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After hours field trip engaged.
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I call butterfly pavilion!
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Negatory, Private.
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We're here to see one
item only... the katana
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of General Shinjin,
ancient Japan's
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legendary snow monkey warrior.
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Monkey with a sword.
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Legendary warrior, Private.
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Everything I know
about combat I learned
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from Shinjin's theories.
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And so does history,
forged in steel.
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Ha.
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Ha.
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Ha.
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Ha.
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Monkey sword.
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Ow!
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Fount it, Skipper.
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Ooh!
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And it's right over there, in
the hall of occursed artifacts.
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Oh!
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Lucky I came prepared.
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Good work, Private.
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What you got?
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Garlic?
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Wolf's bane?
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Trust you brought enough to share.
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Lunacorn eat sparkles
and sleep on rainbows.
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Ugh!
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Move in.
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That sweater-vested
neck beard left
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Shinjin's sword in this swing.
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It's nothing but cursed
relics and unholy bric-a-brac.
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You should not be here.
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Oh!
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Because we totally found all
these fancy fancies first.
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Check it out!
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Voice-changing changing
royal neck-oration.
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I will eat your soul!
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My soul tastes like gummy worms.
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Pray tell, explain this
unsanctioned tag-along.
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The king likes to keep
up on the latest royal
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accessories... you
know, orbs, scepters.
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Did you know they put
sparklies on the eggs?
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It's like now I am the
king of breakfast too.
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I'd advise a strict look
but don't touch policy.
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This entire hall is crawling
with fowl spectral energy.
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Be still, your sparkly princess.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Spooky.
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Please don't hurt me, talking jar.
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Oh, no.
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Hey.
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Hey, sorry.
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Not everyone gets my humor.
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It's more chuckle
funny than ha ha funny.
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I see somebody has a unicorn.
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I like... no.
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Let's commit to love.
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I love unicorns.
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She likes to have
he tail b... brushed.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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The sword of General Shinjin.
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It's no magic egg.
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I don't know.
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That is a nice sword.
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Hey!
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Whoa.
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Woo-hoo-hoo.
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You are a naughty, jealous egg.
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This is all illuminating history.
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Where is Private?
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He should be witnessing this.
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Now some think the softness
comes from brushing.
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But actually, I hand fluff
each strand separately.
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That is so funny.
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I would've said brushing.
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I really would have.
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Private!
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Hey!
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Whoa.
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I'm so sorry!
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I didn't mean to.
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Ah!
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You have broken my surrounding
prison of several centuries.
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You have freed Kuchikukan,
Destroyer of Worlds.
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Nice going, buddy.
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You tricked me.
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You wanted that urn broken.
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And I'm going to possess your
body to destroy this planet.
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Turns out, I'm kind of a jerk.
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What?
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Posses my... my body?
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Whoever breaks the mystic prison
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hosts the spirit trapped inside.
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It's standard cursed artifact law.
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I took an online course.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Oh, come on.
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The unicorn broke the urn?
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Fine.
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Let's see what this body can do.
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Kick in the face.
Oh,
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evil, I've missed you.
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Stop that pink play pony!
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What?
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There's just no way to
make that sound manly.
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You want to dance, prom queen?
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Yeah.
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Get some destroyer
of worlds up on ya.
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I hate to burst your bubble,
but you realise you're stuck
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in the body of a preschool toy.
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You're not even a choking hazard.
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Ha!
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Matter of time, chief.
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Once I possessed this
loaf of smoked cheese,
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two weeks later, bam!
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Six worlds destroyed.
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See ya!
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Compared to that, this
body is hugs
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are the best medicine.
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OK.
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That wasn't me.
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Ah!
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Peekaboo.
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To the face!
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Ah!
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Wee!
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Private!
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What is wrong with you?
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Why are you doing this?
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Seriously.
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Kuchikukan, Destroyer of Worlds.
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It's right there in the name.
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So, Lunacorn expert, chit-chat me.
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This toy I'm in, any
special functions,
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secret abilities, optional
apocalyptic accessories?
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What?
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Hey, cat, he's an adaptive spirit.
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Tell him nothing, Private.
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The more he learns
about his host body,
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the more he unlocks its
world-destroying powers.
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Well, it was a very
thorough online course.
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World-destroying powers?
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Come on, it's a Lunacorn.
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What's he going to do?
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Comfort us to with
his night light?
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Ooh!
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Whoa.
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Time out.
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I have a night light?
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Yeah.
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Ah.
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Time in.
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To the face!
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Rico, get us airborne.
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Ah!
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Thank you.
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Ah!
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Hasta la planet, chump un uros.
