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Feliz Cumpleaños.
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Oh, wow, Toreador.
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Esto ... Esto se supone para ser una gran cosa.
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Es Joey favorito de la colonia.
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Y, sin duda, el oficial aroma de las 500 millas de Indianápolis.
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Huele fenomenal.
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Muy fragante. Mantener lejos de llamas abiertas.
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Gracias, Nicole. Gracias a todos.
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Quiero decir, esto fue realmente genial.
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Hey, Cory, que son 13. Eres un adolescente.
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Sentir de manera diferente?
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Oh, no exactamente. Se supone que debo dar?
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Sí, sí. No te quiero, uh, pedir prestado el coche,
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quedarse fuera toda la noche, usted sabe, vienen rodando en la madrugada
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en un gran problema, ¿eh?
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Oh, bien, bien, no puedo conducir todavía.
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Pero...supongo que podría tomar el metro.
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Si llegué a las 9:30, que sería una media hora más tarde
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que voy a estar,
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así que supongo que estaría en problemas.
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Tendría que estar bien por ahora?
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Sí, olvidarse de él.
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Hey, ¿qué tal en honor del cumpleaños de tu niño,
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Joey y yo tratar a los dos niños a la película de su elección
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mañana por la noche. La selección de la película objeto de nuestra aprobación,
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se debe realizar antes de las 8:00, su kilometraje puede variar.
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¿Qué dicen ustedes? Sí.
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Sí, eso sería genial.
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Todo a la derecha.
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Uh-oh, hey, tu hermano está aquí, Cor.
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Hola, Roy. Uh, se olvidó de todo el partido.
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Oh, caramba. Debe de haber cronometrado apenas a la derecha.
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Roy Kupkus, hijo de un arma de fuego,
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aún eres una persona desagradable.
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El Señor Taylor. Estás buscando descansado.
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Vamos a ver, yo creo que usted sabe todo el mundo, ¿verdad?
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No a mí. JOEY: Oh, bueno,
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'causa que usted es un juez y que dos se han cumplido finalmente.
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Juez Wilbur, este es Roy Kupkus.
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Muéstrele el perfil, Roy.
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Hey, Cory, eh, Mamá quería que yo lo recoja 'causa de la lluvia.
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Tiene miedo de que usted va a disolver.
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Oh, está bien. Déjenme poner todas mis cosas juntos.
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Hey, feliz cumpleaños, todo bien?
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Nos vemos mañana en la noche, cuando usted venga a Nicole hasta
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en el correctamente temprana hora señalada.
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Bien, te veo mañana en la noche para la película.
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Feliz Cumpleaños.
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Gracias.
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[BURLA]
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Siéntate.
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Por qué? Pensé que nos ibas a ir?
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Usted puede decir que un beso?
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La boca. En la boca.
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Usted puso sus labios a sus labios y la espera.
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Respirar a través de tu nariz. ¿Lo tienes?
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Venga, Roy, que fue Nicole.
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Bueno, discúlpenme por ser un hombre,
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pero yo pensaba que ella era su novia.
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Ella es.
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Entonces usted debería ser cada vez más
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de un bocado de la mejilla, no?
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Hey, Cory, es que este chico te molesta?
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Uh, no, Señor Klawicki, él es mi hermano.
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Yo sé. Es que te molesta?
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Hey, soda jockey, tienes un menú o ¿supongo?
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Terriblemente triste.
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Puedo recomendar el "Reloj de su actitud punk sobre el pan tostado."
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Roy. Ser agradable.
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Chico, chico, que estos chicos grandes,
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ellos piensan que porque están llenos de maleza
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Estoy supone que debe ser, como, intimidado.
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A su conveniencia, señor, voy a tener un batido.
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Por venir.
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Mira, Squirrelhead, Papá ya no se presentan.
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Que me deja a cargo de guiar a usted a través de
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su boba años de la adolescencia.
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No estoy seguro acerca de esto besos y todo.
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Bien, usted va a luchar contra la naturaleza?
