
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-We haven't had a holiday
in five years.
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And the kids got second-hand
bikes for christmas.
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-Isn't there an income
from the estate?
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Nowhere near enough.
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Oi, Toby!
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Play nicely.
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Yeah, but
it's my turn to have the--
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-I've had this all week.
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-Go on.
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We'll find our own way
to the garden.
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-Come on, now.
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Why can't you learn to share?
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- Oh, dear.
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-I ought to warn you.
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I've put Martin on lunch duty.
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-Why is that worth a warning?
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-Well, it depends on whether
you're ok with caveman food.
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If he can't burn it, you'd
better like it raw.
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Oh, lord.
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-This old print shows what
it used to be like.
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Every generation leaves
its mark on the place.
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Martin wants this to be his.
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-Why don't you leave
us alone for a bit?
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-Yeah, we'll just have a poke
around, and see what's what.
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-Ok, well, come and join
us when you're done.
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It's going to take a bit more
than a prune and a tidy.
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-No, it's not quite as
bad as it looks.
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The basic layout's still here.
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-Ooh, you are the biggest
optimist I've ever known.
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What are you looking for?
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Rather fear that old
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sun dial's long gone.
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Oh, but look at this.
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Won't it be something?
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There's been a building here.
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You can see the
old foundations.
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-It will take more than
the two of us
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to get those dug out.
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We'll have to get in
some extra labor.
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Big hunky blokes with
picks and shovels.
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-And a couple of deck chairs.
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-Deck chairs?
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-So we can sit and watch.
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-Pardon me.
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-Were you sent to fetch us?
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Sorry we're taking so long.
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-I don't even know
who you are.
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I'm Jim.
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-Laura Thyme.
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-Rosemary Boxer.
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-I would count it a great favor
if you didn't mention
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that you'd seen me.
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-What?
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-I'm not really supposed
to be here.
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I've been banned from
the property.
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-Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.
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But you can't ask us
to cover for you.
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-We're guests here.
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-I'll just go then.
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-Me bring meat from
mighty aga.
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There's free ice cream
for anyone who
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can take these scroungy dogs
away from the table.
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-A plant pathologist?
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-That's right.
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-Like quincy of the greenwood?
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-If you like.
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-Don't let him wind you up.
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-No, no, no.
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I'm intrigued.
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I'd like to know how you do
a post-mortem on a tree.
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-With a chain saw.
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-Are you being serious?
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-You started it.
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-Have you lived here
all your life?
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-Born here.
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Went away, came back.
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Now I'm in charge of
the Lyvedon trust.
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-And the first girl
I ever kissed.
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-But don't you dare tell
the mrs. That.
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Katie, are you all right?
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-Thanks, I'm on call.
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-Are you a doctor?
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-Anesthetics.
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And I've heard all the
jokes, thank you.
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-And what do you do?
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-Book jackets.
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I'm an illustrator.
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-Really?
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Would I have seen any?
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- I don't know.
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Can you read?
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-Chris!
-What?
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-Fern, that's a lovely name.
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Where'd it come from?
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-Mum's an old hippie.
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You wouldn't know it
to look at her now.
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-I don't know how
to take that.
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-I think you're very lucky.
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-I know.
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If I'd been a boy, it
would've been bambi.
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-See there's another
job half finished.
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Looks like you'll be left
with a builder's yard.
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-It belongs to the
odd-job man.
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And he only comes back because
we hide his tools.
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I think Martin fell for you two
because you'll live on the
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job till it's done.
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-Oh, did you tell Martin
about the man we saw?
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-No, uh--
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-Where was this?
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-At the door in the
walled garden.
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-See, he seemed a bit odd.
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He asked us not to say
that we'd seen him.
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He said his name was Jim.
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-Cousin Jim.
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-What did he want?
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-I don't know.
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He didn't make a lot of sense.
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-I thought he'd been
told to stay away.
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-Is there something we
should know about?
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-No.
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He's perfectly harmless.
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But he's troubled.
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Nothing you should lose
any sleep over.
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Speaking of which, Laura here
absolutely insists on spurning
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our hospitality for a night
under the stars.
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Where's the best spot
to pitch the tent?
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-Oh, definitely the dingle.
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Down by the river.
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-Well done, girls.
