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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:07,840 ♪ Then school comes along just to end it 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:10,909 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,113 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it 4 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,114 ♪ Like maybe... 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,648 ♪ Building a rocket 6 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:17,983 ♪ Or fighting a mummy 7 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:20,753 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower 8 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:23,122 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey! 9 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:26,258 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower 10 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,660 ♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots 11 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,062 ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain 12 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:33,932 ♪ Finding a dodo bird, Painting a continent 13 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,602 ♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas! 14 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,238 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,973 ♪ Before school starts this fall 16 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:42,107 Come on, Perry! 17 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:47,146 ♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all 18 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,814 ♪ So stick with us 19 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,618 ♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! 20 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,852 Mom! 21 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:57,122 Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 22 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:05,964 (man on TV)And now back the Pride of the Paleolithic. 23 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:10,569 Neanderthals were great makers of tools as well as skilled hunters. 24 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,238 It's also believed that they had a highly advanced language. 25 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,643 For example... (grunting/babbling) 26 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:18,944 (woman screaming) 27 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,713 (babbling/laughing) Aah! 28 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,682 ...is how they may have said, "I love you," 29 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,250 or "Please take out the trash." 30 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:28,353 But one day, the fateful ice storms came. 31 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:33,325 The Neanderthals blamed each to survive the harsh cold.ed 32 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:37,129 Many were frozen in glaciers and may be preserved to this very day. 33 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,631 We will return to our program after a brief word 34 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,333 from our sponsor. 35 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,368 ♪ Turkey on rye or flamed bologna meat 36 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,337 ♪ Our sandwich guy will make you want to eat ♪ Hmm... 37 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,639 I wonder if there's a cave man in the Danville Glacier. 38 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,141 (announcer) Come on down to Sandwich Town. 39 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,844 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. 40 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:54,713 You know what else we should do today? (gulps) 41 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,249 Go search for a cave man at the Danville Glacier. 42 00:01:57,251 --> 00:02:01,687 (Candace) Oh, I've got to find to Stacy's costume party.r 43 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,790 That's it! A disco diva! Nah! 44 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,359 A corn dog. Nah! 45 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,828 I know. I'll ask Jeremy. 46 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,331 What do you think about my costumes, Jeremy? 47 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,367 (deep voice) Gee, Candace, I think you look beautiful and everything. 48 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,236 Will you be my girlfriend? (cell phone rings) 49 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,372 Oh, yes, Jeremy! I'll be your girlfriend! (ringing continues) 50 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:24,743 (gasps) What? The prom? What? 51 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,645 Ahem.Uh, Candace? 52 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,982 (deep voice) No. Uh, just a minute, please. 53 00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,017 A-he-hem. (normal voice) Hi, Jeremy. 54 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,919 Hey, Candace. Are you going to Stacy's party? 55 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,355 Yes. Cool. It's gonna be wicked. 56 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,423 I'm going as a cave man. I'll see you there. 57 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,127 (laughs) Bye, Jeremy. Ghee! 58 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:44,796 It's perfect! I'll dress up like a cave woman, 59 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,367 and Jeremy and I will be all matchy, and it'll be like we're on a date. 60 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,435 (laughing excitedly) 61 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:57,676 Well, boys, we're off to the Center for Historically Relevant Botanical Gardens, 62 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,779 a virtual treasure trove of topical topiaries. 63 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,382 I'm sure it'll be riveting. What are you boys doing today? 64 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,852 Archaeological dig. OK. Don't touch the flower beds. 65 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,687 Wouldn't think of it. (car departs) 66 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,222 Hey, where's Perry? 67 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:24,236 (chirping) 68 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,809 Ha ha. Oh, there you are, Agent P. 69 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,812 (chuckling) Karl, he fell for it. (Karl chuckles) 70 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:37,416 We were just kidding about the whole magpie costume. 71 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,985 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz is up to something. 72 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,922 Seek out that wild-eyed miscreant and find out what he's up to. 73 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,091 Ooh! Tell him to do it dressed as a rabbit. 74 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:50,028 Ooh, and Agent P, could... could you do it dressed as a bunny? 75 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,931 (laughs) Good one, sir. 76 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,266 A big pink bunny! ♪ Perry 77 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,068 Wait till Jeremy sees how hot I am 78 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,403 in my smokin' cave girl outfit. (cell phone ringing) 79 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,339 Psst. (ringing continues) 80 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,341 Ooga-booga! Hi, it's Stace. 