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How is it?

It's fun.

How long have you been playing the flanked flute?

It's been 6 or 7 years.

6 or 7 years?

It's my first time to play the flanked flute.

It's your first time to play the flanked flute as an old man.

This flanked flute is hard to play.

Is it hard to play?

OK, stop.

My heels...

I use my physical strength unexpectedly.

My hair is messed up.

It's OK.

It's cute.

It's a good piece.

Because I'm a one-legged girl.

Try to play the flanked flute again.

It's hard to tell the shape of my body with this clothes.

Right?

Your boobs are...

I'll put it here.

Can you show me your boobs?

Here?

A little bit.

A little bit?

A little bit.

A little bit?

I'll show you.

It's a pity.

What cup is it?

J cup.

Stupid.

J cup.

J cup.

It's been a while.

Because I don't have underpants.

Because I don't have underpants.

You used to be a gravure idol.

Right.

You're curious.

I'm a curious one-legged girl.

Great.

Let's go.

Let's eat.

It looks delicious.

Yes.

It's been a while.

It's good.

It's good.

When was the last time you went out?

Arashi?

I went to Johnny's Jr. Johnny's Jr.?

It was disbanded recently.

I went to NHK.

You went to NHK?

Yes, I went to Shonen Club.

Shokura.

But Shokura was also disbanded.

That can't be helped.

That's why I had to pay for NHK.

No, no.

You had to pay for it.

It's Arashi.

I was surprised.

No, no.

I was surprised to hear that.

Who do you like recently?

I like Nino's singing voice.

That's cool.

Nino is good at acting.

Amazing.

Nino is good at acting.

She's a genius.

Nino is the only one who has a channel.

Yes.

I'm subscribing to her channel.

You're recording this, too.

Yes, I am.

I'm recording all the conversations.

Oh, really?

Yes.

Even if I join Arashi's fan club now, I'm just a member of the existing members.

I'm just a new member.

I've been in the club for decades.

I've only been to the club twice.

When was the last time I went to the fan club?

I think it was 2011 or 2013.

That's a long time ago.

That's a long time ago.

I see.

Amazing.

Who was your favorite member?

Arashi?

Arashi has changed a lot.

By the way, who is your favorite member?

I like Jun-kun.

Oh, that's...

Hanatan?

A little before that.

I like Jun-kun.

I also like Sakurai-shu.

Who do you like recently?

I like Nino's singing voice.

Oh, that's cool.

Nino is the best at acting.

Amazing.

Nino is the best at acting.

He's a genius.

He's a genius.

It's amazing that you have your own YouTube channel.

Yes, I have a YouTube channel.

That's right.

What about Juniors?

Kansai Juniors.

I'm from Kanto.

Kanto?

I'm from Ichizu.

I've been in the club for about 12 years.

What is Kanto Juniors?

Originally, it was called HiHi Jets.

But now...

It's a very old name.

It's now called Kiteretsu.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I see.

Kiteretsu.

I don't say that much.

I see.

I've seen it on TV.

I've seen it on the news lately.

My favorite is on the news.

It's been a while since my debut.

When you were doing gravure activities, did you have such a stage?

Is it a celebrity relationship?

Yes.

Do you have a favorite?

No, I don't.

When I was a high school student, I was in the bathroom.

I was surrounded by girls from Nogizaka.

Really?

That's great.

I was surrounded, too.

I was talking to them.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

I don't find so much space.

Won't you clink, sir?

Let's stay.

They said like that.

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Oh, that's okay.

This is maybe two or three floors.

Maybe so.

Ask.

Sorry.

Shop.

Shop.

I went to a hair salon.

I applied to a hair salon this time.

I'm asking you.

I'm going to have a hair extension.

Is that okay?

For money.

Do you usually do it in person?

I've never done it before.

You've never done it before?

Yes, I have.

Because I think it's a manner.

I see.

But this time, you're a middle-aged man, and as an old man, you want your daughter to be pregnant, don't you?

I see.

You're doing this today for that reason.

You want your daughter to be pregnant, don't you?

I see.

If you want your daughter to be pregnant, you'll have to get married, so you'll have to take care of your daughter and your daughter-in-law.

You just want to have a lot of children, don't you?

