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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:03,035 She's inappropriate, but in charge. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,170 -She's the Mick. -Can I have some more ice cream? 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,205 Oh! Aaah! 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,706 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays, 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,274 and check out our other fox programs-- 6 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:12,044 new girl, son of zorn and lethal weapon. 7 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,812 -That's attractive. -Why would they-- 8 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,781 only on fox. 9 00:00:16,951 --> 00:00:20,019 ♪ ♪ 10 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,958 Oh... 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,560 Oh. 12 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,396 Good morning, everybody. 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,597 Shh! 14 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,768 Who the hell is this clown? 15 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,505 Hi. I'm Kai. 16 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,073 He's my boyfriend. 17 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,241 Who are you? 18 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:43,242 Well, I'm... 19 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,843 Mmm. Mmm. 20 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,079 (Chip groans) 21 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,580 I'm Jimmy. 22 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:51,483 My goodness. 23 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,853 They are really going for it, huh? 24 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,322 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:01,226 (Bed frame banging) (Sabrina moaning) 26 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,928 Sabrina: Yeah! 27 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,229 (Sabrina and Kai laughing) 28 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,332 Oh, my god, are you really allowing this? 29 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:08,500 What do you want me to do about it? 30 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,935 Something, it's disgusting. 31 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:11,236 Just turn the TV up. 32 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,738 Probably tire themselves out pretty soon. 33 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,039 Nah, I don't know, Mick. 34 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,041 It kind of feels like it's your department now. 35 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,509 Are you giving me parenting advice? 36 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,178 Yeah, why are you even here? 37 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,946 Alba: Yeah, true, you contribute nothing. 38 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,781 Oh, what the hell are you guys talking about? 39 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:23,949 I'm the father figure. 40 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,617 Do you like my turtle? 41 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,086 Uh... 42 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,954 No, not really. 43 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,956 Good job, dad. 44 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,191 Well, I'm not gonna lie to the kid. 45 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,292 (Furniture crashing upstairs) 46 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,127 Oh, there we go. 47 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,895 Problem solved. 48 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,530 (Bed frame banging) Oh... 49 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,900 Oh, my god! (Mickey and Ben yelling) 50 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,635 (Door opens) 51 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,370 Knock, knock. Can I come in? 52 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,372 Mm-hmm. You could also actually knock. 53 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,374 Yeah. How's it going? 54 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,742 Everything good? Yep. 55 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:51,810 Just chillin'. 56 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,045 Yeah, yeah. 57 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,215 So, Kai, huh? 58 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,316 He seems cool. Yeah. 59 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,750 What's his deal? Is he like a... 60 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,919 A fireman or a model or something? No. 61 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,654 No, he builds furniture out of found wood. 62 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,123 (Laughing): Found wood. 63 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,692 Found wood's a thing. Oh. 64 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:11,730 So, I guess you guys are having sex, huh? 65 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,998 Oh, god, are we having the talk? 66 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,299 No, I don't want to have the talk, at all. 67 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,734 Listen, I just wanted to let you know that 68 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,070 I totally get it and 69 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,171 you picked a good one, 70 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,006 that guy is a hall of fame piece of ass. 71 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,107 (Chuckling) Oh, man, 72 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,309 I'd let him do things to me... 73 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,477 Please stop! Just stop it. 74 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,845 All right, the point is, uh, 75 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,580 you're a woman with needs and I get it, 76 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,583 so as long as you're using condoms, I'm cool. 77 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,584 We're not. 78 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,353 Oh, okay. Well, that's cool. 79 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,420 Your body, your choice. 80 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,022 I am more of a pill person myself. 81 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,324 Do you have any idea how poisonous that stuff is? 82 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,760 How is birth control poison, Sabrina? 83 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,196 It destroys your body and causes crazy mood swings. 84 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,197 So do babies! 