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Estás 13 ahora. Eres un hombre.
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Más que eso, eres un Kupkus.
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Ahora tienes una cita con Nicole mañana por la noche, ¿verdad?
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Voy a estar allí para asegurarse de que
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no estás viendo la película.
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[???]
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NICOLE: Esta soy yo, Nicole Bradford.
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Lindo, ¿eh?
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Este es mi Papá. Y esta es mi Papá.
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¿Cómo puedo obtener dos papás? Que heredó de mí.
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Felicitaciones. Es una chica.
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Aquí está el juez que nos unió.
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Ella vive en nuestro edificio. Mi edificio. Yo lo propio.
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NICOLE: somos una gran familia feliz,
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con un papá que la de la abajo-a-tierra,
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y de un papá con su cabeza en las nubes.
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Yo-- yo creo que es el padre del año.
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? Usted puede contar conmigo No importa lo que hagas ?
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? Usted puede contar conmigo No importa donde vayas ?
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? Estoy de pie a tu lado voy a estar justo detrás ?
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? Nadie te ama Más que yo ?
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? Pon tu mano en la mía ?
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? Usted puede contar conmigo No importa lo que hagas ?
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? Usted puede contar conmigo No importa donde vayas ?
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? Puedes contar conmigo ?
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[???]
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[SUENA EL TIMBRE]
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Hey. Cory, ¿cómo te va?
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JOEY: Oye, Cory.
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No son aquí un poco más temprano?
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Nicole ni siquiera a casa desde la escuela.
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Oh, sí, lo sé. Ella tiene el glee club de los viernes.
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Por eso he venido a más.
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Yo quería hablar con usted y el Señor Harris. Solo.
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Bien.
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Vale, sí. Usted quiere sentarse?
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Sí, yo lo creo.
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Como ustedes saben, Nicole y yo hemos estado fuera de un número de veces
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y de hecho los deberes juntos en muchas ocasiones.
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AMBOS: Sí...
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Oh, esto es muy incómodo para mí.
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Como yo no soy torpe suficiente ya.
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Yo no sabía a quién más hablar.
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Quiero decir, mi padre no alrededor de ya.
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Eres la única chicos mayores que yo conozco.
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Hey, Cory, estamos de su lado.
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Sí. Sea lo que sea, podemos hablar de ello.
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De verdad? Seguro.
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Bien.
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Debe Nicole y yo se los besos?
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Cuando usted dice que besos, que decir, besos de buenas noches
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al final de una fecha?
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No, como besarse durante un día.
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Si esto es demasiado difícil para que usted--
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No, No, hey, no es demasiado torpe,
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y sé que la respuesta a su pregunta,
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y se va como esta-- Time-out. Tiempo-fuera.
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Qué? Oportunidad de oro en el fregadero.
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Hey, ¿qué estás hablando?
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Oportunidad. La anulación. Fregadero.
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Qué?
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Ir a la pileta.
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Nos disculpe.
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Escuchar, nuestra hija novio vino a nosotros para recibir asesoramiento
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en lo que se debe hacer con nuestra hija.
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Esto es buenísimo. Usted entender por qué es increíble?
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Sí, porque podemos No.
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La mayoría de los padres de las niñas, que viven en la oscuridad.
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Ellos no saben lo que el niño está pensando.
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Ellos no saben lo que el niño está haciendo.
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Así que no te preocupes, que imaginar el peor de los casos,
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que sangrar internamente, y mueren.
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Pero tenemos la oportunidad de influir en el niño.
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Podemos-podemos dar forma a él, podemos llegar a él a hacer
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lo que queremos que haga.
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No queremos que la boy a hacer nada.
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Yo, estoy de acuerdo con usted. Bien, mira-Mira en él.
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Miren a este niño. Él es como un árbol joven.
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Él es un joven árbol a crecer sus primeras hojas.
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Somos los jardineros, ¿de acuerdo?
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Podemos podar él, damos forma a él. Él va a crecer grande y fuerte
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y nunca ponen una sucursal en nuestra hija.
