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And now, DreamWorks...
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Hit it.
♪ Hey-Oh, yah, hah ♪
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♪ Oh, Hey-Oh ♪
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Yeah, dance!
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♪ Hey-Oh ♪
Yeah.
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♪ Oh-Hey-Oh ♪
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Good heavens, Alice!
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What are you feeding
those penguins?
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10 fish a day.
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What?
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They're fine.
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Look at them,
they're wasting away!
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I want their feed
up to 15 fish a day.
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Each!
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Each?
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That's not in the budget!
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Well I'm lunching
with the mayor right
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after this inspection.
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I'll get that fish money if
it's the last thing I do.
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Those poor penguins deserve it.
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But... Commissioner!
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Well played, men!
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Especially you, Rico.
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That death rattle
really clenched it.
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Aw.
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Shucks!
Commissioner!
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Save it, Alice.
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I want those penguins cute and
cuddly, not skinny and sickly.
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Woo!
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There's a bit of a bluster.
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Whoa.
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Whoa what?
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Oh, just... it's important that we
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don't lose our tops over this.
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Too late Alice!
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This top is already lost.
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Yeah.
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I see that.
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What I'm saying is you don't
want to sweep it under the rug.
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Sorry, Alice, the thought of
those penguins suffering well...
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it just makes my
hair stand on end.
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Good luck with that.
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Uh, Maurice, I don't want to
rush you in the pre-squishing
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of my sticky fruit
but, uh... come on man!
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I'm wasting away to
nothingness over here!
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I'm squishing, I'm squishing!
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Hairy flying hair beast!
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Ah!
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Maurice!
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Quickly!
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Beat the creature
senseless before it
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causes me to heave
my royal cookies!
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You want me to beat up a toupee?
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Wait, that's French
for hairy creature?
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Then yes, this toupee
is to pay for giving
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me the stomach queezies.
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Beat it!
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Beat it!
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Beat it!
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Uh, all right.
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Oh no, no you don't!
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Yes!
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Go, Maurice!
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With your sizable booty!
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Maurice, are you, uh...
how can I put this?
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Ah!
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The hair creature is
eating Maurice's brain!
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I'll protect the royal feet.
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What?
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Oh!
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No, the toupee just
landed on my head is all.
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Look!
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Huh.
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The sticky fruit must have...
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Stuck it to my head!
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Mort, while Maurice's booty is XL,
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his brain is a child's small.
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Really?
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Oh yes.
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He believes clouds are made
of, get this, water vapor.
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And not cotton candy?
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I know!
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Ridiculous, right?
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Right?
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Right?
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Anyway, his tiny
brain won't satisfy
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the hair beast's
brain hunger for long.
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I'm telling you, it's not a beast!
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Oh yeah?
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That's just what you want us
to believe, hairy hair monster!
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Help me to beat the
monster viciously
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before it turns on us!
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Oh, can we use stick?
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What you're talking about?
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Of course we can use sticks!
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Hiyah!
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Let's hear it again, Rico.
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Fish!
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Ah.
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Music to my ear holes.
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Skipper, does something look
strange about the commissioner?
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You may be right, Private.
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There is something different.
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He's lost weight, looks good.
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Also, his overall appearance
is 11% shinier than usual.
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Hey.
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Rico's right!
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The commissioner is bald!
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Without his commanding
head of hair,
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he just doesn't seem
as authoritative.
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His AWOL mop top could
kibosh the whole fish deal!
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We've got to recover the
commissioner's wig ASAP.
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Roll out.
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Wallop, Mort!
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Wallop like you've
never walloped before!
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Ow!
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Hey!
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Cut it out!
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Brain or no brain,
that had to hurt.
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Look!
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Leave me alone you crazies!
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Now, Mort, we shall
give this hairy hair
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beast the pummeling
of a life time!
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You do, and I'll beat
you like a big bass drum!
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Us baboons protect our own.