85 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,965 Why do you all of a sudden care what... 86 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,368 Oh... 87 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,369 I get it. (Laughs) 88 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,336 Get what? 89 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,604 You're jealous. 90 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,438 I'm jealous? 91 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,606 Yeah. What, of you? 92 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,341 Why would I be jealous of you? 93 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,044 Maybe because I have a beautiful hunk of beef and you don't. 94 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,812 I got beef. Who, Jimmy? 95 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,214 That packaged lunch meat? 96 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:04,616 I'm over here feasting on filet mignon. 97 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,385 All right, you know what? I don't want to have 98 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,553 this conversation. I just don't want you to get 99 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,454 pregnant, so why don't you just take 100 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,624 some of my pills, until you go fill a prescription of your own. 101 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,360 (Chuckling): You keep your birth control in a plastic bag? 102 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,628 Well, I buy it in bulk online. 103 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,996 I find it more cost effective. 104 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,064 I don't want them, okay? 105 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,966 Why are you so resistant to the pill? 106 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,401 It's a modern miracle! 107 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,403 The pill revolutionized everything for women. 108 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,804 We were able to join the workforce. 109 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,372 It allowed us to... You never worked a day 110 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,373 in your life. (Door opening) 111 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,374 But I could if I wanted to, 112 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,909 thanks to this magic little pill. 113 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,078 Those pills are magic? 114 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,013 Oh, here we go. Ben, let me ask you something. 115 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,082 If there was a pill that gave you the freedom 116 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,817 to be anything in the whole world, 117 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,552 would you take it? Definitely. 118 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,255 There you go. This kid gets it and he's, like, three. 119 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,090 Great, then he can take 'em. How 'bout that? 120 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,659 Okay, come back here. 121 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,661 Come on, Sabrina. 122 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,663 What do you care what I do with my body? 123 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,731 You're not my mom. 124 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,865 Honey, as far as I'm concerned, 125 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,500 as long as I'm here, i have two jobs: 126 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,669 Make sure nobody dies or winds up pregnant. 127 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,837 No deaths, no births. 128 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,272 Is what you're doing even legal? 129 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,773 You're 17! 130 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:02,941 What is he, like 30? 131 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,042 Actually, the age of consent 132 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,677 in Connecticut is 16. 133 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,079 What? 134 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,182 It's cool to have sex with a 16-year-old 135 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:11,516 in the state of Connecticut. 136 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,419 Well, not cool like "awesome." 137 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,955 Cool like "acceptable." 138 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,590 Gross, how do you know that? 139 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,058 I know what I know. 140 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,960 12 in oaxaca. 141 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,228 Mickey: Pull your head out of your ass! 142 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,630 Come on, this is the kind of mistake 143 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,864 that could ruin your life. 144 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,799 I'm not gonna get pregnant. (Chip chuckles) 145 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,735 God, I'm so stoked I'm not a girl. 146 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,570 Babies friggin' suck. Hey, 147 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,971 it's a two-way street, pal. 148 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,706 Women have trapped men since the dawn of time 149 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,975 by getting "accidentally" knocked up. 150 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,645 And you, my friend, are a prime target. 151 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,880 If I were a chick, i would take you down. 152 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,448 (Groans) 153 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,816 Hey, babe. 154 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,185 Hey. 155 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:52,057 (Both moaning) 156 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,893 (Moaning continues) 157 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,595 Um? 158 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,264 Jimmy, can I have a word with you in the bedroom for a second? 159 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,433 Why? (Moaning continues) 160 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,901 Oh. Oh, yeah. 161 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,202 Yeah, yeah, yep. 162 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,111 Hey, guys. 163 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,480 Kai, can you give us a little privacy, please? 164 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,349 Oh, yeah, absolutely. Thanks. 165 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,750 Babe, do you need anything? 