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¿De acuerdo? Sentido?
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Sí, sí, sí. ¿De acuerdo?
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Todos los derechos, todos los derechos.
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[BORRA la GARGANTA] Cory,
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Yo-tengo la sensación - Y esto es sólo a mí ...
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Que ... Que...
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realmente no estás cómodo con toda esta cosa besos
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o de lo contrario no nos han llegado .
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Tengo la sensación de que...
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que le gustaría tener esto un poco más lento,
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y sólo estás esperando a alguien
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para decirle que está bien. Bien...
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Está bien. Tomar esta tan lento como quieras.
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Suena como Pat Boone.
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No sé, ¿sabe usted?
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Me gusta Nicole,
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y tal vez debería darle un beso.
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No.
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Qué?
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Mira, Cory, sé que algunos de tus amigos
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son besos ahora, y, como usted sabe,
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pero Michael y yo, estamos a tus amigos también.
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Y estamos diciendo que no.
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Lo que el Señor Harris está tratando de decir es que
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tal vez hay algunas chicas que piensan que están listos para esto,
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pero Nicole, ella es especial, ¿sabes?
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Y si intenta algo que ella no quiere hacer,
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usted podría arruinar todo.
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Y no creo que a ella le tiene un gran respeto por usted.
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¿No es eso lo que estás tratando de decir, Joe?
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Sí. No.
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Cory, hi. Es temprano.
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Se suponía que para conseguir algo
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para comer antes de la película?
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Uh, la película? Bueno, eso es lo que me vino
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por decirte, Nicole.
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Usted sabe que el inglés de asignación de
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donde tenemos que escribir un soneto de lunes?
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Bueno, yo no soy realmente buena en la poesía,
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y va a llevarme todo el fin de semana.
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Por qué?
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Porque tengo que pensar mucho.
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Así que no creo que esta noche es una gran idea.
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Tal vez cuando somos mayores.
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Adiós.
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Lo que está mal con él? ¿Puedo hacer algo?
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No, No, cariño, usted, Usted no hizo nada.
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Y usted no.
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[???]
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Sabes, hijo, me duele verte así.
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La noche del viernes, 13 años de edad, su cabeza
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en un libro en vez de una chica de su oído.
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Bueno, ¿qué puedo hacer, ¿sabes?
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Nicole, mi apretón principal, está enfermo con la gripe.
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No, No, mira sentado allí solo,
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Soy una triste Kupkus.
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[SUENA EL TIMBRE]
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Gee, me pregunto quién podría ser a esta hora?
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Samantha, qué sorpresa.
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Venga, que venga.
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Oh, y ¿quién es este?
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SAMANTHA: Sabrina.
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Gusto en conocerte.
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Oh, bien, usted viene en demasiado, mi querida.
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Disculpad el desorden.
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Ciertamente no estaba esperando a los visitantes de esta noche.
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[MÚSICA]
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Hola, ¿puedo tomar sus abrigos?
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Así que, eh, ¿qué sería de todos ustedes como hacer esta noche?
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Tal vez un amistoso juego de Parchís?
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Podríamos abrazar.
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Bueno, claro, eso está bien para usted y para mí.
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Pero, ¿qué acerca de Sabrina, aquí?
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Espera...
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Cory... Hey, tal vez podría mantener a la empresa.
237
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,140
Feliz Cumpleaños, niño.
238
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:07,150
Hola, tengo una gran idea.
239
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,220
Tengo este real triste de la película podemos ver en la cinta.
240
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:14,030
¿Y por qué es una buena idea?
241
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,200
Porque, Señor Gilipollas, las niñas van a llorar mucho.
242
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,230
Nos give 'em mucho confort. Se puede pasar?
243
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,970
No quiero hacer esto, Roy.
244
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,960
¿A qué te refieres, no quieres?
245
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:26,150
Quiero decir, prefiero tener una bolsa de mosquitos
246
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,970
atada alrededor de mi cabeza, ¿de acuerdo?