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You've just spared my poor, long
suffering a whole heap of
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Extra laundry.
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-Cheers.
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-Cheers to that.
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-Did you notice how everyone
reacted when cousin
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Jim's name came up?
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-I am so happy to be inside a
thin layer of nylon while
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Heathcliff's out there, stalking
the countryside.
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-Martin says he's harmless.
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-Martin's in a house.
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-You seem to be getting
on well with chris.
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Is he the artist?
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He says he's always on the
lookout for life models.
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-Ooh, I'd watch him.
265
00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:45,220
-No, no.
266
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,310
I don't think that was
what was on his mind.
267
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,680
Not with his wife sitting
right there.
268
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,620
Oh, I don't know.
269
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,050
These artistic types.
270
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:59,340
"While titian was mixing
rose madder, his model
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reclined on a ladder.
272
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:07,380
Her position to titian suggested
coition, so he ran
273
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,050
up the ladder
274
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,850
and at her."
275
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,760
-Anyway, it's who he
wants to paint.
276
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,730
-Laura, you awake?
277
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,910
-I'm going for water.
278
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,890
-Jim?
279
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,800
Jim!
280
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,470
Start down there.
281
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,390
The last person that fell in
this river turned up three
282
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:37,330
days later and a mile
downstream.
283
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,200
-Dead?
284
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,420
-Upsetting for you, I know.
285
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,010
But I can tell you this.
286
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,800
One way, or another, this was
a tragedy waiting to happen.
287
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,130
If Jim Frazer hadn't
topped himself,
288
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:49,900
someone around here
would have murdered him.
289
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,850
-Why on earth would
you say that?
290
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,460
-He was a loner.
291
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,200
He was a bit strange.
292
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,620
And he made it his life's
mission to rub people
293
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,250
up the wrong way.
294
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,340
You ask george hamilton teed.
295
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:04,220
-George who?
296
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,040
-Hamilton teed.
297
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,000
Editor of the "Lyvedon
observer." He can fill his
298
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ledgers page 10 times over with
the stuff he got from our
299
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:10,670
Jim.
300
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,940
-If it wasn't for the
law of libel.
301
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,140
Look, I know it's a bit of a
bad time, but can I have a
302
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:18,890
quick word?
303
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,980
-I was at a breakfast
meeting in chambers.
304
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,560
Have they found any
sign of him yet?
305
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,620
-They say he could fetch
up anywhere down river.
306
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,770
I'll get away as
soon as I can.
307
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,450
You know Warwick Jardine.
308
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:46,320
Mention compassionate lenience,
he'll reach for a dictionary.
309
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,370
-Well, there's nothing you
can do for Jim anyway.
310
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,220
-Martin.
311
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,300
-I've got to go.
312
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,580
I'll call you tonight.
313
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,830
-Bye, love.
314
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,980
-Are you going to take
the day off?
315
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,230
-School's closed
for half-term.
316
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,550
-Here.
317
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:17,200
-Do you want us to carry
on with the garden?
318
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,710
-Oh, lordy.
319
00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,970
Yes, nothing changes there.
320
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:23,540
You'll have some help
with the heavy work.
321
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,970
-Apparently Jim wrote to the
local newspaper, complaining
322
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:28,140
about everyone and everything.
323
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,490
And all of it unprintable.
324
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,940
-Well, everyone needs a hobby.
325
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,730
-Well, this was like
an obsession.
326
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:35,880
I think he saw himself as the
conscience of the village.
327
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,020
-You aren't letting
this get to you?
328
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,530
-Well, what do you expect?
329
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,750
You didn't see the
look he gave me.
330
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,170
Oh, and the policeman said
that if Jim hadn't thrown
331
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,430
himself in the river
when he did, he--
332
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,460
-Ladies.
333
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,920
-I think it's our labor force.
334
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,870
-Cool hand luke and the gang.
335
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,680
-Not going to eat you.
336
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,240
Not here in broad daylight,
anyway.
337
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,540
-It's all very well
for an ex-copper.
338
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,040
You have experience
with law breakers.
339
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,180
What if one of them tried
to make a run for it?
340
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,520
-There's no wooden horse.
341
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,110
And steve mcqueen himself
couldn't get a
342
00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:23,490
Motorbike over that wall.