166 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,851 I'm fine. 167 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,086 Oh, yeah, you are. 168 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,322 Okay. Scooch over. 169 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,190 Here we go. Whoopsie Daisy. Um... 170 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,658 So, listen, 171 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,527 I was thinking about our conversation yesterday 172 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,662 and I feel like I came across kind of naggy. 173 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,197 And I'm really sorry about that. 174 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,199 Because I get it, condoms suck. 175 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,834 Remember how I felt about this conversation before? 176 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,369 Mm-hmm. Nothing's changed. 177 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,370 All right, well, just hear me out, okay? 178 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,705 I went down to the free clinic 179 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,473 and I took full advantage of the "free" part for you. 180 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,709 Turns out, you kids have all sorts of options these days. 181 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,010 What? I mean, are you kidding me? 182 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,044 Look at this. 183 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:46,945 For instance, 184 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,313 what's this little guy? 185 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,716 (Humming) Cute little silver package. 186 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,718 A ring! 187 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,019 It's like a little piece of calamari. 188 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,220 That's cool. 189 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,221 I don't know what you're supposed-- 190 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,357 does this go around the... 191 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,359 Oh, no, no. Nope, you squish it, 192 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,860 and you actually stick it up your... 193 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,161 (Popping noise) And you are, uh-- 194 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,329 you're open for business. 195 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,964 Oh, yeah? Okay, cool, well, 196 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,066 uh, it has the exact same hormones as the pill 197 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,702 and it causes blood clots. 198 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,070 Okay, try not to be a pain in the ass, 199 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,071 we have a lot more here. 200 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,740 Now, what is this gizmo? 201 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,874 That's an iud. 202 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,676 (Groaning): Boy, it's off-putting. 203 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,810 Very long. Yeah. 204 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,645 Oh, but you know what I see here? 205 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,048 No chemicals, no hormones. 206 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,082 Looks like we've 207 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,751 got a winner! Nope. 208 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:26,752 Open wide. Don't even... 209 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,253 Yeah, here comes the airplane. 210 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,255 Come on. (Imitating airplane) I'm gonna shove it all-- 211 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,723 I'm just kidding. I don't want it! 212 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,525 I won't, you got pants on. Oh, my god. 213 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,160 That thing is filled with copper. 214 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,328 Come on, do you have any other toxins 215 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,429 you want to fill me up with? 216 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,431 Oh, my god, you are the dumbest smart person 217 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,499 I have ever met in my life. 218 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,067 Fine, you don't want to use condoms, 219 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,535 I guess I'll have to be the condom. 220 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,603 Gross, what does that even mean? 221 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,271 It means I will see to it that you and Kai 222 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,773 never have unprotected sex. 223 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,441 How? I don't have a job 224 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,909 or any hobbies; I'll figure something out. 225 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:51,743 Chip: Hey, Mickey. 226 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:52,844 I need your signature. 227 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,179 (Groaning): Yeah, 228 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,280 I'm not big on paper trails. 229 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,281 What's it for? 230 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,282 Well, I thought about what Jimmy said 231 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,518 and I'm gonna get a vasectomy. 232 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,291 A vasectomy? What the hell are you talking about? 233 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,359 Jimmy's right, I got 234 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:09,294 a big-ass target on my back. Jimmy! 235 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,796 Think about it: I'm rich, 236 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,198 I'm smart, I look like a friggin' movie star, 237 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,466 I'm kind, 238 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:15,867 and I'd make a great dad. 239 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,235 It's only a matter of time 240 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,370 until some gold-digging whore 241 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:19,604 lures me into her honey trap. 242 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,473 Jimmy: What's up? Chip here 243 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,941 is thinking about getting a vasectomy. 244 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,643 Oh, right on. You want me to drive him or something? 