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They say that friendships

are never easier to build
than in childhood.

This is me. Olli.

Can you kick the ball to us?

Eight years old
and already so cool and likeable.

It's just that no one noticed.

No wonder you're always picked last!

But then Matze joined my class.

Children,
meet your new classmate, Matthias.

Tell us something about yourself.
What are your hobbies?

I... I... like to play soccer.

Children, stop that.

Matthias, please sit back there.

Let's continue with sentence types.
For example...

I'm Olli.

- M... Matze.
- You like soccer?

Oliver, if you keep bothering Matthias,
I'll have to move him.

No, th... that was my fault.

I a... a... asked him something.

There you go.

And that was the beginning
of our beautiful friendship.

MY BEST FRIEND, HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ME

No kidding.
If we don't do it now, we'll never do it.

The thing is, we'll do this only once.

Good news.
I found an apartment for you and your cat.

Yes, first floor. Great, I'll pick you up.

Hey, come over here.

Where's that?

Zanzibar. An island off Tanzania.

Put it on the list.

Well, isn't that crazy?

I didn't know
I was offering bamboo huts too.

Why aren't you working?

I've place... place... place...

I've placed the apartment
on Moltkestrasse.

And what did you do,
other than plan your world trip?

I...

brought you your favorite snack.

I don't know what's more impressive.

Your perfect timing,

always leaving work on the dot.

Or your clever career planning.
Taking a sabbatical in your early 30s.

Anyway, there's interest
in the Mülheim apartment.

But they can only view it after 7:00 p.m.
Here's the address.

7:00 p... That's after work.

Exactly. We can offset that
against the hour you just spent online.

Oh, and I don't want to see these
on your expense claim.

The Empress could have praised me.

That place on Moltkestrasse wasn't easy.

Hey, can you take care of this, Matze?

I need to get Schmitti's gift.

I thought we'd get some wine
at the gas station.

I thought of something else.

There. I think this must be the place.

Happy birthday, Schmitti!

Guys! You're over two hours late.
We finished eating ages ago.

No big deal. We're not mad at you.

For you. Might be handy for the new house.

Thanks. Listen. Behave yourselves today.

No drink-a-thon
that ends in a police callout.

Antje didn't want to invite you.

Huh? It's your birthday.

Yeah, that's why she allowed...

Wait.

Could you put these on?

It's the latest on-trend gray.
A mix of mud and granite.

- Don't let us interrupt.
- I'd hoped you'd be traveling the world.

Not for another two months.

- Great house, Schmitti.
- Thanks.

- I didn't know that pans paid so well.
- Household goods.

I'm no longer a salesman.
I'm a manager now.

Wow. Since when?

- One or two--
- You guys have a butt shower?

Yeah, but it's not...

Beautiful furnishings, Antje.

Thanks. We chose everything together.

- Right, honey?
- Absolutely.

Ha! And this is where you sleep, Schmitti?

Oh my God, Antje! Are you pregnant?

Since when?

Not yet.

But I reckon we'll be first.
You guys are all too scared.

Sorry to disappoint, Antje.

- Olli is already in his seventh month.
- Seventh.

- It's mine.
- I'm so hungry again.

I'm eating for two now.

We have leftovers.

Dude! This is a smart home.

What's that?

No idea.

What have you done?

I just pushed some buttons.

- You activated the alarm.
- Really?

- Ralf, turn it off!
- Yes.

Don't you know the code? You set it up!

I didn't get around to it.

Then find the manual.

Go!

All good.

Honey? This lady and gentleman
were at the door.

The neighbors called the police.

- Got the manual?
- Not yet.

- Keep looking!
- Right.

- You okay?
- All good.

- I'm terribly sorry. I...
- Can I try?

Yes, please do.

- Thank you.
- The code is 1234, like most defaults.

I can smell cannabis.

That's impossible.

Nice specimen.

No need to be embarrassed.

We all like to smoke a little
after a long day.

Found it!

What the hell were you thinking,
giving Ralf drugs?

You know he's done with that.

You are two late-pubescent idiots.

I don't want to see you near Ralf again.

Get out!

You'd better leave.

Schmitti's parties used to be better.

How he's changed.
A year ago he was the biggest stoner.

Now he's got a town house
with a butt shower. Thanks to Antje.

Don't you think part of him
is doing this willingly?

Who would willingly make such a U-turn?

Nah, he just missed his chance
to get away in time.

Oh well, why should we care?

We'll soon be out of here anyway.

Here's to our trip, dude.

To the best time of our lives.

Great layout, right?

The old tenant even left some furniture.
In case you can use any.

- And I could move in right away?
- Of course.

Perfect.

- I need to get out of my shared apartment.
- The roommates?

No, my roommate is great.

But her boyfriend isn't.
And he has practically moved in.

Got it. Misses the toilet bowl,
eats everything in the fridge...

Worse. He's clingy.