81 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:05,177 Do you think you could bring a sandwich platter to the party? Sure! 82 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:09,948 Ooh, I'll bring roast beef! Jeremy eats roast beef on Phine-days and Satu-Ferbs. 83 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,185 Phineas and Ferb, you're lustin' for a bustin'! Candace! 84 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,921 Forget your brothers. Remember? Jeremy. 85 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,124 Right. Jeremy. Sandwiches. True love. Your house. Bye. 86 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,365 Well, Ferb, let's scout around and see what's what. 87 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:30,969 All right, let's see. Jurassic, Cretaceous, Plasticine... 88 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,338 Oh, here's Paleolithic, down here on the end. 89 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,351 Perry the Platypus! 90 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,920 Oh, your persistence is insufferable. 91 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,456 And by that, I mean completely sufferable. 92 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,993 You are just in time, though, to watch me rid the tristate area 93 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,095 of one of my biggest pet peeves: 94 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,564 people who dress as sandwiches to promote restaurants. 95 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:03,635 You see? You see what I mean? What is this? Are you a person or are you a food? 96 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:07,939 For some reason, I don't mind the taco guy so much. Look at his cute little hat. 97 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,475 Anyway, the whole thing sickens me to no end, 98 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,880 which is why I created the Sandwich Suit Removinator! 99 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,917 It sucks all sandwich suits up into the air 100 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,853 and then shreds them to teensy, weensy pieces. 101 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:26,525 Today I will fly all over the city and strip anyone dressed as a sandwich 102 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,860 right down to their skivvies! 103 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,529 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 104 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:33,031 Ooh hoo hoo! Hee hee hee hee ha ha! 105 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,466 Woo hoo hoo hoo! 106 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:38,303 Heh heh. Uhh... I've become my mother. 107 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,440 ♪ Ooh, oh, yeah After Jeremy sees me lookin' so fly 108 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:45,010 ♪ He's gonna wanna be my guy Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ (cell phone rings) 109 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,847 Oh, hi, Stacy. Yes, sandwiches. I'm on it! 110 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,315 This'll be fantastic. 111 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,117 Think of all the practical applications 112 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,453 a cave man can have in the modern world. 113 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,325 Actually, you know, besides politics, I can't think of anything. 114 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,694 But wait till he says what we've done with the wheel... 115 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,330 and fire... and shiny objects. 116 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,235 We did it! 117 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,636 Me Conk. 118 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,572 Me Phineas, he Ferb. 119 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,608 Conk hungry. Food! 120 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,611 Oh, no, Conk! That's a carburet... or. 121 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,481 (chewing loudly) Uh, seriously, Conk, 122 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:27,586 me go to kitchen for food while you wait here with Ferb. 123 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,655 Wow, not a very sophisticated palate. Ahh... 124 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:33,959 ♪ Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, uh-huh, uh-huh... Hey, Candace, 125 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,228 you think you could spare a sandwich? 126 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,330 Well, I'm sure I can spare one. 127 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:40,399 I know how men are about their meat. 128 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:43,435 Argh! Me manly man! Me like meat! 129 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:47,038 Gee, uh, thanks, sis. Cool outfit, by the way. 130 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,941 You should meet our new friend. He's a real Neanderthal. 131 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:54,913 I don't care how buff he is. Me, hang out with one of your friends? Please. 132 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,015 Now run along before I take my sandwich back. 133 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:02,020 And if you even think about trying something funny today, you're gonna get it! 134 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,523 Get what? It! 135 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,926 Well, if "it" is another sandwich, I'll take it now, please. 136 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,430 At last my efforts have come to fruition! 137 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,032 And nothing can stop me! 138 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,268 (engine sputters) Hmm. 139 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:25,210 I told Vanessa if she takes out the big head, she has to fill it up. 140 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,714 (ding) Ah, yes. 141 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,684 All zeroes make it so much easier to balance my check - 142 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,120 Perry the Platypus, are you asleep? 143 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:39,224 (groans) Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to soliloquize. 144 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,060 (groans) Where was I? 145 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:45,430 At last - Well, you remember the rest. 146 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:48,733 Ah ha ha ha ha! 147 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:52,037 ♪ Dooby-dooby-doo Bah dooby-dooby-doo 148 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,639 ♪ Bah dooby-dooby-doo Bah dooby-dooby-doo 149 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,409 (whistles) ♪ Bah dooby-dooby-doo Bah dooby-dooby-doo 150 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:01,213 ♪ Bah ♪ Agent P 151 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,087 Ah ha ha! 152 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,091 Ahh, ahh, ahh! 153 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:18,363 Hey, guys, good news. I've got refreshments. 154 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:21,666 Ah! A little something to wash it down? 155 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,704 I guess we'd be hungry, too, if we hadn't eaten in 28,000 years. 