245 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,711 No, I don't, because he's not getting one. 246 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,079 Hey, this is my body. 247 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,215 I should be able to do whatever the hell I want with it! 248 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,484 He's got a point. Nah, don't you-- don't start. 249 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,820 He's not getting his balls chopped off, Jimmy, okay? 250 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,054 Okay, that's not how it works. 251 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,389 It's actually a pretty simple procedure. 252 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:39,124 They clamp it, snip it, seal it. 253 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,326 I've had it done a couple times and reversed, so... 254 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,094 Okay, he hasn't even kissed a girl yet. 255 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,630 I've kissed girls, okay? I kiss-i kiss mad girls! 256 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,598 All right, prove it. 257 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,666 Kiss your hand, show me how 258 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,967 you kiss all these girls. 259 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,102 Okay... 260 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,737 (Sighs) 261 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,707 (Moaning) 262 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,015 (Laughing) 263 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,751 Stop laughing, it's not funny! 264 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,453 I'm sorry. What's going on? 265 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,621 Oh, nothing, 266 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,122 we're just, um, making fun of chip 267 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,324 'cause he's never kissed a girl. 268 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,192 Ah, don't sweat it, little man. 269 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,528 I didn't have my first kiss till the third grade. 270 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,529 Well, I'm 13. 271 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,297 Hmm. Well, 272 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,465 there's nothing to it. 273 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,267 All you got to do is just close your eyes, 274 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,836 just let the wave wash over you. 275 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,109 No, no, okay, all right, all right, 276 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,378 hold on. H-hey. Hang on a second. Wait! 277 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,113 Just stop. Stop! Stop it! 278 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,381 I mean... Stop! 279 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,618 Get out. Good, good. 280 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,119 Good, really good. 281 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:45,357 Healthy. Healthy as a horse. (Laughing) 282 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,126 Jimmy, a word. 283 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,729 What? Oh. 284 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,298 ♪ Bounce, come on, bounce, bounce ♪ 285 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,034 ♪ come on, bounce... ♪ 286 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,370 Oh, my god! 287 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,871 ♪ 'Cause I'm the king of the castle ♪ 288 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,806 ♪ na, na, na ♪ ♪ turn me on, turn me loose ♪ 289 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:02,874 ♪ come on, come on ♪ 290 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:03,975 ♪ try to hit it, it's a hassle ♪ 291 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:04,976 ♪ come get some of this... ♪ 292 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,912 (Gasps, groans) 293 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,480 ♪ Play me like Nintendo, never, ever let go ♪ 294 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,982 ♪ keep it so loud, you'll be hittin' the crescendo ♪ 295 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,584 ♪ do re mi fa sol la ti do ♪ 296 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,319 ♪ come, baby, come ♪ 297 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,754 ♪ baby, baby, come, come ♪ 298 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,756 ♪ come, baby, come, baby, baby, come, come ♪ 299 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,690 ♪ when you got to give me lovin' ♪ 300 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:19,891 ♪ and you got to give me some ♪ 301 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:20,892 ♪ you got to give me lovin' ♪ 302 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,893 ♪ and you got to give me some ♪ 303 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,728 (Sabrina yelling) 304 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,597 What are you doing? 305 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,599 (Coughing): Oh, come on. 306 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,434 ♪ Then you got to give me some ♪ 307 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,436 ♪ you got to give me lovin', then you got to give me some ♪ 308 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,205 ♪ come on, come on ♪ 309 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,775 ♪ come on, come on ♪ 310 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,076 ♪ come on, come on ♪ 311 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,878 ♪ come on, come on... ♪ 312 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,212 Oh! 313 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,114 (Laughing) 314 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:47,519 (Whimpering) 315 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,288 ♪ Well, I can hear the ♪ ♪ ring, ring, ring ♪ 316 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,523 ♪ the telephone goes ring ♪ (Whirring) 317 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:52,624 ♪ Hello, hello ♪ 318 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,459 ♪ but we're still gettin' busy. ♪ 319 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,428 Yeah! There we go. 320 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,263 Ooh, stinks in here. 321 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,464 Get a little air flow going. 322 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,732 What are you, insane? 323 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,367 You have nothing better to do than to stalk me? 324 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,469 You guys just say the word. 325 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,805 Just give 'em to me, we'll try 'em, you maniac. 326 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,740 Now we're talking. 