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Hit it.
♪ Hey-Oh, yah, hah ♪
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♪ Oh, Hey-Oh ♪
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Yeah, dance!
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♪ Hey-Oh ♪
Yeah.
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♪ Oh-Hey-Oh ♪
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Lay some sweet morning
surveillance on me, boys.
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Get along, little doggy.
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Yee-haw!
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I don't know what's going
on at the lemur habitat.
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But I do know we
want no part of it.
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Oh!
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Two-second rule.
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Still good.
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Marlene, A-okay.
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Something strange at the
chimp habitat, Skipper.
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Hmm.
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Looks like they're... needle!
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Code red!
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He's got a need... ugh.
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Is the start of a
needle free for all?
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First the chimps, then who?
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Roger?
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Marlene?
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Mark these words!
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It ain't gonna be me!
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Mark 'em!
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Not me!
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You needn't worry, Skipper.
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Judging by this National
Space Program insignia,
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and this attached picture of Phil,
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I deduce he has been
drafted for space
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exploration, specifically lunar.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa.
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The rocket nerds
picked a poo-flinger?
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Why not a penguin?
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Men, for too long chimps have been
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the go-to species for
space exploration.
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No more!
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This time a penguin
is going to the moon!
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Yes!
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I'll disguise myself as Phil,
take his place, and then, once
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on the moon, reveal
my penguin identity.
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Boom!
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Bam!
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Little human minds
blown everywhere!
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Brilliant, Skipper!
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Instantaneous respect for our
dignified and proud species.
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Yeah.
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Just one small flaw,
a tiny, teeny error.
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I should be the one to go.
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You?
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Why you?
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Because traversing the
inky black void of space
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is complicated business, requiring
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a disciplined,
scientific intellect.
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They were gonna send a chimp,
a chimp who eats his toenails!
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The only skill involved
will be smiling and waving
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for the cameras of the world.
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Right.
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Which is why I should go.
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I am the most photogenic.
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Sorry.
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I wanna go!
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You, Rico?
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Well, I hardly think...
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Fine!
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We're going to
compete for the glory.
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Now, does that appeal
to your child-like sense
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of fairness, Private?
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Space is way, way,
way treacherous.
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Exiting the Earth's
atmosphere will subject
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the astronaut to intense G-forces.
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Hit it, Roy!
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Consider it hit.
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Losing conscious... oh!
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Stupid G-forces.
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Weightlessness could
induce space queasiness!
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Which is a lot like regular
queasiness, but in space!
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Oh, no.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Good golly, man!
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You're vomiting everything
but the kitchen sink.
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Stupid... oh.
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Factoid.
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There is no oxygen on the moon.
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Holding one's breath
could mean the difference
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between life or death.
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Oh!
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Oh, now you're just showing off.
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Stupid lungs!
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I'm going to the moon!
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Yay!
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I say, chaps.
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What ever are the gas masks for?
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Silly question.
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The knock-out gas.
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Oh, well that makes...
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This is it, Private.
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You're off.
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Oook.
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Oook.
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I fancy a bananer.
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Oook.
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Ook.
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Ook.
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Mmm.
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Looked better in the picture.
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And so the mission begins.
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One brave little monkey
is on that rocket,
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destination, the moon.
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Correction.
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Brave little penguin.
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Destination, the history books.
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Hoo-ha!
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Private, report.
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I'm approaching the moon.
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It's... it's magnificent!
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Chuck Charles, coming
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to you live from mission control.
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We are moments away
from monkey touchdown.
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Initiating subset thrusters.
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Contact on lunar
surface, three, two, one.
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Oh yeah.
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We nailed it.
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High five!
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The chimp has landed.
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Oook.
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Ook.
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Look at me.
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I'm on the moon.
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Where are the bananers?
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I win!
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You guys, the moon is fantastic!
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I could eat peanut butter
winkies and iced lollies
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all day and I'd still
float like a feather!
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Focus on the mission, Private!
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Time to knock those pencil-necks
on their corduroy keesters!
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Unmask, Private.
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Unmask!
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Roger, Skipper.
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Unmasking now.
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Tell us, hardworking
scientist, what happens now?
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Wait.
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Zipper seems to be stuck!
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Well, Chuck.
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We'll check on the chimp
in another 25 years or so.
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But right now, we
bring the rocket home.
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Hey!
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That's right, world!
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I am no chimp!
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I'm a penguin!
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And now we are a go for lunch!
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Lunch.
