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This sucks.

You haven't seen Matt, have you?
�Yeah, I saw him go upstairs.

Hi, Mom. -Hi.

Don't dress me. �You're gonna be okay.

The both of you are gonna get through
this because the Lord has a plan for you.

I know, Mom. But don't put on my shoe.
-You're just gonna pick yourself up

and be this wonderful, special guy
you've always been.

Yeah, I don't need you to tie
my shoe. �Don't tie it, Mom.

We have to do this soon.
�What do you mean by soon?

The baby's not due for another two
weeks. -Yeah. �Your amniotic fluid's low,

and your daughter's already
a healthy size. So let's get her out.

It's a girl.
-I heard her. I heard what she said.

Oh, sorry.
Were you waiting to find out?

You would've knew that
if you were our regular doctor,

who chose this week of all weeks
to go to Maui, �which is insane.

Why not go bodysurf? �You
know, it's just our first kid.

Also, she's still breech, so I wanna
schedule a cesarean for this evening.

For this evening? -Mm-hmm. �Well, I
haven't even set up the crib. I didn't-

Are you serious?

See, I knew I should've taken care of it.
You told me to take it off my list.

'Cause I wanted you to take it off
your list. I'm handling it. I got it.

That's really reassuring.

Honey, I'm handling it.
-Are you really ready for this?

Yes! No-Who's really ready?

Like, what does that mean when you say,
"Are you really ready for this?"

This evening? Can we do it tomorrow?

'Cause I got a fantasy football draft.
Um, me and some guys from work.

We put
a nice little pool together, and we-

I'm kiddin'. Why are you taking me
serious? �Stop. Relax, honey, all right?

That's a good one. �All right. -You
good? �Yeah, my hands started sweatin'.

I know. -Yeah. �Whoo!

Why couldn't you guys
give us adequate warning?

Well, we just thought
it'd be fun to surprise you.

We said, "You know, we should have
this baby tonight and mess with Marion."

Love your sense of humor, Matt.
-Yeah, well, at least I got one. Bye-bye.

Oh, okay. Mom, we'll call you
as soon as it's over, okay? I love you.

No, no!
Skype me while it's happening.

What? Mom!
-Okay, now we're just being weird.

I want to be in the room with my daughter

and to see my granddaughter
when she enters the world.

Well, I'll be here to take care of her.

Like you took care of Cousin Janey's
baby? �Mom, that is ancient history.

Here we go. Here we go. -Not that
ancient. �You don't put a baby on your lap

and then strap a seat belt over you

in the passenger seat
in an automobile driving to�7-Eleven.

I know you don't hold a baby in your
lap and strap a seat belt over you

while you in the passenger seat
of an automobile driving to�7-Eleven.

I know that! �Terrific. Skype me.
�Sweetie pie, Mommy will see you tomorrow.

Okay, bye. Bye. -I- �Give
Daddy a kiss, hmm?

And a kiss from Mommy. �Two
kisses. �Wake up. -Oh my God.

I'm ready. I'm ready to dance.

Matt. Hey, man. -Hey. �What's goin' on?

Oh hey,
stay away from that tuna casserole.

The one in the middle tastes like ass.

My mom
made that casserole, Oscar.

It's really good.
It's really� It's got, like, a tang.

It's all right, man. �It's okay.
-Like a tangy-

Come here.

Matt. �Jordan, I don't- -Come here. �Nope,
come here. Bring it in. You need this.

Bring it in. �Let it
out. Breathe, breathe.

Come on, man. �Let me tell you
something. That speech- �Your speech.

You went up there, and you talked.

I don't, um�

I don't know what to say.

I� I would've assumed
you'd have written something,

but you said, "No, I'm�freestyling this."

Okay, we done?
'Cause I can't do this right now.

Please.
-No. Nope, Matt. Look at me.

You can, and let me tell you why.
-You're not listening to me.

Remember Camp Winapoo?
You remember we went to Camp Winapoo?

I do.
-And you got the poison ivy in your face.

Your face started blistering.
It was� it was bubbling, and the bumps�

Then the bumps was poppin',
so you had pus comin' out of your face.

And you looked crazy as hell, right?

You came to lunch, and your crush was
there, Marcy. �You used to love Marcy.

And when she saw him, she screamed.

And you was devastated. -Yeah.
�But you got through that. -Yeah.

You got through that? �Because
you're strong and confident.

And you'll get through this too.

This is so much worse than that.

How is that the same? �I'm
just trying- -I promise you-

I'mma punch you in the face.
Don't say nothin' else to me.

Wow- -I told you I can't.

Jordan, I swear to God. �Why you ballin'
up your fists? -Swear to God. Stop.

How do you feel? -Good. �It's
gonna be okay, all right? -Okay.

I love you so much. �I love my
anesthesiologist. -Stop it. Stop playin'.

You're so beautiful. -Matt! Matt!
�Yes, Marion? �I can't see. Come on!

You're doing great, Liz.
Might wanna look away now, Matt.

It's happening.
I wanna look, but I don't wanna look.

But I do wanna look,
but I don't want to look.

You're doing great.
-Oh my God. We about to be parents.

I love you. -I love you too.

Okay? How we doin', doc? �Here she comes.
-See the baby? �I do. -Oh my God, Liz.

And there she is.

We got a baby. * I came in from the
outside Burned out from a�joyride *

* She likes to roll here
In my ashes anyway *

* Played from the bedside
Is "Stella by Starlight"� *

* "That Was My Heart" The drums
that start off "Night and Day"� *

* The same kind of music
Haunts her bedroom *

* I'm almost me again
She's almost you� *

* I wouldn't know where to start
Sweet music playing in the dark *

* Be still, my foolish heart
Don't ruin this on me� *

* I wouldn't know where to start
Sweet music playing in the dark *

* Be still, my foolish heart
Don't ruin this on me� *

* I wouldn't know where to start�
* �Um� �I just wanted to, uh�

Matt. -Mmm. �Oh, you didn't have to.

I know I didn't have to.
I wanted to, 'cause you deserve it.

It's beautiful. Thank you. �Let
me put it on you. -Thank you.

Mmm!
-You're still gonna have to do diapers.

As long as they promise to change
my diapers when I get old, I'm happy.

Love you. Thank you. -Love you. How
you feelin'? �A little sore but-

How are you doing, Liz? -I wanna see
Maddy. �Hey. �I thought you might.

Matt, I'm gonna need you
to come around here and help me.

Gladly. -She's gonna be a bit wobbly.
�Okay. -We're gonna take this slow, okay?

Take your time. �Take your time.

Let's get you to the chair. Easy, easy.
-Ready for a 10K.

All right. -Guys, I feel light-headed.
�Take your time, honey. Take your-

Liz? Liz? Liz? What's wrong with her?

Was she dizzy earlier?
-What's wrong? Liz? I don't know!

Liz? -She's having trouble breathing.
�What do you mean? -I'm gonna get help.

Look at me! -Medical emergency!
�Liz! Liz! Look at me!

Give her space. -What's wrong with
her? �Liz? -I need an oxygen mask!

Liz! -Can you hear me? �I need you
to step back now! -Wait a minute.

That's my wife.
-She collapsed.

There were no precursory signs.
-What's goin' on? Liz!

That is my wife!
-Her pressure dropped.

Two milligrams of epi.
-Wait a minute, man. Liz! Wait a-Liz!

Mr. Logelin. �Hey. What's up,
doc? What's� what's goin' on, man?

Your wife had a pulmonary embolism.
�Uh, a blood clot traveled to her lung.

What does that mean? �What's that mea-

Don't tell me my wife is dead. �Don't tell
me my wife is dead. -What? What? What?

What is it? Is it Maddy? What? Jus-Matt!

No! No!

How?

I would trade everything
to spend one more day with you.

Here she is.

He's not ready for a baby. �He
hasn't even put the crib together.

Well, you know,
he's always been extremely immature.

Oh, hi, Matt. How are you,
dear? �I'm extremely immature.

Can you give the baby, please?
-I just gave her a bottle. �Okay.

You know, Maddy,

if you could have only one parent,
I wish you could've had your mom.

'Cause she would've been better at it.

I think sooner than later.

I don't know.

Mmm, mmm, mmm. �Mmm, mmm, hmm? �I
don't know how he gonna do this.

I know.
-See? Will you tell him that?

Nah.

All right! All right, Maddy!
�Okay. You win. You win, �Maddy.

Tell me what it is. Are you hungry? Huh?
�You want your diaper changed again?

Okay. Wait a second.

Hold on, Maddy. �Okay.
Here. �All right.�Okay.

All right, all right. Huh? Wait, I
didn't get it all. �Oh my G-Shit!

What are you doin' up? �I
probably will never sleep again.