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Mm.
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These sparkles are yummy.
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700 years to come up with that
exit line and you ruin it?
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I miss the cheese loaf.
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Boys, we just got taken to school
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by Pink Princess Ponycorn.
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And there ain't no
manly way to say that.
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Hey, penguin peoples, I think you
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should be checking this out!
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Of course.
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The pictographs from
Kuchikukan's urn.
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Perhaps there's some
kind of clue on them.
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Well, uh, no.
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I just need everybody
to see how skillsy
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I am with the picture puzzles.
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That is a very evil cheese loaf.
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Uh, guys, maybe this one.
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General Shinjin
trapped the Destroyer
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of Worlds in that urn?
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Apparently with the help of some
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supernaturally powerful glowing...
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Sword?
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Ah.
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Yes.
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I got so awed I forgot
to finish my sentence.
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So Shinjin's sword
is hiding a few hoodoo
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secrets of it's own, aye?
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Apologies, General, but we
need to borrow this.
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How come I do not have
a glowing super sword?
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We got you that egg.
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Ah, shut up.
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No one is impressed
with you anymore.
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And now, mystic
sword, I command thee,
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find and defeat the
Destroyer of Worlds.
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Ya!
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Well, worth a try.
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Kowalski, let's get this
thing back to the lair
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and puzzle out its secrets.
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Aye, aye, Skipper.
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Right.
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And Rico and I will go find this
Kuchikukan tricky liar pants.
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Right.
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Wait.
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Say what?
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This is my apocalyptic mess,
and I intend to clean it up.
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Yeah.
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It's your mess.
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Not my mess.
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Crazy mission approved, soldier.
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What's your plan?
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Well, he's trying to
learn about Lunacorns.
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I figured I'd just
think like one of them.
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Oh.
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How wonderful.
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Well, you know,
it's not like I you
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can make the apocalypse worse.
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Some think the softness
comes from brushing, but actually
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I hand fluff each
strand separately.
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Oh, Prince Shares-a-lot,
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you are so wise in the ways
of proper tail grooming.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I know about the fluffing.
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Give me power.
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Negative again.
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I've tried spectographic
hydrolysis,
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geosyncrotic metallurgy,
even a few sciency sounding
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things that I just now made up.
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Skipper, this may simply
be an ordinary sword.
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Forget all the lab
rat mumbo jumbo.
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Maybe all this supernatural
super weapon needs
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is a warrior's touch,
and a reason to fight.
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So wait.
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You want me to throw a
watermelon at your head.
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Come on.
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We need to test this sword
in a combat situation.
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Now, make it as real as you
can possibly... Ah!
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Mm-hm.
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Sword!
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I must bring the glowing
magic home to the cave.
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I did it, King Julien I
grabbed it, and I ran with it,
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and now we will be
besties forever.
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Yeah.
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I did not agree to
any of these terms.
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Tackle coming.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Yeah.
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Uh.
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Ah!
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No!
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Tail, you greedy dope.
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That sword was our only way to
stop the Destroyer of Worlds.
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Oh, you think that
I am not also upset?
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But instead of crybabying,
I am fixing the problem.
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First, I've decided I'm
wanting the egg after all.
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Skipper, look.
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Forces of evil beware.
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Once more General Shinjin
rises to fight war.
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Somebody broke my
sword, didn't they?
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But... wait... I... I don't know.
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It is standard soul in object law,
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break the vessel, host the spirit.
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Yeah.
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We got that with the urn guy.
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Kuchikukan?
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You have freed the
Destroyer of Worlds?
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What for has he taken?
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Laugh now, but you will
talk, Prince Shares-a-lot.
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You will talk.
I call laughter tickle
276
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,418
music.
And thanks for chiming in, village idiot.
277
00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,888
Never insult a
good-named Lunacorn!
278
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:54,650
Yeah!
279
00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:01,878
Oh, please, tell me this
body's got more powers
280
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,148
than night lights
and tail brushing.
281
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,468
Sharing is the
strongest power of all.
282
00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:07,169
OK.
283
00:11:07,171 --> 00:11:08,188
See what I'm dealing with?
284
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:09,958
You dream and dream about
stealing a new body,
285
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,608
and when you do, hi,
princess hairdresser.
286
00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:13,678
Take that back!
287
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,478
Princess Self-Respectra
is the noble leader of all
288
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,690
the Lunacorns, and together they...
289
00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,148
I wasn't supposed to say things.
290
00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:24,078
Noble leader of all the Lunacorns?
291
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,220
See, that I can use.
292
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,178
I love you.
293
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,660
You're my best friend.