I can't do anything with her
without him being involved.

And since he talks non-stop
about kids and marriage while I'm there,

I'll just leave before they kick me out.

Is there a chance I'll get this place?

You can sign now.

Really?

St... stop.

I... I...

ha... ha...

have to

tell you something.

What is it?

The... the... apart--

Wait. I had the same thing as a kid.
There's a very simple trick.

Just whisper what you want to say
into my ear. Okay?

The a... apartment has mold.

- They can't get it under control.
- Why the viewing then?

I... I... did...

I didn't know I would like you this much.

I guess I'm lucky
you realized that in time.

You owe me.

I'll find you a great place in no time.

I already have something in mind.

That too.

I was thinking more of dinner.

Now?

If we wait until the morning,
it won't be dinner anymore. Right?

You won't believe this.

The gym next to our supermarket
has a second cryo chamber now.

Perfect for us to prepare for Iceland.

Olli, this is Rebecca.
I showed her an apartment today.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hey.

Um, where's your bathroom?

Over there on the right.

Okay.

Dude...

A client?

She's awesome.

Totally relaxed and nice.

And successful too.
She's a trainee dentist.

We just had dinner
and are going out for drinks.

Okay.

Come with us for a beer. Get to know her.

Dude, why should I?
We'll be gone in a few weeks anyway.

Wow, your apartment is really cozy.

So big.

The route for our world trip.

Matze told you we'll be away for a year?

Yes, he did.

I traveled too, after high school.

- Really?
- Yes, well...

Two months in Australia and New Zealand
and another month in Thailand.

Just three months?
That's not a real world trip.

Plus, you need to visit every continent.

Okay... we go for a drink?

- Yes.
- Where are we going?

What's the matter?

You just asked if I wanted to come.

Yeah, I did.

Well then, let's go!
I'm going stir-crazy here.

Hi, Olli.

Hey.

Hey.

Yes, put it in.

Hey. Want some?

Hey! Don't run the water
when someone's showering!

Sorry!

That wasn't too bad, right?

For the first time back jogging?

It was perfect.

Hey!

Come on.

Yes.

Very good.

- Good! That one.
- That one.

Oh, wait.

Mega.

Did you ask if there's a spot for us?

Matze.

Rebecca.

Yes. I mean, sure...

Ralf!

Is... Is Antje around?

Hey, that was awkward the other day.

- But I can't just go against her.
- Whatever.

Hey, did you just put
a muffin in your suit?

Fuck. Antje is on a diet.
I promised to support her. Hold this.

Damn, she mustn't see
I've been eating chocolate.

In a relationship, you need to compromise.

A compromise is closing
the lid on the toothpaste.

Not giving up your life or who you are.

It's no surprise with you.

I didn't think it would be Matze too.
And he doesn't even realize!

What happened?

His new girlfriend is brainwashing him.

I mean, he's watching his diet
and goes jogging.

And he has no time for me!

Well, you don't stand a chance
against a woman.

She's throwing a party
because she passed some dentist exam.

At our place!

You should come.

I'm no longer allowed.

And if Antje doesn't know you're there?

I'll see.

- We know each other from uni.
- Okay.

- And we go back even further.
- Interesting.

Excuse me for a second.
That's Moni, my roommate.

Sorry.

Moni. Matze.

- Nice meeting you.
- You too.

Where's your other half?

Sadly, Hauke has the flu
and can't be here today.

But I told him to call me
if anything is up.

Oh, that's him.

Hi, sweetie pie. How are you feeling?

I have the chills.

And my fever keeps rising.
It's already at 99 degrees.

It's horrible, this flu.

Hauke, good thing you called.

Just today I read a study

that when you have flu, you should
avoid mobile devices at all costs.

Take an aspirin and go to bed.
Get well soon.

Bye!

- I'll get you a drink.
- Thanks.

- What did you tell Antje?
- Nothing.

She's gone to the movies.
I waited until she left.

That's why I can only stay until 10.

That's only an hour away.

What else can I do?

I need 50 minutes to get home.
That's how far out we live now.

By the way, your plant is upstairs.

- So? I don't smoke anymore.
- Then you can watch me.

Come on.

Okay, but I won't touch it.

Rebecca?

Alonso is at the door.

- My boss.
- You invited your boss?

Only to be polite.
I didn't think he'd come.

Hello!

Ms. Richthoff.
I brought you a little gift.

Do you like wine?

What a question, of course you like wine.

Everybody loves wine. Wonderful.

Then Mr. Dommel
from the Palatine Pfaffenbeck winery

is in the right place.

All right now, Mr. Dommel?

- Good day.
- Hello.

Yes... Would you like to lend your party
some class with a little wine tasting?

Sure you would.
Everybody likes wine tastings.

Step in, Mr. Dommel.

Can I still pee here?

Of course.

Who sends a wine tasting
including a winemaker as a "little gift"?