343
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,440
-Well, he's not going to
be much of an obstacle.
344
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,720
-Don't be mislead by
our mr. Coutts.
345
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,280
He's like a coiled spring.
346
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,470
-Hello.
347
00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:36,570
-Would you like me to
introduce the boys?
348
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:40,340
-Huxton Rymer, mp.
349
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,470
Ring any bells?
350
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,630
-George Marsden plummer.
351
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,500
An example to us all.
352
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,410
If you're going to burn down a
building, and claim from five
353
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:54,990
different insurance companies,
make sure you put the claim
354
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:58,740
Forms in the right envelopes.
355
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,210
-You look familiar.
356
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,460
-I'm Rupert Waldo.
357
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,530
Celebrity chef.
358
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:08,220
You may have seen my show on the
home and kitchen channel.
359
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,730
-You didn't poison someone
on air, did you?
360
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,790
-Fraud, I'm afraid.
361
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:15,810
Those, uh, recipe books
with my name on them.
362
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,260
Didn't write a single
one of them.
363
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,880
-They put you in
jail for that?
364
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,810
-Well, plus a small matter of
misstated profits and the
365
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,760
inland revenue.
366
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,960
-So what are you
all doing here?
367
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:33,340
-We are on loan to mr. Frazer
from bleakmoor grange.
368
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,980
He's done a deal with
the governor.
369
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:39,210
He has an eye for a bargain,
mr. Frazer.
370
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,520
I bet he got you cheap.
371
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,660
-Um, any chance of
a look at a plan?
372
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,840
-There's been a-- a building
here that doesn't appear on
373
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,170
the original plan.
374
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:52,600
-No.
375
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,000
Um, now this was the
victorian chapel.
376
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
As ugly a piece of Jerry-building
as ever spoiled a garden.
377
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,460
-It had been a ruin for years.
378
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,610
We spent the last three weeks
loading up stones for carting away.
379
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,040
-Well, we'll have to, um, dig
out the foundations and make
380
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,870
the ground good before
we can recreate
381
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,790
the Elizabethan design.
382
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,620
-When the judge said 10 years,
he never mentioned hard labor.
383
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,740
-Is this a problem?
384
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,840
-I am kidding.
385
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,410
We're all volunteers.
386
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:21,100
You're not the only ones
that want to see
387
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,510
this garden restored, you know.
388
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,400
-Have you done this sort
of thing before?
389
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,430
-Best window box display
Kettle Hampton
390
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:28,380
flower show last year.
391
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,350
-Runners-up best
garden in
392
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,130
a small, enclosed yard.
393
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,850
-They'd have given us
best hanging basket.
394
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,520
But they wouldn't let
us have a ladder.
395
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,480
-Oh, Rosemary?
396
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,730
-What?
397
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,380
-What do you make
of these holes?
398
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,040
-We've been seeing
them all over.
399
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:04,830
-Oh, I didn't know moles brought
their own spades.
400
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:11,200
-Maybe that's why Jim was
sneaking into the garden.
401
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,910
-Digging in the chapel ruins
for some ancient family treasure?
402
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,270
Have they found Jim?
403
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,200
-Nobody found anything.
404
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,920
Look, I know you're very
comfortable here.
405
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,400
But, would you mind
awfully staying
406
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,100
with me in the house tonight?
But, would you mind
awfully staying
407
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,030
with me in the house tonight?
408
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,720
Martin can't get back
until morning.
409
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,620
-Well, if you insist.
410
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,440
Come on, Rosemary.
411
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,410
We can't let Suzanne down.
412
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:40,670
-Enjoy it while you can.
413
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:41,260
-Oh, I will.
414
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,520
I will.
415
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,510
-Toby.
416
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,790
Tim.
417
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,160
Back into bed right now,
and stay there.
418
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,000
Mommy's got friends round.
419
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,820
-As long as they stay upstairs
after 8 o'clock, that's all
420
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,400
the victory I ask for.
421
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,330
-Ah, who's joining us?
422
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:09,280
-Gwynne.
423
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,990
You met her yesterday.
424
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,090
She's my best friend
in the village.
425
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:17,680
And she was Martin's first
girlfriend, I know.
426
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,150
He tells everyone.
427
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:21,110
And then he tells them not
to mention it to me.