294
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:33,960
Attack!
295
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,068
Hm.
296
00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:41,919
Small.
297
00:11:41,921 --> 00:11:43,268
Very soft.
298
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,438
Tail could be useful.
299
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,108
Does this body have
any combat experience?
300
00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,898
Well, he gets kicked a lot.
301
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:53,648
Mort, can you hear me in there?
302
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:59,718
Do you remember where I
left my booty scratcher?
303
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,328
There is no need for shouting!
304
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,558
Although I am the dominant
spirit in this body,
305
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,798
Butterfly!
306
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,858
Sometimes that happens.
307
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,658
Never mind!
308
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:13,248
I found it!
309
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,918
Two brains, one body.
310
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,958
The medical
implications alone are...
311
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,388
Not important.
312
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:21,068
We've got a lethal
Lunacorn to stop.
313
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,298
Oh, man, seriously.
314
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,298
I even feel like a nut
just saying that out loud.
315
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:24,999
No.
316
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,598
You are right to be concerned.
317
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,938
Kuchikukan can wreck
planetary destruction
318
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,038
from even the simplest host body.
319
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,068
This one time he
possessed a cheese loaf.
320
00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:33,959
Heard it.
321
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,638
Had to buy the picture frame.
322
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,328
That was after two weeks.
323
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:39,658
With the Destroyer's
new body, I fear
324
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,128
we may have less than a day.
325
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:44,858
Before Private's favourite
toy destroys the earth.
326
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,298
Yeah, see it's weird
when you say it out.
327
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,438
It... it is weird.
328
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,518
Already Kuchikukan
must be unlocking
329
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,960
devastating new powers.
330
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,600
My hair is super shiny.
331
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,838
Thanks, Private.
332
00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,968
I owe you one.
333
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:03,260
And quick tip... you may want to
collect in the next few hours.
334
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,828
I love.
335
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,799
What the...
336
00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,250
You give the best hugs.
337
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,708
I fear we may already be too late.
338
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,758
And I fear pinatas.
339
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,188
They come to life
when you sleeping.
340
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,668
This is really the best we got?
341
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,888
And we know you've beaten
this Kuchiku yahoo before.
342
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,458
Can you do it again?
343
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,468
I can.
344
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:36,638
With the right weapon.
345
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,198
I will need my sword reforged.
346
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,440
Sir, it would be an honor.
347
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,478
Yes, old friend.
348
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,588
It is good to see you again too.
349
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:07,289
Ooh.
350
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,828
Your sword is all better.
351
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,358
Can I have my body for me again?
352
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,670
Apologies, but I must
borrow it awhile longer.
353
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,289
Awesome!
354
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,428
Your men are tracking Kuchikukan.
355
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,638
How do we contact them?
356
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,468
I usually just turn on the
TV and look for the scream.
357
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:36,128
Chaos here in Midtown
as reports of molded plastic
358
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:40,168
mayhem fly in from around the
globe, the questions mount.
359
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,628
What is causing it?
360
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,978
Who can save us?
361
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:47,588
And how long can the world
survive this Lunacorn anarchy?
362
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:52,468
This is Chuck Charles, an I have
always been afraid of unicorns.
363
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,628
Help me, Mommy.
364
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,408
Ow.
365
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,108
Ow.
366
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:55,920
Ow.
367
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,008
Hey!
368
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,848
But they're Lunacorns.
369
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,560
Ow.
370
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,620
Oh, right.
371
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,528
Give it up, Private.
372
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,828
Or actually, scratch that.
373
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,428
Don't, because it's
pretty hilarious to watch.
374
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,208
Are you really enjoying this?
375
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,179
Oh, yeah.
376
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:30,148
And this isn't just chuckle fun.
377
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,638
It is totally full blast, ha, ha.
378
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,178
You monster!
379
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:36,879
Yes.
380
00:15:36,881 --> 00:15:38,728
And you out of your league.
381
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,578
Back down or get
smacked down, cowboy.
382
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:44,338
You've taken something
beautiful and it horrid.
383
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,828
The Lunacorns aren't
your puppets of evil.
384
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:50,338
They're peaceful creatures
who eat sparkles, sleep
385
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:54,710
on rainbows, and believe in the
awesome power of imagination.
386
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:58,748
The awesome power of imagination?
387
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,448
OK.
388
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,149
Um.
389
00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:01,748
Could you just
forget that last bit?
390
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,830
Aye-aye-aye.
391
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,868
Lunacorns have the
power of imagination.
392
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:11,390
And, oh, mama cita, do I
have one sick imagination.
393
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:15,900
Oh, dear.