What is that on that baby's bottom?

It's a diaper. �It looks
like a balloon animal.

Is it inside out? -The diaper's on fine.
�I just came down to give her a bottle.

Already done. We heard her crying.
�Mm-hmm. Give her some. -Mm-hmm.

There you go. �There you go.

Matthew, darling, we've been talking- �We
think you should move back to Minnesota.

It's financially prudent.
-It is. You can find a job there.

Your mom and I
can help you raise Maddy.

We'll all be together.
You'll have a church, a support system.

You're all alone here.
-I'm not alone, okay? My job is here.

There are no good tech jobs at home.
My friends are here.

Your friends are kind of weird.

Okay. That may be true, but they're
my friends, Ma. �Liz is here.

And every place that I look here,
every single place that I look

makes me think of her. �Mom, you
always talk to me about God's plan.

I would love to know what the odds are

of me�meetin' somebody from my hometown
halfway across the country. �God?

I had a plan.

Liz was to go away to grad school
and then come back and work and live.

That was the plan before she met you.

Now, you want to stay, do that,
but Maddy comes with us.

Marion, it's-
-It's the best thing for her.

Believe it or not, it's best for you too.
I care about you.

You think you can do this, but you can't.

Raisin' a child, that's a� that's
a nonstop, all-day, all-night affair.

I understand,
and I'll� I'll think about it.

Okay.

I thought about it.

Yeah, I just� I just thought about it.
You're right.

No, Marion, you're right. I can't.
I� I can't do it. But you know what?

I'm gonna do it. �Yeah, I'm� I'mma
do it. I'm gonna bring Maddy up.

I'm� I'mma bring�Maddy up
because I'm her father.

And because I love her.
-I know you love her.

Do you know that I love her, Marion,
because I doubt that you really do.

I have no doubt you love that baby.
�I have no doubt you loved my Liz.

But you wanna keep Maddy to yourself
because you need a life raft.

I'm sorry I messed up your plan.

You catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.

You catch even more with
a flyswatter. �Marion!

If there's one piece of advice that
I could give you about bringing up a kid�

Let go. �Look, as a parent,
we do all this shit, right?

Trying to make everything perfect.

But we don't have any control.
�You just have to accept that fact.

Liz loved you. �And it
made me happy to see that.

And I also saw how much you loved her.

Yeah. �You are a, um�

You're a good father.

She was lucky to have you, Mike.

Thanks.

Hmm.

I had an aunt who died this
past year. �She was 99.

Wow. That, uh� that must've
been a shock. �It was.

Listen, I want you to take as
much time� �Okay. �as you need.

Thank you. -Five weeks,
six weeks. �I don-Whatever.

I'll probably need about ten,

twenty years. �Well, yeah� -That
would do it, but I� I need my job.

You know? That's why
I can't, uh� I can't have that time.

Listen, Howard, I was thinking
maybe I could just work from home

and� and come in as
you need me. You know?

And when I come in,
I'd have to bring my daughter with me.

You're taking care of her? -That's
correct. �All right. Good. Great. Okay.

You don't think I can do it. �It's
not that I don't think you can do it�

Because I'm a man? -No. �See, what is
it that a woman has that a man doesn't?

Patience. Emotional
vulnerability. �Uh� �Breasts.

Some men have breasts. �I'm gonna
let that go 'cause you're grieving.

Listen, I love babies. �You know,
I have three of them myself.

They're not babies anymore in the picture,
but when they started, they were babies.

And I'm tellin' ya, it's brutal. �It'll
wipe you out. �She have solid poops yet?

No. Nope. �I'm, uh� I'm dealing
with the creamy shit right now.

Enjoy the creamy shit. It's a big jump.

When you get to solid poops,
it's not a picnic. �Okay.

Save that. Put it in the�
with your roses and your flowers

'cause it's�packed with nutrients,
that stuff.

That's-It's� it's a great tip.
-Yeah.

The London account,
I know it's comin' up in five weeks.

I just wanna tell you, I'm on it.

You know, I'm more than capable
of doin' the job that needs to be done.

You know, but if you feel
like I'm� I'm not or I can't be,

maybe you could put Oscar on it.
�Jesus Christ. Oscar? -And see-Yeah.

No, no, no, no. Nah, no, no. Forget
Oscar. �Did you ask him? -Um�

Did you ask him, "Do you want
Oscar to handle the clients?"

Yeah. I did. -Remember? Like we
rehearsed? �I said it, Oscar. It worked.

I told you it would. �That's great news.
-Yeah. Yeah. D-

It's kind of cruel to send
flowers to someone who's grieving.

'Cause, you know, flowers die,
and then you gotta throw them out.

It's just such a bummer.

You know, I've never seen,
like, a� like, a person pass or anything.

But, um, you know,
I've seen a squirrel pass.

It makes you wonder
about the circle of life.

But it's not really a circle.
It's like a line.

'Cause there's a beginning and an end.
-Hey, Oscar.

Can you stop talking? �Man,
you sound just like my wife.

You're gonna swaddle Maddy, aren't
you? �Did you swaddle Liz? �I sure did.

Then, yeah, I mean, �I'mma do
whatever Liz would've wanted me to do.

But this� this looks insane. �I mean,
that's� that's tight there, Marion.

What, do you think she's gonna run away or
somethin'? �Hmm. -What up? �How you doin'?

These are Flamin' Hots.

Anybody want some? Grandmas?
Want me to give one to the baby? Mmm.

Y'all lookin' good, ladies. Can I
say that to you? �Thank you. -Yeah.

No problem. You know- -Stop it. �Your
pajama-robe thingy� -Jordan. Stop it.

What am I doin'? �You're flirtin'
with my mother. -I'm not flirtin'.

I'm looking at you flirt with my mama.

I'm flirtin' with both your mamas.
Hey, Marion, how you doin'? Looking good.

Jordan. -Kind of a blouse-sweater,
huh? �Jordan, stop it.

I can't help your mom is a GILF.
-That's it. �Yeah, I said it. -Stop.

Look, man, I got a� a present for you.
Can I give you a present?

Wait right here. I'll be right back.
I got somethin' for you.

We've been makin' a
list. We need�onesies.

And you need a lock. A toilet lock. You
know, they can drown in the toilet. �Look,

I've been meaning to ask, wh-
How long� how long are you stayin'?

I wish I didn't have to go back-
-I'm not talking to you, Mom.

We've discussed that. But, Marion, I
wasn't a hundred percent sure about you.

Well, since you refuse to move back
to Minnesota, I'll stay six months.

Six months? �Yes. -What about Mike?
�Oh, I don't care about Mike right now.

Hey, Matt. �Hey, uh,
Mike. How you doin', man?

Doin' well, man. -Okay.

I want us to be honest for a
second. �Okay, let's be honest.

The first thing I want to say is that
I love havin' you here. �I know you do.

No, I� I love it. �But what
worries me is that if you're here�

you know, if you're� if you're here
for an extended period of time,

we're gonna end up gettin' on each
other's nerves. �In just six months?

That's why I was thinking
maybe you could leave when my mom leaves.

What would I look like goin' home
before I know that you are capable

of taking care of my newborn grandchild?

How are you ever gonna know if you don't
let me do it? �That is a great damn point.

Huh? Forty-love.

Forty-love, Matt. Here you go, brother.
Look what I got for you, huh?

What is that, Jordan? �I got
you a pet. -That's a goldfish.

And let me tell you somethin',
kids with pets are really happy.

Also, they don't get any allergies. Did
you know that? �That's cats and dogs.

Damn it, you read the same article.
-Okay. Jordan, this is� this is-

All right, I'm bullshitting you,
man. �I'm sorry. Excuse my French.

I hate this fish. You remember
Tanya? She gave me this fish.

Tanya broke up with me
and left this dirty-ass fish in my house.

Can you take me to the baby store?

Hell yeah! -Thank you.

Team Single Father! I'm here
to help you at the end of the day.

Thank you.
Okay, Marion. How about we do this?

How about� how about,
when you go back, right,

I promise to give you updates,
let you know how Maddy's doin'?

Uh, I'll post pictures on my
Instagram all the time. �All right.

I will go home when Anna goes.

But if you are not handling
everything all very well,

you move your butt back to Minnesota.

Why would I agree to that?
-Because it's not about you.

Deal. -Brother, real quick.

You good on the fish? -I don't want the
fish, man. �How you doin'? -Good. You?

I'm doin' fine. Here you go.
�These are great. -Oh, well�

You better stop smilin' at me like that.
Here you go.

I don't have no kids.
This is for my friend.

This for his baby. You know,
man, he's buyin' all this stuff.

He's paying for everything.

Oh, here we go. �This is, uh� this
is your diaper rash ointment for you.