428
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,860
- Bless him.
429
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,560
-Cheers.
430
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,900
-Whoever it is, I've had
enough for one day.
431
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:38,620
-They might have found him.
432
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:41,120
-Well, that's the last thing
I want to think about.
433
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,650
Hello, love.
434
00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:45,690
Old hauserstokes says I can take
the rest of the week off
435
00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,280
once I've covered the
custody hearing.
436
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,130
So I'll definitely be home
by tomorrow, I promise.
437
00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:53,030
I'll try and be back by night.
438
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,080
-By the way, I stopped by and fed
Jim's chickens on the way over.
439
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,800
-Oh, thanks.
440
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,120
-Ok.
441
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,120
-Has anybody any idea
what made him do it?
442
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,690
-Nobody was that close to him.
443
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,780
Nobody wanted to be.
444
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,840
-Oh, there'll be
so much to do.
445
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,100
There's the whole
house to clear.
446
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,800
-We don't even know that
he's dead yet.
447
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,940
-Bless you for helping, but you
don't interrupt rapids downstream.
448
00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:24,060
-He didn't get out
before that?
449
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,310
-He didn't get out.
450
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,000
-Why did Martin have
to warn him off?
451
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,490
-Jim could never appreciate
the fine line between
452
00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:39,840
being a welcomed guest
and a trespasser.
453
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,700
- Gwynne.
454
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,570
Well, look at the
number of times Martin
455
00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:44,460
Caught him on the property.
456
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,080
You saw for yourselves.
457
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,600
Never mind she's
here on her own
458
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,880
with the children all week.
459
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,860
-Oh, that'll be Fern.
460
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,530
I told her to call by after work
if she needs a lift home.
461
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,170
You're early, darling.
462
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,960
-Only three tables, and
the tips were lousy.
463
00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:12,930
-Do you want anything to eat?
464
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,150
-Oh, chef made me some chips.
465
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,880
What were you talking about?
466
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,690
-I'll give you one guess.
467
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:23,320
-Well, I saw Jim hanging out
here on friday night.
468
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,660
-When?
469
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:25,890
-When I was walking to work.
470
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,090
He was out there on the lane,
outside the gates.
471
00:24:28,090 --> 00:24:29,470
I reckon he didn't
want me to see
472
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:31,470
him posting one of his letters.
473
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,830
-You mean one of the letters
he sent to the local paper?
474
00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:35,290
-Jim was harmless.
475
00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:36,890
-He could have a nasty
mind when it
476
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:37,990
Came to certain people.
477
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:38,630
-Gwynne!
478
00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:39,880
Please.
479
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,550
-What about some acidic
fertilizer?
480
00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,040
-See what I've got in.
481
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,770
-Jim?
482
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,720
Sorry.
483
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,870
-They found jim's body
in the river.
484
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,580
Martin's just been
to identify him.
485
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:16,520
-Just stand up, say what
you saw, and sit down.
486
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,300
That's all there is to it.
487
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:18,750
-Morning.
488
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:19,310
-Good morning.
489
00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:19,710
-Morning.
490
00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:22,230
-Rosemary, I think ought
to warn you.
491
00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:25,460
Do you know who the coroner for
the Lyvedon borough is?
492
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:26,120
-No.
493
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,230
-Well, technically, it's
supposed to be me.
494
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,300
But when there's a clash of
interest, what happens is--
495
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,730
-Surely Martin can't be expected
to present over his
496
00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:36,130
own cousin's inquest.
497
00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,060
-No, of course not.
498
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:39,200
When something like this
happens, they swap duties with
499
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,930
the part-timer from
the next borough.
500
00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,920
-Well, why would that be
a problem for Rosemary?
501
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,190
-Warwick Jardine?
502
00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,440
You're joking.
503
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:51,010
-The body was washed down river,
and was retrieved from
504
00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:55,670
the weir at 11 o'clock
on tuesday morning.
505
00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:57,040
It was in a very
poor condition.
506
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,060
But mr. Martin Frazer was
able to identify his
507
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,600
cousin at the scene.
508
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,160
-And the reason for that
poor condition being--
509
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,860
-all the rocks and stones.
510
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,010
It's a very fast-moving river.
511
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:13,790
Our pathologist said it was the
battering that killed him.