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Uh, check my science, Kowalski.
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Private needs that rocket
to come home, right?
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Uh-huh.
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Ha-ha!
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A penguin, that's right.
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Oh, I wish I could see the
look on your silly human faces.
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This is the greatest
moment in my life,
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the greatest moment
in any penguin's life!
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Uh, Private?
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Great work.
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Really great stuff.
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But, uh, we've got a slight,
uh, snafu here on the ground.
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Um, okay.
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But still, good job.
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Really, really good job.
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Ooh, another call.
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Gotta go.
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25 years!
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Private's stuck up there for...
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25 years.
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Golly, how I've missed the Earth.
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I can't wait to catch
up on the Lunacorns.
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There must be hundreds
of episodes waiting!
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Oh, boy.
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Private.
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The Lunacorns were canceled.
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Canceled?
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Like two days after you left.
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No!
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I won't allow it.
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I can't allow it.
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I will not let him grow a beard!
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This, boys, has just turned
into a rescue mission.
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But Skipper, each
of us failed space training.
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We can't... not try.
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Not try was totally how I was
going to end that sentence.
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That's right.
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Private!
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Sit tight, buddy.
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We're coming for ya!
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Um, Skipper, the rocket ship
seems to be going somewhere.
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Is that a problem?
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No!
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No.
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Um, no.
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Why should you be worried?
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Kowalski, odds of
Private surviving this?
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One in 12.
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And Skipper, your flipper
is still on the button.
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Let's see.
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Rooftops.
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Upper atmosphere.
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Moon!
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Here come the G-forces.
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Keep it together, Kowalski!
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Don't faint!
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Awake!
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Stay awake.
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Awa...
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Thanks, Skipper.
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I needed that.
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I didn't faint.
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I did it!
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I am spa... Oh.
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Sorry.
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Kind of looked like you
were about to faint again.
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No it didn't!
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Kinda did.
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To the moon!
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Totally didn't.
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Oxygen is flowing.
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Hey, Rico.
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How's the astro affecting
the gastro, buddy?
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That's it.
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Pay no mind to be unbearable,
unrelenting nausea,
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that feeling you've
crammed 30 pounds of spew
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into a three-pound bag.
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Now it's just a
little hunch, Kowalski.
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But maybe you should
shut your fish-hole!
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Please!
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Some fun!
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Rude!
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Skipper!
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Suit up, soldier!
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Your ride is here!
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Yay!
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How was the trip?
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Oh, it was fine.
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Made good time.
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Kowalski managed not to faint.
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And Rico only horked once.
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Um, Skipper?
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Rico didn't happen to hork
up a chainsaw, did he?
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Yeah.
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Pretty gross.
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Oh!
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Tell me about it.
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Gah!
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-Yeah.
Yeah.
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I get it.
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I was there, remember?
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Ah!
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Your oxygen!
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Gah.
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No air!
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But you can hold
your breath, right?
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You nailed that
competition, remember?
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You can hold your
breath all day long.
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Gah!
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And me, not so much.
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But on the other hand,
you didn't expect this,
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and, uh... well, isn't this
a moment drenched in irony.
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Oh, Skipper.
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You saved me!
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I just want to take this
opportunity to say... uh, sorry.
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Mission accomplished!
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Kowalski, take us home.
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Course already plotted.
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And away we go!
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I don't remember
home being so red.
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Yeah.
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Kowalski?
283
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,519
Okay.
284
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,668
So I may have plotted
that course wrong.
285
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:32,648
But hey, positive note.
286
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,368
We beat the chimps
and humans to Mars!
287
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:36,838
Up high!
288
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,430
Yeah?
289
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,908
It's a battle in the
bayou as the New York
290
00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:55,958
Behemoths collide
with the Miami Mayhem.
291
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,528
Ready to get your
game on, Skipper?
292
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:58,698
Oh, yeah.
293
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,988
Got my pregame hike, my
super-fan gear, my tasty array
294
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:06,108
of greasy, artery-clogging snacks.
295
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,088
Rico!
296
00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,058
What?
297
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:08,759
I'm hungry.
298
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,048
Oh, great.
299
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,598
Now we got to execute
another snack mission.
300
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,108
Come on, boys.
301
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,088
Well, actually
Skipper, Private and I
302
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,898
are going to pass on the game.
303
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,598
Pass?
304
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,299
What?
305
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:21,098
I mean, well, Private I get.
306
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,088
He thinks soccer is football.