327 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,874 (Sighing) (Whirring) 328 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,943 You kids go nuts. (Groaning) 329 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,080 (Yells) 330 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,482 Whoa... 331 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,384 What is the problem, slugger? 332 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,053 All the girls at my school are stupid trolls! 333 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,823 Oh, well, you were smart to come to me. 334 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,291 I didn't, you walked into my room. 335 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,959 Yeah, either way. 336 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,061 Tell me about these trolls, pal. 337 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,830 (Sighs) They're... 338 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,566 They're not trolls, okay, they just... 339 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,302 They won't... (Sighs) 340 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,770 Okay, if I tell you, 341 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,405 you have to promise not to tell anybody. 342 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,573 Yeah, of course. 343 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,675 Mickey's right, I never... 344 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,977 Kissed a girl, ever. 345 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,245 Uh-huh. 346 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,480 I tried to do it like Kai, 347 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,982 but they all treated me like I had friggin' aids. 348 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,251 Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive, 349 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,787 but I get how it feels to be rejected. 350 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,422 Trust me, uh... 351 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,257 All right, and Kai, 352 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:02,293 he's so good looking, it's-- 353 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,095 I wouldn't mind taking a run at him myself. 354 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,332 And he is really giving your aunt and I 355 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,700 a jump-start in the bedroom. 356 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,101 Oh, gross, dude. Know your audience. 357 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,203 I'm sorry. Look, all I'm saying is 358 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,039 you got to be yourself, okay. 359 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,174 Forget Kai and his looks. 360 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,276 You've got things that he doesn't have, right? 361 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,545 You got to play to those, play to your strengths. 362 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,514 Right, play to my strengths. 363 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,683 Thank you, Jimmy. Yeah. 364 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,718 (Bed frame banging upstairs) 365 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,621 Ugh. What the heck is going on up there? 366 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:35,326 Your sister's getting fu... Rniture... delivered. 367 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,295 Huh? Pretty cool drawing. 368 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,897 No, it's not. It's terrible. 369 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,700 And how am I supposed to make anything good 370 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,402 when you won't stop breathing down my neck?! 371 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:48,239 Whoa, Benny, what is going on with you, bud? 372 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:51,076 You're so moody these days. 373 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:55,413 Ms. Mickey? Look, I found these in Sabrina's trash. 374 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,148 Are you serious? 375 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,717 You have to promise me you will not let her 376 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,752 get pregnant, okay-- prométame. 377 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,754 I prometa. Okay? 378 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,056 I already raised Sabrina, chip, and Ben. 379 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,392 I cannot do another, not with all the crying and the- 380 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,094 and the no sleeping and the diapers. I get it. Hey, hey, yes... 381 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,429 There are just so many diapers. I understand, okay. 382 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,032 No, no, no, you don't understand. 383 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,767 I breastfed all three of them. 384 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,069 My nipples are like old chewing gum. 385 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,272 No, no, no, but come on, good god, that's enough. 386 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,707 I'll figure it out, okay. 387 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,909 I don't want to hear about your nipples anymore. 388 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,345 Are we cool on that? Yeah, we're good. We're good. 389 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,415 Okay, good. But we got to keep her from seeing him. 390 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,283 No, that's the classic thing. If we forbid her to see him, 391 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,785 she's just going to want him more. 392 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,387 We got to make her break up with him. 393 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,290 (Gasps) Oh! What? 394 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,526 I'm going to bang his beautiful brains out. 395 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,763 Oh... yeah. Oh... yeah. 396 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,968 Mickey, I got a bad feeling about this. 397 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,636 Sabrina is going to do the murder to you 398 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,104 if you sleep with Kai. 399 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,939 Yeah, well, she'll get over it. 400 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,643 I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act. 401 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,746 Oh, alba, that is very generous of you, 402 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,281 but not necessary. 403 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,983 You already do so much for this family. 