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Say what?
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Huh?
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Got that right, girlfriend!
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About time the zoo dropped
a man in this habitat!
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Uh, you baboons are mistaken.
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Maurice is a lemur.
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Well ain't you a hard case.
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Of course he's a baboon!
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Look at his tail!
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His bright red butt cheeks!
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And this luxurious head of hair.
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I just wanna run my fingers...
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I'm a baboon!
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Maurice!
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Be stopping this tomfoolery
and let us get back
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to clobbing you
without the mercies!
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Aw, are those two lemurs
giving you trouble, baby face?
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Well, uh... Now
that you mention it.
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It's OK, sweety!
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Just leave them to us!
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Flee!
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Flee!
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Oh, mango.
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Oi, mate!
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Empty your pocket, marsupial.
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Cough up the
commissioner's hair piece.
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Why would anybody where wear a
wallaby like that on their bean
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anyway?
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He's not fooling no one.
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I didn't do nothing,
I didn't see nothing,
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and this speech has
not been rehearsed.
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I didn't do nothing,
I didn't see nothing,
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and this speech has
not been rehearsing.
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Now soon or later, one
of you is gonna talk.
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OK.
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I didn't understand that.
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But don't leave town!
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How's that feel, darling?
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I could use a little more
thumb work on the heel.
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You got it, pudding pie.
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This is not good, Mort.
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Yes the brain eating hair monster
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is still eating Maurice's brain.
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Oh, who cares about the
brain eating hair monster?
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Why are you still talking about
the brain eating hair monster?
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You're all like,"Blah, blah, blah.
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The brain eating hair monster."
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I'm done with the brain
eating hair monster!
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You see, the real
problem is that Maurice
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is getting foot pampering!
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But I am not.
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Oh.
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I see.
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Hey, you want me to...
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No!
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No, Mort.
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Your king has a better,
less skin crawling, plan.
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This is nice.
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Least you deserve after the way
them ornery lemurs treated you.
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Yoohoo!
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Behold!
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A truly awe inspiring booty,
one that all of the booties
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must exceedingly jealous of.
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What in heaven's gravy is that?
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Looks like one of those
stuck on stupid lemurs
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is trying to pass
himself off as a bamboo.
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I'm the hair!
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Stifle!
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Isn't there some
kind of, I don't know,
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punishment for that?
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Not yet.
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But there's gonna be!
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Now be thorough men.
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Ask yourselves, if I were
a man's hair accessory
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where would I hide?
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What's happened to you two?
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It looks like you've been
run over by a cargo train,
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propped back up and run over
by a second larger cargo train.
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That's sounds like
a day at the beaches
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after the baboon lady violence.
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I was a brain eating hair monster.
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Hair monster?
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Yeah.
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Long story.
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Well let's hear it!
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And give us all hairy details.
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Now just where do you
think you're going?
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We're here for the hair, tuts.
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Now, Maurice, you know you're not
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authorized to wear the
commissioners skull warmer.
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You want us to show them
the exit, sweet cheeks?
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It's almost time for
your mani-pedi!
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Uh, just give us
a minute, will you?
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Look, you take my hair
I lose all of this!
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The peeled fruit, the toe
massages, the whole gig man!
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I hear your plight, my friend.
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I sympathize.
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I surely do.
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But I want my 15 fish.
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Rico!
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Flip and rip!
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Evac!
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Alice, great inspection!
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Not a hair out of place!
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Except, of course, for
the penguin issues.
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Mr. Commissioner,
before you go,
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I need to tell you something.
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Well make it fast.
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If lunch isn't on the
table at 12 o'clock sharp,
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the mayor flips his wig!
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Kowalski, how much
time do we have?
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Factoring in all the various
factors and variables,
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I would guess 55 seconds,
give or take five seconds.
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And after that needlessly
wordy guesstimate I say... take!
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We'll never make it!