I see.

That's what you're thinking, but...

Are you okay?

I don't have the right to get married.

It's not like you're going to get pregnant just because you're going to have a baby.

First of all, is it okay to have a baby?

Yes.

I've never had a baby before.

I'm going to have a baby soon.

I'm going to have a baby soon.

Mayu-chan, can I sit down?

Yes.

I'll take the bag and go to the bathroom.

I'll take the bag and go to the bathroom.

Is this where you pee?

Yeah.

Will it come out?

It's hard to come out when you're nervous.

Then, please sit there again.

I have a little pee on my face.

This is the Japanese line, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's hard to come out, isn't it?

Let's wipe your pee with this and bring it to the face wash.

I'll bring it to the face wash, so wipe it with the strawberry.

Oh, is that so?

Yeah.

It's a little thin, but it's good.

Can you see it?

Then I'll wipe it a little more.

When you take off your shoes, It's a little too small.

It's too small.

How tall are you?

I'm 157 centimeters tall.

Really?

I feel like you're about this tall.

No, I'm not.

What?

I have a good posture.

Oh, I see.

I used to dance.

That's good.

That's good.

Please look to the side.

Oh!

Oh!

Put your hair on your right ear and hold it.

I used to dance.

Dance?

I don't want to bother you.

That's right.

If I fly around, I'll be in trouble.

Can I take off the front and take off the top?

Yes.

You're getting there.

I don't think it's good at all.

I think this is enough.

Well, if you're doing a gravure, The underwear is about the same length as a musical.

It's still a long way to go.

Yeah.

It's easy, isn't it?

Yeah.

I should have pulled it closer.

You should have pulled it a little closer.

Like this.

Don't touch it.

Don't touch it.

I don't know.

It's a marshmallow.

There's a needle.

There's a needle.

If you do a gravure, you'll be pinched.

Underwear?

Let's get underwear.

I ate breakfast.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat.

That's good.

Look at the camera.

What should I do?

Let's get underwear.

Yeah.

That's good.

I'm nervous.

I don't feel it.

I don't feel it.

Because I'm young.

Because I'm young.

I want you to touch me.

I want you to touch me.

I'm a little muscular.

Yes.

Yes.

This is important.

This is embarrassing.

Well...

You have beautiful boobs.

Pink.

You're right.

You have a nice face.

I have a big chest, but my boobs are upward.

I have a big chest, but my boobs are upward.

You should touch me.

I'm going to rub it a little.

I'm going to do the pose I did when I was doing gravure.

It's a butt practice.

I'm going to do it like this.

I'm going to change my legs in the opposite direction.

What?

Like this?

Yeah.

It's a balance.

Let's do it like this.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fufufu.

Turn around and put your hand on the sofa.

No, put your hand on your feet.

Lower.

Lower?

Yes, lower.

Oh, lower.

Can you see your feet?

Fufufu.

Put your hand there again.

Fufufufu.

Can you see from below?

From below?

Yes It's much easier this way I don't think you can see my face No, you can see everything Really?

Good You're taking a great pose Don't overdo it Good Can you jump a little?

What?

Can you jump a little?

I can do it without jumping I think you should jump Yes, yes, yes Yes One last time That's funny Let's make an M-shape Like this It's difficult Can you move forward a little?

Move forward a little Like this?

Let's make it wider Can you do it?

You can put your back on it I can't put my neck on it You can put your back on it Wait a minute I don't have a pillow You said it was in the way Let's make it wider with both hands Both hands I can't put my neck on it Can you make it wider?

I can't put my neck on it Like this?

Yes, yes Like this?

Yes, yes You're taking a great pose It's like a gravure Yes, it is But it's a little bigger This is the one you need help with Yes Can you do it?

The valley is a little thin Let's eat This Like this Like this I can't say it's too big Because I made it bigger It fell off Wait a minute

This is the first time I've ever

seen a cat like this.

I'm glad I didn

't eat it.

Why?

My stomach is growling.

What's wrong with you?

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

It's a little louder than my uncle.

That's right.

If you have a bigger stomach than your

uncle, that's...

I can't do that.

You're either fat or pregna

nt and about to give birth.

Really?

It was meaningless.