512
00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:17,100
-Thank you, constable stuart.
513
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,440
And now I'd like to hear from
miss Rosemary Boxer.
514
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,790
-I saw james Frazer out on
the stepping stones.
515
00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:39,190
He seemed to be waiting
for something.
516
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:43,130
And he looked straight
at me for a moment.
517
00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:47,360
And then he just let himself
fall into the water.
518
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,970
-Did he struggle or cry out?
519
00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:54,410
-No, he was carried away
in a matter of seconds.
520
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,110
-So, in effect, you were the
last person to see him alive.
521
00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:12,970
Miss Boxer?
522
00:29:12,970 --> 00:29:16,690
-I thought I saw him again
at the tuesday market.
523
00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:19,520
It was only for a second, and
i--i couldn't be sure.
524
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,760
But it isn't a face that
I'd quickly forget.
525
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,370
-Miss Boxer, I want you to think
very carefully about
526
00:29:28,370 --> 00:29:31,080
what you're telling us.
527
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,640
-I thought I saw him, but
I couldn't swear to it.
528
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,120
-Miss Boxer, this is
a coroner's court.
529
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,850
You are swearing to it.
530
00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:45,170
-In that case, I would
have to say that I
531
00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,760
was probably mistaken.
532
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,000
-Thank you.
533
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,990
-You can forget it now.
534
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:53,920
It's over.
535
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:58,170
-Anything to say about the
suicide verdict, miss Boxer?
536
00:29:58,170 --> 00:29:59,420
Thank you.
537
00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:03,730
-Well, he might have waited
for an answer.
538
00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:04,440
-He's a journalist.
539
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,590
He can make up his own--
540
00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:07,220
-You poor thing.
541
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,160
Are you all right?
542
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,210
-Oh, I'm fine.
543
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,250
-You mustn't take any of that
awful summing up personally.
544
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,610
-Yeah, anyone can have
a wildand irrational flight
545
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:14,670
of fantasy at any time.
546
00:30:14,670 --> 00:30:16,250
I know I can.
547
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,990
-Thank you.
548
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:18,650
-I, uh--
549
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,950
I wondered if you had a chance
to mention you-know-what to
550
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,340
you-know-who?
551
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,770
-What?
552
00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:28,200
-About posing.
553
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,070
-No, I didn't see the
actual event.
554
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,190
-No, I don't think
she's interested.
555
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,560
-Yeah, I'm sorry, Martin.
556
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,140
But if Warwick Jardine hadn't
put me on the spot, I wouldn't
557
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,400
even have mentioned it.
558
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,890
-You could see what I'm getting
at, though, can't you?
559
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,180
The last thing I want is Suzanne
and the kids being
560
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,270
spooked when I'm not here.
561
00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:55,240
-I'm not saying that they're
going to meet their dead uncle
562
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,410
Jim on the doorstep
in the moonlight.
563
00:30:57,410 --> 00:30:58,530
-I saw him dead.
564
00:30:58,530 --> 00:30:59,500
You saw him die.
565
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,970
What are you suggesting,
Rosemary?
566
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:02,350
Some kind of funny business?
567
00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:04,580
-She was under oath, Martin.
568
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,350
She had to say what she
believed she saw.
569
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,110
-I'll tell you what.
570
00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:10,750
Do this, and you'll
be doing me a big
571
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,380
favor at the same time.
572
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,850
Go to jim's cottage.
573
00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:18,090
Sort out his bloody
animals for me.
574
00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:20,860
You have my permission
to snoop, sneak,
575
00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,030
and crawl all over that place.
576
00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:24,630
And if you find anything that
smacks of dodgy business, tell
577
00:31:24,630 --> 00:31:25,520
constable Stuart.
578
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,230
Tell the world.
579
00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:27,450
But most of all, tell me.
580
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,720
Because I want to be
the first to know.
581
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,800
-As if this isn't embarrassing
enough.
582
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,090
-I--
583
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,590
I'm serious.
584
00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:36,770
Jim was my cousin, but we
grew up like brothers.
585
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,750
He was the best friend
a boy could ask for.
586
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,590
It broke my heart to see how
he went as he got older.
587
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,600
How do you think it felt to
watch him turn into the
588
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,930
Village nutter?
589
00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:46,740
-Martin.