156 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:29,207 Come on, Ferb. Let's go wrangle up some snacks for our new pal. 157 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:33,044 You stay put, and we'll be back. 158 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:39,551 ♪ Happy, happy sandwich man Mm-hmm, mm-hmm 159 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,119 Sandwiches! 160 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:47,459 Good news! We got a plethora of sandwiches for you. 161 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,794 Um, Conk? 162 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,730 Uh-oh. 163 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,737 (chewing loudly) 164 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,374 Jeremy? Is that you? 165 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,810 Wow, great costume! I hardly recognize you. 166 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,713 Yay! It's Candace... and... And Jeremy! 167 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,383 And you guys are all matchy. Yeah. 168 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,085 Hey, everybody, Candace and Jeremy are here. 169 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,388 Wow! (all clamoring) 170 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,657 (boy) I don't even know what that is. 171 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:22,160 Jeremy, dude! Sweet costume, bro! 172 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,829 OK, you're not my bro. Come on, let's dance! 173 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,099 (♪ techno music) Ooh, I love this song! Dance with me, Jeremy! 174 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:33,071 Yaaaahh! 175 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,242 (fake laugh) Yeah, he really hates techno. (grunting) 176 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:41,346 (sniffs) Food! Hey, Jeremy, isn't this a great party? 177 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:44,749 Hoo hoo! Jeremy, you're so primitive. Whoo! 178 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,484 (chewing loudly) Candace... 179 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,687 (cell phone rings) Hold that thought. Hello? 180 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:52,190 Hey, Candace. Sorry I'm running late, but I just finished getting ready. 181 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,193 Yeah, you look amazing. Wait, what? 182 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,761 See ya soon. Who was that? 183 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,397 J-J-J-J - Huh? I don't know a J-J-J-J - 184 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,199 But if that was, then who... 185 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,768 (Phineas) You should meet our new friend. He's a real Neanderthal. 186 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,804 (echoing) Neanderthal... Neanderthal... 187 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:10,709 Ooh! Phineas and Ferb are behind this! Mom! 188 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,277 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 189 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:16,281 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK. So, what is it this time? 190 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,350 She says they have a real cave man. 191 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,452 Well, you can say what you like about Candace, 192 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,154 but there's nothing primitive about her imagination. 193 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,624 Well, well, well, what do you know? 194 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,460 A hapless sandwich man. 195 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,463 Prepare to be eaten by the Removinator! 196 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,166 Mother of mayonnaise! 197 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,570 Yes! It is functioning properly! 198 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,174 Oh, no! Perry the Platy - 199 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:47,746 I demand you let me go, you... you... friend of Phineas and Ferb! 200 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:51,383 Aah! When my mom gets here, you're gonna be in big trouble. 201 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,752 There you are, Conk. Looky, looky. 202 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,261 I've got you now, Perry the Platy - Ooh! 203 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,497 Curse you, Perry the Platy - 204 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,400 There you go, Conky. There you go. 205 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,568 (quacks) 206 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,676 ♪ Agent P 207 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,815 Uhh! What smells like mustard? 208 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:26,551 Huh? (gasps) Aah! Ah ha ha! 209 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,921 That big sandwich! 210 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,358 Well, I guess we can't compete with a sandwich like that. 211 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,461 Aah! They say if you love something, let it go. 212 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,263 Especially if it's a cave man. 213 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,332 Yeah. Especially if it's a cave man. 214 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,539 How's the view up there, Ferb? 215 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,873 This is the life. 216 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,476 The sand, the sea, the sun. 217 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,445 (sobbing) The crying? 218 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,881 Hey, what's wrong, Buford? Why are you crying? 219 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,351 First, let's get one thing straight. I'm not cryin'. 220 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,020 I'm just sweatin' through my eyes. 221 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,623 And second... I lost Biff! 222 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,826 (sobbing resumes) 223 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,262 You mean your goldfish? Yes. (sobs) 224 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,331 He changed my life, you know? 225 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,500 I used to be a wimp, like you. 226 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:19,337 But then one day at the carnival, I was somehow drawn to this game. 227 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,372 (♪ carnival music) 228 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,243 And that's how I won my goldfish. 229 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,978 I named it Biff, after my mother. 230 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:31,416 It was the happiest day of my life. I finally had a friend. 231 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,418 But then I met the local bully. 232 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,355 Hello, nerd. Well, well, what have we here? 233 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,892 Looks like you brought me lunch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 234 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:45,430 I knew I had to defend my friend, so I did what I had to do. 235 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,732 (punches landing) 236 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:52,504 After that, I became the bully, and I wasn't afraid of anything or anybody, 237 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,539 except, you know, maybe a giant squid, 238 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,674 'cause, come on, those are freaky, right? 