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Up and at 'em, Marlene.
Whaa...?
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We need your help
on a five-man operation.
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Okay, okay. 15 more minutes...
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Thanks for your assistance, Marlene.
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My theory is confirmed.
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Sewer sludge is indeed quite gross.
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I could've told you that!
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We all could've, Kowalski likes
to crunch the data for himself.
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But next time, maybe wake up
somebody else. Like Maurice or Joey,
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or, I don't know, how about Burt?
Cos he's, you know, a he!
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I have an unfailing sense
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for matching a mission
with the perfect personnel.
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You were the right guy for the job.
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"Guy"? I am not...
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Okay, you know what?
You know what, good night.
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Wait. You want me to judge what?
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A burping contest.
We need someone fair and impartial.
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And I was the right "guy" for the
job, I... Yeah! Fire when ready!
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Okay, well,
that was pretty disgusting.
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Good ol' trout innards marinated in
cod innards. Never fails.
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I just ate a can of kippers,
three years past expiration date!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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How dare you have a contest of
stinky burps without the king.
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My royal burps have brought down
entire dynasties!
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Oh, really?
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Get a whiff of this!
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I can't... I can't...
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...three, four, five, six...
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"Yo, how many
school groups we got today?
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Three.
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...four, five, six...
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"What time you takin' lunch?"
One.
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...two, three, four...
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"One more thing..."
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...two, three... Gah, you're making
me lose count of the chlorine.
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"How many you supposed to throw?"
No more than eight. Where was I?
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"I think maybe four."
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Five, six...
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Wow, what a disgusting night.
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Crescent wrench...
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Needlenose...
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Hey, guys.
Great balls of fire!
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You will never believe this...
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Hello! I'm beautiful... I mean
you're beu... I mean you're new here!
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Kowalski! Intel me about her.
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There is only one explanation
for this.
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Our zoo is now home to
an Arctic Mink. What?
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This is a rare opportunity to study
an endangered species.
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Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
What are you...?
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Subject speaks in single syllables.
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That is absolutely...
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Subject's speech is already
progressing. Fascinating.
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I'm Arlene!
Arlene.
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Arlene!
Arlene!
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Even her name's adorable.
Skipper?
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She said my name!
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You seem a bit... gobsmacked.
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Isn't Private weird?
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Not too close now, Skipper!
I have barely begun my research.
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Are you guys serious?
Do you really think I'm...
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Thank you so much.
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I thought I was having a bad fur day
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but now I realise how utterly
impossible that would be, and, er...
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Oh, snap. Who is the new snow bunny?
Arlene. She's a rare Arctic Mink.
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Okay, whoa...
And I saw her first.
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She is a rare breed.
Just like myself.
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We are a match made in the heavens.
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Maurice! Maurice!
What?
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Play the royal courtship music,
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for the sky spirits
have sent me a queen!
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What?!
Monosyllabic regression.
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Queen?! Right away, your majesty!
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Queen? Okay, guys, big mistake here!
Big mistake here!
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You're pretty when you're mad.
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An agitated Arctic Mink
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is likely to secrete a putrid fluid
from its scent gland and...
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You love it.
Oh, my. See ya!
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The art of the manly dance
overwhelms her.
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The bait is set.
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Now, my lovely, do you see
anything to your liking?
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I can get a nice deal.
They know me here.
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It's a little early
for crown shopping,
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I've been trying to explain...
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Ooh... She's a gabby one.
I am really Marl... That one's nice.
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Huh?
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No. I don't like
the cut of the palm frond
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and an inclusion in the betelnut.
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The queen's crown must be perfect!
But not more perfect than mine.
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Flawless.
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Mort! No ogling the feet!
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Now. How'd you like a tour of
my plastic volcano?
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Skipper?
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Oh! Oh, hey! Hey, Arlene!
I was just out for a...
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Okay, okay. So I'm Arlene.
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Just for grins.
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And I'm so much different
than Marlene, I guess, huh?
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Well... Yeah!
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Okay, okay, because I look different?
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You smell different, too.
Fresh, clean...
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Mm-hmm. Chloriney?
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What?
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Unexpected. The putrid fluid
secreted by the subject
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is indeed chloriney.
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How dare they sniff my queen!
Do they not know the penalty?
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Maurice, tell to me the penalty.
Is very bad, yes?
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I don't think there is a penalty.
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Okay, you work on that.
I'll step up my woo.
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Picnic basket?
Better! Scientific field kit!
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Kowalski, you're a logical guy.
Surely you must know who I am.
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I will soon.
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Now, would you prefer to start with
the reflex test or saliva analysis?
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It's really hard to woo with
thorns in my lips and gums.
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I'm just going to go home now.
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Arlene... Of all the
silly, shallow... ooh!
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It's not a bad look.
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Knockedy knock, knock, knock.
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Skipper,
did you finally figure it out?
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That you're bunking with Marlene?
Well, it was in Kowalski's report.
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Where is Marlene, by the way?
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Does this give you a clue?
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No...
How could I have been so blind?
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I know, right?
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Arlene did something horrible
to Marlene.
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You think so?
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No-one's seen Marlene
since Arlene arrived.
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Maybe it's Marlene
who's the endangered species.
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Rico! Knock it off, this is serious!
Sorry.
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Okay. Okay, first Skipper
runs out of here,
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ranting about I don't know what.
And now, hm, this...
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Milady, your chariot awaits.
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It's a throne.
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Yes, but when Maurice carries it on
his back, it's kind of a chariot.
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Yeah, a chair-ee-ot.
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Freeze!
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Secure the exits!
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Maurice, what is happening?
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I'll ask the questions, Ringtail.
What did you do with Marlene?
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What? What are you talking about?
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Look, Arlene,
if that really is your name...
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I'm Marlene! My pool had too
much chlorine! It bleached my fur!
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I tried to tell you!
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What kind of fool do you take me for?
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You'll have to narrow
the options down a little.
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This is crazy!
I'm telling the truth!
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Oh, we'll get to the truth all right.
Our way. Kowalski!
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Setting device on super tickle.
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I don't get it.
What?
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Er, any of it.
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They seem to think Arlene did
something nasty to Marlene
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and now she's a fugitive.
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In that case, maybe we need to find
a queen that's less,
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you know, homey-cidal.
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Help!
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Nice work. We got her surrounded.
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We know you're in there, Arlene.
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And by the way, you actually fell for
my tongue tied routine.
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I was just play acting.
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That was acting?
Yeah. I'm a good actor. Okay?
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Buttermilk biscuits! Add
grand theft auto to the rap sheet!
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Gotcha!
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Have fun, Arlene...
in the clutches of justice.
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Whose name is Alice.
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I can think of no
harsher punishment.
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Hair dye... Hair dye...
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Chestnut... close enough.
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There. It's like this whole over
chlorination thing never happened.
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Come on, how could you guys
not recognise me?
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Poor Marlene. She's been brainwashed.
Best to just humor her.
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Okay, I am serious!
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Arlene. She was as cold
as she was hot!
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Yoo-hooooo! King Julien!
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