590
00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:48,190
-Well, that's what he was.
591
00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,890
That was not the jim
that I knew.
592
00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:54,010
The Jim that I knew was here.
593
00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:58,220
The man that you saw was
a stranger to me.
594
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,140
I don't know what pushed
him over the edge.
595
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,520
But it only put him
in a kinder place.
596
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,240
-Perhaps we should discuss this
again when we're all a
597
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,740
little bit less worked up.
598
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,310
Rosemary.
599
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:23,040
I don't believe you.
600
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,890
Well, you can't expect Martin to
601
00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,010
move chickens and a goat
in the family peugeot.
602
00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,260
-You know what I'm
talking about.
603
00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:33,010
-Constable Stuart said that if
Jim Frazer hadn't topped
604
00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:36,200
himself, somebody around here
would have murdered him.
605
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,640
Well, what if somebody has?
606
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,550
-He still wouldn't be alive, and
walking around the market.
607
00:32:41,550 --> 00:32:45,030
-Unless the Jim we saw in the
garden wasn't Martin's cousin,
608
00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,650
but someone pretending
to be him.
609
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:48,140
-Why?
610
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,640
-Because the real cousin
Jim's already
611
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,020
Dead, and in the river.
612
00:32:58,870 --> 00:33:01,380
-What are your experience
with goats?
613
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,630
-None.
614
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:09,110
-Chickens?
-Only in soup or sandwich form.
615
00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:15,070
-Gwynne said she's been popping
around to feed them.
616
00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:17,440
Poor things.
617
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,690
Lost your daddy?
618
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,180
What?
619
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,870
Go on.
620
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,370
No one's going to
jump out at you.
621
00:33:33,370 --> 00:33:36,180
-I wouldn't be so sure.
622
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,580
Rosemary.
623
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,990
Why would anyone
murder Jim, and then
624
00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:42,530
pretend to be him just to chuck
himself in the river?
625
00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:45,820
-So everyone would assume it was
suicide when Jim's actual
626
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:48,420
body turned up downstream.
627
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,470
-Bearing the marks of
a murder victim?
628
00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:51,470
-No, not necessarily.
629
00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:54,430
You'd have a hard time sorting
out the injuries after the
630
00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,590
river bed pinball.
631
00:33:57,590 --> 00:33:59,860
-Why didn't you try and
find some picture id?
632
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:02,170
Surely that would settle the
question once and for all.
633
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:05,840
-Help me look.
634
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,340
-No, I shall be establishing
a rapport with a goat.
635
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,120
-What will they think of next?
636
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:56,820
-If you never travel, you
don't need a passport.
637
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,000
And if he didn't have a car--
638
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,500
-not one picture
of him, though.
639
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,820
Not anywhere in the house.
640
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:05,830
-People keep pictures
of other people.
641
00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:07,540
That doesn't have to
be significant.
642
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,960
-Unless that means that somebody
went through the place before us.
643
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,310
I'd call that significant.
644
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,710
-You heard Martin.
645
00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:18,690
His landlord's key was
the only spare.
646
00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:20,220
-Strange.
647
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:23,250
Even Martin didn't
have a picture.
648
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:27,230
And speaking of Martin, he seems
to be the only person
649
00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:29,730
around here who doesn't
get a mention in jim's
650
00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:32,630
Letters to the press.
651
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,990
I wonder if they're all here.
652
00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:40,720
-What have you got there?
653
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,230
-Carbon copies.
654
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:45,220
- You-- you never took
them from the cottage.
655
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,220
-Well, I'm only doing what
Martin told me to.
656
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,650
-Oh, listen to this one.
657
00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:57,100
"She has access to all those
drugs at the hospital.
658
00:35:57,100 --> 00:36:03,500
But someone ought to ask her what
she's hoarding in that Bridge."
659
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,130
-Who?
660
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,720
-Katie stevens, the
anesthetist.
661
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,600
Drugs!
662
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,320
Maybe Jim saw something
there that could
663
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,920
have got him killed.
664
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,860
-Katie.
665
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:24,500
One of us has a perfect excuse
to know who's around the Stevens' house.
666
00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,470
-Who would that be?
667
00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:28,500
-I'm not the one her husband
wants to paint.
668
00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:46,920
-You see?