307
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,068
Makes more sense than
throwing a misshapen
308
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:26,408
ball with your flippers.
309
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,288
So what's your excuse, Kowalski?
310
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,238
Fall is the perfect time
to observe the annual end
311
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,178
of photosynthetic
glucose production.
312
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,568
Plus, the leaves are so pretty!
313
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:36,269
Yes.
314
00:12:36,271 --> 00:12:37,998
Pretty leaves.
315
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,598
Anyway, since the forecast
calls for a change in weather,
316
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,298
this might be our last chance.
317
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,149
All right, boys.
318
00:12:43,151 --> 00:12:44,978
Report back on those leaves.
319
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:47,658
You know I don't trust
anything that turns red.
320
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:50,018
Well, compadre, looks
like it's just me and you.
321
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,488
Ah, pregame.
322
00:12:51,490 --> 00:12:53,568
Hey, I can't carry
all those family
323
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,768
fun pack sized snacks myself.
324
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:56,709
Take at least two of us.
325
00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:57,838
Got two hands right here,
326
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,938
my friends, with digits even.
327
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,918
Plus, I don't got all snarl,
growl crazy outside the zoo
328
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,619
anymore.
329
00:13:03,621 --> 00:13:05,098
I don't know, Marlene.
330
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,578
You on snack retrieval?
331
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,398
I'm not sure you're mission-ready.
332
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,349
Come on.
333
00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,448
If we hurry we can get
back before kickoff.
334
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:13,208
Oh, look at that.
335
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:17,148
It's like a ruddy scarlet.
336
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:17,929
Hey, guys.
337
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,018
What you doing?
338
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:19,849
Hi, Fred.
339
00:13:19,851 --> 00:13:21,098
We're watching the leaves change.
340
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,858
Oh.
341
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,738
Uh, change into what, though?
342
00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:25,938
I will not engage.
343
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:26,638
I will not engage.
344
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,340
I will not engage.
345
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,748
Coast is clear.
346
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,038
Welcome to nosh heaven, Marlene.
347
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,478
If it comes in a wrapper,
carton, or screw-top
348
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,538
they have it here.
349
00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,279
Ooh.
350
00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:00,438
Slushiccinos.
351
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,378
Okay.
Let's see.
352
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,078
Lemon.
353
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:02,468
Mmm.
354
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,208
Cherry.
355
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:03,999
Pineapple.
356
00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:05,878
And whatever this blue
color is supposed to be.
357
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,578
I don't...
358
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,279
Try them all!
359
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,698
Live dangerously.
360
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,509
Hmm.
361
00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:11,778
Let's start with the
sticky food group.
362
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,158
It's freakish and it's
363
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,168
here, the storm of the century.
364
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:17,628
If you're outside, get inside.
365
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,258
And if you're inside, stay there,
366
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:23,368
because this is Snowmageddon.
367
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,408
Oh, that guy's always wrong.
368
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,109
Hey, Marlene!
369
00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,780
What channel is the game on?
370
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,640
Uh-oh.
371
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:39,999
X!
372
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,690
Why did it have to be X?
373
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,608
Um, Fred, do you mind?
374
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:47,858
Mind what?
375
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,138
It's starting to snow.
376
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,368
No, I don't mind that
it's starting to snow.
377
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,888
Oh, precipitous precipitation!
378
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,898
Perhaps we should
head back before... oh!
379
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,599
Private!
380
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:59,258
Give me the camera.
381
00:14:59,260 --> 00:14:59,958
Oh!
382
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,779
It's X.
383
00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:03,088
As in former animal
control exterminator,
384
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,198
temporary zoo keeper,
fish monger officer X?
385
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,068
That's him.
386
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,049
He's in there with Skipper?
387
00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:09,010
We've got to... oh!
388
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,588
Otter and penguin!
389
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,888
Run, Marlene!
390
00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:32,628
Run!
391
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:33,518
Oh, look.
392
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,258
Snowmaggedon.
393
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:34,960
Gotcha!
394
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:38,718
Oh.
395
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,539
Argh.
396
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:43,378
My head hurts in five...
oh, six different... oh!
397
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,088
Seven.
398
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:44,989
No time for that now.
399
00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:46,728
Skipper needs us!
400
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:47,938
Ow.
401
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:48,709
Oh, dear.
402
00:15:48,711 --> 00:15:50,618
This seems to be some
very hard-packed snow.
403
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,318
Yes.
404
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,199
Very.