This one's�Maddy's. Just do� do his
separate. �Here. Just put yours over there

so she knows that you
have to pay for the stuff that you got

for your problem by yourself. �And this
one's the one I'm paying for for�Maddy.

That's yours. This is Maddy's.
-Okay. �He says situa-I mean�

Bumps. -Bumps. But it's� it's�shavin'
bumps. �On your butt. -Not on my butt.

I have shavin' bumps from�shavin'
and- -On your� �And I saw a video

that people use diaper rash ointment
to keep their skin clear

from gaining shavin' bumps.
That's why I got such a smooth neck.

Look how- -You look great�
�I look great? -Yeah.

See, look at that. Yeah, she said
I look great. �Ask to see his butt.

"Now insert
the eighth 44-millimeter screw."

I don't see it. I don't see the eighth
4� 44-millimeter screw. �I don't see it.

You're not even looking for real.
Look� look next to your shoe. Look.

Okay. �Why do you keep
acting like you dumb, huh?

Because I didn't see it,
I'm acting like I'm dumb?

You acting like
a dumb mother-fudger right now.

Don't cuss at me in front of my child.
-I didn't. I called you a mother-fudger.

Why are you sayin' "fudge"?

There's a baby.
I don't wanna curse in front of the baby.

So why not just choose
another word? �I did."Fudge."

Man. You know, your daddy is a witch.
�Yeah, I said it. He's a dumbass witch.

Goofy mother-fudger.

See, it's not�

Just reach under and flip the switch.
�I did reach under. It's broken.

You've always been so impatient.

Stop. This ain't got�nothin'
to do with patience!

I'm telling you I'm trying to do it, and
you just-I can't! �I can't, Mom! �Shit.

I can't do none of it.

I can't do it. �Not without Liz.

You just have to do what's best for her.

That's all you have to do the rest of
your life. �And I believe you can do that.

Right here. �Show-off.

I'm gonna be praying
for you ten times a day.

Listen, if it's nine, don't kill
yourself, okay? �Love you, Mom.

That's real lucky.
-"Goodbye, Nana."

Come, come, come. -You got
her? �We have a deal now.

If it's in her best interest, you're
moving back. Okay? �No being selfish.

Agreed.

Love you! -Good luck. �I love you,
Maddy. Grammy loves you. �Bye! -Bye!

Mmm! �Oh. Hey.

Hey, hey. * Ooh, baby, baby Baby, baby� *

* Ooh, baby, baby� * �Mmm. Mmm.

Daddy in a sling. Look at that. -How do
I look? �You look great. Like a king.

Don't say it just to be sayin' it, man.
-You look like a king.

You gotta buckle it. -Push it down. �I'm
pushin' down. -I'm pushing my side down.

So buckle it.
-No, but it's still wobbly.

Fellas! Fellas! Okay, have you even
attached the third anchor latch? Huh?

Oh my God. Oh no, no, no, Maddy.
�I'm sorry. Daddy's sorry. �Booyah!

Come on. �That's in there.
That's sturdy. -That's steady.

Thank you. -I was a nanny for four years.
�Wait, wait. �What? �She's awake, man.

No, she ain't. -Yes, she is. I just heard
her. �I don't have a bottle, man. -Oh man.

Here's the formula. All right.

You just cut the top.

You were so hungry.
You were so hungry.

* How to become number one In a
hot party show * * Now push it� *

* Push it good� *

* Push it real good� *

* Push it good� *

* P-push it real good� *

Ha! �Hiyo! �Oh, where's mom?

Oh, mom's an astronaut trainin'
at NASA. �Where is mom today?

Oh, mom is servin' time in
San Quentin. �Where's her mom?

Me, I can't wait till Monday comes
so I can get away from my kids screaming.

Wow. I bet they're probably
psyched to get away from you too.

Mmm.

We brought you some flowers.

Oh, I thought I should tell you
that you got one of your wishes.

I'm changing a lot of diapers.

This little kid here poops a lot.

Mm-hmm. �Mmm.

Cute baby, papi. �Hey, you
mind if I� -Yeah, sure.

Thanks, man. -All right. �Mmm.

Look, Maddy, we're about to pass
the school that Mom wanted you to go to.

Which means
that that's where you gonna go.

They got nuns there,
and you'll like nuns.

You'll like nuns 'cause nuns
dress like penguins. That's a fact.

And they're celibate. �I know.
I know. �I know, you fussin'.

I know you don't wanna be celibate,
but you're gonna be.

Good talk.

Come on, Maddy. �What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?

Roller coaster. Come on, Maddy.
�Here it is. Goin' down this track.

Goin' down. It's gettin'
rocky and shocky.

No, Mom. Listen to me.
You don't understand.

I'm seri-It's just, like,
she will not stop cryin'. She won't.

Well, sometimes I would sing
you a little lullaby,

and that would quiet you right down.
* Twinkle, twinkle, little star� *

* How much Daddy needs a bar� *

* Go to sleep, Maddy
* �Try to sing higher.

* Go to sleep, Maddy * * Maddy,
go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep� *

* Go to sleep, �Maddy *
-It's not working, though.

* Maddy, go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep
* �Oh no, that's-No, that made it worse.

That-Well� �She's not a clapper. �She
just won't stop. -Listen to your daddy!

Your daddy said go to bed, Maddy.

Your father is tired. �That's not
abuse. Yeah, that's not abuse. -Yep.

That's borderline. �My nipples are so
cracked, I'm scared to even look at them.

Is it weird that breastfeeding
kind of turns me on a little bit?

My husband wants sex. �I just
want him to die. Is that wrong?

No.

Excuse me. �Um, I'm sorry. AA is down the
hall to the right. �I'm not here for that.

I'm not� I'm not here for the AA meeting.
That's not why I'm here.

She, uh� she just went to sleep,
but she's been, like, crying for hours.

I mean hours to the point
where I'm� I'm exhausted.

And my face hurts,
and I'm getting frustrated.

And I don't know how to break the stroller
down. �I don't know how to fold it up.

Okay. Well, sorry,
but this is a group for new mothers.

You're lying, because on that
sign out there, it says "parents."

I'm a parent,
and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I don't have nobody else
to talk to about this shit.

Speaking of shit, the girl's
got some stuff flyin' out of her ass.

It's like a fire hose.

I don't know if it's normal or not,
but it's two different kinds.

She can either hit you with a streamer.

That's when it's all put together,
and it's� it's a little solid.

And it's� it's a direct hit.
�Or she'll buckshot you.

And that's� that's that spray.
It's� it's a quick� whop!

I need help. I need the crying to
stop. �How do I make the crying stop?

Okay, um, my oldest had colic
for the first couple of months.

What's colic?
-It's when babies cry for hours on end

without any reason until you feel
like your eyes are about to pop out.

I gave the baby colic. �No,
that's� that's not how colic works.

I'm not washing my hands,
and I'm touching the baby.

And that's how I gave the baby colic.

You don't give a baby colic.
It's more of a digestive thing.

That's a relief. �Thing that worked
for me was white noise, surprisingly.

White noise? �White noise.

And then looking ahead,
I'm gonna turn it over to Matt.

And he's gonna show you
how this all can work for your customers.

All right, Matt, you're up.

Matt. -Matt! �I'm not sleep. �Sleep.

Nah, this guy never sleeps.
He's deep in thought.

Yeah, deep in-That's exactly what
it is. �Very deep in thought.

Thank you. Thank you, Howard. �And the
reason why is because I'm so excited�

Yeah. -�uh, about this. �With
this upgrade, there's thousands,

and I mean thousands
of preset visuals from flooring

to, uh� to walls
to lighting that really offers-

You hear cryin'? �Crying? I don't hear
any crying. �I have a deviated septum,

so my nose whistles sometimes.
Maybe that's it?

No, that's� that's not what it is. I'm
sorry. Excuse me for a second, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Where�
�Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Here we go. Here we go. �Huh? Huh?
-Okay. Vacuum, yeah. �Come on. Shh.

We're gonna vacuum. We're
gonna vacuum. �Hey, Maddy!

Hey, hey. Whoa. -This vacuum sucks.
�What's going on? -Come on, Maddy.

What's going on now? What are you doing?

What's going on?
-He's doing the vacuum thing.

Here, let me take her. -The vacuum thing?
�Okay. -She likes the vacuum noise.

Hey! Hi. �Uh, Matt's got a baby. �Hey,
I apologize for storming out like that.

But she goes on these crying jags,

and it's impossible
to really get her to stop and calm down.

Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie?
-No.

I used to help with my kids.
-No. Howard, no.

They loved to suck on the pinkie.
-Not sanitary.

Maybe this will help, mate.
It's, um� it's a white noise app.

