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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,721 I know it sounds crazy... 2 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:14,847 but Penny was like 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,936 some kind of revolutionary guerrilla leader, 4 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:24,607 fighting against this AI government thing 5 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,818 that put chips in everyone's neck. 6 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:32,823 And the chips, they were inserted with magic? 7 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,409 No, no, that's the next universe. 8 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,413 That's a completely different ball of wax. 9 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,666 Right, sorry. 10 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,878 "Different ball of wax." 11 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:51,259 And I know you. I mean, from my universe. 12 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:56,222 But you weren't a psychiatrist, you were a neurobiologist. 13 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,683 Well, good for me. 14 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:04,481 And this all happened before or after the apocalypse? 15 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,484 Before. After civilization collapsed, 16 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,570 there wasn't a big demand for neurobiologists. 17 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,116 Rat farmers, sure, you know? People gotta eat. 18 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,707 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 19 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,043 Let's keep your Shamoxil where it is, 20 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,213 and I'm going to double your dosage on Trafederine, 21 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,257 see if that doesn't help. 22 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,427 You think I'm crazy? 23 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,056 That's not a word we like to use around here, but... 24 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,602 Doesn't matter. I... 25 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,270 gotta get out of this place. 26 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,648 To go to a different universe? 27 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,400 Not just different, a good universe. 28 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,236 You know, without giant moths, or evil demons. 29 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,655 Right, sure. 30 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,952 Well, if you make progress, 31 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:03,832 it's not out of the question that someday you can leave. 32 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,294 Someday? What does "someday" mean? 33 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:11,423 It means a vague time in an unspecified future. 34 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,384 That sounds like never to me. 35 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,345 "Never" is not a word we use around here. 36 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,639 It can be upsetting. 37 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,000 Open. 38 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,254 Thank you. 39 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,256 And remember, Dr. Fowler upped our dosage, 40 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,924 so we might wanna take it easy for a while. 41 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,719 "We"? Are you on these drugs too? 42 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,180 You're a crack-up. 43 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,435 I like you. 44 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,753 Who builds a hallway like this? 45 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,274 Bert. 46 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,485 Thank God. 47 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,696 Let's get out of here. 48 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,869 Careful there, Chachi. 49 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,206 - Who are you? - Who am I? 50 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,041 I'm Mamie Eisenhower. 51 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,711 I'm a Sherpa. 52 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,755 A Sherpa? 53 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,674 I thought Sherpa was an ethnic group. 54 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,176 It is. I converted. 55 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,053 I met a girl online. 56 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,973 We did the whole thing, you know, the classes, the ceremony. 57 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,059 Then she goes back to her ex. 58 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,478 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry? 59 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,729 No, I'm working through it. 60 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,314 I'm in therapy. 61 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,358 I'm thinking about ayahuasca. 62 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,777 I think that's a good idea. 63 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,071 I don't know. We'll find out. 64 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,367 There's something wrong with the door. 65 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,912 Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello, my ragtime gal 66 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:15,249 Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart's on fire 67 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,294 If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be all alone 68 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,798 Oh, baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own 69 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,176 Stuart. 70 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,469 How'd you get out? 71 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,764 I didn't. You're very high. 72 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,812 That's all, folks! 73 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,523 - Hey. How'd you get out here? - No! 74 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,942 No, you don't understand! I can't stay here! 75 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,277 None of this is real. 76 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,195 I can't stay in this universe! 77 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,283 - None of this is real. - What's not real? 78 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,458 Mr. Bloom, you have a visitor. 79 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,549 - Denise? - There's my guy. 80 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,802 You gotta get me out of here. 81 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:13,390 Oh, honey, I wish I could. You've gotta get well first. 82 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,184 There's nothing wrong with me. 83 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,561 Stuart, please, you need help. 84 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,981 I miss you. The children miss you. 85 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,858 I have children? 86 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,654 - Oh, my God. - I'm a dad? 87 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,655 You're a wonderful dad. 88 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,407 Jaden and Talia love you so very much. 89 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,868 Okay. I'll do the work. 90 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,788 - I'll get better. - Thank you. 91 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,292 Whose idea was it to name them Jaden and Talia? 92 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,129 - Yours. - I do need help. 93 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,885 Okay, very interesting interpretation. 94 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,555 Stuart, do you have anything that you'd like to add to that? 95 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,100 Stuart? 96 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,352 Okay. 97 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,537 Mom? Dad? 98 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,913 There's something I need to get off my chest. 