405
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,878
It'll take a while to dig out.
406
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,538
But on a brighter
note, Rico's bound
407
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,098
to have noticed the weather.
408
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,418
He's probably already
on his way to rescue us!
409
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,988
Douglas drops back in the pocket,
410
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:04,268
fires, and touchdown Behemoths!
411
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:04,968
Woo!
412
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,669
Yeah!
413
00:16:05,671 --> 00:16:07,048
All right!
414
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,978
Hey!
415
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,618
Yeah!
416
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,298
We are not getting out of
here anytime soon, are we?
417
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:13,998
No.
418
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,909
But listen, Private.
419
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:18,058
There's something I'm
even more concerned about.
420
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,618
We need to keep a
close eye on Fred.
421
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,319
Oh!
422
00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:23,068
Really?
423
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:23,809
Why?
424
00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:26,338
Limited space combined
with limited intellect
425
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,698
makes Fred a prime
candidate for the winter
426
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,718
madness known as cabin fever.
427
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,469
Wait, wait.
428
00:16:31,471 --> 00:16:32,518
We're in a tree.
429
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,628
What do you mean, cabin?
430
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:34,828
Gosh, I'd think
if anyone would get
431
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,908
cabin fever it'd
be a smarty pants.
432
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,988
You know, someone who actually
understands our dire straits.
433
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,188
Huh.
434
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:44,818
Never thought of
it that way before.
435
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:52,478
This hiding space is not so sweet.
436
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,178
Sweet?
437
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:53,879
Really?
438
00:16:53,881 --> 00:16:55,398
That's the joke... I mean, aah!
439
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,228
This spot is fizzed out.
440
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,388
Better, but... aaah!
441
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,078
And that one was just garbage.
442
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,878
It's too much.
443
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,579
Too much.
444
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:07,088
Now, where is your penguin pal?
445
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:13,518
Hey, Mr. X. I'm
not a fan of you!
446
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:18,488
I know you're
here somewhere, penguin.
447
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:21,368
And I will catch you, no
matter where you hide.
448
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,278
Oh, yeah.
449
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:23,980
I will.
450
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:29,908
Acorn?
451
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,608
What?
452
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,498
Oh, no thank you, Fred.
453
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,218
I'm not hungry.
454
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:32,919
What?
455
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,968
No, I was just asking if you
think this is in an acorn.
456
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,488
You know, it kind of
looks like a pecan to me.
457
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,748
But you're probably right.
458
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,508
It's probably an acorn.
459
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:42,209
Yeah.
460
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,898
It's definitely an acorn.
461
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,558
Do you have to talk so much?
462
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,798
Don't you understand?
463
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,018
Each inane word, each
banal syllable consumes
464
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,770
more and more of
our precious oxygen!
465
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:55,789
Kowalski?
466
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,328
Cabin fever!
467
00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:00,248
But, but, but I can fight
it with my intellect!
468
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:00,949
Yes!
469
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:04,888
All I need do is devise a
mental puzzle to keep me... ow!
470
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:05,749
Sharp.
471
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,008
But what puzzle?
472
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,048
Godel's paradox?
473
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:08,748
No, no.
474
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,449
Too easy.
475
00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:10,628
How would a pair of ducks help?
476
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:11,329
Paradox!
477
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:13,620
I'm sure it makes
sense to Kowalski.
478
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:17,640
Boo.
479
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,179
Skipper?
480
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:25,118
Do you have a plan here?
481
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:25,819
Do I?
482
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:29,388
We hang tight until
this cow juice expires.
483
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:31,828
Then we use the putrid
scent of curdled milk
484
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,778
to stun and overcome X.
485
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,368
Um, I'm not sure about that.
486
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,169
No, you're right.
487
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:38,398
We'd totally miss the game.
488
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,159
Okay.
489
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,398
Now try this on.
490
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,478
That window.
491
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,498
It's a little high and getting
there would be a little-
492
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,198
-Good.
493
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:44,558
Let's go.
494
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,260
I'm freezing.
495
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,288
Skipper!
496
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,208
It totally worked!
497
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,099
We can... oh!
498
00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,858
A bird in the hand is infinitely
499
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,928
better than an otter in a rush.
500
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:58,808
But why not have both?
501
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,098
Aargh!
502
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:07,698
I believe the sign says all
employees must wash... oh!
503
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,439
Otter's gone.
504
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:09,568
But it don't matter.
505
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:14,008
You penguin are the triple-power
lotto grand jackpot prize.