It helps me sleep. -Thank you.

My baby always calmed down with
skin-to-skin contact. �She's 25 now.

And I want you to notice
the easy map-tree interface as well.

Once again, it's about giving
our customers what they want,

which is the simplicity. �Right?
Isn't that what you want, huh?

They want simplicity. -Okay.

I got a problem now.
This is a place of business, right?

It's not a place of babies. In here,
I'm kinda� �I'm the designated asshole.

Who designated you? �I'm just
asking. Was it from birth or� -Hey.

You don't think
there's an asshole above me?

And above that asshole, another
asshole. �An asshole chain.

It's an asshole chain. That's
exactly what it is. �So-Yeah?

Just wanted to say,
great presentation, Matt.

Definitely memorable. We'll be talking
this week. �Thank you. Thank you for that.

It means a lot since I'm about to
get fired. �Thank you�for- -No.

We'll be in touch. Thank you, Fionna.

See ya. �Go on. Finish. �Hey, you're
not that lucky. I'm not firing you.

I just happen to be worried about you.
When's the last time you had a break?

You know, there's a new thing called
babysitters. �Oh, hi, Maddy. -Yeah.

My name is Summer.
I'm going to pick you up now.

Oh, she doesn't speak English yet.
She's just a baby.

Oh, I believe you have
to treat the infant with respect.

Right, Maddy? We've got this.

Yeah, yeah. �That's it.

All daddies deserve
some time off. Have some fun.

You got a babysitter. Have a good time.

You need this, bro.
You a single parent now.

Which is crazy to me to say this.
"Matt is a dad."

To say that out loud still sound- "Matt
is a dad." �That is crazy. So insane.

That's crazy. Hey. -What are you doin'?
�Nothin'. I'm just listening to you.

Are you serious right now?

What?
-What do you mean? What was that?

You don't see the diversity
just walked past? Huh?

All the flavors. For all of us. -Okay.
�I gotta get going, man. I'm going home.

Matt. -Excuse me. �Excuse me.
-Matt! Matt! Matt! Hey, hey, Matt!

What, man? -What's up? Where you goin'?
�What do you mean, where I'm goin'? Home!

Why are you�leavin'?
-Because I'm not havin' a good time.

What? We got girls back there.
We're taking shots, having a good-

I don't care about no girls, man. What
makes you think I care about girls now?

Man, I brought you out
to have a good time.

I don't want your version of a good
time, Jordan. �I don't want it.

Okay, look. I get it. You haven't been out
since Liz. �But it's- -Shut the-Hey, man.

Don't. �Don't do that.
Don't bring Liz up.

Don't do that.

Idiot. �Say bye. -Bye. �Goodbye.

We're never gonna see her again, are we?

All we need is us.
We don't need no one else.

Here come Javier.

That's daddy's new best friend.
He brings us our formula, our diapers.

He gives us everything we need
so we don't have to talk to people again.

If anybody else ring this bell,
they die. You hear me?

I say, if anybody
ring Daddy bell, they gonna die.

I said, "No ringin'." �I said,
"No ringin' the damn bell."

I'm gonna kill somebody.

Good morning. �Hi. -Hey. �Where is my
grandbaby? �What are you- �Is she dressed?

What are you doing here, Marion?
-Well, it's Maddy's pediatrician visit.

Oh, shit! Is it Thursday already? Shit!

Yeah, you didn't forget
the pediatrician's visit, did you?

I didn't forget anything.
You just caught me.

We was about to leave. She just got out of
the tub. �You left her in the tub? �Good.

Yeah. �How's she been eating? �Uh�

I mean, okay, I guess, you know? �She, um�
�For the most part, I� I think it's fine.

Every once in a while, if she's sleeping,

I may let her go,
like, an extra hour or something.

And how about you? How are you doing?

It's not� it's not really about me.
�It's about- -How is Maddy? Is she okay?

Look, I know I ain't perfect. �I
know that. I'm� I'm actually nothin'.

I'm a joke, okay? Lis- -Matt, you're
not a joke. �Maddy is doing great.

She's moved up to the 60th percentile
in weight and 70th in height.

You can start feeding her
when she's hungry.

Look, I hope
you don't mind me saying this,

but your wife would be very proud of you.

It's okay, Marion.

It's all right.

You hungry? You wanna go get lunch?

Uh, no, no. Actually, um, I gotta get back
to the airport. �Already? -Yeah, yeah.

I told Mike that I was spending
the day at the spa. �You told-

Want me to take you?
I can give you a ride.

No, she needs to get to her little nap.
�You want a little nap? �Oh God. Matthew,

today was a good day for you as a parent.

You keep all these little victories like
you had today in a little box inside you.

They'll be your most prized possessions.

And don't let me
have to come back up here

before Father Mayfield
is going to christen her in Minnesota.

Saint Augustine's, three weeks. I'll
see you there. �Wait, what do you-

Minnesota, three weeks. See you.

Minnesota in three-
-Grammy loves you, Maddy.

Nobody� nobody said nothing
to me about Minnesota.

Who finished up their whole bottle? You
did. �Yes, you did. You were hungry. �Huh?

"I'm hungry, Daddy." �It's her first
flight. �I never would have guessed.

She's a cutie. -Yeah� �Oh,
shit.�Oh, shit. �I'm so sorry.

Hey! -Yeah!

Hey! -Oh boy! �Maddy!

What a bundle of joy!
-Hey! �Hi, sweetheart!

Got it? Okay.
-Good? Good? Come on now.

Anna, come on, let's get
something cold to drink. �Okay.

Remember when I caught you guys�messin'
around in here? �Oh my goodness.

Yes, I do. �You chased me
with Mike's hockey stick.

You kept� you kept�yellin' out,
"Not in this house. Not in this house!"

You thought you were gonna get lucky that
night. �You got damn lucky, didn't you?

It's amazing what you can do when you're
scared. �I've never been that fast.

The room looks different.

Oh, I brought a lot of things
down from the attic, from her childhood.

I like it. I like it a lot.

At first, I spent whole days in here.

Whole days. �Just lyin' on
the bed, smelling the pillows.

Cryin'. Pissed.

I'm down to one hour each day.
That's all I allow myself now.

I'd like for you to let
Maddy come and stay with us sometimes.

When she's bigger. �She could
spend summers here. �Summers?

Matt, she needs family.

She'll need a woman in her life.

And I don't mean some woman you
met in the club. �Or on Tinders.

Tinders?

I'm not on Tinder. And what are you-

How do you know about Tinder?
Where are you gettin' this stuff?

Hey, I'm�

You think maybe you can watch
Maddy for me tonight? �Yeah! Yes!

So I can go meet up with some friends,
go have a drink.

Yeah, you do that. Yeah! -All right.
Okay. * I know it's been so� *

* Hard, and you don't know
What it all means *

* But don't you ever let go� *

* See, there's a reason� *

Thank you.

Mom? �Did Dad like having a
baby? �Oh, he loved babies.

That's why he had so many of them
with so many different women.

Yeah, but he married you. �Yes, lucky
me. �I was lucky 'cause I had you.

I'm just�hopin' I can be
half as good a mom as you were with me.

You're a good mom.

Maddy, guess what? �See the baby?

Isn't she beautiful? Sister�
�She did so good, huh?

* But please just don't ever let go� *

* Don't let go� * -Come in.

* Don't let go� * * Oh my *

* Don't you ever let go *

Wake up, Daddy! It's a school day! �Wake
up! -I'm up. �You gotta treat it like a�

like you're sneaking
up on it and grab it.

Over, under, over.

Okay. �Okay, that's one. Just let me-

What is this?

I think it's a new� a new� a new look.

I think it's a new hairstyle
that can catch on if given a chance.

Just stay still. �We
gotta go top. Let me-

Hold on, okay?

All the girls are wearing skirts,

but skirts make me feel like I forgot
my pants. �But she said it's a rule.

Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules.

Maddy, do you like goin' to school here?
-Mommy wanted me to be here. I like it.

That's all I needed to hear then.
�All right, go ahead. I love you.

Love you too. �Two kisses. Forehead,
forehead. I got you. �Bye, Daddy. -Bye.

Good morning. -Good morning. �Mr. Logelin,
we need to discuss the dress code.

Hey, you have a good day, okay?
�There's a dress code here!

Maddy, it's on you. You wanna check
or bet? �All in. �All in again?

Wow! -All in again?

I'm gonna go ahead and fold, chief.
-You gonna fold like a chump.

She looks serious.
-I don't know if she's bluffin' or not.

Seriously.
-Let me see your face.

That's a poker face right there.
That's a poker face.

How can you break that down? You can't.

I don't know what you got
going on in that head.