99 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,456 "What is it, honey?" "Just listen." 100 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,833 "And that's why I felt invisible." 101 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,877 "No, Dad, you're talking out of turn!" 102 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:44,481 - "You have a son named Stuart." - And here's Stuart. 103 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,984 "Oh, my goodness! He's come home." 104 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,903 In the past, I'd be full of fear. 105 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,824 Now, I'm just feeling the love from deep within. 106 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,201 That's great. Good job. 107 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,078 Everybody, round of applause for Stuart. 108 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,457 Good job, good job. 109 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,008 I see you've been working very hard. 110 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,260 - I have, yeah. - I've got a nice note here 111 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,720 from your occupational therapist. 112 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,971 Really? 113 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,224 "Mr. Bloom brings a refreshing enthusiasm 114 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,270 - to his leather work." - I made this wallet. 115 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,566 Three compartments and... a coin purse. 116 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,153 Always need a place for your coins. 117 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,531 But how are we feeling about these other universes? 118 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,200 I'm glad you asked. 119 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:40,288 I've come to understand that I was batshit crazy. 120 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:45,460 Not the word that I would use, but a word that I would think. 121 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,253 I still have some concerns. 122 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,089 No, I'm... 123 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,216 I'm eating well, I'm sleeping well. 124 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,468 Last movie night, they played Step Brothers, 125 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,764 and I laughed... in all the right places. 126 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,974 Any way you look at it, I am well. 127 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,393 Well, that's not really for you to decide, is it? 128 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,272 No, it's for you to decide. 129 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,901 - Have you? - I have. 130 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,908 I can make you a nice belt. 131 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,496 Not necessary. It's time you go home. 132 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,376 Thank you, thank you. 133 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,378 You're welcome. 134 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,589 Think you'll be letting Bert out anytime soon? 135 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,051 We don't have a patient named Bert. 136 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,096 Of course not. I was just testing you. 137 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,431 You passed! 138 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,309 I'm gonna go now. 139 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:49,065 Bye! If any of my friends lose their marbles, I'll send 'em here. 140 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,923 You doing okay? 141 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,509 - Yeah, great. - Good. 142 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,888 I am so, so glad you're coming home. 143 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,015 Me too. 144 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,225 I mean, I don't wanna put any pressure on things 145 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,395 or push you too much, but... 146 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,274 Mama really missed her Big Daddy. 147 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,527 I'm Big Daddy? 148 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,695 - Yeah, you are. - Okay. 149 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,113 - Yeah. - Just checking. 150 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,201 "Big" is a... great adjective. 151 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,455 Unless you're talking about a suspicious lump. 152 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,458 We just have to make one little stop. 153 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,543 - For what? - You'll see. 154 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,714 Big Daddy loves surprises. 155 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,760 Oh, yeah. 156 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,853 - Denise, what is all this? - It's your exhibition. 157 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,563 You're the hottest artist going. 158 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,690 I am? 159 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,824 - The man of the hour. - Bert. 160 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,576 What are you doing here? 161 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,787 What are you talking about? It's my gallery. 162 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,623 Okay, come on, everybody's dying to meet you. 163 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:33,669 Help me out. Am I down-to-Earth famous, or more asshole famous? 164 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,712 - Asshole. - Great. 165 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,965 Yes, it's me! 166 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,092 Good to see you. 167 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,511 - Wow. - Thank you so much. 168 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,471 Denise, I'm gonna need some Purell. 169 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,515 Thank you. 170 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,809 I don't even remember painting most of these. 171 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,354 Good to... Good to see you, yeah. 172 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,564 That's... 173 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,024 - I love your work. - What's that? 174 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,360 I'm a huge fan. 175 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,663 M'kay! 176 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,082 Who's ready for a hot dog? 177 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,375 - I am! - Me! Me! 178 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,085 Fresh-squeezed lemonade. 179 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,462 Yay! 180 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,590 - How you doing? - Great. 181 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,051 I can't believe I thought there was a better universe 182 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,137 than this one right here. 183 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,473 Welcome back, neighbor. 184 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,561 - Kripke? - Guilty as charged. 185 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,687 We're neighbors? 186 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,189 I wike to think we're a wittwe more than neighbows. 187 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,775 I held your son at his bwis. 188 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,528 We're Jewish? 189 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,155 So, how was the woony bin? 190 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,032 It's not a loony bin, Barry. It's a hospital. 191 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,659 - Yeah, fow woonies. - Barry... 192 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,162 I'm kidding. I'm a kidder. Just ask my husband. 193 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,873 Is this guy giving you the business? 194 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,167 - Gary? - Hey, Stuart. 