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Men, initiate operation throw rug!
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Well, you see.
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How to say this without
crushing your ego...
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Don't split hairs, Alice.
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Just come out and say it!
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Drop this over the target!
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OK, but how am I
supposed to get there?
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This line's in an uphill climb!
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Oh yeah.
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Ah!
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Oh, heck!
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I'm just... I'm just gonna
come right out and say it!
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Mr. Commissioner, you
have a yummy lunch!
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Why thank you, Alice.
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Boy, she wigs out easily.
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Job well done, men.
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On my signal, a well
deserved collective sigh.
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Look on the brighter
side, Maurice.
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Now you can go back to serving me.
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Ah, the violence
prone baboon ladies!
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Oh, relax.
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We decided that it's not important
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how red your behind is,
or how high your hair is.
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It's what's on the
inside that counts.
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Finally!
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Now take note, I
would prefer my toes
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to be rubbed in sort of a
circular rolling motion.
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Naw.
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We don't want you.
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00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,158
We want him!
272
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,708
Come here you adorable thing!
273
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,410
Whee!
274
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,128
And another few feet.
275
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,129
And here!
276
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,878
We are now directly
below the Danish embassy.
277
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,769
Well tuddle up!
278
00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:18,168
Swipe my files and
set that dates back
279
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,538
a cool decade in
counterintelligence.
280
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,300
Rico, do the honors!
281
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,219
Skipper?
282
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,738
I see it, Private.
283
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,418
Kowalski, why is
there no Danish embassy
284
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,678
in the Danish embassy?
285
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,738
I don't want to lead
to hasty conclusions
286
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:42,728
but it's possible I may
have misread this map.
287
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:43,448
Yeah.
288
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,150
May.
289
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,259
Alice incoming!
290
00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,728
Bug out, boys!
291
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,790
I think we should wait
until all the facts are in!
292
00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,548
Why do these things
keep happening?
293
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,459
Ah, well.
294
00:12:57,461 --> 00:13:00,408
Better call Gus.
295
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,428
And there.
296
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,718
Smooth as Siberian snow.
297
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,238
Great work, Gus!
298
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,418
Oh, new water fountain?
299
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,338
You always go that extra mile.
300
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:14,328
Alice, there is only
one way to do a job.
301
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,938
The right way.
302
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:19,808
Yeah, you've mentioned
that a time or two.
303
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,509
Oh.
304
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:22,398
City water.
305
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,780
Refreshing!
306
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,558
An ostrich with it's
head in the ground?
307
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,098
Cliche much?
308
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,188
Help!
309
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:52,888
Whoa!
310
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:53,609
Whoa, wait!
311
00:13:53,611 --> 00:13:55,888
For real?
312
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:56,589
I'll get help!
313
00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:57,728
All right, stay here!
314
00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,308
Not that you have a choice, you
know, I mean... you know what?
315
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,008
OK.
316
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:01,909
I'm... good.
317
00:14:01,911 --> 00:14:03,868
I'm going.
318
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,928
An ostrich with it's
head in the ground?
319
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,068
Cliche much?
320
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,658
I know, right?
321
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,468
OK, Shelly, the
penguins can fix this.
322
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:11,908
Do not panic.
323
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,228
Hello!
324
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:17,798
Here, here, and here,
here, here, and here.
325
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,778
I take it back!
326
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,688
Panic!
327
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,598
Help!
328
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,508
Help!
329
00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,209
Skipper!
330
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:23,538
He's gonna blow her to bits!
331
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,408
No, Marlene, but he
will blow your mind.
332
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,398
Rico's an artist with explosives.
333
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,098
Rock and roll.
334
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:31,800
No!
335
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,669
See?
336
00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:49,298
Free advice, fellow
flightless bird.
337
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,378
Watch where you stick that noggin!
338
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,130
Slide out, boys!
339
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:55,919
Wow!