I can see into the
mind of Maddy. Hold on.

I got nothin', guys. I'm out. I fold.
�I'm goin' all in. You kiddin' me?

Look at this. Bam. Queens. �What
do you have? -What do you got?

Aces. -What? What? �No! -Pocket rockets.
�Pocket aces. -Okay. That was a good hand.

She got pocket rockets!
-It's all yours. Take it.

Scoop it. It's yours.
-What? Okay, that's all you.

This is all mine. -Okay. Go ahead. �You're
not gonna eat all that today either.

Ship it! �There you go.

Did you� did you eat your veggies?
What is that, cake?

Oh yeah! �They're having so much fun.
Makes you wish you had a kid to bring.

Oh, I do. Crazy one's mine.
That's Maddy. �Hi, Daddy!

Hey! -Cannonball!

Are you Matt? �I am Matt.

I think I know why
Oscar and Rose insisted I come today.

I think we're being set up. -Oh,
wow. �I told 'em to stop trying.

Funny thing is I said the same thing.
-Yeah?

We should mess with 'em. Throw your drink
in my face, make it look real bad.

Or we could break up
with them as friends.

You know what?
I've been looking for new white people.

I have. I really have. �There's
plenty here. So� �What do you do?

Uh, I'm an animator. �An animator?
That's cool. That's different.

I, uh� I work with this guy. �I work
with Oscar. �Hey. -That's my name.

Don't wear it out. Just kidding.
You can say it as much as you want.

So, you two meeting at, uh,
Oliver's birthday party. �Yeah.

Pretty great. -What are the odds?
�What are the odds, you know?

I mean, you know, you're great, and
you're great and� �It's just, uh�

It's not a setup though. You know?
-Got it. Got it.

Very smooth, by the way, Oscar.
-Yeah.

Thank you. -Yeah. �Great. �Thank
you. �Hi, Rose. �Hi, Rose.

Unreal. �My name's Liz.

Stop playin'.

Um, I'm not playing. My name is-
Well, Lizzie is what my friends call me.

You're an animator.

What have you animated?
-I work on a show called Lucky Jim.

Lucky Jim. I know what that is.
Maddy loves that show.

You let her watch Lucky Jim? �Yeah, it's
a cartoon. �Have you ever watched it?

It's called�Lucky Jim
because he gets lucky.

You talkin' about sex?
-Uh-huh.

I thought he was, like, a leprechaun.
-Yeah, he's a leprechaun.

A really lucky, really horny leprechaun.

Is there, like, a warning on it
that kids shouldn't watch it?

There's definitely a warning.

You know where the pot of gold is?

Begorra,
the pot of gold is right over there.

And now that rainbow's up and disappeared.
�I think you're full of horse blarney.

I'd like to show you what I'm full of,
me lassie, if you've no objection.

I've no objection to plucking the
clover out of you. �I'm seeing stars.

You'll be seeing more than
stars in a moment. �That's it.

Oh, that's off.
-Daddy, they were about to wrestle.

I know that.
I know that. And that's a little�

It's a little too violent
for you to watch, honey.

Wait, did you call her?
-Zip it.

What do you mean, "Zip it"?
-Zip it. Don't be a bonehead.

Why I gotta be a bonehead?
-Don't be a bonehead.

Maddy can handle it, right? -Stop.
What'd I ask you to do? �Handle what?

Jordan, what'd I say? -Look, I got
this. �Jordan, I don't- -I got this.

Jordan-
-That's what friends are for.

Sometimes two adults meet each
other, right? �And they fall in love.

And then they both are nearsighted.

Have that in common
and all these beautiful things.

They take long walks in the park together.
�You know, you find that special someone.

But then they get real petty one day
and kick you in your back

'cause you snoring while you sleep.
�What? -You're sleeping on the floor.

You're all messed up. -What?

Carpet burns on your arm.
-That's-What are you-That's enough!

It's not enough, okay?
-It is enough.

You don't know
if you're gonna find a special someone.

You're not talking about nobody
but yourself-

You know he's talking
about himself, right?

I know. But if they liked each other,
and then they didn't like each other,

couldn't they like each other again?
And wouldn't that be fun?

Yeah, Maddy. -Wow. �Give me a high
five or something, a hug. Come here.

I mean�
-You are brilliant. You a genius.

Gotta be to make sense
of all that stuff you just said.

Don't be a hater.
I wanna-Look, you are so smart.

You definitely don't get that
from your daddy.

How come you wear boys' pants?
�Okay, stay together. No running.

Hey, Maddy, are you a boy? �Are you
a girl? �Zip it, bonehead! �Madeline!

I really don't understand this.
The kid was teasin' her.

Maybe you should talk to
that kid's parents. �I have.

But he was teasing her because
she was the only girl wearing pants.

What if a boy wanted to come
to school dressed in a skirt?

Then that's that boy's business.
It's the 21st century.

Mr. Logelin, Madeline is in kindergarten.
She doesn't have a mother to model after.

I am well aware
of what my daughter doesn't have.

You have to at least show her that
wearing girls' clothing is an option.

I just don't� I just don't understand
why nuns are so tough.

Why are you guys so tough? Like, what�
what is it that happens in nun camp

that makes you guys this strict?

I'm not gonna say anything else because
I don't wanna get struck by lightning.

Okay, here you go, Maddy.
What about these here?

No. I want these. �You want those? -Yeah.

Um� �Okay, if that's what you want.

Are you going out? �Yes. Rose is
coming over, and Daddy's gonna go out.

With Oscar? �No, not
with Oscar. �With Jordan?

No, not with Jordan. �A
lady? �Yes, it's a lady.

Does that bother you? �Does
it bother you? -I asked first.

Is it Sister Kathleen from school? �No,
it is not Sister Kathleen from school.

Then that's okay. Who is it? �It's a
lady friend from the birthday party.

You know what? �I got a surprise for you.

See, I was gonna wait till you got older.
This was Mommy's jewelry box.

I want you to pick something out
of here that can be just for you.

Anything? -Anything you want.

Hmm. �This one.

Wow. �I like this one.

Such a good choice.

Such a good choice.

Hmm, let me put it on you.

Is she in this? Mommy?

Yeah, she's in there.
She's in you. She's in me. She's in�

She's in whoever she touched.

So� �And what did she say to that?

Oh, she said
that her mom is in her because of DNA.

What? -Yeah, that's-I swear to God.
�What? Is she some kind of genius?

You know what it is?
Maddy just asks a lot of questions.

Mmm.
-I took her to this mummy show.

They were talking about DNA at the show,
so I tried to explain to her what DNA was.

And in doing that, she just� �What?

Um, I guess I'm kind of
surprised you're still single.

All those hot single moms at
the kiddie park. �Stop it. Stop.

There's nothing hot about single parents.

We are overworked, sleep-deprived, covered
in baby vomit. �That's hot. -That's hot?

It's hot. -All that is hot?

You're funny. You're very funny.
-You've just been through a lot.

You and Maddy. �We have been through a
lot. �But we're okay, you know? We, uh�

We're on our own, and we're�
we're fine. �I get that, you know?

I'm on my own, and I'm fine too. I
like where I'm at. �Yeah? -Uh-huh.

So, you, um� you must have had
a good example of how to be a dad?

No. No, I did not. �Actually, I
had the complete opposite of that.

I know what not to do because of my dad.

I'm gonna kiss you now, okay?

Okay. �I think I'm prepared.

Oh, do you prefer
my false teeth in or out?

Leave 'em in, just in case I mess up, so
I got something to blame it on. �Sure.

Does it� bother you
that my name is Lizzie?

No. �But you can change
it if you want to.

Okay. You know, if you wanna call
me anything like, "Your Highness",

or like, my mom was gonna name me Majesty.
�Anything along those lines is great.

Okay. Noted. �Mm-hmm. -What about Hank?

What about Hank? �Why? �You
said anything I want. -Okay.

Okay?
-Okay, we'll� we'll test it out.

Okay. Let's test it out right now.
-Is that a deal? Okay. We'll test it out.

Go. Go get in the� go get in the
house safe, Hank. �Oh my God.

Thanks for the good time, Hank.
-Hank! �Hank! -Good night!

No, all right, stop it. That's
enough. Thank you. �Good night.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. �Mmm.

Hey. �You're late. �What do you mean, I'm
late? �You told Rose you'd be home at 11.

Well, guess what? It is
11:13 right now. �Yeah. Late.

All right. That is not that late. Hey,
Rose. �Hey. I swear I put her to bed.

Did you? -Uh-huh. �What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna ground me because I'm late?

Huh? Is that what you wanna do?

Do you wanna ground your dad because
he's late, huh? �Yes, yes. -There you go.