Would you have preferred a magician?

If you had one,
we could make the winemaker disappear.

Look, I'll show this Dommel guy
where he can set up. It'll all be fine.

Okay, and I'll take care of Alonso.

Thank you.

Ms. Richthoff, is there somewhere quiet
for me to make a phone call?

Yes, of course.

- Here we are. You can definitely...
- Thank you.

...make an undisturbed call here.

Get your prostate checked.

That stream is weak
and occasionally falters.

Why don't we go back downstairs?

Thanks. That was my boss.

Wow, nice guy.
Why didn't you introduce us?

Hey, do me a favor, okay?
Just stay up here, yes? Thanks.

Is she crazy? This is my apartment.

Matze? That Schmitti guy
pissed on Alonso's shoes.

- What?
- They're smoking weed up there.

I thought Schmitti no longer smoked.

Huh? That's not the point.

What did Alonso say?

He said I had interesting friends.

Why didn't you say they're homeless guys
who like to sneak onto our terrace?

Good idea, but a little too late.

I told Olli
to stay up there with Schmitti.

Great.

You've just given Olli a free pass.

I'll make sure they behave.

- Right, I'm ready.
- I'll turn the music off.

Everyone, this... this is Mr. Dommel
from the Pfaffenbeck winery.

And he will share some insights with you
into the secrets of winemaking.

- Right?
- Yes.

Great. Thank you very much. Enjoy!

All right then, let's get started.

The most important thing,
as with all natural products,

is the quality of the source ingredients.

Our grapes are organic grapes,
grown organically.

And our toast
is made from free-range bread.

Yes, so, we don't use any pesticides
or fungicides or herbicides.

And our sandwiches are guaranteed
to be free of vitamins and nutrients.

So, many elaborate and protracted steps

from the harvesting of the berries
through to bottling.

And if you have too many bottles,
we recommend...

- Sandwiches.
- Sandwiches.

Let's open a bottle, hm?

Rebecca, could you maybe
put a stop to this? I'd be so grateful.

Everybody would be grateful.

Of course.

Thank you.

Right?

Olli? That's enough.

That's mine!

Stop that now. Stop it now!

Don't panic. Everything's fine.

It's still intact. Sandwiches for all!

Come on!

Are you okay?

When were you going to step in?

When he swings from the ceiling?
Or the place is on fire?

I'm sorry. Olli is always like that
when he's had a few.

- But he never means any harm.
- I see.

Sure, Olli not meaning harm
changes everything.

We'll get things back under control.

Right, we're now playing
the best game ever.

But you need very strong nerves.

No, don't turn it over yet.

Hurry up, we're waiting.

So, this is a game that Matze and I
created ourselves after weeks of work.

The legendary...

Poop Quartet.

Pick up now, please.

Holy moly! That's a whopper.

And so symmetrical.

Thanks. That was mine.

I haven't seen a pile like this
since forever.

Mine always resemble potato stew.

For what it's worth,

I did that one after Matze and I
had been at a really bad Mexican.

I'll be damned.

Moni!

- Hey. Can you get up?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes. Shot first.

But I have to drive home.

Sit here. Okay? Hey, look at me.

Are you okay?

Yes.

You can go.

It's played like regular quartet, or...?

- Are you nuts?
- Relax. You can join us in the next round.

So, cavity cop, like with any quartet,
the highest value wins.

Have as little toilet paper as possible.

- And the stink factor?
- As high as possible.

But stinking is bad.

Not for a poop.

Then I'll take...

Artistic value: 8.5.

The Pretzel.

You're not sick.
You just need water. Stay put.

- Do you need anything?
- Yes, water for Moni. Don't worry.

- Did I win?
- He did.

What's so exciting over here?

We're playing Poop Quartet.

This is Matze's masterpiece.

We have no chance against the Pretzel.

Okay, I have to go.
Thank you for the interesting evening.

Sorry, Dr. Alonso, I--

Why? Everyone enjoys
looking at pictures of feces.

Two or three look worrying, by the way.

Your diet needs changing. Good evening.

Fuck. Wait!

- I have to drive.
- Dr. Alonso!

See you on Monday.

Fuck.

I'm so sorry, honey.

This was supposed to be a nice evening
for my new colleagues.

Instead, my boss saw your shit.

I saw your shit.

Everyone here saw your shit!

This was a shit evening!

Oh, shit. Fuck.

Fuck.

Antje tried to reach me 283 times.

I remember the first time.

You didn't answer and put it on silent.

What? Why didn't you stop me?

You yelled: "I don't want to go home.
That cow should leave me alone."

What? Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Idiot. For real.

Poor bastard.

Oh my God.
Did something happen between us?

You idiot.

My head is exploding.

Because you only eat fruit.
You can't handle anything else.

Why are you in here?

Becky wanted to be by herself.

Hey, what was that all about yesterday?