340
00:14:55,921 --> 00:14:58,198
That Douglas is quite a man!
341
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,129
Douglas?
342
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,638
You mean Rico?
343
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,608
Rico?
344
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,308
Ah.
345
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,009
Rico.
346
00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:04,168
Rico!
347
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,108
Why did you think
his name was Douglas?
348
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:07,809
I didn't.
349
00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,128
You're the...
350
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,038
You're right, Marlene,
there's no chance
351
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,628
a dashing, brave, and
regurgitating penguin like Rico
352
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,908
would ever go for gawky,
gangly girl like me!
353
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,608
Say what?
354
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:18,308
I said...
355
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,008
No.
356
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:19,248
No, no.
357
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:19,949
OK.
358
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,778
I heard you, I
just... you like Rico?
359
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,158
I... Oh yeah.
360
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,009
You know what?
361
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,258
I can kind of see it.
362
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,438
Listen, all you need to do
is find an appropriate way
363
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,498
to tell Rico how you feel.
364
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,548
Appropriate?
365
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,708
Oh, I can do that.
366
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,250
Is that chewing gum?
367
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:40,589
Oh,
368
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,018
♪ Oh, I'm a freak-o for Rico! ♪
369
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,758
♪ I'll give him a kiss
on the cheek-o! ♪
370
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,918
♪ Then I'll do this silly dance
for a flightless bird romance ♪
371
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,638
♪ Oh, I'm a freak-o for Rico ♪
372
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,579
Second verse!
373
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:56,218
♪ I chewed some gum in my beak-o,
to make a sculpture of Rico! ♪
374
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,408
♪ Gonna give him one a
day until the month of May, ♪
375
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:02,388
♪ cause I'm a freak-o for Rico! ♪
376
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,068
Uh, Rico?
377
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:04,959
Hello?
378
00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:06,138
Wow.
379
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,548
Uh, well, this is...
380
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,618
Awkward, Private.
381
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,778
It's awkward, there's
no other word for it!
382
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,448
Awkward.
383
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,898
Aw.
384
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,708
Why did you do it, Marlene?
385
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,238
Why did you fill
that daffy birds had
386
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,058
with the absurd notion that
she and Rico could be an item?
387
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:27,188
Now what makes you
think it was me?
388
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,548
Plus, they would make
a very cute couple.
389
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,249
Come on.
390
00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:31,688
No chance.
391
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,228
Rico's heart belongs to another.
392
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,138
Wait, the plastic doll?
393
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,658
Skipper that's crazy.
394
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,458
Marlene, we're talking about Rico!
395
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:44,708
Crazy is just the top
layer of that parfait.
396
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,580
Doll?
397
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:51,939
It's true.
398
00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:53,848
He loves a doll.
399
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:57,430
Which is totally insane
because he should love me!
400
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,508
She must be here, somewhere.
401
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,358
Science tells us inanimate
dolls don't just get up
402
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,089
and walk away.
403
00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:21,538
Unless they've been possessed
by some sort of voodoo zombie
404
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,458
curse.
405
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,159
What?
406
00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:25,198
Stuff happens.
407
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,068
Big ugly world out there.
408
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:27,869
Yeah.
409
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,938
Or maybe someone stole it.
410
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:33,940
Until we find your dolly, you
can cuddle with my Lunacorn.
411
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,309
Look.
412
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,348
Rico and I are meant
to be together.
413
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,050
You understand.
414
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,388
OK.
415
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,089
Yeah, you're right.
416
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:52,368
I don't have your blonde hair,
short neck, and perky smile,
417
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,288
but you know what I do have?
418
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,798
Funny jokes!
419
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,760
Knock, knock.
420
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:02,018
You say, "Who's there?"
421
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,028
Any time.
422
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,428
Well fine.
423
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,120
Ms. High and Manufactured
out of shiny plastic!
424
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:11,430
Goodbye!
425
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,448
I just can't do it!