404 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,720 Oh, well, I really don't do a lot, 405 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,755 and I've been slacking off. 406 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,491 Yeah, it's okay. I-i do this. 407 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,326 Yeah, super thoughtful, but you know what? 408 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,828 Here's the thing. 409 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,997 Kai's a thoroughbred, right? And we really need 410 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,499 an experienced jockey riding that horse. 411 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,834 Yeah, but if I could just take a... 412 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,770 Back off, alba, okay? I'm doing my plan. 413 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,806 Kai (Calling out): Hello? Ma'am? 414 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,707 Just be grateful you get to listen. 415 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,612 Hello? Oh, hey, you. 416 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,680 Hey. I got your message. 417 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,681 There's something wrong with your bed? 418 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,316 Jumping right into it, huh? 419 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,185 I like that. Want to have a drink first? 420 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,688 Oh, no, I'm okay. You know, booze and power tools. 421 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,857 All right, I'll take yours. 422 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,925 Oh. 423 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:54,365 So, um, what seems to be the problem over here? 424 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,868 Oh, man, she's creaking like a barn door. 425 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,703 Oh, yeah? Yep. 426 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,039 Hmm, well, I guess I could tighten a few screws, 427 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,708 but it looks good to me. 428 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,276 It looks good to me, too. 429 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,681 Yeah, okay. Um, let's see. 430 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,851 Yeah, you know, I'm still not really hearing anything. 431 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,385 You're not hearing it? Yeah. 432 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,987 Oh, I think I know what the problem is. 433 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:19,557 Normally I'm, huh, on top of it 434 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,693 when I'm hearing the noises, you know what I mean? 435 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,995 It's, kind of, like... (Grunting) 436 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,498 Squeak... squeak... Squeak, squeak. 437 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,733 You hearing it at all? 438 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,902 Yeah, you know, I'm not hearing it. 439 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,738 Oh, okay. Well, then I guess let's just start over. 440 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,406 We don't have to overthink it. 441 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,575 Let's go under the bed and we'll figure out sort of a... N-no. 442 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,345 I just want to get out of this here. 443 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,747 You know what, maybe i should... okay. 444 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,549 Well, hold on. Hang on a second. Okay. 445 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,251 I think if we... you just gave me a second, we could... 446 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,518 Oh! 447 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,254 My goodness, what a launch. 448 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,557 Are you-are you leaving? Leave. Get out of here. 449 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,359 Get out of my room. Get out of my room 450 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,427 and do not come back. 451 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,329 I could've closed the deal. 452 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,265 Not now, alba, okay? Not now. 453 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,434 Oh, that bitch, if she wants to get pregnant, fine, fine. 454 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,904 We're gonna help her get pregnant. 455 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,338 Hmm? 456 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,014 Hey, steffi. 457 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,282 Hey, chip. 458 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,351 So, uh, did you take that math test? 459 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,220 Oh, my god, it was so hard. 460 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,722 Right? It's like, are we in algebra or, 461 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,759 like, the friggin' space program? 462 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,061 Like, "earth to algebra, nobody likes you." 463 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:34,132 So cool, cool... chill. 464 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,968 Um, well, I just, like, think you're really, 465 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,770 really pretty and, like, super cool, 466 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,238 and I like hanging out with you and stuff. 467 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,807 And, like, you're super friggin' chill and, like, 468 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,042 all that good stuff. 469 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,310 Chip, you don't have to be so nervous. 470 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,477 You can just ask. 471 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,447 Okay. Whew. 472 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,216 Well, I was just wondering if... 473 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:56,120 I-i could pay you $500 to make out with me? What? 474 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,989 Um, you're better than that. $1,000. 475 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,657 Oh! You jerk. 476 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,498 (Sabrina retching) 477 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,970 Damn, alba, how much ipecac did you put in that smoothie? 478 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,237 I'm just trying to fake morning sickness, 479 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,505 not blow her guts out. 480 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,075 I'm sorry I'm not the expert drugger like you. 481 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,743 No, you're not. You guys are lucky to have me here. 482 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,746 Look what I got online, a bunch of fake pregnancy tests. 