Good. -Are your shoes tied? �I don't
think his shoes are tied. -Hey.

Hey, Maddy. -Where's Daddy? �Oh, um�
�Yeah, so, your dad had to work late,

but, uh, we wanted to come watch you play

and then maybe get
some ice cream afterwards.

'Cause he's not�doin' anything fun with
anyone, and I am telling you the truth.

I'm gonna walk you through
how our software

can help you redesign
every aspect of your new mall.

What you gotta see-What are
you- �What's goin' on? Stop it.

Sorry, it's Bring Your Kid to Work Day,
so you can only imagine the-

No, it's not. -Yes, it is. �Let's go out.
-No. Wait a second. Stop it, Maddy. Stop.

We are� we are� �I've got
your keys. -Put my keys down.

I'm gonna throw them out the
window. �Wait, put my key-

Give me the keys. Stop.
What are you doing? What is-

What's your favorite movie? -His Girl
Friday. �Okay. That's a great movie. �Um�

Bringing Up Baby.

Let me think more recent. Let me think,
like, not before the 1940s. �Ask me mine.

What's your favorite movie?
-I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

Dad! Dad! Dad! �What is that?

I'm serious. I thought
there was something on the window.

No, I don't fall for your tricks no more.

What? I thought something was
on the window. I'm not gonna trick you.

Oh my gosh. There's a booger on your
shirt. �Take it off now! Take it off now!

Take it off now!

Um, before we eat,
I gotta tell you somethin'.

I gotta tell you somethin' important.
-Okay. �So, Saturday night�I gotta go out,

but Jennifer's mom said
you can stay the night.

Why can't I come with you?

One reason why you can't come with me
is I gotta do a bunch of grown-up stuff.

All right? -Mmm. Yeah. �Yeah? -Yeah.
�Okay, baby, it's time to go to bed.

Are you gonna sleep in those? �You
should take them off. Flip, flip.

Okay, hop in.

Aw, okay. Good night, baby.

Good night, sweetie. Mommy loves you.

Good night, Maddy.

You wanna go back to my place?

For what? You wanna play some poker?
-I don't know how to play poker.

But I was thinking something
even more fun than that.

Wow. �Is it Twister?
�It's a form of Twister.

Okay, okay. �All right, so now that I
have this information, I wanna be honest.

Okay. �I just wanna make sure that I'm�

That I'm keeping Maddy- -First.
�Yes. Like, she has to be� -I know.

�a priority, you know? �I understand.
-That's� �I really do. I get it.

Okay. �That's part of
what I like about you.

Well, then maybe I should teach you

how to play poker.

Wow! This is amazing! �I know,
right? It's gonna be so much fun.

Hey, y'all gotta stop it!
�That's enough. �Hey, slow it do-

It's way too loud in here!

You okay, Maddy? -Yes. �Yeah?

Hey, this is cool. -Hey! Y'all
gotta turn this- �It's too loud!

Come on, stay close.

Dad! You hit the clown! �Oh
my God! �He� he okay, Maddy.

Yeah, yeah. �Thank you. -Thank you.

Come on, give me your hand. Give me your
hand, honey. �What an amazing day, huh?

Mm-hmm.
-It's, like, the best day ever.

I feel like nothing can mess up
a day like this.

It was so perfect.
-Yeah, it was very fun.

Yeah. I wanted, um� I wanted
to talk to you. Can I talk to you?

Yeah. -So� I, um�

I wanna introduce you
to somebody that I've been seeing.

It's like a� it's like a friend I got-

Well, I've been dating.
I've� I've been dating a friend, right?

That I've� that I've been�
that I've been seeing,

but I� I think that you would�
you would like her. �Daddy? -Yeah.

Can I have a lollipop? �Absolutely. Yeah,
let's� let's get you some more stuff.

Some more candy, okay? �Maybe take
one home, and we finish this talk?

Okay, but I don't wanna meet anyone.

Hey, come� come here. Come here, �Maddy.
�Come here, come here, come here. -What?

Hey. -Hey. �How are you? -Good. �Good.
Uh, �Maddy, this is� this is Lizzie.

Hey! Well, you can call me
"Swan" or "Dude" or "Butthead"!

Hey, so you guys wanna go to the Tea
Party thingy? �You wanna do that? -Mmm.

Mmm. -No?

After 15 minutes, I heard they throw the
tea in the water, which could be cool.

Mmm. -Yeah. I'm super
ambivalent too. �Mmm.

I do hear there's a cool spiders exhibit
in this kids' museum. �Wanna do that?

I like tarantulas, but we already went.
-Yeah. �Okay, how about we wing it?

Yeah? -Okay. �Let's wing it, Swan. -Let's
wing it! �This is nice. You guys are-

Right? This is cool. Maybe it's too soon.
-Look at that over there!

Ah. �Hold on. Ah. �Yes! -Whoa! Whoa!

When the boat comes,
hit 'em with a wave.

You ready? Hit 'em with a wave. There
you go. �See that? See how cool that is?

Yeah. �I used to play with
these ducks when I was little!

Hi, Billy. �Hi, Bella. �That
was your favorite� -Hi, Lily!

�and that was your favorite. �Duck,
duck, duck, duck� -Oh my goodness.

�duck, duck, duck, duck� -Oh,
my-Ow. �duck, duck, duck, goose!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Let me do a solo.

Solo, yes!

You wanna draw the castle? �Yeah.
-What color? �Hmm. Purple and black.

Ooh. -And blue. �That'll be great.
And then maybe in the middle,

you could, like, add some fire or
something. �Totes. -You know? �Oh, wow.

Hey. -Hey, Swan.

You like it? -Yeah. No, this
is, uh� this is�somethin'.

Maddy, I don't know if we can
keep this�goin'. �Why not?

Well, because they're� they're walls.
�Our house isn't the house for this.

Grandma� Grandma's house, those walls

are the walls you wanna write on
because all her walls are white.

Are you visiting your grandma soon?
�Yeah. It's her birthday. -Ooh, nice.

Is Swan still here? �Yes.
She's actually in the hallway.

Is she gonna stay here?
-Not tonight.

She wanted to come in and tell you good
night though, okay? �Yeah? �Swan? �Hmm?

Hey, Maddy. �So I had a blast today.
Did you have fun? �Yeah. -Good.

Is she gonna sleep in your bed
when she does sleep here?

Yuck. Yuck. �No, I think
that's� that's disgusting. -Ick.

Yeah. Yuck to death. �She'll
sleep in the bathtub.

You can borrow a pillow if you want.

That is so nice. That'll make it more
comfortable. �So generous. -Yeah.

You should take notes. 'Night,
Maddy. -Good night. Get some rest.

You forgot the two kisses.

I almost did. �That's one from me. And�
�that's a big one from Mommy. Okay?

I love you. �Get some sleep.

You okay? -Um, no, I just forgot
somethin'. �I'm a little upset at myself.

Um, thank you.
You were great with her today.

Please. �It was easy. Maddy is fantastic.

Maybe you could come over to my place
in the morning after dropping Maddy off?

You might get a little lucky
if you bring me a latte.

Okay.

Mr. Logelin. -I gotta get out of
here. �It's so late. I'm sorry.

Here we have a rule
that all girl students wear skirts.

Rules? We don't need no stinkin'
rules. �That's what my dad says.

Okay. Well, your daddy signed a paper when
you were first accepted at this school,

and he agreed to follow the rules.

Sister Kathleen would like you
to follow the rules

and wear this skirt starting today.

Are those boys' underwear? �Maddy
wears boys' underwear. Everyone, look.

Maddy wears boys' underwear.
-Look, boys' underwear!

Boys' underwear!�Boys' underwear!
-Zip it, Darren!

You zip it. -I'm warning you, Darren.
�Boys' underwear! -Boys' underwear!

Cannonball!

I want my daddy!

Where's Daddy? �We're
still trying to reach him.

Maddy Logelin? �Thank you.
�Maddy? Maddy? �Daddy! -Maddy.

Hey. Oh my God, Maddy. �Hey. Hey,
babe. �Oh, let me see. Let me see.

Mr. Logelin, I-
-Please, please.

How you doin', huh? �I'm sorry,
Daddy. �What? �You're sorry? No.

You don't� you don't have to be sorry.
Dad, Daddy's sorry.

Okay, come on. We're leavin'.
�Sir, sir, sir, wait. -No!

Wait, sir, she needs
stitches. -No! �Listen to me.

We're not doin' anything here because
you don't know how to do nothin' right.

I've been here. No, thank you. Come on. �I
know she's gonna have a substantial scar

if she doesn't get stitches.

Look at me.

You're so strong. �Such a
strong little girl. Okay?

I'm proud. �Guess who else is proud?
�Mommy. Mommy would be proud right now.