426
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:16,300
It's just wrong.
427
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,200
Always recycle.
428
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,378
Oh.
429
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,278
Hey, Rico.
430
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:35,979
What's up?
431
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,858
Lost your girl doll, now
you're looking for her?
432
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:38,568
Here, let me help!
433
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,269
Nope!
434
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:41,148
Not in there!
435
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,598
So, she'll probably
never, ever come back.
436
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,628
But hey, if you're in the market
for a rebound relationship
437
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,268
I know a certain somebody
who could help you out.
438
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:46,969
Hint!
439
00:18:46,971 --> 00:18:49,600
It's me.
440
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,388
Rico!
441
00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:59,918
How amazing is it that I
totally just ran into you
442
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,420
and it wasn't at all
watching your every...
443
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:05,468
Hey.
444
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,309
Wow.
445
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,748
I seem to have
inadvertently trapped you
446
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,268
in a cage, for
which I have no key.
447
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,458
Oh well.
448
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,948
Perfect opportunity to
get to know each other.
449
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:19,910
So, I like petunias, soft
rain, and cage animal fury.
450
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,060
What do you like, Rico?
451
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,369
Hey!
452
00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:32,308
How's it going?
453
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,458
Sorry about that earlier attitude.
454
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,258
I apologise.
455
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,138
In fact, I'd like to be friends.
456
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:41,778
What do you think of that?
457
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:42,509
Great!
458
00:19:42,511 --> 00:19:44,918
So Rico.
459
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,868
He's so focused.
460
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,710
Any tips, um, getting
his attention?
461
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:51,759
What?
462
00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:53,468
You think he's focused on you?
463
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,228
Ha!
464
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:54,929
Ha ha!
465
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:58,588
That is totally true.
466
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,198
Guys, you've already
searched here.
467
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,220
Six times.
468
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,138
Rico, look, I know how much
you care for your doll,
469
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,528
but she's well, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
470
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,418
She's a toy.
471
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,620
Shh!
472
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,568
Shelly, on the other
hand, is a real girl.
473
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,348
Rico, she can walk, she can talk,
474
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:22,308
and... OK, granted, a few
weird notions about courtship.
475
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,758
But let's be honest here.
476
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,768
Weird's your thing.
477
00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:25,468
Oh.
478
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,289
That's true.
479
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,358
She really likes you, Rico.
480
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,348
Isn't a real girl better
than plastic Ms. Perky?
481
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,978
Rico, I took your doll
and I threw in trash.
482
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,208
But then I moved
her to the recycling
483
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,708
because I am going green
but it didn't matter anyway
484
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,608
because you like her better than
you like me and I see that now!
485
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,348
OK, I retract
everything I just said.
486
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,059
Huh.
487
00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:45,088
I would've bet Private's
community college
488
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,788
fund on a voodoo zombie curse.
489
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:48,588
Yeah.
490
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:49,289
So.
491
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,408
In hindsight, I probably should've
492
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:57,010
taken the doll out of the
dumpster before I came to you.
493
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,338
Look!
494
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,340
The truck!
495
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:13,748
It's no use.
496
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,248
I can't keep up.
497
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:19,048
I've gotta hit the gym more often.
498
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:22,238
The land speed of an
ostrich is 50 miles an hour.
499
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,710
On my back!
500
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,810
Oh!
501
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,938
I can't watch.
502
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,630
Me either!
503
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,150
Aw, baby.
504
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,678
Oh my gosh!
505
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,720
I can't believe how
handsome you look.
506
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,119
Really!
507
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:38,398
Just get more adorable
with every glance!
508
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,598
Um.
509
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,658
Oh, hey, Rico.
510
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,158
Have you met my new boy toy?
511
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,808
His name is Crusher, which is
appropriate because I am doing
512
00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:49,580
more than a little
crushing on him.
513
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,378
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
514
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,640
Hey, you gonna eat that?
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