It was Becky's night and you ruined it.

Huh? How so?

They all had a great time.

Especially with the Poop Quartet.

Fuck.
That's why she freaked out like that.

You should get on
and find her an apartment.

She's here way too often.

Right. I'm going up to sit in the sun
and have a hair-of-the-dog beer.

Feel free to join me.

Again, I'm really sorry.

I'm not talking to you.

I'll help you in a sec, okay?

We need to talk.
Do you have any idea how crappy this is?

I've been staying here because
I can't stand it with Hauke and Moni,

and now I'm
in the exact same situation with Olli.

Another three-way relationship.

Olli is way cooler than Hauke.

That's not the point.

We need a solution.

I can't kick Olli out.

No... of course not, but...

You can leave anytime.

I mean...

At the moment,
we're looking for a place just for me.

Matze.

You're the first man

where I don't get a panic attack
when I think of moving in together.

Was there a compliment hidden in there?

- So?
- Are we moving in together?

I mean, if you're open to it too.

Of course.

We're moving in together.

I just have to break the news
to Olli somehow.

Go and tell him.

I'll keep going here, okay?

I just talked with Becky
about our living situation.

Excellent.

She can see herself living with me.

Tough luck. We are living together.

Something you want to say?

We're going to look for an apartment.

Dammit, she's an Antje!

Nonsense.

Dude, have you forgotten?

You couldn't sleep
in your own bed last night.

Once you live together,
she'll clamp down even more.

- Do you think she'll still let you travel?
- Of course!

I wouldn't be so sure.

If you give women an inch,
they'll take the whole man.

Just like with Schmitti and the others!

They all thought, "What a great woman."

And now they have no say
in how to live their lives.

She's torn up Poop Quartet.

What?

The Pretzel too?

Dude, you'll never manage that again.

I'm off to yoga.

Hey.

So? Did you talk to him?

What did he say?

Look, I thought it over.

I have the trip happening first.

We still have plenty of time
to move in together.

And as for Moni and Hauke... I'll help you.

We'll find you a beautiful place.

You're right. This isn't the best time.

I'm going to the gym.

Let's draw ourselves up
by pushing our crown towards the sky.

Shoulders away from the ears.

Becky, this isn't a bad sign.

Just because he wants to wait
doesn't mean he's not the right one.

He's so in love with you.

Then why does he
let himself be manipulated?

- He's too kind-hearted.
- But you like that about him.

Yes, he can be kind to me,
but not to stupid Olli.

...first little smile.

You know, I finally meet a man who...

who thinks like I do.

I can be funny and silly,
and just be myself.

And then his best friend
is like superglue.

...and exhale and find stillness.

For today's breathing meditation,
Nadi Shodhana,

we close our right nostril
with the right thumb, inhale on the left...

Close. Hold. Exhale right.

Close. Open. Exhale.

I won't give up that easily.
He's not taking away my dream man.

Hey, we're not having coffees.
We're here to de-stress.

It helped. I feel completely de-stressed.

I'm getting my man back.

Come on! Yes! Come on! No!

Come on.

Hold on.

- Becky.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- I'm sorry for overreacting this morning.

Will you forgive me?

Of course.

- What's this?
- Right...

I wanted to ask if I can move in with you.

Of course only
until you've found me a place.

We have a burst pipe.
The water in my room is this high.

- Oh God, sure. Stay here.
- Yes?

I brought dinner too.

- Zucchini spaghetti?
- Burgers.

So, shall I start cooking?

Honey?

Want to ask some buddies over soon?

So we can all do yoga together?

Ha-ha. Of course not.

How about your pinball meetup?

"Pinball meetup."
It's called Extreme Pinball.

That's not here.
We find a new location each year.

Exciting.

- Could I come too?
- Sure.

Are you nuts? No plus-ones.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Enjoy your meal.

You can come too. The guys won't mind.

Cool.

And what does
this Extreme Pinball look like exactly?

Think of what men do when they hang out.

By the end, we're hammered.

Or it wouldn't be fun. Right?

To help you picture it...

Extreme Pinball
is pinball under extreme conditions.

Last year we added electric shocks.

Yeah.

That sounds fun.

We could go to a strip club this time.

It would be a great distraction.

Well, if you're into stripping,

no need to go to a club, right?

Matze! Here.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Where's mine?

- You want to play too?
- Sure. Did you think I'm too girly?

- Ole, got one left?
- Sure, here.

- Thanks.
- Pleasure.

Yes!

Matze, go.

Where are you shooting?

Damn!

Come on, give up already!

Man!

Come on!

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Right. Down the hatch.

Okay, it's my turn now.

Don't you hit her.

I'm starting now.

Are you crazy? Stop!

- Are you okay?
- I'm okay!

You're an asshole.

Why? She wanted to play.

Did I miss anything?

Are we playing Extreme Pinball
or "Extreme" Pinball?