247
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,980
Bien, ¿qué acerca de Nicole?
248
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,220
Que te gusta de ella, ¿no?
249
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,210
Bien, usted piensa que ella va a esperar?
250
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,050
Chicas tengo necesidades.
251
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:40,030
Cory, estoy un poco fría de la lluvia.
252
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:45,140
¿Qué edad es Sabrina, de todos modos? Veinte?
253
00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:47,990
Catorce...y medio.
254
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,010
Bueno, mira, quizá, los dos tienen necesidades, pero Nicole no.
255
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,210
Ella es una chica especial.
256
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,060
Oh, quién te dijo eso?
257
00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:56,140
Sus padres.
258
00:11:56,190 --> 00:12:00,190
Oh. Bien, déjame darte mi gran cara de sorpresa.
259
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,210
¿Qué se puede esperar de ellos a decir, imbécil?
260
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:08,120
Ellos no quieren que usted para tocarla. Ellos son el enemigo.
261
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,050
Nicole no es como Sabrina.
262
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,160
Puedo ver ahora.
263
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:17,950
El estado de ánimo es el adecuado y Nicole se te acerca y dice, "Ahora".
264
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,250
Y luego de vuelta con ternura y le susurro, "¿Cómo?"
265
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:40,980
Bueno, ¿qué está pasando?
266
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,150
Me llama Cory y su teléfono sólo los anillos y anillos,
267
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,270
y él me dijo que estaría en casa trabajando en su soneto
268
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,040
y por qué se necesita todo el fin de semana para un soneto,
269
00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:51,040
cuando noqueó "Oda A Nicole" en un período de almuerzo?
270
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,020
Escuchar.
271
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:58,130
Usted está Bacall Y estoy Bogart
272
00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:01,240
Eres la fruta En el fondo de mi yogart
273
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,270
Así que usted puede ver qué tipo de talento que tiene.
274
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,240
¿Por qué lo hizo cancelar en la película?
275
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:15,090
¿Por qué él me diga que necesita todo el fin de semana para escribir un soneto?
276
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,060
[???]
277
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,040
MUJER 1 [EN la TELEVISIÓN]: no estar enfermo.
278
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,100
MUJER 2 [EN la TELEVISIÓN]: deja de llorar, cariño.
279
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,040
Mami tiene que morir ahora.
280
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:33,000
[LLORANDO] la operación está bien.
281
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,100
[SOLLOZOS]
282
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,090
Oh, no, no. Aw...
283
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:44,000
[LLORANDO] que he visto en mi vida.
284
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:48,020
Well, let's keep on watching it
and see how it ends.
285
00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:52,290
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
286
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,110
Want to dance?
No.
287
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,230
[SUENA EL TIMBRE]
288
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,010
Don't move.
289
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,180
Gee, look who
got well soon.
290
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,210
Hello, Roy.
291
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:12,060
You're phone's broken,
so I was stopping by to see
292
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,100
if Cory needed any help
with his sonnet.
293
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,210
Oh, well, uh,
gee, Nicole.
294
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:19,180
I think he's got all
the help he's gonna need.
295
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,210
Michael, you know that
Nicole's over there
296
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,970
talking to Cory
right now,
297
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,020
asking why they're not
going to that movie.
298
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,130
This isn't gonna blow up
in our faces, is it?
299
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,090
Hey, he's a 13-year-old kid.
300
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,040
And besides us, his only advisor
is his older brother,
301
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,290
the Marquis de Kupkus.
302
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:43,990
So our advice to Cory just
neutralizes his advice to Cory.
303
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,230
Yeah, you're right.
304
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,120
Hey, we did
Yep.
305
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,100
Why the hell
do I listen to you?
306
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,090
He told me
he was studying.
307
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:58,110
When I got to his house, he was
slow dancing with some girl.
308
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:05,010
Sweetheart, um, there may be
a very reasonable explanation.
309
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,240
Yeah, maybe, uh, maybe it was
a cousin he hasn't seen
310
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,960
for a while, you know?
