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So how do you feel about your friend Leah getting married to my buddy Scott?

Well, love is love, I guess.

Yeah, I guess.

I'll give it two weeks.

Two weeks?

You're being pretty generous.

I'd give it two days.

Alright. I guess what you're saying is marriage isn't really for you, huh?

I mean, not right now. I'm only 19.

Still having fun.

Yeah, I feel you. I feel you.

I mean, for me, if it happens, it happens. But if it doesn't, then I guess

I got lucky and dodged a bullet.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm still having fun and playing games, you know what I mean?

Games, huh?

What do you know about games?

Why do you ask? Is Chad a gamer?

How'd you know?

I'm not a gamer. I'm THE gamer.

I don't know who gave you your misinformation here, but I'm the gamer

around here.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm sorry, but I don't have any My Little Pony or go-kart games, but I'm

sure you're great at that stuff, though.

Well, who said anything about pussy-ass pony games?

I'm down with the fight games, you scrub.

Scrub?

Okay, okay.

I'm sure you're all right against computer players, but, uh...

We'll see how you are again. You know, real live gamers. I'd love to see.

Well, I say you put up or shut up.

Okay. Want to go inside and show me what you got?

Put up or shut up, bitch.

All right, let's go.

Wow, I am pretty impressed by your gear.

Straight Pringles, baby.

Don't get cocky now.

I've been known to handle a joystick or two.

Get ready to get exposed.

Game on.

Oh! Boom!

Look at that.

You got bodied.

Now who got exposed, huh?

more comfortable.

Let's go.

Fuck!

Oh yeah! Boom!

That's how we do it, motherfucker!

Did you see those fucking combos?

Fire!

Or were you too busy looking at my tits?

I wasn't looking at your tits. Oh, is that so?

Then, uh, you won't be distracted from my ass.

Let's dance.

What's this? Are you playing footsies or are you gonna challenge?

Boom! Thanks for the drop-con, little buddy.

Damn.

salty on me. It was a good game.

I know I distracted you.

I'm sorry, but I really don't want to lose.

But then, don't be so bummed.

We don't have to play this game anymore.

I have another game that we can play.

Oh yeah, what's that?

gets to win.

It's called Fuck Keisha.

And you've already won.

Ooh.

Oh, that's so funny.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Game over.

Yeah.

I'm not sure who won though.

We lost it.