- Are you okay?
- Yes, great.

Okay, my turn. Glasses.

Get him back.

No need. It really hurts.

Okay. Are you ready?

- Finish him. Come on.
- All right.

Dude!

Are you nuts? I haven't even started!

Olli's holding up!

Schnapps?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Do you want a schnapps too, Olli?

AUSTRALIA

Hey.

- Can I explain to you how books work?
- Thanks, I'm good.

No, you're not.

Not until you buy it.
Come to the checkout.

But there's a page missing.

The one with the best bars.

Why not Lonely Planet?
It gives better tips.

Sure. Why not?

Great, so you'll take both.
The checkout is over there.

In the Maldives,
we'll go to the Baa Atoll.

There's an underwater restaurant.
Surrouned by glass.

With the most amazing fish
swimming around you. Sharks and turtles!

- Cool.
- Yes.

Hey, what about the cold training?
You haven't been once.

There.

What, now?

Sure. It only takes a few minutes.

Go ahead. I'll get some more stuff.

Right.

Shit, this is cold!

Not really.
But I've been training the last few weeks.

Jesus, Olli. What did you do?

Extreme Pinball.

Björn, are you sure
minus 60 is still healthy?

Feels like something's dying off.

Shit. I set it to the max.
You're at minus 110.

Just kidding.
Really, you're only at minus 60.

We have to time Mexico
so we're there for Día de los Muertos.

The Day of the Dead?

It's not a funeral event.

It's a huge party
with sugar skulls and all that.

That sounds cool.

Hey, are we still doing
our scuba certification?

Sure.

Man, I have three more viewings today.
Can you do one?

No way, I'm done for today.

Fuck.

- What's up?
- We forgot Becky.

I'm s... so sorry, honey.

It's okay. These things happen.

Left knee up, inhale...

- He forgot me. Just left me there.
- Really?

Because Olli went on and on
about this stupid world trip.

That makes him forget everything,
me included.

I can't imagine that.

I'm sure you're just as important
to him as Olli.

Wow, "just as important." Cool.

How long is this world trip?

One year.

...and sit deep into the stretch.

Really? You're allowing him that?

What's there to allow? It's his dream.

- He's doing it although you're a couple?
- I'd stop that in its tracks.

- Yeah, me too.
- Me too.

- That's not okay.
- ...and sit in our chair.

Utkatasana.

No, I'm not getting involved.

And the idea of canceling on his friend
should be his own.

And we turn to our favorite side.

Okay.

Maybe I'll help things along a little.

- Do that.
- But don't wait too long.

Guys, if you want to chat,
go to a café! Chair!

- Have a relaxed talk.
- Yes, invite him somewhere this weekend.

If you do nothing now, he'll be gone.

Where's Matze?

Running late.

Hopefully because
he's searching for a place.

Working on it.

What's with your burst water pipe?

It's fixed.

The moisture in the walls
still needs to be extracted.

Mold risk.

And you? Did you lose a bet?

I signed us up for diving.
Starts Saturday.

Oh no.
I'm afraid I have to disappoint you.

We're going away for the weekend.

Does Matze know?

I'll surprise him.

As will I.

You seriously think he'd pick diving

over a weekend at the coast
with his girlfriend?

Yes.

Hey, wait a minute!

What do I have to do to get this weekend?

Beat me in the cryo chamber.

Whoever lasts the longest
at minus 60 degrees wins.

- If I can do that, we have a deal?
- Yes.

Heading off now. I'll meet you there.

Go ahead.

Hang on, Björn.
Let's take things up a notch.

Whoever lasts longest at minus 70.

Wait, we...

Why not go straight to the maximum?

Björn?

The maximum.

As you wish.

Minus 110.

Three minutes.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes.

Nice and easy, dude. Easy.

That was so good.
We should do that more often.

Oh, give it to him.

How did she do that?

Some women have better circulation.

I've read it's hormonal.

And our deal?

It stands.

Thanks.

An expensive session.

It was worth it.

- Olli!
- Schmitti, hey. Fancy a beer tonight?

I can't. I'm grounded.

What? Still?

Yes, I can't talk too loud.
Antje is listening.

Speak up. I can barely hear you.

I can't! Antje can hear me when...

Man, Schmitti, this is worse than prison!

At least they can go
into the yard once a day.

- What do you want me to do?
- Yeah, fine. Forget it.

Why not go straight to the maximum?

Okay, guys, are you all ready?

Yeah!

Excellent! Let's warm up our arms!

Up with the arms! Up!

Excellent! Great job!

I knew it!

Yes, keep going!

Olli? What's going on?

Ask Rebecca.

We had a deal.

You cheated.

Could someone tell me what this is about?

Olli agreed I have the weekend with you.

I beat him in the cryo chamber
at minus 110.

You wish. This traitor Björn
set yours to minus 5. The deal is invalid.