311
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,070
Or a-- Or a friend he was
consoling or...
312
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,140
maybe, uh, maybe it was just a
practical joke and you happened
313
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,170
to walk in
at the wrong time.
314
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,060
You're good.
315
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,190
Thanks, Dad, but I know
what's going on.
316
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,120
Boys have urges.
And he was having urges tonight.
317
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,280
Excuse me,
you know about urges?
318
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,060
I know about urges.
319
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:31,100
Of course you do.
Incidentally, how?
320
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,150
My mom.
Hygiene class. Books.
321
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,260
Oh. Oh, okay. So this
knowledge is purely academic,
322
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:42,080
and in no way obtained in any
kind of tactile manner?
323
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,030
I don't know what
you're talking about.
324
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,130
[SIGHS]
You've made me very happy.
325
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,280
What should I do?
326
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,270
I mean, maybe I should be
having urges too.
327
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,120
Hey.
328
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,990
Hey...
329
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,070
What--? Why--? Why do you
think that, sweetheart?
330
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,240
Some of my girl friends
are kissing boys.
331
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,990
[SPUTTERS]
Name names.
332
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,970
They say it's the only way
to keep a boy interested.
333
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,050
Do you think Cory's
not interested anymore?
334
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,010
Is that why he was
with that girl?
335
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:18,050
Honey, you can't do something
that you don't want
336
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,270
just to keep Cory
interested.
337
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,030
Why not?
338
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,200
Aren't you more interested
in girls who kiss?
339
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,040
Homina, homina, homina, homina,
homina, homina, homina, homina.
340
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,030
See, Nicole, this is
the wonderful thing
341
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,120
about having two dads.
342
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:36,010
One has a blowout,
you got a spare.
343
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,290
Now, honestly, don't you think
you're a little too young
344
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:41,160
to be thinking about kissing?
I'm almost 13.
345
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,090
But we just got you. To us,
you're like five months old.
346
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,100
Yeah, we're still happy you're
sleeping through the night.
347
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,000
I'm not a baby.
348
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,020
Nicole...
349
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:52,240
Boogie, boogie, boogie.
350
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,220
Boogie, boogie,
boogie.
351
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:57,190
[LAUGHING,
BLOWS RASPBERRY]
352
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,070
[CLEARS THROAT]
She's right, Michael.
353
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,190
Real babies go nuts
for this stuff.
354
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,180
Dads. I need your help.
355
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:10,040
All right. All right.
Sweetheart, all right,
356
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:14,000
let me ask you, do you--?
Do you want to be kissing boys?
357
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,230
Please say no.
358
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,210
I'm not sure.
359
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:23,180
Cory's special to me.
360
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,180
Yeah, well,
you're special to us.
361
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,110
And we save all
our best advice for you.
362
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,010
So anybody who's really
worth it's gonna be interested
363
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,290
in you
without the kissing.
364
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:34,220
Right.
365
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,290
I was never interested
in girls like that.
366
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,130
Boy, I tell you,
it's tough to have a daughter.
367
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:48,000
Yeah, I always thought
I'd have a son.
368
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:51,230
One day he'd come to me,
and he'd say, "Dad, you know,
369
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,290
I've been having these, uh,
these feelings about girls."
370
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,080
And I'd sit him down,
and I'd look him in the eyes
371
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,130
and I'd tell him the most
important thing
372
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:03,990
that my father ever told me
"Son...don't caught."
373
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,230
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
374
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,030
Sage advice, Joe.
375
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,140
Listen, when you get a chance,
do me a favor.
376
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,270
Never talk to my daughter.
377
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,210
Roy.
378
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,130
Leaving so soon?
379
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,030
Yeah, I was just looking
for the runt. He stop by here?
380
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,290
You mean Cory? No.
381
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,020
[SCOFFS]
What a wuss.
382
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,100
You know, I set him up
on the perfect date.
383
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,250
Instant experience,
no questions asked.