483 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,182 I replaced them with all the ones under poodle's sink. 484 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,516 You hand a guy something like this, 485 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,952 he just starts throwing cash at you, no questions asked. 486 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,355 I like to call it the $600 shuffle. 487 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,590 Yeah, now I just feel depressed. 488 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,791 What are you two doing? 489 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,660 Oh, us? Nothing. We're... we're just, 490 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,362 you know, we're hanging out. Yeah. 491 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,330 No, you're acting weird. 492 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,631 No, we are not. 493 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,367 We are acting as regular as can be. 494 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,368 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 495 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,370 Yes, you are, and I know why. 496 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,106 You don't want to tell me that you hate my drawing. 497 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,475 You think I don't have control of the marker, 498 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,810 and this whole art thing is a waste of my time. 499 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,713 Well, you don't have to tell me because I already know. 500 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,283 Whoa, what a dick. 501 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,818 What's wrong with him? 502 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,153 I don't know. What's wrong with you? 503 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,888 You look horrible. Oh, yeah. 504 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,556 Well, I've been sick all day. I don't know. 505 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,126 I think I got to stop drinking on school nights, you know? 506 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:12,063 Or maybe you have a baby inside you. Oh, okay. 507 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,165 Well, that's not possible 508 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,466 'cause she's using condoms, right? 509 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,368 Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm just saying, 510 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,303 maybe you want to take one of the pregnancy tests 511 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,572 in poodle's bathroom, you know, just to be sure. 512 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,908 She's got a good point. It couldn't hurt. 513 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,410 Well, i-i mean, I don't... 514 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,879 (Gagging) 515 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,080 Oh, uh-oh. 516 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,248 Oh, no. Get it out. 517 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,351 Oh, no, no. Eh. 518 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,318 (Door slams) 519 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,920 She's a tiny person. 520 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,755 Just a little drip, you know what I mean? (Sabrina retching) 521 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,991 (Groaning) 522 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,428 Hey, buddy, I'm glad you called. 523 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,064 I called Mickey. Yeah, well, I'm here. 524 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,566 What's the problem? You're the problem. 525 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,868 I-i did what you said. I played to my strengths, 526 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,738 and steffi booted my nuts into my throat. 527 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,941 Yeah. Well, don't worry, they'll drop back down. 528 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,043 I frigging hate girls. Hey, come on. 529 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,446 You're a young man. This is just beginning. 530 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,081 All right? And to tell you the truth, 531 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,784 I miss the days girls were blasting me in the junk. 532 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,453 Are you the father? 533 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:12,590 Uh... I am today. 534 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,759 Well, his scans look okay. 535 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,360 Hopefully the pain and swelling will subside 536 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,262 in the next few days, but if not, 537 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,898 that could mean something more serious, maybe even infertility. 538 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,700 What does-what does that mean? 539 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,303 Well, his... I... 540 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,538 I think it means you got your wish. 541 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,974 Congrats on your first vasectomy. 542 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,042 Oh... 543 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,581 And the more that I think about it, it's not the worst thing 544 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,916 I can't have kids-- i can always adopt. 545 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,251 I would not wish that on any 546 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,619 abandoned child in the world. 547 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,654 Psst, Mickey. She's coming. 548 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,889 Yeah? She's coming, she's coming. 549 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,624 Okay, okay. Shh. Keep a straight face, okay. 550 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,059 All right, play it cool. We're going to make her look 551 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,494 like a real scumbag. 552 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,963 She is going to freak. Yeah. 553 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,832 Hi, everybody. Hey. 554 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,502 Uh, so, Kai and I, we have some news. 555 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,103 What? What is this news? I don't know what it could be. 556 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,105 Okay, what is the news? 557 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,908 I don't really know how to say this, so I'm just gonna... 558 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,511 Put it out there. Mickey: Go for it. 559 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,478 I'm pregnant. 