I had planned
to start diving with you this weekend.

But Ms. Dentist wanted to drag you here.

So you battled it out over me?

- Yes.
- Yes.

- How did you get in here?
- Housekeeping.

What? I'm a charming guy.

You're an idiot.
And you're paying for all this.

- Are we having this body wrap?
- Take Olli with you.

I've been thinking about our world trip.

About time. We need to book flights.

They have cheap ones to Bangkok
later this month.

That's not what I meant.

I had a long talk with Becky.

- She said you couldn't go.
- No!

She even told me to do it
if it's my big dream.

She's just unsure
whether the two are compatible.

Relationship and trip.

I knew it!

You don't want to go because of her!

What if we only go for four weeks?

Are you okay?

Dude, this isn't a vacation!
It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!

- I know.
- And you want to miss out on that?

You'd rather work a boring job every day

and save for a town house
next to Schmitti?

I don't know that yet.

But I don't find the job that boring, actually.

- I'm sorry, Olli.
- Sure.

Hi, Olli. You asked about having a beer.

Antje is going to the movies.
I'd be free from eight to ten.

Let me know, okay?

GERMANY

Olli.

Did your women mess with your heads?

Calm down. Why are you so angry?

Matze canceled our trip!

Did you seriously think it was still on?

Uh, yes.

Olli, Matze is in a relationship now.

It's obvious he'll choose her
over a one-year trip with you.

Maybe for you. I mean,
you chose someone you're calling a cow.

I was high then.

And Antje's not that bad.

She can be really nice when we're alone.

"Can be nice."
Was that your selection criterion?

What am I supposed to do?

It's not like women are lining up for me.

Plus, if Antje hadn't pushed me so hard,

I'd never be a head of department.
With such a fancy office.

With a view onto the cathedral. Look.

No, really. I am happy with her.

What about tonight? Are we having a beer?

Nah. You stay home
and iron Antje's panties.

Olli! Life isn't just a bed of roses!
You have to compromise!

- What's this?
- I'm moving out.

Why?

No more taking me for a ride.

You're not really looking
for a place for her.

That's not true.
I showed her two, but they weren't right.

Two. Wow.

You really want her to move out.

You're right. I let it slide.

I guess I was hoping
the three of us would be okay.

Is this really what you want?

Yes.

Okay.

Need any help?

Aren't I fast enough for you?

Please don't be mad at Matze, okay?

Understandably,
he doesn't want us to be apart for a year.

Like it was his decision!

Of course it was.

Okay, Ms. Dentist.

Do you think I'm as dumb as I look?

I know exactly why you wanted
to spend the weekend alone with him.

I also know
there was no burst pipe in your apartment.

The more I think about it,

letting you just win
would be pretty stupid, so...

Hello? It's what?
How unfortunate. No, can't be helped.

Bad news.

My landlord just told me
I can't have the new apartment after all.

Oh, well. I'll just stay here.

He held a phone call with his hand!
He isn't moving out!

Yeah, sorry. No apartment after all.

But it's fine.
We'll just carry on living together.

- It's worked well so far.
- Worked well? For real?

Are you guys real?
You've been acting like toddlers.

Either pull yourselves together,
or ignore each other, dammit!

Watch out, my friend.

Now she's telling me where to look.

"Watch out."

Women.

Nice teeth.

PLACE AN AD

SELLING...

1 EURO
YOUR AD IS BEING REVIEWED

Hi, we're here for the pinball machine.

Huh?

Here, I bought it. For one euro.

No way.

Hey! Open the door! Bring it here now!

No!

EXPIRES AUGUST 2008

Fuck!

What happened?

Olli made sandwiches.

The sandwich maker caught fire.
I have no idea how.

Maybe it was a sign

that it's time to move.

Look. A patient of mine,
a really sweet old lady,

is looking for new tenants.

She would let us have it.

Is she trying
to talk you into something again?

I'm so sorry about what happened.
I didn't--

Don't worry.
The main thing is you guys are okay.

And about the other thing...

My pride as a realtor is a little hurt
because you found it.

- But that place is awesome, Becky.
- Isn't it?

Let's take it right away.

There's one tiny condition.

She wants to meet you before she says yes.

Okay. When and where?

The day after tomorrow.
Best you meet at the apartment.

Don't you have your conference?

I don't need to be there.
Just go, say a quick hello and...

Then the place is ours.

Great, Ms. Akçay. See you soon.

Hey, listen.

I've thought about you
not wanting to do our trip anymore and...

I'm okay with it. Yeah.

That's good of you.

You know, I wish too I could do both.

Be with Becky
and travel the world with you.

What would you say
if instead of a big world trip,

we did a small one?

Here in the city. Everything in one night.

How would that work?

That'll be a surprise.

All I'll say is
that we'll start in Bangkok.

Okay?

Sure.

BOOKING CONFIRMATION

- Hi, Becky.
- Am I interrupting?