We're gonna go get some stitches, okay?

Squeeze my hand, that's
all. �There you go.

Mm-hmm-hmm. Good job, Maddy.

You're doin' good.

Hey. -Hey. �I've been
calling. Is she all right?

Yeah, um�

Sorry I didn't pick up.

I'm just, uh, a little upset because I
feel like I should've been there sooner.

You can't blame yourself. It was
just an accident. �I actually can.

I can blame myself
because I wasn't there.

Anything could've happened to her. She
could've lost her eye. �She didn't.

She could have.
-But she didn't.

Can I, um� can I see her?
I brought her this guy.

It's very sweet. �I think
she's sleeping though.

I just think
that, right now, she's not ready.

Ready for what?
-For this. She's not ready for

this, this. �She's not
ready, or you're not ready?

Look, Swan,
the hospital that I was at today,

it's the same hospital that Liz died in.

I mean, thank God, thank God today
I got there in time to hold her hand.

Because with Liz, it was different.
With Liz,

I didn't get to hold her hand.
I got shoved out the room.

I got shoved out the room,
and when I came back, she was gone.

Hmm. �She was gone,
and there was a little�

there was a tube
stickin' out of her mouth.

Matt, I am so sorry that happened
to you. �It didn't happen to me.

That's the problem. �It did not happen
to me. �Okay. -So don't be sorry.

Don't be sorry for me. �Okay, I'm,
um, um� I'm, um� I'm gonna go.

Would you give Maddy my love please?

What's going on? What's wrong?
�I can't find Mommy's necklace.

You can't find it? Did you
misplace it? �I don't remember.

What do you mean, you don't remember? �Do
you think it came off on the playground?

Maybe. �Okay, all right. Hey, hey,
hey. �It will come up. All right?

I need you to go to Croatia.
-Croatia? �Yeah, just for a month.

Just set up the office there. That's all.

Why don't you send Oscar?
His wife's Croatian. He speaks Croatian.

He does? -Yes. �Yeah, I don't care.
I'm gonna send you. I trust you.

Howard, that's tough, man.
That� that's really tough for me.

I don't know if I can leave�Maddy
for over a month. I can't do that.

It's an opportunity. College
tuition's not gettin' any cheaper.

College tuition?
I'm trying to get through the week.

Yeah, well, hey, that's how it happens.
Think about it. �I don't need to�

Yeah, I mean,
I should be traveling for work right now.

I just don't� I don't know if I wanna
leave her with a friend for that long.

And this is
just the beginnin' travel-wise.

Welcome to not knowing the right
thing to do. �That's a dad specialty.

Hmm.

Is Swan coming to Minnesota?

Uh� �I don't think we're gonna be
seeing much of Swan anymore. �Why not?

Because Swan and I broke up. �What?
You didn't talk to me about that!

I did not talk to you about it
because I don't need your permission.

Call her and say you're still going
out. �No. It doesn't work like that.

So make it work.

Stop. You're pushin' it. I don't even
know why you're actin' like you care.

You didn't even wanna meet her. �Yeah, but
now I know her. And we need more people.

Other people have more people.
-What are you talking about, Maddy?

It's always just us. �Oh,
I'm sorry for being your dad.

I'm sorry for bein' around.
Is that what you want?

It's not even just us all the time.

You got Jordan.
You got Oscar. You got Poker Sundays.

Swan's not at Poker Sunday. �Because
Swan does not play poker. �I don't care!

I like her, and I like my grandmas
and Grandpa Mike. And we never see them!

Okay, what are you talkin' about?
Where are we goin'?

How come, when something good happens,
it always gets taken away?

I don't have an answer for that.

And I don't have an answer
for anything else you wanna ask me.

Don't ask me no more questions. �For the
rest of the day, for the whole flight,

I'm not answerin'
nothin' else that you ask me.

Do you hear me? Question time is over.

I give you an inch, you take a mile. Carry
your bag. �Uh! -What? Who you uh-ing? Who-

Hey, stop stompin',
I'll tell you that much.

We are going to have so much fun.
Your cousins are waiting for you, Maddy.

Yeah, wait till you see your room,
girl. It is fabulous. �Yeah, come on in.

That's your art on the wall there. �Cool.

I like to unpack,

because I don't like things
to be all in a jumble in my luggage,

and I can't find anything.

I lost Mommy's necklace.
�Yeah. Your daddy told me.

Why don't I buy you another necklace?
�It won't be the one Daddy bought Mommy.

That's true. �That's true.

What was she like?

Your mom was the best!

'Cause she was strong and smart.

You� you know, you
remind me a lot of her.

Hey, should we take a little Mommy tour
around the neighborhood?

Yeah.
-Just the two of us. Come on.

That's where your mommy's best friend,
Anastacia, lived.

Stacy. There's a creek
behind their house,

and they used to go off
in there, diggin' up tadpoles.

And they would bring all of that
smelly mess and mud into my kitchen.

And then, every Saturday morning, this is
where your mom would come and play soccer!

Hey, um, is Liz's room permanently
set up for Maddy now? �Yes, yes.

Is that problematic?
-I think it's confusin'.

With all she's been through,
the accident and everything else.

Well, it wasn't exactly an accident.

What is that supposed to mean?

If you had followed the rules
the school asked you to follow

instead of�encouragin' her to act
out. �You don't think I know that?

You don't think
I blame myself for what happened?

You don't really expect me
to argue that, do you?

Let it go. -Why do I try, man? �We
are all trying. -No, we're not.

We have nothing in common outside of Liz.
-We have-

Nothing in common!
-We have Maddy.

Mike, I apologize to you.
I'm not stayin' here. I'm not.

I'm not�dealin' with you.
-Oh, please.

I think you both sorta have
a thing or two in common.

What are you doing? �We're leavin'.
We're goin' over to Grandma Anna's.

I don't wanna leave! I wanna stay here!

Hey, hey. Don't start with me, Maddy.
All right? It's just for a little bit.

You never listen to me. �Maddy. �This
was Mommy's room, and I wanna stay here.

I wanna live here with Grammy and
Granddad. �Why can't we both stay here?

I don't wanna go back. �I
don't wanna go to St. Joseph,

even if Mommy wanted
me to wear a uniform.

Okay, listen�

Mommy would have wanted you to be happy.

That's what Mommy would have wanted.
Come here.

* What I've learned from the ocean *

* How to dance and
rejoice in the motion *

* Let the sun have its moment� *

* The moon will come� *

How's Maddy? �Happy.

She seems really happy over there.

You know what I was thinkin' about?
-Hmm?

That time when I asked Dad
could I go live with him

'cause you wouldn't let me
do what I wanted to.

I certainly remember. He brought you
right back here, all across town.

He knew. �It's probably the
least selfish thing he ever did.

* �birthday to you *

* Happy birthday, dear Marion� *

* Happy birthday to you� *

You count. �One, two, three.

* There's no road
That can lead to nirvana� *

Okay, everybody, who wants
cake? * But home is love� *

Sweetheart, um�

I made a deal with you
when� when you were a baby

to� always try and do
what was best for you.

And right now, I can't.
I can't move here.

You know, but that shouldn't mean
that you� that you can't.

You know, Grandma
Marion and Grandpa Mike,

they brought up Mommy.

And Mommy was the best.
�She was just like you.

You know, um�

You and your mom are
the best thing that ever happened to me.

And I, uh�

I wanna� I wanna thank you�

for taking care of me.

I want you to know that I tried,

but� I know that you're happy here.

I just wanna do
what your mom would have wanted me to do.

Two kisses. �One for Mommy. One for me.

Hey.

This is gonna be fun.

It's gonna be so much fun, you know.

You get to� you get to spend time
with Grandma and Grandpa.

You'll be back? �Yeah, yes.
Of course, I'll be back.

You know, Dad's just gotta go,
gotta go to work and, you know,

take care of some stuff.
And I don't� I don't wanna be selfish.

I want you to spend time
with� with your family here.

All right? It'll be great.
This will be� this will be good.

Okay? �All right, give me a hug. �Mmm.

I love you. -I love you too.

Look, Matt, um, now,
I know you don't really wanna hear this,

but, like, honestly, none of us thought
you would've did the job you did.

Hmm. �We thought you didn't have a chance

of taking care
of this little girl by yourself.

Honestly, you did a way better job
than any of us thought you would do, man.

You should be proud of yourself, man. You
did that. �I mean, she ain't die, right?

I mean, I fed her. -Yeah.

Put Pampers on her,
gave her some clothes.

Yeah. �Yeah, that's a good job.

I mean, what I did, you gotta say, it was
probably the bare minimum of parenting.

That should be enough, right? �I
think you're being hard on yourself.