Meaningless?

I'll take it off right away.

It's cold.

It's cold.

It's 4 kg.

One arm?

It's 4.

7 kg.

It's quite heavy.

It's heavy.

It's pure white.

I can hardly see the color of the

urine.

It's a very interesting way of touching.

I'm laughing.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

It's hard.

How is it?

There's a mirror on my finger.

You're a slow-witted person.

You don't let go of me.

It's cold, isn't it?

Yes.

It's warm.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I can't go.

I'm nervous.

noooo I hate you I know I

need to hug better you know such

a I can't...

I can't...

I'll take you to the doctor.

I can't...

I can't...

I'm going to the hospital.

I'll take you to the hospital.

My back hurts.

No, no, no.

My back hurts.

I can

't do it.

I can't do it.

It's so different.

It's different from normal.

It's different from normal.

It feels good, doesn't it?

It feels good, doesn't it?

It's not just a normal surgery,

is it?

No.

Then, let's go to the bathroom.

Yes.

Then, let's go to the bathroom.

Huh?

What do you mean?

Huh?

I've never been oiled before.

It feels fresh.

I don't usually use it.

You used it when you were little.

When I was little?

I used it a lot when I was

little.

It's like baby oil.

It's like baby oil.

It's beautiful.

You're patient.

I'll wake you up.

You're a great wake-up call.

You're a great wake-up call.

It's cold.

It's slimy.

It's been a long time since I

've done this, and I've been doing

it for 3 minutes.

I'm glad.

It's been a long time since

I've done this, and I've been

doing it for 3 minutes.

It's been a long time

since I've done this, and I

've been doing it for 3 minutes.

My face

is getting bigger.

It's like you're washing baby oil.

Are you chewing it?

I'm chewing it like I

'm sucking it.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

It's amazing, my son.

It's warm.

It's fast,

isn't it?

I'm not hitting you.

It's okay.

How did I cover his face?

I feel like I'm being wrapped around you.

You don't feel like you're being wrapped around me.

I don't feel like I'm being wrapped around you.

I don't feel like I'm being wrapped around you.

I'm a little bad at piezology.

If you have that kind of chest, you'll be good at piezology.

I'm a little bad at piezology.

Only one cheek, or a little on the neck.

Let's do it like this.

Oh, yeah.

Let's do it like this.

Let's do it like this.

You're a bit heavy.

No, I'm not.

I'm not a bit heavy.

I'm very heavy.

No, I'm not.

You're heavy.

Can I use my hands?

You can use your hands.

Let's do it one more time.

How do you feel?

I'm more nervous than before.

I'm more nervous than before.

Are you less nervous now?

No, I'm not.

You're not.

Because I'm an adult.

Your chest is big.

Yes.

Your fingers are short.

Yes.

You can't reach it.

That's right.

Like this?

Oh, here.

Like this?

Like this?

That's right.

You did it.

It looks good.

It looks good.

I can do it.

How do you feel?

Hurry up.

You're heavy.

Let's take a break.

Let's go.

I feel pain in my wrist.

I know.

I feel pain in my wrist.

Poor thing.

I was in the room the day before yesterday and I was like, That's an accident.

That's an accident.

You're putting on makeup.

What?

You're putting on makeup.

That's not how you do it.

That's how you do it.

This is hard for me.

It looks painful.

It doesn't hurt at all.

Try doing it like this.

Try doing it like this.

It feels good.

It doesn't feel good at all.

It doesn't feel good at all.

It's no good.

I thought it was no good.

Manzuri?

Manzuri?

Do you want me to do it?

Do you want me to do it?

It's in.

It's hard.

It's shallow, isn't it?

It's shallow.

I was dancing, so my waist moved a little.

It's in.

It doesn't hurt, does it?

It doesn't hurt, does it?

I'm a little tired, so I can only do this for a while.

I'm a little tired, so I can only do this for a while.

It's hard.

Are you okay?

It's probably hard.

I want you to move.

I want you to move.

Manzuri is angry.

Manzuri is angry.

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How was it?

It was new.

I think I was the best.

I thought it felt good.

Really?

Yes.

That's great.

Then...

You should get pregnant.

You should get pregnant.

Yes.

Well, take care.