394
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,928
Ka-boom maybe?
395
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:22,000
Well, we've got to try.
396
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:25,970
Uh.
397
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,218
Junyan, I didn't expect to
see you fighting with us.
398
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:29,919
Yeah.
399
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,398
It turns out my kingdom is
part of this Earth planet
400
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,028
that's going to be destructored.
401
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:35,878
Who knew?
402
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,779
Everybody.
403
00:16:36,781 --> 00:16:38,258
Is basic geography.
404
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,159
Witchcraft!
405
00:16:39,161 --> 00:16:43,268
All right, you little...
How did he get gigantic?
406
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,468
I don't know.
407
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,988
I've got no idea.
408
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:48,038
Are we really doing this?
409
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,808
You chuckle-heads couldn't
even beat the teeny me.
410
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,458
But this time we brought a friend.
411
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,758
What?
412
00:16:54,760 --> 00:17:00,308
Kuchikukan, my old foe,
General Shinjin has returned.
413
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,518
And your end of the
world ends here.
414
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,958
I liked your magic pronouncements.
415
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,188
As do I.
416
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,128
Oh, nu-uh.
417
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,198
That doe-eyed puffball
is your host body?
418
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,008
Rain is how clouds give kisses.
419
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:19,743
Touché.
420
00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:20,505
Let's just fight.
421
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,685
Hugs for everyone.
422
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,553
Sunshine makes smiles grow.
423
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:29,253
Shinjin needs backup, boys.
424
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:30,573
Take out those minicorns.
425
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:33,693
I call rainbows upside
down color smiles.
426
00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:36,245
Color smiles.
427
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:42,544
Love is a rain cloud.
428
00:17:42,546 --> 00:17:43,813
Careful, everyone.
429
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,253
Kuchikukan has
imagination powers now.
430
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:48,393
He can make these
Lunacorns do anything.
431
00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:49,873
Imagination powers?
432
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:53,275
I mean, what does that even...
Whoa!
433
00:17:54,505 --> 00:17:56,983
Be nice to everyone, and
everyone will be nice to you.
434
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:57,683
Oh!
435
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,173
Sparkles!
436
00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:58,583
Oh!
437
00:17:58,585 --> 00:17:59,284
Oh!
438
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,335
Sparkles!
439
00:18:14,165 --> 00:18:16,055
My favourite color is sunshine.
440
00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:19,243
Green light.
441
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:20,244
Ow.
442
00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:22,813
Do you not realise
how annoying that is?
443
00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:26,533
Then let us finish this
with a surge of Bahatsu.
444
00:18:26,535 --> 00:18:27,243
Whoa.
445
00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:27,583
Whoa.
446
00:18:27,585 --> 00:18:27,774
Yeah.
447
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,573
You don't jump straight
to the Bahatsu.
448
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,073
That's... that's uncalled for, sir.
449
00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:35,183
Now, Kuchikukan,
Destroyer of Worlds,
450
00:18:35,185 --> 00:18:37,083
prepare to be sent back to...
451
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:37,784
Ow!
452
00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:40,593
Why do you do this to the feet,
453
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,413
angry unicorn darling?
454
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:46,155
No one stomps at feet!
455
00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:47,934
Yeah!
456
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:51,223
In your face that you
don't have anymore.
457
00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,054
Great.
458
00:18:52,056 --> 00:18:55,373
Now I have to summon
another surge of Bahatsu.
459
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,843
Did that look easy to you?
460
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:57,714
I am sorry.
461
00:18:57,716 --> 00:18:59,083
Just stay back.
462
00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,133
We had a Destroyer of
Worlds to vanquish,
463
00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:04,035
and there will be no more
interference from feet.
464
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:08,433
He's the only one who
knows how to use the sword!
465
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:09,134
No.
466
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:10,943
I understand now.
467
00:19:10,945 --> 00:19:13,923
It is what the creepy,
two-brained monkey Mort
468
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:16,243
was trying to teach us all along.
469
00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:20,553
The secret of the sword is
believe in yourself!
470
00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:21,254
OK.
471
00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:23,053
I was just to
guessing right there.
472
00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:25,953
Hey, can anybody see
the bottom of my hoof?
473
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:31,113
I think I got some last hope for
planet Earth on there.
474
00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:31,814
Yeah.
475
00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:34,493
The apocalypse and the burn.
476
00:19:34,495 --> 00:19:36,953
So how does everybody want to go?
477
00:19:36,955 --> 00:19:41,423
Because I can imagine up some
crazy stuff here.
478
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:43,413
I know.
479
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,903
Pink lightning!
480
00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,333
It's like what!