I didn't mean it like-
-No, I'm not being hard on myself.

Nobody else thought that I could raise my
child. �So, why did I? �What am I�doin'?

What am I doin'?
What decision am I making,

and who's the decision best for?
'Cause I don't know.

Cheers. �I'm not� I'm not
cheering that. -I did it.

Matt, come on in. �Close the
door. Grab a chair. �Yes, sir.

I got� got some bad news.
�Bad news? �I'm leavin'.

I'm leaving the office.
I'm, uh, moving up that chain.

And I've recommended you
to take over my job.

Yeah, I� I figured
now you got more time to focus.

You can travel more for work.
I think you're ready.

This could� this could be yours.
Also throwin' in�

a new salary.

It says, "Buy dog food." �Turn it over.

Wow. �There's your college tuition.
-I mean, I� I don't know what to say.

You know what? You deserve it.
�Thank you. �You deserve it.

You know� �I'm proud of you.

I don't know why, I've always felt
sorta like a father figure to you.

Hmm? -Not a father, but, you know,
like a� an uncle maybe or a cousin.

Kinda like a� a� a big brother.

Neighbor? Maybe I felt like a neighbor.
�Big� bigger, older neighbor. -Got ya.

And I don't wanna get all sappy.
I'm not gonna get all sappy.

You don't have to really get into-

I'm not� I'm not-
No, no. But what I wanna say�

I'm very glad I didn't fire you.

I'm, um�

I'm glad too.

You're a good man. �Now go
kick some ass in Croatia.

And next month, London. -Okay.

I'm gonna see that and raise it.

What is that? �Don't waste our
time. �Just fold. -Don't fold, J.

Am I the only one that feel like this?
�Does it feel weird that�Maddy's not here?

Yeah, yeah, it does. -Huh? �We
usually, like, play with, you know�

Cookies. Yeah. -�cookies.

Cookies. I mean, the chips, you know,
that's cool too. �You know, cash game,

but do you have any, uh�
you know, do you have any cookies?

You want cookies?�Is that what you want?

We'll take some cookies.
-Cookies would be great.

Tell you what, I'mma bring the cookie out
here. �Y'all better eat every damn cookie.

Okay. -You hear me? �Yes. -You
better eat every damn cookie.

Or else it's gonna be a problem out here.

Let it be a cookie left
after I bring these cookies out.

I mean, all he had to do
is say he miss her too, you know.

The snacks are okay.
Not super international,

but they do have Brazil nuts.

Dude, thanks so much
for taking me on this trip. Seriously.

So psyched to be�wingman. �Yeah, well,
my Croatian's a little rusty, man.

Teach me some stuff. -Yeah, for sure.
Okay. �Uh, repeat after me. Za�epi.

Za�epi. -Za�epi. �What does that mean? -It
means, "Be quiet." "Be quiet"? -Za�epi.

Why would I� why would I wanna learn that?
�Well, I mean, you know, have you met me?

Za�epi? -Yeah. �My wife says that all
the time. You know, "Za�epi." �You know?

Look. Look at the duck.
Look at the ducky. Look at the ducky.

Look at the duck.

Look at the ducks. �Oh,
yeah. �You like that duck?

Huh? �You like that duck? �No?
Come on. Let's see the next one.

Ooh, ooh. What about this duck?
�You like that duck? �No? All right.

This one was my favorite.

She says that one was her favorite.
-Because it always looks at the sun.

Okay. I love you, Dad. I'll call
you when I get back to the dorm.

No, I'm not nervous. �Yeah.
�Yeah. I can do anything.

Bro. Look. -What? �Oh my goodness.

Maddy. Hey. Hey. �Come
here. You can do it, Maddy.

Jordan! Jordan! �Come on, Maddy!
�Come on, Maddy! -Come on.

Jordan, do you see this? �Are you
watching? -I'm watching this. �Oh my gosh.

Hey! Jordan!

Jordan! She walkin'!

Somebody's cuttin' onions
or something close to us. I don't know.

Ready for your first day?

This is gonna be kinda tough because
she's never been around anybody but me.

So there's probably gonna be
separation issues. But�you're a big girl.

Give daddy two kisses. One for
me, one for Mommy. Okay? �Mmm.

Mmm.

Maddy. Maddy.

I'll just hang out to watch a little
bit. �Sure. No problem. -Okay?

We should probably head
to the gate.

Oh, do you want to, um, talk or sleep,
you know, on the flight?

I tend to do both, actually.
Talk in my sleep.

Um, so if I do,
just, you know, kind of nudge me awake,

or you can probably even talk
to me, actually.

I'm pretty interesting when I'm
sleep-talking. �I believe in you.

Thanks, man. I mean, that's really
sweet. �I� I believe in you too.

Matt? -I really believe in you. �Uh,
the gate's actually that way. Matt?

Za�epi!

Got it.

Hey. �Hey.

Daddy! Whoo!

I didn't know you were coming today! -Oh!
I surprised you! �Oh! Guess what? -What?

Look what I found. �You
found it! -Yes, I did.

I found it and said, "I gotta get
on a plane and fly all the way here

to give it to you myself in person."
Come here.

Let me see.

So let's go home.

Don't cry. �I'm not gonna cry.
�Wherever you are, I wanna go there.

Wherever you are, I wanna go there too.

Give me a hug. �Mmm.

Mmm.

I'll see you back here at
Christmastime, okay? �Okay.

Come on, Maddy. Come on.
Right here. There you go.

I just wanna say thank you, Marion.

For� understanding, you know?

I don't understand anything anymore.

But I know� I know
that she would be so proud of you, Matt.

You know, she said you were the one

when you showed up
with those little grocery store flowers.

You had 'em gripped so tight, you
crushed the stems. �I did. I did.

I was� I was nervous as hell. �I
remember that day like it was yesterday.

It was yesterday.

Take care of her.

Grammy loves you. �And Grandpa
loves you too. Give me a hug.

Okay, put you down, huh? All right.
�Take care of your papa. Travel safe.

See you later, Mike. -Mm-hmm.

Dad? -Hmm? �Are there the schools near
us where you don't wear a uniform?

Uh, yes, there are, but I'm thinking
about sending you straight to college.

So, we won't have
to worry about that, okay?

Hey.

We were in the neighborhood, so we
figured we'd stop by. �No, we weren't.

We were in the neighborhood.
-No, we weren't.

We weren't. �We were not in the area.
But I stopped, and I� I got some flowers

that say, "Sorry for being an idiot."

I wanted to come and bring
the flowers by here and give them to you.

I didn't want you not to be here
then leave 'em on the step.

Then somebody come by,
they steal the flowers,

and you never get the flowers. You know-?

You know, there are a lot
of flower thieves in this building.

I didn't wanna say nothin', but yeah.
-That's really astute.

Maddy? �It's so good to
see you. How you been?

I have a really loose tooth. Look.
-Ew. �Hey, tooth fairy will visit.

So, I'll take those.

I'm sorry. �Can you forgive me?

I� need to talk to Maddy for a second.

Okay. �All right. I have a very
serious question to ask you.

What are your favorite flavors
of ice cream? �Hmm. �Strawberry.

I like strawberry. �Vanilla.
�Coffee. �Hold up. Coffee?

Seriously?
You actually like coffee ice cream?

Huh. �You don't like actual
coffee, do you? �No, that's gross.

Okay. Good. Yes, that's gross. �If he
is giving you coffee, will you text me?

Deal. �Baby. Hmm.

All right. �Have we left him
waiting long enough? �Eh.

I guess. �Girl, I guess too. �Come on.

Maddy and I
are gonna go get some ice cream.

You wanna third wheel? * I know it's
been hard on you� * �I mean, yes.

Yes, I would.

* That they don't think
That much of you� *

Oh. -Is that your ice cream dance?
* Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream� *

* Well, I got my ice cream�
* * Hey, I got my ice cream *

* I got my ice cream *
*You gonna spill it *

* And I don't have no more money
Don't spill it *

* I don't have no more money
Don't spill it *

* And I don't have no more money
Don't spill it� *

* Don't spill it Hey, hey� * *
Don't spill it Don't spill it *

Are you sure you're okay with this?
-I'm okay. I'm not afraid. �All right.

It's only for the rest of the year, okay?

So if you don't like it,
then we gonna find somethin' else.

But if you're not afraid, then
guess what? �I'm not either.

Hello, Mr. Logelin. �Welcome back, Maddy.
�Interesting choice of outfit today, sir.

I'm wearing my uniform,
and Maddy is wearing pants.

You look very nice today, Maddy.
And we're changing our dress code.

Thank you. -Go to school.

Hey, Maddy.

I love you this much. �Hey, hey.

I don't know how to do
the dance. �Uh. Good day.

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