384
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,980
And what does he do?
385
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,970
Runs like a shrimp.
Wait a second.
386
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:34,170
What are you saying?
Are you saying you set him up?
387
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,090
Little birthday
surprise.
388
00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,250
So then Cory is in no way
responsible for why
389
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,260
our little girl
is in tears right now?
390
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,040
Oh, is she?
391
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:46,100
I am terribly sorry.
392
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,100
But you know,
the way I look at it,
393
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:50,160
I was doing Nicole
a little favor.
394
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,130
How do you figure that?
395
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,150
She's a sweet kid,
396
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,140
and you want the best
for her, right?
397
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,100
So I'm making Cory
into the best.
398
00:18:57,150 --> 00:19:01,050
Teaching him how to make the
right moves at the right time.
399
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,010
What's he doing?
400
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,140
Parenting. It'll only
hurt for a minute.
401
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,290
ROY:
You know what?
402
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:13,130
I think right now
the right move is...bye.
403
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,110
[???]
404
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,180
He looks like
a short spy.
405
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:23,170
I don't know
what's wrong.
406
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,230
He's been sitting there
almost an hour,
407
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,120
nursing the same soda.
408
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,120
No fries?
409
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,100
I offered him some.
410
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,060
He told me to mind
my own business.
411
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,170
He said that?
412
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,040
To you?
Yep.
413
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,240
Then he left me
a $6 tip.
414
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,070
I forgive him.
415
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,280
This seat taken?
416
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,260
[???]
417
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,230
Cory.
418
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,050
Cory.
419
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,240
Hello, Nicole.
420
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,150
Mr. Harris.
Mr. Taylor.
421
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,190
Hey, you okay, Cory?
422
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,240
Before I can answer
any questions,
423
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,040
I'll have to consult
with my attorney.
424
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,070
I'm fine.
425
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,060
Thank you.
426
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,090
Cory.
It's okay.
427
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:37,050
Roy came looking for you,
and he told us what happened.
428
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,040
We told Nicole.
You're cleared.
429
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,990
There goes
my retainer.
430
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,080
Well...there is still
one more thing.
431
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:49,150
Nicole.
432
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,110
My brother says you and I should
be up to kissing by now.
433
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,290
Your fathers...
434
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,020
disagree.
435
00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:00,280
What do you think?
436
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,180
I don't know.
What do you think?
437
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,100
Uh...
438
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:09,090
Nicole and I need to talk
about this kissing thing.
439
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,220
Could we be alone?
440
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,060
No.
Uh-uh.
441
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,290
Okay, then.
442
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,270
Uh, Nicole...
443
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,180
uh...have you been
waiting for me
444
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:34,160
to make my move,
like Roy says?
445
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,200
No.
446
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,080
Are you afraid
of what my fathers
447
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,050
will do to you
if you try anything?
448
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,110
Yeah.
449
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:47,240
But I'm more afraid of messing
things up between you and me.
450
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,090
I'm not ready yet, Cory.
451
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:54,220
At least not for what
your brother's talking about.
452
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:58,140
I don't even know what
my brother's talking about.
453
00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:01,250
This is working out
better than we deserve.
454
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,050
Uh...do you think
you ever will be ready?
455
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,240
Someday.
456
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,290
When?
457
00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:18,230
As soon as she is, you'll be
notified through your attorney.
458
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,290
Okay?
459
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,240
Okay.
460
00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:27,220
In the meantime,
ice cream's on me.
461
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,980
A happy ending.
462
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,280
I feel all aglow.
463
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:48,080
It's the lucky felon who
appears before me tomorrow.
464
00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:52,090
Well...
465
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:57,070
another day, another pre-teen
crisis successfully contained.
466
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,030
Yeah.
467
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,010
But someday,
she's gonna be a teenager.
468
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:05,230
And someday, she's gonna come
here with real teenage problems.
469
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,210
And you know what
we'll tell her someday?
470
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,200
BOTH:
Homina, homina, homina...
471
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,020
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