481
00:19:47,335 --> 00:19:48,233
No good, Skipper.
482
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:49,214
He's out cold.
483
00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:53,143
Why did Shinjin have to
wind up in Sad-eye's body?
484
00:19:53,145 --> 00:19:54,623
It should have me!
485
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,793
Or really anyone who'd
been less stupid.
486
00:19:57,795 --> 00:19:59,063
Marlene would have been fine.
487
00:19:59,065 --> 00:19:59,765
Hey!
488
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:03,423
There is nothing more tragic
than a legendary warrior
489
00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:07,213
overcome by his tiny
brained mortal host.
490
00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:07,913
Wait.
491
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,733
Mortal host!
492
00:20:08,735 --> 00:20:09,433
That's it!
493
00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:09,653
Wait.
494
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:10,384
What now?
495
00:20:10,386 --> 00:20:13,213
We may not know how to defeat
the Destroyer of Worlds,
496
00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:16,683
but we do have someone
who knows his Lunacorns.
497
00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:17,383
What?
498
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:18,083
Yeah.
499
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:18,953
I'll second that.
500
00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:19,924
What?
501
00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:22,173
He's stuck in a
Lunacorn body, Private.
502
00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:24,063
There must be some way
to use that against him.
503
00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:25,483
I... I... I don't... OK.
504
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,184
Wait.
505
00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:29,035
It's risky, but I think
I've got something.
506
00:20:31,205 --> 00:20:35,655
Pretty, pretty end of the world.
507
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,074
Um.
508
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:44,213
Excuse me, Mr.
Destroyer of Worlds.
509
00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:46,123
In a moment, Private.
510
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,533
Don't make me imagine you
with a mouthful of snakes.
511
00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:49,743
OK.
512
00:20:49,745 --> 00:20:51,513
Well, obviously you're
in a rush to get on
513
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:52,783
with the end of the
world and whatnot,
514
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,343
but, uh, I just thought
you might be feeling a bit,
515
00:20:55,345 --> 00:20:56,813
well, peckish.
516
00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:57,644
Peckish?
517
00:20:57,646 --> 00:20:59,083
You know, hungry.
518
00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,673
I mean, if I'd been stuck
in an urn for 700 years
519
00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:03,215
I'd be starving.
520
00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:06,683
Sure.
521
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:09,513
Tum-tum's making some growl growl.
522
00:21:09,515 --> 00:21:10,214
Why?
523
00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:12,523
You want to be a sacrificial meal?
524
00:21:12,525 --> 00:21:13,494
Silly Billy.
525
00:21:13,496 --> 00:21:15,613
Lunacorns don't eat penguins.
526
00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:18,625
Lunacorns eat sparkles!
527
00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:21,735
Sparkles.
528
00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:26,745
Let's be special friends.
529
00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:31,375
Ah!
530
00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:34,983
How's it coming, Private?
531
00:21:34,985 --> 00:21:36,373
Just hold them off, Skipper.
532
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,753
He's almost there.
533
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,893
So hungry.
534
00:21:39,895 --> 00:21:42,373
So tasty.
535
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,433
Come to tum-tum.
536
00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:45,134
Yes.
537
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:46,723
The sparkles do look delicious.
538
00:21:46,725 --> 00:21:47,905
To the face!
539
00:21:52,115 --> 00:21:53,133
It's working!
540
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,615
Ah!
541
00:21:56,595 --> 00:21:57,745
What the...
542
00:21:58,445 --> 00:21:59,655
Viva Du France!
543
00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:07,193
We... we did it!
544
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,093
We destroyed the
Destroyer of Worlds!
545
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,485
Way to clean up
your mess, Private.
546
00:22:16,695 --> 00:22:20,503
Impressive that my mighty blade
has saved the earth once more.
547
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,203
Well, I mean.
548
00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:21,603
Well...
549
00:22:21,605 --> 00:22:21,993
Yeah.
550
00:22:21,995 --> 00:22:22,393
Ugh.
551
00:22:22,395 --> 00:22:23,083
Nope.
552
00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:24,084
My work here is ended.
553
00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:27,753
Should evil threaten again,
you will know where to find me.
554
00:22:27,755 --> 00:22:30,705
Guard it well, worthy friends.
555
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,463
Uh.
556
00:22:32,465 --> 00:22:33,163
Sure.
557
00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:33,864
Uh.
558
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,465
We'll put it to good use.
559
00:22:37,015 --> 00:22:38,223
Who else wants a victory sandwich?
560
00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:38,923
Ooh!
561
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:39,823
I do!
Right here!
562
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:40,725
I do!
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