195 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,756 - I... gotta go lay down. - Are you okay? 196 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,424 I'm not sure. 197 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,218 Wooks wike they didn't tighten all the scwews there. 198 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,430 - You're terrible. - And you wove it. 199 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,062 Denise, I'm gonna go for a little walk, clear my head. 200 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,563 Want me to come with? 201 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,274 That's okay. I won't be long. 202 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,855 You're not listening to me, okay? 203 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:44,568 The centrifugal force of Thor's hammer is what allows him to fly. 204 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,988 But Thor is throwing it. That violates Newton's first law. 205 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,242 Hey, hey. Settle an argument for us. 206 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,912 Laws of physics don't apply to Norse gods, right? 207 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,997 Of course not. 208 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,124 Thor, along with the other inhabitants of Asgard, 209 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,085 exist outside the paradigm of the physical universe. 210 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,921 How do I know that? 211 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,108 Oh, boy. 212 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,714 - How was your walk? - Good. 213 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,257 What you got there? 214 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,635 Bought a comic book. 215 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,554 - Since when do you read comic books? - People read comic books. 216 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,723 What is with you? 217 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,647 Sorry. That was too loud. 218 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,172 "It was like any other Tuesday at Caltech. Smart people doing smart stuff." 219 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,633 "Leonard, Sheldon, and Howard constructed 220 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,470 a Vari-state Quantum Entanglement Device." 221 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,392 "Stuart Bloom stopped by to share the news of a clean colonoscopy." 222 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,853 "In his excitement, he knocked the device off the table." 223 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,855 Honey, everything all right? 224 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,607 Yeah, give me a minute. 225 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,067 "From that point on, 226 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,903 Stuart was entangled with the fate of the universe." 227 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,531 - Jesus. - You need the MiraLAX? 228 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,699 No, no. I'm okay. 229 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,701 Don't strain. Remember, that's how Elvis died. 230 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,412 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. 231 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,249 "Messages were sent to help him, but the big dope didn't notice." 232 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,501 I'm a big dope? You're a big dope. 233 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,087 If you need it, there's a Fleet enema under the sink. 234 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,589 Great, thanks. 235 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,257 "So you've gotta fix it." 236 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,676 "We're going to send you more instructions, but first, 237 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,679 you have to escape from this prison." 238 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,180 "Prison"? 239 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,601 "None of this is real!" 240 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,477 Coming! 241 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,588 - What you got there, neighbor? - Nothing, nothing. 242 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,298 Doesn't wook wike nothing. 243 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,842 Mind your own damn business, Barry! 244 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:57,803 That was vewy wude. 245 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,689 What's that? 246 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,320 - You can see it? - Yeah, I can see it. What is it? 247 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,868 You ever wonder whether any of this is real? 248 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,827 What are you talking about? 249 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:28,750 Doesn't bother you that everything seems perfect? 250 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,835 No. This is the life we dreamed of. 251 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,837 Exactly! 252 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,548 When have my dreams ever come true? 253 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,386 - Stuart, you're scaring me. - You think you're scared now? 254 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,014 You might wanna tighten your sphincter. 255 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:15,881 Yuck! 256 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,433 I'm bald. 257 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,811 What'd you do? Where are we? 258 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,525 It looks like The Matrix to me. 259 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,945 Technically, we're out of the Matrix. 260 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,240 So, what, the house, the kids, the cable TV, none of that was real? 261 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,576 Oh, man. I wiked it there. 262 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,202 I mean, I was homosexual, 263 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163 but my husband was a weal wooker. 264 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:52,375 - Guys, this is The Matrix. - Yeah, we know. 265 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,712 No, it's literally a scene from the movie. 266 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,883 You're right. 267 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,342 We're still trapped. 268 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,928 Are you sure? It wooks wike we escaped. 269 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,847 That's what they want us to think. 270 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,309 - Who is "they"? - I don't know. 271 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,480 Hang on. 272 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,603 You guys ready? 273 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,314 There's no way to know where we're gonna land. 274 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,733 Anywhere, as wong as I'm stwaight. 275 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,069 That is so inappropriate. 276 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,988 I know, I know. It's not a choice. 277 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,129 Well, we're not in Pasadena. 278 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,841 - Is it real? - Seems real. 279 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,678 Sand, organic material, clay. 280 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,180 Could be kaolinite or montmorillonite. 281 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,432 What's that mean? 282 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,183 It's dirt. 283 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,436 Why didn't you just say "dirt"? 284 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689 I was showing off a little. 285 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,774 Did you hear something? 286 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,791 No hurt. 287 00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,629 - Peaceful. - We come from far. 288 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,464 We good. 289 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,427 - What do you think? - I don't know. 290 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,512 They sound stupid.20836

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