506
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,738
The otter was just a $2 scratcher.
507
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,288
I'm not even sure
I get that analogy.
508
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:22,038
But gosh, I think I
should be insulted.
509
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,128
Carry the eight.
510
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:24,829
Yes, yes, yes.
511
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,848
This is making sense!
512
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:27,548
Yes!
513
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:27,889
Yes.
514
00:19:27,891 --> 00:19:28,928
I think I've got...
515
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,458
Acorn?
516
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,168
I know what you're thinking.
517
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,658
It's gonna taste like corn.
518
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,428
But weird thing, it doesn't.
519
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:39,078
You, you interrupted me for that?
520
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,868
I, I, I, I was this close to
solving an ancient mystery that
521
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,458
has haunted science
since the dawn of time!
522
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,808
How much wood could
a woodchuck chuck
523
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,138
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
524
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,238
I almost cracked it!
525
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:50,999
Almost!
526
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:54,270
But then you had to
offer me an acorn!
527
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,218
It tastes, uh, nutty.
528
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,228
You know what?
529
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,908
I think they should
call it an a-nut.
530
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:04,718
Ooh!
531
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,419
That's it!
532
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,798
No, no more fi... no more fighting!
533
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,200
I've got...
534
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,600
Cabin fever!
535
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,778
What's with him?
536
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:21,918
Well, he'd very much like to
leave this tree, as would I.
537
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,619
Oh.
538
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:26,378
So why don't you just go
out through the basement?
539
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,508
Fred, what makes you think
a tree has a basement?
540
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,388
'Cause it's my house.
541
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,968
This is your house?
542
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,540
You couldn't have
mentioned that earlier?
543
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,218
Thanks, Fred.
544
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:42,919
No problem.
545
00:20:42,921 --> 00:20:47,238
Oh, and Kowalski, a woodchuck
would chuck about three logs'
546
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,668
worth given a standard
diameter of 14 inches
547
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,488
and a typical hardness of an oak.
548
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,868
You know, if they
could chuck wood.
549
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:54,819
Oh.
550
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,958
We're coming, Skipper!
551
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,418
Animal control?
552
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,608
Let me speak to the top dog.
553
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,808
No, I don't want to
talk to an actual dog.
554
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:06,288
I want to talk the boss lady.
555
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:08,918
Why, yes, it is
indeed former animal
556
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,458
control officer X. Who is this?
557
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,249
Dave?
558
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:14,538
Well, I don't know why you
need to know that, Dave.
559
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,328
All you need to know is I need
to talk to Supervisor Eubanks.
560
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,688
Well, yes, it does have
to do with a penguin.
561
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:21,499
What of it?
562
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:22,648
I... hello?
563
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:23,838
Dave?
564
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,168
I never liked Dave.
565
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:26,188
But that's okay.
566
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:29,488
I'd trudge through 100 blizzards
to deliver you to justice.
567
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:32,850
If you're going to
do that, be sure to hydrate.
568
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:37,690
Whoa-ha-ha!
569
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,539
Really?
570
00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,698
You couldn't have
done that sooner?
571
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,768
I really hate the
taste of licorice.
572
00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:50,318
So what do you think?
573
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,289
Pretty good, huh?
574
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,908
Remember to hydrate?
575
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:53,779
Little weak.
576
00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:57,548
But the action, that was
pure penguin gold, Marlene.
577
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,728
Well, uh, thank you.
578
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,459
Actually, I was kind...
579
00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:02,908
Thought no one was
minding the store, hmm?
580
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:03,819
Wrong.
581
00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:06,188
X is always on the job.
582
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,540
Oh!
583
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:11,788
Hey!
584
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,488
Hoo!
585
00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:13,189
Skipper, we're here!
586
00:22:13,191 --> 00:22:15,938
And ready for act... okay.
587
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:16,888
Never mind.
588
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:17,589
Skipper.
589
00:22:17,591 --> 00:22:19,068
We were so worried about you!
590
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,628
Ah, you nervous Nellies.
591
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,798
X was nothing Marlene
and I couldn't handle.
592
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,509
We bad!
593
00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:25,188
Now let's get back home so I can
594
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,878
at least see the end of the game.
595
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,138
A real nail-biter!
596
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,188
Never have I see a
more exciting finish!
597
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,278
Woo!
598
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,249
Wow.
599
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:37,238
But in the end,
the Behemoths take it, 27-26.
600
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,880
Hey, where you been?
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