No, all good.

Olli just invited me
on a small world trip.

- He's up to something.
- No.

He simply had a nice idea.

- Don't forget the meeting in the morning.
- I won't.

I can't say no to this too.
I think he's already organized it all.

No, just tonight.

This is a Mekong Sour.

Fried locusts
are a popular snack in Thailand.

They're high in protein.

Keep smiling. Thai people are very polite.

We are leaving Thailand

and are making our way to Siberia.

Damn.

Shall we go to a warm country?

Hey!

In the real Acapulco,
we'd go to the beach now.

It would be so cool
to actually travel the world.

I'm glad you said that. Because I have...

Hi, honey.

Hey. Everything okay?

All good. We're in Marrakesh now.

- How long will you be staying?
- Not long. Promise.

- Don't forget the documents tomorrow.
- I won't.

- You can count on me.
- Good.

I have to go.

- I'll text you later, okay?
- Thanks, honey.

Hey.

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too.

- Only one more.
- Sure.

Where are we?

Mongolia.

The Gobi Desert.

Genghis Khan crossed it.

Cool.

Hey, we're done here for tonight.
I'm going to bed.

Where are you?

STILL IN MONGOLIA

I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING

STILL IN MONGOLIA
I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING

Welcome to Africa.

You get the food, I'll get the drinks.

Where to now?

Tierra del Fuego.

But first we need to eat.

We're in Tierra del Fuego!

Becky?

What are you doing here?

Did you forget? We location-share!

The viewing was an hour ago!
And you're lying here like a bum!

Hey! Keep it down, young lady!

People are trying to sleep here!

Got it.

You have zero interest
in a serious relationship with me.

My mistake.

Becky!

Becky.

I... I'm sorry.

Dude, what's that on your head?

You idiot.

Fuck.

Becky.

Becky.

Fuck.

Bread rolls!

What's up?

She broke up with me.

For real?

"...I realized that you'll never grow up."

"I want a man by my side, not a child."

Terrible handwriting.

"I really tried everything,

but apparently you're only happy
when you can do your thing with Olli."

That's true.

"I wish you a nice life with him."

What do I do now?

An around-the-world ticket?

I tapped into our trip account yesterday.

You bought this
before she broke up with me?

What kind of friend are you, dude?

You're such an asshole!

B... B...

B... B... B...

Becky was the woman

I'd always been looking for.

I was happy with her.

Hey. It'll probably sort itself...

Hey... Dude!

I want to end our living arrangement.

You're breaking up with me?

Are you going? Or shall I?

Sure, dude.

I'm out of here.

Answer it.

Please come in.

Here we have
a large living and dining area.

But the real heart of the apartment
is this gorgeous...

What about this?

That'll go.

YOUR AD IS ONLINE

PIA93 BOUGHT THE TICKET

You still owe me 24.90.

Why? It wasn't your book.

But the store can no longer sell it.

AUSTRALIA

Damn, are you Pia?

Our visual cue.

You're Olli?
With the around-the-world ticket?

Yeah. So you want to travel the world?

No, first I'd like the 24.90 from you.

Traveling the world was always my dream.

Everyone wants to do it, but no one does.

When I saw there was a ticket,
I thought, "Well, I'll just do it."

- Awesome.
- And you?

Your girlfriend ran off,
so you have an extra ticket.

Not the girlfriend. A guy.

Sorry. You're gay?

No, not yet.
But I'm keeping that option open.

You don't get along with women?

- How do you get that idea?
- Just a wild guess.

No...

Why doesn't your friend
want to go anymore?

Because of a woman.

I'm listening.

Come on.

We'll see each other
on the flights all the time.

It can't hurt
to get to know each other a little.

You're more the Peter Pan type, huh?

The guy in green tights?

Mhm. He doesn't want to grow up.

I am grown up, but spoiler alert,
It's a trap because it isn't fun.

Your friend seems to think it is.

Why don't you just let him?

I never...

Come on.

It's a fact that you lost sight
of your friend and your friendship.

You only thought about yourself.
Your friend has changed.

He longs for something other
than traveling the world with you.

I've heard that somewhere before.

You have some making up to do.

See you at the airport.

Thanks for the coffee.

Sure.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I'll be right back.

Cool.

Rebecca? Hey!

Wait!

Rebecca.

Hey, just a second.

Can we talk for a second?

Mr. Pan?

Yes.

Please.

- Take a seat.
- Yes.

Right...

Here...

The dentist will be right with you.

- Mr. Peter Pan?
- That's his name.

Hello, Mr. Pan.
So, you're here for the first time.

What's your emergency?

- What do you want?
- Five minutes of your time.

Get lost! What's with the dumb name?

You wouldn't have seen me otherwise.

I'm not seeing you now either. Get out!

- You're being unfair to Matze.
- Hey!

Fine, Mr. Pan.