239 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,377 All suction cuppy and beaky. 240 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,517 Biff and I decided to go for a swim. 241 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:09,420 After a while, I couldn't hear him anymore. I got worried. 242 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,460 No! No! 243 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:21,966 (sobbing hysterically) 244 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,570 Wow, this is more annoying than when he was bullying us. 245 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,772 We gotta do something to get the old Buford back. 246 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,607 Maybe we should help him find his fish. 247 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,476 Really? You guys would do that? 248 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,511 How about a hug? Maybe later. 249 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,413 Let Buford hug you. Hey, where's Perry? 250 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,481 Come here. 251 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,623 Morning, Agent P. We've intercepted some very surprising footage 252 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,625 from a local TV station. 253 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:51,396 Breaking news. up a tree.n peril... 254 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,398 Oh, no. (cat yowls) 255 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,435 Wow, a good Samaritan saved her! 256 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,405 You see that? Dr. Doofenshmirtz saving a kitten. 257 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,574 Looks like he's defecting to the good side. 258 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,810 Make contact and present him with our standard welcome package. 259 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,946 Monogram out. 260 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,051 How about these? Do you think Jeremy would like them? 261 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,420 (gasps) Ooh, these are even better! 262 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,722 Hey, Candace, look. Is that a submarine? 263 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,458 And aren't those your brothers? 264 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,694 I can't believe how fast we put this together. 265 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,563 Yes. Usually takes us at least a montage. 266 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,465 They're not getting away with this. 267 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,435 I know what I'm getting. I'm gonna get this disposable camera, 268 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,704 and then I'll finally have proof, and I can bust them! 269 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,573 (man) Hey, you gotta pay for that! Right after I pay for this. 270 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,976 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 271 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,778 (buzzes) Hello? 272 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,081 Oh, Perry the Platypus. What do you want? 273 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,749 Oh, a gift for me? 274 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,918 Oh, how sweet of you. 275 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,155 What's this note attached? "Congratulations, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, 276 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,424 on defecting to the good side"? 277 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:57,962 Oh, no, not you, too! The TV's been repeating that news footage all day! 278 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,465 First of all, I'm not going to the good side. 279 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,801 Second, I'm going to keep this basket. There's a lot of goodies here. 280 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,071 Third, let me tell you what really happened. 281 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,507 I was out picking up a few things, 282 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,644 and as I was walking out of the store, I tripped on something. 283 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:16,414 As I fell, out of nowhere this kitten landed in my bag! 284 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,817 Oh! After all my evil attempts to dominate the tristate area, 285 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:24,622 this one little accident has ruined my reputation. 286 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,960 Worst of all, it happened on the eve of the evil scientists' fraternity reunion. 287 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,829 If they see that broadcast, I'll be a laughingstock. 288 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:35,900 They might even take away my membership, and then I'll lose all my benefits. 289 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,670 Hello? (beep) 290 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,839 I wasn't done talking yet. That was sort of rude. 291 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,542 (Phineas) All right, Isabella. Now it's your turn, Baljeet. 292 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,146 Why is Buford crying? I'm not cryin'! I'm sweatin' through my eyes! 293 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,815 (sobbing) All right, Buford, you're next. 294 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,918 That doesn't look very safe. You're doing fine. 295 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,723 Hey! I'm stuck! I'm stuck! (sobbing) 296 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:04,562 Hey, Buford, are you really sweating out of your eyes? 297 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:10,535 No! I'm just cryin'! (sobbing) 298 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,036 Thanks. I needed that. 299 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,509 Ready when you are, Captain. 300 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,645 We're ready to go. How's Buford? 301 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,683 I just hope we'll be able to find my friend Biff. (sobbing) 302 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,986 Don't worry. Ferb can communicate with dolphins. 303 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,055 (chirping) They'll help us find your goldfish. 304 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,691 (gasps) Biff! He looks so sweet! 305 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,593 (sobbing) 306 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,596 How about a hug? Come on! 307 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,165 All right, everyone, the dolphins are leading the way. 308 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,735 (shutter clicks) Let's follow those aquatic mammals. 309 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,570 Aye, aye, Captain. (Buford babbling) 310 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,705 Uh, Buford, you just stay put. 311 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,109 (whimpering) 312 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:56,647 ♪ When I'm soaking in my bath 313 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,250 ♪ I dump you in the tub 314 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:03,688 ♪ There's no need to say another word 315 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,923 ♪ You had me at "glub" 316 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,594 ♪ Your bowl became my world 317 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,563 ♪ So my world is empty now 318 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,533 ♪ All my love's caught in your filter 319 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,703 ♪ It needs to get to you somehow 320 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:25,610 ♪ They say that there's plenty of fish in the sea 321 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:30,114 ♪ But you're the only one for me 322 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:35,720 ♪ Without you I'm a fish out of water 323 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,854 ♪ I'm hooked 324 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:43,928 ♪ Please throw a line to me ♪ 325 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:52,136 (sobbing) 326 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,305 We've got to find that fish... soon. 327 00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,877 I've got something on the radar! 