669
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,850
-Nothing much got past
him, did it?
670
00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:53,270
"She's growing up a terrible
flirt, but then look at who
671
00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:54,400
her father was."
672
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,960
-Which one's that?
673
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,420
The one about
Gwynne's daughter.
674
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:58,920
Fern?
675
00:37:00,390 --> 00:37:02,360
Now, just remember.
676
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,690
If you see him start mixing
rose madder--
677
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,360
Is that the face you're
going to pose with?
678
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,110
-I don't care how
charming he is.
679
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,150
The kit stays on.
680
00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:35,310
-Hello?
681
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,620
Hi, her.
682
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,160
-Hello, mrs. Thyme.
683
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,880
-Be with you in about
10 minutes.
684
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,120
You want to find the kitchen?
685
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,390
Grab a coffee?
686
00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:04,590
Thrud the barbarian.
687
00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:07,410
Reprinting the whole series
with new covers.
688
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,490
You know, they're all written
by psychiatrists.
689
00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,350
-I'll, uh, leave you
to it, then.
690
00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,550
- Full monty.
691
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,920
Hey, if my sergeant saw that.
692
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,680
-All right, you two.
693
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,310
Settle down.
Come on.
694
00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:18,460
Work to do.
695
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,050
-Milk?
696
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,800
-Feeling peaky?
697
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,650
That could solve all
your problems.
698
00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,940
-It's for the children's
little ailments.
699
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:57,190
I make it up myself.
700
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:02,180
Do you know how homeopathy
works?
701
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:06,770
-You take a heavily diluted form
of something that would
702
00:39:06,770 --> 00:39:09,150
cause the same symptoms
as the disease.
703
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,870
-Ah, you've done study.
704
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,810
-Just what I've read
in magazines.
705
00:39:12,810 --> 00:39:15,420
-Of course, when they set the
dilution levels, they failed
706
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,020
to realize you need to drink
8,000 gallons of this stuff to
707
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,910
get one molecule of
the additive.
708
00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:23,460
So then they came up with
the memory of water.
709
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:30,440
-I was never that
good at science.
710
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,170
-You see it doesn't matter if
the additive's long vanished.
711
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,570
The water remembers it.
712
00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:38,180
Now, when I make up medicine for
the children, I just take
713
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,620
that one stage further.
714
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:44,860
I simply show the additive
to the water.
715
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,500
And the water imagines it.
716
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:55,800
-You don't believe any
of this, do you?
717
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,180
-I do believe in the
placebo effect.
718
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:01,450
The power of suggestion.
719
00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:06,700
And I don't think plain water
ever did anyone much harm.
720
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,010
-Unless your name
is Jim Frazer.
721
00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:16,990
Could the power of suggestion
make someone kill himself?
722
00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:20,270
-I doubt it.
723
00:40:20,270 --> 00:40:24,740
Unless the person's weak and
vulnerable, and deep in his
724
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,990
heart really needed to die.
725
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,630
-Chris is ready for you now.
726
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,760
-Bye, Fern.
727
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,320
Don't forget your coffee.
728
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,570
-Oh, thanks.
729
00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,870
-Ok, just wrap it
around yourself.
730
00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:50,530
Fling it across.
731
00:40:50,530 --> 00:40:51,870
Like this.
732
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:53,120
-Ooh, very Scarlet Pimpernel.
733
00:40:58,690 --> 00:40:59,790
What's the book called?
734
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:00,520
-"The king's
735
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,470
Last mistress."
736
00:41:02,470 --> 00:41:03,370
Sounds racy.
737
00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:04,410
Have you read it?
738
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:08,540
Now, can you look surprised?
739
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,970
Really surprised?
740
00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,420
-Well, I'm not used to this.
741
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,950
-You here to work, or
just waste my time?
742
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:13,940
-I beg your pardon.
743
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:14,460
-Good.
744
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:15,690
Excellent.
745
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:16,580
More of that.
746
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,360
Come on, you trollup.
747
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,030
Let's work.
748
00:41:18,030 --> 00:41:19,690
Good, good, good.
749
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,430
More like that, or I'll
throw you out of here.
750
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,540
-Shock!
751
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,030
Horror!
752
00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:23,530
Shock!
753
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,010
Horror!