560 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,646 (Gasps) 561 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,515 There we go. The first dilution 562 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,949 of the Pemberton bloodline. 563 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,317 Well, this is shocking. 564 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,019 I had zero ideas about this. 565 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,488 Who would ever know this to be true? Shame, shame. 566 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,158 As you can see, we are shocked, okay, 567 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,593 and you are a moron, Sabrina. 568 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,929 How could you do this? I told you this was going to happen. 569 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:29,333 You were right. I'm a big stupid idiot. 570 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,335 My whole life is ruined. 571 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,037 (Sabrina sobbing) 572 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,539 What did you do to our little girl, you son of...? 573 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,807 No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop it. No, no, no. 574 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,343 It's a... sorry. You guys, I'm sorry. 575 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,045 This is a big misunderstanding. 576 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,515 Ma'am, ma'am, with all due respect, I got this. 577 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,818 Babe, babe, look at me, okay. Listen to me, I love you. 578 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,387 And we're gonna have a baby. 579 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,356 Yeah, well, that's the thing... Ma'am! 580 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,559 How cool is that? Hmm? 581 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:58,563 I get to build him a crib and a rocking horse, 582 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,464 and a whole friggin' house to put it all in. 583 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,368 I mean... 584 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,138 You know what? 585 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,506 Screw it. 586 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,243 What the hell is happening? Ma'am! 587 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,744 Sabrina Pemberton, 588 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,047 I love you. Mm... 589 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,048 Will you marry me, baby? 590 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,517 Yes, I will marry you. 591 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,719 Okay, great. Yeah, that's the thing I was gonna say 592 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,554 is that she's not pregnant. 593 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,922 That's good. What? 594 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,090 She's not pregnant. You're not pregnant. 595 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,926 What do you mean? Alba and I... 596 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,228 Well... 597 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:34,398 We wanted to teach you a lesson, you know? So we... 598 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,069 So i-i hope you learned. 599 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,404 I can't... it's gone off the rails a bit. 600 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,405 I'm not really sure... 601 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,943 Okay. Well, thank you. 602 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:49,080 Yes, you're welcome. 603 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,082 Wait, for what? 604 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,516 Well, if you didn't do that, i never would've found out 605 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,453 what an amazing man Kai is. 606 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,854 Oh, my god, do you still want to marry me? 607 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,522 What? More than anything. 608 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,258 No. No baby, fake baby. 609 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,759 Yeah, that's the same thing, though. 610 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,060 You hear that? It's kind of the same thing. 611 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,929 ♪ Sabrina's getting married ♪ 612 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,199 Wait... 613 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:12,103 Sabrina's getting married? 614 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,571 Okay, what the hell's going on with this one? 615 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,107 Huh? I'm happy 616 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,277 and sad... 617 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,078 And mad. 618 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,447 Come on, Ben, what's going on with you, buddy? 619 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,250 I'm just a big, fat, no-talent loser. 620 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,453 Even your magic pills couldn't help. 621 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,290 What magic pills? The ones in your purse. 622 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,926 I filled it with other pills so I wouldn't get in trouble. 623 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,329 Are you talking about my birth control? Mm-mm. 624 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,466 That's not good, because Jimmy and I have been... a lot. 625 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,835 Uh... I'm gonna be a dad. 626 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,038 No, no, no. I'm gonna be a da... 627 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,007 Mickey: Shove it all... I'm just kidding. 629 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,147 now that you've gotten to know the Mick, 630 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,083 here are a few more shows to check out from fox. 631 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,253 (Beeping) 632 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,355 Nicole. Get to the attic. 633 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,991 No matter what you hear, don't make a sound. 634 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,360 (Breathing quietly) 635 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,330 (Nicole breathing shakily) 636 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,602 -(Phone rings) -Carter? 637 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,371 -They're here. -My god. 638 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,012 Announcer: 24: Legacy. 639 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,214 After the super bowl, on fox. 45727