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Mom.

Thank you.

It seems so quiet here tonight. Well,

thank goodness it's raining. There are

no planes out tonight making all that

noise. Oh, that's good.

It's raining cats and dogs.

Steve's plane must be grounded.

Mother, mother, I won't be having any

dinner tonight. No dinner? No. Oh, don't

be silly. Where do you think all that

strength comes from? Those scars?

No, from my cooking. I have to help

Steve. He's waiting at the airport and

there are no planes. Look, you're not so

smart that you can't take a mother's

advice. Now, this is no kind of a night

for you to be flying around in that

outfit of yours. Mother, this is the

kind of a night for you to watch TV or

read the newspaper. Eat your roughage.

But the fate of the free world depends

on me. All right, eat first, save the

free world later. You can't be a decent

martyr on an empty stomach.

This can't wait. The nation needs Wonder

Woman. And what about Wonder Woman? Does

the nation care what she needs? Like a

fellow, for example, huh? Please, Mom,

not now. Oh, sure, not now. Never.

How do you expect to get a husband

flying around all the time? Isn't it

about time that you decide to stay in

one spot for a change?

You don't know how it feels to be the

mother of an unmarried daughter your

age. Why, the whole neighborhood's

talking. Look at Lucille Maxwell. Why

she's 24 years old, got three kids

already.

But Mom, she's not married.

Details, always details. Will you stop

eating when I'm talking to you?

Mom, I'm going in a rush.

Stop.

I get you dates with the finest and the

most eligible MD, CPA, PhDs, and what

happens? Nothing. What do you want

anyway?

An M A N.

Mom.

Um, are you all right?

Nothing.

Just a few pains.

Mom, [snorts] you must go see a doctor.

Doctor?

What kind of a doctor knows the pain in

a mother's heart whose daughter is

single and 28 million years old?

27.

Oh, what's a million?

All right, Diana.

Save the world.

But don't forget to wear your galoshes.

There's a job to be done

by Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman, who knows she has the

strength of Hercules,

who knows she has the wisdom of Athena,

who knows she has the speed of Mercury,

and who thinks she has the beauty of

Aphrodite.

Away, away you vision of enchantment.

You've got a JOB TO DO.

OH,

IF YOU GET A CHANCE, stop by Kansas City

and say hello to Aunt Elvira.

You know how much she likes you. And and

don't forget to pick up the phone and

call when you get up there, wherever

you're going.