328 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,213 (pinging) (shutter clicks) 329 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,782 All right, it's time for a swim. 330 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:09,120 You found my friend? How about a hug? (sobs) Hug! 331 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,890 (shutter clicks) 332 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,626 Biff! 333 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,129 Biff! Biff! 334 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,764 Buford love Biff. 335 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,300 So, Perry the Platypus, 336 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:27,672 allow me to introduce the Media Erasinator! 337 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,974 Patent pending, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. 338 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,945 It will erase all video signals, print ads, photographs... 339 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:39,083 basically it will erase any image in the entire tristate area! 340 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:43,621 And I will be able to attend my reunion without any embarrassment. 341 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,756 Huh? 342 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,793 But I - Ooh! 343 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,762 Hey, guys, look. He missed me. 344 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,998 It sure looks like it. 345 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,370 There you go, little buddy. You're all safe now. 346 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,807 Let's get out of here! (chirping) 347 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,014 I got my Biff back. Thank you, guys. How about a hug? 348 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:13,184 Maybe later. I'm so happy, I could cry! 349 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,254 (sobbing) I wish we'd get our Buford back. 350 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,923 Uh, Buford? Aah! 351 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,892 A little help here. 352 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:27,732 Oh, good, you found Biff. Aah! (gasps) 353 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,201 Hey, where are Phineas and Ferb? Aah! 354 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:34,105 (gasps) It's all suction cuppy and beaky! 355 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,207 (whimpering) 356 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:41,379 No! Biff! 357 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,714 Hmm. A giant squid. What are the odds? 358 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,784 My money is on the squid. Cut me off a slice of that action. 359 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,823 Hey, squid! 360 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:57,461 Drop the goldfish. You and me are gonna dance. 361 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,940 So... I guess that's that. 362 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:12,210 I do not know how he does it. Always go for the long shots, kid. 363 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,278 Good day for Buford, huh? He got Biff back, 364 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,747 and I don't think he's afraid of squids anymore. 365 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:20,751 All right, there's nothin' to see here. Everybody back inside. 366 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,288 That was amazing. I can't believe I got all of this on film. 367 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:27,325 Hey, Buford, you were really brave out there. 368 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,894 What's that supposed to mean? You think I was a wimp before? 369 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,464 No, not really. But you were a lot more sensitive. 370 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,967 What did you say? 371 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,137 Yeah. Buford is back. 372 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,476 What? I've got to save the camera. 373 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,012 Save the camera, save the camera, save the camera. 374 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,018 Yay! We are back! We made it! 375 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,188 I told ya I was comin' out first. 376 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,790 Biff and I have some catchin' up to do. 377 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,261 Save the camera, save... save the cam - save the camera. 378 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,429 Save the camera... save the camera... 379 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:10,534 Save the camera, save the camera, save the camera. Hey, you gotta pay for that. 380 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,036 Right after I pay for this. 381 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,038 (beeping/whirring) 382 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,842 It's going crazy! It's shooting all over willy-nilly, 383 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,011 but really half-nilly! 384 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:23,347 I can't wait to show this to Mom. Ha ha ha ha. 385 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,424 Finally! I got those boys! 386 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,999 Wait! Where are you going?! 387 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,536 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 388 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,574 (meows) Oh, come on! 389 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,578 Candace, honey, you're all wet. Are you OK? 390 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,481 Phineas and Ferb... submarine... 391 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,984 dolphins... giant octopus. 392 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,053 I don't have time for these games. 393 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,654 Dry yourself off before you come in. 394 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,857 Hey, sis. Have a good swim? Mm! 395 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,896 ♪ They say that there's plenty 396 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:15,232 ♪ Of fish in the sea 397 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:19,503 ♪ But you're the only one for me 398 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:25,109 ♪ Without you I'm a fish out of water 399 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,243 ♪ I'm hooked 400 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:34,085 ♪ Please throw a line to me ♪ 401 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:38,522 (water bubbling) 37314

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