Let's get started.

What? No, not necessary.

The pain has miraculously disappeared.

We hear that often.

But believe me,
it's better if I take a look.

4-8 has decay.

You'll have an injection. It won't hurt.

No, Mr. Pan is tough.

He just told me
he doesn't need anesthesia.

Mom, I don't want to go in there.
Please, Mom.

Please rinse.

You can go, Michelle. I'll finish up here.

I'm being unfair, am I?

Matze could have moved in with me twice,

and he fucked up both times.

It was my fault. I stopped him.

A man who's serious
won't let himself be stopped.

He won't choose his friend
over a future with his girlfriend.

He hasn't. Or he wouldn't have
kicked me out of the apartment!

Really?

Yes, I've moved out.
And I'm going on a world trip soon too.

Give him another chance.

Matze misses you a lot. Really.

Olli?

You really did have a cavity.

Cool.

Oh, hello. Sorry.

Ms. Richthoff. Here, look.

This will interest you.
Well, it would interest everyone.

The new intra-oral scanner has arrived.

Finally.

Ms. Richthoff?

I need time to think.

Ms. Kaminski? Here, look.

This will interest you.
Well, it would interest everyone.

The new intra-oral scanner has arrived.

MONI
TROUBLE WITH HAUKE. CAN WE MEET?

SCHMITTI
HEY, WANT TO GRAB A BITE?

I'm meeting Schmitti.

I'm meeting Moni.

Okay.

- Have you been here with Schmitti often?
- It's the first time.

I've never met Moni here either.

I think Olli has a hand in this.

Why do you think that?

He came to my practice this morning.

He told me you kicked him out.

Did he give you a hard time?

No, on the contrary.

He stood up for you.

So much so that he endured
a cavity treatment without anesthesia.

Are we talking about Olli?

Somehow he arranged for us to meet here.

Hi, you two. What can I get you?

I think we need a little more time.

No problem.

Shall we look at the menu?

You live alone now in that apartment?

Yes.

What about you?

Still looking for a place?

I have one I could offer.

It's very spacious.

But the kitchen is a little damaged.

I'd like to take care of the renovation.

Nonsense.

Yes. Please.

I'd feel better that way.

Why?

It's a long story.

I'll tell you later, okay?

I'm just so happy
that we've got each other back.

- Morning.
- Hi.

Morning.

I SOLD YOUR TICKET
OLLI

Where are Olli's things?

Hello to you too.

Why are you asking me? Oh no.

Did Batman and Robin break up?

Well, your friend resigned
and has gone on a world trip.

Looks like you came to your senses.

I get it. Such a trip isn't for me either.

Living out of a backpack,
sleazy accommodation, terrible hygiene...

Oh... Holloscheck is leaving
from our luxury real estate department.

Might be something for you?

I mean, higher commissions,

higher base salary.

But a lot of responsibility.

- Have a think about it.
- I don't need to.

I accept your offer. Thank you.

Do you know when Olli's flight is?

This morning?

This is Olli.
Sorry, trying to find my phone.

Dammit.

- Sorry, I need a huge favor.
- You need to get in line.

I'm afraid I don't have a ticket--

Hey! No cutting in line!

Olli!

You didn't change your mind?
The ticket's gone.

Becky told me you went to see her.

- My matchmaking date worked?
- Everything's good again.

Between us too, I hope.

Thanks for doing that for me.

Final call for flight TH-301 to Bangkok.

So, this is it.

Will all passengers please...

Yeah. One of us should camp
under the northern lights.

Or all that cold training was for nothing.

Who's that?

Pia. She bought your ticket.

My buddy Matze! He's forgiven me!

Great! Come on!

Yeah, I...

Right then.

Crazy. The longest
we've ever been apart since school

was three days over Christmas.

This... one year will go by in no time.

Yeah, you're right.

Although, it can also feel pretty long.

I think so too.

Take care, man.

You too.

How did it happen?

I proposed to Pia and she said yes.

I mean, how... Because, getting married
wasn't really at the top of your list.

Well, we were at this cold lake in Iceland
where you see the northern lights.

While we're standing in line
to rent wetsuits, she suddenly says,

"Screw it."
And jumps into the lake. Just like that!

Obviously,
I had to marry this woman, right?

I only married him
to save you guys from further harm.

Oh, thank you. That's sweet.

And congratulations.
Olli is no easy adversary.

Oh God.

By the way, Bali is awesome!
Take some time off and come here!

- Yeah.
- Matze, Becky...

- Bye!
- See you.

Bye.

Oh, sweet.

Hey, Matze.

It's Schmitti.

Antje found his secret weed stash
and kicked him out.

He asked if he could stay here
until he finds a new place.

Hey, Becky.

Yeah... I'll take Olli's room.

It must be you.

You did say you always end up
in three-way relationships.

Subtitle translation by:
Adam Dean and Susanne Creak