754
00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:27,480
-Mr. Teed!
755
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,730
Mr. Teed.
756
00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:34,220
-I love it when women
chase after me.
757
00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,290
Tell me what I can do for you.
758
00:41:47,290 --> 00:41:51,380
-I was wondering if you were
running a picture of Jim Frazer
759
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:54,900
alongside the inquest report.
760
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,150
-Of course.
761
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,620
He's barely 10 years
old in this.
762
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,700
Is there nothing a
bit more recent?
763
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,240
-Alas, that's all Martin
could give me.
764
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,520
-Is there nothing on file?
765
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,770
-Miss Boxer.
766
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,620
This newspaper stays afloat
on one simple principle.
767
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,850
Whenever there's an event
in one of the villages,
768
00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:22,520
I turn up and
photograph the crowd.
769
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,330
If those people buy the
newspaper, I break even.
770
00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:30,060
If some of them buy a copy of
the picture, I'm in profit.
771
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:34,080
James Frazer, I'm sorry to say,
was never a welcome face
772
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,630
in any crowd.
773
00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:38,350
-He sent you a lot of
letters, though.
774
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,610
-Big part of his problem.
775
00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:42,720
-Did you print any of them?
776
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,700
-I like my house too much.
777
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,320
-They didn't look pretty
contentious.
778
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,400
-Well, you couldn't say.
779
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,140
I got to the point I dropped
them in the shredder
780
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,110
without reading them.
781
00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:57,500
-So you wouldn't even know
if any of the gossip
782
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,930
concerned his cousin,
Martin?
783
00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:04,240
Well, you know, you've got to
understand something about the
784
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,710
setup in Lyvedon.
785
00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:09,460
Everybody in this entire valley
depends on Martin Frazer
786
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:13,230
and his family's estate
in some way or another.
787
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,820
They rent from him,
sell to him.
788
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:18,570
They work in trades would have
vanished without him.
789
00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:20,640
He keeps the school
open, the--
790
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,590
The developers out.
791
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:25,970
-So what you're telling me is
even if there was any scandal,
792
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,210
you'd only lose readers
if you printed it.
793
00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:30,990
-What I'm telling you is
you'd go a long way to
794
00:43:30,990 --> 00:43:33,850
find a better man.
795
00:43:33,850 --> 00:43:37,790
I don't suppose I could, um,
put you down to, uh, buy a
796
00:43:37,790 --> 00:43:39,740
picture, hmm?
797
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:43,780
This week's page three.
798
00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:45,350
-You're really good.
799
00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:47,630
-Well, say it a bit louder
so the mrs. Can hear.
800
00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:49,520
-I mean it.
801
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,480
You could be in galleries.
802
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,920
You could be stinking rich.
803
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,000
-I am stinking rich.
804
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,980
Have the overdraft
to prove it.
805
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:59,040
-I've read some of these.
806
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,280
-Well done.
807
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,450
-Do you often use people
from the village?
808
00:44:03,450 --> 00:44:04,120
-Always.
809
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,070
I like to use real faces.
810
00:44:06,070 --> 00:44:09,330
I've had just about everyone
through here.
811
00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:12,690
-Including Jim Frazer.
812
00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:14,550
-There is a limit.
813
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:16,100
-What you mean?
814
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,240
-Well, all due deference to
Martin, but I wouldn't have
815
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,800
that cousin of his anywhere
near my house.
816
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,860
-Why not?
817
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:27,370
-He tried to make trouble
for me and mine.
818
00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,620
God rest his soul.
819
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,630
I shall say no more.
820
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:40,580
-Um, who was the model
for that one?
821
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,830
-I can't recall.
822
00:44:47,430 --> 00:44:48,680
Thank you.
823
00:45:09,050 --> 00:45:10,380
-Yes, Martin.
824
00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:13,690
Yes, she just left within
the last minute.
825
00:45:13,690 --> 00:45:16,840
Now, the thing is,
I told her the
826
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,420
Letters had been destroyed.
827
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,680
So what should I do?
828
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,740
Do you know if Jim kept copies
of what he wrote?
829
00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,840
This sounds to me like--
830
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,300
Like she's had her
hands on them.
831
00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:30,200
Ok.
832
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,220
No problem.
833
00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:32,260
I'm doing it now.58606
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